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BUY TLT Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55723332
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HELLOOO NIGGAAARS
I HAVE BOIL/UNG/LIMIT ORDER ON KOLD

>> No.55723342

Attention, the swedecuck shill has been banned from reddit, he likely has a new alt already. Expect him to show up soon with a new name.
https://old.reddit.com/user/putsRnotDaWae https://old.reddit.com/user/bullsarethegoodguys
>Inb4 reddit
I'm protecting your money from bad actors and shills, I correctly identified his bulls alt before he came to /smg/ with the name, I will attempt to identify his new alt now.

>> No.55723354
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>He baked

>> No.55723359
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Bondniggers have to be the biggest cucks of the last 10 years or more
jfc imagine investing in bonds
JUST IMAGINE

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I'm so bored of this market....when its not a scam pump its just a crab

>> No.55723379

i like this one

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>>55723359
Is that
A butthole? A sphincter? Chocolate starfish, perhaps?

>> No.55723401
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Shoutout to Jocko for telling me to buy LMT.

>> No.55723405

>-0.1%

for fucks sakes guys
why cant i ever just buy the bottom in volatility and just ride it a couple of weeks.
noo.. it just goes up a few % from my buy and then same or next day down to 0
wtf is this shit cunt

>> No.55723409
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Buy Vanguard ETFs

>> No.55723417

>>55723409
No.

>> No.55723423
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>>55723379
>i like this one
Thank you, I put a lot of effort into it :)
>>55723401
>LMT
Looks mostly sideways over the year. Why should you buy LMT, instead of TLT????
HMM?? TELL ME

>> No.55723429
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we are healing

>> No.55723432

>>55723401
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.55723435
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Long $BUD you fools. You're really going to believe a bunch of brain damaged trump faggots that are all collectively shorting it?

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>>55723191
>Now today wasn't worse than yesterday.
w-what happened yesterday

>> No.55723452

Reminder, anyone who is euphorically bullish, or strangely pro Biden, is a paid shill. Do not get trapped holding stinky tech bags when the crash comes.

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>>55723423
I don't even know what bonds is, but I do see F-16s flying around. Simple as.

>> No.55723458

BTAI.

Skeletons In The Closet.

I Warned You.

The Company Is Retarded.

Aggressively Retarded.

Someone With Down's Syndrome Driving A Big Rig Through Times Square.

That Is BTAI.

>> No.55723459

>>55723435
i slurped. going to be the easiest money of my life.

>> No.55723464

AMD chads. how we feeling

>> No.55723471

>>55723464
Why would you buy team red?

>> No.55723478
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Bro holy shit lmao someone's TSLA blew up in their garage again

Link and pic related:
>https://twitter.com/omarqadir01/status/1686215036421697536

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>>55723452
bears actively lose money shorting or sit on the sidelines like fucking retards. being a permabull is too damn comfy and i am up over 110% the past six months because of it. i am ridin with biden

>> No.55723480
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55723480

For me it's little Lupe, the best goblina historically

>> No.55723483

>>55723435
I don't trust it. A significant portion of that customer base is never coming back. Not just because of the tranny shit, but also because people have realized that light beer all more or less tastes the same (i.e., like shit). It's an easy switch to make and there's very little reason to go back to Chud Light.

>> No.55723485

Reminder, anyone who is euphorically bearish, or strangely anti Biden, is a paid shill. Do not get trapped holding stinky tech puts when the rally comes.

>> No.55723493

>>55723459
it MIGHT go up 10 bucks in a year or two

>> No.55723498
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>>55723464
AMD already +3%
seems like that is the earnings move
either it crabs or falls, don't see much more upside

>> No.55723503

>>55723478
>omar
>some rich faggot decided to buy muh tesla

well deserved

>> No.55723507
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>>55723478
>Omar Qadir
>Windsor
>Loins
lmao

>> No.55723509

What’s a good price for UNG?

>> No.55723516

>>55723483
>but also because people have realized that light beer all more or less tastes the same
Very true.
I switched from Busch to Miller, when the whole fag thing went down. I honestly prefer Miller, now. It's also a similar price, so no skin off my back.

>> No.55723517

>>55723503
>>55723507
Fuck brown people haahaha am i right? Or am ii wrong?

>> No.55723524
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I told you all pullbacks will be shallow while the secular bull market trend is in. Bobo, you don't look so good. I'll give you a secret though Bobo. Why? Because I need you to have enough liquidity to squeeze us PAST ATH. But first, SPY REACHES ATH, that's when a bigger pullback will happen. Shallow though, like I said. think Cup & Handle on the weekly. Short the ATH Bobo. Gain the liquidity needed for Mumu's to squeeze us to new highs!

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>>55723480
We found her it's the lemon stealing whore who stole all our lemons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ijihli14Wk

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>>55723435
>>55723459
rip tranny anons.

>> No.55723536

>>55723435
The saddest part of the budweiser boycott is it took a troon to make amerifats stop drinking that slop

>> No.55723537

>>55723516
Bud Light is cheaper now so I drink it. I'm a value investor. Don't get emotional about identity politics. If I turns out that Black Rifle Coffee was trafficking and raping children systematically and their coffee suddenly became cheap, I would buy it hand over fist.

For now, I'm stockpiling Bud Light.

>> No.55723539

>>55723509
Anything 7 or under is breddy gud and should go green enough to make a little profit. I swing it semi-regularly and 7 is my personal trigger. Got some cheaper today tho.

>> No.55723540

>>55723498
3%? that's chump change. we could be at 150 tomorrow

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>>55723517
You are correct.

