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Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:40:59 2023 No.55469880 [Reply] [Original]

>operator it's an emergency, patch me through chainlink labs HQ
>*ring ring*
>hello this is chainlink labs HQ, how may I help you
>WEE WOO WEE WOO THIS IS NODE ALERTOR #9617 IM REPORTING AN EMERGENCY LINK ALERTTTTTTTTTTT
>alertor #9617 you are failing to follow proper procedure, yo were supposed to alert on-chain not on our phone line, your stake has therefore automatically been slashed, goodbye
>b-b-but.......... WEE WOOOO WEE WOOOOOOOO!!!! IM ALERTIIIING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:44:06 2023 No.55469894 Nice meme, did you make it in paint?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:48:28 2023 No.55469912 >>55469880 This shit is actually hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:49:55 2023 No.55469919 >>55469880 >locked up his life savings to offset Sergey's dumps Token needed then

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