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[/smg/ stock market general No.55483582]

Take Them All Out Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55483594]

Red day: Bulltrap edition

[Anonymous No.55483595]

WEEEEE
TOLLLLLE
UUUUUU
PEEEPOLLLE
NOTTA
GET
INVOOLVED
INNAAAAAT

[Anonymous No.55483601]

>>55483582
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished. The higher the "Line god" (GDP) is, the lower life is. Every single parasite like you needs to be euthanized

[Anonymous No.55483609]

>Dak

[Anonymous No.55483614]

Fuck coinbase

[Anonymous No.55483616]

first for healing

[Anonymous No.55483624]

>>55483609
at least he got up and put it in the trash
a lot more respectable than i woudlve expected from his kind

[Anonymous No.55483626]

nigger

[Anonymous No.55483627]

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483628]

The dip is being slurped, we close green.

[Anonymous No.55483634]

Give me a reason to not put WTI calls

[Anonymous No.55483640]

>>55483616
rebounds ain't healing
it's temporisation

[Anonymous No.55483643]

>be -87% on bag of RIVN from years ago
>do pretty well on AI memestocks
>sold all of my AI stocks and went all-in RIVN on June 12th
mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the biggest brain of them all

[Anonymous No.55483646]

>>55483640
wait till sour hour

[Anonymous No.55483647]

Will close green. Yields will continue to rise

[Anonymous No.55483653]

>>55483624
In all seriousness, I agree with you. It says a lot about a person.

[Anonymous No.55483655]

>>55483643
kek, shouldve went all in LCID at the dip

[Anonymous No.55483657]

Guys I just noticed the 2022 minted quarter has George Washington face right while every other version has him facing left. And 2022 has been the absolute worst year for stocks and bonds in the entire history of the US. What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.55483658]

I hate working west coast corporate life
Here’s a new edition of LinkedIn crap I see.
I like this one. Of course she can’t say what actually needs to be accomplished for equality, it would put her out of a job if a goal was set and reached.

[Anonymous No.55483659]

I'm about to go all in 1dte calls

[Anonymous No.55483663]

>>55483646
Whiskey sour, I hope.

[Anonymous No.55483670]

SLURPERS START YOUR MEGA GULPS

[Anonymous No.55483676]

>>55483655
shit, what was this comic called? I vaguely remember it

[sentiment bots read this No.55483677]

Red. We close deep, blood red. So red red red that it will redder than tomatoes. The reddest day in the history of red days. Stocks are crashing into the red. So red that everyone should sell everything. Red. RED. R E D.
R
E
D

[Anonymous No.55483687]

>>55483601
You would be super fun at parties should you ever be invited to one.

[Anonymous No.55483693]

>>55483658
I fucking hate linkedin. They sold my info so now I get like six emails a day from these sales tards.

[Anonymous No.55483694]

The Fed is guaranteed to hike next meeting, but what's more interesting is whether they'll pause in September or push a more hawkish increase in response to the numbers
The data is not looking great so far. If Powel wants to be taken seriously, he's going to have to assert himself really soon.

[Anonymous No.55483698]

>>55483676
masturbation municipality

[Anonymous No.55483713]

>>55483659
do it please

[Anonymous No.55483715]

Uhh is 4chan getting a bit fucky for everyone else?

[Anonymous No.55483719]

Bros I just took a big dump
What does this mean financially speaking?

[Anonymous No.55483727]

>>55483693
Hi Troy!

[Anonymous No.55483730]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55483731]

>>55483719
We need to look at the firmness and the shape of the log
Pellets are very bearish, runny consistency is good for the bull run

[Anonymous No.55483741]

>>55483693
Troy at Omni Energy Solutions, eh? How's it going this morning?

[Anonymous No.55483743]

>>55483713

Clean V

[Anonymous No.55483747]

tried to tell you guys -1.5% was the bottom

[Anonymous No.55483755]

I need to sell my BSM shares, how do i shill people into buying so I don't end up red when selling? It's 15.5 now I need 16 to break even. Can I trick some zoomers that it's actually crypto?

[Anonymous No.55483762]

>>55483741
...great now I doxed myself

[Anonymous No.55483766]

>>55483730
Reminder that this poster is literally a fed.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483767]

I told you bobo losers, SPX will NEVER be below 4400 ever again.

[Anonymous No.55483768]

Just look at this beautiful retracement. Bobob seething and bull run reclaimed. Fuckin insane

[Anonymous No.55483769]

>>55483762
Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.55483770]

>we're winniiing

[Anonymous No.55483776]

Just sold half. This was probably the main rebound.
Today I bought the daily bottom, and I probably sold the daily top, or close to it.

