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[/smg/ Stock Market General No.55591310]

Thou Shall Not Short Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Live Trading Stream
https://www.twitch.tv/TheLiveTradingChannel

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Prev: >>55589199

[Anonymous No.55591336]

first for buy AMD

[Anonymous No.55591341]

Damn it feels good to not be a bobo retard

[Anonymous No.55591342]

I got shrekt today, boys.

[Anonymous No.55591345]

Satisfactory day. I am going to take a nap.

[Anonymous No.55591348]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.55591364]

Power 3/60 hour!

[Anonymous No.55591374]

>>55591348
Yes, your time to die
You had your chance, bobo

[Anonymous No.55591376]

it's over my bear bros.... the end has come....

[Anonymous No.55591378]

>>55591341
tick tock turkey

[Anonymous No.55591386]

Imagine not buying tqqq. Imagine not being over 100% up on your money in just 3 months. Just imagine.

[Anonymous No.55591397]

PGY doin a lil sumin

[Anonymous No.55591399]

>>55591348
>>55591378
Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.55591400]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55591403]

>>55591376
MSFT fair value is over 9,000

[Anonymous No.55591410]

>>55591386
Where I'm at, I don't have to imagine

[Anonymous No.55591415]

>>55591400
+2.41% gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55591417]

>Do some backtesting over a 72 day period
>-20.23%
>+10.44%
>+10.35%
>+9.23%
>Include the loss and it's 6.0% net (approx 30% annualized)
>If you can reduce the impact of the loss, either by better risk management, not trading the signal (quantitatively), or exiting the loss early, it's a 33.1% gain (approx 165% annualized)

Wins don't matter. Wins don't fucking matter at all.
You have to avoid losses and avoid the drawdown

[Anonymous No.55591423]

>>55591400
+3.98%
SOXL gang

[Anonymous No.55591424]

>>55591400
+3.13%

[Anonymous No.55591429]

>>55591400
it's going up too fast

[Anonymous No.55591431]

>blood red close
party starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55591448]

>>55591400
Green like a frog.

[Anonymous No.55591453]

You just don't get it, do you? This is 2020-2021 all over again. The market will just keep trading above its trading lines and every dip will get instantly slurped. NASDAQ is up more than 40% and it's been only 7 months. That is more than ample proof, I believe.
Earnings period has started off phenomenally and all beat by huge margins. Expectations have been scaled down substantially for tech so they will beat like crazy as well.
High and sticky core inflation, low PPI, low "customer inflation", borrowing keeps growing, check out M2.
And even if you think earnings matter... check out META's for the past 2 years. Absolute DOG SHIT and yet it is up +200%

[Anonymous No.55591457]

>>55591400
+.81%

[Anonymous No.55591461]

>>55591400
Cash: +$506
Funfolio: +0.98%
Overall: +1.34%

Closed out my $QQQ verticals wayyyyyy too early but that's okay. I got my daily rate and I'm happy with that. Besides, now my $QQQ track record is positive. My $TSLA lotto spread play is going strong at a nice +143.75% so far. Hope $TSLA hits >$300 to get the full amount out of it.

[Anonymous No.55591468]

We are absolutely V shaped

[Anonymous No.55591469]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.55591471]

>>55591453
Meanwhile, retail sales are flat and industrial production is down.

[Anonymous No.55591475]

>>55591348
Bought SPXU yesterday FML

[Anonymous No.55591490]

>>55591400
Free money

[Anonymous No.55591498]

>>55591400
The puts I sold are slowly losing value after going against me for a while

[Anonymous No.55591519]

>>55591400
I took advantage of SENS' inexplicable pump today and sold a bunch more covered calls. Also sold some calls I bought on the cheap a while back. Not very exciting, but I'm making money while still holding out hope that one of these days the retarded management at this company will actually do something with their glucose monitoring tech. Oh and my other stocks did pretty well too.

[Anonymous No.55591521]

>>55591475
roll

[Anonymous No.55591538]

Western Alliance bankruptcy waiting room

[Anonymous No.55591542]

Here's the thing about being a persistent Bobo vs being a persistent Mumu.
The upside to Mumu is infinite. The downside is yes, one or two of your holdings can go to $0, but this is rare. When it does happen, you can often escape when you're down like 50% and some baggie will buy your "cheapies" before the company goes under. So the realistic worst case is like -50%, but if you have even just a few holdings you'll be making money every year so the occasional company bankruptcy won't kill you.

With Bobos? You're betting against the economy, against the world. Your upside is not infinite, it's finite. But your downside is infinite! Literally infinite! Even when you do get an upside, it's really not enough to make up for the risk. It's the play of contrarian teenagers.

If you dont trust in a position, the smart bearish play is to simply wait on that position, or move on to something else. Not gamble that you can time the market. It's better to wait in cash for a crash and buy cheap.

I dont hate you, Bobo. I dont want to kill you or maim you or flay you alive or burn your children to death (I reserve that disdain for the janitors). I want to help you.

As Crip Mac says, "Never commit [financial] suicide, everything gonna C alright!"

