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WTFWT

>> No.55577788

>>55577778
fuck you faggots for crashing the market yet again

>> No.55577818

>>55577778
Anon, you should honestly be ashamed of yourself for asking such a question, even though it's tradition.
We know exactly what it was

>> No.55577828

>>55577788
Checked for the truth

>> No.55577835

>>55577778
i was fudding this morning then i went all in thanks for playing goy

>> No.55577855

>>55577778
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>> No.55577863

>>55577788
It puts the curry on its skin or else it gets the Ganges again.

>> No.55577864
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THE LINK BEAR ENDS NOW

>> No.55577879

Lol CCIP live for an our and it's +5% now. In 24hours it will be +120%!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>55577778

>> No.55577902

>>55577879
I’m so hard right now

>> No.55578040

>>55577778
pumper

>> No.55578050
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its happening bros ....

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>>55578050
sweet mother of god

>> No.55578171

>>55577778
that was me buying the news

>> No.55578172

it's opver

>> No.55578212

How many Chainlink threads have been deleted in the last hour

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>>55577889
>>55577778
>>55578050
>>55578158

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PAY UP

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>>55578212
Many. But it was worth it.

>> No.55578317

Pump over already lmao
Not even 1/10th of what XRP HAHAHHAAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAJAHHHJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAAHHAAHHHAHAHHHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHWHWHW

>> No.55578328

>>55578317
Kek fuddie it's time to buy, didn't you know the switch has been flipped?

>> No.55578373

>>55577778
i need it to stay under 10 dollars until january 1 to reach my goal with my weekly buys. neutral opinions please. is this likely despite the great news today and great news to come this year ?

>> No.55578486

>>55578373
I'd be very surprised if it stayed down here until next year tbphwymf (to be perfectly honest with you my famalamadingdong)

>> No.55578497

>>55578317
They dumped BTC as soon as the CCIP pump got going. Typical.

>> No.55578508

>>55578158
that image, i made it. im happy that a meme i made on paint is a /biz/ staple.

we're all gonna falcon make it

>> No.55578514

There goes $30k bitcoin.
Chainlink did it again.

>> No.55578572

>>55578373
You don't have until the EOY. Not suggesting it'll be a huge number but $12-$15 seems likely.

>off by one.

>> No.55578650

>>55578486
>>55578572
well 12 to 15 is still do able to be honest. i only buy a couple hundred dollars a week but i just didnt want it to be 25 or 30 dollars eoy.

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>>55577863
>chuckles

>> No.55578672

>>55578572
eh i just got it. sorry i missed that. but i could see it being 12 to 15 dollars eoy without the 0. this always happens. everyone gets overly excited then poof its 6 dollars again 6 months from now.

>> No.55578696

>>55578514
every time

>> No.55578939

Oh look at that, bitcoin coincidentally dives off a cliff

>> No.55579090

>>55578939
They can’t keep getting away with it

>> No.55579101

>>55579090
They will if nobody outside of /biz/ ever starts talking about it.