>> No.55723547
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>>55723509
>UNG
To get in, or out?
I would be buying right now, desu
>>55723517
>Fuck brown people haahaha am i right?
I think the point is to NOT fuck them, hahahaha. Right?

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>>55723517
Correct.

>> No.55723564

>>55723401
LMT is a good boomer pick since it has high investment grade bonds. Not as good as JNJ, AAPL, etc.

>> No.55723565
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>>55723478
Based, took out a couple of Teslas and a Leaf's garage too.
>>55723516
I'm a Miller guy too. Coors Light isn't bad either but they're really all about the same, except for Michelob Ultra which is just about as close to beer-flavored water as you can get.
>>55723537
I'm pretty cynical but I still refuse to support clown world shit, even if the beer is dirt cheap.

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55723568

They're giving finfluencers airtime again. Is this bullish or bearish?
The 1 month chart on SPX is starting to look like the blow off top before the 2020 recession.

>> No.55723569

>>55723503
mad and poor

>> No.55723581

>>55723569
sneed indeed have a feed

>> No.55723582
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baked some bread, had a nice bike ride, peaches were on sale at the store, made $11 on SPY options. good day overall bros

>> No.55723585

>>55723536
American chuds who boycotted Bud Light are absolutely retarded because they still all buy anheuser busch products. These people have brain worms and generally call people groomers while molesting their own kids

>> No.55723593

>>55723536
They just switched to different slop.

>> No.55723597
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>>55723517
>Fuck brown people
Correct

>> No.55723598

>>55723582
you sound like a retarded vegan ngl

>> No.55723601

>>55723585
Typical burgers lmfao

>> No.55723603

>>55723540
alright, back to the cagie
>150
28% upside?
not even nvidia could do that on an earnings

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COMMODITYSISSIES on suicide watch, especially metalfags. Literally why in hell would anyone hold metals? Worse returns, unpredictable, and utterly schizo behaviour

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>>55723582
>mfw have a peach tree
bitches love my fruit.

>> No.55723610

>>55723598
>not making your own bread, riding a bike, and loving peaches
you sound like a nigger, ngl
Verification not required.

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>>55723565
thats not very nice eh bud, coulda been my hoot shack
>>55723582
unnnghhh i want to fucking devour a fuckton of peaches and pears right now, nice

>> No.55723615

>>55723435
I don't know. The world of piss beer isn't very dynamic outside of a Black Troon event. Busch ($BUD) and Coors ($TAP) own most of the facings in most of the beer coolers across the country. They make any and every SKU to try to take up as much space as possible, even if it makes no sense logistics wise. 8 packs of 12oz, 12 packs of 8oz, etc. Just look at the needless variety next time you're at the store.
In this endless jockeying, if one company loses sales, the store is just going to hand the space over to the other company, and they are going to fill it up. The store would have no reason to "give it back" if sales maintain, which is expected. Any new shelf space goes to craft beer which you are starting to see even at regular neighborhood grocery stores.
This only addresses retail and I don't know how restaurants and arenas work. But I do know retail alcohol sales are up compared to other channels, people don't go out as much anymore, and laws are getting way more permissive with the types of alcohol that can be sold in stores (premixed cocktails, sweetened malt beverages, etc.). In the face of that, people don't have to resort to piss beer at all.

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>>55723607
DAYO!

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>>55723585
>>55723601
American general faggots

>> No.55723624

>>55723597
Are the Indian, Mexican, or middle eastern? I genuinely can't tell. CRBPajeet are you here? Can you decipher this shade of brown?

>> No.55723633

I lost $2000 today due to being a fucking retard and buying a meme stock then panic selling. I think I'm just gonna buy amazon they're the only big tech stock not at an all time high rn.

>> No.55723638

>>55723620
Saved.

>> No.55723641

>>55723623
>general
*entire fucking internets

>> No.55723650

>>55723611
Sorry pal, present company excluded of course
>>55723615
Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but I don't think people "resort" to light beer, like there's no other choice or something. They drink it because it's cheap, it goes down easy and it tastes decent enough when it's ice cold and you pair it with some hot wings or whatever.

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QRD on caterpillar?

>> No.55723660

>>55723638
The best hafu on the market. Great taste.

>> No.55723664

>>55723624
Here, these are obviously Latinas....look at their hips. I've sadly never dated a Latina like this, the only latina ive ever dated was the most boring and flat latina to exist probably. She wasn't mentally ill at all and it wasn't fun.

>> No.55723668

>>55723641
True

>> No.55723677

>>55723654
A caterpillar is the colloquial term for butterfly and moth larvae

>> No.55723683

>>55723633
What is the meme stock? You can tell us, this is a safe space.

>> No.55723688

SDC is the next TUP?

>> No.55723689

>>55723654
They seem to be doing quite well. Nice earnings beat.

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>>55723654
Ha ha bucket loader goes vroom!

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I just bought 200 shares of UNG. You guys better not be lying about this being a good time to buy.

>> No.55723703

>>55723664
Oh, the one on the right seems like she would greet you every morning with some breakfast carnitas. Probably gives great blowjobs. Don't think I could handle the braps though.

>> No.55723707

>>55723478
>When you get 12AM and 12PM mixed up on your bomb.

>> No.55723720

>>55723624
Those are spicy latina mamacitas

>>55723664
>latina
>wasn't mentally ill at all
I wasn't aware this was possible

>> No.55723725
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>>55723664
idk man, those eyebrows scream Middle Eastern. Also check the hookah in the background.