[Anonymous No.55483784]

>buy XXII cheapies
>1-for-15 r/s
>direct offering
gambling on it was a BIG MISTAKE

[Anonymous No.55483786]

>>55483743
it works till it doesnt

[Anonymous No.55483788]

>>55483715
So fucky fucky

[Anonymous No.55483794]

Lmao did anyone actually think we wouldn't close green today?

[Anonymous No.55483796]

the recession narrative collapses tomorrow.

to be replaced by the pretending of upcoming priced in rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.55483798]

>Vix "skyrockets"
>to 16

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483799]

Alright I closed my puts and switched to SPY calls. Lets make some fucking money.

[Anonymous No.55483800]

>>55483788
Oh, I like that one.

[Anonymous No.55483808]

>>55483794
not even at 0 percent. Not even at -.5 percent. This dump is here to stay

[Anonymous No.55483819]

>>55483799
It's over, sell everything.

[Anonymous No.55483820]

>>55483808
We're close green bobochud. Strongest US economy in history

[Anonymous No.55483823]

>>55483794
I thought we would crab

[Anonymous No.55483824]

>>55483820
this but we will finish down around 100 points (dow)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483829]

>>55483820
This economy isn't actually very strong. I'd say it's weaker than pre-pandemic.

[Anonymous No.55483830]

>>55483799
cant make this shit up

[Anonymous No.55483835]

The biotech sector has been awful in the past few weeks.
Shorting it by buying the BIS inverse ETF is going to be profitable for me.

[Anonymous No.55483838]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.55483852]

4400 will be defended and then S&P melts up for the rest of the day. It's obvious

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483854]

Why did it stop going up?

[Anonymous No.55483857]

>>55483854
Made a phone call. Needs to go a bit lower before I can enter again.

[Anonymous No.55483858]

literally every dip gets bought for eternity. unironically rates & and fundamentals dont matter. I can't believe this is the market.

[Anonymous No.55483862]

>>55483762
It’s cool Troy
What kind of pizza do you like?

[Anonymous No.55483869]

>>55483854
MM hungry
>>55483858
I'm pretty sure bailing out sivb in march in less that 24hours was pretty obvious we were going to ignore that shit.

[Anonymous No.55483870]

>>55483858
just buy the dip anon. I loaded up more all morning.

[Anonymous No.55483877]

>>55483858
The reason people buy into the market is because they expect it to go up simple as.

[Anonymous No.55483887]

>>55483862
Pepperoni bacon

[Anonymous No.55483913]

>>55483858
>>55483869
>>55483870
>>55483877
Glownigger market. See you at SPY < 180.

[Anonymous No.55483918]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMcwD0-YGgA

[Anonymous No.55483919]

>>55483913
>See you at SPY < 180.
I'd fucking cum.

[Anonymous No.55483925]

>>55483913
Go moderate wallstreetsilver on plebbit plz

[Anonymous No.55483927]

>>55483913
>Any dip buyer is a fed

[Anonymous No.55483932]

>>55483913
>lower than peak corona
sorry ATH in 52weeks is more believable

[Anonymous No.55483942]

>>55483919
>>55483925
>>55483927
>>55483932
Gliwnigger markets are a continuation pattern on the way down to zero. This is the worst glownigger market I've ever seen. Even worse than 2006/early 2007.

[Anonymous No.55483948]

>>55483932
I wonder what they'll come up with this time? Remember the yeild curve inverted in 2019, how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming

[Anonymous No.55483949]

>>55483942
Hey, I made that meme.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483950]

>>55483942
>>55483913
Cope, SPX is never going below 4400.

[Anonymous No.55483952]

>>55483942
>That image
Bearish for my BA bags.

[Anonymous No.55483956]

>>55483948
False flag power plant to false flag alien intervention

[Anonymous No.55483957]

Only pre 9:35 am bulls are underwater now

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483969]

>>55483948
>how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming
They didn't, that was dumb speculation by literal schizos. The bond market is the dumbest market in existence, a lower average IQ than even shitcoin or NFT markets. Delusional dementia ridden boomers is the entire bond market, bearish fucktards.

[Anonymous No.55483970]

ok, just got off the phone with my wall street bros
shits gonna keep selling off

[Anonymous No.55483975]

>>55483948
>how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming

[Anonymous No.55483977]

>hmm today I will short natural gas
>exxon: natural gas sucks
>*massive pump*
It's like the market is designed explicitly to move against me, even when impossible or illogical.

[Anonymous No.55483979]

>>55483942
Now i'll check the debt level, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seems like it's substantially less than this. It's okay sweaty i know big numbers are scary, just keep hunting for silver quarters or whatever you do.

[Anonymous No.55483984]

>>55483838
I bought the SOXL dip yesterday

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483985]

AAPL only down .15% even in times of fear. This is why I still believe these fortresses are Da Wae.

