/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55692849]

It's Friday Say Something Mean Edition

>BoBo Hopium
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ
https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I
https://youtu.be/YqaxQmjsb2A

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55690275

[Anonymous No.55692863]

>>55692849
Hey guys, Im playing world of tanks!

[Anonymous No.55692866]

first for comfy weekend boboposting

[Anonymous No.55692878]

>>55691941
No, I trade bonds when rates jump. Every time the 20 year jumps, it almost always comes back to the mean.

[Anonymous No.55692879]

>>55692849
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished. The higher the "Line god" (GDP) is, the lower life is.

[Anonymous No.55692895]

I have a match on tinder and I am trying not to mess it making this type of comment
>Please tell me you don't got a dick
>she gets mad, asking why I would think shes a tranny
>tell her good, because shes about to get some dick then

[Anonymous No.55692909]

the week is now over
and it's been a mixed bag
but i made some money
so don't call me a fag

[Anonymous No.55692912]

Real men hold BOIL/KOLD/UNG over the weekend!
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55692916]

>>55692909
>inhales
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.55692923]

>>55692659
i'm following this guy who is attempting to be the first to replicate publicly. we'll see.
https://twitter.com/andrewmccalip

[Anonymous No.55692930]

>>55692916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.55692944]

>>55692912
What do you think those black folks in the car were thinking?

[Anonymous No.55692946]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55692973]

>>55692944
Probably something like "that is one BASED ass white man and FLY fuckin' bitch right there now, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit".

[Anonymous No.55692996]

>>55692946
No but I did buy SKYT

[Anonymous No.55692998]

>Only up 22.29% on the week
Why do I even fucking try desu senpai baka

[Anonymous No.55693014]

>>55692998
Sounds pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.55693098]

>>55692998
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55693102]

URANIUM
R
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U
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/energy-environment/daily-on-energy-senate-boosts-bill-gates-backed-wyoming-nuclear-plant-versus-reliance-on-russian-uranium

URANIUM KINGS
is this bullish ?

[Anonymous No.55693119]

>>55693102
The US government is still terrified of nuclear power plants. Uranium will never be a thing

[Insider Information No.55693124]

Corporate Insider here. Have worked for MPWR for eight years now, amazing company, even more amazing the insider trading “banter” we have here. Please. If you want to “make it”, buy put options for next week. Our EPS missed by .09 cents and FCF is 7% below last quarter.

Don’t fuck with crypto. Just get puts.
Don’t believe me? Check out openinsider.org and check our ticker.

Even my bosses are selling !

Back into the shadows I must go.

[Anonymous No.55693134]

Uh, lemme get this straight
So my portfolio is just going to keep gyrating wildly from completely and utterly heemed one day... to totally un-heemed the next... but on average trending upwards every so slightly...
And it's going to continue doing this for the next several thousand years?

[Anonymous No.55693144]

>>55693124
>clickety clack hidden tigers volganna obama swaps SAVA anon detected

[Anonymous No.55693170]

How the hell does BBBYQ exist?

>>55693124
DR. ANON, I AM SEC

[Anonymous No.55693176]

>>55693170
It's honestly more embarrassing than the GME baggies.

[Anonymous No.55693177]

what up smg. just had a pint of 8% ABV (not steelies a local beer) and honestly I'm pretty tipsy. BUT. I did not buy more alcohol so this is the peak of my BAC for tonight. how can I profit from this??

[Anonymous No.55693180]

What are some good options brokers for poorfag leafs? Friend is saying WealthSimple but want to check if there are better ones.

[Anonymous No.55693188]

>>55693170
To be fair it takes a pretty high IQ to understand barbecue, the situation is actually pretty complicated and may fly over the average /smg/ poster's head.

[Anonymous No.55693207]

>>55693177
You'll end up driving to the store go keep the buzz going. Coming from experience. Just go ahead and make the trip now and get it out of the way.

[Anonymous No.55693219]

>>55693170
bbbyq is going to unironically squeeze

[Anonymous No.55693227]

>>55693207
>Just go ahead and make the trip now
sorry pal but I don't drink & drive

[Anonymous No.55693244]

I've got some shares of Intel available for sale if you are interested

[Anonymous No.55693248]

>>55693180
I think Interactive Brokers is the overall best broker we have access to. Otherwise you should compare:

National Bank Direct Brokerage
Questrade
WealthSimple

I use QT for boring TFSA index funds and I just opened an IB account, its a non registered USD trading account.f

[Anonymous No.55693263]

I put in about 2k on that super conductor news. Redpill me on what tickers to keep an eye out on and why the fuck everybody isnt going all in on it even if it could just be chink lies. Still well worth the gamble in my eyes

[Anonymous No.55693272]

>>55693263
how do you invest on that? its a research paper and i think the researchers have a patent for the material from 2021.

[Anonymous No.55693287]

>>55693180
Get bent buddy.

[Anonymous No.55693289]

>>55693272
i just throw money in semi conductor, and copper mining companies

[Anonymous No.55693301]

>>55693248
did you go to the .com or .ca for IB?

[Anonymous No.55693313]

>>55693227
You had one pint. You're still well below the legal limit

[Insider Information No.55693322]

>>55693134
Great to meet you SEC

[Anonymous No.55693328]

>>55693322
checked based behind seven proxies Anon

[Anonymous No.55693333]

>>55693180
i use interactive brokerage they only charge $1 transaction fees for opening/closing positions and you get free access to morningstar reviews of companies/etfs. the only "negative" i have found so far is that it takes like 10-15 business days for the money to finally settle when you transfer it over from your bank account.

[Anonymous No.55693344]

>>55693301
.ca tp sign up
you can open cad and usd accounts through there
their portal eventually takes you to the .com version i think
if you are considering signing up one word of advice: don't be conservative when they ask you want you want to sign up for. they ask you questins like "do you want to use this account to just hold ETFs or trade securities often" etc. There's a magic algorithm that determines whether or not you are too much of a non-daytrader to open an account. If you get an error saying they can't sign you up because you don't meet their 'profile', just provide more aggressive answers. Note that you do NOT have to open an account with margin oranything like that.

[Anonymous No.55693345]

They're having some stupid sand castle competition downtown, and now everything is congested. I hate normalfags so much it's unreal. Can't leave my apartment or I'll lose my parking spot.