>> No.55723726

>buy tlt edition
check ten year computer, why the fuck would you do that

>> No.55723729

Hmmm do I buy a qqq put if we get a last minute glownigger pump again

>> No.55723730

>>55723683
ENVX worst part is its back up now. I don't know how people lose all their money and don't kill themselves. Just $2000 and I want to burn the world to the ground.

>> No.55723745

>>55723703
The problem with Latinas is that they become really fat quickly. Would love a Latina who does all the normal latina things but also knows how to portion control so her stomach is flat.
>>55723725
holy shit, you're right. I am the CEO of Brown People and I think I got that wrong....the chick on the left actually looks arab as fuck. Look at her face shape and brows.


FWIW, a lot of Latinas have Arab blood via Lebanon, etc. Think Bukiele, and a ton of Arab-Mexicans. Al Pastor is a Mexican dish with Arab inspiration

>> No.55723760

>>55723730
Anon, I literally actively warned everyone in /smg/ what a scam ENVX was.

Link related was me posting on /smg/ earlier talking about what a scam it is and how the numbers will never scale. Link related:

>>/biz/thread/55698395#p55701119

I know you know this since you admit its a meme stock but this serves as another warning to any bhenchodes on /smg/ who wanna trade this trash

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>>55723745
CRBPajeet you should be ashamed of yourself. Can't even decipher shades of brown anymore. You've spend so much time among us milk breaths, you've become one yourself. I guess that's what sleeping with 60 year old white women will do to you

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Any other AMSC buyers? We are in for a wild ride.

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>>55723697
Should be fine any day now, might go into a dip any day now too, natgas is a wild bucking bronco, but just hold the fuck on.

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>>55723745
>CEO of Brown People
Oh shit my man how's the weather in the Bay Area today?

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>>55723485
Hunter is pretty based financially speaking

>> No.55723805

>>55723773
You have to admit that if the chicks posted here are indeed Arab >>55723597 they are the most Latina looking Arabs on the planet. They have the typical giant thighs and hips thing going on. The only tell is the chick on the left having a very Arab face shape / nose and the hookah.

>> No.55723806

Watch out! Fed Bostic is making a hawkish speech about inflation rn. Close your longs

>> No.55723819

>>55723781
I’m in for a quick swing off the buzz, only

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>>55723517
>Fuck brown people haahaha am i right?
I'm longing hispanic girls at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGUy2UmRxJ0

>> No.55723834

>>55723805
Middle eastern women are exactly the same. They age like milk, but are good women who know how to cook.

>> No.55723836

>>55723788
Autism moment from a microclimate-enjoyer such as myself: There is no such monoclimate in the "Bay Area".
One of the primary factors contributing to the microclimates is the bay itself. San Francisco Bay acts as a natural heat sink, absorbing and retaining heat during the day, which moderates temperatures in surrounding areas. This leads to cooler temperatures near the coast, such as in San Francisco, where the cool ocean breezes keep temperatures relatively low even in summer. On the other hand, inland regions like Silicon Valley experience warmer temperatures due to the bay's heat retention. The bay's complex topography plays a significant role in shaping microclimates. The coastal mountain ranges and valleys create a phenomenon known as the rain shadow effect. As moist air from the Pacific Ocean encounters the mountains, it is forced to rise, cool, and condense, leading to higher precipitation on the western slopes of the mountains (coastal regions) and drier conditions on the eastern slopes (inland regions). This means that cities like Palo Alto or Mountain View in Silicon Valley may receive significantly less rainfall than areas closer to the coast like Half Moon Bay or Pacifica.

Furthermore, the Bay Area experiences a phenomenon called the "thermal belt," which influences temperature variation at different elevations. During the day, warm air rises from the valley floor, creating a layer of relatively cooler air in the hills and mountains, allowing for a comfortable microclimate for residential areas situated at higher elevations. Conversely, during the night, cool air descends into the valleys, making it cooler in those areas compared to higher elevations.

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WTFWT?????????

>> No.55723844

>>55723806
Those fed losers would have to double rates to slow down this bullrun

>> No.55723845

>>55723797
lol imagine being a chink.
Imagine being a chink and your best option is blowing this family of criminal losers on a constant basis.

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>Listen, you know me, female broker. I'll keep adding incrementally. That doesn't mean I have confidence in the economy as a whole.

>> No.55723855

>>55723834
There is no way that Middle Eastern women age as worse as Latinas. Latinas take the cake for turning into fat ogres. Honestly, Middle Eastern women look pretty good when they're not Burka'd up in their older age.

Consider that the Mexican diet and lifestyle is 100x worse than the average Arabs.

>> No.55723858

>>55723822
shes a jungle asian

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>>55723479
Beara told me for one year that they're smarter and can bet for or against the market(unlike bulls who only go long). Now that we're going up all, I see is seething and denial.

>> No.55723865

>>55723819
The previous pumps in the value were related to only hype around the possibility and then demonstration of supercooled superconductors.. I can only imagine what's gona happen now that other labs are confirming the findings.

>> No.55723866

Should I go long on HOOD?

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>page search
>no SKYT

Averaging down was the right move.

WHERE MY SKYT-BROS @? WE’RE PUMPING INTO CLOSE!!!!

>> No.55723871

>>55723822
bullish, seems like most people who enjoy "goths" nowadays actually just enjoy latinas in stockings, skirt and mascera

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>>55723836
Coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco etc.

>> No.55723886

>>55723633
yeah ENVX shorts will short all good news because they're mad they're getting cyberbullied on twitter, not joking.

