/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55759379]

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WORK FROM YOUR COMFY HOME

[Anonymous No.55759459]

I'm a forklift technician.
I don't really give a shit what happens to any of you, your struggle is generally mocked by the greater working population and you're all seen as whining children to everyone you complain to.

[Anonymous No.55759470]

>>55759459
>forklift op
You know 99% of your job positions will eventually be outsourced to virtually operated forklift drones in an wfh setup, right? white collar working rights are the eventual blue collar working rights.

[Anonymous No.55759496]

>>55759379
BICH BLADDY YOU GOINGS BACK TO OFFICE NOW OR I GROUP YOU IN ASS BLADDY BENCHODE BICH BASTAARD

[Anonymous No.55759507]

>>55759470
lmao.
Work on an engine, just once in your life. It will open up the level of horseshit and random crap robots can't deal with.
Removing a stripped screw destroys your entire idea of robots replacing anyone in my field.
Don't get me started on drum brakes.

[Anonymous No.55759588]

>>55759507
My mistake. I thought you were an operator. You're correct, technicians are robot proof well into the future.

[Anonymous No.55759715]

>>55759507
if a human can do it, then a robot can do it too. maybe not anytime soon, but eventually.

[Anonymous No.55759735]

>>55759459
Howd you get into that anon?

[Anonymous No.55759808]

>>55759735
>>55759507
>>55759459
LMAO OOOOOOO TRAAAAAADDDDIE

[Anonymous No.55759815]

>>55759379
Lol their deal is to charge their employees $99/night to sleep at work. You can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.55760008]

>>55759379
And you vill be happy, cattle

[Anonymous No.55760016]

>>55759379
>google intentionally ruins their own search engine giving only fake news and jeet click ads
>i simply start use pol for all my news
sorry google haven't used your lil searcharino for over a year now but at least you added 30,000 new pajeet users.

[Anonymous No.55760025]

>>55759507
excuse me, the business and technology decision makers are talking right now. Janis help this resource find his way back to the assembly line? He's a nice guy, let him keep this time on this time card when he punches out

[Anonymous No.55760051]

>>55759379
I've been telling people this for a while now but we're on the borderlands timeline. Eventually corporations will usurp the government, scientific advances will be made for profit, and not any country, but McDonald's will be the first to own their own mcmoon station when Elon eventually makes space travel cheap enough for the common man to move off planet.

You will have McCities (tm) where you will work, live, eat, and sleep for far cheaper than any government corporation, and they will lure you in with a better deal. And really, why bother rebelling? Is the government better? Is there really a tried and true system better than profit? Life will be better in these systems, and thats the funny part

[Anonymous No.55760129]

>>55760051
>is there really a tried and true better system
Yes there is. But I will get put on another government list if I mention it.

[Anonymous No.55760163]

>>55759379
People who preach for work from home are essentially worthless to their companies. They do nothing but steal time all day long and not only that, they openly mock their employers while doing it..
>look at my hilarious tik tok as I walk my fog "I sure am working hard" wink wink
>watch me cook this extravagant meal while I'm supposed to be on a business call, look at me "working"
>oh how hilarious, my alarm woke me up out of bed 1 min before our meeting started "I'm essentail!"

Fuck off with this work from home bullshit

[Anonymous No.55760207]

>>55760051
>Eventually corporations will usurp the government, scientific advances will be made for profit, and not any country, but McDonald's will be the first to own their own mcmoon station when Elon eventually makes space travel cheap enough for the common man to move off planet.
That's an horrible dystopia....

[Anonymous No.55760242]

>>55759588
based that you'd admit your slight error. good on you.

>>55759715
unfortunately this doesn't mean much since "well into the future" could be generations from now, long after we're dead. and by then it'll be the "problem" of children raised in a world where other problems have been reduced by use of the robots.

[Anonymous No.55760248]

>>55760129

[Anonymous No.55760249]

>>55759808
>$55k
Yep. It's enough for me and I'm on track to hold enough for a decent retirement after age 60.
I mean, when I'm old I'm basically just going to need drugs, booze and TV. I don't need $100k a year for that.

[Anonymous No.55760261]

>>55759507
>ITS DA STRIPPED SCROOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.55760270]

>>55760207
>That's an horrible dystopia....
Anyone accepting the current status quo is heading for this exact end goal while screaming "COMMUNISM" at anyone criticising this fact.

