ALERT ALERT ALERT

[Anonymous No.55638406]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE AT DEFCON 3
LINK MARINES REPORT TO YOUR ALERT STATIONS IMMEDIATELY
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55638415]

isnt the threshold 21?

[Anonymous No.55638416]

>>55638406
Message from HQ:
"All nodes operational, Defcon 5."

Good job marines. Return to normal patrol duty.

[Anonymous No.55638446]

>>55638406
Weren’t there 31?

[Anonymous No.55638454]

>>55638446
Affirmative. Node #31 was seen committing acts against truth and was actively dealt with. Further information requires top secret clearance.

[Anonymous No.55638483]

>>55638406
wee woo wee woo alerter here
this is a false alert nothing to see here

[Anonymous No.55638526]

Marines we are literally at war. In total I managed to disarm 3 suppression bots this week and we are constantly battling fud daily. Stand strong and fight the good fight.

[Anonymous No.55638548]

>>55638406
Damn it feels good to not be holding a security

[Anonymous No.55638577]

token needed for sergey to pay wages.
with their 700 mostly women employee company (100 of them work as HR for a remote software company KEK) they created a product named CCIP. Linkfaggots called it fourth industrial revolution, in reality it's making $30 per day. KEK. Seethe and cope and dilate link faggots. Continue to buy so sergey can pay his mistresses. Linkfaggots are worse.

SEVEN SIGNS YOU’RE IN THE CHAINLINK CULT

>1) A leader is the ultimate authority.
Sergey is the ultimate truth, anything he says is bound to happen even though most of the stuff he said was untrue and totally unrealistic

>2 ) The group suppresses skepticism and forbids criticism.
Any single person who dares criticize Link is a paid discord tranny, a Bulgarian employed by NEXO or a salty person who lost his stack on Bancor and Celsius.

>3)The group delegitimizes former members.
People who get out of the cult are called no-Linkers or swingies, they are often verbally attacked by the most fanatical Link marines

>4) The group is paranoid about the outside world.
Link marines legitimately believe there is a global Bulgarian conspiracy involving NEXO, the MEV mafia and Binance to suppress their rank 25 premined token. Nobody can explain why they would do that but they seem to be 100% convinced of this insane delusion

>5) The group relies on “shame” tactics to maintain conformity.
Any person who dares raise criticism is a potential “FUDDER”

>6) The leader considers himself above the law and moral standards.
Sergey dumped 140 million tokens and made roughly $500 million off retail investors but that’s perfectly okay for Link marines.

>7) The leader uses different means to weaken the minds.
Sergey uses sleazy conman tactics to string along the community with SmartCon and other cringe Twitter memes after more than 6 years.

[Anonymous No.55638581]

>bro argue with my chat ai lmao
lol no

[Anonymous No.55638707]

Threads like this are why I hold LINK

[Anonymous No.55639002]

>>55638406
alertors have earned their rewards today

[Anonymous No.55639005]

>>55638406

[Anonymous No.55639045]

>>55638406
alertoooors ten-hut!

[Anonymous No.55639934]

>>55638406
>>55638415
>>55638416
>>55638446
>>55638454
Chainlink is a blatant scam, let me explain you why:
LINK's javascript has been hacked and now all the nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.
But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes, Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline
LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.
The price will TANK to at least 50 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.
Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network. This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet. Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Get into something else now

[Anonymous No.55639947]

>>55639934
as a dev, this is bad, illogical fud. Doesn't change the fact that LINK is a de-facto scam, but there is no infinite javascript "loop" preventing a node restart. kek

[Anonymous No.55640102]

>>55639947
I'm actually more qualified to talk about this than most anons.I'm employed with a cyber-techno machinations company, I do a lot of security analyst programming type work. Open source, decentralized, APIs, partnerships, you name it. We'd be one of the first companies in line for something like Chainlink, if the decentralized smart contract space had more value over traditional data exchanges. There's a catch though, an underlying flaw more deeply embedded in the bedrock of LINK than the very code itself. The flaw is with the concept, and it's this: Companies won't actually go through the hassle of trusting their data API's through crypto.

Now I can already hear your keyboards going frantic, but hear me out. /biz/ hates banks, and traditional data providers. But actual companies, businesses, and investors do not. There's an old saying you might have heard of: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!". The idea that any of our bosses would give us the go ahead if we approached them to put our companies valuable data in a smart contract on a cryptocurrency called Chainlink, that they've never heard of, we'd be laughed out at best and fired on the spot at worst. We already have API data buyers and providers we trust.

'But Chainlink is trustless!' I hear you cry, but is that really a good thing? Just listen to the sound of it. Businesses don't want to spend millions of dollars on something that is trustLESS, they want something trustFUL. 'But the reputation system!', doesn't that defeat the whole point of your coin? If companies only trust nodes with high reputation, what's the difference between trusting banks and data providers that already have reputation, but in real life not on a computer screen.

The fact is, LINK is going to share the same fate as ETH will. A lot of 'real world application' hype, with a lot of 'crypto world application' reality. Only, this billion supply coin isn't going to come close to the $1k that Etherum hit.

[Anonymous No.55641035]

>all the oracles report that trans women are real women. Sorry chud you got debunked by the "truth machine"

[Anonymous No.55641073]

>>55638406
Imagine holding ANY value in an illegal security shitcoin with one of the worst premines in history.

[Anonymous No.55641149]

>>55641035
CCIPtroons unite!

[Anonymous No.55641175]

>>55641073
but enough about XRP

[Anonymous No.55641194]

>>55638406
>didn't greentext alarm sound
Anon do you really talk like this?

[Anonymous No.55641200]

>>55638577
Stinkcels can't even refute a single point, all of which are factual and part of historical record.

[Anonymous No.55641210]

>>55638707
Threads like this are why I sold Link in 2020 above $35 average.

[Anonymous No.55641227]

>>55641175
The funny thing is that LINK and XRP are rivals for the title of "worst premined shitcoin with no utility" and the title of "most corrupt token distribution".

[Anonymous No.55641243]

>>55638406

[Anonymous No.55641419]

>>55641200
Historical record that is secured by _______. Go on on fuddie fill in the blank.

[Anonymous No.55641567]

i love being able to actively participate in the chainlink ecosystem via staking alerts. it's so much better than just putting money into something and sitting around doing nothing

[Anonymous No.55641590]

>>55638406
Can explain with you mean here?

[Anonymous No.55641606]

>>55641590
part of staking participation is the ability to raise alerts if an oracle is reporting incorrectly. for accurately alerting, you are rewarded

[Anonymous No.55641695]

>>55641606
how many linkies do you get per alert?

[Anonymous No.55642147]

>>55638406
Jason Parser dead?

[Anonymous No.55643326]

>>55638406
Based alerter

[Anonymous No.55643661]

im gonna aloooooort

[Anonymous No.55643759]

>>55641567
this
i am EARNING my staking income