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[/smg/ stock market general No.55961450]

I Just Want Bang Bang Bang Edition


>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55958392

[Anonymous No.55961454]

Looks like CVNA is mooning on the regular again

[Anonymous No.55961457]

and just like that we'll never see SPY 440 again

[Anonymous No.55961463]

>NVDA down even more after blowing earnings out
Wow retail is being super retarded about this huh

[Anonymous No.55961464]

Biden is an illegitimate president, so we dump today.

[Anonymous No.55961471]

[Anonymous No.55961473]

>Todays

[Anonymous No.55961475]

Are we going up now?
Do bears have any arguments left?

[Anonymous No.55961476]

NVDA all the way down to $100/share

[Anonymous No.55961486]

>With overnight trading hours you can trade thousands of US stocks and ETFs around the clock, five days per week.

IB is trying to make me a degen gambler

[Anonymous No.55961490]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55961493]

>nvda and amzn pump after hours
>charts looking good
>9:30
>dumps to previous high
>capitulates til after hours
>rinse
>repeat

[Anonymous No.55961498]

>>55961476
How will you feel when you realize that chips have only been going down because retail faggots keep buying Big Money's puts?

[Anonymous No.55961500]

>>55961486
It's ok to goomble as long as you're doing it with money that you're fine with losing.

[Anonymous No.55961503]

>>55961475
>Are we going up now?
>Do bears have any arguments left?

[Anonymous No.55961507]

>>55961498
LOL
LMAO even

[Anonymous No.55961515]

>>55961475
Line go down.

[Anonymous No.55961516]

>>55961450
>Ok, Annie, listen
>I don't want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk
>No
>You come home and you say, "Hashmeer, touch me down there I like that."
>I don't think so Annie, don't have time
>Want to drink, cigarette, you know

[Anonymous No.55961517]

>>55961507
Wow so you faggots STILL are tripling down huh lmao even after getting completely proven wrong

[Anonymous No.55961519]

>>55961498
>retail faggots
we're still pretending retail is a significant player huh

[Anonymous No.55961522]

>>55961475

[Anonymous No.55961532]

>>55961519
They are when Big Money pulls a Cramer and tries to manipulate sentiment by convincing them to go short. Not my fault you aren't aware of this when the manipulators openly admit to doing it.

[Anonymous No.55961533]

>>55961519
I swear they only let normies trade to use them as a scapegoat and fleece them regularly.

[Anonymous No.55961538]

>>55961517
retail
>big money
pick one

[Anonymous No.55961542]

>>55961498
Anon, I need you to take a look at 2 things. Which institutions have been shilling NVDA as a recommended buy, and what their stock price is YTD. Maybe you'll understand why retail investors have been allured to NVDA's most obvious bull trap since the Dot Com Bubble.

[Anonymous No.55961554]

he bought nvidia hahahhahahahahah

[Anonymous No.55961556]

>>55961532
go to the video game pawnshop board if you need to cry about manipulation

[Anonymous No.55961559]

>>55961515
based

[Anonymous No.55961560]

>>55961473
Kek I laughed in this retarded meeting and had to lie and say my wife texted me a cat meme.

[Anonymous No.55961561]

>>55961498
reality doesn't need anthropomorphized bears to sniff out a shitty deal bro.

[Anonymous No.55961564]

brehs i went looooooong

hope my positions are blessed by the bizraeli merchants

[Anonymous No.55961565]

>>55961532
This dude doesn’t know the max pain is down kek

[Anonymous No.55961567]

>>55961554
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYO4RJHf7QU&si=_1lajjE5uBBpG1Ez

[Anonymous No.55961595]

bears had an argument before NVDA became one of the top weightings of the SPY/QQQ. Now they just sound retarded. No matter how much I think its overvalued, I won't short something that every boomer and millennial buys every month with their 401k money. It's literally TSLA 2.0, look how shorting that worked out before last year. If you want to short semis theres better options than having to worry about a random +8% gamma squeeze from reddit

[Anonymous No.55961610]

>>55961595
You bought NVDA at the top, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.55961615]

Well, I just got a +230% scalp on 0DTE QQQ puts. Too bad I kept it small, but I've learned about risk management too many times the hard way, so that's just the way it goes

[Anonymous No.55961619]

Good morning, Monday morning.

[Anonymous No.55961622]

>>55961595
Look I get how you might not want to short because things have been nuts the last couple of months, but don’t act like these are buying prices either. Unless of course you’re just a tard

[Anonymous No.55961627]

Wow okay so /smg/ has pretty much gone off the deep end huh? Most days it seems like the ratio of permadoomer faggot bears to literally anything else is 10:1. Great job assholes you ran off everyone worth having around. Absolutely cannot wait for the next leg up when you finally disappear for ~48 hours until you start obsessing over some new flavor-of-the-month spooky headline.

