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>Two billionaires retard cage fight
Who will you bet on and how much?

>> No.55395108

>>55395100
Anyone who thinks Zuckerberg would lose is ignorant. This guy actively practices jiu-jitsu and won a tournament recently. Elon would get ruined.

>> No.55395110

>>55395100
Nobody asked for this and nobody will pay to watch it.

>> No.55395111

>>55395100
I'd bet on Elon because 1. weight advantage 2. I dont believe Zuck did 100 weighted pullups

>> No.55395119

Zuck works out while Musk is a fatso

>> No.55395189

>>55395119
Weight is > indicator of success in a fight than anything else.
Do you really think a 1.7m waifer thin bruce lee body could cause any damage to Elon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVoT9LxiNk

>> No.55395199

I'm betting on the guy that did a bjj tournament recently and trains twice a day.

>> No.55395220

>>55395199
I'm betting on the guy who has superior reach, and greater mass.

>> No.55395250

>>55395100
While zuckerberg has sifgnificant size and weight advantage to Elon but Zuckerbegg does jiu-jitsu and might actally win if the fight goes in to the ground. If Zuck also practises a lot of takedowns he could beat Elon easy

>> No.55395256

>>55395250
WHILE ELON HAS A SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE TO ZUCK... cant even fucking write properly... the shit lsd does to you man

>> No.55395279

>>55395100
I like Elon, but he is old and fat. He doesn't stand a chance.

>> No.55396218

>>55395100
>Elon loses
>Tesla stock is going down
This would be hilarious.

>> No.55396226

>>55395256
>the shit lsd does to you man
How much time are you after?
LSD brain fog can last 2 days

>> No.55396236

>>55395100
My boy musk is gonna tusk this faggot.

>> No.55396242

>zucker zucker zucker
He's got a glass chin and pencilneck, one punch from the mighty Musk and his barrel chest this fags going to die.

>> No.55396246

keep it

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55396441

>>55395108
>betting on a jew to perform well in a sport

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55396586

>>55395108
>Anyone who thinks Zuckerberg would lose is ignorant. This guy actively practices jiu-jitsu and won a tournament recently. Elon would get ruined.

> what are weight classes and why do they exist

Life is not a Bruce Lee movie bud, the small guy will always get wrecked. Musk has at least 60 pounds on Zuckerberg.

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55396652

>>55395108
>won

>> No.55396660

>>55396652
It was a couple weeks ago btw

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55396812

If musk were younger I'd say he'd easily win, but he's in his 50s, so idk. I just want to be entertained

>> No.55396847

>>55395220
Clever

>> No.55396856

>>55395100
Put them both on the titan but put a camera down there this time.

>> No.55397095

Im team zuck. With jews you win

>> No.55397157

>>55396586
Confirming that you’re a fatass that has never competed
Weight classes exist when they’re in the same level of skill, retard

>> No.55397167

>>55395100
>6’1” 220 lbs (at least)
Vs
>5’7” 150 lbs
His BJJ better be decent.

>> No.55397188

>>55396652
>his first fight was so boring to him that he fell asleep to spare his opponent
based

>> No.55397226

>>55395100
Did you check weight and height of those two?
Elon would delete him instantly
Always funny when people think casual martial arts practice will help you in such a hopeless situation

>> No.55397250

>>55396586
So i should bet on sergey when he challenges the winner

>> No.55397259

>>55397226
This is MMA not boxing, and a trained fighter vs an out of shape geezer, it's always funny when people think they know more than they actually do and show that to others

>> No.55397308

>>55395100
Elon is as dumb as the people who think Elon will win

He will do zero training and get strangled by Zuck or any other blue belt

>> No.55397323

>>55397167
translation if he's not a literal Royce Grace he has no chance

>> No.55397326

>>55397259
Naw reach and weight matter. You grapple a bit and get to ground with you on top it's just over. 150 pounder has no hope of getting a 220 pound dude off of him.
So if zuck is expert enough to never get into that situation sure. But my bet is Elon has like a 2 minute tank and will try to tackle him as quickly as possible.

>> No.55398341

>>55395220
bjj > no bjj, every time. The fight will go to the ground in 10 seconds and then zuck will just do whatever he wants to him.

>> No.55398545

>>55398341
you think elon won't be training coming up to this fight?

>> No.55398573

>>55395100
I have anxiety about this. I don't want my Elon to get beat up by that little jew.

>> No.55398627

>>55395100
I'm going with the underdog Musk. He's always himself and everyone scrambles to copy him, especially zogberg.

>> No.55398641

There's a reason there's weight classes in mma. You guys are retarded, Zuck can't floor Elon and one punch by Elon and Zuck goes down.

>> No.55398763

>>55396586

>The small guy will always get wrecked

Not true, however two trained fighters with weight differences is a different story.

>> No.55400635

elon musk gonna have his neuralink implant teach him mastery in all forms of martial arts

>> No.55400659

>>55395100
Elon is in a bigger weight-class but Zuck has more training. It's a toss-up. Elon weight and reach will probably win.

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55400663

>>55400635
>i know kung fu

>> No.55400681

>>55395100
Zuck because he is literally a machine. You ever see him bleed? Exactly.
>>55395108
That doesn't mean shit. Read above for the real reason

>> No.55400702

>>55395100
>business and finance

>> No.55400705

>elon will win because he's bug and fat
Zuckerberg has time to eat a shitload of burgers and become a fatass like musk. Not like that weight is muscle. I doubt they'd have a fight without getting them to closer weights anyway

>> No.55400713

>>55398545
Not enough to surpass The Zuck who will also be training

>> No.55400967

>>55395100
i don't care. i'm just going to masturbate furiously to it tho

>> No.55400985

>>55396586
Jiu-jitsu tournaments actually do allow fights between people of different weight classes and the larger person doesn't always win.

>> No.55401010

Age gap is one of the strongest predictors of victory in a MMA fight. Zuck would murder old man Elon

>> No.55401015

>>55396652
Happens to everyone. For the first 3 months or so you tap out every time you roll. Then you learn how to escape most of the time. Then somebody new joins and you finally tap someone else.

>>55400705
Useless weight (fat) hardly helps in BJJ. You can tap someone inexperienced by pressing down on them, that's it. Anybody who has practiced enough to understand leverage will get you off them despite weight difference if you try to just lay on top like Musk said he would.

>> No.55401048

Elon is 51 years old with minimal stamina, Zuck is only 39. Zuckerberg can hit any spot he wants to disable Elon, body or head.

>> No.55402131

>>55395220
>>55395189
I'm being trolled, aren't I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixwXcrK7ZY

>> No.55402301

>>55395100
I thought suck was training for Terrance mckinney

>> No.55402615

>>55402131
Bruce Lee is a hack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuCRjEN124g