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I'm starting to get the sense that most of you are awfully weird in person. Are any of you working professionals that could blend in a social function?

>> No.55437686

>>55437650
I pick my nose and bite my toe nails.

Weird enough for you?

>> No.55437723

>>55437650
i just want to say the nword without people getting upset

>> No.55437759

>>55437650
Doubtful. I converse with my cat more than I talk to humans.

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>>55437650
I work with and regularly socially talk to normies.
I'm deep undercover.

>> No.55437948

Completely average normal guy here AMA

>> No.55437966

>>55437650
Yeah I'm client facing so I had to learn socialization. I can chat up wimminz now pretty ez

>> No.55437974

>>55437650
I'm pretty normal by software engineer standards.

>> No.55437983

I have successfully infiltrated the construction industry, and say nigger regularly

>> No.55437984

>>55437650
I got my degree and am trying to become a working professional. I can only interact well with a small group of people. If there are too many I completely shut down and cant communicate.

>> No.55438002

>>55437650
Software coder but banged probably 100 sloots ama

>> No.55438065

I’m in a trade and have a family but am not normal I talk over people

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>>55437650
I am inoffensive and boring at work, the goodest goy you can ever find. One of my coworkers started shilling jordan peterson during a sprint meeting and i pretend i never heard about him

>> No.55438130

>>55438106
>One of my coworkers started shilling jordan peterson during a sprint meeting and i pretend i never heard about him
Kek in July 2022 someone started sneeding about Andrew Tate and I pretended to not know who he was.
>Oh he's some guy from tiktok? I don't use that.

>> No.55438156

No, I am unabashedly schizophrenic now.

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>>55437650
pretty much the weirdo of the team with niche hobbies. i'm 34 yo and the only one who's single besides a 20 yo zoomer. albeit i kinda adapted to smalltalk meanwhile and sometimes blend into the normies quite good. still feel like an alien though.

>> No.55438243

>>55437650
Married, two kids, corporate lawyer. Yeah I learned to hide it a long time ago. Even play sports on the weekend. Niggers tongue my anus though.

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55438314

>blend
Ahahahahaha