/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55769118]

Just bought property to open a bar with my friend, what should I name it to make me the most money possible?

[Anonymous No.55769121]

>>55769118
No Niggers Allowed

[Anonymous No.55769137]

>>55769118
>Steampunk McBlumpkins

[Anonymous No.55769144]

>>55769121
That doesn't seem very lucrative

[Anonymous No.55769165]

>>55769118
Kill Yourself Faggots.

[Anonymous No.55769173]

>>55769118
Drop of hop seems pretentious enough to attract hipsters and couples.

[Anonymous No.55769183]

>>55769118
if your bar doesnt look like picrel i literally dont care.

[Anonymous No.55769185]

>>55769165
That doesn't seem very lucrative
>>55769173
Not bad hope people wouldn't think it's a hip hop bar. A pun name would definitely bring in the hipsters

[Anonymous No.55769197]

>>55769118
How about “Lower: the bar”

[Anonymous No.55769198]

>>55769118
Blackout Here

[Anonymous No.55769209]

>>55769185
>hope people wouldn't think it's a hip hop bar.
I'd be amazed if they do, check the names of most hip hop venues near youand you'll realize they suck at names.

[Anonymous No.55769220]

>>55769144
Enjoy your daily chimpouts

[Anonymous No.55769229]

>>55769220
you can literally prevent black people from coming to your bar by not playing dogshit top 40, which you should be doing anyway

[Anonymous No.55769235]

>>55769118
Play into the theme. If it's Irish "X's Pub" or something

[Anonymous No.55769236]

Harlequin Massacre Inn

[Anonymous No.55769244]

>>55769118
Free beer bar

It's illegal name a Bar like that in Italy, but maybe where you live it's not.

[Anonymous No.55769266]

>>55769220
I don't go anywhere with chimpouts and they don't use that name

[Anonymous No.55769276]

>>55769183
>if your bar doesnt look like picrel i literally dont care
I'm looking for a white demographic any anon so it works out for us both

[Anonymous No.55769392]

>>55769118
The Wet Lab.

Shepherds Den

Workers Rest

The lazy bull

[Anonymous No.55769417]

The sneaky frog

[Anonymous No.55769420]

we sell bjs in the back

[Anonymous No.55769433]

>>55769417
>>55769392
Do British Puns/Taverns have specific rules for naming or something?

[Anonymous No.55769437]

Name it Poor Richard's

[Anonymous No.55769447]

Quackers.

[Anonymous No.55769551]

>>55769276
If you want a white demographic you need to open in an area containing white people.
Make the drinks expensive enough where niggers won't come.
Don't stock Hennessy (or any cognac) or Heineken.
Don't do bullshit like 10 cent wings or whatever. Blacks love wings and not spending money.
Never play rap or dancehall music. This includes if you decide to book some DJ, it has to be clear that music isn't allowed.
Everything you do should cater to upper class white people in their mid 30s because that's who spends money at bars and doesn't complain about everything or stab people.
t. bar manager

[Anonymous No.55769691]

>>55769137
Kek your search is over, OP

[Anonymous No.55769780]

Whites only Bar

[Anonymous No.55769786]

>>55769433
In the Middle Ages people were illiterate in England so pubs just made signs with a painting of “whatever” so people would recognize the pub by name. So a painting of a black duck would be called “the black duck” etc

[. No.55769788]

>>55769392
The Turk's Head

[Anonymous No.55769794]

all the Indians and Jews ITT shouting they're white lmao

how about

>It's Raining Men

[Anonymous No.55769805]

Thursdays and only open on Fridays

[Anonymous No.55769808]

The Lions Den

[Anonymous No.55769819]

> Bar None

[Anonymous No.55769845]

Free Pussy

[Anonymous No.55770155]

Paradaise Lost
very few will get this

[Anonymous No.55770168]

>>55769121
Nah, don't ask for trouble. Call it "We Gladly Serve Niggers"

[Anonymous No.55770258]

>>55769118
Furries welcome here

[Anonymous No.55770392]

>>55770155

Call it Baradise Lost and be done with it if you want a meme name. Options:

Baradise
Baradise Lost
Barbarian Gates
Swan's Neck
Bar Blessing
Aventura
Mikos
Palas
You're Welcome
Peter Rabbit

[Anonymous No.55770409]

Sometimes the bottle drinks out of you

[Anonymous No.55770419]

>>55769118
idk what clientele would go into that and sit on those uncompfy seats, in that exposed open space, in the 21st century. 18th century are over my lad.

[Anonymous No.55770445]

Seeds feed and mead

[Anonymous No.55770451]

>>55770419
It's fancy cocktails to rich yuppies

[Anonymous No.55770456]

>>55769118
>Rocky 3

[Anonymous No.55770890]

>>55769118
The Tight Beaver

[Anonymous No.55770914]

>>55769118
Moderation.
Drinks in Australia say drink in moderation on them. Free advertising if it's the where you are.

[Anonymous No.55770929]

>>55769118
The Peeking Tit

[Anonymous No.55770939]

>>55769244
Make a $5 donation and get a free beer!

[Anonymous No.55770983]

>>55770929
Big fan of tit imagery

[Anonymous No.55771006]

>>55769118
The pink taco or the pink pussy cat.

