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55796341 No.55796341 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you move to LA and get a lonely wealthy woman for a sugar momma? Everyone at UCLA and USC are already doing it. Just bone some old woman once or twice a week and you be making good money under the table. You can even get into her will if you play your cards right

>> No.55796348
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Most the time they just want someone to take them out to a fancy restaurant or bar anyway. Nothing too crazy

>> No.55796433

>>55796341
Because California has the look, and feel, of a third world country.

You are surrounded by the ultra wealthy who are solely interested in buying cans of their own farts and the ultra poor who can barely afford bread and live in a tent. The place is a fucking dump and I'd unironically spend a night in Delhi and poo on my hand before I spend another day in LA

>> No.55796463
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>>55796433
we knew. we could smell it.

>> No.55796476

>>55796341
I did this. I used my cunning and charisma to get a high paying position in a Fortune 500 company even though I had no degree or experience. And then I banged the CEO's wife in the back of his limo with that day-bow-bow song playing.

>> No.55796494

>>55796476
Interdasting larp

>> No.55796495

>>55796433
>You are surrounded by the ultra wealthy
Yes they have Money to spare

>> No.55796619

>>55796476
>cunning and charisma to
Cumming and charisma*

>> No.55796652

>>55796495
no unless the money they provide me allows me to live that ultra rich lifestyle that doesn't reek of sewage and burning garbage, and also provides me a SUV that can easily drive over the favelas and tents, then it just isn't worth it to live there
and even then, the beaches are ruined, the natural beauty is ruined, everything that was nice about CA is gone and ruined, there are no positives to living in that dumpster fire anymore

>> No.55796676
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>>55796652
>The west has fallen
Have sex incel

>> No.55796727

>>55796676
California is a dump tho all that money all that wealth and you still get carjacked LOL

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>>55796476

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>>55796476
>>55796841

>> No.55797129

>>55796348
They're all so busted

>> No.55797138

>>55796619
*currisma

>> No.55797142

>>55796348
Having those squinty Downy eyes with braced squirrelish teeth is considered attractive in America that said their bodies are far far and above anything you will typically find in the country

>> No.55797155

>>55796476
>And then I banged the CEO's wife in the back of his limo with that day-bow-bow song playing.
you did without charging her money right?

>> No.55797175

>>55797155
https://youtu.be/5fQyGvIX5tI
You tell me