[Anonymous No.55693374]

>>55693301
if you want to trade options with ibkr not only do you need the 25k net worth but you need to select the most aggressive answers to their screening questions.

you just need to straight up tell them i want day trade to make a quick profit and i have 10+ years of experience or else they will restrict you.

[Anonymous No.55693405]

>>55693333
Is it $1 every time you add/subtract shares to/from a position while building it, or *only* the initial opening/final closing of the position as a whole?

[Anonymous No.55693419]

I have IBS

[Anonymous No.55693440]

Hmm...

https://www.fdic.gov/resources/resolutions/bank-failures/failed-bank-list/heartlandtristate.html

[Anonymous No.55693443]

Friendly reminder that Michelle Obama is a man
https://streamable.com/bqu5v6#

[Anonymous No.55693450]

>>55693374
>>55693374
they didnt even let me sign up for a basic non-margin trading account unless i said i had plenty of experince doing active trades and fairly aggressive answers. their algorithm for picking out what they allow is pretty silly

[Anonymous No.55693455]

>>55693440
interesting. second one this week

[Anonymous No.55693464]

I’ve been in the markets only about 6 months and have a newfag question. How long should leveraged ETFs be held for?
Everything I’ve read about them hammers home the point “not for long term holding” but they never define what long term is. A week? A month? A year?
Is there a general rule of thumb or just a case by case basis depending on the assets the ETF holds?
I’m looking at going in on SOXL. Would I be a moron for holding it for, let’s say…6 months?

[Anonymous No.55693467]

>>55693263
>>55693289
Looks to be bullshit
https://twitter.com/zawy3/status/1684910611925245953?s=46&t=zXerPEEj26w2jzfMonhQOQ
The video on the right is just a normal magnet repelling something. Here’s to hoping it’s real though

[Anonymous No.55693468]

>>55693419
Don't you mean IBM?

[Anonymous No.55693472]

>>55693440
>>55693455
I would like to know more.

[Anonymous No.55693478]

am i winning on monday or going to bed a loser

[Anonymous No.55693483]

>>55693468
Unfortunately no but I'd be willing to be shilled tickers related to my condition

[Anonymous No.55693493]

Monday will be green

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55693500]

>SOFI ER will happen before market open this monday
i really hope it moons that day so i can see some real gains. they crush the last ER but it tank for some gay reason.

[Anonymous No.55693503]

>>55693493
what do they put in those Trump tower tacos?

[Anonymous No.55693509]

>>55692895
>using dating apps instead of asking girls out irl
NGMI

[Anonymous No.55693517]

>I bought FRC
>I still own FRCB and will forever assuming it never turns a profit

I will never forgive JPM.

[Anonymous No.55693524]

I'm thinking about burying $25,000 in cash next to a tree in a national forest.
Is this a sound financial investment?

[Anonymous No.55693525]

>>55693509
im too broke to go out, and its too damn hot to be outside in public and the best spots always have cops hastling white people for drinking in public

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55693528]

>>55693478
the only thing that would hurt us is the Wyndham Capital acquisition. we wont know how much they paid out until they release the report. everything else should be god damn solid.

[Anonymous No.55693537]

>>55693500
I have a bridge loan through them so they just might

[Anonymous No.55693540]

>>55693464
i've held tqqq since feb. you just don't want to be baghold if you are negative. cut your losses early.

[Anonymous No.55693566]

My portfolio just keeps pumping, I've run out of green images to post. Please post any more of these cow getting brushies webms that you might have.

[Anonymous No.55693573]

>>55693566

[Anonymous No.55693576]

[Anonymous No.55693583]

>>55693576
fuck you I was gonna post that one

[Anonymous No.55693585]

>>55693573
Thank you, this is exactly how I feel when I look at my account in the morning.

[Anonymous No.55693589]

[Anonymous No.55693606]

>>55693524
You're probably trolling but burying cash is a bit of a pickle. You'll need to be aware of where the water level is so it doesn't get swept away. And cash rots unless you package it very particularly, like in a sealed ammo can inside multiple ziplocs with aluminum foil separating each bill. Lurk here for more info.

https://howtoburyyourvaluables.wordpress.com/2014/01/25/how-to-bury-underground-5-methods/
https://howtoburyyourvaluables.wordpress.com/2014/01/25/how-to-bury-paper-products/

[Anonymous No.55693623]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55693628]

>Friends wanted to play games
>they hop on, I make drink we talk waiting for a bit
>no games, but I made a big drink and I am at that drunk point of wanting to harass people
>no good multiplayer games installed for it

[Anonymous No.55693634]

>>55693173
>>55693173
>>55693173

please comment in my thread

[Anonymous No.55693658]

>>55693566
>>55693573
>>55693576
>>55693583
>>55693589
it's so weird how these things trust us when they are food to us

[Anonymous No.55693659]

>>55693606
Hmm, maybe I should get it all in quarters or something. Though that would weigh a lot to carry up the mountain

[Anonymous No.55693667]

>>55693658
They've been selectively bred to trust us

[Anonymous No.55693670]

>>55693119
Source?

[Anonymous No.55693688]

How much are yall making selling options weekly?

[Anonymous No.55693743]

>>55693688
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.55693758]

>>55693688
honestly I have found selling options to be a retarded game to play unless you are approaching some kind of sell or buy target. I have never not had a close call selling options. that I wanted to expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.55693762]

>>55693758
that's why you hedge and do spreads instead of just yoloing

[Anonymous No.55693774]

>>55693762
>just hedge your hedge bro
I bet you trade VVIX too

[Anonymous No.55693786]

>>55693333
is the transfer the easy kind where you choose your bank from a list then authenticate through a portal?

