Subhuman Nastyslob

[Anonymous No.55743481]

We're excited to announce that we will deliver real staking, ccip and enterprise abstraction layer this year, as well as low latency oracles, deco, fss, mixicles, ocr2.0, swift poc, linkpool naas, node insurance, big banks partnerships, reputation systems, cbdc integration, quadratic security, smart derivatives with isda, cex por, new byzantine fault tolerant consensus mechanisms, direct revenue capture model instead of token dumps, dedicated oracle lanes on L1s, town crier, candid, integration with Oracle baas and 100 startups, docusign smart contracts, and a truly decentralized network with user SLAs and neet nodes instead of a 3/5 multisig. All of this by, yeah ermm, Q2 2023 at the latest. So keep holding my link marines.

[Anonymous No.55743509]

>Sergey walks on stage
>”ah, um, hello guys, thank you and welcome. I’d like to welcome our special guest, the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto.”
>Sergey turns around and fiddles with his hair and face
>turns back around with big fake buck teeth, pulling his eyes back
>”ahhsoooooo herro everybodeeeee itssa me, Satoshi Nakamoto-San! Me inventee bitcoinaruuu!”
+122%

[Anonymous No.55743538]

>dont insult the prophet messiah based sergey pbuh or i will cut off your head you fucking dirty vc bulgarians arghhhhhhh aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!!! 1k eoy trust the plan