What's the cheapest method to ourchase a house with cash

[Anonymous No.55913579]

Retail is a sucker's game. I want to buy a house house for cash. I don't know how to do it or what my options are, so that's the purpose of this thread.

>DON'T REPLY AT ALL IF:
you're thinking you'll make short, flippant comments, low-effort shitposts, don't tell me to steal a house title, squat, live in a trailer, with girlfriend, with niggers, with roommates, on a boat, in a van, in a camper, don't tell me to live in the car, don't tell me to buy land and build, no fire damage, no flood plains, no zoning violations. Nothing else besides how to buy a house free & clear for under market value.

I want to buy a house. I have cash but not enough for retail, so that's what I will discuss in this thread. Nothing else except methods of buying a house, outright, with money. Tips & tricks. If you don't have a good faith longer reply or experience, don't reply at all. It will be ignored.

Save yourself a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.55913599]

>>55913579
Probates and foreclosures, good luck competing with the speculators though.

[Anonymous No.55913629]

>>55913599
Well, that's the purpose of this thread. I'm seeing foreclosures and gutted ass properties on zillow. I want to find them first. Before speculators. I want to tap into their source. How can we do that?

[Anonymous No.55913636]

>>55913629
You don't, it's an exclusive club of bankers and lawyers, they won't let you join.

[Anonymous No.55913643]

>>55913579
>>DON'T REPLY AT ALL IF:
>you're thinking you'll make short, flippant comments, low-effort shitposts

[Anonymous No.55913648]

>>55913579
>Save yourself a shitpost.
u special

[Anonymous No.55913651]

>>55913579
Last thread was filled with unhappy little shit sniffers.
>>55912813

I've abandoned that thread. This is the reason for my opening screed. Absolute dicklets like these.

[Anonymous No.55913660]

>>55913579
Told ya. I can't believe they wasted their keystrokes.

[Anonymous No.55913672]

>>55913629
Zillow is fucking worthless, you need to go to your county for both and it will be much more difficult to get a probate list but it's not impossible. You're swimming with sharks here, you're not going to get anywhere with Zillow.

[Anonymous No.55913674]

>>55913660
You have to absolutely hogtie these faggots. They're chatting into a black hole.

[Anonymous No.55913680]

>Retail is a sucker's game. I want to buy a house house for cash. I don't know how to do it or what my options are, so that's the purpose of this thread.
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>>DON'T REPLY AT ALL IF:
>you're thinking you'll make short, flippant comments, low-effort shitposts, don't tell me to steal a house title, squat, live in a trailer, with girlfriend, with niggers, with roommates, on a boat, in a van, in a camper, don't tell me to live in the car, don't tell me to buy land and build, no fire damage, no flood plains, no zoning violations. Nothing else besides how to buy a house free & clear for under market value.
>
>I want to buy a house. I have cash but not enough for retail, so that's what I will discuss in this thread. Nothing else except methods of buying a house, outright, with money. Tips & tricks. If you don't have a good faith longer reply or experience, don't reply at all. It will be ignored.
>
>Save yourself a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.55913684]

>>55913672
That was my point. I want to noop them right out of the search. Where are they getting listings from? The county Assessor's office or what's goin on?

[Anonymous No.55913734]

>>55913684
County treasurer or whatever it's called, whoever handles the property taxes and they may want you to pay the back taxes but they'll steal a house over a couple grand. Probates are through the courts, they will try and gatekeep it but some counties are better than others. Every bottom feeding wholesaler and slimy arab realtor is going to be scoping this shit out as well so trust nobody and be direct and competitive.

[Anonymous No.55913768]

>>55913579
Oh, gather round, fellow seekers of real estate enlightenment, for I am about to regale you with the epic saga of my quest to acquire a house – not just any house, mind you, but a palace of frugality obtained with the power of cold, hard cash.

Picture this: a lone wolf armed with a wallet thicker than the plot armor of a B-list movie hero. As I dive into the depths of the real estate abyss, I chuckle at the mere thought of paying retail. Why settle for an ordinary, mundane transaction when you can engage in a battle of wits with the mighty market?

Ah, yes, the glorious battleground of distressed properties, where houses cower in fear, anticipating my merciless offers. Foreclosures, short sales, and off-market gems beckon to me like sirens of savings, whispering sweet nothings about price tags far lower than the average Starbucks bill.

But lo and behold, as I navigate the treacherous waters of real estate listings, I can practically hear the mocking laughter of the "retail therapy" enthusiasts. "Why seek deals?" they ask. "Embrace the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked granite countertops and surrender to the allure of overpriced staged homes," they proclaim.

And yet, my fellow adventurers, I stand resolute, a sarcastic knight in search of the legendary "Underpriced Unicorn." Armed with snarky quips and a spreadsheet that would make a math professor blush, I shall conquer this land of market manipulation and elusive discounts.

So, let us raise our metaphorical glasses filled with the bitter tears of full-priced buyers. Here's to the journey of acquiring a house with the grace of a cheapskate and the swagger of a sarcasm connoisseur. May our cash reign supreme and our wit remain unchallenged!

[Anonymous No.55913778]

>>55913768
Reading now. Thanks for being a human. I'll reply in a sec

[Anonymous No.55913798]

>>55913734
Arabs like Medo Mostafa or 6 Motors? He tried to get me to drive 6 hours one way to look at a truck he knew he was lying about. No one can shut him down it seems. Thanks for your reply.

