/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55786037]

Jerome Corleone Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55782941

[Anonymous No.55786045]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55786047]

tired of bull market
I want my cozy bear market back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU

[Anonymous No.55786050]

>offtopic warning for replying to a post
what the fuck do we pay these guys for

[Anonymous No.55786055]

Bros is the second top forming?

[Anonymous No.55786063]

https://youtu.be/VI__EW_fPJs?si=tpTS7oAQFisJl-p0

Thread theme

[Anonymous No.55786065]

>>55786047
this is one of his best performances

[Anonymous No.55786082]

IMPUY, Impala Platinum. Any platinum guys in here familiar with it? It seems dirt cheap right now and I would love to slurp but the political and economic situation in South Africa is making me hesitant.

[Anonymous No.55786081]

>>55786055
How much ewz for bunda bunda gf dividend?

[Anonymous No.55786083]

I always thought the Gummi Bears were a Jewish allegory
>hated and feared by their medieval European hosts
>driven out wherever they are found
>smarter and more advanced than the oaflike Europeans
>mystical book that they recite mumbo jumbo from

[Anonymous No.55786091]

>>55786082
South africa is a failed state.

[Anonymous No.55786100]

>>55786083
Jews would never do that to a children's show.

[Anonymous No.55786103]

>>55786083
m8 in europe its just a sweet

[Anonymous No.55786115]

>>55786103
he means the television show

[Anonymous No.55786119]

>>55786081
Specifically rosa salazar gf

[Anonymous No.55786125]

>investing in warner brothers
>when they peaked with the dark knight

inb4
>barbieverse will be next MCU

Coca cola boomer come out and explain yourself

[Anonymous No.55786142]

>polly pocket movie in development
mighty max bros, is it our time next?

[Anonymous No.55786161]

>>55786082
Higher platinum price doesn't automatically include higher platinum stock prices. The same shit gold miner buyers say.
Also look at platinum. It is more used as an industry metal than gold or silver. it is underperforming compared to the others. Platinum might shine in the future should there be a hydrogen future, but even then, they are trying currently to find other metals or materials to substitute metal (different kinds of batteries (nickel-ferrum and what there is)).

[Anonymous No.55786165]

>>55786037

SPY opens at 455 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55786172]

>>55786142
you will get mighty maxine and be happy

[Anonymous No.55786184]

>>55786083
I'd rather say Igzorn might be jewish. Look at his nose. My brother has a nose like him and a longer/stretched face. He once did him as a helloween costume. lmao

>inb4 jew
Could have admixture, don't know. t.med.

[Anonymous No.55786194]

>>55786142
I am partial to the Fisher Price knights

[Anonymous No.55786221]

>Der US-Medien- und Unterhaltungskonzern Walt Disney steigt gemeinsam mit dem Kasino-Besitzer Penn Entertainment in das Sportwettengeschäft ein. Das Geschäft solle unter dem Namen ESPN Bet firmieren

>MFW Disney is now doing sportsbets
How does that work with their ESG/Diversity/Woke stuff?

[Anonymous No.55786222]

So the megamillions is up to 1.58 billion. Cash option gets you 783 million. Either way WTF would you even do with that money assuming you won it?

[Anonymous No.55786233]

>>55786221
It supports the black community

[Anonymous No.55786240]

>UPS drivers getting paid 170K max
Can I be a driver on the weekends? Would be cool to drive and then maybe I might meet a hot milf and we could have sexo. Maybe if she's rich enough I would cum inside her so we have to marry and I can be a stay at home dad.

[Anonymous No.55786249]

>>55786240
I feel bad for some of them. Dudes riding around in what amounts to an oven on days when it's 80+ degrees outside. No A/C in those metal vans.

[Anonymous No.55786253]

More Nov and less Sept loaded/unloaded for tomorrow, day 2 of the 5 day BOIL contract roll. Today was day 1 and it didn't *seem* to be held back by any technical bearishness, but who knows what heights it might have hit without that factor in the equation.

[Anonymous No.55786262]

>>55786240
Only after being a loyal and reliable on time wagie for 15 years first

[Anonymous No.55786271]

>>55786249
in gay shorts too

[Anonymous No.55786286]

>>55786161
>Platinum might shine in the future should there be a hydrogen future
I wasn’t aware platinum had a correlation with Hydrogen energy, interesting. It makes sense that platinum is used as the electrodes due to its non-reactivity. I don’t have much faith in fuel cell tech, not sure electrolysis will ever be made efficient enough for it to be worth it. I assume catalytic converters are a huge component driving the price of platinum, as countries develop like Indochina and Nigeria, and they start affording cars, would that not drive up the price? I assume that’s all fairly priced in, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.55786295]

>>55786125
Well its like this; I bought the stock when it is cheap as hell. The Harry Potter stuff coming out will lure in the sheep and profit just like the Barbie film did. Now granted to older generation of fans the new HP series will be shat cause they'll fuck it up (maybe I dunno) to fit with the new "we can't offend anyone" times. But on the other it's been now 20 years since the first film and 12 since the last so a whole new generation of kiddies will be hooked on it. Also during that period of classic Potter the old Warner stock price was rocketing high. In 2018 right before T bought them out it was 90+.

[Anonymous No.55786298]

>>55786286
Indochina is a region, but I was thinking high pop areas that are rapidly developing.

[Anonymous No.55786299]

>>55786271
Id get reported for smuggling sausage

[Anonymous No.55786316]

>>55786299
kek! I'd get reported for doin' my MSFT Bing/Edge Rewards clickin' on the clook. SO CLOOSE.

[Anonymous No.55786318]

What stocks should I buy as a critical semitic theorist?

[Anonymous No.55786319]

>>55786222
chuck it at vanguard then die 12 months later from a drug overdose

[Anonymous No.55786321]

>>55786222
Easy, put it in a high dividend account. Buy a 50 acre ranch and do whatever the fuck I want.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55786327]

>>55786316
>People in this general are doing online survey shit for gift cards
The absolute state of you bobo losers.

[Anonymous No.55786339]

>>55786327
I just sold a shitload of low average cost BOIL today you redditard niggerfag.

[Anonymous No.55786341]

I'm still positioned delta negative anon, you're making money on calls right?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55786343]

>>55786339
Nice larp, you do searches and surveys for $2 an hour in gift cards.

[Anonymous No.55786344]

the market open disgusted me and the intraday action was borderline criminal. i have no motivation to post on "trading" days like today. it's also sad because i knew exactly what kind of disgusting antics were going to play out and could have made some money but i know they're just waiting for me to get sloppy and hammer me. i think other anons feel the same way.
glowies in the threads trying to raise morale or taunt beartards is also pretty disgusting, low vibration behavior, what you'd expect from those slimeballs anyways.
i'm just putting this out there, to the market masters, that if you keep playing like this you're not gonna have me around minding the jukebox and coloring book, i'll go stir up controversy on twitter.
wall street and luodoun county really should be ashamed of themselves, if their reptilian hearts were able to experience that emotion.
just had to get that off my chest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

[Anonymous No.55786359]

>>55786327
it ain't much, but its honest work

[Anonymous No.55786363]

Anyone here longing sofi once September rolls around?