[Anonymous No.55961633]

>>55961595
Its the end of the month they have to dump the price a couple % to get a better buy in price, just buy 1 put anon it will make you feel better

[Anonymous No.55961642]

>>55961627
Good Morning Agent mumu

[Anonymous No.55961644]

You heard the man anon, we're back to ignoring macro, buy calls.

[Anonymous No.55961655]

>>55961644
Does anyone have "don't hide; just buy"?

[Anonymous No.55961659]

THAT'S IT
I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE ANYMORE
THIS MARKET IS TOO CRAZY
I'M PUTTING ALL MY MONEY IN THE ONLY SAFE SECURITY
I JUST PUT
EVERY
SINGLE
LAST
DOLLAR
I
OWN
SOLELY, UTTERLY, AND COMPLETELY INTO

LEAN HOGS

[Anonymous No.55961675]

>>55961627
Jannies going on tyrant streaks banning everyone is all

[Anonymous No.55961678]

Oh, you thought we were going up?

[Anonymous No.55961680]

>>55961595
Isn't it actually absurd how they continuously move the goalposts? They were legitimately saying, with 110% confidence, that Nvidia would miss earnings and crash the market. When that turned out to be utterly wrong, now it's back to "yeah well it's overvalued!!!!" even though the peepee ratio basically halved. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.55961681]

Am I going make it or am I buying calls at the top?

[Anonymous No.55961684]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55961686]

>>55961659
Futuramaposting

[Anonymous No.55961687]

>>55961627
>d-dont be m-mean!
No.

[Anonymous No.55961688]

>blood green day
>NVDA and AMZN red
IT'S OVER (for those two)

[Anonymous No.55961691]

>>55961678
yes. russell is +1% so im feeling bullerino

[Anonymous No.55961693]

>>55961681
That’s a lot of dosh. Empirically, my girlfriends family all just bought new cars this month, so it’s possible

[Anonymous No.55961704]

>>55961681
Scroll down more so we don't have to do math to see your profit next time. Good job already and good luck. What's your exit target?

[Anonymous No.55961708]

>>55961655
I don't but I do have this one

[Anonymous No.55961709]

>>55961627
I agree, not enough beclowned Mumus left for me to laugh at anymore.

[Anonymous No.55961712]

I'm making a lil bit of money this morning

[Anonymous No.55961714]

>>55961708
The look of a man who zoomed out.

[Anonymous No.55961716]

My positions are retard pumping rn…. This is making me nervous

[Anonymous No.55961719]

>>55961655
don't have many tony's sorry

[Anonymous No.55961721]

>GUSH
What the fuck? Stock split?

[Anonymous No.55961724]

>>55961704
Not sure yet use to buying soxl calls on red days and selling next day for double or so profit. Not sure how the volatility iv works with carvana

[Anonymous No.55961730]

>>55961719
I hope that greyhound got the death he deserved.

[Anonymous No.55961734]

AMC

[Anonymous No.55961736]

>all this bobo posting
guessing we are heading to an ATH today

[Anonymous No.55961747]

>>55961734
Hell yeah where my Gremlin bros at?

[Anonymous No.55961750]

>>55961734
amc holder spotted robbing store to buy more shares

[Anonymous No.55961761]

>>55961595
It's inarguably one of the most valuable companies on the face of the planet but that doesn't mean it couldn't be overvalued and correct back down a bit before establishing a new floor and continuing it's normal movement up and to the right because it's inarguably one of the most valuable companies on earth. Whether someone is long or short on it they're only going to really lose if they don't hedge, which they fucking should be dealing with one of the pillars of the market.

[Anonymous No.55961776]

Hardcore crabbing for an hour. Can we please rinse calls

[Anonymous No.55961786]

>>55961724
Nice, a quick $2.5k or so already, big ballin gangsta

[Anonymous No.55961796]

[Anonymous No.55961800]

ok nerds market looks like a pretty gay crab today so imma go jerk off have fun getting your stop losses hunted

[Anonymous No.55961807]

>>55961796
kek they just pushed it to q1 2024

[Anonymous No.55961810]

>>55961796
lmao at all the fucking geniuses who think they know better than everyone else only to be proven otherwise

[Anonymous No.55961812]

>>55961800
We bout to doomp don't worry

[Anonymous No.55961814]

>>55961796
>pivottards still dont listen
People are a lost fucking cause.

[Anonymous No.55961829]

>china straight up telling its citizens to BUY STOCKS
Finally, the end game begins. Surely the West won't want to fall behind right?
>that feel when you were in stocks before the governments of the world mandated that citizens had to buy stocks under penalty of death
BUYING CALLS
I AM A TRUE PATRIOT

[Anonymous No.55961833]

>>55961807
Well that's disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.55961847]

>>55961463
Zoom out. NVDA looks like Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55961849]

>>55961829
It's called 401(k)

[Anonymous No.55961852]

Sorry, but I'm postponing the recession until 2025. Bobo-bros, your OUT.

