/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55752850]

I am slowly cooking my last canned food with my second to last candle

[Anonymous No.55752870]

>>55752850
>can afford luxury canned goods

[Anonymous No.55752875]

>>55752850
You people are gunenely retarded, Just buy pasta sauce, ground beef and pasta for like 13$ you get food for like two days

KYS

[Anonymous No.55752882]

>>55752850
He literally drank the koolaid

[Anonymous No.55752891]

>>55752875
>p p p p p please make my long round pancakes f f f f f for me h h h h how could I m m m m make a n n n n n nooodle

[Anonymous No.55752893]

>>55752850
you should probably take the lid off so it doesn't explode

also I'm sure you can come up with a better setup where the candle is closer to the can and there's no risk of your glass table shattering from uneven heating

[Anonymous No.55752900]

POST YOUR HAND NIGGER

[Anonymous No.55752915]

>>55752870
It kinda is but also isn’t. After this I only have peanut butter
>>55752875
Why are you so hateful? if you’d ask then I’d tell you I have no electric and barely any money. Hence why original post says “slowly cooking my last canned food with my second to last candle” so how about you go rope yourself pal. (In Minecraft)

[Anonymous No.55752935]

>>55752900
Why am I posting my hand and why are you calling me a racial slur?
Also guys my candle burnt out. now I have to use my last candle.
gg no re

[Anonymous No.55752953]

>>55752935
Eww its alien fingers anon.
Post your whole hand now

[Anonymous No.55752957]

>>55752850
I got a better idea anon
>stop eating for a week (water fast)
>put saved money into X
>???
>profit

[Anonymous No.55752970]

>>55752875
if we're talking poverty food, rice and lentils is the absolute cheapest way to go

half a pound of lentils: ~$0.50, 650 calories, 54 grams of protein

a pound of rice: ~$0.50, 1,650 calories

for $1 per day you can eat 2,300 calories including 54 grams of protein; throw in a multivitamin and treat yourself to orange juice once per month and you can literally live off of that forever, all for less than $50 per month

[Anonymous No.55752980]

>>55752953
I haven’t posted my hand before but sure save it to the database.
>>55752957
What if my income is 0? 0x0=0? ngl I’m retarded and I’ve somehow put myself in an extreme situation.

[Anonymous No.55752984]

>>55752915
I get 12 lbs of flour for $10. you do the math on how much you're spending per lbs of food.

[Anonymous No.55752987]

sell the tv and buy food.

[Anonymous No.55752989]

>>55752970
oh and I forgot that a pound of rice has 32 grams of protein, so you're actually getting 86 grams of protein per day in total, which is good enough that you could lift weights and build some muscle

and all for $1 per day

[Anonymous No.55752992]

>shoes inside
disgusting. also candles pollute your indoor air.

[Anonymous No.55753001]

>>55752992
>he doesn't make his own bee wax with hemp wick candles

[Anonymous No.55753015]

>>55752980
my brother in christ please tell us how you can afford airpods yet you don't have a microwave

and tell us why you're wasting money on canned food and kool aid when you could be eating rice and lentils

[Anonymous No.55753027]

>>55752992
>he doesn't make his own air with nitrogen, oxygen, and argon

[Anonymous No.55753059]

>>55752980
>Bought airpods
>Didnt slurp the X dip to make generational wealth

[Anonymous No.55753061]

>>55752970
Based
Live off lentils and rice, and make it off crypto
You may need to spend some money on caffeein or other stimulants to make it tho

>>55752980
Sorry to hear that anon, idk what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.55753067]

>>55753015
That’s an empty box I’m using to elevate the candle. I do have 1 pair but they’re fake. I got scammed months ago and the quality is actually decent so I still use it. also I have no electric right now. whatever food is here was left here by my sister. She pretty much abandoned this place. At least most of the rent was paid for by section 8. I have about a month to figure something out.

[Anonymous No.55753101]

>>557530590
Whatever I buy jnto it just dumps And despite being here since 2016 I’ve missed everything.
The doomers and demoralizing threads have won. I’m retarded and will work a 9-5 for the rest of my life, probably.

[Anonymous No.55753142]

>>55752989
>>55752970
Thanks for the food information. I don’t know much about eating healthy.
I’ve been starting to browse /fit/ recently. Want to take my physical health more serious. Maybe I’ll get healthier mentally/emotionally if I actually train myself.