[Anonymous No.55591554]

>>55591471
The service industry is on the rise (as expected since it's the summer season) and trades are also getting back on track (extremely strong for the economy). Zoomies and millenials are picking up the slack as it seems.
The industry is returning to the US to make it the powerhouse it once used to be. As Europe and China keep delivering worse and worse numbers, the US will retake its throne as the king of tech/industry.
Plus, with this high sticky core inflation, growth is pretty much ensured. With the low PPI, companies will squeeze us dry. Bullish.
2024 and 2025 will be insane

[Anonymous No.55591555]

>bobos capitulating and tech trannies in euphoria
Yup time to sell

[Anonymous No.55591564]

we are genius investors, possibly the greatest ever. Nothing can stop this train that we are on, it is truly a new paradigm and my euphoria is maximum

[Anonymous No.55591571]

>>55591538
JPM will own all banks. Just buy them.

[Anonymous No.55591574]

>>55591400
+0.46%

[Anonymous No.55591577]

>>55591571
never

[Anonymous No.55591580]

>>55591554
China is only giving worse numbers due to cuckery by US.

I think China will still boom with all the in-country innovation and developments theyare making (funded by their gubment).

[Anonymous No.55591593]

>>55591574
>Who am I!? What am I!?

[Anonymous No.55591600]

>>55591564
We're all going to be rich!

[Anonymous No.55591603]

I hate stocks.

[Anonymous No.55591611]

>>55591554
Problem with absolute number graphs like the one you posted is going from $1 to $1000 is +99900% but going from $10B to $9B is only -10%.

EU numbers are bad because they're actually bad but China numbers are "bad" because they missed expectation.
2023H1 US electricity production is down 1.5% YoY
Germany down 11%. China up 5%.

[Anonymous No.55591617]

>>55591564
Based Bobo

[Anonymous No.55591655]

>>55591490
What’re your positions
>>55591461
Why aren’t 2D real

[Anonymous No.55591657]

>>55591600
Literally every single US citizen will be a millionaire at some point.

[Anonymous No.55591663]

>>55591617
Said no one ever
Neither in bull nor bear markets

[Anonymous No.55591669]

>>55591580
Yeah, as much as we all like to hate on China, the truth is that they are significantly more hardworking than us. As someone who has worked a lot with chinks, they are crazy. Their work ethic is just insane. I was the only one to keep up with them (+80h/week) and that was only for a year. I cannot imagine keeping that up for years.
The fact is that China keeps growing at a pace that outstrips every other developed nation in the world. They have commodities and cheap oil. And contrary to the internet's opinion, they really are at the forefront of tech and research and are swiftly catching up to us and have beaten us in many areas. They can just brute-force everything.
And they can still provide public massive stimulus packages by printing (we still do that but it's more covert).
I still think the US will run on steroids in the coming years though

[Anonymous No.55591675]

>>55591415
you'll never take profit, that is why you will lose

[Anonymous No.55591687]

Is this bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.55591705]

>>55591687
Depends on your timeframe.

[Anonymous No.55591709]

>>55591687
bottom trendline is all that matters

[Anonymous No.55591720]

>>55591709
Always has.

[Anonymous No.55591723]

TSLY DIVY

[Anonymous No.55591741]

>>55591341
>>55591415
>>55591423
>>55591424
>>55591448
>>55591457
>>55591461
>>55591490
>>55591574
kick ass, BLESSED
>>55591345
just woke up from one after a sastisfactory day, in fact. been up since 4am watching BOIL and had to catch back up a little.

[Anonymous No.55591745]

>>55591669
Yep, I really want to invest into KWEB since it is the literal bottom and I expect China to boom massively since they are not cucked by any environmental laws and they only care about MONEY MONEY MONEY.

Too bad I can't, something something KID document EU cuckery something.

[Anonymous No.55591746]

>>55591400
Up 20 bucks

[Anonymous No.55591752]

>>55591746
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55591778]

GOD FUCK DAMMIT
I am $566.08 short of a new month of runway. I'll have to wait for my Vanguard account to update... I should definitely make at least that much
Or maybe I should cut back on my fucking spending

[Anonymous No.55591795]

>>55591746
capitalism is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.55591797]

>>55591400

[Anonymous No.55591803]

>>55591746
I'd rather have this than FUNKO POPS.

[Anonymous No.55591805]

>>55591400
What's worse than still being in the red after all of this?
...
The feeling like it's somehow going to stay red for a long time still.

[Anonymous No.55591840]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.55591850]

>>55591797
which contract?

[Anonymous No.55591862]

>>55591745
I don't know, man. The stock market is a bit different in Asia it seems. Here in the west, it's just an insane exponential curve while in other parts of the world it just ain't moving. Not really sure why that is.
It's still crazy that they grew 6% and the index fell on that piece of news. I love that all those experts always place insane demands and expectations on other parts of the world while placing pretty much no expectations on the US. Oh the earnings are worse by 50% compared to last year but we expected worse --> UP. It's just too rigged here

[Anonymous No.55591865]

AAAH THEY ARE SELLING AFTERMARKET

[Anonymous No.55591868]

SHORT KRE REGIONAL BANK CRISIS IS BACK BOBROS WE BACK NIGGA

[Anonymous No.55591895]

>>55591865
Selling during chosen people hours? In *my* stock market?
It's more likely than you think

[Anonymous No.55591904]