[Anonymous No.55786364]

>>55786343
>$2 an hour tops
Holy shit no way lmao

[Anonymous No.55786370]

>>55786344
I don't day trade, but the pump back up today was really obvious.

[Anonymous No.55786371]

>>55786343
I spend maybe 5 minoots per day during which I see all the mornin' news headlines while doin' so and get $10 per month, and without the curse of bein' a redditor.

[Anonymous No.55786381]

>>55786371
good morning ser

[putsRnotDaWae No.55786384]

>>55786371
You "work" 2.5 hours a month for $10, you make $4 an hour.

[Anonymous No.55786386]

>>55786286
It is used more in Diesel engines currently. There it is the prefereable catalysator vs Palladium which is used more in gasoline engines. And since there is an economic downturn, especially in the automotive industry these metals are crashing it seems. Now that palladium finally got off it's insanity rallye, this pushes Platinum even further down, since I think I read they are trying to use more palladium than platinum also in Diesel engines. Can't remember anymore in which direction, but they are trying to substitute one with the other. I think it was platinum for palladium, which would explain the drop in palladium. But it seems general demand isn't that high and low palladium prices also cause low platinum prices.

Which faggot reported me for my Igthorn post? Seriously, I was replying to the idea gummibears might be jewish. Fuck off janny.

[Anonymous No.55786408]

Kek. This is what Time Warner used to command (now Warner Bros Discovery). Fun fact; the assets which aided in that stock price are still there for the most part. I'd say the few old bits of Warner that were sliced off have been more than made up for with the addition of the Discovery ones. Long as the bean counters don't slice the company up like a turkey and the profit keeps pouring in that stock price will one day reach these lofty highs of yore again.

[Anonymous No.55786411]

>>55786381
tomorrow i redeem

[Anonymous No.55786458]

[Anonymous No.55786471]

>>55786249
True, it's one of those jobs that pays well, but it requires you to sacrifice years of your life. The way the world is going, that doesn't sound that bad at all.
>>55786262
True, I read a little into it, and you have to be there for years.
>>55786327
I do it as well because it's free money. Got a problem with that, tripfag?

[Anonymous No.55786475]

CHINA OFFICIALLY DEFLATION
THE WORLD IS OVER
DEFLATION KILLS THE MARKET
(irony)

[Anonymous No.55786479]

Just had a random thought for an economic model. In nature, within an ecological group, you have primary producers like grasses, then herbivores, then carnivores.
In finance, arent there similar concepts? You have debt saddled normalfags, all they do is work and spend (grasses), then you have businesses that profit from them (herbivores), and eventually an apex predator (policymakers, banks, etc). There are many relationships that make it as complicated as a food web is.

[Anonymous No.55786482]

>>55786475
How does this help me get latina gf

[Anonymous No.55786483]

There is no cause for worry. The high tide of prosperity will continue

[Anonymous No.55786504]

>>55786479
Post a picture of a hot girl for replies, man.

[Anonymous No.55786517]

>>55786482
protip: anything that prevents you from getting a latina gf is doing you a very big favor

[Anonymous No.55786518]

>>55786482
>55786482
A big booty latina?

[Anonymous No.55786533]

7 days till payday. 7 lousy days is all that remains till stock bagging time. Got DIS on my list. Depending on which way the earnings go I may hit my target window or see it fly away. Fuck.. The urge to bag is strong. Come to me oh big earnings miss and let me bag oh cheap shares when the day arrives.

[Anonymous No.55786536]

>>55786475
There has never been producer deflation in China except from 1997-2000, and 2001-2003, and 2008-2009, and 2012-2017, and 2019-2021.

It's so over.

[Anonymous No.55786541]

Buddy look at the apple computer.

[Anonymous No.55786542]

>>55786533
I guess if you just love bagging cheap shares then VZ will provide a lifetime of joy!

[Anonymous No.55786549]

>>55786517
She can ruin my life in return I ruin her fertile womb with sticky cruel white seed

[Anonymous No.55786560]

>>55786475
It's over.

[Anonymous No.55786567]

I'm amazed people buy an iPhone every year as if it's the newest Madden or Fifa game

[Anonymous No.55786568]

>>55786536
I humbly request American cpi, same timeframe. Growth is stalling hard?

[Anonymous No.55786571]

>>55786411
I contemplated steeling my balls today. Wound up folding and sold some @ 69. Bought @ 58 tho sheeeeeeeeeeeeit. Depending how things look tomorrow I might BOIL a few more bucks for the ride.

[Anonymous No.55786572]

>>55786541
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.55786579]

>>55786549
she unironically will if you impregnate, thus granting her the full power of the legal system as a weapon to take your money for life while she fucks everyone else but you.

[Anonymous No.55786588]

>>55786571
I'll just be patiently watching/waiting for another buy in but feel fuckin' terrible for sellin' off so much of my precious. I totally fagged out.

[Anonymous No.55786598]

>>55786568
Ask and you shall receive

[Anonymous No.55786600]

>>55786598

[Anonymous No.55786605]

>>55786579
I can only get so hard. I should probably stop watching brand new cherry flavour. The more I see rosa salazar the deeper this addiction goes.

[Anonymous No.55786627]

>>55786600

[Anonymous No.55786629]

>>55786536
I actually meant CPI. They have CPI deflation. PPI they had for several months now.

>>55786533
https://youtu.be/GyJoANT9X5A?si=k4nvVLmvIbMjRlxw

[Anonymous No.55786630]

>>55786536
>>55786598
Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.55786641]

>>55786598
Thank you anon i'm happy you're home, i never accepted you left anyway.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786644]

Buy the dip in Apple, you won't see prices this low again for years.

[Anonymous No.55786651]

>>55786641
This is how I envision our Anon fren's dad Fadeaway's trading setup was.

[Anonymous No.55786659]

>>55786588
I'm gonna be doing the same. LMAO tho, I wasn't even aware of BOIL and apparently the JohnWayne posting last Tuesday was enough for me. Decided I need to start setting myself a clear out before I wind up staring at a graph for 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.55786668]

>>55786644
Oh god, another one.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786671]

>>55786668
Another what?

[Anonymous No.55786684]

>>55786671
Bull

[Anonymous No.55786685]

>>55786671
Nigger
They are constantly shill the worst of the worst tickers
haha

[Anonymous No.55786688]

>>55786659
Always look at the 3 month chart to get bearings on where you are. A large part of the beauty of BOIL is that it gives you semi-regular opportunities to buy in and sell semi-over and over.

[Anonymous No.55786691]

>>55786629
I'm no economist but still not too worrying here to me. See:

>>55786598

US has had blips of deflation on consumer prices before. Blips, not spirals.

China, too, has had intermittent periods of consumer price deflation without it turning into a spiral. It is concerning that youth unemployment continues to hover over 20%, but this is comparable to levels of youth unemployment all across Europe. The US hit 22% youth unemployment at the pit of the 08-09 financial crisis. Spain, currently, is at 25% youth unemployment which is down from a peak of 55% they hit during the Europoor Crisis of 2011. EU as a whole is at 15% or so youth unemployment.

>>55786641
>/smg/ needs me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6hUDNxGC9M

[Anonymous No.55786698]

>>55786688
Hell yeah. Well like I said yesterday, I appreciate the enthusiasm cause I would've just missed out on e-z pickins if you weren't here singing the gospel.

