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>> No.55623728

And now?

>> No.55623736
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>>55623723
invest in cocoa butter stocks now

>> No.55623737

>>55623728
Its over

>> No.55623739

>>55623723
I would eat her out no questions asked for $500,000

>> No.55623741

>>55623723
And she will be broke within two years.

>> No.55623762

well at least you know she will spend a shit load and stimulate the economy kek

>> No.55623782

>>55623741
This
Invest in liquor stores and clubs near her

>> No.55623817

>>55623739
Nigger lover with no integrity. Whites really do deserve everything happening to them

>> No.55623834

Now is the time to invest in KFC and grape drank.

>> No.55623842

>>55623741
cope.

>> No.55623845

>>55623817
Kys polfag, i hope you die in a fire.

>> No.55623892

>>55623723
lotto winners aren't random. Epstein won the lotto twice.

>> No.55623914

>>55623845
Seethe fecesskin

>> No.55623926
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>>55623842
How is it cope dumbfuck? The people who win the lottery always go broke because they're retards with no common sense. If they had any understanding they'd never play the lottery.

>> No.55623930

Everyone of you who bought a ticket paid for her reparations LMAO!!!!!!!

>> No.55623944

>>55623817
lol what's happening to whites that's worse than what's happening to the rest of the world? Absolutely nothing. Cope harder.

>> No.55623962

>>55623926
it's not even a race issue right, it's a poor person issue. It's well documented that only poors play the lotto and it literally ruins their lives, if not outright kills them. Google it.

>> No.55623986

>>55623723
lottery is the biggest wealth transfer from poor whites to poor minorites giving them the ability to further breed away white genes

>> No.55624012
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>>55623723
>A black woman is richer than you
It won't last very long.
Trust me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4dJUXU2ckg

>> No.55624026
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>>55623723
its genius
this is how they collect taxes from people who traditionally dont pay taxes

>> No.55624030

>>55623741
>>55623842
>>55623926
>>55623962
See >>55624012

>> No.55624051
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55624051

Not so fast goy!

>> No.55624064

>>55623723
the lottery is rigged. spics and niggs are winning it lately,it's either over for white demographics in america or they do it for demoralization

>> No.55624065

>>55624051
>taxes on lottery winnings
Do Americans really?

>> No.55624079

>>55624051
I mean, still, $433 Mm is nothing to sneeze at.
Let's say you win at age 40: hypothetically you only have 30-40 years left to live anyway.
You could live off $10 Mm a year for life, and still have money left over to leave to your family.
Hell, I earn a little over six figures, and I'm doing fine and living within reasonable means: I don't need to buy a new Ferrari every week or anything.

>> No.55624107

>>55623926
Let's see your 2 billion dollar networth, you are working harder than what the lotto can provide right?
>>55624079
>steals 2/3rds of your money
>THANK YOU BERG MASTER
Kys.

>> No.55624147

>>55624012
I actually have a neighbor who won 1M€.
Or would have, if she had checked the ticket in time. She randomly found it in her wallet while playing again, asked them to check for a prize and it did have a prize, except she was a month too late to claim the prize.
Must be fucking awful.

>> No.55624150

>>55624079
Boot licker, taxation is theft. A penny is already too much.

>> No.55624155

>>55624051
Only if you take the lump sum. If you take the annual annuity it’s way WAY less taken. Keeping 80% vs 45%. And it ensures you don’t blow it all like a retard with a 5 year span.

>>55624065
It’s a “stupid tax”

>> No.55624156
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>>55624107
That's if you go with the lump sump.
A lot of people get annuity payments for life.
They key is to immediately get a lawyer after winning big, and they'll help you sort it out.
The problem with poor people is that they're already bad with money, so when they strike gold with the lottery, they squander it all in a year.
They end up buying a ton of mansions and sportscars, without regard for upkeep or maintenance.
They flaunt their wealth to friends and family, and become targets of robbery and vengeance.
A lot of them get hooked on drugs, too.
Personally, if I won the Billion jackpot, I'd instantly lawyer-up, take the annuity payments, invest most of it into a mutual fund, put a lot into a trust fund for my family, then retire at 40.

>> No.55624168

>>55624079
>I don't need to buy a new Ferrari every week or anything.
you couldnt anyway you fkn.. lmao

>> No.55624178
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>>55624168
>he doesn't know what hyperbole means

>> No.55624180

>>55624079
How do you live if you aren't buying a new ferrari every week? Do you also wear a pair of socks more than once?

>> No.55624185

>>55624156
The annuity is a terrible idea unless you can't control your spending. If you're going to take the annuity, what is the point of the lawyer?

>> No.55624187

>>55623723
Every dog has his day.