The one true King of the North!

[Anonymous No.55483988]

>>55483948
it was a lab leak, they knew way ahead of the rest of us

[Anonymous No.55483996]

>>55483694
They’ll hike in both July and September, but the October/November meeting is a wildcard. I’m sure Powell wants another pause, but we’ll have to see how core inflation data comes in over the next few months since that’s clearly the problem

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483998]

>>55483988
It was literally made in America, under the Trump administration. The Chinese government objectively proved this.

[Anonymous No.55484000]

>>55483985
you cant buy calls in afterhours
prepare to get fucked dry and raw tonight

[Anonymous No.55484004]

>>55483949
Nice work, fren.

>>55483950
>>55483957
>>55483969
>>55483979
The market is massively overbought and all indicators point to a catastrophic economic collapse. You're going to rope when the glownigger market finally corrects if you're still long. Cope.

[Anonymous No.55484007]

>>55483996
>October meeting is a wildcard
Sounds bloody

[Anonymous No.55484008]

>>55483948
they got their heads up. I remember threads on /pol/ like 6 months before any normie even knew the word.

[Anonymous No.55484015]

>>55483942
are the trillionaire banking families in the room with us now?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484016]

>>55484004
>Indicators
Let me guess, the yield curve? You and midwits such as TheMaverickofWallStreet can continue shorting and losing all your money. I encourage you to keep making these bearish bets as it gives us fuel to pump higher.

[Anonymous No.55484019]

>>55484007
>Comfy Halloween session this year

[Anonymous No.55484028]

>>55483998
>Biden shill unironically also shilling for the CCP
My opinion of you just hit a new all time low.

[Anonymous No.55484033]

>>55483694
>>55483996
Didnt he say they we're pausing for the rest of the year? JPOW wants to hike but they got to him.

[Anonymous No.55484040]

>>55483948
you have it reversed, the pandemic was in response to the repo market fuckery as license to BRRRRRRR and kick the can down the road

[Anonymous No.55484043]

is nintendo a good buy or is it too high right now

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484047]

>>55484033
They are hiking again, Powell does whatever the rate futures price in and they have a .25 hike at 95% right now. The market and economy can easily handle over 10% rates, strongest economy in US history. The next few hikes are already priced in as well.

[Anonymous No.55484048]

>>55484033
They said they want at least two more, but they don't commit to anything in advance, the decision will be made in due time
Goal of the pause was to wait for data to come in. And the data so far, well, it is what it is.
Not great, not terrible.

[Anonymous No.55484049]

>fed pumping the stocks until job reports then they can increase another 25 because "the economy is doing so well anyway"
I can't believe some of you don't see this.

[Anonymous No.55484054]

>>55484004
I think i'll be fine should that happen. Counter trend at the first rate cut, or when we get uninverted. No front running or i'd get salty and poor like most bears here.

[Anonymous No.55484057]

>>55484043
You are supposed to buy before the latest Zelda games release.

[Anonymous No.55484062]

>>55484047
Do you actually believe this or are you shitposting? It's hard to tell these days because its starting to look like that might actually be the case. I just can't see the housing market or banks not getting absolutely raped if this happens.

[Anonymous No.55484065]

>>55483869
>carbs ontop of carbs slathered in cheese

[Anonymous No.55484078]

*stands from the highest mountaintop*
*breathes in*
NIGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55484081]

>>55484062
The math alone on servicing a 10% mortgage says downward principal pressure.

[Anonymous No.55484085]

>>55484004
Just say "2 more weeks" like the rest of the bobos.

[Anonymous No.55484092]

>>55484048
Thought he said in the conference that we're fucking until 2025 or some shit.

[Anonymous No.55484097]

>>55484057
>>55484043
They are going to plummet as the yen continues to devalue and the recession looms closer.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484102]

>>55484062
I'm a genuine permabull, the stock market is never crashing again. Bears had a case up until the SVB bailouts, the Fed proved they will never allow any crisis to occur ever again. The Fed will unironically inject trillions within days of any potential crisis.

[Anonymous No.55484121]

>>55484016
>>55484054
>>55484085
I hope you glowniggers are actually holding the leveraged long positions that you claim to be holding. Enjoy the ride down lmao.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484132]

>>55484121
>All bulls are actually feds
Meds, schizo.

[Anonymous No.55484143]

I am not panicking about a stock market crash. I just think that shorting overvalued sectors for a few days is a good move right now.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55484147]

ROFLMAO V SHAPE RECOVERY
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ROFLMAO V SHAPE RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.55484155]

>>55484132
You shills have made too many mistakes over the last week where you accidentally outed yourself. How can you keep going when everyone knows that you're a total fraud? Don't you feel at least a little bit of embarassment over the fact that you keep accidentally leaking giveaways about your shilling operation?