[Anonymous No.55693799]

anyone saved chart anon's master chart?

you know, the one with all the colours, sectors, indexes, all deliciously and meticulously compared. i got a new pc so i would like to ask if someone can repost it in all its glory

[Anonymous No.55693800]

>>55693589
>mumu is domesticated and gets lead around on a chain leash by his owner
>bobo breaks into your house and steals your stuff while you cower in fear
Bobros are just in a different league

[Anonymous No.55693807]

>>55693800
>Bobros are just in a different league
I think they call that league the NBA

[Anonymous No.55693809]

>>55693589
>mumu is domesticated and gets led around on a chain leash by his owner
>bobo breaks into your house and steals your stuff while you cower in fear
Bobros are just in a different league

[Anonymous No.55693820]

>>55693809
Don't delete your posts, you chud

[Anonymous No.55693824]

Forever stamps have outperformed bonds since their introduction.
And no, this would be near impossible to work at scale. Also, "postage arbitrage" was the entire sales pitch of the original Ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55693837]

>>55693807
>mumu lives a soft life as a side show attraction. Gets slaughtered when no longer useful
>bobo takes over your pool with his bobros and there's nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.55693855]

captcha: W8W8W
fuck guess i won't post that one then
nearly got me glowies

[Anonymous No.55693973]

This bullmarket was just sexually identifying as a bearmarket and there is nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.55693979]

>>55693799
are you talking about this?
>>55487955

[Anonymous No.55693986]

>>55693979
your link doesn't work anon, unless that was the point in which case you got me good :(

just want to see that big old chart again man

[Anonymous No.55693988]

>>55693979
well shit
Anyways, they guy who made it stressed it was merely a snapshot in time at the time he made it

[Anonymous No.55693990]

>>55693988
yeah that's the one! thanks man you made my night -- im trying to model something based on it

[Anonymous No.55694027]

>>55693464
Long term holding a bear ETF is a big no-no. There are plenty that have gone to zero even after a bunch of splits. I define long term holding as averaging down for up to a year. For there's less risk of going to zero but it's the same thing. Don't average down for a long time and learn to cut early like the other guy said

[Anonymous No.55694030]

>>55694027
*For bull ETFs there's less risk of going to zero

[Anonymous No.55694034]

>>55693973
what would happen if marshawn lynch went beastmode on taylor in downtown seattle?

[Anonymous No.55694081]

>>55692849
Don't you guys regret all these years of buying and selling to end up with nothing? Why don't you just stick to a few ETFs and focus on growing your income instead?
I was always interested in investing even as a kid bit I grew up in a shitty country. When I moved to Canada I was following for a long time and finally opened an account in 16. I've barely made any money since (accounting for trading fees and other stuff which gave been really high when added all up)
This year I decided to just be patient especially after I realized that I actually make good stock picks but I don't give them time to grow (I have a simulated portfolio of stock picks from April 2020 and it has returned 50 percent a year, and that doesn't track dividends only price return). But as I was saying, I decided to take it easy and I'm finally making money. Although I'm being very conservative, at least in in the green with an annualized 5 percent (more after leverage)

Being patient is as important (if not more) than good analyst skills and/or complicated math models

[Anonymous No.55694089]

>>55694081
no mr 1pbtid
I did not end up with nothing.
I am sure the rest of your babble is homo self pity bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55694096]

>>55692849
>BoBo Hopium
>https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ [Embed]
what did OP mean by this

[Anonymous No.55694106]

>>55694081
>moved to Canada
OPINION
>OPINION
OPINION
DISCARDED
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DIGGY FOLLOWING SHIGGY

[Anonymous No.55694116]

How do we feel about LAW? I’m desperate for any cheap value plays.

[Anonymous No.55694123]

[Anonymous No.55694125]

What's the next TUP?

[Anonymous No.55694137]

>>55694116
This stock is strange. No one discusses it anywhere. Seems like the perfect stock to be inefficiently priced. That could go either way, but earnings could be extremely interesting with LAW.

[Anonymous No.55694154]

>>55694081
As an old stock Canadian... self directed investing is a huge pain in the fucking ass here unless you are putting it into an RRSP (for the benefits they allow for foreign US divvies/withholding unlike a TFSA) or are buying local garbage like XIU (lmao fuck that shit). Lack of PFOF cheap fees is a millstone. All active funds are shit and have been bleeding out even if you ignore their ~1.5% MER they underperform any ETF or bogglehead retard account on QuestTrade.

[Anonymous No.55694156]

>>55694081
poo

[Anonymous No.55694222]

I think a soft landing is happening and no one can convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.55694236]

>>55694222
I have my doubts about them being able to fake it until we make it, but they can definitely kick the can down the road further than would be reasonable. I just hope commodities follow since that is the bet I have made. If they keep oil suppressed through all of this I might have to eat my hat.

[Anonymous No.55694248]

Soft landing is the new 'muh pivot'

[Anonymous No.55694274]

>>55693824
Bonds are liquid. Nobody holds them to maturity. It's simply a safe haven to hold so you can buy the dips and crashes

[Anonymous No.55694280]

It's important to dunk on bobos, they need to learn, they need to be saved

[Anonymous No.55694352]

>>55694280
I don't know why they can't go to their own general

[Anonymous No.55694389]

lmao I just had a zoomette throw a fit because she told me to call her by her pronouns they/them and I burst out laughing so hard a little spittle got on her face. I never thought I would encounter one of these retards irl.

[Anonymous No.55694419]

>>55693807
He's a big guy

[Anonymous No.55694431]

V Shape bros
We are still above target

[Anonymous No.55694437]

>>55694352
Because you would just follow them so you can spam your stupid cow toons and type like a discord tranny.

[Anonymous No.55694450]

>>55694154
Get Wealthsimple and pay $10 a month to play with us stocks without paying an excise fee every trade. Old stock Canadian but dumb as fuck, no wonder you’re getting replaced.

[Anonymous No.55694486]

>>55694450
>1.5% currency conversion both ways and 0.5% MER overhead for basic shit and a subscription fee on top for the USD account
>company mixed up with crypto shit
How about no?

[Anonymous No.55694501]

>>55694486
Can't you just wire the proper currency outright to get around shit like that?

[Anonymous No.55694521]

>>55694501
I dunno just gonna be honest haven't looked into it in a while. Last I checked the grey area was S&P500 total return swaps in Canadian dollars but they might have cracked down on that. I don't fuck around with American shit right now.

[Anonymous No.55694547]

>>55693124
>Just get puts.
Oh are (you) and all your friends going to buy synthetic shares? Trying to push up the price of your short puts to pay for your long calls eh? Well nice try buddy!

[Anonymous No.55694575]

>>55694521
I can't speak with certainty on Canadian perspective, but as a US resident IBKR offers very cheap currency conversion and 1 free wire transfer per month. On the other hand they charge a flat 1 cent per share on Canadian stocks. For most US stocks I follow that'd be pretty irrelevant, but for whatever reason a large portion of foreign listings love to just let their shares sit at 50 cents.

