/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55701128]

>th-thanks for my 9% raise this year shekelstein
>Yes Sir, I will get more industry certifications and take on more responsibility this year for maybe a 10% raise next year

Bros, 5 years into waging and a shitty 15k crypto stack (that was 40k in 2021) and I want to die.

Out of these tiktok memes zoomer hustles which one is the least scam, I need a way out or something bad is gonna happen

>Crypto liquidity pools
>options gambling
>Ecommerce
>affiliate marketing
>drop shipping
>duplex/triplex landlording
>real estate middleman/wholeselling
>AI youtube/blogs

[Anonymous No.55701138]

You can't complain about being a wagie if you're having sex, which 90% of this board is because you're all normalfags. Wagie crying threads is only for incels.

[Anonymous No.55701147]

>>55701138
Sticking your dick in a smelly hole for maybe 20 minutes a few times a week doesn't solve any problems in your life. It actually adds to it.

[Anonymous No.55701149]

>>55701128
Throw 1ETH into various lowcap shitcoins, start a small run, pull out 1.5 ETH rinse and repeat.

It's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.55701195]

>>55701149
>make .5 eth on one run
>lose .8 eth on a rugpull on your next run
>lose .2 eth on a risky gamble
>make back .3 eth on a good trade
>lose .7 eth on your next run

Cool I turned 1.5 eth into .1 eth.

No Rajmir, I will not participate in your dex eth casino.

[Anonymous No.55701414]

>>55701195
Suit yourself wagie

[Anonymous No.55701431]

>>55701128
You can increase your wage like 30 to 50 percent by job hopping

[Anonymous No.55701463]

>>55701147
You should try it with a human femalen then, less vet bills and police investigations i believe

[Anonymous No.55701604]

>>55701128
9% annual raise is pretty good dude

[Anonymous No.55701607]

>>55701431
That doesn't work forever, eventually you hit a ceiling.

[Anonymous No.55703349]

>>55701128
What's your base pay though? You're either not making enough money in which case you need to get some credentials/skills or job hop to up your pay, or you're at the point where you need to stop thinking about raises and start thinking about accumulating capital.

[Anonymous No.55703367]

>>55701147
Men's anuses aren't what you should be sticking your dick in though

[Anonymous No.55703372]

>>55701607
So stay? Lmao what the fuck do you want?

[Anonymous No.55703406]

>>55701128
>getting a 9% raise and maybe another 10% raise and still bitching.

sounds like a good job, you don't know how bad things can get.

[Anonymous No.55703417]

>>55701138
>Sticking your dick in a smelly hole for maybe 20 minutes a few times a week
most men literally give up their entire lives to be able to do this, kek

[Anonymous No.55703501]

>>55701463
>>55703367
>t. projecting or virgins.

>>55703406
10% raises on wages that are sub 60k are wastes of time. an extra taxed $4000 a year maybe pays for a portion of my food and grocery bills

>>55703417
Men should aspire for more desu. Getting chained to a woman inhibits growth, creativity and the willingness for a male to conquer. I feel my T levels withering away every time I come home to her.

>>55701604
>>55703349
Base pay is a tad under 50k and I work in the tech sector so a 9-10% raise is peanuts when wage is that low.

[Anonymous No.55703575]

None of those meme tiktok ideas are going to work for you anon (at least not anymore - this isn't 2015 where dropshipping and the like actually worked to making millions).

Crypto isn't going to bail you out either unless you already have a shitload of money to put in. Sorry, but shitcoins these days are 99.9% rugs instead of just 80% rugs, especially since we're in a prolonged bear market.

Besides that, it sounds like you fell into the same trap I did. My story:

> Got a CS degree
> got muh job after 7 months of searching after graduation
> Not great starting salary ($55k back in 2016) but at least it wasn't minimum wage
> Get put under a shitty manager
> Only manage to get 1.5% to 3% salary increases every year because it was against company policy to give an employee anything past 5% without the executives getting involved (this thing is fairly common in shit industries like insurance)
> After 5 years of falling for the company loyalty meme, I finally burned out of my job and quit
> Haven't been employed since due to current shitty job market

The path I'm taking now is learning sales & marketing, and I'm considering going for an MBA online I can get in under 1-2 years so I can open up opportunities.

As for you anon, I'd suggest learning a trade or a skill that can get you a WFH job. But beware though, WFH jobs are nearly impossible to get these days.

Just learn a skill, go through a couple years of painfully low salary to learn said skill, then leverage into starting your own business with side skills of sales + marketing to stand out against the hyper competition you're up against these days, thanks to YouTube and Tiktok.

[Anonymous No.55703613]

>>55701128
Go sybil the zksync airdrop or die poor you idiot

[Anonymous No.55703910]

>>55703501
>Base pay is a tad under 50k and I work in the tech sector so a 9-10% raise is peanuts when wage is that low.
Ouch. I get that the market's kind of weird right now, but if you've got some experience you should definitely be keeping your resume up to date and applying for better paying jobs. Are there any certs/degrees/skills you could get to move somewhere better?

[Anonymous No.55703952]

>>55701128
you're literally me

I'm thinking of just saying fuck it and starting a business. The only thing that worries me is not being able to afford healthcare because I have a wife and want to have kids soon