[Anonymous No.55484157]

>>55484143
its just a short term panic about unofficial job numbers.
there will be clarity soon. the number doesn't really make sense to me

[Anonymous No.55484161]

>>55484121
kek soxs is inverse leveraged silly goose

[Anonymous No.55484165]

>>55484157
weird. those numbers are wrong
updated

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484166]

>>55484155
I'll never feel any shame for my patriotism, you anti American piece of human garbage. The market is only down .8% now by the way, we close green as I said.

[Anonymous No.55484171]

>mfw bull
>mfw buying 0dte calls like the giga retard that i am and unironically losing money some days
>some schizo on /biz/ calls me a fed

[Anonymous No.55484180]

>>55484171
love to see it

[Anonymous No.55484181]

>>55484171
And this is why I always do spreads. Theta works for me and I feel less stupid.

[Anonymous No.55484183]

>>55484161
betting on wwf is pretty gud analogy of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55484188]

>>55484171
>Double down on a retard bag of mine
>It's my biggest gain of the day
Sometimes you gotta go full retard.

[Anonymous No.55484189]

>>55484166
So then why do you also shill fake chinese propaganda? >>55483998 More proof that Beijing Biden is a foreign plant, I guess.

[Anonymous No.55484191]

>that bull is not real

[Anonymous No.55484199]

>>55484191
>betting against america on fourth of july +2
ngmi

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484200]

>>55484189
Because the previous and illegitimate US administration was responsible for creating the virus, the CCP isn't lying about this. That orange piece of shit who stole the 2016 election.

[Anonymous No.55484206]

>>55484189
The US has the best viral research labs, the rest of the world isn't even close. US biotech is a solid investment.

[Anonymous No.55484209]

i need unlimited nuggets bros

[Anonymous No.55484210]

>>55484191
Those titties ain't real but it's all good.

[Anonymous No.55484211]

>>55484171
Where did anyone call you a fed if this is also supposed to be your first post in the thread? OOPS, NAFObros we just can't seem to figure out how 4chan works. ;_;

[Anonymous No.55484212]

>>55484166
Patriotism is a ploy by corporations to upcharge you for products you could get for a fraction of the cost had you only cared about saving money.

[Anonymous No.55484213]

>>55484166
You are always a top signal, thank you for your service obvious shill.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484214]

>>55484028
I thought it was because someone fucked a pangolin.

[Anonymous No.55484216]

>>55484102
That's totally fair. Honestly im in the bull camp too these days, but I feel like the recent rally is really over bought and due for a pullback. I want to buy a bigger dip though.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484222]

>>55484213
>Top signal
The market has been going up for months, despite me posting here nearly every day. You bobos are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.55484226]

>>55484200
>>55484206
So NAFO is just another traitorous CCP-aligned commie fifth column org. Got it.

[Anonymous No.55484228]

>>55484033
Everything is data dependent. We have two more hikes on the way, but any more than that would have to be backed up by Core Inflation metrics staying sticky. We’ll find out the day after Halloween, but I don’t think he pauses again if the data is still bad

[Anonymous No.55484227]

VVIX. The murmurs are getting louder. The gamma of volatility for OTM options on VIX.

Getting stronger.

There's a bid.

The drops in the pond get louder.

I warned you.

[Anonymous No.55484231]

>S&P finally drops more than 1%
>immediately goes up again
>mfw

[Anonymous No.55484238]

How do I into safe places to put money?

I’ve got a few 10s of thousands that I’m considering just sticking in a HYSA.

Is it worth getting into 2 month treasuries or something?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484243]

>>55484226
What the fuck is NAFO? I don't see that ticker on the market.

[Anonymous No.55484246]

>>55484243
You're a fifth columnist.

[Anonymous No.55484247]

>>55484226
The CCP is in the quiet forest, they can't hear the orchestra from there.

[Anonymous No.55484251]

>>55484238
unironically an index or apple, anything else will get beaten by them eventually

[Anonymous No.55484253]

>>55484222
Wasted digits.
But no you weren’t here, you just showed up like in the last month again

[Anonymous No.55484258]

>>55484227
Imagine being as red as this guy on a -1% spx day.

[Anonymous No.55484259]

>>55484243
it's a homosexual dating community. not publicly traded yet.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484265]

>>55484253
I've been here for years chud.

[Anonymous No.55484267]

how many months now has the daily v-shaped recovery been occurring? literally zero dips allowed to be unbought. it's like a ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55484270]

>>55484243
NAFO is some /pol/ chud meme if you hear someone use the term NAFO its highly likely they think of shooting up brown people

[Anonymous No.55484273]

>>55484147
hope you sold your calls idiot
your V is now a backwards N

[Anonymous No.55484275]

>>55484265
Literally a commie traitor.