>> No.55624190

>>55624156
>bank and lotto declare bankruptcy afterwards
>gets to keep all the billion and you won't get any debt erased because bankruptcy isn't for the common man
Just kill those that need to be killed.

>> No.55624195

>>55623723
Lottery is set up to catch time travelers. I hope they burn that witch.

>> No.55624224

>>55624065
Don't they everywhere?
In my country it all used to be deducted from the prize beforehand so what they announced would be what you would get.
Then they started applying 25% tax.
Which probably is the same tax as the americans, it's just that their "prize" is actually not the lump sum but is calculated for a monthly stipend of X for Y years, corrected for inflation.

>> No.55624248

>>55624185
>$30~ million check every year for 28 years
>you WILL have dozens (maybe even hundreds over almost 3 decades) of frivolous lawsuits filed against you by people trying to get a slice of your pie.
>”lmao who needs a lawyer”

>> No.55624255

>>55624224
I mean, hell, look at the U.K. tax laws for wealthy people: why do you think a lot of celebrities become legal residents of Monaco?
I'm sure tax laws changed a bit since the '70s, but I know for a fact that the Rolling Stones briefly lived in the U.S. to avoid British taxes for a bit (see: Exile on Main Street).
Pink Floyd and I believe Paul McCartney did the same thing too around the same time.

>> No.55624285

>>55624255
brits go to monaco because uk is an indian colony where the last remaining white women only take BBC's

>> No.55624298

>>55623741
yup

>> No.55624320

>>55624155
>doesn’t understand the present vs future value of money
Lmao dumb retard, of course you’re on biz spouting opinions without having even the slightest amount of financial literacy

>> No.55624343

>>55624320
Cool story, big guy. I was just pointing out the fact that it get taxed less, and that it’s a good way to keep your yourself from pissing away your winnings if you have bad habits (which is extremely likely for anyone that plays the lottery to begin with). Go sperg out somewhere else.

>> No.55624380

>be nigger
>walk into a store
>>[sheboon gibberish about winning ticket]
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

>> No.55624395

>>55623723
If she isn’t immediately murdered by retarded nigs who don’t understand theee is not a big physical sage full of money on her property
If her family doesn’t devour every cent
If she doesn’t blow every dollar on a mansion and cars for her kids and lavish parties and furniture
If she immediately hired a financial advisor
If she never touched a cent for herself
Then the government would still buttfuck her out of 60% and the rest would disappear with the value of the dollar in the next 80 years. Her grandchildren will die dirt poor

>> No.55624415

she'll probably be scammed or murdered

>> No.55624458

>>55624155
The lottery is already a stupidity tax. Taxing the winnings as well seems harsh

>> No.55624482

>>55624380
Can someone actually clarify if this is the winner or just some retarded nigger that got filmed for Le Epic Social Media Meme reaction. The headline implies this is just some faggot that heard the store had the winner and went in screaming "oh lowd oh lowd dem rangz"

>> No.55624494

>>55624458
Well that how the government gets the money. You’re not taxed when you buy a ticket. Though if you don’t win, you can basically chock it up to “I just gave the government [however much money you spent on tickets]”

>> No.55624515

>>55624343
>which is extremely likely for anyone that plays the lottery to begin wit
This x1,000%.
People that seriously play the lottery or gamble in general are typically lower class types with bad habits that lead them to making poor decisions.
Why do you think most cigarette smokers are also fat and walk really slowly and stand on escalators?
The bigger picture here is poor decision making: people who tend to furiously play the lottery are also the same types to eventually squander their winnings on superficial things like Gucci loafers.
Actual rich people don't need to remind everyone they're rich.
Why do you think the Zucc wears the same plain grey T-shirt everywhere?
Why do you think Steve Jobs dressed like he shopped at Salvation Army, and lived in a modest sized home?

>> No.55624519

>>55623723
Reparations are going well, nice.

>> No.55624532

>>55623736
>Cocoa butter
That's a meme. You want to corner the Vaseline market.

>> No.55624543

>>55623930
This will get no replies because there's no counter to it, only seethe.

>> No.55624546
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>>55623723
>A black woman is richer than you
Most people are

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>>55624515
The fuck did you just say about smoking? *checks palm pilot alerts* AH I FOUND YOU

>> No.55624596

>>55624155
>take 45% now
>invest and make way more money instead of letting it trickle in for 30 fucking years which you might not even be alive to see the end of
the annuity is the actual idiot trap.