[Anonymous No.55753173]

>>55752850
>he doesn't just steal gas from cars
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55753202]

>>55752850
>kool aid
>tv
>canned ravioli
You aren't poor, you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.55753224]

>>55752850
doesn’t ebt refill next week?

[Anonymous No.55753239]

>>55753202
Dude it’s a 20 something inch TV from 2016. At best I MIGHT be able to get $20 if I’m lucky. you’re fucking retarded.
No car, no electric, no way to pawn shop and even if I did pawn or sell it to someone on Facebook they would try to Jew me out and haggle me down from fucking $20. Also I’m convinced most of you don’t read shit. The kool aid was left here by my sister as I said in a previous post.

[Anonymous No.55753253]

>>55753239
I have nothing to my name sure be nice if some anon gave me 12k.

[Anonymous No.55753267]

>>55753239
Are your legs broke? Walk to the pawn shop and sell your tv. Stop shitting up the catalog with your subtle beg threads.

[Anonymous No.55753275]

>>55753224
I am not on EBT or any gov programs. I am retarded and I don’t know about any of them. never signed up or learned about them. Although now I am learning about section 8 and food stamps. But at 24 it feels like it’s over. I haven’t grown up at all

[Anonymous No.55753297]

get a job you retard

[Anonymous No.55753306]

>>55752970
not advisable to go full vegan. try to eat some meat at least every other day. doesn't need to be much. maybe three pounds per week. $4/lb meat x 3 x 4 weeks = $48. So $100 per month. Still not bad. You can also hit up food banks in your area that don't ask for income. and get a lot of this and other stuff for free. I'm going to start doing that even though I make 4k after taxes per month. an extra $300 per month is useful to me. My current food budget is $10 per day, but I want to get that down.

[Anonymous No.55753316]

>>55753267
Subtle beg threads lmao KYS glowie. Not once have I asked or insinuated asking for money. The nearest pawn shop is over 10miles away. Actually go neck yourself for the betterment of the world. Nobody is forcing you to shit up my thread. Give genuine advice or get the fuck out of the thread? What’s so hard to understand about being a decent human being? Not being an asshole for no reason other than to take out your anger on others? There’s literally dozens of shitcoin threads but you choose to click on this one. fucking weirdo

[Anonymous No.55753317]

>>55753275
Sucks anyway some anon here should give me 7k
Go sell your TV, if you're gonna beg for money be direct not subtle, everyone knows what's going on.

[Anonymous No.55753337]

>>55753297
I’m trying you retard but it’s hard when you have no good work history and you’re about to be homeless in less than a month. I had an interview at Lowe’s but they canceled it for no reason.

[Anonymous No.55753341]

>>55753337
Na
Anyway some anon here should give me 44k to show OP that being a deceptive little bitch gets him no where in life.

[Anonymous No.55753345]

>>55753317
Nobody is begging for money?? I want advice?? What the fuck is wrong with you creatures? Not everyone is jeet begging for money. I have more pride than all of you faggots. I will not ask for money from this god forsaken board. Never.

[Anonymous No.55753355]

>>55753345
I'm begging for money inside your shitty subtle begging thread faggot.

[Anonymous No.55753356]

>>55753337
do retard caretaking anon. trust me. they take anyone with a car and no criminal history. Its a perfect near neet job. Look up "residential habilitation" on indeed. Been doing for over a year. I'm semi homeless but don't feel like it, because I take care of retards 6-7 nights per week and sometimes a few day shifts. I just hangout with retards, cook food together and browse the ninernet.

[Anonymous No.55753361]

>>55753341
Yeah you’re a glowie faggot lmao. Or you’re just a mongoloid reject. Probably both. Dozens of threads up and you choose to shit up this “shit begging thread” lmao. Actually kys weirdo. I’d never beg for money unlike you. Go get your favorite kneepads and get to work faggot.

[Anonymous No.55753391]

>>55753355
Nobody is begging but you? You’re falsely accusing me of being a beggar faggot when I’ve never done nor said anything that’s insinuated that. You’re hardcore projecting because you’re nothing but a begging piece of shit who wants to disrupt and frustrate others by offering no helpful commentary other than to intentionally annoy. You’re beyond weird and you need to get help.
>>55753356
Lmao I can’t tell if this is real or not

[Anonymous No.55753392]

>>55753361
Na you would make 5000 threads like this until some fool gives you money without you asking.
I'm being direct, let's not waste peoples time like you're doing
>everyone who isn't me glows
Then color me in highlighter and someone gimme 5k.