>>55591655
All in on $TQQQ since March 2.
Yes I am a genius thanks for asking. No this isn't my only position. I've got other more diversified accounts that total to about 400k

[Anonymous No.55591907]

>>55591400
up another .73% today

[Anonymous No.55591945]

KNEEL to your god. What the hell are you guys doing if you ain't owning NVDA stock? You could have bought at the literally TOP two years ago and still would make a very nice profit.
The mentality of "6-7% per year if you are lucky" is long forgotten. Tech is the future and that future is already here

[Anonymous No.55591978]

>>55591778
cut back AND wait for vanguard to update

[Anonymous No.55592000]

[Anonymous No.55592018]

>>55591978
Another problem is my that my Excel formula for calculating my runway factors in a a rough inflation variable... So the more months of runway I gain, the more expensive the next month becomes. Over the next 4.5 years, I'm expected to spend on average $6,200 per month!

[Anonymous No.55592019]

>WAL afterhours
lol

[Anonymous No.55592047]

>>55592019
YUP

[Anonymous No.55592069]

>>55591310
>make Fintech AI called Bobo
>tell it to crash all global markets
>click enter
What now mumu

[Anonymous No.55592108]

>>55591945
I'll buy it at a discount, thanks

[Anonymous No.55592129]

Bank earnings are going to pop the glownigger market, and then all the shills ITT are going to rope lmao.

[Anonymous No.55592142]

>>55592108
we had despair back in october

[Anonymous No.55592145]

>>55592129
Bankearnings was today? Some were pretty underwhelming (bank of america) but it still isn't enough to crash this bubble.

[Anonymous No.55592150]

>>55591945
Good shorting candidate.

[Anonymous No.55592152]

>>55592142
Yield curve is still inverted. The crash/recession hasn't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.55592154]

>>55592142
We are at NEW paradigm. Haven't you read this here several times already? The graph is zoomed in, Take off was March. "Return to normal" will be October.

[Anonymous No.55592161]

>>55592150
yes YES keep shorting NVDA so the short squeezes never EVER end AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55592164]

>>55592152
Seriously, this is all lulling people into a false sense of security. We'll probably have a leg up past ATHs for the broad market, people will think "We did it! We beat inflation! Putler is defeated! Banks are safe!" and invest heavily into one of the biggest rug pulls of all time
By all means play the upside if you're happy with it, but please for the love of god have some kind of risk management and diversification over the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.55592177]

>>55592161
I haven't shorted yet.

[Anonymous No.55592191]

>>55592129
Small banks don’t matter

[Anonymous No.55592221]

>>55592152
the yield curve being inverted was actually a bullish indicator this time around that inflation was going to be tamed. the guy who came up with the indicator even said to ignore it a year ago lol

[Anonymous No.55592223]

>>55592191
>>55592129
AI BANKS, BABY

[Anonymous No.55592225]

>>55592191
They do when the FDIC runs out of money and the treasury is blocked from bailing them out lol.

[Anonymous No.55592234]

>>55592129
Goldman Earnings tommorow and they're going to beat hard, the analysts gave them a super low rating just so they could beat hard and usher in SPY 460

[Anonymous No.55592239]

Should I long Disney?

[Anonymous No.55592243]

Another day. Did nothing at work. Bagged more VZ at 9:30, checked and dealt with a few e-mails, ate lunch. Then during the afternoon I walked and watched the new Flash movie on my phone. Sigh it's a living.

[Anonymous No.55592275]

>>55592234
Regionals, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.55592279]

>>55592239
you've already been told no and the reasons why

[Anonymous No.55592280]

Have all bears capitulated yet? I unironically think we will sell off now that they have.

[Anonymous No.55592288]

>>55591850
TQQQ shares

[Anonymous No.55592297]

>>55592225
>when the FDIC runs out of money
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55592300]

>>55592280
Gotta be pretty close, huh? Who knows.

[Anonymous No.55592323]

>>55592225
It's impossible to run out of money in the USA

[Anonymous No.55592329]

>>55592280
the bears to scared to short but sitting in cash still are a problem

[Anonymous No.55592337]

>>55592225
>FDIC runs out of money
hehehehe
>>55592279
>you've already been told no and the reasons why
I must have missed that thread. Could you give me a quick run down? I honestly don't know shit about tech or entertainment.

[Anonymous No.55592350]

>>55592221
>this time it's different
Market moves in cycles. It's very predictable. I can't claim to be an expert, but I have a path that I am following.

[Anonymous No.55592361]

>>55592297
>>55592323
>>55592337
They don't have enough money in their entire insurance fund to 100% insure even one of these regional banks, let alone all of them. Furthermore, the treasury department is now banned from directly bailing out banks again. The clock is ticking, shillbots.

[Anonymous No.55592370]

>>55592337
Disney is in a bad place with its missteps on movies and its parks
The writers strike means it cant correct anything anytime soon, and they are already getting shit about their Snow White thing that is a trainwreck
the parks have lost attendance and the brand is suffering
the streaming is losing money instead of the other way around
ESPN isnt even the draw it was as college football has become increasingly expensive
Their CEO Bob Iger isnt the catalyst for change they need

Disney is going to get worse before better

[Anonymous No.55592377]

>>55592361
>type in amount you need
>click enter
And just like that you have enough money

[Anonymous No.55592380]

I'm gonna all-in SQQQ calls for Friday at open

[Anonymous No.55592382]

>>55592377
Reddit moment.