[Anonymous No.55694648]

>>55694123
Ohhh, this must be where strawberry milk comes from!

[Anonymous No.55694662]

>>55693170
>>55693219
>BBBYQ
Q is added as a notifier for bankruptcy

>>55693124
While insider trading is a good way to "make it", it's also incredibly easy to tell when someone makes an unusual amount of money off of it. It's also an obscure company. Who the fuck does a random large trade on a 4-letter ticker ahead of an ER? There's also material information posted here. Whether it's true or not is a different discussion, but if it IS true, you can bet they're going to grill whoever acts on it

[Anonymous No.55694690]

>>55693440
B-but they say the banking system is safe and robust! LOL

[Anonymous No.55694708]

>>55693344
basically front like im a frequent trader with a decent amount of capital?

[Anonymous No.55694712]

>>55694222
Is happening? Like we're in the middle of it or it hasnt happened yet but will? Because for one to even happen it was either the dump of last year or this entire pump of 2023 is a long term blow off top and we see sub $360 spy in the near future.

[Anonymous No.55694716]

>>55693524
I've lived in a national forest and dug shit holes next to trees. I never felt totally alone out there, even when I am pretty sure that I was. The hills have eyes.

[Anonymous No.55694718]

>>55694662
Explain. I thought it doesnt count unless youre the insider themself. I thought any passerbys who overhear have no obligations and thus can take advantage of it. Assuming it's even true to begin with.

[Anonymous No.55694737]

>>55694690
SOUND AND RESILIENT

[Anonymous No.55694742]

>>55693440
Hmmm....
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-28/key-funding-market-showing-signs-that-some-banks-need-liquidity?
https://archive.is/5qp6Z
> Borrowing activity in the federal funds market is signaling that stress in the US banking system hasn’t fully gone away.
>the spread between what borrowers at the highest percentile of the daily fed funds distribution have to pay and those below is at its widest since September 2019. That’s a sign that some smaller institutions are still having to pay more to borrow cash
>The strategists noted that bank call reports show domestic institutions shifting to net borrowers of fed funds from net lenders at the beginning of quantitative tightening. That suggests that liquidity pressure is likely to continue as the balance-sheet unwind continues for the foreseeable future
Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

[Anonymous No.55694750]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55694752]

>>55694742
>bank failures are not bullish
you take that back

[Anonymous No.55694782]

>>55693493
Damn that nigga is 6’7’’

[Anonymous No.55694906]

>>55692879
Ok

[Anonymous No.55694952]

>>55692849
Bros...this market is making me more and more anxious by the day.

This seemingly permanent high plateau could fuck us all up around September and October this year if stocks keep going full retard like this.

[Anonymous No.55694958]

>they did not buy JPM

[Anonymous No.55694980]

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>***20x forward multiple**** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms

I don't feel so good smg bros

[Anonymous No.55694996]

>>55694980
>my only positions are physical silver and JPM
kek

[Anonymous No.55695032]

>>55692996
Based. 100 by 2025.

[Anonymous No.55695121]

>recession
Bullish because rate cuts
>soft landing
Also bullish.
This permanently high plateau is going higher permanently

[Anonymous No.55695156]

>markets

https://youtu.be/zFHwWqNgkMw

I'm calling it, October will be it.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55695165]

>P/E ratio: 3600
>not in lockdown anymore
do i short this?

[Anonymous No.55695260]

>>55693973
>>55694034
our girl moves mountains

[Anonymous No.55695433]

>>55692879
yeah but we gon get rich nigga haha

[Anonymous No.55695436]

>>55693524
>>55693606
only rots if you dont have a frost level, i buried drugs for a year in a regular trash bag once and everything was completely fine

[Anonymous No.55695439]

>>55695165
you're supposed to use forward p/e

current p/e only matters for mature companies

[Anonymous No.55695480]

So /smg/bros, how are we doing?

We're WINNING right? No way /smg/ would be bearish this whole way up and missed out on this massive rally. There's no way that'd happen.

[Anonymous No.55695519]

brehs im very impulsive so its hard not to overtrade. also last week i made 2 big mistakes that cost me money.

but im a stubborn retard who will bang his head against the wall till it breaks.

[Anonymous No.55695580]

Women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.55695632]

im reading a TA book. its based on the system i use so very nice

[Anonymous No.55695638]

>>55695480
yeah ive been bullish for a awhile but still got rekt lol

>>55695580
are you a doggo?

[Anonymous No.55695649]

>>55693263
MOS

[Anonymous No.55695709]

Who else plays recovery here? What I mean is, waiting for a decent stock to drop on an overreaction to news (like CROX recently) then buy it to sell when it goes back to its normal price?

[Anonymous No.55695758]

how would play this if you had to?

its down a lot so a short maybe but its done a few 50% pumps last week.

[Anonymous No.55695810]

>>55695709
nope that could be a a working way. since usually price overreacts in dumps and big pumps

[Anonymous No.55695816]

>>55695810
nope but*

[Anonymous No.55695820]

>>55694980
really i feel great

[Anonymous No.55695837]

>>55695632
i too also check my horoscope daily

[Anonymous No.55695841]

>>55695837
what is it saying for next week?

[Anonymous No.55695843]

>>55693263
Unironically soxl.
Superconductors will revolutionize semis.
Imagine circuit boards/chips without thermal losses. This would change the world for real. But in the end nothing happens and its all a big pile of bullshit like always

[Anonymous No.55695885]

>>55695841
to kms

[Anonymous No.55695917]

>>55695885
sounds bad financially speaking

[Anonymous No.55696047]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

[Anonymous No.55696077]

Good morning /smg/ hope your weekend is off to a good start

[Anonymous No.55696243]

>>55696077
CHECKED
Good morning niggers
I have YET ANOTHER free WMT gift card for using MSFT Bing in MSFT Edge on PC and mobile.
This provides a very, very, very, very, very, very, very tiny respite from the incredible depths f pain from
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
numbers having stopped all MOOVEMENT from between Friday at 8pm until Sunday at 6pm. Even UNG, which thanks to HOOD now keeps the trendline and numbers mooving 24 hours a day 5 days a week has FROOZEN.

[Anonymous No.55696256]

>>55695580
I'm actually thinking about getting a dog, just cant bring myself to pull the trigger yet. Shelters got two dogs that would go together.. I have a backyard for the dogs so I wouldn't need to kennel them during the day while I am at work so it could work out.