>> No.55624603

>>55624079
The main problem is how to hold onto that money the entire time. No single bank will take the entire sum, it's too big a risk for both parties. So you generally have to pay someone to manage the money, that draws it down more quickly. They can make mistakes that fuck you over. And the safest investments aren't super liquid, so you have to hold them even if you find something better to invest in, or perhaps take a loss on the sale.
But suffice it to say that if she sticks even a tenth of that haul into US bonds and the country doesn't default and collapse in the next 50 years, she'll be fine. Hell, buy other sovereign bonds, hedge your bet. Live off the interest.
The knowledge to keep the money is a lot more accessible than it used to be, I don't think this woman will ever be destitute again.

>> No.55624629

>>55623926
Plenty of non-retarded people buy tickets for fun, but anyone with half a brain cell sets up a legal entity to claim the winnings anonymously, so you don't know how they ended up. The rest are absolute retards, but they're the only ones you can track.

>> No.55624653

>>55624596
The annuity is transferred to your beneficiary after death. And like I’ve said, twice now, it’s an option for people who would otherwise blow all of it at once on stupid shit.

>> No.55624677

>>55624603
>No single bank will take the entire sum, it's too big a risk for both parties.
lol no, there are plenty of checking accounts with billions in them like circle's deposits for USDC include a checking account at BNY Mellon with a 10 figure balance.

>> No.55624699

>>55624519
>reparations
This much money landing in her lap at once will be the absolute worst thing to ever happen to her or her family. They’ll be targeted both legally and physically, and if they don’t get whacked by someone who thinks for whatever reason they’re carrying those millions around with them, they’ll lose it all from poor decisions and being a shitty person within 3 years.

>> No.55624711

>>55624482
>no one replied
So this is just another square box be mad thread?

>> No.55624719

>>55624653
So would the wealth you made investing over 30 years. Stick that shit in an index fund and you'll make more than you lost in taxes over that time period, and that's like the bare minimum. The people who would blow it on stupid shit are too stupid to realize they should take the annuity because they are stupid and would spend it all.

>> No.55624749

>>55624719
Knowing /biz/ he'd fat finger buy the entire order book of LINK in a single click, shooting the price up to $500 for 8 seconds, then spend the next hour wondering where his money went and the next 3 years shitposting here about "LINK to $500" to recoop his winnings.

>> No.55624759

https://youtu.be/wD3Uqhe4dos
>>oh lowd oh lowd dem raaangs
>>can you show us the ticket??!?
>runs away

>> No.55624860

>>55624719
> The people who would blow it on stupid shit are too stupid to realize they should take the annuity
Well yeah true.
It IS better to take the lump sum if you have a brain and can manage it wisely, but this all started from talking about the taxes on each option and people being dumb and what not. But you’re right about making more than what was lost in taxes, eventually. The annuity is more like autopilot if you’re smart, and a safety net if you’re stupid, I guess. And the lump sum would be a huge opportunity if you’re smart, or absolute (potentially life ending) disaster if you’re stupid.

>> No.55624893

>>55623926
Some of them do, most don't. Especially if they win one fucking billion, the winners that get broke usually have a few 100s k after taxes

>> No.55624939 [DELETED] 

>>55624759
>claiming it was her
This retarded nigger didnt win anything she probably cant read numbers and just got confused

>> No.55624959

>>55623739
>Yes, I AM jewish, how could you tell?
Commit suicide.

>> No.55624966

>>55623926
if you aren't making so much money that a lottery ticket a drawing is inconsequential, you are BROKE

>> No.55624970

>>55623741
Two months*

>> No.55624978

>>55624677
I can't tell if you're trolling or an idiot.

>> No.55624995

>>55624699
Woah cool seems like the best thing white supremacists could do if they want to get rid of black people is give them a ton of money you should get on that.

>> No.55625215

I am in a propaganda thread

>> No.55625256

>>55625215
Yup was a 65+ year old Latina woman who won from L.A
literally just making up news shit to piss white people off.

>> No.55625397

>>55623723
inb4 the nogette takes the lump sum, pays the taxes, and blows the rest in less than a year.

>> No.55625619

>>55623723
how much was she paid for this fake news story?

>> No.55626095

>>55624978
your the idiot if you think you can't put a billion $$ into a bank account. The banks would fucking love you for doing that because they'd make so much money off you just parking it was the fed and taking the IoR. And bonds are a terrible investment for long term value preservation. Ultra high NW individuals allocate almost nothing to fixed income, its a trap for poor people who value nominal stability even though the currency itself is volatile, they're dumb fucks fooled by the illusion of money.

>> No.55626125

>>55625619
0 initially. It's about getting free publicity. Now some far left msm will pay her shekels for an interview about the lotto being racist n sheit

>> No.55626889

>>55626095
I'm gonna destroy you with three letters. You ready?

SVB

>> No.55627000

>>55623723
Congratulations, I sincerely wish her the best. Everyone has a hard life, and many could use a break like that

>> No.55627002

>>55626889
SVB proves my case lol, multiple of the top holders had >$billion which they got transferred in full to first-citizen so now they have accounts at first-citizen with >$billion. There is no limit to what you can put in a bank account.

