/GME/ - Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55748135]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY22
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
investor.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
wallet.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>55741875

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.55748156]

>>55748135
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 1,770.186B, 101P = 17.527B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 1,776.774B, 105P = 16.922B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

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[Anonymous No.55748170]

hi, i lost all my money in crypto and only have some worthless game stock shares
when moon? otherwise im going to just have to sell and buy some options (lmao)

[Anonymous No.55748202]

Youtube reccommendations knows it's soon

[Anonymous No.55748255]

I DRSed 100 shares and bought more shares this week.

[Anonymous No.55748319]

>>55748202
Why are the Big Short guys shorting GameStop? That doesn't instill me with confidence

[Anonymous No.55748344]

>>55748319
>Frontpoint was founded in November 2000 by three principals, including two Tiger cubs.[3]

[Anonymous No.55748352]

The bitch can trade down to a fraction of a cent, I won't put it past hedgefucks to not give a damn and gaslight the world and treat everyone like the idiots they are while we circle the drain at sub 100k daily volume and a .0005 cent crab. They have the fucking gall, no good sense and do not respect their own selves anymore than the whole world they have thrown onto their altar to delay this. it's just this lie they have to keep telling themselves about how their existence can somehow be justified. Without being in charge of other people's ability to live, they can't justify their own living.

[Anonymous No.55748363]

>55748319
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.55748367]

>>55748344
>>55748363
I don't know actually, can you be clearer instead of intentionally cryptic?

[Anonymous No.55748386]

>>55748367
>by three principals, including two Tiger cubs.[3]
How is that cryptic? As in Tiger Management? Hwang's cohort? Always insider trading (such as all shorting) together?

[Anonymous No.55748391]

Well it looks like there is something that makes the shills and hedge funds seeth like nothing else. These people absolutely hate Elon. They can't stand him. If you even say the name "Elon", the shills immediately drop their disguise and go full shill mode. "Elon is best friends with Epstein. He goes and watch sports games with Ken Griffen. He is stupid and steals all his ideas from smart people like me. He knows nothing about cars or rockets. His dad owned slaves put in the mine to make Elon rich. Elon is aAsaaadhjhhhhghx!"

This shit is too funny. It's no so easy to fuck with these spoiled ass morons.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15h9eg5/x_is_starting_there_stock_trading_platform_bbbyq/

[Anonymous No.55748398]

>>55748135
urm bros Peruvian bull is not white

[Anonymous No.55748406]

>55748391
>pushing bbby
>pushing elon
>refusing to stay in your own thread
I have bathnigger fatigue

[Anonymous No.55748405]

>>55748386
What does this mean? I don't have esoteric knowledge of inner market workings, I was just told we were going to be billionaires off a game stock

[Anonymous No.55748430]

>>55748391
Elon replied to the tweet and flat out denied it

[Anonymous No.55748434]

>>55748405
Stop being intentionally cryptic anon.

[Anonymous No.55748487]

after hours is going berserk
wagmi tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55748499]

>>55748352
>The bitch can trade down to a fraction of a cent
It literally can't go under $20 or above $21

[Anonymous No.55748529]

>>55748499
>said the baggot at every price increment since $40

[Anonymous No.55748559]

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies

[Anonymous No.55748563]

>>55748499
I'm referring to the algo flatlining, not the whole thing going to zero. The channelussy is only getting tighter.

[Anonymous No.55748573]

>>55748529
invest now

[Anonymous No.55748582]

>>55748573
Already did

[Anonymous No.55748608]

>>55748582
>1/2 the price of GME
poor S&W baggies

[Anonymous No.55748617]

>>55748608
Keep that same energy. Do the math dumbfuck rodent

[Anonymous No.55748627]

>crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.55748638]

>>55748573
>1 in 5
Lol. Sure.

[Anonymous No.55748777]

>>55748573
12000 people is a microscopic sample size to make national statistics with. Call me back when the entire sample isn't taken from a university and its town.

[Anonymous No.55748805]

>>55748777
checked

[Anonymous No.55748838]

>>55748398
oh fuck he might be Peruvian, it's over.

[Anonymous No.55748942]

>>55748135
still here.
still holding.
still comfy.
still wagwi.

[Anonymous No.55748996]

[Anonymous No.55749015]

>>55748996
kek

[Anonymous No.55749048]

>>55748942
I’m not as comfy as before. Have been waging for almost 2 weeks. Stopped smoking weed and tobacco. This sucks

[Anonymous No.55749123]

Crazy news happening.

[Anonymous No.55749141]

>>55748838
thats some reall dd

[Anonymous No.55749151]

>>55748838
Guys I think Ryan might be Jewish.

[Anonymous No.55749175]

>>55749151
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later

[Anonymous No.55749360]

>>55748398
HE'S ALSO A FISH!?