[Anonymous No.55696260]

*pulls mic up to mouth to maximize ear rape*

GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.55696291]

>>55696256
I hope you do that and that you all three enhance each other's lives. It is a major commitment to living beings. If you need to establish dominance just tell them that you hold BOIL/KOLD/UNG and the male will submit to your BASED alpha superiority authority unless he's absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.55696303]

>>55693658
jews say the same the thing about you.

[Anonymous No.55696308]

>>55696243
Just looked into this. Might be worth actually using my computer again.

[Anonymous No.55696313]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj7LRuusFqo

[Anonymous No.55696317]

>>55696260
mornin' nigger
I hope your over the weekend STOOKS holdings gap up MOONDAY mornin'. I bet they are GAY compared to BOIL/KOLD/UNG but I wish them and (You) well nonetheless. Nigger (Verification not required).

[Anonymous No.55696324]

>>55696308
I do it daily, maximizing all available points and having figured out a very efficient workflow (takes maybe 10 min per day total I reckon, never timed it) and get $10 per month. I am poor enough thus far for it to be worth that to save on my WMT pickup OORDERS each month. My only ways of making money are trading and MSFT Bing/Edge.

[Anonymous No.55696332]

>>55696313
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55696337]

>>55696291
I almost want it just because the other one is black and named copper

[Anonymous No.55696347]

>>55696337
>copper
Should be able to get that one really cheap then!

[Anonymous No.55696379]

>>55696347
they're essentially giving them away for free!

[Anonymous No.55696385]

>>55696337
>coon

[Anonymous No.55696387]

>>55696337
How do you not know if a dog is housebroken?

[Anonymous No.55696425]

>>55696387
previous owner was probably a woman so it peed on her to mark territory

[Anonymous No.55696447]

The Bobo thesis still stands

[Anonymous No.55696452]

>>55695758
no one has responded...

[Anonymous No.55696480]

>>55696452
it's just MUH LINES, you're providing no fundamental or other contexts, just MUH LINES.

[Anonymous No.55696508]

>>55695758
i wouldn't trade it because it's nothing but bearish candles and scamwicks. unless i knew something about the technology it would be a hard pass, and even then i would watch fintel for when fidelity/blackrock/vanguard decide to invest, wait a few months for them to get brutally scammed, then take a small position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

[Anonymous No.55696520]

>>55695758
>>55696452
ok, I just took a look at the actual STOOK, it appears to be some new, totally unproven company with 2 people in it, and it has tanked since IPO. It looks VERY DANGEROUS. I would absolutely refuse to trade it and will only stick with SAFE trades like BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

[Anonymous No.55696532]

>>55695480
>No way /smg/ would be bearish this whole way up and missed out on this massive rally. There's no way that'd happen.
y-yeah... who would be stupid enough to do that... couldn't be me.. haha..

[Anonymous No.55696535]

>>55696520
100% behind this analysis.
>>55695758 is stinky turd

[Anonymous No.55696543]

>>55696508
>>55696520
thanks. i just thought it looked interesting with the jumps it made.

just a short term gamble with small position at most.

[Anonymous No.55696544]

>>55696520
Got any quick thoughts on MPCT.UN?
I struggle to get a good read on it. Great assets but deep and long decline is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.55696560]

>>55695758
>bioshit
>sub-$100M market cap
>negative book value
>2 employees if >>55696520 is to believed
>cash on hand will run out this quarter at the rate they've been burning it
I mean, clearly this company is going bankrupt. BUT. Due to low liquidity even puts aren't a silver bullet. The only winning move is to stay far, far away from this flaming dumpsterfiew shitstock.

[Anonymous No.55696577]

>>55696543
If you just want to GOOMBLE then stick some COOPITAL in it and see what happens but pull that shit out fast af if it MOOVES against you.
>>55696544
>Canadian whoknowsWTF REIT shit
I'd feel a lot more secure trading the CTCX!

[Anonymous No.55696599]

>>55696577

[Anonymous No.55696600]

looking forward to MPW rallying 30% up to earnings just to fuck my put.

[Anonymous No.55696608]

>>55696577
>Canadian whoknowsWTF REIT shit
This whole country is a realestate play. literally our economy.

[Anonymous No.55696621]

>>55696608
I thought being a pennyscamstooks haven was the primary CA economic driver!

[Anonymous No.55696633]

>>55696621
Soon that will return. Ontario putting infrastructure together to support mining in the north. The car batteries thing is how we will give away tax dollars to friends of friends in return for low paying jobs that allow us to cover rent/mortgage payments.
Mines and factory labour. All done by "new Canadians" just like in the old days.
Plenty of "junior miners" will pop up for a quick boom and bust.

[Anonymous No.55696645]

is it too late to get into pltr why don’t u faggots ever talk about shit

[Anonymous No.55696648]

>>55696633
CHECKED
hopefully you can at least catch a piece of that boom and get back out before the bust.

[Anonymous No.55696657]

>>55696645
Why would we want to talk about shit? This is not a scat thread, it is a BOIL/KOLD/UNG thread. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.55696688]

So what’s next week’s play?
I’ve got Disney at a $88 DCA and LUV at a $33.50 DCA, and trying to offload both positions.
The rest of my positions I’m both in the green and happy holding

[Anonymous No.55696697]

>same thread still up from yesterday
/smg/ is dead

[Anonymous No.55696698]

>>55696688
What's your UNG average?

[Anonymous No.55696703]

>>55696645
there is too much easy braindead risk free money out there with too big to fail techshit companies running super hot for the thread to be scrounging for high beta garbage. I am sure Karp will make a comeback to this thread when Canadian scamcos and AQB do. In the mean time, ask K-ON poster all Palantir related questions when you see him.

[Anonymous No.55696709]

rate my portfolio

10% on 3 months US bonds ETF
20% on short USD/JPY
20% on NIFTY ETF
20% on China 50 ETF
15% in McDonalds stocks
15% in Eli Lilly stocks

Next paycheck goes on Telefonica stocks and Brazil ETF

[Anonymous No.55696730]

>>55696698
$6.50 desu
figured I’d buy at five year lows
my DCA for apple is $40 kek

[Anonymous No.55696753]

I've been mostly trading 0-90dte options for a few years now.