[Anonymous No.55961861]

>>55961516
shath thats a goth dame based group x enjoyer

[Anonymous No.55961864]

>>55961796
>>55961807
All this should tell you is that public (((expectations))) are complete bullshit

>>55961847
First off, it doesn't. But more importantly, they aren't the same thing even a little bit lmao

[Anonymous No.55961873]

EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING BOBOS
WHERE YOU SHITTERS AT NOW?

[Anonymous No.55961877]

VNQ kings, arise

[Anonymous No.55961881]

>I boughted some
>Everything still green anyway
What the fuck bros, my sacrifice didn't work

[Anonymous No.55961882]

>>55961655
may the blessings of dwyer be with you

[Anonymous No.55961886]

>>55961681
We sold

[Anonymous No.55961891]

>>55961882
Based

[Anonymous No.55961898]

So mask mandates cuming back is MRNA a good buy or what?

[Anonymous No.55961902]

>>55961847
It hit 500 then the retards workup and realized this company should not have a trillion dollar valuation lol

[Anonymous No.55961905]

>>55961864
>AI (it’s not AI, WolframAlpha can actually math) will take over from sapiens
>Bitcoin will take over from fiat

There’s companies worth a tenth of NVDA’s value generating more revenue.

[Anonymous No.55961908]

>>55961807
>there are still people that didn't believe Jerome when he told them hikes would continue until the clown is dead
Like trying to pick up pennies in front of a steamroller.

[Anonymous No.55961909]

>PFAS lawsuits priced in
>TSMC+Intel supplier
>Defense Contracts
>Covid masks for retarded urbanite cattle
slurping 3M

[Anonymous No.55961911]

>>55961898
Mask mandates not coming back unless bidey boy wants to lose the next election

[Anonymous No.55961917]

>>55961898
I didn't get the clot shot the first time, what makes you think I'll get it this time dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.55961919]

Cut the rates jayrome. You have to stimulate, we need to lock down again.

[Anonymous No.55961925]

>>55961909
TINNITUS INTENSIFIES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55961927]

Novax looks good too

[Anonymous No.55961928]

>>55961905
Why do you faggots literally always make some exaggerated assertion and then act like it's the people disagreeing with it who are wrong? No one is saying "AI is going to take over for humans!!", it doesn't have to "take over" to be massively influential. Not to mention, AI is probably 10 years ahead of what they're allowing you to see in mainstream outlets. Your life has already probably been affected by it without you knowing.

tl;dr get over yourselves

[Anonymous No.55961934]

>>55961800
>Crab day
Extremely curious what trash you're holding that you're not green

[Anonymous No.55961935]

>>55961909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOruXaPFMM

[Anonymous No.55961942]

Anyone got a list of financial happenings that will be occuring in the upcoming month eg
>meetings
>big data drops
>etc
Finviz only shows the week were in. I want to see all the potential stuff. Im a neet so I may as well start learning how to understand this stuff.

[Anonymous No.55961945]

>>55961935
Now adjust by inflation

[Anonymous No.55961950]

>$NVDA: PhillipCapital Upgrades to Buy from Accumulate - PT $645 (from $440)
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55961952]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55961958]

>>55961942
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.55961961]

>>55961898
Never even thought of that. Still on the fence whether the mask consideration is just for garnering sentiment or something, or if theyre serious. I personally hope it comes back along with lockdowns for financial reasons. Why yes how could you tell Id benefit if this happens again. Kek

[Anonymous No.55961964]

>>55961958
Thanks but it only goes to Sep 7....why is it so long!

[Anonymous No.55961972]

>>55961928
Yes it keeps pushing yt videos I don’t won’t to watch at me that drive ad revenue. Eww.

[Anonymous No.55961974]

>>55961908
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.55961978]

>>55961964

[Anonymous No.55961988]

Is it gonna dumpen and mumu cry now?

[Anonymous No.55962001]

>>55961988

[Anonymous No.55962002]

Day trading during crab season is just free money huh

[Anonymous No.55962012]

>>55961796
>>55961807
Like that thing matters. Ive been watching random stuff and they keep trying to claim recovery around the corner and iirc keep pushing it back only tiny bits. Almost like theyre to bait people into holding out for as long as possible. After all its only 6 more months. 1 month later = 6 more months. 2 months later = still 6 months until we get cuts. Two thirds of a year later = yeah its still 6 months until rate cuts. Feels like it's beijg done on purpose but idk what. Trick people into buying houses by stalling them out with copium on how that's all theyre getting in a reduction? To get people to baghold into an even bigger dump?

What is the reason behind them not just being upfront about interest rate expectations because when I see this it feels like there is more to it then they claim.