[Anonymous No.55749368]

Should have boughted TUP instead of GME, retards. Both sell plastic boxes, except TUP's are empty. Better margins.

[Anonymous No.55749498]

>>55749368
kek I was tempted to short it yesterday since the hype seemed to have died down, I'm glad I didn't.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/tupperware-brands-announces-debt-restructuring-301893197.html
this shit dropped in AH, that's why it bounced back

it could actually reach $8/10 next week depending on how it goes today
might throw a few bucks at it

[Anonymous No.55749543]

>>55749498
I doubt they'll let it run today due to options, but if it goes to 10 I'm opening puts.

[Anonymous No.55749565]

>>55749498
15 dollars at minimum

[Anonymous No.55749598]

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

[Anonymous No.55749601]

>>55748391
>there
Kek BBBaggies

[Anonymous No.55749603]

>>55748391

[Anonymous No.55749617]

>>55749498
>>55749565
Kys

[Anonymous No.55749625]

Has anyone noticed the amount of "You suddenly become rich" and other variants of this type of post on reddit frontpage?

[Anonymous No.55749634]

>>55749625
>on reddit frontpage?
Nope.

[Anonymous No.55749752]

Thread more dead than Ryan’s dog

[Anonymous No.55749888]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.55749902]

Holy shit I had an actual epiphany. If the float is shorted over several times if every investor were to hypothetically just sell a single share at BRK:A levels($400k+), not only would sort sellers still not be able to CLOSE the squeeze would still continue since there's only 250k unique investors, and there's only supposed to be 265mil shares while there is currently 304mil ACCOUNTED as being outstanding. I think once this thing pops off there is never going to be the ability to actually close out the position.

[Anonymous No.55749908]

Kek absolute fucking coping retards

Red every day
Muh oversold
Muh downgrade
Fucking retards

[Anonymous No.55749916]

>>55749902
This is your big epiphany after 3 years? This is your conclusion? Maybe we're dumbfucks after all. Dumbest shit I've ever read

[Anonymous No.55749922]

>>55748582
Post guns.

[Anonymous No.55749928]

>>55749916
>1pbtid
>we
>implying you hold GME
How is that asthma treating you Guptar did you rape another dog while walking on the street of New Dehli?

[Anonymous No.55749942]

Kek absolute fucking seething hedgies

Post every day
Muh post your positions
Muh I'm free
Fucking ledgies

[Anonymous No.55750154]

>>55749902
>First of all, you throwing too many big numbers at me okay? Now because I don't understand it, Imma take it as WAGMI. Watch your mouth and help me fuck hedgies.

[Anonymous No.55750263]

>>55748391
They really did turn on Elon when he started questioned the election and supported Trump lol The liberal hive mind truly is retarded

>They shared a VIP box at the world cup
>OMG THEY ARE CONSPIRING!!!!
>Musk : I am short destroyer
>NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE CURRENT BAD THING!!!!!!

It's quite hilarious

[Anonymous No.55750264]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.55750288]

Why no MOASS?

[Anonymous No.55750313]

>>55749902
It finally clicked for you huh? The truth is we already won two years ago. We've got a royal flush in our hands and all wall street can do is bust our balls to get us to walk away from the table. The REAL game being played is if they can make life so expensive and inflation so insane that the majority of hodlers sell out of pure financial desperation. This is why we win, because wall street is incapable of understanding that the working man can always work more hours, get better jobs, and scrape pennies to survive. We've lived this way our entire lives, it costs us nothing to hold, and nothing changes for us if we lose. But wall street cannot admit defeat and live in the financial hell they've created for every one else, so they're gonna drag this shit-show to the very end.

Oh well, I've got my popcorn so IDGAF lmao.

[Anonymous No.55750480]

IEP, Icahn holdings is crashing and burning.
How will this affect his short position?

[Anonymous No.55750498]

>>55750480
Often times management will decide there are better uses for their capital than delivering it to shareholders. It could be indicative of a large capital intensive investment.

[Anonymous No.55750516]

>>55749902
This is who they’re losing to. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55750553]

>>55749902
Ok but when moass?

[Anonymous No.55750566]

>>55750516
Anon the epiphany is that once this starts it's not closing, like ever. It's actually impossible to close-out that position. I thought this might need to be timed, but literally the number is just going to go up until insiders, and board members decide to sell at "fuck you" numbers.
>>55750553
Actual answer? When RSI goes below 30. It was at 32.93 two days ago, so pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.55750577]

>>55750480
>IEP, Icahn holdings is crashing and burning.
>How will this affect his short position?

[Anonymous No.55750594]

>>55750566
You know what actually scratch what I said. I think even if investors, and insiders were to sell off all their stock if retail continued to held they'd still be unable to ever close out that short position. Sorry it's an actual trip to think about.