[Anonymous No.55786708]

You fags rich yet?

[Anonymous No.55786711]

>>55786698
Very glad you have been BLESSED, kick fuckin' ass.

[Anonymous No.55786723]

>>55786708
Yes but not through these threads

[Anonymous No.55786725]

>>55786698
HEY,
NEVER
FUCKIN'
FORGET:
start your initial buy ins "small" or at least very cautious unless you *know for fuckin' sure* you're at a breddy deep local bottom, and ALWAYS KEEP PLENTY OF FREE CAPITAL FOR AVERAGING DOWN WHEN IT KEEPS ON A DIPPIN'.

[Anonymous No.55786730]

based on interest rates an credit quality I have switched the market value of my portfolio from mostly SHEL and XOM (which is still like 70k) to mostly buying AGNC, because if I can't buy a house, I am absolutely going to buy the debt of retards that are taking 7% interest rate mortgages.

half of my rent is paid buy my dividends.

[callsRnotDaWae No.55786731]

Sell the top in Apple, you won't see prices this high again for years. May I suggest some ATM call credit spreads around 45 dte?

[Anonymous No.55786733]

>>55786708
It will probably take another 3-4 more years to hit 7 figs at my current rate.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786741]

Buy the dip in Beyond Meat tomorrow, it dumped way too much after earnings the other day. It's currently extremely oversold for such an excellent business, meat replacements are unironically the future.

[Anonymous No.55786744]

I bought 3x bull ETFs today
ANAL, woops I mean AMA

[Anonymous No.55786747]

>>55786741
beyond meat, beyond returns. go suck your cock in a corner

[Anonymous No.55786750]

>inflation has pea-

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786755]

>>55786747
$13 is a very cheap entry for BYND, buy it you stupid chud.

[Anonymous No.55786762]

>>55786750
>he believes people actually want to work at UPS

[Anonymous No.55786767]

>>55786750
based

[Anonymous No.55786774]

>>55786755
keep buying your fake meat fake stock

[Anonymous No.55786777]

>>55786750
What the fuck? I do software in a HCOL area and that's more than I make. What the fuck am I doing.

[Anonymous No.55786785]

>>55786750
>>55786777
I looked into this earlier. You have to work at a warehouse for a couple of years and have a good rate to be considered as a driver. They will push you to your limit, and overtime is plenty. Many will probably try to get a job, and many will quit. The people who are driving currently and had shit wages before have my total respect.

[Anonymous No.55786786]

>>55786777
checked and you jeet codemonkeys need to union the fuck up lmao

[Anonymous No.55786790]

>>55786741
>$1.2 bln debt trading at a 37% yield (i.e. creditors think it's going bankrupt)
>$200mm cash
>burning $45mm cash per quarter
>stagnant topline

They are going bankrupt, probably a Ch 11 situation. I imagine their $200mm of inventories get liquidated at 50-80 cents on the dollar (it is fake meat that costs more than the real thing). Not sure what the fixed assets go for. Whole business is a case study in zero interest rate phenomena

[Anonymous No.55786799]

>>55786725
Well I'm definitely gonna be more careful from here on out. Here's my shot in the dark play upon my prayers to John Wayne himself.

[Anonymous No.55786807]

>>55786786
Many strikes are happening across the country. I think inflation and the various increases across the board, including rent, car, and other aspects, have pushed people against the wall. (((They))) got to cocky and thought people would wage like slaves. The only one I don't support is the writers stike in LA. They really want to get paid to write some propaganda and agenda driven show or movie. Jump off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.55786810]

Brazilian wandering spiders when they bite they can give you a painful erection. Isolate the chemical compound and you now have a viagra alternative.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786812]

>>55786790
It will never close below $12 again, real meat is eventually going to be banned. You will eat the beyond meat, and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.55786813]

>>55786741
>>55786790
It's fucked. The covid panic showed this plain as day. If a global panic doesn't make your product fly off the shelves not much else will either. Many times I walked into a WMT and KR and seen the "fake meat" products still there when pretty much everything else had been picked clean during covid.

[Anonymous No.55786829]

>>55786799
Yeah, that was a pretty danged safe cost basis tho, even slighly less than one of mine, and about $1 more than the other. Really at this point anything under $60 is probably going to increasingly become a more rare blessing, but (((who)) the fuck knows. The more under $60 it goes, the heavier I buy in, but this contract roll might shift the floors/ceilings so I'm essentially starting all over finding them.

[Anonymous No.55786830]

>>55786786
The H1Bs don't deserve union bennies. They'll find a way to not pay dues but get the benefits. Too many private companies under pay insisting their stock will be worth a lot but then never go anywhere. I gotta hop to a company in the nasdaq or S&P to get that pay bump.

[Anonymous No.55786832]

beyond meat is better than the red meat slop they put out in your average grocery store

[Anonymous No.55786842]

>>55786813
Fun statistic is that their fake meat is currently sitting on shelves for an average of 229 days, or 7 and a half months, and climbing

Honestly I'm starting to think 50-80% recovery on their inventory in a Ch 11 or Ch 7 situation is a bit optimistic. Hesitant to afford any value to their inventory at all. Not much value in the fixed assets either, half of their PP&E is manufacturing equipment to make fake meat.

The sooner they file for bankruptcy the better for the bond owners, if they do so now they at least get 18 cents on the dollar as the ultimate downside, maybe they can squeeze some value out of the non-manufacturing PP&E and get it closer to 30-40 cents.

>>55786832
Shoppers evidently disagree since the fake meat is sitting on shelves for almost 8 months on average

[Anonymous No.55786845]

>>55786832
still not buying your fake meat or your shit stock

[Anonymous No.55786844]

>>55786829
after watching it over the past week and learning more about the underlying industry I'm beginning to get a bit of a feel for it. It was beautiful today since everything else seemed to be sluggish.

[Anonymous No.55786851]

I love steak, ground beef, and chicken thighs/breasts so much boys

[Anonymous No.55786862]

>>55786842
>Beyond Meat can last up to eight months in the freezer. To ensure that it stays fresh, the product should be stored in an air-tight container or wrapped in a freezer-safe bag. It is also important to write the date of purchase on the packaging because it is not safe to eat beyond the expiration date.
>https://www.thedonutwhole.com/how-long-does-beyond-meat-last-in-the-freezer/

>inventory currently outstanding 7.6 months on average

When days inventory hits 240 (8 month mark) things are gonna get weird

[Anonymous No.55786879]

>>55786691

[Anonymous No.55786881]

>>55786741
But did they make any money? I know a guy that works for them and he was all about buying that shit when it was "under $100" I'm sure they're really a buy now.

[Anonymous No.55786890]

>>55786851
I would like to add that what I almost exclusively buy is pork tenderloin. because I rock it

[Anonymous No.55786899]

>>55785453
What a piece of shit story! Who's the British blowhard in the unrelated video at the top?
>The number of people who made a hardship withdrawal during the second quarter surged from the first three months of the year to 15,950, an increase of 36% from the second quarter of 2022

Second quarter '23 surged from first quarter. Doesn't bother to tell us how much, then compares it to 2Q22. I understand comparing Q2 '22 to '23, but why even bring up q1 '23 and not bother to quantify it?