[Anonymous No.55753427]

>>55753391
why wouldn't it be real? You need an easy job fast that anyone can get right? if you have a car and nothing crazy on your background check you're good to go. Its a decent job. I'll be doing it at least another year while I try to get some real skills and invest my savings.

[Anonymous No.55753438]

>>55753392
Yeah you’re completely insane. I have never begged on this site and I never will, unlike you beggar faggot. I will now ignore your meaningless existence and only respond to genuine comments from real human beings, not creatures like you. Go beg and shit up someone else’s thread fucking weirdo. Can’t even make a single thread on biz without someone accusing you of begging or being a jeet. Actually insane you all are a bunch of schizos, hardcore.

[Anonymous No.55753460]

>>55753438
I've never even kissed a girl.
https://youtu.be/m-AK4FmMG_A

[Anonymous No.55753519]

>>55753427
I don’t have a car. I don’t even have my license lmao. But I appreciate the advice. I’m just gonna re try with Lowe’s. And if that doesn’t work then re-apply to the places in walkable distance again.
Also my spaghetti and meatballs is finally cooked

[Anonymous No.55753541]

>>55753519
That really really really sucks that an anon here hasn't given me 240k ITT.

[Anonymous No.55753573]

>>55752935
OK CHANG

[Anonymous No.55753574]

>>55753519
well when you can afford a crappy car, its a decent job to get and work around going to school or getting training in something. good luck anon. hit up a food bank for food. they usually have some pretty good shit.

[Anonymous No.55753615]

>>55752850
"Penultimate" means "next to last" and sounds a lot better; you should've said "penultimate candle" and inspired some homeless kid to start a verge-of-septembry shoe-gazing emo band with that name, but I guess thatcha left it to me so that I c/sh/would write this idle shit post to help (You).

[Anonymous No.55753657]

>>55752850
What's that stripey cloth thing over on the floor on the left? it looks kinda sexy. Can we see inside it?

[Anonymous No.55753746]

>>55753615
Thanks anon.
>>55753657
Are you talking about my shirt? This is my shirt.

[Anonymous No.55753757]

>>55753746
Yeah it's a fucking tranny and he called me a glowie hahahaha fucking kys

[Anonymous No.55753801]

I just finished my spaghetti and meatballs and now it’s time to consume the last of this Lean and smoke my last bit of weed. I am going full sober after today believe it or not. Also before you all assume I did not buy this nor pay anything for the weed and I haven’t for years. I just had some friends who would give some away every now and then and I barely smoke anyways so I could make a gram last for awhile.

[Anonymous No.55753820]

>>55752882
What did you mean by this

[Anonymous No.55753846]

Guys I got good news my sister just told me that the power should be on sometime this weekend. I’ll at least have a fully functional house to myself for one month. What can I possibly do with this grace period I’ve been blessed with to better my future and ensure I don’t go homeless? I need advice

[Anonymous No.55754026]

>>55753820
don't you know the expression?

[Anonymous No.55754086]

>>55752989
Not exactly true, not all protein is created equal. The amino acid, which makes up proteins, profile is wildly different between protein sources. For every gram of protein to be usable, it should ideally have a balanced profile, unless you need one or a few particular amino acids for a particular reasons. This is why meat proteins are generally superior to plant proteins.

[Anonymous No.55754125]

>>55754026
yeah I just wanted to say “what did he mean by this” it sounded funny.

[Anonymous No.55754151]

>>55753142
eating well and exercising will absolutely make you feel better

if you the free time cooking is pretty nice too

[Anonymous No.55754166]

>>55752850
shitty begging thread

[Anonymous No.55754175]

>>55752935
Hahahahhaa this is the glorious white man I constantly hear about? HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

[Anonymous No.55754283]

>>55753846
with 0 money is practically impossible anon. You need to organize your ideas:
1-Get money, ANY money
Idk, go collect cans, go mow the yard of old ladies, look for the older neighborhoods in your town, the old ppl leave there, old ppl have a lot of health problems so just by being young you can help them do stuff and they have money to pay.
2- With this money try to get more money.
Idk man, try to discover by talking to your old employers, the old dudes, what is missing, usually old ppl don't know how the fuck to use the internet so you can try to droppship stuff to them, but don't be retard and say you got from the internet, tell them you have a cousin that works on a market on a big city, idk or something.
Yeah, that might be a good start, Idk if you can pull it off though.