[Anonymous No.55750608]

>>55750577
kys

[Anonymous No.55750617]

>>55750577
Um Icahn is RC's bro dude. We shouldn't cheer

[Anonymous No.55750670]

I'm going to slurp a few shares simply because of the historical price point and fat dividend. This could be one of those opportunities where you can get in at an extremely good price point and your yearly dividend income is like 30% if it recovers.

[Anonymous No.55750685]

I have a feeling that it's going to be a good day today.

[Anonymous No.55750693]

>>55750480
holy shit, shorties getting rugged

[Anonymous No.55750702]

>>55750685
If you’re right I will buy you a double quarter pounder with cheese

[Anonymous No.55750728]

>>55750702
You know what they call it in France? A royale with cheese.

[Anonymous No.55750739]

>>55750566
>>55750594
Wow. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55750769]

>>55748627
Don't be upset that literally everyone else has made money in the last year or so including fucking XRP people.

[Anonymous No.55750779]

I actually forgot GameStop, but seeing the trailer for Dumb Money reminded me to buy and DRS some more GME.

[Anonymous No.55750808]

IEP getting redeemed

[Anonymous No.55750860]

I legitimately wonder if Ryan went to Icahn that day to tell him how this was gonna go.

[Anonymous No.55750877]

>>55750860
Ryan has a good sense of humor. Taking a selfie with the guy shorting you, knowing that he can't close and that you will inevitably be killing him is right up his alley.

[Anonymous No.55750897]

>>55750860
should have taken the money toombs

[Anonymous No.55750917]

Chart looking silly today. I think the algo really wants to keep the price as close to 21.00 as possible.

[Anonymous No.55750926]

>>55750877
Checked and I don’t know if RC can get anymore based than that.

[Anonymous No.55750953]

>No one cared who I was until I bought the stock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurhk1hadp8

[Anonymous No.55750981]

>>55750953
>You hold a lot of shares
For you

[Anonymous No.55751015]

>>55750981
Was getting shorted part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.55751021]

>bagholding a failed Funko Pop store for 3 years
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you dumbfuck baggies, every time I come here you get more pathetic. Every months the average iq in here is 50 points lower. Natural selection?

[Anonymous No.55751028]

>>55751015
Of course... Mr. Icahn refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

[Anonymous No.55751033]

>>55751015
Of course, the SEC refused our offer in favor of Ken's. I want to know what Gary told you.

[Anonymous No.55751057]

>>55751028
>>55751033 (checked)
What level of baneposting is this

[Anonymous No.55751060]

>>55751028
>>55751033
Well, congratulations. You got yourselves shorted, now what's the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.55751076]

[Anonymous No.55751077]

>>55751060
Pumping the VIX, with no halts

[Anonymous No.55751084]

>>55750953
>>55750981
>>55751015
>>55751028
>>55751033
This is a big meme.

[Anonymous No.55751093]

>>55750808
Hope you slurped

[Anonymous No.55751104]

>>55751084
FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.55751106]

>>55751077
Checked and based. Baneposting and Yagsbarro are pure and subhumans never could understand them
>>55751084
UUUU

[Anonymous No.55751122]

>>55750480
>buy into IEP
>shorties crash the price
>sell IEP
>company anounces the shorts are exaggerating and the price rises
>buy IEP again months after the media smear campaign dies doen
>didn't realize earnings was the next day
>stock falls again
Every. Single. Time.

Like fucking clockwork. I'm not even mad. That's what I get for deviating from GME in even the slightest way lmao. Can't wait to be finally done with this whole fake and gay market when this saga comes to its conclusion.

[Anonymous No.55751126]

>>55751084
4 (you)

[Anonymous No.55751165]

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON

[Anonymous No.55751219]

KEN GRIFFIN IS A PORCH MONKEY

[Anonymous No.55751224]

>>55751165
>1.82%

[Anonymous No.55751234]

crashing this market...

[Anonymous No.55751246]

Anybody got that algo spelunking meme?

[Anonymous No.55751249]

>>55751165
Yeah! Let’s go! Everyone knows dancing sneeds hedgies and shillies can’t dance!

[Anonymous No.55751266]

>>55751165
Waiting on that 5% gain to start Jiemi posting.

[Anonymous No.55751274]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.55751297]

>>55750577
Checked and wagmi.

[Anonymous No.55751342]

I just became an XXXX/2 holder.

[Anonymous No.55751350]

Gayman Sex is going to collapse next. I believe it into reality.

[Anonymous No.55751403]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55751415]

>>55751122
I just want a fucking house lord almighty please bless us retards and may the flat truth be seen by all

[Anonymous No.55751447]

>>55751266
Jiemi might even show up? Damn anon, this party fucking rules.

[Anonymous No.55751527]

It hasn't started, but it will soon.

[Anonymous No.55751560]

Shorts never closed. I cherish these little pops because of the psychological stress it puts on Kenny.

[Anonymous No.55751561]

Where are the shills?