[Anonymous No.55962014]

I get buying during a dump but why not a pump? It guarantees you're always in the green

[Anonymous No.55962017]

>>55962002
>Crab
See >>55961934

[Anonymous No.55962024]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55962027]

>>55961978
Huh guess i missed that thanks

[Anonymous No.55962034]

>>55962017
QQQ

[Anonymous No.55962036]

>>55962012
they make money on /zqz playing these. Fed couldn't be anymore upfront, 2% inflation target, rates will be higher for longer until that target is met. These charts are the /zqz players not what the fed will do.

[Anonymous No.55962061]

>>55962036
I thought that plane was bigger than it really was. I guess it's all just a matter of perspective.

[Anonymous No.55962064]

>>55961450
I have 80 nVDA shares how long till it hits 1k????

[Anonymous No.55962069]

>>55962036
Um ackshully I believe that's a model C-5 Galaxy ($LMT)

[Anonymous No.55962076]

>>55962064
Tell average price hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55962081]

>>55962069
>>55962036
Shit, now I think it's a C-17 ($BA). I have beclowned myself.

[Anonymous No.55962099]

>>55962012
>What is the reason behind them not just being upfront about interest rate expectations
The FED has been entirely transparent the whole way through so it sure as shit isn't them. Were I you I'd ask myself what kind of incentive there would be to keep stringing people along with bullish news when reality is bearish.

[Anonymous No.55962101]

>>55962081
>>55962069
Planes are cool.

[Anonymous No.55962104]

I only want 10 stocks in my portfolio and I want to hold them for +20 years. which ones should I get? (stocks with a nice dividend preferred)

[Anonymous No.55962109]

Seems like there's more open interest on shorting Five Below than going long.
Any input on this, thread?

[Anonymous No.55962111]

>>55962101
The whole Afghanistan exit was inglorious and one of the few news stories to make me genuinely angry, but damned if the plane riders wasn't comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.55962112]

>>55961882
Based

[Anonymous No.55962115]

>>55962099
>we are not raising rates next year
>we will raise rates a bit and lower them next year
>we might have to raise to 3%
>LONGER FOR HIGHER RATES ARE NEVER COMING DOWN
which is it?

[Anonymous No.55962128]

>>55961974
> It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green.

I can see through your elaborate Ur baggie roose, nobody is building mass nuclear infrastructure in a era of diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.55962152]

>There are people here that bought NVDA over $500

[Anonymous No.55962166]

>>55962128
>uranium
i just thought it was a funny /smg/ meme, they've been quiet lately so maybe i should update it to something more recent

[Anonymous No.55962181]

Anybody up for NVDA put leaps? My reservation is just how much money i should throw at it

[Anonymous No.55962185]

>>55962152
$125 here nigger

[Anonymous No.55962188]

>>55962115
>BRO HOW COME THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE GONNA DO THE FIRST TIME
Come on dude, think. The entire way through that they continued in the same direction as the problem and solutions were identified. Jerome can't just come out and literally say "fuck your puts, fuck your calls, j-pow's got you by the balls" without cratering the market in one direction or the other. You ease it into the market like a big 'ol dick into a tight cooter and get it warmed up THEN fuck it hard.

[Anonymous No.55962204]

Bros I just got here did I miss the bottom and it's over for me now?

[Anonymous No.55962212]

>>55962188
>The FED has been entirely transparent the whole way through
do you even read what you write or do you just post random shit

[Anonymous No.55962218]

what happened after 2008 that caused stocks to always go up forever?

[Anonymous No.55962237]

>>55961595
It's just gone down on good ER. Markets top on good news and bottom on bad news mumu.

[Anonymous No.55962244]

(((Brainstorm))) Cell Therapeutics

[Anonymous No.55962247]

Money Masters taught me everything I need to know about tally sticks.

[Anonymous No.55962253]

Is BASF going to the good old IG Farben days when they'll make bombs and poisonous gases? Seems like a good buy after the dividend cut.

[Anonymous No.55962265]

>>55962212
Depends on the day and the level of salt in the thread.

[JUST No.55962275]

JUST

[Anonymous No.55962278]

>>55962218
Boomers decided they never wanted to deal with the consequences of their own poor actions. They financialized EVERYTHING and then pushed legal and political frameworks to protect their new financialization schemes at the expense of younger generations.
By volume, NIMBYs are inflicting the most damage to the rest of the US than any war or economic crisis.

[Anonymous No.55962284]

>>55962218
The perpetual printing, coin-cutting and currency debasement of the central banking system kicked into overdrive

[Anonymous No.55962285]

>>55961595
>It's literally TSLA 2.0
We know, and this is what awaits you, you already reached the peak.

Reminder to all retards who like to say "hurr it can't come down because 401ks", shares that sit in 401ks aren't getting traded, which means they don't set the stock price. Once your stock has reached its SPX share peak boomers aren't autobuying it anymore and it's once more all about sentiment and even fundamentals.

