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[Anonymous No.55894222]

>THE WEEKEND WOAAHHH WHAT DID YOU DO 'NOT MUCH' BRO YOU HAVE TO DO ALL KINDS OF WACKY THINGS, SPIDERMAN, SPIDERVERSE, NETFLIX CHICK-FIL-A ITS A MONDAY THE ECONOMY MY KIDS MY WIFE MY CAR BILLIONAIRES MARVEL SPIDERMAN NEW ZELDA GAME THERES A MEETING AT 11 MY RETIREMENT MY 401K COFFEE WOAH HOW BOUT THOSE FIRES IN HAWAII CLICK CLICK CLICK TYPE TYPE TYPE AHAH

[Anonymous No.55894230]

Just lie. That's the only way for normies to not feel creepy about you.

[Anonymous No.55894255]

>>55894230
Yeah that's what I've learned to do.

At my last job I would just say that I chilled and relaxed, for some reason that weirds people out.

[Anonymous No.55894334]

>>55894222
I've started going to a local chain hotel on the weekends. There's a pool, TV, AC and a WiFi. I can pour a hot bath, like back on a cozy bed, brew a pot of cheap coffee, and just relax between the hours of 3pm-10am. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a traveling businessman, drifting from place to place seeing the country whole selling typewriters.

During the week I squat in a rat-infested hovel on the outskirts of town and try to put all of my money into a savings account. But once a week I can just relax and be cozy. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.55894367]

>>55894255
Are you literally me?

[Anonymous No.55894373]

How the fuck do normies have energy to do all those crazy things in weekends, and still clean, cook, do maintenance etc. and then respawn at work 8:00 sharp looking fresh? Every fucking weekend

Sometimes I feel like we are playing against like counter strike bots on hardest difficulty that would just headshot you from across the map while turning around 180 degrees

[Anonymous No.55894377]

>>55894222
We went to a park Saturday, our son enjoyed being in nature.
Today we got some good deals at the grocery so we're having filet mignon and lobster tails. $25 for 4 large lobster tails sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.55894406]

>>55894222
>everything seems to be working properly

[Anonymous No.55894448]

Seems like a pleasant enough conversation.
I'm a blue collar and all I'll be hearing at the start of my shift is the most outlandish tales of sex and how many girls my colleagues have snagged and in what positions and how much cum their partners swallowed and how much of a wrinkled lesbian the boss is and how much cum she needs all over her face to look younger. Someone will inevitably mention how they broke the speed limit on their car or bike all to the background sound of thunderous laughter and the clicking of lighters.
I try my best to fit in but I'm pretty sure they suspect I'm gay. I wish I had office workers they seem a lot easier to interact with. The only time when "popular culture" or anything related to television was discussed was when that titanic submarine got lost and everyone tried to come up with the most gruesome theory of how the passengers died.

I should have gone to uni.

[Anonymous No.55894461]

>>55894448
Shagged* not snagged.

[Anonymous No.55894485]

>entertainment for myself consists of old fps games, and nearly any piece of popular media through a network of self-hosted piracy applications.
The only thing I can't do is sports. I'm on the level with the rest of it. Movies and TV is free.
You don't pay your taxes from any of this shit, don't preach to me about morality.

[Anonymous No.55894530]

GOD PLEASE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DO THAT PATHETIC NON CONVINCING "H-HEH YEAH" FAUX NORMALFAG FACADE REACTION WHEN SOMEONE FROM WORK STARTS TALKING TO ME ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP QUIRKS WAITING FOR ME TO RESPOND WITH SOMETHING SIMILAR OR RELATABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55894576]

>>55894334
Extremely based

>>55894367
Probably, this board is small nowadays

>>55894373
I have no idea, I guess they are built different.

>>55894377
Nice man, good on you for being with your kid.

>>55894406
the 5g...

>>55894448
hilarious, yeah I work in a sterile environment. no banter or anything like that, you would get fired. soulless

>>55894485
kinda of the same, playing old FEAR games right now.

>>55894530
it makes me wish I could relate to them, they seem normal and happy.

[Anonymous No.55894597]

>>55894448
Blue collar common people are the worst. I'd rather interact with soulless office she drones instead of SEX SEX SEX WEEKEND PUB BANTER NPC

ideally I don't like anyone around me

[Anonymous No.55894610]

>>55894222
you HAVE to consoom

>>55894334
you should invite random sluts from tinder/bumble, they love that shit

[Anonymous No.55894631]

>>55894222
Nobody says this.

[Anonymous No.55894695]

>>55894448
>I try my best to fit in but I'm pretty sure they suspect I'm gay
OF COURSE they do. they wouldn't talk about that shit if they thought you are straight
if you aren't, maybe show some interest in one of them

[Anonymous No.55894702]

>>55894222
Lmao I told them the truth that I dont ever leave house and they dont bother me that much

[Anonymous No.55894722]

>>55894222
>THE WEEKEND WOAAHHH WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh wait, I work from home so I don't have to deal with that crap.

[Anonymous No.55894758]

I’ve played Dark and Darker nonstop since it came out. I work out everyday and quit smoking. Don’t care bout money I sold at 55k and been coasting on gains.