[Anonymous No.55751563]

Feeling pretty comfy here boys.
>There is still time for the Summer of Gamestop

[Anonymous No.55751587]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55751593]

>>55751561
Kenneth is preparing the koolaid right now for his little guys.

[Anonymous No.55751598]

Monday I'm getting back to work after my summer holiday. This is the year I'm going to step up. If my plan works out I'll have an extra 5k to invest on gme each month.

[Anonymous No.55751599]

>>55751122
How many distraction stocks will it take before you people learn? Stop buying stocks just because people are talking about them. If you’ve heard about it, it’s already over.

[Anonymous No.55751606]

>>55751599
FOMO is one hell of a drug and MSM knows this all to well

[Anonymous No.55751608]

Getting real close lads....
>>55751561
they got sneeded, lmao

>>55751527
Its been going on in slow motion fren, we've got front row seats to the show.

[Anonymous No.55751609]

>>55751593
>Ken Jones

[Anonymous No.55751614]

TUPpies, it's time

[Anonymous No.55751615]

>>55751599
They're not posting in good faith, the distraction pushers are literally the shills.

[Anonymous No.55751638]

>>55751599
So gme is over?

[Anonymous No.55751667]

>>55751638
GME can’t be compared to any other stock. The same rules do not apply

[Anonymous No.55751707]

>>55751561
They get scared off by callipygous sloots.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55751717]

did fractal chads or flat chads win?

[Anonymous No.55751729]

>>55751717
They will soon merge into the ultimate Chad: flactalchad.

[Anonymous No.55751746]

>>55751707
that rabbit...

[Anonymous No.55751762]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg

[Anonymous No.55751764]

>>55751717
They’re two sides of the same coin.

[Anonymous No.55751860]

>>55751746
Too brown

[Anonymous No.55751863]

>>55751746
Anon,.... if you don't turn back now you are about 3 months away from buying a fur suit.

[Anonymous No.55751879]

>>55749625
I don't use reddit but my friends have randomly been bringing up "Man if I had a bunch of money I'd..." or "If I won the lottery I'd...." conversations more often over the past few months. It's like I'm radiating richfag energy or something.

[Anonymous No.55751882]

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm flat.

[Anonymous No.55752097]

Just another day sub $100

[Professional Rumbling Ghost No.55752099]

now that's how you stall a thread

[Anonymous No.55752109]

[Anonymous No.55752117]

>>55750313
>crushing every single citizen financially just to get 250k of the strongest holders ever to sell

uhhhh boomers are going to cash out their 401ks and broker accounts, crashing the economy, LONG before strong holders sell.

[Anonymous No.55752139]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwpkvBo6P2A
No more red days.

[Anonymous No.55752207]

>>55752117
You’re retarded

[Anonymous No.55752218]

>>55752207
Thanks, I know.

[Anonymous No.55752220]

regarded*

[Anonymous No.55752233]

Hi guys, I'm just visiting this thread really quickly to enquire as to whether anyone here knows if it's Joeover if it's yet to Joegun?
Thx

[Anonymous No.55752244]

>>55752233
It's about to Joegin.

[Anonymous No.55752274]

GIVE IT UP KENNETH
I WILL BE TAKING YOUR WEALTH
I WILL BE FURIOUSLY STOMPING ON YOUR BALLSACK WITH A STEEL TOED BOOT
YOU CANNOT RUN FROM YOUR FATE

[Anonymous No.55752286]

Pump engineers what's the status? What happened?

[Anonymous No.55752295]

>>55752286
Kenneth's pipeline is clogged with BBC so no pump can get through. Damn that Ken Griffin and his insatiable lust for money and semen.

[Anonymous No.55752338]

I don’t want to work anymore.

[Anonymous No.55752357]

sub 20 or 25+ first

[Anonymous No.55752372]

>>55752207
Ok nigger. Tell ur senpai that your money is going to be my money.

[Anonymous No.55752375]

>>55752286
It's the month of upcrab, I feel that we'll be green but not overly so
>>55752357
crab to 25 by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.55752394]

>>55752207
he's not wrong nigger. I have land, turkeys, and deer I can eat if it becomes mad max tier, and food becomes sparse. can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.55752406]

>>55752117
Insane isn't it? They don't call it Clown World for nothing. The Kali Yuga ain't gonna surf itself.

[Anonymous No.55752419]

>>55752394
I’ll eat my own fucking words when that day comes but for now the thesis is over exaggerated as if boomers didn’t already sell their mutual funds for cash and bonds. The ones that haven’t sold will hold till they die and pass it on

[Anonymous No.55752437]

>>55752419
Boomers selling bonds through retirement will probably juice inflation numbers. Bonds are the inflation sponge.