[JUST No.55962287]

JUST FUCK MY SHIP UP AMC APES

[Anonymous No.55962291]

>>55962218
QE

[Anonymous No.55962295]

>>55962278
>>55962284
Problem is it's impossible to predict how and when this over-financialization will end.

[Anonymous No.55962305]

Oil is the most cucked commodity

[Bobo No.55962319]

THREADLY REMINDER
the credit bureaus know what's coming.

[Anonymous No.55962324]

>this desperation to pump NVDA
jesus christ the market is just pure homosexuality now

[Anonymous No.55962326]

>>55962287
lol the video game pawnshop is next

[Anonymous No.55962329]

Can ANYBODY explain why VINFAST is the third most valuable car company DESPITE making LOSSES?

[Anonymous No.55962335]

>>55962329
It's the Vietnamese Evergrande

[Anonymous No.55962337]

>>55962329
>..VinFast has reported a drop in first-quarter revenue by 49%, with a net loss deepening to $598 million...."
"The quarterly net loss compared with a loss of $411 million in the same period a year earlier. In 2022, VinFast lost $2.1 billion."

For referrence.

[Anonymous No.55962344]

>>55962295
>Problem is it's impossible to predict how and when this over-financialization will end.
When the levers of power aren't in demented boomer hands.
>Trump v. Biden AGAIN when both are pushing 80
REMOVE BOOMER

[Anonymous No.55962349]

>>55962319
They would never project that to the consumer, just don't want to write "may be higher".

[Anonymous No.55962354]

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING. God damn it's gonna crab all fucking week isn't it?
Jesus christ I'd rather be watching paint dry or grass grow.

[Anonymous No.55962356]

>CHINA ASKS SOME FUNDS TO AVOID NET EQUITY SALES TO BOOST MARKET
Literally "please don't dump your bags please"

[Anonymous No.55962359]

>>55962354
we got plenty of data for scalps this week

[Anonymous No.55962361]

>>55962326
they dont have the huge amount of debt amc has but they still don't turn profit
>>55962329
same reason tesla has bigger market share than every other auto maker in the world combined

[Anonymous No.55962365]

>>55962354
I actually plan on not wasting my time on the computer, especially in front of the screen. It's harmful to the eyes.

Just set pricealarms. Your mobilephone will tell you if you hit a point and then you can reassess the situation.

[Anonymous No.55962370]

>>55962361
But TESLA isn't making losses? This is such a fuckin insult to german carmakers, it's insane and hilarious. I never even heard of Vinfast before. Even

[Anonymous No.55962371]

>>55962326
I'm not saying those retards were right but it's been an awfully long time for them to not have gone to zero if they were wrong. Running straddles on the memes has been pretty profitable thus far for me so I keep half an eye on them.

[Bobo No.55962380]

>>55962349
But what does it mean to us?

[Anonymous No.55962388]

>>55962359
You have fun with that.
>>55962365
Good idea. I can't be bothered with this right now.

[Anonymous No.55962394]

Is this chart bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.55962402]

>>55962365
what if i'm overleveraged and any second could spell doom?

[Anonymous No.55962403]

>>55962388
>55962388
Yeah, just many pricealarms. 4420, 4425, 4430 etc. Everything else is a waste of time, except if you are somebody who trades with either millions or thousands +25k with leverage.

[Anonymous No.55962405]

>>55962380
As I read it it basically says either buy a car now and lock in rates as they are or you're going to be waiting for a while before they're sane again.

[Bobo No.55962407]

>>55962329
Looks like nearly everyone and their father is buying puts lmfao look at those premiums!

[Anonymous No.55962410]

>US dividend tax for foreign investors is 30%
>UK is 0%

My country has a tax treaty with the US that puts it down to 15% but that's still insane. Uncle Sam literally makes more money off of me than some US citizens and it's because I choose to invest in US businesses.

[Anonymous No.55962412]

>>55962407
I bet it pumps on some absolute scamwick shit before it finally lets go just to heem as many people as possible.

[Anonymous No.55962419]

>>55962402
I was at that point August 1st, but I survived. Yes, at this time I was monitoring it more often, but I can't change the course of action. I have to react by adding funds or get liquidated completely or take small losses so my margin decreases.

These are the extreme situations. If you aren't close to extinction watching it all the time is exhausting and sometimes you even make less money cause you take profits too early, or get fearful or whatever.

[Anonymous No.55962424]

>>55962370
DAX is oversold. Companies like Infineon, Bayer or Covestro would have a market cap multiple times larger if they were in the US

[Bobo No.55962428]

>>55962407
FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME BUY THE SYNTHETIC $10 PUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55962431]

>>55962424
But they aren't so fuck DAX.

[Anonymous No.55962436]

>>55962410
Dividends are a scam for dying businesses. This measures exists so companies reinvest their earnings instead of slowly dying like in Europe

[Bobo No.55962441]

>>55962428
Tried buying a $10 call ATM and selling short. Fuck market maker kikes

[Anonymous No.55962447]

>>55962419
good introspective insight anon, i wish i had your discipline

[Anonymous No.55962451]

Can anyone explain me why IBM has a PE ratio like Tesla's? What the fuck is going on?