[Anonymous No.55592383]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.55592400]

>>55592350
>Market moves in cycles.
with hindsight things always seem orderly and obvious.
>It's very predictable
no

[Anonymous No.55592409]

bros... short nvidia...
https://arxiv.org/abs/2307.08621

[Anonymous No.55592411]

>>55592400
We literally bottomed during Shemitah

[Anonymous No.55592412]

Is President Brandon falling asleep during a meeting with the president of Israel bullish or bearish for the economy overall?

[Anonymous No.55592422]

>>55592370
Thank you Anon. You're a real bro.

[Anonymous No.55592429]

>>55592409
>O(1) inference

[Anonymous No.55592434]

>>55592411
Woah hey cool it with your pattern recognition.

[Anonymous No.55592446]

>>55592429
we don't need facts where we're going

[Anonymous No.55592455]

>25% of 40 year old Americans have never married
Is this bullish or bearish? Also who here /permasingle/

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/40-old-american-millennial-breaks-090000114.html

[Anonymous No.55592457]

>>55592446
I'll file that paper right next to my O(1) sorting algorithm.

[Anonymous No.55592462]

>>55592409
This could help big time for making a model that can predict the stock market in real-time.

[Anonymous No.55592469]

Where is mah nigga scops n shiet when you need him?

[Anonymous No.55592520]

>>55592361
It's not real money.

[Anonymous No.55592529]

>>55592409
>low cost inference
NVDA hardware is used for training, not inference. Making inference cheaper is good, even for NVDA, as it makes ML more viable on mobile & embedded devices.

>>55592462
>NVDA: up
>NVDA: up
>NVDA: up
>NVDA: up
>Epoch 1/100: loss=0 accuracy=100%

[Anonymous No.55592531]

>>55592400
>with hindsight things always seem orderly and obvious
Just like buy and hold investing?

[Anonymous No.55592545]

Guys, I just invented an O(1) counting algorithm.

[Anonymous No.55592551]

>>55592455
Here's the kinda counter point to that. Say you wait till your 40 to get married. Then 6 months to a year later you and your 35 year old Wife decide to have a kid. Ok. Do the math. That kid will turn 18 when your 58 and starting to think about life after retirement. More to the point do you think you'll have the time/energy to keep up with a young kid at 50+ years of age?. There's a reason people have kids in their 20s and 30's you know. It's so they can still enjoy life and actually do things with the kid and still enjoy life after they kick the kid out at 18.

[Anonymous No.55592556]

the AI bubble hasn't even really hit the markets yet desu
we're just in the technological underpinnings that'll start to turn into a flood of AI IPOs and startups, the mid-90s of the dotcom bubble

[Anonymous No.55592570]

snagged 50x 10c $460 2DTE spy calls before close. please don't blow me up.

[Anonymous No.55592579]

>>55592570

[Anonymous No.55592600]

Can't wait to see how regionals do the rest of this week lol.

[Anonymous No.55592614]

>>55592551
>Say you wait till your 40 to ... have a kid
Done, just had a kid a year ago and I'm 39
>do you think you'll have the time/energy to keep up with a young kid at 50+ years of age?
top kek, once you have a kid you don't have time for anything no matter what age you are. Literally just wake up get yourself dressed prepare the kid for school go to work come home prepare dinner eat clean up go to bed repeat.
As far as energy goes, if you take care of yourself it's not an issue, it's not like people fall apart when they hit 60.

[Anonymous No.55592625]

>>55592570
Madlad

[Anonymous No.55592631]

We're about to enter a bidding war between MSFT and SONY for ATVI.

[Anonymous No.55592643]

>>55592631
Fuck Microshit, honestly.>>55592625

[Anonymous No.55592651]

The yield curve bro, the fed is going to hike again bro, the Inversion bro it means it's over bro I know because a YouTube literally who making a Home Alone face in the thumbnail told me we were gonna crash

[Anonymous No.55592653]

Can anything knock this market down?

[Anonymous No.55592667]

>>55592653
yes if you will allow it to

[Anonymous No.55592668]

>>55591675
should I take profit from VTI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55592672]

>>55592653
IT GETS KNOCKED DOWN, BUT IT GETS UP AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.55592686]

>>55592651
I just don't understand how people say that historical data proves buy and hold to be the superior form of investing, but in the same breath say that the yield curve doesn't matter, despite also being based on historical information

[Anonymous No.55592715]

>>55592686
The mind of permabulls.

[Anonymous No.55592722]

>>55591865
kek

[Anonymous No.55592737]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.55592739]

Weird how the bull market started right when the US debt ceiling was raised. Maybe Nvidia kick starting the bull run was just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.55592741]

>>55592722
They fuckin slurped it up again. Unbelieveable

[Anonymous No.55592751]

>>55592737
The gasleak

[Anonymous No.55592759]

>>55592737
Falling with style.

[Anonymous No.55592761]

>>55592751
>>55592737
Wait no, shit, for a moment I thought it was Natgas, but the date doesn't fit. It actually somewhat resembles natgas on the daily the lastyear.