>Since 2019, household debt balances have increased by nearly $3 trillion
No breakdown of what kinds and percentages of debt type. Is Bloomberg really this much better?

[Anonymous No.55786903]

Otly and bynd need to link up

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55786910]

>>55786881
Stop posting muscle chicks. That fat redneck Rocker is right about one thing, women with muscles and tomboys are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.55786920]

>>55786844
Well among the absolute top things I have learned fuckin' with this shit, which includes a few deep, hard, fast ass heems, PATIENCE is crucial, in both buying and selling. I am far from perfect at either, but tend to get better as I go until the next time it fucks me in the ass.

[Anonymous No.55786929]

>>55786910
Fag

[Anonymous No.55786935]

>>55786903
>Ain't nothing more American than grilling up a Beyond Burger and washing it down with some ice cold oat milk

[Anonymous No.55786939]

>>55786910
That fake meat giving you low t.

[Anonymous No.55786949]

>>55786844
Oh, one more thing...*never* sell it all. With BOIL you never know when you might wake up to some wild ass fuckin' news that takes a ~60 share into the hundreds or thousands, so always keep a small amount that you don't give a shit if it tanks or whatever on hand for wild ass "you just never know" shit like happened last Fall/Winter with the Russian pipeline.

[Anonymous No.55786963]

>>55786903
They probably do in secret on GRINDR.

[Anonymous No.55786978]

>>55786832
>beyond meat is better than the red meat slop they put out in your average grocery store
You might be the first person I have ever seen eat Beyond anything more than once.
For meat eaters, it is uncanny valley and a novelty to try once.
For vegetarians, there are much better options.
Like I think BYND only exists because Impossible Foods isn't publicly traded. Probably because they won't need the funding like ZIRP baby BYND.

[Anonymous No.55786979]

Fakemeat is garbage. It's not healthy and overpriced. Better eat less organic meat than a lot of shit meat or worse fake meat.

[Anonymous No.55787001]

>>55786845
>>55786851
>>55786890
>>55786903
>>55786939
>>55786978
>>55786979

This is truly the only general with any sanity on biz

[Anonymous No.55787009]

>>55786979
I tell you what is actually breddy danged gud is the old Veggie Burgers. I never ate them trying to think of them as "meat", they were just good in and of themselves without "trying to be meat". I loved the original ones, and the southwestern. I have not even seen any in many years now, but then too I never physically walk into stores anymore either.

[Anonymous No.55787012]

Bunch of loonies are advocating for meat to be cooked up in a laboratory. Nasty just nasty. What's worse is the FDA as already approved it for chicken.
https://apnews.com/article/cultivated-meat-lab-grown-cell-based-a88ab8e0241712b501aa191cdbf6b39a

[Anonymous No.55787025]

What are some good growth stocks/ETFs to put in your IRA?

[Anonymous No.55787029]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55787039]

>>55787009
They might taste well. I mean, Falafel also tastes good and it resembles somewhat a meat substitute. But it is not meat, does not taste quite like it, doesn't feel like it and the most important doesn't have the nutritious value of real meat. I'm eating meat only a few times a month, I eat it primarily for the nutritious value. Except fish, that I eat almost daily. I don't really eat food for enjoyment, rather mechanically to survive.

[Anonymous No.55787048]

>>55786978
it's just way more consistent then the glued slabs and definitely better for you then the chemical beef slurry known as ground beef
i'm not a big fan or anything, but unless you go to a butcher the shit you buy is DISGUSTING.
black bean burgers are far superior to beyond meat, though

[Anonymous No.55787053]

>>55787039
Yeah, I used to live innawoods and catch fish for daily food, that's the kino. Also ate wild plants. Funnily enough despite that I had some health shit hit me out of nowhere that rendered me unable to do so anymore.

[Anonymous No.55787054]

>>55787029
kek! seems pretty accurate atm.

[Anonymous No.55787055]

>>55787025
>vug

[Anonymous No.55787064]

You know I'm glad my life expectancy is only 100 years at max. So in 2083 I'll be dead. Thank god. Way things are going; fake meat, fake food, girly men running rampant, other degenerate nasty shat trends, planet cooking under the heat, thank god I won't be around to see the 22nd century in 2100. As fucked as it is now I'm sure by then it'll be 100x worse.

[Anonymous No.55787068]

>>55787053
Some things cannot be stopped by food. I also was sick for years, but the problem was my spine and ribs (wrong curvature, might need surgery to finally solve the issue). But food still makes a lot of difference.

[Anonymous No.55787092]

>>55787068
Absolutely agreed, I still do the best I can within my means.

[Anonymous No.55787144]

>>55787064
Anon, we’ll be doing well if civilization is still here in 2040

[Anonymous No.55787192]

Two points:
1. I like to save money. Every month, I put about half of my paycheck into savings and investments like stocks and funds.
2. I also like basic white girls.
I guess that makes me pathetic and un-fun, but oh well

[Anonymous No.55787206]

>>55787192
>guess that makes me pathetic and un-fun
Yeah but with those two points alone ygmi

[Anonymous No.55787208]

>>55787192
This is my culture and there is nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.55787223]

>>55787025
TSLY. Use the monthly returns for a liquor budget while you see the world burn around you

[Anonymous No.55787238]

>>55787223
What’s its yield?

[Anonymous No.55787293]

>yields
>futures
>presents
>pasts
I'm so fucking tired bros.

[Anonymous No.55787332]

>>55787293
You can take the all TA pill which, if set up and tested correctly, does allow you to ignore everything outside the chart. In fact paying attention to stuff outside the chart can lead you astray and blunt the effectiveness of your strategy. Just, ya know, backtest and stuff so you know the expected success rate of your witchcraft.

[Anonymous No.55787338]

>>55787293
>>yields
>>futures
>>presents
>>pasts
>I'm so fucking tired bros.
Me too bro... Me too

[Anonymous No.55787340]

>>55787293
I'd like to have past perfects, future perfects would be also ok

[Anonymous No.55787375]

Just NOOTICED that the HOOD 24 HR Market has expanded from 43 STOOKS/ETFs to 52, and now includes fuckin' KOLD in addition to UNG rather than BOIL which surely to fuckin' sense will soon follow.

[Anonymous No.55787386]

>>55787375
>BOIL
BOILbros we are so fuckin back

[Anonymous No.55787395]

>>55787386
infuckin'deed

[Anonymous No.55787421]

>>55786037
>major US banks credit downgraded
>china imports and exports cratering
>Maersk warns of slower demand for container shipping
>US total household debt at all-time-highs
>dealers and Vol control funds now in negative gamma zone, meaning they will sell on weakness, not buy the dip

Bros, I'm scared, September and October are gonna get fucking ugly this year.

[Anonymous No.55787441]

>>55787223
>TSLY - YieldMax TSLA Option Income Strategy ETF

[Anonymous No.55787448]

>>55787386
Oh god, Oil rising, Natgas rising. you are gonna crash the market.

[Anonymous No.55787451]

>>55787448
>>55787386
*And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.55787456]

>>55787375
>HOOD 24 HR Market
wtf. did RH created a darkpool that retailers hated with a passion?