[Anonymous No.55754315]

>>55754166
Glowie number #3 Kys scum. Nobody begging I’m asking for advice. If you wasn’t an illiterate mongoloid you could read and understand simple English.


Using Reddit spacing here but genuinely go fuck yourself if you think this is a “begging” thread. NOT ONCE DID I INSINUATE NOR ASK FOR MONEY AND I WILL NOT. I REPEAT, I AM ASKING FOR LIFE ADVICE. I want to LEARN how to make money and maybe one of you annons have decent life advice or suggestions. Only glowniggers and absolute faggots are going to keep saying “subtle beg thread”. Nobody is begging but one glowie faggot on here. You pieces of shit act like nobody is allowed to make a thread about general life and assume everyone is a jeet begging for money. get the fuck out of MY thread trying to derail it. Absolute scum weirdos on this board man. Can’t ask for advice can’t make any kind of thread without absolute niggers shitting it up. you pieces of shit act like I’m shitting up the board when there’s nothing but shitcoin threads up and maybe only a dozen genuine threads. Fuck off right into hell where you belong glowiefaggots. I’ll never be a beggar, I have PRIDE and Integrity. Something most of you won’t understand but that’s OK.

[Anonymous No.55754316]

>>55753746
Aw, thought it might be a gf's boobtube or something. Sadly it was not to be and it was just your stripey shirt. I'm sure it's very comfortable over there on the floor.

[Anonymous No.55754357]

>>55753101
Just go steal whatever man, everybody will do it once things get worse.

[Anonymous No.55754371]

>>55754316
Lmao my “stripey” shirt. yeah anon well I don’t have electric right now so it’s hot as fuck. Ive got my shirt off and I’m chillin in shorts.
>>55754175
Hey man. I’m only 24, I don’t have life and everything figured out yet but that’s OK. I will learn and get my life situated.
>>55754151
I bought a pull up bar about a month ago for $16. I’ve been occasionally using it but not as much as I want to. It’s hard to find the motivation but I’m slowly improving or at least it feels like. I’m gonna ask my sister to get some rice when she can what else should I ask for food wise?
>>55754283
Thanks for the suggestion. I called Lowe’s back today and they’re going to re schedule the interview I hope. Waiting for someone to reach back out to me but apparently they canceled the interview cause I might of marked “not available “ on my application for the weekends. But I’m almost certain I marked 100% availability. Idk

[Anonymous No.55754386]

>>55754357
Stealing isn’t right man. If I’m completely homeless and have nothing, even then I don’t know if I could do it. The thought of using dirty money like that to buy my food, pay my bills makes me sick. I like to think I’m an “honest” person and try to live morally the correct way.

[Anonymous No.55754424]

>>55754315
for example there is this guy that comes to my home every 2 or so months and asks if I want him to clean the front of my house by removing weeds and since I am lazy AF, I let him do it and pay him 20, if he just did that in all the neighborhoods I think he would get a pretty penny, but I just know he will buy drugs, but, hey, he is not begging.
>>55754371
You can't drop all your hopes on something that is not concrete, you need money for yesterday anon, just try to offer to clean the yard, wash windows to old folks, if they are too old, it is hard to even change lightbulbs. Try it, you won't regret, you might even find a opportunity.

[Anonymous No.55754439]

>>55752850
Yeah I hold link too

[Anonymous No.55754446]

>>55754386
>24 attempts to beg for money
What a faggot thrilled schizophrenic thread.

[Anonymous No.55754451]

>>55754424
I am not old, just lazy INB4, I am 43.

[Anonymous No.55754566]

>>55754446
Kill yourself. You’re projecting hard Rajesh. You can’t stop remembering the thousands of dicks you’ve sucked and the thousands of times you’ve begged here. You are why this board is a plague now. Neck yourself for the betterment of humanity nobody is begging and I’ll repeat it a million times I’ll never be a beggar faggot nigger like you.

[Anonymous No.55754572]

>>55754566
Nobody is gonna give you a dime I hope you waste another year wasting peoples time and then blow your brains out.

