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[Anonymous No.55824351]

My Uncle has a pension that pays him $60,000 per year to do nothing. He was a cop. I work everyday and make $36,000 per year.

[Anonymous No.55824357]

>>55824351
Yeah the boomers inherited an economic anomaly that will never be created again. Your last chance is crypto unironically

[Anonymous No.55824360]

Honk

[Anonymous No.55824362]

>>55824351
He had to work full time as a zog bot until age 65 to get that

[Anonymous No.55824366]

Im 35 on autismbux and i get $25500 per year

[Anonymous No.55824372]

>>55824351
Become a cop then.

[Anonymous No.55824388]

>>55824351
Boomers set up some amazing grifts where they get paid fat stacks via the taxation of the rest of us and we’ll never get the same thing.

Try and do something about it? Boomers will oust any politician who tries to stop the grift. Shit sucks

[Anonymous No.55824399]

Cops are scum they are the enforcers of zog

[Anonymous No.55824403]

>>55824351
i wanted to be a federal employee until i saw that the boomerniggers gimped the FERS pension.

hired before 2013: 0.8% of your pay
hired in the year 2013: 3.1% of your pay
hired in 2014 and beyond: 4.4% of your pay

new employees literally pay 5.5x the contribution as old boomernigger employees while collecting the same benefit.

[Anonymous No.55824414]

>>55824351
> he didn't fall for the cop meme

[Anonymous No.55824416]

>>55824351
>>55824403
also my old insane bipolar roastie neighbor was medically retired from some sort of office job with the new jersey state government. she had some sort of "hearing disability" which prevented her from working in an office setting. she was sucking up a pension from her late 50s.

[Anonymous No.55824517]

>>55824357
This is a lie, we can have more and work less if we euthanize the rentier

[Anonymous No.55824597]

>>55824366
you basically make $12/hour without doing anything.. how?

[Anonymous No.55824632]

could always work for an oil and gas company. Exxon still gives a pension

[Anonymous No.55824646]

>>55824366
Based NEET

[Anonymous No.55824682]

>>55824357
LAUGH AT THE BOOMER APOLOGIST
BOOMERS LEVERAGED THE FUTURES OF THEIR KIDS AND OUTSOURCED ENOUGH JOBS THAT WAGES HAVE STAGNATED FOR 20 YEARS SO THEY COULD RETIRE IN LUXURY, DEAL WITH IT YOU PAJEET FUCK

FUCK YOUR ASIAN MORALS OF SUCKING OFF SHITTY PARENTS

[Anonymous No.55824691]

>>55824388
>Try and do something about it? Boomers will oust any politician who tries to stop the grift. Shit sucks
"The year is 2043 and the big issue is 90yo boomers being beaten to death in ghetto rat infested old folks homes- who would EVER hate lovely old people? News at 11"

[Anonymous No.55824704]

>>55824403
Government doesn't hire white men to do low tier roastie jobs anyway, you'd need to get a useful degree and become like a statistician or software engineer for the pentagon and they pay you half as much as the private sector would. Literally not worth it, at all.
>BUT THE PENSION
Is worthless.

[Anonymous No.55824707]

>>55824357
>Yeah the boomers inherited an economic anomaly that will never be created again.
why do the Feds keep posting this phrase here. The boomers didn't live in an economic anomaly they just lived in an overwhelmingly white industrialized country without 30-40% of the population leeching resources

[Anonymous No.55824708]

I am 34 and have never worked a day in my life, besides mandatory military service for 11 months. (was in airforce medical, so pretty chill)
my networth is just over 1 million usd in crypto.

[Anonymous No.55824714]

>>55824517
There are a huge number of faggots who actively shill for boomers being 'in the right' to keep their stolen wealth. Any millennial or zoomer who shills for boomers can join them on the day of the pillow.

[Anonymous No.55824766]

>>55824704
i had an offer to work for the IRS (my degree is in accounting.)

[Anonymous No.55824774]

>>55824351
my grandma collected my dead grandpas pension for like 50 years after he passed

[Anonymous No.55824806]

>>55824597
It's dollarydoos. I remember this guy.

[Anonymous No.55824865]

>>55824351
just come to california. and get medical, unemplyment and food stamps. free phone. live with someone

what i do is i work 6 months a year. then i wquit and get unemployment,

last year i got lucky got a job paying 80,000 a year. so i worked 6 months. then i quit now im getting 500 every friday...


hopefully in 6 months my 10,000 link stack does a little something, if not ill be a truck driver.