[Anonymous No.55752463]

>>55752419
boomers don't own bonds most of them bought into companies that they longed, and said companies eventually blew up. my grandparents bought BRK:A when it was like 50k, and it's not 400k per share, and they bought like a 100 or so. That isn't accounting all the blue chip stocks, and high yield divvie stocks they bought. Boomers aren't that stupid if they are experienced investors. You're thinking pensioners who are absolutely fucking braindead, and would have an auto-investment in some kind of bond, or treasury bond.

[Anonymous No.55752525]

>>55752233
>>55752244
Checked and checked for the Joeginning

[Anonymous No.55752569]

>>55752463
Most boomers invest through financial advisors, they rarely operate on a brokerage themselves. These guys had them in mutual funds and phased them into a full bond mix the closer they got to retirement. There is nobody left to absorb the wave of previously printed money that's going to hit the economy now that they're cashing out. I'm not expecting a total collapse in stocks for this reason alone, you will get a nosedive landing at first but at the extreme low-end of valuations inflation will start to buoy the market in nominal terms. A crack up boom that's probably less dramatic.

[Anonymous No.55752647]

>>55752207
No, your retarded

[Anonymous No.55752658]

>>55752244
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.55752665]

This is now a flat chad roll call.

[Anonymous No.55752690]

>>55752665
Ew gross

[Anonymous No.55752694]

>>55752665

[Anonymous No.55752711]

>>55752665

[Anonymous No.55752739]

>>55752711
Checked and true

[Anonymous No.55752764]

>>55752569
Nah it will happen with pensioners first they will be the first ones to get absolutely fucking annihilated. Most boomers have pretty good financial advisors. After my grandparents built their portfolio they hired one to monitor their portfolio, and to only sell shit if it's about to take a serious nose-dive. They've had the same guy since before 2008, and didn't suffer at all during the recession of 08'. Literally the only people who will be shitting blood are McWagies, and office workers, and those who work in institutions who have no familiarity with finance, and rely on their pension.

[Anonymous No.55752806]

>>55752665
I'm practically two dimensional

[Anonymous No.55752843]

Still not moon, when moon.

[Anonymous No.55752861]

nothing will keep me from moass

[Anonymous No.55752862]

>>55752665
Reporting! New Jiemi ready for posting. I've got more in the oven, hopefully another fresh Jiemi for tonights thread.

>>55751447
We didn't meet sales goals today fren but new Jiemi anyways.

>>55751707
Keep it up. Need MO'ASS for MOASS

>>55752295
Keep up the good work. Get our best men on the job to resume the OOO's

[Anonymous No.55752943]

>>55752862
>tfw no jiemi gf

[Anonymous No.55752979]

>>55752943
>tfw moass happened January of 2021
>tfw redder every single week for 19 months

[Anonymous No.55753006]

>>55752979
I actually own a crash-proof asset that is debt free and on the cusp of a cascade of buying forcing a rapid increase in price.
GME is actually the comfiest thing I own. It also allows me to hedge all of my other investments. I can buy covered call ETFs and invest the returns in 1GME share and 1oz of silver and that basically pays for all of the risk I take and the rest is comfy-womfy living.

[Anonymous No.55753044]

>>55752862
>boomers on the jury looking at Jiemi tummy ecchi
>you know, maybe these guys aren't so bad?

[Anonymous No.55753062]

>>55752979
tfw no jiemi gf is much worse

[Anonymous No.55753072]

>>55752862
>jiemi
she cute

[Anonymous No.55753163]

>>55753062

[Anonymous No.55753199]

wagmi

[Anonymous No.55753200]

>>55752862
Will there ever be a flat jiemi or are the big boobas canon?

[Anonymous No.55753207]

Anyone else have that eerie feeling that MOASS is literally tonorrow? We're in the endgame now.

[Anonymous No.55753217]

>>55753207
yep.

[Anonymous No.55753262]

>>55753200
I’ll make one special for you

[Anonymous No.55753328]

I miss seeing insane price action. It's been boring for months. Today I bought 30 more because why the hell not but I do hope that something happens soon. I have so much fucking money tied up in GME.

[Anonymous No.55753332]

Kek spyggots and Kek crypto baggots.

[Anonymous No.55753347]

>>55751077
Calm down SPY, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

[Anonymous No.55753348]

>>55753328
>I have so much fucking money tied up in GME.
Not Furlong! Kek. Remember that dude? He was our CEO

[Anonymous No.55753365]

>>55753262
Give her a big 'ol dumptruck ass instead. A mo'ass, if you will.

[Anonymous No.55753383]

>>55752862
Please teach me how to do clothing. I understand the basic principle but it’s hard when hers are so specific

[Anonymous No.55753405]

Calling all frens for the daily comfy check

[Anonymous No.55753424]

>>55753405
comforble

[Anonymous No.55753426]

>>55753405
Comfier than sitting at home on a frosty winter morning with a heaping plate of blins!