[Anonymous No.55913816]

Bump, I am also interested. Personally I don’t think this bubble can hold and the crash is going to be much worse than what people are expecting with a 10% dip.

[Anonymous No.55913845]

>>55913768
I was combing your reply for nuggets. Didn't find any, but we could meet up here at /biz/ daily to discuss our findings.

I want to know where to find distressed properties, short sales, foreclosures, off-market gems and whatever else you said.

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THEM? GIMME AN EXAMPLE IF YOU HAVE ONE. TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS. I'LL DUMP EVERYTHING I HAVE. IT'S JUST THAT RIGHT NOW I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING YET. NO GOOD INFO WITH WHICH TO HELP YOU. I JUST GOT THE BUG TODAY.

[Anonymous No.55913849]

>>55913798
Yes exactly that, think Dearborn gas station Arabs

[Anonymous No.55913874]

>>55913579
>tell me where you are finding your deals

No.

[Anonymous No.55913879]

>>55913845
just gonna bump this thread to remind op what a delusional he is. fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.55913890]

>>55913798
This Arab https://www.google.com/search?q=medo+mostafa+20+motors+racine+wisconsin+car+dealer

Illinois yanked his business license so this cancer cell crossed state lines to continue his sordid dunecoon racket.
>>55913734

[Anonymous No.55913922]

>>55913816
Bro, the unprecedented jewish effort to acquire all properties and just rent, plis 35 million mexicans.

Prices aren't coming down. Hyperinflation maybe too. We need assets, I fear.

[Anonymous No.55913930]

>>55913879
the fact he comes here thinking get legitimate help and has even confused shitposting for advice is outstanding. Either some next level bait spanning multiple threads or retardation

[Anonymous No.55913937]

>>55913922
Eventually building more housing will seep into the politics, for now just find the best rent you can and keep saving. Trump is going to fire Powell and get some yes man to cut interest rates if he can get back in.

[Anonymous No.55913954]

>>55913937
cutting interests rates would absolutely explode the house prices.

[Anonymous No.55913962]

>>55913937
That's hyperinflation, I think.

[Anonymous No.55913977]

>>55913954
Who cares about the price of the house, it's the payment and also people holding onto current property at 2-3% interest. Nobody is giving up low interest mortgage for 8% even if they want to move.

[Anonymous No.55913987]

>>55913977
I don't care about interest rate on a mortgage. I care about finding value and buying it outright.

[Anonymous No.55913990]

just drive around and find a shitty looking house then lookup who owns it and contact them. Ask how much they want. Then say too high. Then contact from new number and low ball them

[Anonymous No.55913991]

>>55913579

[Anonymous No.55914016]

>>55913990
I'm not above doing this but isn't that harassment? I don't want a potential seller to have to play wack a mole with me. They didn't even list it. Now who the fuck is this Anon contacting me thru seven proxies? He'd sabotage the wiring

[Anonymous No.55914019]

You'll need to be a lawyer or old hand buying on the "courthouse steps", or buy distresses off market leads and hammer the phones for 100 calls per day to put together a few deals.

Best you're going to get with a cash offer/ quick close for an on market property is 10-15% off. Even that is unlikely. If the property is mint, you probably won't get more than 5% and you'll be ponying up big earnest money. Too many sellers were burned by non-institutional CA & NY quick cash close fags during the pandemic. They're no longer viewed as the big dick buyers that they once were.

[Anonymous No.55914031]

>>55913991
For our purposes, what's an opportunity?

[Anonymous No.55914036]

you'd be surprised how many don't list on the market because it needs work that they can't afford and must be sold to a cash buyer or they simply don't like realtors. Was joking about the contacting from new number.

[Anonymous No.55914056]

>>55914019
Yeah, let's get me up to speed :)

I don't want to use any services, quick closers, refinance faggots, banks, lenders, anybody if I don't have to.

Soooooo, do you have any insight to share? Or just terms I'll have to look up. I wanted to chat with somebody here.

[Anonymous No.55914067]

>>55914036
Marketplace, then? Craigslist? How do you find a for-sale-by-owner situation these days, especially from a seller who isn't doing white flight?

[Anonymous No.55914087]

>>55914019
I've jammed on 100 calls per day before. I feel like that was leading me to this. O don't want a few deals. Just the one.

[Anonymous No.55914245]

>>55913579
Self bump?

[Anonymous No.55914269]

>>55913579
I haven't really used /biz/ for 11 years. I was here when it was a cool community with occasional banter but quality content and real people. We were doing laptop automation then. It seems this board is now just populated by miserable little dudens who hang out here but for an opportunity to give bad advice. 4 threads, 1 topic today. I'm probably worse now.

[S to the A to the G to the E No.55914393]

>>55914269
>I haven't really used /biz/ for 11 years.
we know ur kind

[Anonymous No.55914406]

>>55914393
Well, not exactly. Just admit you suck ass now and all the good users are gone. I'm next.

[Anonymous No.55914489]

>>55913768
Absolute kek

[Anonymous No.55914596]

>>55913579
>guys how do I buy an asset for less than market value?
lmao

[Anonymous No.55916329]

>>55913579
your local tax lien foreclosure auction. gov ease has a lot of counties listed. bought ocean view property in my state for 5k a couple weeks ago