[Anonymous No.55754625]

I post a thread on biz about me literally cooking canned food from a candle and SOMEHOW someway I’m being accused of being a beggar when I’m asking for LIFE ADVICE and haven’t said nor mentioned anything about money. You’re a glowiefaggot nigger if you think that everyone here is a jeet or beggar trying to get your money. Some people here (like me) are ordinary everyday NPCs who are just trying to get by in life. Real schizophrenic behavior guys. Stop being weird and projecting.

Reddit space

IF YOU HAVE NO GENUINE ADVICE FUCK OFF. Nobody is begging but one glowiefag.

I’m going to continue to read the thread for any helpful advice but to any glowiefags or nigger comments I will not respond to. Tired of being called a beggar when I haven’t insinuated nor done anything to advocate for that. You PoS act like nobody can post a thread for advice, everything has to be about shitcoins, jeets, niggers, like holy fuck neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.55754648]

>>55754625
Sell your airpods your candles your tranny clothing your iphone your apple macbook your tv buy a hipoint and blow your stupid fucking brains out every time someone responds ITT I'll repeat this until it hits a bump limit faggot not a single person here owes you a single fucking penny.

[Anonymous No.55754664]

>>55754572
Lmao you responded fast because that hurt your poor pathetic feelings. Beyond cringe glowie faggot kill yourself you inbred rape baby. This is why nobody loves you. You go to a random thread (mine) and provide no helpful advice and accuse (PROJECT) me of begging when NOBODY IS. You’re a schizophrenic creature and you know it lmao. I will never blow my brains out you fucking demoralizing shill. Never. I will have a white wife a white kid and you will do nothing to stop me. And you will seethe Rajesh. Have fun rotting in your moms village basement neckbeard faggot. L
Kek

[Anonymous No.55754682]

>>55754648
I NEVER SAID ANYBODY OWES ME ANYTHING?? you are filled with mental illnesses and you are fucking deranged holy fuck. I do not want your money you fucking weirdo. Get help. I said I wouldn’t respond to anymore nigger comments but this one takes the cake. You wake up everyday and tell people to off themselves because you’re either paid for it or you’re miserable as fuck. Use whatever mental hoops and gymnastics you want but you can’t run away from reality that you’re fucked in the head.
Get help nigger you need it more than me.

[Anonymous No.55754708]

>>55754648
None of you demoralizing glowie faggots will ever affect me. Nothing you say will matter. You offer no valid responses or constructive criticism at all. You just tell me to kms. What fucking deranged mindset and world do you live in bud? You get off and jack off to telling people to Jill themselves? You’re beyond help honestly. I don’t even care if I get anymore advice I’m down to sit here and argue with you glownigger faggot. I’m curious to see what mental gymnastics you use to “justify” being a cunt to people for no reason.

[Anonymous No.55754741]

You have no money to eat but you own apple earpods? you have some funny priorities

[Anonymous No.55754749]

>>55754708
Man i don't want you to kys i'm just up for shooting the shit here. have you looked for work?

[Anonymous No.55754773]

>>55754682
Racism is against the rules.

[Anonymous No.55754781]

>>55754424
I don’t have any lawn equipment and the area I’m in I hear/see them all on riding mowers. Don’t think there’s any room for money making in that field but I will look out for any opportunities. And you’re right about putting all my hopes on one thing but I don’t have anything else around in my area. I’m already starting to apply for the BP, Canes, lil Caesar’s, and some dish washing job. I hope one of these work out for me.

[Anonymous No.55754799]

>>55752935
I’m sorry you may have to eat cold sapget

[Anonymous No.55754812]

>>55754781
30 attempts at begging

[Anonymous No.55754816]

>>55752980
I would guess your name is Nathan based on those hands.

[Anonymous No.55754825]

>>55754741
Read prior messages please. I got scammed and they’re fake AirPods. Don’t know how I’ll sell fake AirPods. I’ve already tried before putting it on Facebook marketplace but they took it down as it’s “counterfeit”. And yes I’m looking for every job in my area. Right now I’m on maps starting to re apply. And don’t worry I won’t ever kill myself no matter how bad it gets.
>>55754773
Kill yourself glowie faggot nigger.
You have nothing else to say cause I’ve hit home and pretty much everything I said was accurate. KYS KYS KYS KYS

[Anonymous No.55754839]

>>55754812
6 attempts of being a Jew nigger glowie. Lmao Rajesh you’re so pathetic. Wish you’d kys already.