[Anonymous No.55753448]

>>55753405
comfy

[Anonymous No.55753469]

I'll laugh if the price ends up at 0.00% on the day

[Anonymous No.55753493]

>>55753469
Make sure you are shuckled in my guy, but I bet we end somewhere at like +1%

[Anonymous No.55753502]

>>55753200
The only flat thing about Jiemi is her tummy

>>55752943
After MOASS you'll have your own Jiemi waifu. EVERYONE will have their own Jiemi waifu.

>>55753383
Sure thing. I'll spam in the next thread since I'm heading out for lunch.

[Anonymous No.55753507]

>>55753405
comfy and making it.

[Anonymous No.55753533]

>>55752943
>>55753062
This was the correct Jiemi, ah well. Here it is for next time.

[Anonymous No.55753578]

>>55753405
I got my motorcycle endorsement yesterday so I'm just relaxing until I can go ride after work.

[Anonymous No.55753622]

>>55753578
are you DRSd?

[Anonymous No.55753626]

The algo really likes 21

[Anonymous No.55753634]

There goes $21 again....

[Anonymous No.55753635]

>>55753622
93% pure book.

[Anonymous No.55753646]

>>55753405
cryogenically comfy

[Anonymous No.55753650]

>>55753635
TYFYS

[Anonymous No.55753676]

>>55753405
Comfy. Jiemis in the oven. 200,000 are ready with a million more under way.

Interesting that the shills have been REAL quiet this morning. Makes you think doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.55753722]

waiter, I believe I ordered a green crab.

[Anonymous No.55753728]

>>55753626
it really doesn't like 22

[Anonymous No.55753736]

vixxies? I'm feeling kind of strange...

[Anonymous No.55753740]

The price of GME at close today will be the year we MOASS

[Anonymous No.55753749]

>>55753405
Comfy as duck, anon

[Anonymous No.55753750]

>>55753405
I be takin me lunch right now, and me spirits never been higher. Me cap'n be takin us on a long voyage, but we got us some rum and plenty a hard tack. The wind in me face never smelt fresher, an I be lovin every moment. I be "comfy", as you land lubbers say.

[Anonymous No.55753782]

>>55753676
Please make a jiemi with a fat ass. I like the ones that have been made thus far and save all of them that I see, but between flat law and MOASS how there hasn't been a jiemi with hardly any booba but a butt for the ages is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.55753789]

And just like that you're red for another day.
Red for another week.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

MUH OVERSOLD

FUCKING IDIOTs

[Anonymous No.55753844]

>>55753749
That's a comfy ass duck anon

[Anonymous No.55753854]

>>55753789
green lol

[Anonymous No.55753855]

>>55753676
I will not be satisfied until there is at least 1 J cup Jiemi

[Anonymous No.55753869]

>>55753854
Where?

[Anonymous No.55753882]

>>55753869
daily, ytd, 5y

[Anonymous No.55753892]

>>55753869
here

[Anonymous No.55753893]

Hi guys. I have t got time to talk, just thought I’d jump in to say it’s about to Joegin.

[Anonymous No.55753923]

>>55753892
>>55753882

Screenshot your average. Show us how green you are baby

Surely you're not extremely red after 3 years. You've been able to dollar cost average right? Surely you've averaged down

[Anonymous No.55753939]

>>55753923
>Surely you're not extremely red after 3 years
I have been buying at every single price from $4 to $450 pre split. My gains and losses are exactly $0

[Anonymous No.55753961]

>>55753939

Congratulations. You'll lose money to taxes.

Cohens market manipulation trial will be revealed soon

[Anonymous No.55753962]

>>55748777
t. doesnt understand statistics

[Anonymous No.55753966]

>>55753961
You only get taxed for selling.

[Anonymous No.55753977]

>55753961
You only pay taxes when you sell.

[Anonymous No.55753992]

>x4pM1Cgm
Damn this currynigger got btfo'd repeatedly

[Anonymous No.55753995]

I don't even know how to check my cost basis in CS

[Anonymous No.55753998]

>>55753977
>>55753966

;)

Aug 11th

[Anonymous No.55754016]

>

[Anonymous No.55754021]

>>55753992
terminally short, many such cases

[Anonymous No.55754048]

Between today and yesterday I bought more than 100 shares below $21

[Anonymous No.55754059]

>>55754048
Leave some of the free money for the rest of us bro. Nice job. You ARE going to make it.

[Anonymous No.55754074]

>>55752862
Now THAT is a kissable tummy.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55754106]

>>55754048
Nice.

[Anonymous No.55754113]

>>55754048

[Anonymous No.55754121]

up 5% then smashed back down
they cant keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.55754142]

>>55753962
t. doesn't understand data collection

[Anonymous No.55754163]

Is august 11th a new hedgie cope date?

[Anonymous No.55754179]

>>55754163
what is it?

[Anonymous No.55754180]

>>55754163
idk, is the market closed or something?