[Bobo No.55962454]

>>55962405
Interesting look. I read it as a call for help to get people to stop borrowing on shit finances

[Anonymous No.55962456]

>>55962324
Head and shoulders bros oh fuck

[Bobo No.55962463]

Because the moment the credit bureaus HAVE to turn down bad credit, instead of people voluntarily doing it, they'll suck all the liquidity out of consumer asset markets and cause a giga dump in homes/cars

[Anonymous No.55962469]

Bros i hate chess so fucking much, ima actually do my job instead of slacking off

[Anonymous No.55962475]

JNUG is pumping and will keep pumping. Gold on the move. Get in.

[Anonymous No.55962476]

>>55962451
Dying earnings = high P/E until stock price catches up. If the price doesn't maybe the market prices in an expectation of earnings recovery, as in it thinks this is just a temporary problem.

[Anonymous No.55962479]

>>55962454
It reads like that too, and when even lenders are worried about the ability of their customers to finance through them that is a horrible sign. If they'd rather not deal with a shitload of defaults I could see them putting out a notice like that basically telling people either buy now or wait until things correct because if you wait to buy when rates are high you'll probably get fucked.
>>55962463
And we have record levels of consumer credit utilization right now too.

[Anonymous No.55962483]

>>55962447
I lacked discipline months before and was too sure of myself, which is why I almost got liquidated end of july. I overleveraged. Now I deleveraged a little and made better calculations as to be able to assess at which point I might get liquidated (this time further away). I underestimated the insanity of MUMUs.

[Anonymous No.55962485]

>>55962475
While bond yields go down yes, but if they go back up definitely not.

[Anonymous No.55962487]

>>55962218
BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55962490]

>>55961659
Lol crab markets really drive people mad

[Anonymous No.55962493]

>>55962483
>>55962447
But I didn't deleverage with losses, we simply got to the point where I could close positions that were negative before.

[Anonymous No.55962502]

i'm back from jerking off
what do you call this chart pattern?

[Anonymous No.55962503]

>The only reason why Buffet doesn't invest in cheap DAX stocks is because their market cap is so low that if he started slurping the stock price would sky rocket
The old man should pull a Lubrizol with Infineon and it would unironically be one of the best investments in his life

[Anonymous No.55962506]

KEK BULLNIGGERS

[Bobo No.55962510]

>>55962502
I call it
>zoom out

[Anonymous No.55962512]

>>55962502
man's afterglow

[Anonymous No.55962513]

>>55962502
Free crab gains

[Anonymous No.55962514]

>>55962513
You want a crabs market, anon?

[Anonymous No.55962515]

>>55962502
>no candlesticks

[Anonymous No.55962522]

>>55962485
The yields are going to stay inverted until clownworld is dead and in the ground.
>>55962502
Filename related

[Anonymous No.55962533]

>>55962431
worthless comment

[Anonymous No.55962539]

>>55962533
If my grandma had balls she would be my grandfather

[Anonymous No.55962550]

>CLACK CLACK CLACK

[Anonymous No.55962552]

I need more dopamine, this fucking market is so slow right now. 0.2% moves what is this pussy shit

[Anonymous No.55962564]

>>55962552
bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55962570]

>>55962326
>ignores debt
you wish baker bitch

[Anonymous No.55962583]

>>55962550

[Anonymous No.55962588]

>>55962570
Whether bbbyq ends up mooning in a turnaround or going to nothing in a liquidation I'm still playing both sides on it.

[Anonymous No.55962594]

>>55962588
>I'm still playing both sides on it
playing at all is retarded

[Anonymous No.55962617]

>>55962588
I made almost 2k on that dumpster fire. I hope it turns out alright for the bleeding holders.

[Anonymous No.55962626]

>>55962617
Theyre slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.55962631]

intel jacking up CPU prices

[Anonymous No.55962638]

Stellantis is:
>Insanely cheap
>Incredibly profitable
>Very low debt
>Even lower long term debt
>Growing in sales

You can't call yourself a /biz/raeli if you don't own it.

[Anonymous No.55962647]

>>55962594
Nobody makes that big a stink about a ticker if it's not about to move one way or the other. Sold calls and holding shares until it's done.

[Anonymous No.55962654]

Operation: Bulltrap
Activated

[Anonymous No.55962655]

>>55962647
gl;hf

[Anonymous No.55962664]

>>55962539
but thats what stocks being unvervalued means
thats what he pointed out

[Anonymous No.55962667]

since the market is stagnant, what does /smg/ think about my new shoes?