[Anonymous No.55592765]

>>55592715
You can be bullish or bearish, but at the end of the day you need to look at what's in front of you. Right now, yes, we should be bullish, but it's ignorant to think the macro picture is finished playing out yet.

[Anonymous No.55592770]

>>55592761
It's Disney

[Anonymous No.55592781]

>>55592737
I don't have a name for it, but it reminds me of vidya ladders to nowhere

[Anonymous No.55592791]

>Schwab’s second-quarter net income declined to $1.3 billion from $1.8 billion for the same period a year ago, a 28% drop. Net revenue fell 9% year over year to $4.66 billion.

Stock still pumped, lol

[Anonymous No.55592804]

>>55592791
>28% drop
Now imagine how big that drop is in real value when you factor in the runaway inflation

[Anonymous No.55592816]

>>55592631
noonstork

[Anonymous No.55592817]

this guy has to be close to roping

[Anonymous No.55592848]

>>55592739
>Weird how the bull market started right when the US debt ceiling was raised
The lingering question on that was just a convenient excuse to have a bit of crab action and reshuffling. My read is that this market is determined to pump until something big breaks real bad right now. Like a major bank that isn't so easy to absorb by the rest of the sector like the regionals. Maybe. Could also just top out on technicals and a small sell off turns in to a cascade.

[Anonymous No.55592850]

>bank stocks soaring
>defense stocks tanked
what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.55592855]

>>55592817
NOTHING IS DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING BASED ON THE DATA I HAVE AND IT'S HEEMING ME.
i know the feel.

[Anonymous No.55592867]

>>55592850
globohomo wavering on Ukraine as social unreat grows in the west.

[Anonymous No.55592873]

>>55592804
It's way worse.
Same with Micron. They earn 3,5 billion. They once earned 8 billion and their stock was at 40-50. Now +60 with less.

The stockmarket is completely misvalued.

And wtf is FANG doing? Why is it pumping while all important stocks are doing nothing (which I can see).

[Anonymous No.55592885]

>>55592867
The populations don't seem to be as convinced by the Russia bad guys Ukraine good guys narrative they wanted. By populations I mean the small percentage of said populations who have money and political influence.

[Anonymous No.55592890]

I'm questioning whether it will even be possible to lose money ever again

[Anonymous No.55592891]

>>55592848
Nothing will break and we will just crash and nobody will know why. They'll just take some bullshit reason. That's the play.

[Anonymous No.55592897]

>>55592817
Isn't he one of those that made his fortune while his followers/devotees fell into financial ruin because they listened to his "advice"?
Kind of like Peter Schiff, Gerald Celente and the lot.

[Anonymous No.55592906]

I feed the divies into SOXL, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55592923]

>>55592891
It really feels like a game of musical chairs. One day it will just start to rug and the media will change tone in a snap, even though we all know the economy is and has been in the dumpster. The market is so unbelievably jewish it's insane.

[Anonymous No.55592930]

>>55592891
I think they'll blame student debt baggies, even if that isn't the real reason shit breaks.

[Anonymous No.55592947]

>>55591564
The drawdown won't happen until you've already been liquidated and I will have taken my profit and be well out of the market you lose you stupid fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.55592956]

>>55592930
that would be a good one. And thus republicans for not allowing it.

[Anonymous No.55592971]

Going to get hammered on Captain Morgan
Don't dump oil while I am passed out
Long DEO I guess

[Anonymous No.55592978]

>coca cola mercenaries
>johnson and johnson black sites
>microsoft hitmen
>nestle private work prisons
>dupont biohazard labs

[Anonymous No.55592983]

>>55592531
Actually here I expanded it to include both wins and losses

[Anonymous No.55593026]

To the Anon who said buy Etsy, thank you. To the Anon who said we'll keep pumping until labor day when my onions calls were 5k down, thank you.

[Anonymous No.55593038]

>>55593026
Everyone’s a genius when there’s a bull market

[Anonymous No.55593048]

>>55592983
Wait there we go, now it's centered and transparent

[Anonymous No.55593061]

>>55593038
Yeah but I got in near the bottom. This isn't my first Rodeo and you sound like you're stuck in a short and sweating, which is just going to make me buy more.

[Anonymous No.55593071]

>>55593061
do it

[Anonymous No.55593078]

>>55593061
>Stuck in a short
There is no such thing. There is only stubborn bobos who like losing.

[Anonymous No.55593088]

>>55592686
Timing the market based on yield curve Inversions was shown NOT to work. So everytime a Bobo posts about it being over cause of the Inversion, they are wrong

https://famafrench.dimensional.com/essays/inverted-yield-curves-and-expected-stock-returns.aspx

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55593121]

>>55593088
Boboids normally argue that when it uninverts you exit the markets. They are wrong about that too though because crashes have happened when the curve was still inverted, as usual boboids are wrong about everything.

[Anonymous No.55593124]

why is VTI rated so low by morningstar?

[Anonymous No.55593144]

>natural gas in short supply in europeland because of the giga heat wave
>2.61
Never gonna get that run back to 4 dollars huh.

[Anonymous No.55593168]

>>55592275
>he still thinks there's a banking crisis
enjoy losing your money bobocuck

[Anonymous No.55593171]

>>55591310
who longed the market.
how could the government let this happen.