[Anonymous No.55754190]

>>55754016
My favorite part is how it's only market manipulation if you don't have a position, which RC does. Literal street-shitting tier cope that a case would stick.

[Anonymous No.55754224]

>>55753448
I am literally built for Jiemi

[Anonymous No.55754227]

>>55754163
seems like the whole bit about becoming meatball's treasury secretary isn't working out anymore for them

[Anonymous No.55754230]

>>55754179
No idea but that guys who’s here everyday but doesn’t hold the stock brought it up.

[Anonymous No.55754288]

EVERY FUCKING DAY MAN WHAT THE HELL

[Anonymous No.55754330]

Today has to the one of the most egregious examples of flat law. Any doubters left?

[Anonymous No.55754360]

>>55753882
Nobody ever mentions the 1y

[Anonymous No.55754373]

>>55754330
whats flat law?

[Anonymous No.55754388]

>>55754360
Nobody ever mentions the best liars alive are economicists and statisticians next to scientists - depending on where their funding is coming from. I could give a shit about TA or data when the entire market is fraudulent and all price action is manipulated because liquidity "JUST HAS TO BE IT JUST DOES OKAY" infinite.

[Anonymous No.55754389]

>>55753998
Trips: Denied
just like your chances of a meaningful life lmao

[Anonymous No.55754390]

>>55754330
When do we defeat flat law

[Anonymous No.55754417]

>>55754390
check the millennium chart here >>55753646

[Anonymous No.55754461]

That spy scamwick.

[Anonymous No.55754463]

The shares I bought today are green at close. Kek hedgies.

[Anonymous No.55754496]

>>55754288
OC

[Anonymous No.55754524]

>918 days since the top
>Down over 82% since the squizzle

Did you guys enjoy that lil cummy pump today? Up 0.29% MOASS? I remember in March you guys were all celebrating the MOASS having come after the earnings report.

Where did it all go?

[Anonymous No.55754547]

>>55754524
>Did you guys enjoy that lil cummy pump today
I'm sure we enjoyed it more than you, hedgie!
>counting the day since the sneeze
PIC RELATED

[Anonymous No.55754551]

>55754524
This a flat stock now pardner. I celebrate the flatter it gets.

[Anonymous No.55754559]

What will be the new baggie cope when Cohen leaves the company?

[Anonymous No.55754562]

>>55754551
it astounds me how late they are to the info.
soon they're going to start saying "hahaha the chart isn't even moving!!!" on 0 volume days.

completely oblivious.

[Anonymous No.55754564]

>>55754547
Bruh just go on trading view and measure the distance lol. You schizos think hedge fund niggas are literally in your midst. Just here to shit on baggies but ok

[Anonymous No.55754568]

>>55754559
They'll scream that he is le heckin evil jew and they got tricked, all while banking on the same exact kike Cohen to lead them to untold fortunes which they missed out on two years ago

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55754596]

>55754564
>bruh no cap fr im a gen z just like you kids!

[Anonymous No.55754606]

>>55754559
>Id color
you can't make this up

[Anonymous No.55754612]

>>55754596
I like how you fags take the time to get rid of one of the greater-than signs. Really throwing off the hedgie kike niggers out here seeking to torpedo your master plan lol

[Anonymous No.55754628]

>55754612
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55754642]

>55754612
pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.55754643]

Looks like shills are back. Funny how one ID stops posting just as another begins…

[Anonymous No.55754690]

I wonder if they have a designated group of shills that are allowed to be antisemitic and type nigger.

[Anonymous No.55754692]

>>55754628
>>55754642
>>55754643

Slow day huh guys

[Anonymous No.55754702]

>>55754643
Take your meds schizo
>>55752647
You’re*

[Anonymous No.55754721]

Did we hit 30% on the RSI yet?

[Anonymous No.55754740]

>55754612
Hit pigeons flutter.

[Anonymous No.55754776]

>>55754740
A very passive aggressive and effeminate 'tactic'. Pretty fitting for you niggers still trying to lick the plate clean for your king kike Cohen

[Anonymous No.55754811]

I need the newest copium now baggie bros...if not i'm selling and killing myself. You will never MOASS if i give my shares to the hedgies

[Anonymous No.55754813]

>55754776
It seems to be upsetting you.

[Anonymous No.55754824]

>>55754813
Naww just shitting on baggies for their mental illness. You're not throwing anyone off when these threads have ground to a snail's pace and the baggies slowly rope

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55754841]

>55754824
Kek
> freaks out
> “naaaw dawg I’m cooool lol”

[Anonymous No.55754854]

>>55754841
Yeah I'm really freaking out here over other people's bags. Make sure to DRS or whatever so the hedgie kikesters can't get 'em

[Anonymous No.55754889]

>55754854
What a cool hobby, anon.
Weird that you got on here to upset people but ended up getting upset yourself. Examine your life.