I know, I know. I'm not going to stop

I listen to ~30 hours of financial commentary a week. But, few people with multiple braincells seems to be presenting material for short dated options. Anybody like Imran but with a higher material output?

[Anonymous No.55696795]

>We're in a bear market ral-

[Anonymous No.55696804]

still angry about all the recession fears oil fud last winter

[Anonymous No.55696836]

>>55696730
oh man shit yeah! I sell my UNG too often to keep a low average. I hold muh BOIL and side swing UNG/KOLD as it stands. That will all start to change after October when BOIL is on the January contract which should be the Winter peak before it begins the slope back down into the late Spring early Summer trough. At that point (soon after Oct likely) I'll begin shifting bias towards holding KOLD and swinging BOIL, and probably not being much active with UNG. If you want to dip in a bit more then maybe be on the lookout for sub 60 BOIL dips to buy, but be careful with "all in" kind of shit and use caution going into the next contract roll starting 6th business day of August. It will be rolling from the Sept to Nov contracts which will be bearish during the roll itself, but pretty dang bullish as the roll completes. I DO NOT KNOW how the balance between the bearish roll forces (fund is selling cheaper Sept contracts and buying more expensive Nov contracts, spanning 5 business days) and bullish macro conditions (hotter than a motherfucker out there) will wind up playing out during that roll, but it should come out the other side of it pretty nicely bullish. Check the CME Henry Hub quotes to see the projected forward curving. Anyway, pretty reasonably safe play is buy sub $60 if you get a chance, and sell around maybe $67 if you want to keep it *fairly* simple/quick/safe. Watch for *potential* bargains during the roll (Aug 8th to 14th), and what *might* to maybe even *should* be a fairly nice ramp upwards near or at the end, depending on macro conditions as well. I wouldn't be surprised if you could actually sell around 70 to 75 afterwards, but it's too much of a wild bucking bronco to make much of any assured predictions.

Man you fuckin' KILLED it with that AAPL buy! I reckon your only regret was not having bought a lot more!

[Anonymous No.55696854]

>>55696795
NVIDIA PE Ratio: 242.50
Absolute brainlet

[Anonymous No.55696866]

>>55696795
>>55696854
I will never forget how /smg/ made me sell nvidia beginning of this year. I hate you chuds. I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.55696889]

>>55696688
>MPW
Interesting. I didn't recognize the ticker, but when I looked it up definitely recognized the STOOK. I bought it earlier in the year at 9.24 and sold at 9.33. I found it in the analyst recommendations at E*TRADE a while back and dipped a toe in. How did you find that, what is your average, and what made you decide to run it? I know it has a great dividend, but I wonder how safe it is otherwise, what with the interest rates and corporate real estate macro headwinds. Something tells me though that those headwinds might be creating a great bargain opportunity that will pay off nicely as things improve in that arena. Anyway, interesting hold.

[Anonymous No.55696903]

Fuck institutions for not allowing me to buy/resell back to back in the same day. Buy penny stock and sell it when it goes +1. Fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.55696911]

>>55696903
yep, PDT is serious fuckin' bullshit obviously designed to keep the poorest from making it so easily.

[Anonymous No.55696942]

extreme mega breakout in communication services, monthly, weekly, daily charts.
been watching this sector closely, own google and snap, advise a client that owns telcos (mommy).
i like the whole sector but particularly snap for long term investors and i think there is opportunity in the telcos as well but they might continue declining for a long while, the etf works in mysterious ways.
the etf is the safe way to play this, maybe meta or google pukes, maybe snap doesn't pan out, maybe your chosen telco gets a little bit of "the treatment" and gets left behind, but the opportunities for the mega caps are so enticing, and the valuations on the telcos so low, the etf as a whole looks like a great place to stow money particularly if you're autistic and inexperienced in the market, not that anyone here is....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

[Anonymous No.55696960]

>>55696889
My DCA for MPW is slightly under $9, not dying to get rid of it yet as it’s got the nice dividend. It’s also near lows, and I don’t need a pile of cash immediately so I can ride this one out and let dividends reinvest for me, until such a time I need to pull out.

I had a fair amount of success swing trading DIS but currently a little stuck. Rumor has it, they’re about to sell all the non stream non park assets, so I’ll be selling that hype when more leaks come (or just continuing to hold until Iger fires everyone). The writer and actor strike is a blessing in disguise, though the Hulu buyout is going to sting

[Anonymous No.55696994]

>>55696854
cope harder

[Anonymous No.55697008]

>>55696866
You need to remember to never ever take any advice from /smg/ unless it comes from me.

[Anonymous No.55697012]

>>55696911
I am livid and will gut them when I circumvent their restrictions

[Anonymous No.55697013]

>>55696942
Communications are the hottest sector at the moment. Communications stocks have had fantastic price performance this week and are predicted to keep on rising in the near future.

I was contemplating whether to buy VOX or XLC last Monday. Both funds are very similar. I decided to buy XLC instead of VOX because it has a lower PE TTM ratio and a higher alpha. However, the alpha may change if VOX's holdings turn out to be more competitive than XLC's.

[Anonymous No.55697019]

>>55696960
I peek in on it (MPW) from time to time out of curiosity, I'll be interested in seeing what it winds up doing over the longer term. I remember now that it was an analyst recommendation *screener* I used at E*TRADE that led me to it. There were a few others I found that same night, Chord Energy I remember, and Chart Industries,which has just spiked up a substantial amount and I dang sure missed out on (originally bought at 143, last sold at 148, now 171).

[Anonymous No.55697022]

>>55697008
I'm not doing gay sex

[Anonymous No.55697041]

>>55697012
based, then you can strut around in front of their office windows wearing an URBAN SOMBRERO.

[Anonymous No.55697043]

>>55697022
Whoa buddy you don't have to surrender your bussy to me, giving me money works fine too.

[Anonymous No.55697112]

>>55697043
don't think just because I'm autistic you can pressure me into doing anything stupid for you over the internet. I need my money to... invest... in AQB

[Anonymous No.55697122]

just came in my own mouth. is this bullish or bearish for monday?

[Anonymous No.55697129]

>>55696260
Good morning, sport. My new car is coming this week. I am excited.

