/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55356809]

If you ever blame yourself for a bad investment just remember these billionaires paid 200k to be tortured to death suffocating for 96 hours in complete darkness at the bottom of the ocean some even bringing their children

[Anonymous No.55356819]

>>55356809
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.55356835]

>>55356809
Were they billionaires? I thought not

[Anonymous No.55356852]

>>55356809
Unironically even if they find the sub. They will all be studied and found dead prior to their 96 hours of oxygen being depleted. Imagine the raw human nature at the end of it all

[Anonymous No.55356862]

>>55356819
this man reportedly farted in the room and abandoned the ship, betraying them all

[Anonymous No.55356894]

Kek
Diversity hires killed these people
>go woke go...dead

[Anonymous No.55356897]

>>55356809
>Will never be stuck in an underwater submarine and have locked orgy sex.
It's over for me, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55357124]

>>55356809
They most likely died instantly and turned into pink mist

[Anonymous No.55357628]

This will happen to one of these space exploration startups next

[Anonymous No.55357653]

>>55356852
imagine taking some lives to buy yourself more oxygen and then being saved in the 25th hour

[Anonymous No.55357687]

>>55356809
smells like a psyop
but why?
if something significant is found out later we will know

[Anonymous No.55357693]

>>55356809
There was recently a report that the wreck had no iceberg damage. I bet these people found evidence of the sabotage

[Anonymous No.55357692]

Is there any suspected foul play with some rich af sandnigger on board?

[Anonymous No.55357696]

>>55356894
>diversity
>woke
I don't even want to fly anymore, or even buy a car from a diversity esg virtue signaling company

[Anonymous No.55357718]

>>55356894
What's so diverse about him? Is he Irish?

[Anonymous No.55357723]

top kek LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOTTA GO SEE A SHIPWREK MAY AS WELL BE CHEAP AND USE LOGITECH CONTROLLER TOPKEK ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ they are deciding who to kill and eat right now

[Anonymous No.55357747]

>>55356809
>Be billionaire
>Made fortune cutting corners
>Killed in sub that cut corners
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.55357758]

>>55357692
As soon as i found out the captain is a former (((astronaut))) I called false flag.

[Anonymous No.55357761]

>>55357758
meant for >>55357687

[Anonymous No.55357792]

>>55356809
kek is that a fuckin Madcatz controller

[Anonymous No.55357797]

just letting you guys know
they're trying to hide the fact that the subs found the traps preventing from reaching the torpedo holes
Titanic was sunk as part of the federal reserve creation plan

[Anonymous No.55357799]

>no gps system

[Anonymous No.55357811]

>>55357797
Why would they let a sub go down in the first place then

[Anonymous No.55357814]

>>55357792
Imagine crashing because you accidently pressed the third party Turbo button that crashes the game.

[Anonymous No.55357827]

>>55357792
>>55356809
I don’t see why the controller thing is a big deal we use those form drone strikes as well

[Anonymous No.55357834]

>>55357718
I don't have the video but the cheap and woke bastard CEO said he didn't want to hire 50yo (experienced) straight white males . The future is young women and trannies, chud

[Anonymous No.55357842]

>>55357827
Yeah to operate a parascope or fly a drone, not to single handedly control a fucking subarmine.

[Anonymous No.55357867]

>>55357834
Bro, the whole leadership team is >50yo straight white males. You can't possibly blame every fuckup solely on their lackeys' skin colours.

[Anonymous No.55357929]

>>55357867
That's why the situation and statement is more stupid.
>self hating white boomers
>kills people for refusing to hire competent people and for being cheap bastards (see OP pic)
>openly discriminate towards white males while being a fucking white male
>hired zoomers/women and darkies
Instead to play with people's lives with a logitec ps2 controller

[Anonymous No.55357936]

Let's go Darwin!

[Anonymous No.55357947]

>>55357827
young zoom zoom, Madcatz was a 3rd party brand of controllers that NEVER fucking worked correctly

[Anonymous No.55357955]

>>55357929
You're acting like them hiring diverse people was the death kneel, and not the CEO being a fucking psycho and cutting corners wherever possible instead of fixing the problems the other leads brought up. I know identity politics eroded your ability to think rationally, but come on.

[Anonymous No.55358186]

>>55357955
Greedy boomers need to pay
is he gonna get cancelled or his company value going to tank?

[Anonymous No.55358253]

>>55357687
It’s just some retarded boomer who had a business idea to scam rich people by taking them on tours to gawk at wreckage and then went minimalist on the vessel
To save costs

[Anonymous No.55358293]

>>55357867
Gee Stockton, how come your mom lets you hire two Scott Griffiths?

[Anonymous No.55358330]

>>55358186
Truly brain dead summer posting. The CEO is on the fucking sub you zoomer. He's not getting canceled, he's getting imploded.

[Anonymous No.55358343]

>>55358330
Ok but the rest of people managing the company will need to take the blame somehow

[Anonymous No.55358357]

>>55358343
The company will just be liquidated, it's fine. Nobody there actually cares about suicide pipes, they just wanted a paycheck

[Anonymous No.55358694]

>>55357653
Based, wonder if that will happen. Kill half the people on board and double your own oxygen supply.