[Anonymous No.55894848]

>>55894222
"your mom"
there fixed your problem op

[Anonymous No.55894849]

>>55894448
>Should have gone to uni
Yeah you're not the only one, anon.I should have went for my own sake but I knew I wouldn't enjoy it .I was a straight A student but I can't handle academic culture. I will die on each and every hill I believe in which doesn't sit well with a lot of people. That's not to say I'm stubborn, I just like to state my point and hear someone else's. I'm just never content with someone simply telling me how it is but a lot of people in my job like that and say they like that I'm eager to know things and that I stand by my decisions at work. My friends that went to uni though would describe me as hostile and aggressive.
>>55894702
Same for me. I know all my coworkers go out and do stuff on the weekend but they're still generally fine with me saying I did nothing just chilled out. They kind of respect it if I just frame it as trying to save money.

[Anonymous No.55894899]

>>55894255
>>55894230
>uh yeah bro I ugh went hiking with friends
>OH anon i love hiking where did you go??

[Anonymous No.55894905]

>>55894230
>>55894255

I tell them it's none of their business and to fuck off. It's worked.

[Anonymous No.55894931]

>>55894905
2 months later
>Grrrrrr Stacy at hr fired me for "not being a team player" this is chads fault also the jews

[Anonymous No.55894984]

>>55894373
copious amounts of caffeine

[Anonymous No.55894994]

>>55894222
one of the things I hated most about working an office job.

[Anonymous No.55895277]

>>55894905
it doesnt work that way, you always need to be happy

[Anonymous No.55895310]

>>55894373
>How the fuck do normies have energy to do all those crazy things in weekends, and still clean, cook, do maintenance etc. and then respawn at work 8:00 sharp looking fresh?
they don't do all those things, they just lie about it or have incredibly low standards of what they mean and/or they're in massive debt from hiring others to do it for them

actually living "natty", staying out of debt, and doing all those things is practically a FT job by itself

remember it used to take literally half the country not working at all just to maintain that

[Anonymous No.55895326]

>>55894373
most people don't do much with their lives. the ones that do don't cook, clean, do maintenance or anything, they pay someone else to do it for them

[Anonymous No.55895404]

>>55894373
you're mentally ill and miserable so you cannot understand healthy people. they just do. they have lots of energy because they eat well, aren't miserable or lonely or sad all the time, and have friends, family, and commitments, they arent afflicted with the kind of lethargy that tends to seize NEETS, losers and social rejects, who become very atrophied and low energy, and adopt an idle mentality. it's like a crippled retard in a wheelchair trying to understand the lifestyle of an Olympic athlete.

[Anonymous No.55895494]

>>55895404
brutal.

[Anonymous No.55895512]

>>55894222
Just go out drinking with your mates once and tell them when they ask, it paints the picture of your being le epic cool party guy and they leave me alone after that and I blend in. The only downside to this is you actually need friends and need to go out drinking once in a while.

[Anonymous No.55895568]

>>55895512
No friends anymore, its a grim life. at least it made me realize the purpose of life is having friends and family. happy i had a good childhood though and got to experience it for a while.

[Anonymous No.55895593]

>>55895568
Despite what blackpillers tell you, it's not over anon. You can still make friends, even 30+. It's never too late to improve your life. Good luck fren

[Anonymous No.55895619]

>>55895404
I'm convinced the reason there is such a large overlap between autism and lethargy/low energy is because they are both caused by low level inflammation

Fix your health and the rest falls into place.

[Anonymous No.55895717]

>>55895593
thanks

[Anonymous No.55895804]

>>55894899
This is a recipe for crippling social anxiety. Just tell the truth, it will force you to change.

[Anonymous No.55895842]

>>55894255
Remember. Between ages 18 and 29 there are only 624 weekends. After that you're just that old, single, pathetic guy in the club ir bar and it's over for you

[Anonymous No.55895925]

>>55894334
Dude that's expensive as fuck, even garbage chain hotels are like $80-$110 a night now. You're blowing $200 every weekend just to take a bath?

[Anonymous No.55895938]

>>55894373
Normies get energy from doing stuff while you expend energy. If they stayed inside browing 4chan for 14 hours a day like you do they would feel exhausted.

[Anonymous No.55895983]

>>55895925
$80 a weekend and I also like in bed with the air-conditioner on full blast for 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.55896043]

>>55895983
Just get an AC window unit for your hovel.
You are experiencing some kind of irrational fixation with hotels. Psychologically you must view the experience as a chance to escape from your shitty life, but not only is this an illusion it's a counterproductive one considering that it's expensive. That's $320 a month minimum.

[Anonymous No.55896255]

>>55896043
You're right but rentals cost 1300+ starting and and it's honestly hard to breath at night in my shack.

[Anonymous No.55896298]

>>55894230
>lie about what I did
>normies immediately start picking apart your story
>"we were there at that time and we didn't see you"
It doesn't work

[Anonymous No.55897710]

>>55894222
nyaaa cooooooffeee coffee coffee

[Anonymous No.55897729]

>>55897710
coooooooffee coffee coffee. Women love this shit. The more soulless and joyless the better

[Anonymous No.55897741]

>>55895938
wrong. they genuinely just don't have souls dude

[Anonymous No.55897750]

>>55897729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mSkqefW2EU

[Anonymous No.55897757]

>>55894230
>Lie
Dont follow this faggot's bad advice, >>55894222 . The only thing you should answer is "oh sorry, i don't follow <the topic>. Got no time from work lol"

[Anonymous No.55897765]

>>55895404
These people don't exist. They are an american myth to motivate the slaves

[Anonymous No.55897768]

>>55897750
this makes women shit and piss with laughter...