[Anonymous No.55787460]

>>55787448
Fuck "the market", that shit is dangerous, I only trade safe stuff like BOIL/UNG/KOLD.

[Anonymous No.55787474]

I guess if I do lose all of my money, it won't really matter, because I never had any actual plans to spend it anyway...

[Anonymous No.55787475]

>>55787456
>retailers
*niggers. Based HOOD is the white man's brokerage, we trade when we want except on weekends.

[Anonymous No.55787491]

I now ordered a free bank account. No monthly payments (4,50 Euro old account). Fuck these banks who want money every month.

[Anonymous No.55787500]

>>55787475
Love robinsneed. They give you a free 5000 dollars

[Anonymous No.55787504]

>>55787048
>it's just way more consistent then the glued slabs and definitely better for you then the chemical beef slurry known as ground beef
That is a low bar and Beyond Meat is NOT healthy either. There is an entire universe of alternative meat patties that are actually not full of sugar, salt, etc.
Nothing will beat making them yourselves in terms of cost/nutrition/etc. but Beyond Burgers are literally the worst in every category.
Honestly they were just used as the "ESG Food" option back during the middle of the ZIRP orgy that was the 2010s.

[Anonymous No.55787542]

>>55787421
>dealers and Vol control funds now in negative gamma
What data do you buy to learn this fact? Is it CBOE data?

[Anonymous No.55787547]

>>55787475
>HOOD
>white man's
Quite ironic

[Anonymous No.55787555]

Robinhood is for children

[Anonymous No.55787559]

Ice cream so good yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.55787572]

>>55787421
>Inflation at 10%

[Anonymous No.55787578]

>>55787547
Yes it is! Par for the course here in clown world.
>>55787555
ooooh, you must be a big time serious INVOOSTER!
nigger.
>>55787559
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah man. I might get me some Great Value rocky road on my next WMT pickup order. Been a while.

[Anonymous No.55787589]

If anyone wants to jerk off to latina, brand new cherry flavour has gratuitous latina sexualization. Long netflix

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55787611]

>>55787421
NVDA is going to crush it's already retarded earnings estimate with 12B+ revenue. This will cause the entire market to enter a bullish euphoria unlike anything you have ever seen going into September. You boboids shorting because of September WILL be heemed, NVDA will hit $600 before August ends.

[Anonymous No.55787620]

This fuckin EU market is going to reverse all the losses of yesterday and probably pump higher. I can see this shit coming

[Anonymous No.55787627]

>>55787611
>unlike anything you have ever seen

[Anonymous No.55787626]

>futures
and good night

[Anonymous No.55787629]

>>55787611
The LK99 memes seem to indicate that VCs want to bail out of Autocomplete Intelligence v3.0 ASAP. I think NVDA will go higher as the late FOMOing boomer PMs provide exit liquidity but I don't think NVDA will be $600 by end of this month.
All it takes is a real room temperature super conductor or life extension memes since the VCs are 0th order thinkers and getting old enough to worry about their mortality.

[Anonymous No.55787641]

How can they make a movie claiming the patriarchy runs everything when in 2023 women have virtually all power in society?

[Anonymous No.55787651]

Even CEOs are using the "bottom" meme in regards to their earnings, revenue and demand. Just read it again. In german
>Talsohle

[Anonymous No.55787652]

>>55787611
**China blocks Taiwan's path**

[Anonymous No.55787661]

>>55787474
me too. i don't have anything small i want anymore. i want house but that is miles away.

[Anonymous No.55787667]

>>55786318
Tsla

[Anonymous No.55787678]

the dump is contained, we are free to pump

[Anonymous No.55787683]

>>55787678
The top is in.

[Anonymous No.55787700]

>>55786240
That's TC you dumb nigger (includes pension/healthcare etc), UPS drivers make $44/hr so only ~$90k/yr for 40hr weeks

[Anonymous No.55787708]

>>55787578
Nobody cares about you. If you were to swerve off into the barriers while driving, no one would stop to help you or call 911.
>>55787700
Yes, I know. I read a little more into it, realizing it was just a sensational headliner. What can you expect from (((them))). Also, don't call me a nigger, nigger.

[Anonymous No.55787723]

>>55787708
>different ID
N

[Anonymous No.55787734]

>>55787723
You're retarded. I was at work and using my mobile network. Now I'm at home. Why the hell would I give a damn about ID switching in /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55787745]

>>55786240
i'm waiting for an ups parcel today. last week the postman fucked it up i hope this time is ok.

also the ups website is absolutely shit at managing accounts and the customer service is abysmal.

[Anonymous No.55787759]

>>55787572
What scene is that?

[Anonymous No.55787760]

>>55787734
My god, how can't take shitposting.

[Anonymous No.55787790]

>>55787572
name/sauce?

[Anonymous No.55787808]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55787813]

>>55787790
Her watching her ex gamer bf who was accused pf sexual assault, assaulting a tranny with his big gamer cock

[Anonymous No.55787827]

>>55787760
Learn English, bitch. Also, learn what shitposting means.
>>55787759
>>55787790
I like the FFM scenes where the girl just watches as the other girl gets railed.

[Anonymous No.55787845]

>>55787827
>Learn english, bitch :(

[Anonymous No.55787867]

>>55786881
>>55786910
>>55786929
>>55786939
>>55787001
>preferring the faggotry of normal girls: lies, fake everything, constant attention seeking, unwillingness to improve self but will constantly seek to "upgrade" her """Ken"""
>not preferring a high-energy, direct, and /fit/ tomboy gf
>being so small and weak you fear a little muscle
>not knowing the ultimate pleasure of dominating a normally strong "manly" girl who only shows you her girly side because YOUR sheer overwhelming masculinity overpowers hers
Heh. Low T. Might as well eat/investing in goysoyslop.

p.s. if you don't want to eat meat then just eat nuts, milk, eggs, or beans. Fake meat is

[Anonymous No.55787883]

Companies that are a bargain
>Qualcomm
>Amazon
>Basf
>Bayer
Company with meme potential to ballon
>3M

[Anonymous No.55787887]

Crash BMW guys, go on. DAX can stay there, but keep on dumping BMW

[Anonymous No.55787917]

>>55787867
2D > 3D

[Anonymous No.55787921]

>>55786161
>hydrogen future
wen oxygen futures?

[Anonymous No.55787923]

>Futures
Eat shit Bobo there's still some gas left in this market.

[Anonymous No.55787960]

DAX actually forgot about yesterday's china data. This market is beyond retarded. At least I have not shorted as much too early, but still, I could and should have waited. I should have known this is a full on retard market.

[Anonymous No.55787969]

>>55787867
Anime leads to faggotry and trannyism

[Anonymous No.55787988]

we will crab until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55788006]

[Anonymous No.55788010]

>>55788006

[Anonymous No.55788017]

>>55787988
4522 Spy my prediction EOD

[Anonymous No.55788053]

This market actually forget any data or news one day later. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. It's so stupid.

[Anonymous No.55788054]

MEGA GIGA PUMP LET"S GO

[Anonymous No.55788056]

>>55788006
>>55788010
Tranny beer company selling because they lost some profit to a weed company. What the hell is Tilray supposed to do with them?