[Anonymous No.55754860]

>>55754799
My name is Nick. And my spaghetti wasn’t cold it was warm thanks to my candle. I’ll have power on tomorrow so I’m fine for the rest of the month. Food is no issue as well I just need to find out how to start eating healthy and talk to my sister about some specifics. But during this month I have to find some kind of solution to my home situation. Like I said before I’m learning about section 8 and food stamps, any kind of housing assistance basically.

[Anonymous No.55754870]

>>55754860
>tap tap
Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.55754879]

>>55754812
>>55754773
Were you at rajesh?? remember you’re paid to sit here and tell people to kill themselves and to be an absolute NIGGER FAGGOT. Do your job!! You haven’t told me to kms or made any incoherent statement In approximately 7 minutes. Worried about ya! I thought we was gonna argue and go back and forth?

[Anonymous No.55754890]

>>55754879
God this makes my dick fucking rock hard keep going beggar.

[Anonymous No.55754892]

>>55754870
There you are bud. Was worried you might of self harmed yourself after I hit home with my accurate words. The village life is hitting hard isn’t it bud? Sucks. If only you sucked your jew masters dick good enough he would give you a raise. Also just like you say nobody cares,
Nobody cares about you either bud :)

[Anonymous No.55754897]

>>55754860
Oh good good. Well may God bless you Nick.

[Anonymous No.55754900]

>>55754892
>I've never experienced even having a schizo melty on 4channel
Schizo melty schizo melty kek

[Anonymous No.55754910]

>>55754890
Lmao I bet it does, glowie nigger demoralizing shill. You act like nobody can post a thread asking for life advice. Every thread has to be about niggers, Jews, or shitcoins. If it’s not then you go in there and proceed to shit everywhere like the retard you are. Nothing but shit comes out your mouth. It’s amazing a creature like you even lived this long.

Also I’m not a beggar faggot like you :) I have pride and integrity and I didn’t sell my soul. Unlike you. Lmaooooo.

[Anonymous No.55754928]

>>55754900
Nobody having a meltdown but you glownigger shill. I’m chill and I’m having a good day. You however will be judged based on how many times you told someone to kill themselves and how many threads you could derail and demoralize. You’re a sicko and beyond help. I don’t mind arguing with a Mongolid nigger like you.

[Anonymous No.55754949]

>>55754897
God bless you too anon. Wish the world was filled with more people like you and majority of the people in this thread who know how to act like HUMAN Beings and not nigger creatures from deep in the jungle. It’s beyond sad and cringe. I will however continue to type because I can’t let this glownigger demoralizing shill think that it “won”.

[Anonymous No.55755039]

Apparently me applying for every job in my area, looking for anyway to work, anyway to make money and ANYWAY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LEARN is somehow me “begging” when I’ve never said anything about “money” until the glowniggers came here and shit up/projected in my thread. Beyond sad and cringe. I expected better from 4chan, especially /biz/ but I guess there are those few who are hardcore schizos or straight up glowiefaggots. Either way there’s no justification for this type of behavior when I’m OBVIOUSLY seeking to better myself and my life. I will continue to look back at this thread for anymore advice but I will not be replying to anymore comments; even the nigger (bait) comments. I hope you all have a good day. Except the glowie demoralizing inbred shills. You all will get your karma one day, best believe that. Either in this life or in hell.

[Anonymous No.55755151]

>>55755039
start a kickstarter or whatever its called that is literally "help me get a can of food to cook over my last candle" and then post it on reddit

[Anonymous No.55755161]

>>55754781
>I don’t have any lawn equipment
The problem is not the equipment, is the energy to do so, use theirs.
Reality is the older you get, the less energy to do stuff you have, the thing that old people fear the most is to fall because it take months to years to heal from a fracture, anything that needs to be done by using a stair, they don't want to, they are willing to pay little money for those menial tasks, it is easy, just look for the houses with bad yards and dirty windows at high places, those are your future clients.

[Anonymous No.55755270]

>>55755161
The guy that cleans the front of my house, whenever I need to do something that I don't want to, I call him, needed to kill a rat, called him, paid 50, needed to pass a cable trough the rough back at the back of the house, called him, paid more 50 bucks and so on...
But you have 1 thing that the old guys do not, you know how to use the internet, you know how to learn hot to do stuff like painting a house, fixing some easy leaking, installing whatsapp and so on... Befriend those old ppl and they will call you for "n" number of easy physical stuff. It is easy money even if you get a simple job.