[Anonymous No.55824876]

>>55824351
What the fuck kind of pension is that? I was looking to work for the VA as a physician for that ""cushy"" pension. The pension is 1% per year over the average of the best three years of earnings. Even at 20 years service it's not as good as your uncle's unless you're a fuckin cardiologist.

So instead I'll be job jumping constantly for the highest value return on reimbursement

[Anonymous No.55824877]

>>55824865
you don't get unemployment for quitting, retard. very low IQ LARP.

[Anonymous No.55824902]

>>55824876
And I do feel bad for my patients but hospital systems do not fairly pay their physicians after their first cushy contract. If I leave I can get a sign on bonus and moving expenses covered which at a total is like 40k

[Anonymous No.55824929]

>>55824351
There has to be a way to rob him and take that away from him, idk, put it into arkham maybe

[Anonymous No.55824931]

>>55824351
the trick in californa is to make less than 24,000 a year so i wored a couple months in 2022 and thenb a couple months in 2023. with my high paying job, quit the job, (automatically can get unemployment) ignore the losers who say you cant quit....

now i wont work until 2024...

im living i high middle class lifestyle. i have not worked since march of this year. i finished my claim i submitted last year. so these past months i was getting unemplyment from a claim i submitted last year. so i just submitted a new claim,to collect unemployment from the job i just quit in march of this year. so i have been on unemplouyment since may.... with two claims. it feels liek a damn cheat code.

it feels great to be at home having all the time to myself i eat grass fed steak and grass fed organs, with organic fruit. i sun bathe in the sun. i have no stress, im 33 and the other day a cute little 12 year old told me she thought i was 24 or 25. its seriously crazy how at my age little girls still develop crushes on me, im very cute.


fcuk working and paying taxes... why make over 30,000 a year and be single and pay all that tax? might as well game the system. seriously yall doing it wrong. and if youre embarreasaed about food stamps just go to markets with self checkout.

certifying is easy too. you dont even need to pretend to be looking for work these days, just a simple answer yes to the question "did you look for work "

also there is no interview that they give you... you get a notice that says they will have to call you but they never do they just automatically give you benefits

[Anonymous No.55824962]

>>55824707
These thoughts are dangerous to our democracy anon

[Anonymous No.55824974]

>>55824929
Kek imagine how based

[Anonymous No.55824975]

>>55824876
The one that allows you to scratch your balls and do nothing

[Anonymous No.55824979]

>>55824929
No, perhaps in things like ETH, but never into crap like that

[Anonymous No.55824988]

>>55824351
>My Uncle has a pension
For Now

[Anonymous No.55825015]

>>55824929
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA look a baggie

[Anonymous No.55825074]

>>55824877
yea you do

pic is proof. just say you got laid off dude to transpotation issue.

[Anonymous No.55825115]

>>55824351
You could pick up 25k blackswan and use the bot for a lifetime. Make some degen plays with it, like x1000 long on the BTC ETF news. etc. And with phase 4 almost out you can make an easy x10 if you buy now. more info at blackswan dot biz

[Anonymous No.55825325]

>>55824357
Crypto's our ticket to a brighter future, as long as we play our cards right. OP don't need to be envious; with that pension tied up for 50 years of work. As for me, I'm piling up Krest, all snug in Talisman wallet for that juicy Peaq airdrop. Getting smarter as always.

[Anonymous No.55825342]

>>55825074
Kek you're gonna get challeneged by the employer and hit for fraud dumbass, all that money will be reversed easily by your employer which will fight it, costs them money not to.

Enjoy while you got it, cause soon as you get appealed you're looking at serious questions now, dumb dumb dumb, should have told the truth and hoped the employer didn't challenge it now you're gonna be facing state fraud charges.

[Anonymous No.55826071]

>>55824707
Because that's retarded Anon.
Corporations have ran away with the system.
We could have had it just as good.
You unironic bootlicker. Can't even see it.

[Anonymous No.55826122]

>>55826071
>Corporations
A creation of governments
So say governments instead

[Anonymous No.55826131]

>>55824357
Thís, except a couple generations down are gonna say the same shit about us.

>”all they had to do was buy 5k of crypto and now they’re set for life, lazy entitled millennials!”

or
>” my grandpa bought 5k worth of (insert coin that lives for that long here) when he was young and now he makes $300,000 a year doing nothing, life isn’t fair!!”