[Anonymous No.55593191]

It still surprises me that the denta on /biz/ still don't understand that the market isn't determined by objective, rational, mathematical criteria. It is determined solely and utterly on investor sentiment. To an extent, of course, that sentiment can be objective, but it does not need to be.

Now, as to the china question, there is a pronounced preference, I think, in investors to discount production relative to consumption. That is, a percent increase in consumption is more important than a percent increase in production to the eye of the investor. Who do you think outperforms on that basis? Which is more, china has a serious set of headwinds holding it back on the consumption front, not least of which is it's declining and aging population. As an aside, I would suggest that china's adventures in SEA and East Africa have less to do with natural resources, and more to do with opening new markets for consumption.

[Anonymous No.55593196]

>>55593026
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55593211]

>>55592275
You're going to ignore the obvious, aren't you anon?

[Anonymous No.55593264]

>>55593124
how the fuck can an index of the entire us stock market have a low rating, disregard anything morningstar ever says

[Anonymous No.55593282]

How can futures pump this much detached from the underlying stocks? FANG did 20 points since open and the stocks aren't really moving? Ok MSFT is going up a little, but the proportion is still off.

[Anonymous No.55593288]

BROS IM GETTING MY BALLS FUCKING SQUEEZED HERE
CAN THE MARKET REALLY JUST GO STRAIGHT UP FOR MONTHS ON END

[Anonymous No.55593290]

>>55593144
Gas is 82% full?

[Anonymous No.55593302]

>>55593288
Yes!

[Anonymous No.55593318]

>>55593288
Good. You cheered for me to go broke all of 2022 but now it's time for you to DIE AND GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER

DIE AND GO TO HELL
YOU DESERVE IT
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[Anonymous No.55593333]

>>55593144
It's projected to average 2.69 this year and a little under TREE FIDDY in 2024. I've not seen anything about any short supply in Europe when their storage is at record capacities.

[Anonymous No.55593347]

>>55593124
VTI contains all of the major stocks on the U.S. stock market. Good ones and mediocre ones. The inclusion of mediocre stocks in the index causes the fund to have a slightly worse average performance than the S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.55593354]

>>55593302
>>55593318
THIS SHIT BETTER DUMP TO AT LEAST 440 BY SEPTEMBER OR I SWEAR TO GOD IM BLOW UP /SMG/ FOR GOOD

[Anonymous No.55593356]

how the fuck do i

[Anonymous No.55593378]

>>55593354
I hope it moons to 600 and you kill yourself. Die die die

[Anonymous No.55593382]

>>55593378
dont say that man im really close to the edge

[Anonymous No.55593390]

>yfw friday

[Anonymous No.55593419]

>>55593390
Bobo's get 3 whole days of crab dump until FOMC and then ripping begins again for end of rate hikes and tech earnings

[Anonymous No.55593425]

>>55593382
I wonder if anyone would even remember you. Call your ex and get her advice

[Anonymous No.55593433]

farmer goes upstairs to his bedroom holding a sheep under one arm
he opens the door and there's his wife lying in bed
he looks down the sheep and says 'here's the pig i've been fucking'
his wife howls and spits out 'you fucking idiot, that's a SHEEP'
the farmer yells back 'SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I was talking to the sheep'

[Anonymous No.55593450]

>>55593419
No, flat til August cpi and dump

[Anonymous No.55593463]

Just heard the news..

[Anonymous No.55593481]

>>55593425
DONT TEST ME
I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME

[Anonymous No.55593505]

>>55593463
Wtf do you mean? We usually dump on no news

[Anonymous No.55593528]

>SOXL up during jew hours
Yeah... We're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55593531]

In March I had $20k in shares and now I have $23k, and I'm happy with that :3c

[Anonymous No.55593545]

making more money than I know do do with
shill me some cool shit on amazon

[Anonymous No.55593546]

>>55593425
>Call your ex and get her advice
NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE SON.. THERES SOME THINGS A MAN JUST DOESNT ASK FROM ANYONE, NOT EVEN THEIR ENEMY..

[Anonymous No.55593549]

>tfw still no mention of NTR or MOS
Lol come on, guys and gals. Just buy the fuckin shares, you'd still be getting in low.

[Anonymous No.55593558]

When is the next crisis?

[Anonymous No.55593578]

>>55593450
lol

[Anonymous No.55593577]

How do you feel about PayPal? Someone shilled it last week and I got a mid 2024 call that's done well. How long should I hold on to it?

[Anonymous No.55593606]

>>55593558
the market can go down without a crisis. i think mumus are forgot that

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55593642]

>>55593606
No it can't, and a crisis means the Fed will respond with QE within 2 days like the regional banking failures.

[Anonymous No.55593650]

>>55593577
Paypal has a good balance sheet and adequate growth projection. It has an earnings growth rate of 16.7% and an EPS growth rate of 18.9%. It is a long-term buy the dip opportunity.

[Anonymous No.55593682]

>>55593558
Depopulation and degrowth from low birth rates.

[Anonymous No.55593704]

>>55592978
well...