[Anonymous No.55484276]

>>55484251
I want a place to put money while I wait for the dip

Then it’s gold, tech, uranium, and oil

[Anonymous No.55484278]

>>55484267
Have you forgotten your training?

[Anonymous No.55484279]

>>55482339
Getting nervous?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484292]

>>55484270
Ya that one schizo bear poster has been following me around /biz/ for months, he calls most bullish posters feds and "nafo". He actually needs mental help, it's sad to witness such delusion. He stalked me in a completely different thread the other day based on a similar image I had posted in another thread, it was quite creepy.

[Anonymous No.55484300]

>>55484276
put it in an inverse ETF if you really believe there will be a dip
pick your poison, as you can see they are all winners this year https://etfdb.com/etfs/inverse/equity/

[Anonymous No.55484307]

>>55484292
I find solace in knowing he holds no assets expect the pet rocks.

[Anonymous No.55484309]

>>55484292
If it's any consolation, at least you can be sure nothing will happen since he never leaves his place. almost said house, but no way he's a homeowner if he has that much time to waste.

[Anonymous No.55484311]

*hypothetically speaking* if we have feds assigned to shill in /smg/ that's sad as hell and makes me upset that's where my taxes are going.

[Anonymous No.55484315]

>>55484300
Nah I’m already getting blown up on my shorts

[Anonymous No.55484316]

>>55484292
pretty funny gimmick 2bh

[Anonymous No.55484325]

>>55484292
>>55484307
>>55484309
Hey remember when you glowniggers got caught stalking people across threads literally two days ago?
>>55468779

[Anonymous No.55484328]

Microshart, a company run by jeets and zero innovation. Worth 2.5 TRILLION dollars. Tim Apple haven't done anything good since iPhone. Worth 3 TRILLION dollars.

Why.

[Anonymous No.55484329]

>>55484311
>He doesn't know that the CIA has been on Wall Street since the very beginning.

[Anonymous No.55484331]

>>55484276
If your brokerage isn't matching fed funds rate on unused cash, bil and sgov are the best money market etf's. rh gold and ibkr already gib 5% apy on unused cash. I don't suggest putting in inverse etf if you actually want to hold it for a dip buy. Because should the dip never manifest bil and sgov guaranteed returns until fed cuts.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484336]

ignore glow in the dark posts
don't reply to glow in the dark posters
keep /smg/ free from the control of the ccp

also get some puts here while they're a little cheaper, things are about to get a little bumpy and the market's going to experience some serious chop.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484340]

>>55484325
Schizo, your gaslighting isn't going to work here. YOU were the one stalking people and your pathetic attempt to gaslight and turn it on me is quite frankly embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.55484342]

>>55484325
there are 13000 fbi agents, twitter files revealed 3 were assigned to twitter and that has 5000x more traffic than 4chan. There are no federal agents here, its not important enough and to top it off, you would have to be a mob boss or serial killer for the fbi to have agents on you

[Anonymous No.55484349]

>>55484329
JPM has been the shadow government since 1919, they own all the gold in fort knox

[Anonymous No.55484350]

>>55484329
I meant with this consortium of retards posting in this general.

[Anonymous No.55484351]

>>55484342
he has not taken his meds, let him have his larp
all bulls are feds here
t. a fed

[Anonymous No.55484362]

>>55484238
Gold.

[Anonymous No.55484364]

>>55484191
Kek

[Anonymous No.55484367]

>>55484349
>gold in fort knox
The gold was replaced by stones years ago.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55484369]

>>55484273
>MUH BACKWARDS N-
>MUH BACKWARDS N-
>MUH BACKWARDS N-
>MUH BACKWARDS N-
Cope brokie

[Anonymous No.55484370]

>>55484238
Treasury securities and savings accounts both do the job. Consider money-market mutual funds too.

Some differences between Treasury securities and savings accounts:

- You have to pay state and local taxes on income from a savings account, but not on income from Treasury securities.

- If you buy newly-issued Treasury securities on Treasury Direct, you have to wait 45 days before you can sell them. This can be inconvenient if you suddenly need cash. A savings account is more liquid.

[Anonymous No.55484371]

>>55484340
>>55484342
Stalked across two different threads by these same glownigger shills:
>>55468697
>>55468473
Plus the filenames were randomized and shouldn't have been searchable in the archives:
>>55469439

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484374]

>>55484367
yeah remember when they opened it up to some investigative reporters and all the gold was missing?