>> No.55723895

>>55723866
HOOD's capital structure is fucked, do not touch it. It has a lot of downside still and it's trading at 10x revenues or something like that still.

Consider that HOOD's revenues will decrease with the crypto scams unfolding and also memestocks losing the remaining hot air they have left. I do not like HOOD and hope you avoid it.
>>55723872
San Francisco is so cold it is insane. It is 65 in San Francisco in July while 40 minutes inland in San Jose it can be 105.

>> No.55723894
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amd soon

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>>55723855
Sorry that's just the way it goes. Why are you trying to sleep around anyway? Your parents were supposed to arrange a marriage for you.

>> No.55723919

>>55723822
do you think Billy smashed?
https://youtu.be/VmvQXHoCoDM

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>>55723895
>65F
>Cold

>> No.55723928
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Mom: We have Nvidia at home

>> No.55723940

>>55723869
>SKYT
Can't wait to short that shit again.

>> No.55723946

>>55723598
yeah maybe, but i try to stay busy with various hobbies since retiring a couple years ago

>> No.55723954

are amd results right after the bell or does it usually take some time?

>> No.55723957

>>55723946
Retired? How old are you?

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>>55723957
42

>> No.55723970

>>55723869
Post returns you cost me like 100 bucks asshole

>> No.55723973

>>55723940
>Can't wait to short that shit again.
Now is probably the time to short it.
t. shorted back in March

>> No.55723979

Final bets. Will AMD dump or pump?

>> No.55723984

>>55723916
My goal is to sleep with as many women as possible before I get with my arranged indian wife so i can pozz her with std's and she'll call me Poz Daddy (google this)

>> No.55723987

>>55723946
bread making is really cool, don't listen to him.

>> No.55723990

>>55723979
pump to ATH

>> No.55723991

>>55723973
Some pumper marked it as a superconductor stock. I'd give it a few days to run out that retard pump first.

>> No.55723994

>>55723979
Yes

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>>55723969
Well you're obviously a richfag then so let's do something. I already have Bloomberg anon on board. I say we open a KFC franchise. You can open a store for like $800k everything included. I have management experience and we have plenty of NEETs here who would end up working fast food anyway

>> No.55724009

>>55723921
It's not that 65 degrees is cold at all, it's that when you live somewhere where it gets 100 in the summer and then you drive 30-40 minutes to get to a place where it is 55-65 degrees all year round, it is pretty weird.
I am intrigued by these climate phenomena. I'd like to experience the lake effect snow on the East Coast one day

>> No.55724010

>>55723954
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/
4:15

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>>55723979
Don't care not playing it

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>>55723894
I do computing with some of those companies

>> No.55724023

>>55724000
kfc is a dying franchise stateside, has no one told you?

>> No.55724035

>>55724009
I'd open a five guys

>> No.55724046

>>55724010
thank you anon

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>>55723861
There is a ton of opportunity to short this market.
I'll even give you my super secret formula

1. Watch SPY/IWM until you find yourself saying "well this is stupid" out loud
2. Buy puts with an appropriate exposure for your capitalization. Spreads are your friend.
3. Sell them no later than 10 AM the next day. A SCALP IS FINE. Only a retard would hodl a short position in a clear uptrend.

The past 6 weeks have been the easiest money of my life. My only losing trades have been longs. You can always short tomorrow from a higher level.

>> No.55724053

>>55724023
>>55724035
I think Chick Fil A, Taco Bell, and McDonalds are all the most profitable franchises.

>> No.55724057

>>55724023
They held a funeral for their fries today

>> No.55724061

>>55723984
Fucking gross, you pajeets really are the most degenerate
>>55724023
Not here in Michigan. There are always massive lines at KFC all over the state. My original idea was Chick-fil-A but Bloomberg anon said they are super selective about who they franchise to.

>> No.55724071

>>55724053
All good, I actually know a pajeet millionare who does jack in the boxs and dennys.

>> No.55724075

>>55724009
You ever experience the monsoons in India? Fuckin Himalayas I tell you what.

>> No.55724077

>OSK
Easiest 10% ROI I’ve ever made

>> No.55724080

>>55724000
No one's gonna move to Michigan to do that lol

>> No.55724085
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>>55723797
Based. They say just one glance from Hunter "Übermensch" Biden strikes fear and respect into the heart of every ching-chong commie. He regularly fucks the wives of Chinese businessmen and saves pictures of it to his laptop.

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living in Michigan seems like hell
or suicide inducing at the very least
would not invest in

>> No.55724097

>>55724061
>There are always massive lines at KFC all over the state.
Seriously? Is this just black people or is it generally everyone? Here in my state no one gives a fuck about KFC. For Fried Chicken chains, Popeyes is a big hit here though. An actual line goes outside the store some days.
>>55724071
Yeah a lot of gujarati jeets (last name is Patel) like these franchises. Dennys is a funny one tho....does the pajeet millionaire you know say that Dennys is a very high margin franchise relatively? I imagine there's lots of overhead for Dennys since its LARPing as some diner

>> No.55724101

>>55724080
Why not, it's a cheap place to live and also a very nice state. Its not like anyone here has any reason to stay where they're at.

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>mfw bull fear is in the air

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>>55724052
How many days to expiration? And is it ATM put debit spreads?

>> No.55724113

>>55724075
Oh yeah, 100% I have been to india many times and it was always on summer vacation in June/July/Aug so that was monsoon season. The monsoon in India is incredible, the intensity and volume of rain is like nothing ive ever seen. Its like each droplet of rain is just bigger. You can get fully soaked in just 30 seconds from that kind of rain. The rain shadow effect from the Himalayas is indeed ridiculous.