[Anonymous No.55760275]

>>55759815
Welcome to Indian leadership. No vision, just squeeze people as hard as possible until there's no blood left.

[Anonymous No.55760284]

>>55759507
>Removing a stripped screw
oh my, how ever will a robot deal with moving a stripped screw, guess we don't pass the great filer after all.

[Anonymous No.55760287]

>>55759507
Setious question. Do you honestly believe that what you do is so challenging that your average STEM worker could never wrap their mind around it? Or is it something that (as I suspect) virtually any midwit could learn how to do after a couple months of training and reading some manuals?

[Anonymous No.55760290]

>>55759507
>Removing a stripped screw
oh my, how ever will a robot deal with moving a stripped screw, guess we don't pass the great filter after all.

[Anonymous No.55760332]

>>55760129
Nice try larper. We all know you're all talk and no walk, nigger!

[Anonymous No.55760339]

>>55760290
you've never removed a stripped screw before, have you. a robot programmed to do this would undoubtedly cost millions of dollars and, after years of development by teams of PhDs, still have a higher rate of failure to extract screws than a high school drop out with a few hours of on the job training.

[Anonymous No.55760342]

>I could just stay at home
OR
>I could stay at a hotel next to my office and pay for it

[Anonymous No.55760357]

>>55760287
Anybody can learn to do it but mechanic work is kind of shitty, at least working on cars is.
I taught myself basic auto.mechanics from youtube and downloading the official service manuals and eventually did my own engine swap
Never again

[Anonymous No.55760395]

>>55759735
>cant figure out how to type ‘forklift operator’ into google
unironically ngmi

[Anonymous No.55760406]

>>55760249
>earning more then 20k$
You are a spoilt little child compared to me who never had to sacrifice anything.
Lower. Your. Tone when I'm in the thread

[Anonymous No.55760420]

>>55759815
Lol this is coming from the guys that literally have employees sleeping in box trucks in their parking lot to save on rent. Nigga why would I pay you to go somewhere I can already go for free?

[Anonymous No.55760437]

>>55760051
Ready to get my costco citizenship now tbqh

[Anonymous No.55760778]

>>55759808
I have a stem degree and never made more than 42k

[Anonymous No.55760784]

>>55760778
What major?

[Anonymous No.55761006]

>>55759815
Crazy world we live in. 10 years ago when I was in construction and I was sent to another city for a big project not only was my hotel paid for but I was paid overtime for every hour I was away from home

[Anonymous No.55761031]

>>55759379
Slaves lived and worked on the same property in exchange for food.
Why do we keep going back in that direction

[Anonymous No.55761085]

Its probably better working at McDonald's than in an office with these lefty assholes after the 2020 mind metamorphosis.

[Anonymous No.55761104]

>>55760290
funny thing is they could literally have a drill finger for instant removal and replacement, another bit with a tap to re-thread the hole.

[Anonymous No.55761501]

>>55759379
>lure

[Anonymous No.55761518]

>>55759507
>It will open up the level of horseshit and random crap robots can't deal with.

good thing the illegal population in my town has a car shop on every street corner that doesn't pay taxes and will undercut anyone else 50%

[Anonymous No.55761761]

>>55759507
>Removing a stripped screw
it's now cheaper to swap the engine now and send the bad one for rebuilding/recycling, maybe overseas.
your days are numbered

[Anonymous No.55761809]

>>55759379
I would go to the office if they had free meals, but they don't even give that now. What's my incentive to spend my time there?

Oh and a gym too, my office has one but it's shitty and there's like 2 machines. Give me a proper gym, 3 square meals and I'll spend 10 hours a day there

[Anonymous No.55761827]

>>55760339
nobody gives a fuck about your stripped screws, retard.
there's no profit in paying even someone like you to do this sort of piecemeal repair work when a parts factory in china is churning out new parts by the thousands every day

[Anonymous No.55761835]

>>55761104
ikr, they're thinking the robot will seek to solve the issue in a human way. it's probably have an arm with 20 different tools for any kind of situation

[Anonymous No.55761852]

>>55759459
Moron. More people working from home means less traffic and less pollution which benefits (You).