[Anonymous No.55484376]

>>55484349
>he thinks there is still gold in fort knox

[Anonymous No.55484378]

>>55484371
no one cares

[Anonymous No.55484383]

>>55484369
my puts are up 35% lol with plenty of time left

[putsRnotDaWae No.55484386]

>>55484371
I told you to long the stock market, sit down, and shut up. You can make some money if you finally listen.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484391]

guys, i think there's a large group of ultra-mega jews that are trying to keep the market exactly where it opened today.

[Anonymous No.55484397]

THE EXUBERANT SHALL BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.55484399]

>>55484331
What's going on in the video

[Anonymous No.55484401]

>>55483977
>Natural gas violently dumped back down
Holy fuck
It unironically was algorithms pumping purely because Exxon had a story which mentioned 'natural gas'. It's literally just news bots buying, even if the news is shit, then getting dumped on. Unbelievable, no wonder this market is so retarded all the time.

[Anonymous No.55484408]

The 396/398 gap on SPY will be filled.

[Anonymous No.55484412]

>>55484378
Nigger.

>>55484386
All you've done today is confirm you're a CCP traitor, just like Biden.

[Anonymous No.55484414]

>>55484399
Boys will be boys

[Anonymous No.55484416]

>>55484386
If he didn't capitulate shorts when kpop poster did there's just no helping.

[Anonymous No.55484418]

We close green.

[Anonymous No.55484420]

>>55484370
Any mutual funds you would reccomend?

[Anonymous No.55484422]

>>55484416
Based Taylor poster.

[Anonymous No.55484427]

>>55484243
National Association of Forklift Operators

[Anonymous No.55484433]

I took the gold. Traded it all for some NVDA GPUs.

[Anonymous No.55484452]

That was the top, next stop SPY 200

[Anonymous No.55484453]

>>55484422
Only those who accept tay into their hearts shall enter the realm of profit.

[Anonymous No.55484454]

Are you ready for AI to take control over the buying and selling of the majority of the stock market? How will (you) beat AI?

[Anonymous No.55484459]

>>55484454
you would just buy the dip because ai would make it more stable

[Anonymous No.55484461]

>>55484453
fed

[Anonymous No.55484462]

>>55484454
that happened a long time ago

[Anonymous No.55484463]

>>55484454
Are hands off trading algorithms not a thing already?

[Anonymous No.55484465]

Natural gas? More like natural ASS.

[Anonymous No.55484474]

>new hod

[Anonymous No.55484475]

>>55484342
You have to be clinically retarded to not think that more federal agents haven't been assigned to 4chan since the guy from /pol/ (Payton S. Gendron) shot up and killed a bunch of people in New York after livestreaming it. This place glows super hard these days.

[Anonymous No.55484482]

>>55484420
Check out the Vanguard Cash Reserves Federal Money Market Fund (VMRXX).

[Anonymous No.55484490]

>>55484475
that's a good thing that we have officers of the law here. keeps us safe. however I would appreciate if they can keep their political and economic opinions to themselves.

[Anonymous No.55484499]

>>55484475
they would respond to a tip but they do not have lurkers here full time or even part time let alone trying to shift the narrative, there isnt enough manpower

[Anonymous No.55484504]

Gas is going below $4/gallon now. I'll cross my fingers for you oilbros regardless.

[Anonymous No.55484505]

>>55484342
Oof ouch my eyes the glow is too bright.

[Anonymous No.55484507]

>>55484371
lol jesus christ
you have paranoid schizophrenia im telling you this as a friend

[Anonymous No.55484515]

>>55484499
They. Have. Full. Time. Feds. On. /smg/.

[Anonymous No.55484519]

>>55484454
>implying the market hasn't been controlled by AI for a long time now

[Anonymous No.55484520]

>>55484515
they dont, sorry bud

[Anonymous No.55484526]

This is unironically the strongest economy in a generation. Buy every SINGLE dip.
The reverse repo markets are starting to drain. It will lift all boats.
>"b-b-b-but that Boomer isn't orange!"
Poor people care about the fistpumps. We are here to make money.

[Anonymous No.55484528]

>they have full time feds on /smg/

[Anonymous No.55484533]

I Know They Have Feds On This General Because The Posts About Operation Snow White Got Deleted.

[Anonymous No.55484545]

>>55484528
that sounds like something a fed would say

[Anonymous No.55484547]

>vix
jesus fuck look at this giga crab

[Anonymous No.55484549]

The stock market owes me federal agents

[Anonymous No.55484552]

Alright who is fedding whom here?

[Anonymous No.55484560]

>>55484292
One time I just reported on some better-than-expected numbers that came in for the US GDP and he went on a multi-reply tirade calling me a glowey and Biden stooge, it was pretty surreal.

[Anonymous No.55484568]

I also noticed some very suspicious filenames that align with what the emails/ attachments in pizzagate indicated. These are all on /smg/.