[Anonymous No.55788077]

I'm gonna load up on shorts in case shit gets even worse. That China export/import really fucked with everything.

>>55787917
Imagine the smell of those sweaty feet in tennis shoes all day!

[Anonymous No.55788093]

>>55788056
This makes increases tilary’s beer production by 4x making it the 5th largest craft beer producer by volume in the United States. Although craft beer is in decline tilary is currently undervalued

[Anonymous No.55788098]

>>55787708
What a salty bitch ass fuck that runs to the jannies because he missed the BOIL dip.

[Anonymous No.55788134]

MUMUS OWE ME DUMPS

[Anonymous No.55788141]

>>55787867
There is a difference between fit and taking steroids, you utter mongoloid. But sure, go ahead and date your waifu that is loaded up on Nandrolone.
Jesus christ nobody and I mean nobody minds muscle and exercise (if anything it should be encouraged since a healthy lifestyle means a higher chance for a better off-spring and better mental health of the woman in the long-term), but taking roids and showing off for coomers on the internet... yeah, keep those skanks for yourself m8
>In4 DYEL
I bench 150kg for reps, son

The day hasn't even started and commodities are already dying. Unless US CPI numbers are good, we will see total commodity death this and next week. Sell copper while you still can

[Anonymous No.55788152]

How is CAC (France) higher than yesterday after crashing "because" of china? How do you call such a market? Demented? Senile? Bidened?

[Anonymous No.55788166]

>>55787883
>Qualcomm
What about its precarious situation with ARM? If they lose the war, they lose their position in the mobile market right?

[Anonymous No.55788169]

>>55788134
slurrrp

[Anonymous No.55788179]

what oil etf do you use?

[Anonymous No.55788184]

>>55788179
I get barrels delivered to my doorstep.

[Anonymous No.55788186]

>>55788152
Bobo trap? Bobos getting shr3kt? Bobosissies once again getting bottomed? Sorry m8 but it was quite expected, wasn't it? This mania-fueled market is looking for any excuse to slurp and pump this crap to new highs

[Anonymous No.55788191]

>>55787883
>>55788166
That's why you don't buy qualcomm and wait september for the ARM ipo and go all in in ARM. Literally everyone will have to add them to their index, so it's guaranteed to overshoot

[Anonymous No.55788196]

>>55788179
>muh etf nigguh
trade futures, noob

[Anonymous No.55788213]

>>55788179
nrgu or gush

[Anonymous No.55788218]

Somebody go to McDonald's and get me a sausage n egg McMuffin.

[Anonymous No.55788236]

premarket opens
20 seconds later KRE is red

[Anonymous No.55788242]

WE green

[Anonymous No.55788260]

Actual mememarket CAC/DAX

[Anonymous No.55788270]

Classic fuckin ramp on DAX. Always a mistake to short this,

[Anonymous No.55788277]

>>55787917
Feet

[Anonymous No.55788281]

oil bros we finna pump

[Anonymous No.55788297]

>>55788281
CPI is so over

[Anonymous No.55788365]

In this EU market you have to expect the most insane outcome at all times. Especially that the algos will always attempt to hit the daily new resistance or support levels, no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55788425]

>>55788365
The DAX was trading on the lower Bollinger so naturally it would bounce. I am expecting it to go up a bit more and then down to the lowest (last) support level of MA200 on 3M-1Y graph.
Then again, it all depends on the US CPI data. The TA won't matter much if the CPI is bad.
If it's good, DAX could very well go to 16400-500 again

[Anonymous No.55788435]

>>55787572
I NEED HER NAME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DIE!!!!!
also what should i buy today?

[Anonymous No.55788438]

>>55788425
If it does that, it has complete grounds of reality. There is no reason for it go up back there under current conditions.

[Anonymous No.55788439]

>>55788435
mia malkova?

[Anonymous No.55788445]

>>55788425
This recovery is bad enough, full dementia, forgotten about China data. I suspect this to become a bearflag on the daily.

[Anonymous No.55788453]

It's nothing but algos. It's stuck at the R1. The same thing yesterday, bounced of S3. This shit swings from support to resistance and nothing else. This market has become mindnumbing, it's so robotic, it makes you sick.

[Anonymous No.55788454]

>>55788166
They are going to settle. Qualcomm is an strategic company and glowie companies like Apple rely on their technology. Qualcomm will also be one of ARM's best customers once they take over the desktop market

[Anonymous No.55788456]

>>55788438
Maybe, then again the closer we are to China getting more and more fugged, the closer we are to China releasing some insane stimulus (bullish short-term). Literally who even knows anymore? Suddenly bad China data matters?
>>55788445
>Something something about the market remaining irrational for longer than you can remain solvent
The one truly bearish piece of news was the credit downgrade (meaning some investors must sell their AAA stuff if I understand it correctly)

[Anonymous No.55788458]

>>55788093
I'm confused. Why are they even going into beer into the first place, or have they always been doing it but on a very miniscule level?
>>55788098
Fuck the jannies and fuck BOIL

[Anonymous No.55788462]

>>55788456
>The one truly bearish piece of news
What are you talking about?
There were several things bearish. And Mumu's hope for stimulus is retarded. It's only going to fuel inflation again. Mumu is nothing but a crack addict chasing the next stimulus kick.

[Anonymous No.55788485]

>>55788462
>>55788456
German companies and politicians also constantly cry and whine we need a stimulus

Meanwhile inflation at +6%. Are they dumb? How is that gonna work. You think companies will lower their prices? No, their costs will be reduced thanks to stimulus (for example lower electricity prices which the green party wants in germany), but they sure as hell will NOT lower prices.

[Anonymous No.55788497]

>>55788485
Inflation is good for the stock price and bonuses are payed on the stock price performance

[Anonymous No.55788507]

>>55788497
Politicians shouldn't demand inflationary measures. They are going to harm the people. AFD isn't at 22-23% for no reason. Refugees is one thing, but inflation is the second. Germans HATE to lose their wealth and money.

T.nongerman but born here


ALSO:
Fueloil is over prewar levels again. This economy is going to get heemed. They can't cut rates.

[Anonymous No.55788597]

>>55788485
>Meanwhile inflation at +6%.
Welcome to reality, son. They are squeezing the middle class and the lower class dry while the upper mid class and above are enjoying a bountiful season. Since everything is percentage-based, the wage increases are negligible for the lower classes... PPI keeps decreasing so companies can maintain their insanely high profits and easily compensate for the "high" rates (3-4% laughable pathetic rates).
Plus, high inflation means state debt erasure.
Everybody in high positions desires inflation. They will fight tooth and nail to maintain this system and their high profits.
Sure, the inflation might eventually decrease to the goal of 2% (at least officially) but will we ever see lower prices? Nah, normies be too dumb, m8.
Sry for the rant but once again this piece of crap continent keeps pissing me off. I am this close to saying fugg id and moving to Switzerland

[Anonymous No.55788614]

>>55788507
I just think corporations push for stimulus because their wealth is linked to the value of the stock, not the health of the economy itself. It is generally a stupid policy but the more money you have, the more power to lobby you have

[Anonymous No.55788623]

It really is the favorite pastime of Germans to whine and bitch about everything, huh?