[Anonymous No.55697135]

>>55697112
>invest in AQB
ok I was joking at first but now for your own safety you really should let me handle your money

[Anonymous No.55697144]

>>55697135
insiders are only selling to attract new investment

[Anonymous No.55697164]

>>55697144
Oh of course! This is just the beginning for mutant fish

[Anonymous No.55697169]

>>55697164
exactly it's like coca cola

[Anonymous No.55697259]

>>55692849
>hit the buy button 200x in a single day and go bankrupt buying lottery tickets on penny stocks
*silence*
>hit the buy button once and then hit the sell button once
LOOKIE HERE BOYS WE GOT OURSELVES ONE OF THEM PATTERN DAY TRADERS

[Anonymous No.55697272]

Second day back to gym after vacation. My thighs are fucking screaming

[Anonymous No.55697271]

>>55696942
>no options

[Anonymous No.55697298]

Do you invest in companies you don't understand? I was looking at Fortinet (ticker: FTNT) which has good fundamentals but I don't understand what their modems do or why they're better than competitors.

[Anonymous No.55697306]

>>55697298
>Do you invest in companies you don't understand?

[Anonymous No.55697324]

>>55697298
no, i dont invest in BYND

[Anonymous No.55697327]

>>55697298
I used to spell anime characters out of tickers. It did well for a while and then it didn't.

[Anonymous No.55697353]

>>55697164
While I am certain that we are in the mere "beginning" for mutant fish, I am also rather confident that it will be a more large and established company that achieves what actually becomes the direction. This is little different than the fact that companies like XOM/CVX and such will wind up being the major "alternative" energy companies of the future far moreso than any literal whos, any of whom whole anything of actual value will be wholly bought if not robbed. It's the American way, son,
the
American
way
.
>>55697298
No. I only invest in SAFE securities like BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

[Anonymous No.55697356]

>>55697298
Doesnt that company make videogames with rick and morty twerking next to superman doing the dougie while building treehouses or something?

[Anonymous No.55697376]

paypal reports next week bros i'm all in on calls what should i expect

[Anonymous No.55697387]

new upside potential just dropped

[Anonymous No.55697391]

>>55697376
a GOOMBLER's reward...
Verification not required not required.

[Anonymous No.55697400]

>>55697353
What is your BOIL and KOLD holdings ratio at the moment?

[Anonymous No.55697409]

>>55697400
I just sold all of my KOLD on the dip and bought back ONE DOLLAH as a placeholder. I'll add to it only on breddy gud BOIL relative rips, starting around KOLD at $55.

[Anonymous No.55697440]

>>55692863
Is arty still objectively dogshit while camping TDs still claim it's too strong?

[Anonymous No.55697442]

Hit KR early this morning to beat the heat wave and the mob of people. Got in, got my stuff, got out without blowing more than I was aiming to spend and without a lot of hassle. (Just one maned checkout lane and only half the shat self scan things were working). We decided on subway for lunch. Fucking already 93 degrees now out.

[Anonymous No.55697458]

>>55696709
>35% poop
>35% pig organs
>100% disrespect to federal reserve + usa
haughty, defiant, certain to incur losses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3zdIHDTbg0

[Anonymous No.55697495]

>>55697442
>KR
hey poem anon
>we decided
Oh nevermind. I wasn't planning on drinking today but when the weather is as nice as it is all I can think about is poker and beer. Was supposed to be a rest day for exercise, but if I'm going to drink than I have to exercise, that's the rule. I also made burgers last night and ended up eating all 4 of them which probably isn't good either. They were honestly probably the best burgers I've ever made. They were so juicy, I couldn't help but eat them all.

[Anonymous No.55697498]

Realty income seems fairly valued but I think it will drop some. I see a safe money maker for the next 2 years in O. Triple net leases and leasees that can pay bills. I'd rather have money coming in monthly then try to game tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.55697505]

>>55697409
>>55697400
I should probably add that I expect the target numbers to evolve after this coming contract roll and KOLD will then have to get a little lower to trigger me to buy, but presently it's a nicely working swinging side hedge between buys of around $55 and less and sells of around $60 and more. I should also add that KOLD is staying breddy low in the ratio even when I buy more substantially, like maybe 1/3 at rare most.

[Anonymous No.55697512]

>>55697495
That's KO satanic hentai nigger boomer!

[Anonymous No.55697534]

>>55697512
Make sense, the Kroger posting through me off

[Anonymous No.55697536]

>>55696753
you need fill the niche if no one else is doing it

[Anonymous No.55697541]

>>55697534
Easily understandable. PoemAnon will have the anime girl KR pic on his trips to the grocer! Man you have me wanting some kick ass fuckin' burgers tho, sheeeeeeeit. I ain't got no CHARCOAL, much less beef, but can just smell and taste it now.

[Anonymous No.55697551]

>>55697495
>hey poem anon
That wasn't me. Must be another KR shopper here. I think that's actually the KO boomer. Sounds like his writing style. Also, I always post the peppers bag girl when I go to KR

[Anonymous No.55697576]

>>55697551
I guess I'm getting sloppy. I'm pretty skilled at stalking you online.

[Anonymous No.55697580]

>>55696903
Etrade would allow the transaction but you got a warning that they would give you a warning. If the trade was worth it I would make it anyway. I think after three warnings you got halted for a bit.

[Anonymous No.55697594]

>>55697008
Still holding RYCEY but only as a warning to my future self.

[Anonymous No.55697599]

>>55697580
the pattern daytrader mark is now permanent, if you missed the update

[Anonymous No.55697617]

>>55697594
It bounced back. It took years, but it bounced back

[Anonymous No.55697624]

>>55697599
(((infuckingdeed)))
You get ONE lifetime flag removal. Fortunately for myself I've evolved into a little system that mostly only uses day trades as emergency escapes when needed, but it's still total fuckin' bullshit. I now manage one account that isn't subject to the rule and got it flagged Friday while doing a re-allocation that had absolutely zero to do with pattern day trading mentality. I was surprised that even though it's not subject, it still got *flagged* on a technical level.

[Anonymous No.55697635]

>>55697617
it did. It really shouldn't have taken this long. The recovery in flights when covid stopped being a thing should have been obvious. Deeply upsetting trade.

[Anonymous No.55697692]

>>55697617
I would have been nice to be able to sell covered calls on it while waiting for some kind of rebound.

[Anonymous No.55697729]

>>55697576
>4c(ha)NNN(e)L
What does it mean??