If you think Payton S. Gendron's mass shooting didn't flood this site with lots of feds on the most active generals / threads in each board on 4chan, you're incredibly naive about the state of things. They're everywhere. Just look at the filenames.

[Anonymous No.55484569]

>tfw no personal fbi agent watching over me like a guardian angel trying to entrap me

[Anonymous No.55484573]

A FEDERAL AGENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.55484576]

>>55483582
Shills are going all out with the VPNs:
>bwWLx8Ln
>mCf5k5Wo
>lwFTs93r
>9QtDdrpR
>R3Y1aYYj
>WrAXeA4L
>E/oIG/pa

[Anonymous No.55484579]

the teenagers are bored again

[Anonymous No.55484581]

>>55484331
With ETFs like SGOV, how is it payed out? The ticker shows almost no growth over time, but the fund's webpage says it averages a 4.3% gain.
Is it paid out as a dividend?

[Anonymous No.55484584]

>>55484576
You missed me

[Anonymous No.55484590]

[Anonymous No.55484592]

>>55484579
do u want to talk about small cap shitcos that are potentially good shorts / stocks to buy puts on

[Anonymous No.55484595]

>>55484590
clearly a fed

[Anonymous No.55484596]

>>55484581
Yes it's paid as a dividend monthly as the tbills come to maturity. Chart isn't going to look normal, i use it for cash because tda gives .85% on unused cash. And money market apy like this is once in a decade.

[Anonymous No.55484598]

>>55484576
>>55484584
You're right. You and also O7VmiRVg

[Anonymous No.55484600]

>>55484279
-2%
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.55484615]

>>55484598

[Anonymous No.55484617]

>>55484590

[Anonymous No.55484618]

The question is which full time fed is assigned to /smg/. Which ID in this thread is the full time fed. I doubt there's more than one.

[Anonymous No.55484624]

>>55484618
it's unironically baggie.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484625]

sold all my calls, she looks like she's out of steam for the day boys.

[Anonymous No.55484629]

>>55484618
Citadel pays me to troll videogamepawnshop baggies does that count?

[Anonymous No.55484630]

>>55484624
What a tweest.

[Anonymous No.55484633]

>>55484618
Literally everyone but me is a fed.

[Anonymous No.55484635]

>>55484625
This is an incredibly obvious fed post. Jesus christ it was right in front of my eyes
>>55484624
You're right, look what Baggie just posted. Some bullshit milquetoast line he's been fed to pose as a normal /smg/ "trader". The gig is up. We know now.

[Anonymous No.55484636]

>>55484618
its me

[Anonymous No.55484637]

>>55484618
They use VPNs to appear as multiple posters, but the Tay/eWhore/"buy calls" persona is the most persistent. Really it's just the same 1-2 people putting on masks and playing the role of different sockpuppets though.

[Anonymous No.55484643]

>>55484625
Look what this guy just posted. Holy fuck this is the most obvious narc dialogue I've ever read on /smg/. This is fucking hilarious, I'm taking screenshots rn. This tripfag was always a Fed. It's why he's been on here for so long.

Oh my god.

[Anonymous No.55484644]

You guys are literally mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.55484645]

>>55484633
That sounds like something a fed would say...

[Anonymous No.55484651]

>>55484618
What makes you think they're assigned? Maybe they do it for free and just like coming here to see the frog images.

[Anonymous No.55484655]

>>55484549
My female glowy sent me a birthday card

[Anonymous No.55484656]

>>55484644
Yeah so?

[Anonymous No.55484659]

>>55484618
the "putsarenotdawae" guy is 100% - he has been caught multiple times; now even dedicating a disinfo campaign with other posters >>55484292
he hopes to lead /smg/ to great losses by going long - manipulate the thread. uses his phone to reply to himself and or other shills.

[Anonymous No.55484660]

>>55484644
Shut the fuck up, brandon

[Anonymous No.55484661]

>>55484656
Hey, as long as you own it I guess.

[Anonymous No.55484662]

>NAFO acts retarded and gets caught
>HAHAHAHA IT WAS ALL A JOKE, ISN'T IT SO FUNNY WHEN WE SHILL XXXXDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.55484664]

What's worse is that the fed glowie (Baggie) convinced that fat retard John Rocker (Youtuber / Spokesman of /smg/) to feed the fed information

[Anonymous No.55484666]

>>55484644
Hey peter man, check out the TLT computer. When will it get un fucked?

[Anonymous No.55484678]

>>55484659
But what interest does a fed agent have in convincing people to incur losses on /smg/? The feds are here for other reasons. They want to monitor for domestic terrorism, etc.

[Anonymous No.55484679]

>>55484666
SPICY quadruple bottom. Watch that yield curve, Satan.