[Anonymous No.55755486]

>>55755270
And you have the right color to not look like a thug that will rob them as soon as you enter the house... Yk...

[Anonymous No.55755619]

>>55754315
i hate to break it to you but there is no secret. work hard and make sure your hard work is smart too. im a few years out of 6 figure hell but and the story is boring. get a good degree. get a cooperate job. pay off student loans. get promotions, move if needed. save a down payment, buy a house, invest consistently in 401k, IRA, and post tax index funds, pay down house mortgage, keep getting promotions and savings. dont spend on stupid shit, invest invest invest.

then one day you wake at 35 15 years later and all your stocks are compounding and worth 5x what you put in, your 250k house 4xed, and your crypto averaged 3x counting all the shitcoin losses. congrats you have a 2.5 million dollar NW and if you keep it up another 15 years you can retire comfortably with 8 figures.

i genuinely feel bad for young workers today. image start a 60 or even 80k a year job with a starter house being 600k, a basic car being 50k and everyday essentials 3 to 5x what they were 5 years ago. crazy.

[Anonymous No.55755646]

>>55755151
this. but get use a black trannies hand in the pic. #BlackTransLivesMatter

[Anonymous No.55755657]

>>55755619
>i genuinely feel bad for young workers today. image start a 60 or even 80k a year job with a starter house being 600k, a basic car being 50k and everyday essentials 3 to 5x what they were 5 years ago. crazy.
indeed. that's why i've given up on America. my american dream is to make it in a third world country. might actually be doable.

[Anonymous No.55755713]

>>55755619
No anon, your secret that you don't know is
>Be born in the right environment.
======================
>i genuinely feel bad for young workers today
If you understand how hard it is, then you should understand OP case, no good degree, completely fucked. What is the solution? Start studying while fasting, without money or house? What can be done now? This is the question, not what SHOULD have been done..

[Anonymous No.55755898]

>>55755713
>what can be done now
1. get a job. any job. several jobs.
2. get a car to live in if you cant make/find rent
3. save up while living a car showering in gyms
4. start investing in skills
???
profit

what skills depends on the person. everyone can do something that makes ok money. maybe its oil field work. maybe coding. some people sell art, i dont know but step 1 is some money and security and build from there.

it's really good advice for EVERYONE to have 6 months of expenses saved up in cash. that gives some flexibility when shit happens.

[Anonymous No.55755900]

>>55753345
Want advice? If you see mexicans working, ask them for a job. Mex bros always have one.

[Anonymous No.55755907]

>>55752970
lentils taste like ass

[Anonymous No.55755914]

>>55755898
with 0 money, this is the challenge, how to start?

[Anonymous No.55755916]

>>55752935
i heard that women now jerk off to pics of mens hands
sign of the times

[Anonymous No.55755922]

>>55755898
Also, anon is indeed looking 4 a job, but it is hard and he has 0 money to survive, how to proceed?

[Anonymous No.55755930]

>>55755900
>>55755907
True.

[Anonymous No.55755986]

>>55755898
I'm literally at step 3. Luckily found a job that let's me sleep on shift at night. So only have to sleep in my car one night a week. Honestly the hardest thing is getting enough calories when you can't cook during the middle of the day. I guess I need to buy a camp stove or something or a day job that lets me cook at work.

[Anonymous No.55755995]

>>55755922
I guess get a store nighshift stocking job he can walk to until he can afford a car.

[Anonymous No.55756017]

>>55755995
But anon is trying to find a job, didn't you read? But:
-0 luck
>+
-0 money
>Still has to eat and pay the bills
This is actually a fantastic mental exercise imo. Forgive me OP but this is a very good mental exercise from our POV.
>What do?

[Anonymous No.55756040]

>>55756017
Foodbank for food. Should be one within biking or bus distance. might ask a friend to take him there. Because they'll probably give him a big box of food that will be hard to carry.
For job, nightshift shelves stocking should be easy to get. They typically take anyone.

[Anonymous No.55756050]

>>55753067
You haven't applied for the government gibs?