[Anonymous No.55697751]

>>55697599
>>55696903
>>55696911
Why do people not just have a cash account for these types of trades?

[Anonymous No.55697775]

2023 has been kind to us, frens.
Still can't afford a house here in LA though...
Still waiting for the housing bubble to burst
It will burst... Right?

[Anonymous No.55697795]

>>55697751
then you have to wait for funds to settle between trades.

[Anonymous No.55697851]

>>55697775
Pretty sure THE defining zeitgeist of the Boomers has been to pull up every single ladder behind themselves as they financialize everything which they insulate themselves with "Housing Price GO UP".
The gerontocracy is not going to let that fail as long as even one Boomer is alive.

[Anonymous No.55697856]

>>55697576
No worries I'll probably go to KR later today anyway

[Anonymous No.55697958]

Oh fuck I just noticed I'm only gaining 1 month of runway this month even though I've saved a bunch of money and made good gains.
I think I need to reign in my spending...

[Anonymous No.55697968]

Well I can proudly say that the bonus on bet rivers casino paid off. I deposited $500, got a $500 bonus, played through the bonus and got some nice wins, and cashed out at $1200. Those first time promos are always amazing.

[Anonymous No.55697974]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo

[Anonymous No.55697987]

>>55697968
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55698008]

>TUP
WE DID IT REDDIT!!

[Anonymous No.55698087]

>>55697751
I don’t think it would make a difference. You can buy without the cash settling but if you sell before that time they still get butt hurt about it. It’s just another way to keep the little guy down.

[Anonymous No.55698102]

Baking (early (with no links (nothing personnel kid))).

[Anonymous No.55698111]

>>55698102
we lisp market general now

[Anonymous No.55698118]

>>55697968

[Anonymous No.55698142]

>>55697775
Nigger apocalypse with cause all the properties in big cities to collapse eventually. But, by that time it will be a fallout hell scape and nobody will want to live there anymore. Think Detroit where you could buy a house for $1.00 in certain areas. Even that didn’t work. In Baltimore their so stupid they won’t drop the liens on abandoned properties so even if you could buy the house you would have to pay off the liens and the years worth of fines and interest.

[Anonymous No.55698144]

>>55698118
kek!

[Anonymous No.55698172]

>temperature in my area predicted to be close to 100 degrees a day all through august
>immediately drops down into the 80s as soon as it's september 1st
What causes this? Also BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55698178]

RIP Charlie Sheen

[Anonymous No.55698191]

>>55698178
fuck you

[Anonymous No.55698193]

>>55698142
my one favorite Sinead song, fuckin' *loved* it back then.
>>55698172
>BOIL
BASED
A
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[Anonymous No.55698195]

>>55698178
catching aids by default makes you either a nigger or a fag

[Anonymous No.55698204]

>>55698193
>>55698142
FORGOTTED
SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNUrPzQYaw

[Anonymous No.55698205]

>>55697968
I would bet that those first time promos are designed to suck you in. The odds of winning algorithms will will change the second time you log in. Good job though. Buy some DHT with your winnings.

[Anonymous No.55698217]

almost my birthday month, what are some good freebies?
i've got DENN, IHOP, Red Robin lined up
gonna be shitting through the eye of a needle all month

[Anonymous No.55698262]

>>55698204
oh man, holy fuckin fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcO0fEabWHI

[Anonymous No.55698291]

Nap: failed

[Anonymous No.55698302]

>>55698193
Boil will be over 90 bucks next month, just like it'll be over 90 degrees where I live for a month- unusually hot. Natural gas never looked so good.

[Anonymous No.55698323]

>>55698291
Yall make me feel really good to have cannabis

[Anonymous No.55698328]

I just want all of my /smg/ frens to know that you you ever feel like you’re lost and have nobody to turn to, John Rocker is always there for you.

https://youtu.be/iE3meFEZEyI

[Anonymous No.55698338]

there's a certain stock i want u guys to look at to see which options would be good to buy / sell if i think the company is going to go down.

[Anonymous No.55698354]

>>55698323
I took a Xanny bar and still failed the Nap. Too much brain power

[Anonymous No.55698377]

>>55698354
Sounds like you gotta stop taking Xannies

[Anonymous No.55698398]

>>55698377
I wish I could get my hands on some xannies

[Anonymous No.55698440]

Wtf coffee dates are expansive. 7$ for a large latte

[Anonymous No.55698450]

>>55698302
>over 90 bucks
man I hope you are right on that, I try to be very conservative with my guestimations, and enjoy the surprise of any bonus. "You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table"

[Anonymous No.55698458]

>>55698338
what stock
>>55698328
love u 2 john-chan

[Anonymous No.55698471]

baking !!1

[Anonymous No.55698483]

>>55698458
RXRX. The company is a sham imo. Need you virgins to decide for me what options look good for 1) upside volatility hedging (what calls to buy as a hedge for my shares short)
2) directionally going short via buying puts / put spreads or maybe selling call spreads to capture precipitous movement

[Anonymous No.55698490]

>>55698354
>>55698377
Casually poppin xannies literally fucked my brain up and I was only using them for like a month or two, never used to have anxiety and now I do. Would highly
recommend not fucking around with xan. Just smoke some weed if you want to chill

[Anonymous No.55698491]

>>55698395
>>55698395
>>55698395
>>55698395
baked

[Anonymous No.55698504]

>>55698491
>bake a thread 13 minutes ago
>announce you're baking 2 minutes ago
>link to your bake just now
You're a bit out of order, buddy

[Anonymous No.55698514]

>>55698504
shhhh

[Anonymous No.55698611]

>>55698450
I believe if it goes over 3 dollars natgas, BOIL should shoot over 90 bucks (briefly). We're going to see the White BOIL Summer because of this awful fucking heat.

[Anonymous No.55698684]

>>55698611
Well it rolls from the Sept to Nov contracts coming up 2nd week of August and the quote prices on it are already over 3.

[Anonymous No.55698924]

>>55698684
This heat sucks balls so let's hope so. I hoped the same with the way gas prices jump every time oil jumps.

[Anonymous No.55699032]

>>55698924
The main thing I wonder is how the contango might lower the relative "pumpability" between the underlying and the instrument after the roll. In other words, right now if natgas goes up by X amount, then BOIL goes up by another X amount, but will that *relative* amount be reduced to some degree during the roll so as to make, for example, "85 is the new 90".