[Anonymous No.55593746]

>>55593682
When, not what

>>55593650
Why have Visa/MC been removing support for Paypal? For example, places like ebay don't use it, and I see Strype often offered more than Paypal

[Anonymous No.55593762]

Well butter my biscuits, I'm up like 170% or around $12.5k YTD. 4chan actually made me some money, whodathunkit. Anyone else making sweet gains because they weren't a dumb ass bear last year?

I'm considering taking some of my winnings and taking a Eurotrip, maybe coom in the Czech Republic. Good idea or bad idea?

[Anonymous No.55593774]

>>55593121
>>55593642
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55593799]

>>55593774
It isn't working schizo, I'm not ever selling my microsoft or my chainlink. Your demoralization tactics simply will not work.

[Anonymous No.55593804]

Why is this place so dead nd gay u faggots really gave up at the bottom

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55593837]

>>55593804
The usual paid bobo fuddies are all busy making 30 chainlink threads because chainlink released its revolutionary CCIP the other day. They'll be back here to spam FUD tomorrow when the market opens.

[Anonymous No.55593857]

Are you red or green?

[Anonymous No.55593863]

>>55593857

[Anonymous No.55593875]

>>55593558
in the next couple years, from interest rates soaring and many governments failing to pay their debts.

[Anonymous No.55593890]

>>55593857
I have a picture I want to post to show how green I am... but last time I posted it here I had to take a vacation, so just imagine in your minds

[Anonymous No.55593894]

>>55593857
So green >>55593762

>>55593804
Every smg was full of cocky faggot bears for a year, most people just got tired of it and left. Then the bears left when their shorts shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.55593915]

>>55593837
cope

[Anonymous No.55593917]

Biden will be impeached. He was the Big Guy. He got 10%

[Anonymous No.55593919]

yea im about 25% down on my puts. ill be perma-heemed if things dont fall soon. i dont care as long as i still have money for my vacation to mexico.

[Anonymous No.55593924]

>>55593917
Solid dividend for a REIT

[Anonymous No.55593963]

>>55593746
Visa and Mastercard have been removing support for PayPal because they want to reduce the fees that they pay to PayPal. Strype offers a lower fee to card companies. That is a factor of why PayPal stock has been declining in the past.

However, PayPal has the opportunity to recover financially and lower its fees because its revenue and cash reserves are increasing. It has growth potential and it is considered a long-term value stock.

[Anonymous No.55594006]

What’s wrong with the crypto fags?

[Anonymous No.55594031]

>>55594006
Because buttcoin is king.

[Anonymous No.55594035]

Sold some SOXL, is this the time to buy bitfarms? Or is it the time to buy more SOXL?

[Anonymous No.55594059]

DISH 5G AI

[Anonymous No.55594060]

>>55594006
I don't know
I get playing scamcoin lotteries but when they start talking about DCAing into bitcoin like it's an index fund it feels like utter delusion

[Anonymous No.55594066]

GOD WHAT IS TSLA GONNA DO

[Anonymous No.55594091]

>>55594066
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.55594107]

>>55593799
>>55593837
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

[Anonymous No.55594130]

if the dollar is going down doesnt that mean that inflation is rising?

[Anonymous No.55594154]

>>55594130
the fed doesn’t care about inflation at all, they care about certain very specific measures of consumer prices, which they choose carefully in order to justify whatever policy they want to implement

[Anonymous No.55594155]

I’m gonna totally reset my trading, and put $6500 into a conservative Roth IRA. How can I turn this into 100k by EOY? SOXL leaps?

[Anonymous No.55594189]

>>55594155
Fuck that’s. Find a high yield dividend stock and gamble some more.

Buy $5000 shares and collect $5000 a month and reinvest that shit

[Anonymous No.55594208]

>>55594155
TSLY

[Anonymous No.55594213]

>>55594189
What shit company is gonna pay a 100% dividend in a month?

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55594228]

>>55594155
>turn 6.5k to 100k through LEAPS
good luck with that.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55594240]

>>55594107
I don't speak swedish.

[Anonymous No.55594241]

>>55594213
U can get 361 shares of TSLY and make $383/month

[Anonymous No.55594267]

Can we achieve Mach 3?

[Anonymous No.55594270]

>>55594155
RIOT. Calls.

[Anonymous No.55594281]

>>55594270
Looks like it peaked a few days ago. Miners? What is this 2021?

[Anonymous No.55594284]

>>55594281
Thank you for your skepticism. I thought we'd keep crabbing.

[Anonymous No.55594295]

>>55594240
But you're putsRnotDaWae, the disgraced swedecuck shill.

[Anonymous No.55594302]

International brothers
Is it time for a comeback?

[Anonymous No.55594336]

August is a happy time; new books, stock bagging, my fatter 401k and emergency fund hikes effective, and a pay hike fully effective to. Shat happens things is almost done for the year so no more extra green sucking outta my wallet.

[Anonymous No.55594337]

Im thinking about flying to kenya and doing some oil drilling. Will healthcare advancements keep up with whatever deadly illness my drill catches?

[Anonymous No.55594347]

no fuck off. black women for black men. also bobo are you okay????

[Anonymous No.55594351]

>$400 fucking dollars for two weeks of groceries
That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55594358]

>>55594347
Who are you replying to, anon?