[Anonymous No.55788627]

>>55788597
The irony being that the debt is the reason for the slow hikes in EU. That's the single most important factor why they aren't hiking as hard as the US.

Switzerland, well yeah, if you can. Inflation is lower and you earn more. I might move further south to my "home" country. For whatever fuckin reason spain and greece manage energy inflation better than north europe.
Greek shipping companies are probably saving the EU by illegally importing russian oil, all the while some newspapers and politicians are crying about it.

[Anonymous No.55788631]

>>55788623
I'm not german, ethinically. Must really be a cultural thing. I'm well integrated it seems.

[Anonymous No.55788643]

which EU country has the least corruption ?

[Anonymous No.55788645]

>TLRY
My shorts are green again

[Anonymous No.55788660]

>>55788643
Probably some north european, like denmark

[Anonymous No.55788684]

>>55788627
I absolutely revel in the corruption and hypocrisy of the European mindset. Take Sweden as an example, the mecca of hypocrisy and acting like a two-faced bitch. Crying about Russia and boycotting everything related to Russia while importing Russian oil and of course Russian potash and fertilizer.
Blaming everything on Russia when electricity prices were already on the rise before the war and then taking advantage of the expensive electricity to export ginormous amounts to the rest of the Europe while the citizens pay insane prices. State gets to rake in massive amounts of cash (along with the large electricity companies) while the ordinary citizen suffers.
But then, why wouldn't they do this? Why wouldn't they want a high inflation? Normies don't seem to care and it seems to me they have fully accepted the new state of things. "At least I will get my 4% wage increase this year so everything is fine". If the majority of people are fine with this... then what?

[Anonymous No.55788718]

>>55788684
In germany the majority, doesn't seem to be fine with that. Well it still is the majority, but it's drastically shifting. Probably won't be enough for AFD. But the next government will look really bad. They might need 4 parties for a coalation against AFD. Or at least three, but SPD and CDU have to work together again, what would be nothing but a joke and practically impossible with the current party leaders.

Why is Sweden importing from Russia? You have norway right beside you.

[Anonymous No.55788749]

The John Melo designated shitting street that is AMRS might finally be declaring bankruptcy. That meme will finally go away from /smg/ forever.
That pajeet literally DO NOT REDEEM'D that company for 12 years and then peaced out right at the end. Absolutely incredible.

[Anonymous No.55788887]

>>55788718
>Why is Sweden importing from Russia? You have norway right beside you.
Good question. Probably corruption.

Thanks for the pump EU. Gonna off-load some of my bags and probably buy on Friday or Monday. There is no way that the US CPI is good right?

[Anonymous No.55788899]

>>55788887
Well they know it is going to be higher, which is why they estimate it at 3,3% so they can say
>see lower than estimate
But I think it might be 3,4-3,5 if not higher.

[Anonymous No.55788905]

[Anonymous No.55788914]

US construction manufacturing spending going parabolic meanwhile China exports fall off cliff. Looks like the term Beijing Biden was a lie?

[Anonymous No.55788930]

>>55788914
US gonna take the world by storm. The US is just too strong. Regardless how disgusting the US is, there is no denying that all the smart money and smart tech is there and gonna stay there

[Anonymous No.55788950]

>>55788684
Demoralization, people don't really have the energy or willpower to do anything about it anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMVMbmQBug

[Anonymous No.55788991]

Why do all European stock markets except Germany's and Switzerland's look so pathetic? Looking at the top companies in the UK, France or Italy is straight up pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55789003]

>>55788991
what did you hope for? that they're all big defense contractors selling megaweapons to NATO?

[Anonymous No.55789004]

>>55788991
Ehhh what? Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish (especially Danish) markets have all gone exceptionally well. The Danish index, I believe, has outperformed every other index besides the US one.

[Anonymous No.55789007]

We pump today.

[Anonymous No.55789014]

>>55789004
>The Danish index,
That's literally just Novo Nordisk YOLOing the entire market. Small countries always have this huge seings when they have a megacap.
If you look at the eurostock mostcompanies are luxury memes or legacy with few exceptions like Novo or Asml

[Anonymous No.55789021]

>>55789014
https://disfold.com/denmark/companies/
Novo is bigger for Denmark than Samsung for Korea. It is a clown index

[Anonymous No.55789023]

>>55788991
Do you mean the indices?

[Anonymous No.55789024]

>>55789014
True but still, you could buy a simple index fund and easily retire within 10 years. It's crazy how quickly the market went parabolic. I guess they realized that the best way to become even richer is to pump, pump, and keep pumping the markets. The free stimulus provided by the central banks has also been pretty beneficial for that.
It's crazy to think that 10 years ago, an index movement of 1.5% in either way was seen as abnormal, yet today it's seen as completely normal.

[Anonymous No.55789028]

>>55788991
It's ok, at least we are only 1% down after 5 years, it could be a lot worse

[Anonymous No.55789032]

>>55789004

Imagine, last august I was shorting Novo Nordisk, made small profits. Went out, cause this was too risky. Would have lost 1000000% lol

[Anonymous No.55789043]

All in on soxs

[Anonymous No.55789047]

It's joeover. Just in time for the September correction.

[Anonymous No.55789063]

>>55789047
I am banned from discord, so I'm save

[Anonymous No.55789091]

>TTOO
any sisters in here waiting for fda approval and grant gibs

[Anonymous No.55789108]

>>55788458
>and fuck MONEY

[Anonymous No.55789118]

How the fuck is IBM holding a valuation so high when their entire business revolves around legacy stuff?

[Anonymous No.55789127]

>>55786471
Does it though? The heat is just an inconvenience. It's hyperbolic to say that it sacrifices years of your life. You can say that for trade work but not delivering packages.

[Anonymous No.55789128]

>>55789032
>shorting antifat drugs
That's simply retarded. Lilly and Novo are going to take over pharma

[Anonymous No.55789143]

>oil still rising like a phoenix
>Inflation II: Return of Inflation, coming to markets soon!

[Anonymous No.55789163]

>>55787421
>>55787611
>blowoff top at 600 bucks
>violent shartening back to 450
>recession drops it back to 200
>NVIDIA moons to 1200 when Trump wins a third term
Don't miss the moon mission.

[Anonymous No.55789168]

Quite reasonable half hour pump. Normal human behaviour

[Anonymous No.55789171]

>>55789128
Yes, that's why I stopped. I said last august. Last year.

[Anonymous No.55789174]

>>55786091
>1950
Bantustans are 97% Bantu, South Africa outside the bantustans is 60% Afrikaner/English
>1970
Bantustans are 98% Bantu, South Africa outside the bantustans is 45% Afrikaner/English
>1980
Bantustans are 99% Bantu, South Africa outside the bantustans is 29% Afrikaner/English/Portuguese
>2023
Former Bantustans are 99% Bantu, South Africa outside the former bantustans is 11% whiteoid scum

[Anonymous No.55789181]

I'm gonna gobble more MP today like the cookie monster, p/e is mild stock only has room to fall like 100% now that the operation is started LETS GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55789190]

>>55787708
>>55787700
>>55786240
>>55786249
1) you won't work 40 hours you will work 80 hours because of overtime
2) union boomers hate 'pinch' drivers (people who drive their own cars as contractors rather than union guys) but union zoomers like them because it reduces the amount of overtime they are forced to do
3) the overtime pay is where your money is, but you have to do the overtime and never see your senpai
4) you have to be a pack handler in the warehouse for a year before they will let you near a truck
5) you need a CDL
6) you don't have time to fuck milfs
7) you have to join the union (this is why the pay is okay for the job, amazog is un-unionized)

[Anonymous No.55789191]

Oops forgot morning soundtrack
https://youtu.be/Y4mw-Dmtmhg

[Anonymous No.55789199]

>>55789143
I also enjoy commodities.