[Anonymous No.55761899]

>>55761852
Holy shit, I think you have just provided the best counter argument for when liberal globohomo tries to lure you back into the office.
>But think about the enviroment! How much pollution will decrease if people don't have to commute!

fuck, it's perfect

[Anonymous No.55761917]

>>55761899
Correct. There’s also potentially less niggers you have to deal with.

[Anonymous No.55762090]

>>55761899
>liberal globohomo
Why do you idiots think it's cultural liberals doing this crap? It's rich assholes who tend to vote Republican but donate to Democrats so that they have a play on both sides.

[Anonymous No.55762101]

>>55761899
thats when they reveal they never actually really cared about that all along and it was just a pr grabbing wedge issue.

[Anonymous No.55762120]

>>55759507
>Removing a stripped screw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Imagine actually posting this retarded shit and acting smug.

[Anonymous No.55762363]

>>55760163
I know this is bait, but I've been hearing this same argument from middle managers at my company. I'll never understand GenX/Boomers projecting their own inability to work effectively outside of the goy corral. Just because (You) like to pretend to wfh doesn't mean others aren't actually working.
also
>Muh time theft
Only 2-4 hours of productive labor occur during 8-12 hour work shifts. This has been proven time and time again. So if I take a walk around my neighborhood in the middle of my shift at home or if I spend it doing water cooler talk in the office, the same exact amount of work is done, deadlines are still met, etc., etc.
Ultimately, it's only the technically illiterate and middle management that are found to be worthless to the company. WFH exposes that the same people fighting to go back to the office only pretend to work and it becomes more apparent since companies can just log into whatever tracking software on your work laptop to see exactly what you do all day.

[Anonymous No.55762432]

>>55760339
Yes I have. I drill it out then use a fresh tap. Several robots can already do this exact thing. How exactly do you think the hole was drilled and tapped in the first place? Literally every manufacturer already automates this in fabrication.

[Anonymous No.55763821]

>>55760270
>Anyone accepting the current status quo is heading for this exact end goal while screaming "COMMUNISM" at anyone criticising this fact.
kek, pretty much this.

>holy fuck bros can you imagine how shit communism is
>I mean it would start out ok
>maybe society would prosper a bit and there would be good times
>but then a small group would of course take control
>that group would end up with unchallenged power and all the resources while everyone else practically starves
Thank god we aren't experiencing anything like that amirite fellow capitalism-chads??

>inb4 commie scum
I'm not a commie either. The truth is that it's not the system to blame. No matter which system it is... there will always be a (((small group))) that eventually takes control and ruins everything. It's human nature. Psychopaths rise to the top.

[Anonymous No.55763872]

>>55763821
The real secret is to have a little bit of communism in your capitalism or vice-versa. Go too hardline in either direction and it becomes too easy to subvert. I will admit the current meta of "just make a fiat currency so you can print it exponentially and devalue things so you can buy more of them with the currency you printed that only has value because you can kill people which means as long as you can kill you can make more money and get more things" is particularly hard to balance for, but its cyclical nature and regular destruction and rebirth of economies does at least give a foothold for any retard with a hundred dollars at the right place at the right time to make it.

[Anonymous No.55763923]

>>55761518
Yeah THAT'S the place i go for when i have problems with my gearbox, a broken differential.

[Anonymous No.55764165]

COMMUTING TO WORK CAUSED CLIMATE HOLOCAUST

[Anonymous No.55764176]

>>55759379
>hire indian CEO
>he immediately axes all the in-house benefits, threatens you, and his idea of a new "incentive" is making you PAY to do what he wants
How long can these tech companies survive under pajeet CEOs? They can't run businesses.

[Anonymous No.55764583]

>>55760051
Corpos are so hilariously mismanaged from the inside there's no chance this will happen.
They can't even pay their bills without debtmaxxing, they bleed costs everywhere, the import labor from third worlders that proceed to do jackshit.
I won't say the government runs things better, only that small, medium and large corpos alike are just as ineffective. They don't have a solution to zoomer laziness, and with the layoffs, restrictive hiring, as well as refusal to raise wages to prevent people from jumping ship, they're bleeding talent.
>t. scab for small, medium, and large corpos

[Anonymous No.55765170]

>>55759507
I used to operate a forklift at an old hardware store in highschool. It wasnt hard.

I work from home now with a STEM degree and literally googled how to re-time a BMW engine, replace the starter and oil filter housing gasket, among other things the car needed, as a summer project. It wasn't hard.

I can do everything you can do and more.