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55444651 No.55444651 [Reply] [Original]

"not your keys, not your crypto" is a meme. I've been in crypto since 2013 and have stored my funds on Coinbase the entire time. Never had to worry about any of the issues that come with custody.

>> No.55445221

same anon, I have a 5k stack of stinkers that I keep on gemini, I have a trezor but am too lazy to move my stack onto it also i trust the winklechads to keep my stinkers safe.

>> No.55445477

>>55444651
>"not your keys, not your crypto" is a meme.
wrong but cuckbase is an expectation. it's a CIA honeypot. it's not going anywhere

>> No.55445481

>eldwoznT
huh

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>>55444651
survivorship bias anon.

There are thousands of people that lost parts of their savings or total savings just because they didn't hodl in self custody.

I'm happy that you still have your stuff, but be sure that coinbase and brian armstrong are big L's.

Motherfucker Literally sold KYC information (Personal ID cards) to firms that developed software for secret agencies

>> No.55445569

>Coinbase randomly shuts down your account because reasons
Many such cases.

>> No.55445893

>>55445221
Moving 10k LINK from Coinbase to my ledger to stake was one of the most stressful things I’ve had to do. I’m such a bankcuck if my bank offered crypto custody services or etrade or something I’d do it immediately

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>>55444651
Ok glowie

>> No.55446121

did anyone else pull out of crypto entirely when the whole kyc thing became mandatory?

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Is that ShartemFartEm?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Shartemfartem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Shartemfartem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Shartemfartem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy...

>> No.55446145

I used to work for a law firm that would argue on behalf of people that got locked out of their coinbase accounts.

If you saw what little, ridiculous, random things can lock you out of 6 figs for LIFE... You wouldn't keep all your shit there. Maybe your phone had a push notification while you're on Starbucks WiFi? Oops, got pinged in our newest AI fraud detection gizmo! Take a ticket, we'll think about looking at this in 4-10 months, maybe we'll stop responding a couple messages in. Oh and not even the slimiest Saul Goodman tier lawyer will touch this shit unless you sign a paper saying they get half of your stack (which it gets transferred to them if they ever get it out, meaning they take their cut FIRST).

>> No.55446400

>>55444651
I don't give two fucks at all as long as my CryptMI app is available. All my Crypto is stored there.