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What will you do if your crypto moons?
My friend and I are going to buy a vineyard.

>> No.55544284

I'm going to pay for six gorrilian trannies' hormone regimes and gender affirmation surgeries.

>> No.55544295

I'm gonna buy a farm where I can milk cows (human women with heavy hangers)

>> No.55544307

>>55544191
Im going to passages malibu and getting the best rehab money can buy

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I'm going to poop in my own toilet.
No man is really complete inside until he's taken a proper load on his own purchased porcelain.

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>>55544312

>> No.55544344

chat gpt frogbot thread

>> No.55544355

>>55544312
Based

>> No.55544368

>>55544307
>passages malibu
The fuck is that, a district?

>> No.55544381

>>55544344
Nope I am a genuine human being. Worse that an AI actually, I am a Bong.

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>>55544327
Were it me, I'd build a highly sophisticated compound lined wall to wall with barbed wire fence and patrolled by canine units on a 24/7 basis. This impenetrable fortress will house me, my wife, my racing simulator, 2,000 pounds of jimmy dean breakfast Croissants, specifically and other food, I guess, and my cat.

>> No.55544388

create a large animal sanctuary

>> No.55544395

>>55544312
>>55544384
Incredibly fucking based

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Dang o'l won that much money man I'd git me ah you know company, man who dang o'l make a keyboard'r'typin' o'l thing, corrector for people you know, like me, man.

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>>55544407
Boomhaur's right, you should invest your money like a sensible person. That's what you should do with your money, son.
Invest in something wonderful, that makes people happy, like propane.

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>>55544433
but dayud, I already gave a kid at school $40 for his new marketing idea, something about digital tokens. I don't understand it, but I have to admit he was extremely convincing. They were pictures of frogs in little hats!

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>>55544191
>What will you do if your crypto moons?
>My boy friend and I are going to get gay married.

>> No.55544972

>>55544191
gonna start a eugenics program with pittbulls

>> No.55545196

I'd like to build a garage out back.

>> No.55545220

>>55544191
Build a cool looking house out in the country somewhere.
Other than that, pay off my construction equipment so my business can do better

>> No.55545345

>>55544191
I really just want a couple 100k to have nice monthly staking income. That's my safety net in case an employer starts acting funny. I'll purchase a plot of land with a ruin on it and then we're rebuilding. Nicely close to the best beaches in Europe, an abandoned farm. It'll be fun. Bring my gf there for a couple months a year and spazz our on autism hobbies such as building stuff from wood and all that. Challenging myself to outgrow the last project anytime I start something new. Pretty good eye for aesthetics so I'll put a pricetag on it that'll 3x it and airbnb at the same time and then next plot.

Put good internet and a reliable water source on there and some solar and make it a green oasis. Have a couple babies. I think that's what we're meant to do.