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uh-oooooh, pull up SBUX, the consumer bellweather

>> No.55724129

>>55724009
>lake effect snow on the East Coast
lake effect snow happens in the great lakes region, the north east gets noreasters, https://www.weather.gov/safety/winter-noreaster

>> No.55724134

>>55724093
I don't understand what people have against the Midwest .
>>55724097
A lot of white people love it. We don't have a lot of Popeyes here in Michigan and most of the church's chicken location closed. There are times when the drive thru is so packed it spills out into the road blocking traffic. I'd love to have it again myself but I'm not waiting in lines like that.

>> No.55724144

>>55724097
Dunno if hes a patel or not, he doesnt use that name but some dont. I met him in covid so dennys was obviously way down and jack in the box was way up. I forget how many dennys hes operating but he has like 3,300 jack in the boxes across 4 states or something crazy and thats his main franchise.

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>>55724093
i've only been east of the mississippi river one time, twice if you count new orleans. don't know how to pronounce michigan. hear they lost a war to ohio though. (embarassing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-YLGUHIqhU

>> No.55724154

>>55723061
by shorting AMSC lmao

>> No.55724157

>>55724134
I'm fairly certain that KFC's quality is dogshit compared to Popeyes. Like whenever I have KFC I always feel like I'm about to bite into a piece of fried rat. It's quite grim that you don't have Popeyes in MI, because Popeyes chicken sandwich 100% lives up to the hype as being the best chicken sandwich in the entire market.
>>55724144
Jack in the Crack has to be one of the highest margin shithole fast food chains in the country. Every single Jack in the Crack I've been to just seems like they're barely spending any money to keep it running.
If he owns 3300+ Jack in the Shitholes, then he's probably quite well off. Jack in the Box has a 7% EBITDA margin on average, which is a really good number

>> No.55724159

>>55723979
I brought 1 put on the offchance it dumps. They aren't there yet for AI, you can easily see that via how much work you have to do to get Stable Diffusion running vs Nvidia alongside less mature software.

>> No.55724168

>>55724101
Well to start, there's an income tax
>its only 4.05%
Actually better than I expected, but still, take your 100k in yearly trading gains and immediately subtract 4k. No one wants to do that.

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i'm bored with it and only check it sporadically, the /smg/ algo is doing well
not that anyone was wondering but whatever

>>55724134
>the Midwest
too cold, i prefer it too hot rather than too cold
everything in between that is infested with libs and niggers

>> No.55724177

-3.76 gme and bbbyq

>> No.55724182

>that post-market instadrop on AMD
not again
Please God not again

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moneyyyyyyy

>> No.55724183

>>55723478
>my families home
>uncle's car
>his garage
He lives with his uncle? Do the mudkips all pile a whole extended family into a single family home?

>> No.55724189

>>55724124
>>55724109
>>55724154

imagine thinking we ever gonna drop more than 0.5% in a day

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>>55724182
You. Didn't. Listen.

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>>55724189
Golden bear starts in less than a minute

>> No.55724198

>>55724189
you don't even understand the post you replied to

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>>55724124
Stacybros...

>> No.55724205

>>55724182
How fucking bad were earnings if a semiconductor company doesn't pump like 25% after mildly beating lowered earnings expectations?

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>virgin galactic

>> No.55724209

>>55724183
yes, part of the reason unaffordable housing doesn't affect them

>> No.55724217

AMD BROS WHAT IS THIS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>55724194
>>55724205
Nevermind we're back

>> No.55724221

>>55724113
You're going to have to take me to India one of these days. I need to go with a certified pajeet or else I'll get scammed. We have to stay somewhere with a toilet though. I can deal with you shitting in the street but I won't do that.
>>55724157
We have Popeyes in Michigan but they are only located in the really big cities in the deepest darkest nigger nests you can imagine. So I'll never travel to one.

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>>55724217

>> No.55724224

>>55724198
maybe

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AMD BROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55724235

Any opinions on wingstop?(WING) Looks pretty cheap right nowl.

>> No.55724237

>>55724219
>>55724217
>how unexpected

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>-1.09% today
Fine, I guess, whatever

>> No.55724243

>>55724235
Their burgers are decent, their portions for wings have gotten smaller imo

>> No.55724245

>>55724217
It's not pumping hard enough wtf

>> No.55724259

>>55724173
Yeah winter can be rough but there are few things as comfy as being snowed in on a weekend. You have no choice but to stay in and play vidya all day

>> No.55724265

>>55724235
Chicken is fucking expensive so you know they’re paying out the ass for meat.

I hate spending $12 for a burger I’m not going to spend $1 a wing

>> No.55724293

>>55723633
AMD is also an option
way off its ATH

>> No.55724295

Hey, bobo here, where do I suicide?

>> No.55724303

>>55724265
Wings have become a fucking joke. Either make them yourself or don't get them again all. I've seen places charging $2 a wing. It's insane. And it's all because white women started liking them.

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we're so back

>> No.55724321

$MTCH
you are long on the decline of modern dating, right anons?

>> No.55724330

>>55724303
>it's all because white women started liking them.
The Stacey 100 index is utterly unstoppable. New apple phones and a starbuckss gift card for everyone!