[Anonymous No.55771151]

the hennessey hole

[Anonymous No.55771727]

>>55770983
Who isn't? Name your bar The Peeking Tit. Do it.

[Anonymous No.55771828]

Is pic related the type of atmosphere you're going for or are you open to other styles? Are you in a major city? Which district: art, fashion, entertainment, finance? How much experience do the both of you have in management/bartending in the service industry?

[Anonymous No.55771839]

Pink slip pub

[Anonymous No.55771852]

The Swan and Pedo

[Anonymous No.55771942]

>>55769118

Sugar Daddys

[Anonymous No.55772885]

>>55769118
Just make it your last name

[Anonymous No.55772910]

>>55769118
Heifers

[Anonymous No.55773195]

>Beer and Chairs

[Anonymous No.55773441]

>>55769118
Hitlers' Headquarter

[Anonymous No.55773735]

>>55769118
my friend told me of a pizza place in their town that had been open for years called "regginyllis" which is just silly nigger backwards. Someone finally got wise and shut it down. Could be a winner.

[Anonymous No.55773845]

Call it The Prancing Pony, and don't let anyone in unless they can tell you where that name comes from without looking it up.

[Anonymous No.55773934]

>>55770419
Ask me how I know you're American.

[Anonymous No.55773961]

>>55773735
This except name it toggafreggin and give it a German theme

[Anonymous No.55774338]

>>55769118
Sneed's Tavern

[Anonymous No.55774455]

>>55770451
I gotcha. Head Space.

[Anonymous No.55774468]

Chuck's Suck and Fuck.

[Anonymous No.55774478]

fidna drank

[Anonymous No.55774542]

>>55769118
Good luck. Don't fuck the women and remember the best way to make a small fortune in service is to start with a large fortune.

Good luck. I am closing my restaurant of 8 years in 3 weeks.

Shits beyond fucked up and weird

Sam Smith women and troons

[Anonymous No.55774835]

>>55769118
Bitcoin Bar, will attract gold diggers, men will follow and buy your overpriced beer, dont forget to accept crypto

[Anonymous No.55774854]

the "All Drinks Half-Price" bar

[Anonymous No.55774860]

>>55769118
THE BLACK HAND

[Anonymous No.55774888]

Ai.com bar

[Anonymous No.55776026]

>>55774835
I'll definitely have a Bitcoin ATM

[Anonymous No.55777308]

>>55769118
>Bar
>Making money
Yehehehe, woohoohoohoo enjoy paying that mortgage during the national security lockdown.

[Anonymous No.55777328]

>>55774542
Don’t listen to this lame ass nigger fuck all your staff

[Anonymous No.55777430]

>>55769118
>Chicks and fags are the only ones who go out to drink any more
>pic rel is an upscale whiskey bar which appeals to men
Need to name it something to appeal to chicks.
>Uptown/downtown scandal
>Whiskey Whispers
Also, I would get rid of those two seater tables and put in a slim rail standing bar top or something. You could cram in an extra 3-4 customers and open up a lot of space.
Same thing up top. alternating seating against the window and the inner rail. Some folks might find it entertaining to people watch in the bar.

[Anonymous No.55777552]

>>55769392
>The want the furry/zoophile audience

[Anonymous No.55777556]

>>55769118

The Cog

[Anonymous No.55777558]

>>55769118
>the Wolves
Nice furfag bar

[Anonymous No.55777573]

>>55769118
Two in the Bush

[Anonymous No.55777597]

Sneeders

[Anonymous No.55779140]

>>55769118
The Dog's Bollocks

[Anonymous No.55779172]

>>55777573
I wish

[Anonymous No.55779184]

"BAR MITZVAH"

[Anonymous No.55779197]

The sellers and consumers of alcohol are cursed

[Anonymous No.55779213]

>>55769118
Master and kekmander
>>55769551
This and add some songs that could imply but not confirm you hate n----

You need a quirky name for young ppl

Don't go full soiboy though, i wish i could help but i hae to poo and sleep

[Anonymous No.55779221]

>>55779213
Ok it just went through my head
Moby's duck, you have:
Moby the singer
Moby Dick
And a duck that could or couldn't be the symbol, maybe a naval duck? Idk people love ducks and ducks have interacted with the chaddest men on earth

[Anonymous No.55779232]

>>55769118
Call it


OP the faggot

[Mike No.55779240]

Maybe it would be better to use Chinese characters for the name?

[Anonymous No.55779256]

>>55779184
Kek
This one is actually really good hahahah

[Anonymous No.55779288]

>>55779232
Slurs would get me shut down

[Anonymous No.55779387]

>>55770168
>>55769121
"Humans and niggers welcome alike"

[Anonymous No.55779408]

>>55769118
exotic dance in that front table for extra 40$ ,dont ask me why

[Anonymous No.55779812]

>>55779408
Expensive

[Anonymous No.55782001]

>>55769118
Just accept crypto payment via CryptMi, Binance pay etc so that crypto influencers can market it on Twitter likewise Elon musk.

[Anonymous No.55782033]

ask chat gpt 4 this question, tell it to give you 100 options and pick the best one

[Anonymous No.55782256]

>>55769118
The Twisted Foreskin Gastropub