[Anonymous No.55962668]

>>55962638
>You can't call yourself a /biz/raeli
>buy my French bags that aren't going anywhere and will get heemed as France and the EU slide into recession
no one cares to do that lmao sod off Frenchfag

[Anonymous No.55962669]

>>55962647
rip anon
I knew him less than I wanted to. A shallow grave will do.

[Anonymous No.55962674]

>>55962668
Your loss my fat friend. Keep pilling into those overpriced US stocks though I'm sure you'll retire in a few years.

[Anonymous No.55962678]

>>55962667

[Anonymous No.55962681]

feeling a bit complacent idk

[Anonymous No.55962687]

>>55962570
All that cash slowly losing to inflation while using none of it for growth. cool funkos.

[Anonymous No.55962689]

*blocks bears path*

[Anonymous No.55962693]

We are stair stepping down back to new lows. This bullrun is failing and fading already.

[Anonymous No.55962700]

>>55962667
You're gonna catch a matinee later aren't you?
lol

[Anonymous No.55962711]

>>55962700
huh? no

[Anonymous No.55962717]

>Amazon using AI art for their flagship shows
God damn it, pop this fucking bubble already.

[Anonymous No.55962725]

So the student loan repayment a nutting burger or the start of the crash

[Anonymous No.55962742]

>>55962717
Proompterbros... they laughed at our AI waifus... who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.55962747]

>>55962687
thanks for the lore

[Anonymous No.55962767]

>>55962638
I actually thought of shorting it instead of BMW as it hasn't really premium cars and the chinese will target it more than Mercedes and BMW and also be a stronger competition, because the likelihood that somebody will buy CHINESE Premium isn't high. People know chinese is cheaper, so why not buy a cheap chinese car instead of a cheap european one (Although peugeot now also fuckin costs +40k, LMAO)

[Anonymous No.55962773]

Anyone else scooping up cheap TLT, today? Please tell me you are...
>>55962667
>Keen enjoyer
Nice choice, anon. I was looking at buying the Circadia's.

[Anonymous No.55962789]

>>55962773
hell nah, jerome is redeeming the bonds bhenchod bitch bastard

[Anonymous No.55962790]

>bosses having meeting about my fuck up
>again
Damn dawg, that was 6 weeks ago and the customer was half to blame. Can we get off my back already? Do you have nothing better to do?

[Anonymous No.55962794]

>tfw getting BTFO holding SOXS/SQQQ
Mumus....you can laugh at me

[Anonymous No.55962795]

>>55962767
noone will buy chinese cars, imo

[Anonymous No.55962802]

>>55962638
Buying into the insanely crowded automobile sector is the dumbest thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.55962809]

>clown market continues

[Anonymous No.55962811]

>>55962794
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.55962815]

RXRX.
Skeletons in the closet.
I'm warning you.

[Anonymous No.55962820]

I refuse to look at the market today

[Anonymous No.55962822]

OH!!! Do you guys see that green spike
I think this is...
It could be...
THE BIGONE

[Anonymous No.55962825]

>>55962789
>worrying about QT
kys

[Anonymous No.55962824]

>DISNEY STUDIO VISUAL EFFECTS WORKERS FILE TO UNIONIZE
DIS sissies... it's over...

[Anonymous No.55962826]

>>55962790
Thanks for transporting me into the horrific existence of a job haver.
My day totally needed that infusion of terror.

[Anonymous No.55962829]

>>55962795
Oh sure, it will need time, but will happen. Why would they not? They'll be able to manufacture sufficiantly safe cars that are functioning and way cheaper than EU cars.

I have chinese earphones (CHI-FI). This shit is way cheaper than US/EU stuff and better sounding, especially in relation the price. I will never buy EU inearphones ever again. KZ/CCA and maybe some others.

[Anonymous No.55962833]

I don't care about crabs as long as I beat the s&p I'm happy

[Anonymous No.55962838]

>>55962820
I have no clue how day traders make any money from shit like today.

>>55962811
I kneel bull-sama.

[Anonymous No.55962842]

>>55962824
disney is such a value stock, theres no way Iger can keep his job.

[Anonymous No.55962847]

>>55962725
Do you think student loans coming do will stop people from buying an iPhone? Lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.55962856]

DISNEY is trading at covid lows..... thats nuts.. considering how popular BLACK PEOPLE are these days.

[Anonymous No.55962858]

>>55962711
>lying on the internet

[Anonymous No.55962857]

>>55962829
First off, they dont manufacture Cars, they manufacture EVs.
There is a limited market for that

[Anonymous No.55962860]

When does the happiness part start?

[Anonymous No.55962863]

>>55962847
Yes. Considering students didn't have to make any student loan payments since 2020....

How are you going to afford a iphone payment when you have $800 worth of loan that needs to be paid?

[Anonymous No.55962865]

>>55962825
Bond. Buyers. didnt. listen. and. didnt. learn.
Hidden raptors in the bond closet, clickity clackity.
The credit debt storm rises, but who has the raincoats?