[Anonymous No.55594360]

>>55594351
Leave chud

[Anonymous No.55594362]

>>55594351
>two weeks of groceries
What do you eat?

[Anonymous No.55594379]

>>55594362
The bugs, apparently, because that's all I can afford.

[Anonymous No.55594383]

The Baboon Returns To His Cave.

The Birds Stop Chirping.

The Tigers Stop Roaring.

VIX.

[Anonymous No.55594423]

>>55592890
it's only possible if a 2-3% one day dip scares you into selling

[Anonymous No.55594425]

>>55594351
$400 for merely 2 weeks?. Holy fuck. Uh hell that amount almost covers me and the Wife and the two cats for a whole month. (500 a month)

[Anonymous No.55594436]

>>55594347
You can't stop me. I want to beat the frenchmens record.

[Anonymous No.55594442]

>>55593963
Thanks, will consider when I rebalance
Of V and MA, which one do you think is better?

[Anonymous No.55594443]

>>55594213
DYOR. They also have Call ETFs on AAPL,OARK, AND NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.55594448]

>>55594443
>single ticker leveraged ETFs
how the fuck does that even work

[Anonymous No.55594466]

>>55594351
How fat is your family?

[Anonymous No.55594468]

>>55594448
This guy is my hero. He gets 13k a month

[Anonymous No.55594485]

>>55594468
How many divies is that per month? This is my ideal portfolio

[Anonymous No.55594491]

>>55594485
13k a month

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55594495]

>>55594281
>peaked
MARA/RIOT have a lot upside due to increased hash rate and BTC isn't at it's ATH so why would miners peaked? 3x is still 3x.

[Anonymous No.55594500]

>>55594468
Half of this does not seem sustainable.

[Anonymous No.55594506]

On Friday, I bought SPY 453C exp 7/21. They are now ITM and about a 2.5x. should I have sold already?

[Anonymous No.55594512]

>>55594500
You're right. He should have TQQQ also.

[Anonymous No.55594513]

>>55594491
>156k per year
I kneel divie sama

[Anonymous No.55594519]

>>55594500
Been going 10 months. Just get the divvy like everyone else and buy jepi or some other reputable etf

[Anonymous No.55594532]

God damn, I can't believe I used to lost a ton of money on just SHARES. And after gamestop, I thought I could get rich by day trading shares. Do people still do this?

[Anonymous No.55594547]

Anyone remember that guy who used to pay colombian camwhores to write MSFT on their bodies?
I bet he's eaten good tonight

[Anonymous No.55594552]

>>55594468
on one hand the types of wild etfs people are fomoing into nowadays has to mean we're at the top, on the other hand its cool to see all the different strategies companies are coming up with for their funds

[Anonymous No.55594574]

>>55594552
They're also going to be releasing new ETFs on Berkshire Hathaway and a few others.

Stocks only go up anon. Even if we crab the divy is still .90 to 1.07 a month

[Anonymous No.55594588]

>>55594547
What about the guy who shoved lum up his ass

[Anonymous No.55594595]

>>55594552
Also that guy i posted who makes 13k a month bought at like @ $12 and buys shit like jepi, or schd. And fucking index funds

[Anonymous No.55594602]

>>55594595
With his dividends

[Anonymous No.55594603]

>>55594588

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55594614]

why buy etfs for divvies when you can just look up their holdings and buy the stocks instead? adjust the weight as however you see fit.

[Anonymous No.55594622]

>>55594614
Makes me feel like someone's working for me, like an employee

[Anonymous No.55594633]

>>55594622
that's literally what ownership of equity is, you're just adding another level to the pyramid scheme

[Anonymous No.55594635]

>>55594532

Yeah I know the feeling. GME set some unrealistic expectations, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.55594646]

>>55594442
Visa has a better valuation than Mastercard. Visa has less debt, a lower P/E TTM ratio, and a significantly lower price/book ratio than Mastercard. Both stocks have similar earnings growth projections. Visa has a better track record of earnings growth.

I would recommend V instead of MA.

[Anonymous No.55594654]

>>55594633
Another level on the top or the bottom of the pyramid?

[Anonymous No.55594668]

>>55594614
>companies can go to zero and you lose everything
>most people cannot pick stocks
>index funds rebalance themselves as the market moves
Gee I wonder

[Anonymous No.55594670]

>>55594383
i have no idea what this means but it sounds bullish for my spy puts.

[Anonymous No.55594686]

https://youtu.be/zhscCL-L8yk

This guy managed to swing an interview with the guy from ZEGA who manages these funds. Explains it pretty well too

[Anonymous No.55594696]

>>55594614
buying etfs is like having a fund manager, they take their cut, but the effort on your part is basically zero

[Anonymous No.55594735]

baking!!

[Anonymous No.55594742]

how does rolling an option work exactly? if I spend 8k extra to roll them do i basically have to make 8k more than i would have to make an overall profit? starting to feel like im on the wrong side of the trade here and wall street is squeezing bears to death. might have to bail and eat the huge loss.

[Anonymous No.55594746]

>>55594722
>>55594722
>>55594722
baked!!

[Anonymous No.55594813]

>>55594379
No no no no. Learn frugal cooking:
eggs
rice
potatoes
pasta
onions
frozen chicken breasts (these are fine if cook them in slow cooker)