[Anonymous No.55789203]

>>55789190
>amazog is un-unionized)
How can Amazon not balloon to 2.5T evaluation? They do everything flawlessly to mantain their snowball growth momentum

[Anonymous No.55789227]

This energymarket will obliterate the economy and the stock market (again). Even Natgas somewhat looks bullish. Might break above 3$ and then au revoir

[Anonymous No.55789238]

>>55789203
Because low wages in a private company will eventually starve them of workers. They're 'capitalism hanging itself' in microcosm.

Of course it's possible that soon the democrats will unveil their 'get neets jobs' program where they force adult men who just don't wanna work (for shitty companies) are drafted into the workforce to be slave labor for amazog. They already suggest a limited draft for the military, why not for amazon? It's so easy.

[Anonymous No.55789249]

lol at the bobos who bought the bear trap yesterday

[Anonymous No.55789252]

This oilproblem will also become political soon. For the US presidency. Saudi arabia will need democracy.

[Anonymous No.55789259]

>>55789249
Why bought? We sell, we short. We don't buy, except when you mean inverse etfs.

[Anonymous No.55789265]

>>55789259
buying puts, 3x short etfs at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.55789270]

>>55789265
Ah right, forgot about puts.

[Anonymous No.55789277]

>>55789190
UPS manager here
>1) you won't work 40 hours you will work 80 hours because of overtime
more like 50, absolutely not 80
>2) union boomers hate 'pinch' drivers (people who drive their own cars as contractors rather than union guys) but union zoomers like them because it reduces the amount of overtime they are forced to do
this is not a thing at UPS
>3) the overtime pay is where your money is, but you have to do the overtime and never see your senpai
sorta
>4) you have to be a pack handler in the warehouse for a year before they will let you near a truck
depends on your location, sometimes longer sometimes shorter
>5) you need a CDL
no you don't
>6) you don't have time to fuck milfs
yeah there's no time except to work
>7) you have to join the union (this is why the pay is okay for the job, amazog is un-unionized)
you don't have to in an RTW state but you'd be a fool not to

[Anonymous No.55789283]

>>55789238
I had an idea or maybe a dream that all canadians would have to serve a mandatory farming service in place of a military service implimentation.
i call it the Great Grain Imperative

[Anonymous No.55789284]

IMAGINE
not having bought BOIL the other day at $54.
What a NIGGER that Anon would be! But *surely* there are NO NIGGERS among us intelligent, refined gents here!

[Anonymous No.55789286]

>>55787421
at this rate the fed might have to force inflation to save everyone from debt

[Anonymous No.55789352]

>>55789284
Yikes
What the fuck is happening with natural gas. That's like a never ending candle to infinity.

[Anonymous No.55789371]

>>55789284
Can't even buy US ETFs in my shitty eurocountry. And there is barely any volume when it comes to commodities and options (oil and gold being the only ones with any meaningful volume).
Jesus, why is gas going up so much? Europeans are fully stocked up... is it because of the slightly colder weather we have been having as of late?

[Anonymous No.55789400]

>>55789352
>>55789371
Check the 3 month chart, this is just another semi-regular exhalation.
I TOLD YOU PEEPOLE TO GET INVOOLVED INAAAT.

[Anonymous No.55789408]

red
-bonds
-vix

green
-*

[Anonymous No.55789412]

>>55789371
>is it because of the slightly colder weather
opposite, btw, it's hot af out there

[Anonymous No.55789414]

Going for a nap, I'm
https://youtu.be/ZAON9KE3Zlc?si=RGUjCAExuqnNOrCq

[Anonymous No.55789428]

>>55789414
>54 posts by this id
you've earned it

[Anonymous No.55789431]

>>55789400
Henry Hub says it will crab at 3 bucks from august-september and in october-december will shoot to 4 bucks.

[Anonymous No.55789434]

>>55789371
>Jesus, why is gas going up so much? Europeans are fully stocked up... is it because of the slightly colder weather we have been having as of late?
"Return to normal". This is the historical average for this asset. It was shorted down as far as it would go, now it's going back to the 10 year average.

[Anonymous No.55789460]

>>55789431
Probably something close to that, yeah. It's been crabbing TWO FIDDY for the last while.

[Anonymous No.55789461]

E.ON COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55789468]

>>55789277
Former UPSer here. I worked the hub for 2 years, around the turn of the century. Didn't join the union, and glad I didn't. Another 18 months and I would have been in a truck, I had no clue. But I'm 43, making over 90k/year, so it ended up okay. And my knees should last another 30 years (and my hips and shoulders). Being a package handler distroys bodies albet slower than the NFL.

[Anonymous No.55789470]

One step closer to new thread

[Anonymous No.55789477]

>>55789470
Someday.

[Anonymous No.55789494]

dumping to 4520

[Anonymous No.55789497]

>>55789477
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.55789585]

here we go guys. fifty minutes to open. lets get that positive energy.

[Anonymous No.55789625]

>>55789585
Needs to dump

[Anonymous No.55789628]

>>55789585
Hello, I am stock market, today I will be pumping a bit, I hope you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.55789647]

ayy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE

[Anonymous No.55789656]

>>55789585
Let us consult the magic chart.

[Anonymous No.55789662]

>>55789656
oh fuck me wrong chart

[Anonymous No.55789672]

options chain

[Anonymous No.55789722]

Wtf is happening in EU again? I couldn't sleep. lol

[Anonymous No.55789724]

soxl already red lmao. Semi are really overvalued it's nice to see them going back to earth.
Bet the titles will read "stock market down because of valuation" in a few month.

[Anonymous No.55789732]

>>55789722

[Anonymous No.55789742]

>>55789585
This is no canadian board.

[Anonymous No.55789745]

How the fuck are you guys so bad at making a new thread at 300 posts?

>>55789737
>>55789737
>>55789737
>>55789737
>>55789737

[Anonymous No.55789908]

>>55788718
>In germany the majority, doesn't seem to be fine with that. Well it still is the majority, but it's drastically shifting. Probably won't be enough for AFD. But the next government will look really bad.
The fake refugee invasion of 2015 was eight years ago and we're still in this situation. Germany is hopeless because the majority of the German population has no sense of self preservation. They're lambs leading themselves to the slaughter. The rest of Europe and European diaspora countries are the same. Shit's fucked, brehs.

[Anonymous No.55790323]

>>55789745
300 isn't the bump limit untermensch.

[sage No.55790537]

>>55790323

[Anonymous No.55790765]

>>55790537
309 is the last time it gets bumped to the top, 310 is when it turns italicized.