[Anonymous No.55756063]

>>55756017
work shelves stocking job until you can afford a shitty car. Might take 6 months. Then use car to get a job that allows him to study. Some jobs offer tuition reimbursement. Might be something to consider. Places like UPS and Walmart do I think. I recommend retard caretaking (Residential Habilitation) Easy as fuck job no supervisor over your shoulder. Retards are funny and more likable than normalfags and most of them think you're like a cool older brother. do as many hours as you can night and day while studying something that will be high paying.

[Anonymous No.55756075]

>>55756040
Yeah, this is good and while he doesn't get a night job? He only has 1 month of electricity.
>>55756063
Yeah, the car is also the 1st thing I thought but given the circumstances it is impossible to even think on step 2. Need to fulfill step 1 that is pay the rent and bills aside from food.

[Anonymous No.55756098]

>>55753801
How about you lean into a job retard
Just walk to the lowes and say you're here for your job interview, a lead will take you to the back and will ask you questions. Don't sound like a neet, sound half as confident as you do here and you're hired. Get govment gibs fag

[Anonymous No.55756118]

>>55752850
Is this lebanon, the "I killed biz" guy, or someone else?

[Anonymous No.55756127]

>>55756098
>How about you lean into a job retard
>Just walk to the lowes and say you're here for your job interview, a lead will take you to the back and will ask you questions. Don't sound like a neet, sound half as confident as you do here and you're hired.
This is also good advice op.

[Anonymous No.55756148]

Here are some real ideas:
Sign up to Amazon Mechanical Turk (MTURK) and get paid to do tasks that machines can't do. Register as a worker.

Become a content writer using AI. Use a free Ai model like Claude 2, and register yourself on 5 to 10 content writing platforms and use Ai to get a good first draft then edit it manually to make sure it's well written. You can write a lot of articles if you use ai intelligently. Try to find someone with a lot of content they need written. Impress them and then negotiate a monthly salary.

Get paid to do online surveys. There are a lot of sites. Find the ones that are reputable. Not big money makers.

Declare you are going to see if you can use Ai to lift you out of poverty. Be sincere. Be honest about your situation. Start on Twitter. Use it to bring a spotlight to the problem of poverty and how jobs are scarce when you don't have experience. Declare you are available for jobs online. Get creative with Ai and use to make things people might want. Ie: plugin that does X,

Create a substack newsletter and charge a small amount for people to follow your journey. You need to create ways where people can easily pay you. You also need to produce something of value. If uou're sincere this can work.

Leverage what you know and care about.

[Anonymous No.55756170]

>>55756148
Yeah, now the thread is going to the right direction op, good for you

[Anonymous No.55756174]

>>55756148
Anon is retarded and you suggest him working with ai dumb fuck
>aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.55756239]

>>55752875
That's actually more expensive than Chef boyardee. 4 cans of ravioli is roughly $4, and assuming you're eating four cans a day that's $8 for two days of food. I don't know if anyone could actually stomach eating that much ravioli, but it would be pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.55756516]

go fight for Ukraine, they'll pay you.

[Anonymous No.55756661]

>>55752850
>wearing shorts

I fucking hate Americans so god damn much.

[Anonymous No.55757580]

>>55755039

apply for gibs, find out where the food banks and go there, I guarantee there are 3 places within walking distance that serve free hot meals. Survive. Good luck

[Anonymous No.55757601]

>>55756661
what do you wear when its really hot outside anon?

[Anonymous No.55757676]

>>55752970
Orange juice have no nutritional value after being pasteurized, lucky if u get any fiber as well. Also add an egg or so

[Anonymous No.55757749]

>>55753337
Nigger what the fuck is this shit. Get a haircut and make up a bullshit resume with your last long term job ending because of covid, how the fuck is this hard

[Anonymous No.55758054]

>>55752850 (you)
quality thread anon. we dont see enough real photo shitposts

[Anonymous No.55758172]

>>55753519
Dude canned food is precooked, ur just heating it

[Anonymous No.55758179]

>>55758172
Look at Mr college over here

[Anonymous No.55758330]

>>55752850
go to the food bank you retard
i guarantee there's one within 2 miles of you that will be open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55758721]

>>55755907
Look up indian style of cooking lentils called daals they taste amazing.

[Anonymous No.55758729]

>>55752935
Get a job you nasty wigger

[Anonymous No.55758848]

>>55752970
I physically can't eat the same thing twice in a row. My body rejects it and I start throwing up.

[Anonymous No.55758857]

>>55758848
>>55758848
Starve yourself for two months and you'll learn food isn't to be enjoyed.