[Anonymous No.55962866]

>>55962858
closest theater is 40 miles away and the last movie I saw in the theater was the first Avatar.

[Anonymous No.55962870]

>>55962857
Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.55962872]

>>55962863
Put it on a credit card and worry about it later dummy

[Anonymous No.55962874]

>>55962866
Look man, I saw your shoes, I know how you live.

[Anonymous No.55962875]

>>55962842
Except he can because he runs the mouse.

[Anonymous No.55962876]

Too bad I'm not a day trader literal free money everywhere and these cuck fucks only give me 3 a week coulda already taken 3 5%s today

[Anonymous No.55962879]

>>55962874
>hiking shoes
>thinks I'm an urban retard
you don't much of anything do you?

[Anonymous No.55962884]

>>55962829
>Why would they not?
I hope they do in this timeline. Imagine normies just bursting into flames in chink EVs. Currently we only have the chink death scooters.

[Anonymous No.55962886]

>>55962879
Merrels are the new white new balances
Those look like merrels

[Anonymous No.55962888]

FUCK WHY IS NVDA GREEN. MAKE IT STOP, MAX PAIN IS DOWN

[Anonymous No.55962890]

it's so over
>>55962886
merrels are discount hiking shoes

[Anonymous No.55962898]

>>55962890
kevin o leary knows literally nothing

[Anonymous No.55962904]

why am i still holding gmbl and ebet

[Anonymous No.55962905]

>>55962890
Hey man im just telling ya you look like an old boomer now for wearing em
Dont expect people to people to think of you as an outdoorsman

[Anonymous No.55962914]

>>55962667
I could barely get a year out of that brand's steel toe boots.

[Anonymous No.55962920]

>>55962905
>ya you look like an old boomer now for wearing em
I am one of those
>>55962914
you should only buy work boots made by people that specialize in them like Redwing and Danner.

[Anonymous No.55962957]

Well, did ya buy the low on NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55962966]

FUBO and RUM having a good showing today.

[Anonymous No.55962976]

help, i'm losing money

[Anonymous No.55962986]

Salt is running short because of the japs dumping into the ocean what are some good SALT tickers?

[Anonymous No.55962991]

>>55962976
Either bail or buy more, those are your options.

[Anonymous No.55962999]

the good guys are winning

[Anonymous No.55963003]

>>55962654
Hope you heeded.

[Anonymous No.55963010]

I THINK WE'RE BIG ONEING

[Anonymous No.55963011]

>>55962999
Damn

[Anonymous No.55963013]

>that SPY 1 min RSI
>keeps going up despite extreme overbought status

[Anonymous No.55963020]

>>55962991
i'll just pretend i didn't see it

[Anonymous No.55963021]

What is this plunge protection team bullshit?

[Anonymous No.55963036]

Low volume pump = fake and gay

(Verification not required)

[Anonymous No.55963045]

Which stock broker is user friendly and allows for Market order options?

I'm getting tired of robinhood limit orders only but I do like how user friendly it is

[Anonymous No.55963048]

>>55963036
This low volume floor trader niggers always pump it back the other way this time to take out stops

[Anonymous No.55963049]

>>55961450
Digits and nvda hits 1k before Christmas

[Anonymous No.55963067]

>>55962999
Based and checked plz god make nvda go up

[Anonymous No.55963087]

>>55963036
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bobo No.55963112]

>>55962822
BIG JUAN

[Anonymous No.55963119]

Baking!

[Anonymous No.55963121]

>>55962822
>thinking
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55963133]

>>55963112
>BIG JUAN

[Bobo No.55963138]

>>55963133
CHECKED

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55963169]

>>55963119
liar

[Anonymous No.55963178]

>>55963169
Yeah I’m not baking xD that’s tranny work

[Anonymous No.55963187]

please bake, these minutes are from september

[Anonymous No.55963194]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55963227]

im having something baked

(gf baked yesterday chocolate pie)

[Anonymous No.55963233]

Braking.

[Anonymous No.55963250]

You're laughing.
We're on page 2 and you're laughing.

[Anonymous No.55963270]

I'd bake, but that's woman's work.

[Anonymous No.55963271]

BAKE THE THREAD ISILDUR

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55963276]

>>55963270
the closest thing I do to baking is putting a warm 6 pack in the freezer for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.55963281]

>>55961450
dumbfuck baker baggie can't even bake the next smg thread

[Anonymous No.55963282]

>>55963276
the real baggie would have already baked you fucking imposter

[Anonymous No.55963298]

Baked
>>55963296
>>55963296
>>55963296

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55963316]

>>55963282
maybe the old baggie would have, the baggie of today doesn't give a fuck if the thread dies. you faggots have got me b& enough time, you can go fuck yourselves.

[Anonymous No.55963341]

>>55963316
What else did you expect from us? That we have sex? Make money?

[Anonymous No.55963470]

>>55962689
What are you quazimodo ?