>> No.55724364
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Looks like this afternoon's earnings are all in now.
Congratulations mumu, you won

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>AQB

https://youtu.be/ylrN4_IVvPI

>> No.55724397

SMG. I'm in a good mood even though your ignoring me. Superconductor ticker: MRAM. Do what you will

>> No.55724398
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>>55724364
Not SBUX, I'll be red tomorrow but probably slurp more shares

>> No.55724416

>>55724364
Lol I don't think so, AMD pumped more on NVDA earnings. Robinhood extended hours might be about to fuck over a lot of redditors

>> No.55724418

>>55724364
who would have expected anything else honestly?

>> No.55724419

>>55724398
It recovered mostly from when I posted earlier. It looks ok now.

>> No.55724421

Was that it for the AMD earnings pump? :(

>> No.55724443

>>55724421
No. It goes all month. Straight up until NVDA reports

>> No.55724446

>>55723979
it held 117 so i say pumperino

>> No.55724460

>>55724303
I wanted to make some smoked chicken wings in my smoker, so I go to the store and they wanted fucking $5.99 a pound for raw chicken wings, so I looked around a little more and the thighs were only $1.79 a pound. So I made smoked chicken thighs instead, and you know what, they were probably better than wings.

>> No.55724463

>>55724421
It's going to $150 tomorrow, at least

>> No.55724467
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>AMD earnings
>EPS $0.27 (2022) vs $0.02 (2023)
>Revenue down by a billion
>Operating margin 0% vs 8% last year
>Net income basically zero
Jesus christ what is AMD doing? I'm sorry but with such poor numbers, how are they valued more than $10? My father's business is doing better than they are

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>>55724364
be patient bobo
the yields are rising fast

>> No.55724483

>>55724157
Nah Mary Brown's is where it's at Popyeyes was never the same after booger king acquisition

>> No.55724489

>>55724467
Its AI bullshit
This market has nothing but air under it

>> No.55724491

>>55724467
Doesn't matter, they just need to wheel out some Asian in a leather jacket and say AI a fuckton of times with a vague reference to profits eventually and it will pump. You literally cannot lose

>> No.55724495

>>55724467
AMD can't into AI.

>> No.55724500

>>55724495
gpus can and they make those. even though they are shittier than nvidias

>> No.55724503
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>>55724467
People in here bought at $132

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>BODY FOUND IN NYC CREEK IS MISSING GOLDMAN ANALYST, POLICE SAY
SHORT GS

>> No.55724522

>>55724475
>>55724489

its bidenomics. no drop comping. no crash coming.
you guys think the dems were joking?

>> No.55724529

>>55724235
wholesale chicken wing prices have jumped from $95 to $115 in the last month. probably why the received from recent downgrades

>> No.55724534

>>55724419
Lol no

>> No.55724540

>>55724144
>3,300 jack in the boxes across 4 states
So he owns every Jack in the Box plus another thousand the company has not disclosed.

>> No.55724560

>>55724460
You should just keep live chickens at your house for harvesting. Your gookfu is Asian, she has no problems dismembering animals brutally. You'd save a lot of money.

>> No.55724562

i'm going to betting my free birthday stack from ihop, free grand slam from denny's, and free gourmet burger from red robin but outside of that i would never spend money at any of those places
nothin personnel jeets

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>>55724513
>BODY FOUND IN NYC CREEK IS MISSING GOLDMAN ANALYST
...What did he know?

>> No.55724579

>>55724562
*be getting
sorry just a microstroke

>> No.55724585

>>55723745
It’s called the millionth bean theory, once they eat their millionth bean they turn in to a goblina

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>They don't know about the PS5 Slim reveal
AMD hasn't even begun to peak

>> No.55724598

>>55724560
Yeah fuck that, I have a hard enough time taking care of my vegetable garden that consists of 2 raised beds, and 3 150 gallon water troughs filled with dirt.

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>>55724566
>What did he know
Too much

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I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED

>> No.55724624

>>55724035
One just shut down right near me, I wouldn't. Prices are way too fucking high.

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>>55724513
>This is the banker fuck who shills on here
Looks about right

>> No.55724632

>>55724594
>They don't know about MI300

>> No.55724635

>>55724566
He probably had information implicating high ranking democratic officials involvement in a criminal bribery scandal. I'm talking like a C*****n, an O***a or a B***n.

>> No.55724637

>>55724615
I'm sexually frustrated... if you know what I mean

>> No.55724639

>>55724624
RIP fucking love Five Guys

>> No.55724640

>>55724625
good riddance looks a right cunt

>> No.55724642

>>55724624
They charge $8 for a fucking hotdog. I love their burgers but I simply refuse to pay their prices.

>> No.55724652

>>55724598
do you grow any berries? are the wildlife they bring a nuisance to other crops?
i wish we lived in a version of real life where you could grow rare metal berries like minecraft

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>>55724637
No we don't. Please explain,... in detail, please :)

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LOCKHEED ON MARGIN NOW https://youtu.be/TDIRnYBRbXw

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>>55724566
Oh fuck they killed Bloomberg anon. He told us too much and the Jews got him. RIP

>> No.55724678

https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-30-year-yield-rises-to-the-highest-level-this-year-20230801/
>The US 30 year yield has risen to the highest level this year. The yield reached 4.115%. That took out the high yield from July 10 which reached 4.086%. The yield is trading at the highest level since November 10.

>> No.55724682

>>55724667
sounds like a serial killer to me

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>>55724678

>> No.55724694

>>55724467
2 cents of profit. That's worth at least $200 a share

>> No.55724697

>>55724667
>senior analyst
>27
is this one of those things like that bank where everyone's a VP?

