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Coworker wants to hang out after work

>> No.55562643

>>55562617
Tell him you have autism and you'd rather sort coasters by color. He'll understand

>> No.55562648

>>55562617
is she hot?

>> No.55562651
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>>55562617

>> No.55562653

>>55562617
they know. time to change jobs.

>> No.55562657
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>>55562617
sorry i have other plan. Maybe next time. see you. leave. simple as....

>> No.55562844

>>55562617
is he hot?

>> No.55562857

>>55562617

Is he she?

>> No.55562947
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55562947

>>55562617
>Thanks for coming over. I don't have another chair. You can sit on it if you want, I'll just sit on the floor.

>> No.55562964

>>55562947
I don't think I could live in a house with huge ass windows like that. Just makes me feel like anyone could break in at any time.

>> No.55563113

>>55562617
Suck his dic and call him a fagget

>> No.55563208

Whenever someone asks me to hang out/go out for a drink I almost instinctually immediately say that I can't go and then make up some laughable excuse right then on the spot. The other person says ok even though it's obvious that I made it all up and I'm never asked a similar question from said person again.

Highly recommend this tactic if you want to be left alone

>> No.55563533

>>55562657
hot damn, what race is that

>> No.55563561

>>55563533
chinese

>> No.55563601

>>55562844
I'm not gay tho

>>55563533
Brapzillian

>> No.55564291

>>55562617
test

>> No.55566092

>>55562653
know what?

>> No.55566245

>>55562617

If it's a woman and she genuinely seems interested in you, go out for a coffee date or something. If it's a dude just say no thanks.

I've come to realize that 99.99% of people are annoying as fuck and just give me a headache. I'm a grumpy guy though. So take that for what it's worth.

>> No.55566327

>>55562657
Why do attractive women get such unattractive tattoos

She went from top class whore to trailer trash just by turning around and exposing her tat

>> No.55566350

>>55562617
"ahh sorry im real busy ayye"

leave

>> No.55566497

>>55562657
aahahahahaha

>> No.55566502

>>55562964
>t. burger

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>>55562617
You lucky fuck, fuck you you socially competent shit

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>>55562617
>bossu wants to hang out after work
that day was hell, I had to pretend and be as formal as possible to look good, I'm basically a rat, I don't like social interaction, my ultimate aspiration is money, that's why I have things like SORA, social encounters is something that just isn't in my blood

>> No.55566606

I'm quickly identified as the weirdo anywhere I have worked so nobody has ever asked me.

>> No.55566642

>>55563533
Brazilian, so about 6 races combined

>> No.55566646

zuk his dik

>> No.55566650

>>55562964
Try looking through the window at the big ass walls protecting this place

>> No.55566652

tek his nut

>> No.55566712

>>55562657
God I wish that was me.

>> No.55567179

>>55562947
Keeek, that s a funny autist moment but also a kind one.

>> No.55567195

>>55562617
Ask them if they want to browse biz with you.

>> No.55567202

>>55566533
>socially competent
I don't have a girlfriend or even any friends thoughever

>> No.55567204

>>55566606
Same, it’s why I only seek out jobs in which I have authority over others or I can work alone. If you are above others on the job hierarchy you are not seen as autistic and weird by them. NPCs judge people 100% on status

>> No.55567930

>>55566712
shut up, youll never be a woman