[Anonymous No.55754916]

No other stock has ever had this many people care this much about it while not holding it and claim they don’t care about it. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55754924]

>>55754889
I'm totally malding over my bags here, man. Cohen in control. Trust the MOASS. Two more weeks. Shitposting aside, can you explain in your own words how DRSing your shares helps towards le squeeze? If DRSing them prevents them from being used by others to short, then it sounds kinda counterintuitive to do that since the squeeze depends on a large short exposure which you would otherwise be aiding in increasing.

[Anonymous No.55754941]

>55754924
Pretending to be dumb is almost as bad as being dumb.

[Anonymous No.55754954]

>55754924
…Like, maybe you could try beekeeping.

[Anonymous No.55754956]

Sneed hedgecucks

[Anonymous No.55754957]

>>55753893
just gotta build up some Joementum

[Anonymous No.55754967]

>>55753405
I’m so COMFY I could hold for another 6 years.

[Anonymous No.55754969]

>>55754941
So you can't explain the whole DRS thing and just trust the plan?

[Anonymous No.55754977]

>>55754956
right on!

[Anonymous No.55754993]

>55754969
Just imagine all you could beekeeping. You could beekeeping my nuts in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.55754994]

>>55753923
Your turn

The call I sold during the run up and bought more shares then DRS’d. Lmfao

[Anonymous No.55755009]

>55754969
Or you could beekeeping your whore mouth shut

[Anonymous No.55755052]

>55754969
You will never be able to explain the feeling of hitting the concrete from 50 floors up. I’m not holding it against you though.

[Anonymous No.55755053]

>>55754993
>>55755009

triggered baggies :( buy harder. Today was kinda weak. It sold off into closing real quick

[Anonymous No.55755059]

My favorite thing about shills is that when they're called out for being blatantly obvious their last retort is always "take your meds schizo" as if /biz/ is some sort of isolated part of the 4chanand probably as if the whole internet isn't already aware of your presence and obvious failure.

Keep trying.

[Anonymous No.55755066]

yes sir good stock sir please buy gee-em-ee and then do the neeful dee-arr-ess sir

[Anonymous No.55755076]

>55755053
Or you could beekeeping your cool instead of getting sneeded by anons on the internet. Maybe you should try something else because you’re just not good at this.

[Anonymous No.55755079]

Like imagine being on a website that is notorious for being anti-establishment and saying anything in favor of the establishment. It doesn't work on /pol/, it doesn't work on /biz/. It doesn't work.

9/11 was an inside job
the holocaust didn't happen
GME is going to MOASS

[Anonymous No.55755095]

>>55755079
The greatest irony about it is they’ll use words like kike and nigger to blend in all while literally rooting for billionare hedge funds that they in their own posts admit cheated. I’m sure do it for free.

[Anonymous No.55755098]

>>55755079
Based

[Anonymous No.55755113]

>>55755079
Go kike Cohen, go! Jews rock!
MOASS!!!

[Anonymous No.55755118]

>>55755079
imagine being on a website that's notorious for antisemitism and trying to get people to buy your dying video game retailer who's figurehead is a jew. lmfao.
the flip side is a ruthless blue eyed white man. gee i wonder who i should pick in this (completely fabricated by reddit) fight

[Anonymous No.55755156]

>55755113
Here anon, I’ll help get you started.
https://youtu.be/9EIyS7To5Vw

[Anonymous No.55755157]

>55755118
So you fellate Ken Griffen on a Tunisian taco Tuesday forum completely for free? That’s weird. Also you fell for the larp and that’s what gave you up. You glowniggers will literally never get this place.

[Anonymous No.55755160]

>>55755118
ken griffin is jewish as are you

[Anonymous No.55755172]

55755118
>white man
He's been looking pretty pink recently.

[Anonymous No.55755185]

>>55755172
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55755186]

>>55755157
yes i support the blue eyed white man vs a jew "activist investor"
what's really funny is there is no cohen vs griffin fight happening though. the shorts closed nearly 3 years ago. this is a complete fabrication, only happening in the minds of redditors who bought the top. and you fell for it.
go back to where you came from.

[Anonymous No.55755191]

if you told me 4chan would support a billionaire hedgefund instead of wanting to make them cry for the lulz, i'd call you out on being a shill

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55755193]

>>55755166
>>55755166
>>55755166
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.55755194]

if you told me 4chan would support a billionare jew "activist investor" instead of telling reddit to go back to where they came from, i'd call you out on being a shill.

[Anonymous No.55755195]

friendly reminder that engaging with lumfag is a waste of time and energy

[Anonymous No.55755210]

>>55755191
>supports Cohen the kike in his reddit jew battle
Kek

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55755684]

>tfw my gf is literally Jiemi tier

[Anonymous No.55756434]

>>55749888
>888
checking the kekker
based baggie kekker