>> No.55724704

>>55724667
He probably hit a pipe, meth can take days to wear off

>> No.55724708

>>55724697
analyst is an entry level position

>> No.55724714

>>55724708
what about senior

>> No.55724725

>>55724603
No joke with the whole FTX shitshow and stuff like rumours of major companies like Disney being invested in it and cooking the books, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot high level knowers like that GS analysts are on a priority hit list if it looks like they're going to squeak.

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55724735

Oil computer on

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55724736

Bros, can I get a job if I am semi-decent in Python, HTML, CSS, and Matlab (or R)? I am in europoor so coding isn't so oversaturated like in the US but I don't know how to use this crap on my resume. It feels like I chose really damn poorly since nobody apparently does anything in Python, only Java. But I am too stupid for higher tier languages like Java or C

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>>55724678

>> No.55724750

>>55724652
I have a row blue berry bushes I put in a few years back, i think it was like 13 bushes, and we only lost one plant. Never got a single blue berry off them even though they're definitely producing fruit. They are on the opposite end of the property while garden is all in a fenced in area, so I don't have to worry about the deer, but I see deer on the property all the time. Sunday when I went to the store with my gookfu there were probably 7 or 8 turkeys in the driveway. A mother with a bunch of juveniles just walking around. The fucking birds probably eat all my blue berries every year.

>> No.55724752

>>55724735
Uhhhh, Bidenbros? Weren't we supposed to fill it?

>> No.55724774

>>55724678
>>55724743
The crazy thing is, yields might not rise because of a "good economy", they might rise because of a bancrupt government

>> No.55724779
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>>55724735
Th-thank you based Biden

>> No.55724780
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WW3 WILL SOON START AND LOCKHEED WILL BE BIGGER THAN AAPL

>> No.55724783

>>55724752
The plan was always to dump all the problems onto the next administration

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>>55724736
learn excel, that's what runs companies

>> No.55724799

>>55724780
Apple will buy Lockheed.

>> No.55724800

>>55724736
>HTML
>CSS
try nodejs, should be easy to beat jeets if you can stand them

>> No.55724803
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what a shame, I hope that analyst guy is in a better place trading stocks with unicorns and smoking a corncob pipe
>>55724750
those damn turkeys!! they are for sure the culprit, they stole our cherry tomatoes this year

>> No.55724815

>>55724779
Do you think she twerks on white boys?

>> No.55724832

>>55724815
White girls possibly

>> No.55724841

>>55724783
Trump 2024 confirmed then?

>> No.55724848

>>55724783
Dems always take quick wins. It’s actually a decent strategy

>> No.55724853

>>55724000
Would some kind of falafel type place be better suited for Michigan?

>> No.55724860

>>55723370
No kidding its either pumping or just crabbing. The irony I saw someone call it a crab market the other day.

>> No.55724868

>>55724815
I see... Bidenomics wins again

>> No.55724870

wtfwt

>> No.55724883

>>55723326
Nice typography

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Is this bullish or bearish

>> No.55724889

>>55724149
Didn’t they gain the U.P. though?

>> No.55724892

>>55724860
Markets just waiting for apples earnings to make a move

>> No.55724896

FITCH DOWN GRADES US CREDIT RATING
THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED THE MARKET PUKED 4%

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>>55724888
Crabbish

>> No.55724903

>>55724888
bullish short term, bearish long term

>> No.55724910

>>55724221
If I went to India I would definitely shit in the street just to say I did it.

>> No.55724923

>>55724896
>AA+
so it begins, the long slide...

>> No.55724948

How do I profit off the superconductor hype if it's actually real.

>> No.55724950

>>55724888
its gonna keep going up for years like that obviosly

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>>55724923
Yea man it's totally fine
>>55724948
You buy swaps on polymarket with the express knowledge that it's fake and so you monitor it every single hour of the day so when it rugs you don't get yanked

>> No.55724958

>>55724667
Another homosexual cannibal maybe? I hope he didn’t suffer too much.

>> No.55724966

>>55724896
it's joever

>> No.55724971

>>55724714
It's a senior entry level position.

>> No.55724973

>>55724803
cock sucking turkeys, i don't even like eating them, or i'd get a few tags and take them out.

>> No.55724976

>>55724948
>if it's actually real
it's not. Even if LK-99 is a superconductor (it probably isn't) it doesn't mean it's actually usable. Even if it's actually usable it doesn't mean anything's gonna come out of it within a decade. The money that flows towards the hype will flow out again very quickly no matter what. Gonna short AMSC tomorrow at open.

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>>55724799
LOCKHEED 100 YEARS AHEAD OF AAPL

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>>55724896
>>55724923
>We were AAA
Lol lmao

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>>55724889
son, i just checked the wikipedia page. ohio magnified itself, that is got bigger, at the end of the conflict, whereas it looks like michigan has gone to great lengths to obfuscate history, attatch honorifics to the remnants of their territory, and remain butthurt about their humiliation (outnumbering ohio 2-1 and still losing) to this day.
you easterners are something else. how you manage to tell such a big lie with such a small mouthful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKxuiw3iMBE

>> No.55725004

>>55724948
Literally just buy SKYT. lmao.

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>>55724896
*flick*

>> No.55725014
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>takes SPCE public in a SPAC deal
>gets 10 million shares for free without having to put up any of his own money
>pumps the stock on twitter and TV
>dumps all 10 million shares on redditors and bizraelis who fell for his scheme
>it's 100% legal

What did Chamath mean by this?