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>>55624026
Holy shit this is so true. Genius.
You know what else is genius?? Blackswan. It's revolutionary ChatGPT powered trading tool to analyze news in real time and instantaneously execute trades to profit from all eventualities.

more info at : blackswan dot biz

>> No.55627203

>>55623723
(AND THATS A GOOD THING)

>> No.55627220

>>55627195
Go spam this shit somewhere else.

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>>55627220
I was gonna use a cat meme but I figured I would go with the thread theme.

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>>55624051
>If i don't steal your money, someone else will!

>> No.55627453

>>55623741
That's the fate of almost every lottery winner to be fair.

>> No.55627624

>>55624603
>No single bank will take the entire sum, it's too big a risk for both parties
They will. If your concern is FDIC coverage, ICS accounts are a thing. Even then, you don't want it in cash because you'll get eaten alive by inflation.

>> No.55627683

>>55627453
keep dreaming. I hope this black lady moves to the most afluent white area, and brings her entire family. Nothing is more hilarious than making a whitoids turn red.

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>>55627683
Cope harder, brown hands.

>> No.55627980

>>55627002
You really are an idiot. It required unprecedented action to keep them from being wiped out. The law says they should have been wiped out, and the conditions that caused SVB's collapse haven't been alleviated, so there's still a chance that it happens again, and this time they don't have a money printer to bail them out. On top of that, those are companies presumably with some sort of cash flow (even if they're not profitable). Someone who won the lottery isn't stacking capital for business expansion.

>> No.55628027

>>55627624
ICS has a $150 mil limit and is basically just an expedited version of paying someone to create multiple accounts at different banks.
>Even then, you don't want it in cash because you'll get eaten alive by inflation.
And, frankly, banks don't want it because large uninsured deposits are a gigantic liability.
The point is that when you have a large chunk of the economy, having it sit liquid is discouraged by basically every interested entity. You're incentivized to put it into some sort of productive enterprise or asset, where it might lose value. That's the trouble with having a big windfall.

>> No.55628295

>>55623741
Yeah, literal hundreds of her nigger extended family members and friends will be begging her for gibs. 90% of it it gone within first month just from this

>> No.55628427

>>55623741

If she is actually the winner, it's gonna be a movie tier shit.

>> No.55628548

>>55623741
>And she will be broke within two years.
*buck broken

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>>55623723
>black woman in majority white America in L.A
Most winner's as of recently have been nigs and spics. Prob been rigged from a while ago

>> No.55630386

>>55623723
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/millionaire-dog-gunther-vi-selling-miami-mansion-once-owned-madonna/

>> No.55630387

>>55630370
It's fucking LA, everyone in cali overreacts to everything in the hopes of being "discovered"
It's far more likely this is just some mentally ill nigress trying to gain publicity for being "Le First Poster" than actually winning

>> No.55630388

>>55623845
Get boosted

>> No.55630390

>>55630387
Calis so fake and gay the gas station owner could have planned it just to have their shitty kwikemart broadcasted

>> No.55630392

>>55623741
she opted to have the prize money given to her in increments so she isn't gonna be broke. Not unless we get hyperinflation

>> No.55630414

>>55630392
Source? Or are you just talking out of your ass?

>> No.55630451

Good for her

>> No.55630731

>>55623741
It's literally impossible to spend that much money in that time.

>> No.55630737

>>55630731
Retard.

>> No.55630745

>>55623782
thanks for the good laf

>> No.55630796

Psychedelic Water.

>> No.55631011

>>55624156
How retarded are you you could just put it all in vtsax and get more from dividends than you would get from the annual payment on top of your intial winnings and your dividends would grow more throughout the years as the fund increases in value

>> No.55631030

>>55623741
No, dead. People will want her money.

>> No.55631060

short bitcoin to 1$ and make maxxis seeth so much

>> No.55631107

>>55624065
The tax man gets more if they just tax the ticket and not just the winnings.

>> No.55631135

>>55631060
>t. shit colored shitcoiner

>> No.55631144

>>55623723

Good.

I hope she won and not some white cracka.

>> No.55631156

>>55623723
You've never heard of Oprah?

>> No.55631157

>>55631144

I can't stand white people.

They cause all the problems of the world.

>> No.55631221

>>55627453
Makes me sick to think about this, and for that matter trust fund babies blowing all their money on frivolous shit. If every person accepted a modest NEET monk living standard we could unironically all have a non-hellish UBI (combined with some form of light eugenics or population control/incentives so only the best people actually reproduced), the technology and automation already exists to support this.

>> No.55631512

YPIPO DON SEASIN THEY TICKETS