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bros i've been unemployed for 7. months now.
cs degree was a meme
you all lied to me
im unhireable with 4 internships

>> No.55414082
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>>55414077
You still have plenty of time. Took me and a lot of people a few months but we got well on our feet. Now a days everyone got a job with a TC of an average STARTING minium of about 240k. That goes up to 350k to 400k within a short matter of time. This is after they went to get their four year CS degree, EVERYONE studied that after 1990, CS basically was the only degree people studied and they got the 240k TC or will be getting it shortly. Some even hit around 600k I think, which is more than enough to purchase a home (averageing around 400k) at a 7-8% interest rate.

>> No.55414088

Scale down expectations, apply to McDonalds

>> No.55414118

>>55414082
IM FUCKING 25 KISLESS SEXLESS HANDLESS VIRIGN

>>55414088
KILL
YOUR
SELF

>> No.55414128

>>55414082
also give sauce

>> No.55414258

Sounds like there are too many qualified applicants and employees; you should reduce those numbers until you get hired .. however, it's highly doubtful that such a pathetic wagie as you -- crying here because nobody wants to hire the competent white male, instead of just *creating* wealth with your abilities -- has the grit to do the needful. Protip: the recently deceased often carry cash and other valuables; loot the dead for extra income.

>> No.55414286
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holy fuck shes beautiful

>> No.55414296

>>55414118
Then Jose and Juan get the job, and you go hungry

>> No.55414302

>>55414077
Dude, I was unemployed (in my field) for 2 yrs back in '08. I pulled myself back up and I now make 250K

>> No.55414310

>>55414077
I got hired with no CS degree, no experience, no internships and a coding bootcamp background. I'm sorry that your autism/appearance kept you from getting past gatekeeping HR roasties.

>> No.55414317

>>55414286
would let her spit in my mouth

>> No.55414366

>>55414077
honestly, having 4 internships and no work experience is a big red flag
means that not a single company you had worked for, and that has trained you wanted to keep you (you usually get hired right out of the internship, unless you reject them)

>> No.55414379

>>55414077
at least you don't have a mountain of student loan debt
i never would've spent 500k on medical schooling if i knew that surgeons only made 53k
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/colorectal-surgeon-salary-SRCH_KO0,18.htm

>> No.55414406

>>55414379
I feel your pain anon. I think public service loan forgiveness is the only way out.

>> No.55414409

>>55414302
howd you do it
>been unemployed since last bull run because i made it but now i realize that even though i have make it money inflation and a few bad decisions might fuck me

>> No.55414436

>>55414082
I believe this anon is purposefully misleading data miners by spamming this shit lol

>> No.55414452

>>55414436
Not really. Atleast his numbers look right for Toronto and Vancouver. Certain sections of Canada. A little bit lower in Montreal but they still have their tech sector

>> No.55414460

>>55414077
Learn some boring shit like PowerBI and you'll get a job. Trust

>> No.55414462

>>55414310
>getting past gatekeeping HR roasties.
Kinda sucks that people woefully unqualified and borderline retarded are your first point of contact when applying for a job. It's largely turned me off from the whole job application process, and employment in general.

>> No.55415143

>>55414082
that is not blake lively

>> No.55415152

Kill yourself

>t. vp of engi

>> No.55416205

>>55414077
>use stable-diffusion/thispersondoesnotexist.com to make a fake profile image of a black male in a suit
>use on linkedin
>put "prefer not to say" on resume
>vtuber software for live blackface
>when they eventually catch you, "oops, must have uploaded the wrong photo, lol"

>> No.55416216

>>55414077
>>55414286
I will now buy yoyr coin.

>> No.55416218

>>55414077
TLDR

>> No.55416229

That just means you're dogshit at getting past filters. You need a better resume and better interview skills.

>> No.55416429

>>55414082
that woman is so gorgeous that i feel miserable. i will never be loved by her and i will never creampie her. why live?

>> No.55416435

>>55414082

why are you spamming this in EVERY FUCKING THREAD you fucking moron. you're probably a pajeet making 3/hr on fiverr

>> No.55416616

>>55414286
>>55414317
>>55416216
she looks underage even if she is adult. weird to find that attractive

>> No.55417005

>>55414258
>Protip: the recently deceased often carry cash and other valuables; loot the dead for extra income.
Based. Careerist normgroids aren't evil enough in this kiked world to survive, simple as.

>> No.55417009

>>55414379
That is crazy. You'd figure a highly specialized job with high educational requirements such as an asshole surgeon would pay great.

>> No.55417015

>>55416205
>>use stable-diffusion/thispersondoesnotexist.com to make a fake profile image of a black male in a suit
>>use on linkedin
>>put "prefer not to say" on resume
>>vtuber software for live blackface
>>when they eventually catch you, "oops, must have uploaded the wrong photo, lol"
Unfathomably based.

>> No.55417213

>>55414077
Its gonna be OK anon I'm on year 2. I've been running on pure savings because despite paying into it for 14 years I'm not allowed to draw money from any social assistance program.

>> No.55417220

>>55414077
I'm 28 and never had sex. I also learned to code on Codecademy, applied to a few jobs and I now earn $125k as a Senior Software Engineer. It's literally that easy. Sucks to be you with a CS meme degree.

>> No.55417226

>>55416616
you're gay

>> No.55417257

>>55417220
>125k
>senior swe
you'd better be living in the africa or some other third world country, even indian senior swes get paid more than that

>> No.55417707

>>55414379
What the actual fuck? My guess is those are just to work half a day per week. A colorectal surgeon working full time never makes 50k

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do 10x with this and u can neet for a while longer

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>>55414379
Yeah goy, the pay is shit, don't study medicine please.

>> No.55418045

>>55414379
This is factually wrong
My friend from HS over 10 years ago just recently finished medical school and he is pushing 7 figures as the main doctor in radiology at a local hospital, not even a surgeon and while he is definitely very busy now, from what I see he loves his life and doesn't regret a thing
Medicine is huge money, it always will be, it's the kinda money where you only have to work "hard" for 4-5 years and after that you just sit on cruise control for the rest of your life

>> No.55418075

>>55414077
i got 500k tc job (WFH) after completeing 6 week coding bootcamp no degree

>> No.55418077

>>55416616
Enjoy your hags, fag.