>> No.55725098

>>55724896
L m a o.
For the past few days (especially) we have had five different faggots argue with me saying
>DURRR REPAYMENT DOESN'T MATTER
>DURRR MARKET DOESN'T CARE
>DURRR US WILL JUST PRINT MONEY AND PAY OFF DEBT!!
>DURRR DEBT TO GDP DOESN'T MATTER!!
This is what happens. You see what happens? This is because of you. They downgraded US credit rating, due to your hubris over the past few days. You deserve this, faggots.
https://www.forexlive.com/news/fitch-downgrades-usa-long-term-credit-rating-to-aa-from-aaa-20230801/
>This is huge and follows S&P downgrading the USA on August 5, 2011. The last episode sparked a major risk-off turn (and even got its own wikipedia page) and this one is likely to do the same, if not worse because now two-out-of-three of the US credit rating agencies have the US at sub-AAA.
>Here's what happened last time, according to that entry:
>Global stock markets declined on August 8, 2011, following the announcement. All three major US stock indexes declined between five and seven percent in one day. However, U.S. treasury bonds, which had been the subject of the downgrade, actually rose in price and the dollar gained in value against the euro and the British pound, indicating a general flight to safe assets amid concerns about a European debt crisis.
>>55717356
eat shit

>> No.55725100

>>55725014
Just another street shitter scammer, many such cases

>> No.55725112

>>55724980
I-is that real?!

>> No.55725140

>YELLEN CALLS FITCH DOWNGRADE 'ARBITRARY' AND 'OUTDATED'
>"The United States faces serious long-run fiscal challenges. But the decision of a credit rating agency today, as the economy looks stronger than expected, to downgrade the United States is bizarre and inept." - Larry Summers
let the kvetching begin

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>>55725140
>The United States faces serious long-run fiscal challenges
Not shit

>> No.55725162

>>55725146
Why don't we just print some more money so we can pay the debt down a little? Duh

>> No.55725168

>>55725014
hope you realize this is how literally every IPO goes

>> No.55725170

>>55724976
>Even if it's actually usable it doesn't mean anything's gonna come out of it within a decade.
The market is already looking ridiculously far forward for productivity boosts from AI, what makes you think superconductors will be any different? We also already use superconductors in a number of different applications, they just aren’t room temperature. The framework for adoption of this new material are already there. Why write it off so fast?
>Gonna short AMSC tomorrow at open.
There was just a paper dropped on a theoretical explanation as to why it is possible for LK-99 to have superconducting properties. The stock is a total scam, but be careful here.
https://twitter.com/davidad/status/1686334251120119808?s=46&t=zXerPEEj26w2jzfMonhQOQ

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>>55725146
Why didn't the Founding Fathers simply kill Hamilton?

>> No.55725179

>>55725014
why didn't you do what he did? most spacs were trading at like 6 - 9 dollars for months and almost always exceeded 15 dollars on their ipo date

>> No.55725183

>>55724035
Five guys is $20 for one person to eat there these days. Fuck that

>> No.55725197

>>55724955
>fitch downgraded over political fighting over debt
Kek so republicans push back on spending and suddenly its a "problem". Everything else theyre totally fine with though.
>>55725146
Debt was only part of it. Also fighting over debt deal is a risk. Which makes no sense as everyone knew gop would make a deal in the end but for some reason this time in particular they were all butthurt over it.

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>>55725140
>>YELLEN CALLS FITCH DOWNGRADE 'ARBITRARY' AND 'OUTDATED
I just don't appreciate (((them)))

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SOXL down AH
but AMD is up AH??

>> No.55725222

>>55725197
They did it in a Democrats administration. No one "wins" here on the debt argument. This was a long time coming and absolutely deserved because us Amerifats can't actually be fiscally responsible and keep passing off the debt like it's a football and it's basically become a hot potato that going to explode on some poor Millennial president in the future after all the Boomers are dead.

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>>55725201
It's almost as if SOXL's underlying is more than just AMD

>> No.55725262

new
>>55723343
>>55723343
>>55723343

>> No.55725264

>>55725222
They need to raise taxes across the board. Unfortunate but so many Americans got so wealthy past 10 years its absurd that they dont pay more. And im not talking about billionaires. Im talking about the tons of millionaires and tech bros all making over 200k.

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>credit rating report
>Nasd-ACK!

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>>55724110
Mostly ~7 days out, ~$1 out of the money. Usually convert to spreads if holding until tomorrow morning to minimize gap risk/decay.

FDs are fun but way too hard to manage theta

I keep 40% of my net worth in my options act and try not to expose more than 15% of that on an individual trade (I'm not good at this, doubling down has saved my ass too many times to count). Proceeds go to real account if it gets too big. I usually blow it up eventually and only refill once every year or two. Makes my net worth kind of volatile, but after the first two blow ups I've managed to beat S&P.

Picrel my biggest shame

>> No.55725293

>>55724896
2 more weeks

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>>55724896
>4%

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>>55725316
A 2% red day is a fat shit.

A 4% red day for the whole market is like pic related.

>> No.55725374

>>55724177
Who cares?

>> No.55725469

>>55725365
Yeah, but for how many Zürichs can the market hold a 4% loss?
For the past 15 years almost everything has been retraced in an instant.

>> No.55725523

>>55725266
Checked but why is pic related a big shame of yours, are you in it?

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13,477 shares of PLTR at a ~$12 cost basis are finally paying off, PLTR will be at a 100b mcap in a year

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>>55725523

>> No.55726513

>>55723730
I'm down $2'000 too anon :)
You'll get over it.