[Anonymous No.55484681]

>>55484227
poo

in

loo

[Anonymous No.55484689]

you guys just feel that?

[Anonymous No.55484697]

I also left the cocaine at the White House.

[Anonymous No.55484702]

>>55484549
TFW no big titty JIDF gf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484704]

Alright guys, very funny. If I was a glowie fed glow nigger, why would I say shit like fuck niggers, and fuck jannies?

[Anonymous No.55484709]

>>55484689
WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55484710]

>>55484679
Thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.55484713]

Actually, it's quite obvious now that the full time fed assigned to /smg/ is actually trying to incur losses on /smg/ posters to make them go postal and commit a mass shooting, à la the Las Vegas Mandalay Bay shooter who went postal.

The Fed in the Thread here >>55484704 is trying to make us go postal and do a mass shooting. Do not listen to this fucking narc.

[Anonymous No.55484723]

>>55484710
NGL I miss the Dubya Putin bromance.

[Anonymous No.55484726]

>>55484704
>Alright guys, very funny. If I was a glowie fed glow nigger, why would I say shit like fuck niggers, and fuck jannies?
This is something you'd say to try and fit in with "edgy but epic 4chan posters". It's all so obvious now.

[Anonymous No.55484737]

>>55484704
Sometimes the elite glownigger ops get a license to be bad so they can do their job. Tom Clancy taught me this.

[Anonymous No.55484742]

>>55484702
I believe in you anon, she's out there and she wants your foreskin

[Anonymous No.55484753]

>>55484704
if I was actually paid to be here. this is probably what I would say to convince people I wasn't.
>fuck niggers
>fuck jannies
it's just too agreeable

[Anonymous No.55484762]

>>55484726
>>55484713
>writing a post, then another 1 one minute later
You're either a newfag or a fed.

[Anonymous No.55484766]

The problem with bobos is they still don't understand the severity of the post 2008 monetary policy golden bull run. It is just as big, or bigger, than leaving the gold standard in 1979

[Anonymous No.55484768]

>>55484004
>and all indicators point to a catastrophic economic collapse

[Anonymous No.55484772]

BOIL giveth
and
BOIL taketh away
NATTY GAS STUFF
>NATTY GAS STUFF
NATTY GAS STUFF

[Anonymous No.55484780]

Fucks sake
had enough of this desu

[Anonymous No.55484788]

>>55484780
its going up like it does historically, buy the dip and sell once you hit your weekly goal is all you need to do

[Anonymous No.55484799]

>>55484753
>file name
You will never pass.

[Anonymous No.55484803]

>>55484772
Anon are you still watching little house on the prairie?

[Anonymous No.55484809]

>>55484704
Everybody knows you are a north Korean spy baggot. Your gookfu works for Kim jong un, and she knew how easy it would be to seduce a Jewish manlet. She's been data mining you ever since.

[Anonymous No.55484811]

>>55484803
yes I'm in season 5

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484818]

>>55484809
Why do you have a picture of my gookfu saved on your device?

[Anonymous No.55484826]

>>55483582
It's another v-shaped recovery. How is crypto fake, but stocks aren't again?

[Anonymous No.55484829]

>>55484799
the file name is schizo babble. when I post I have a script automatically change the file name and hash. i do this because it is said glowies use files names and hashed to track posters across threads.

[Anonymous No.55484834]

>>55484809
what a hideous creature

[Anonymous No.55484837]

>>55484826
It's all fake. Imagine reading 10-k and paying attention to indicators and shit.

[Anonymous No.55484855]

>2 year yield back under 5%
Imagine the employment data tomorrow unexpectedly comes in cool, that'd be something

[Anonymous No.55484858]

>>55484829
That's not the correct format, glownigger. You're doing that to launder the image packs they give you to download. It's very difficult, if not impossible, to fake an organic looking reaction folder. That's why all you feds glow in the dark with your uncanny valley posts. You don't fit in.

[Anonymous No.55484870]

>>55484818
I have several including her rice milkers.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55484879]

So what's more important to Jay "The Chairman" Pow Pow, maximum employment or 2% inflation?

[Anonymous No.55484881]

the jews will not shake me out, i've done the backtests and the research and will continue accumulating my hoard

[Anonymous No.55484883]

>>55484879
Boomer's Zestimates is the most important

[Anonymous No.55484898]

Next thread i will be a bobo

[Anonymous No.55484905]

Baking...

[FRESH No.55484909]

>>55484904
>>55484904
>>55484904

[Anonymous No.55484922]

>>55484600
>-1.5%
Better start getting ready

[Anonymous No.55484948]

>>55484879
inflation

[Anonymous No.55485139]

>>55483998
Nigga they were working on both covid and the "vaccine" since the early 2000s