[Anonymous No.55358840]

>>55357792
It's a Logitech controller retard and that controller is pretty good

[Anonymous No.55358859]

>>55356809
It probably had a hull breach and they all died instantly

[Anonymous No.55358865]

>>55358840
ready to go to the bottom of the sea dog?

hell yeah, pass me the controller

they pass you this

im good

[Anonymous No.55358892]

>>55357867
they didn’t not hire a white guy because of hate or diversity pressure
they didn’t hire a white guy because they couldn’t
because and experienced guy could instantly tell what kind of deathtrap this is
they literally kicked off a guy from the board for pointing out that this thing doesn’t work and that they probably need to spend more than 40 bucks on a steering unit
hilarious though still

[Anonymous No.55358906]

>>55357687
>psyop

>everything is some sort of conspiracy

[Anonymous No.55358970]

>>55356809
exactly what everyone with over $10 million net worth deserves

[Anonymous No.55359075]

>>55358892
is this one of the fat fucks he didnt hire?

this guy cant fit in a sub it would sink

[Anonymous No.55359080]

>>55357867
They're all sub-fives. I only trust good looking CEOs, they even perform better statistically.

[Anonymous No.55359092]

>>55357653
I would just have sex with one of the chicks

[Anonymous No.55359133]

>>55358840
I had this controller and was so poorly made, the left joystick would stick and wouldn't press down at all around the edges. Had to return it. Junk. It's like 20 bucks more for a regular Xbox controller. Imagine being a billionaire and dying from the quality control standards you bribed and black mailed into existence.

[Anonymous No.55359166]

>>55356809
why would they name it titan or titanic or anything to do with sinking might as well name the entire thing atlantis and drill a whole in the side if thats the trouble they are asking for it

[Anonymous No.55359176]

>>55359092
i hate to bum you out but these mother fuckers were riding the high of jumping in a literal coffin with viewing ports to go see the jews handiwork at the bottom of the ocean

i doubt some woman you are traveling with is gonna do it for you down there but who am i to critique your last wishes

[Anonymous No.55359183]

>>55356809
I doubt they suffered longer than maybe a few minutes. The tube likely leaked at a joint or collapsed entirely, and unlike in movies a leak isn't something you recover from in a small sub at depth. You're just dead.

[Anonymous No.55359193]

It's a wonder how this thing actually lasted several expeditions to the Titanic before it failed. My guess is the guy thought he was a hotshot and wanted to design a vessel similar to Musks ships with minimalist controls. The inside itself looks like what 6 year old would play make believe...
https://youtu.be/29co_Hksk6o

I get that billionaires get there by cutting costs and maximizing profit; but fore a vessel built to withstand thousands upon thousands of litres of ocean water, you'd think he'd spend a bit more. But like all billionaires its on par for course, as I've heard billionaires that climb Everest most often skimp out on their own equipment.

[Anonymous No.55359197]

>>55356809
>this is the world in the year of our lord and savior 2023
>no flying cars
>no intergalactic travel
>no world peace

[Anonymous No.55359247]

>>55359183
This was probably the case which is a shame, all of them trapped together in the depths powerless, slowly running out of air and filled with regret would be a more fitting death for them

[Anonymous No.55359258]

>>55359193

[Anonymous No.55359360]

>>55359183
look up the kursk submarine disaster. you can survive in a sub for a period of time even after a hull breech because of pockets of air that just get smaller and smaller. needless to say it would be harrowing and grim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursk_submarine_disaster

[Anonymous No.55359420]

>>55359360
bro watch >>55359193
It's literally one pill shaped compartment. Kursk was able to survive because they were able to move from compromised compartments and close hatches. If you're in the Titan, there isn't even a foot(0.3m) of buffer between the compartment and the crushing depths of the atlantic ocean.

[Anonymous No.55359828]

>>55358892
25yo sheboon fuckups are inspirational?

[Anonymous No.55359899]

>>55357811
>we want to see the titanic
>you are not allowed to!
>why
>uhmm uhhh... because we said so!!!
easier to let people go and kill them off, has been the practice for hundreds of years now

[Anonymous No.55359996]

>>55356809
the basic gestalt is that the entire titanic sinking was a hoax made by the jew glownigger bankers and their families to make a ton of cash from the insurance and the movies around the faked event.
>Titanic was insured by the same company that insured the Hindenburg AND WTC on 9/11 (also MH17, MH370)
>as with the WTC/HB they paid out without investigation
>the exact! coordinates to the Titanic wreck are NOT public (you would need to ask James Cameron)
>Jew media had the story already prepared and pushed it way too early
>the water in April is 15 degrees celsius in that region (member icy lips DiCaprio? that was bullshit)
>Icebergs were NEVER spotted again in that region where she allegedly sunk
>wreck footage was filmed in a studio that explains why there are NO fishes seen anywhere
>the wreck was literally found by a monkey (((they))) are fucking with us)
>now they say they found a bacterium on the titanic that eats the steel away so the wreck will vanish in 10 years
>this bacterium was only found to eat on the titanic wreck (sure Moshe)
>according to the story Guggenheim a Billionaire jew refused to enter an empty Lifeboat (46 places were free) and instead sunk with the ship and let his wife escape with the money, hello? nigger are you awake?
>(((Jacob))) Astor also rich billionaire gigajew industrialist allegedly sinks with the ship, his life insurance is paid out (he only faked it same as Guggenkike)
>Titanic ship was moved to Germany where it was rebuild, mothballed and then sold to the US after WW1 and it became the USS Imperator

tl;dr: another fake and gay globohomo psyop, possibly comms being passed around or part of the larger globohomo narrative

[Anonymous No.55360661]

>>55356809
>journalist observer claims...
wow what a reliable and accurate source of information

[Anonymous No.55360704]

>>55356894
>blame the nonexistent diversity hires for whitoid retardation

[Anonymous No.55360707]

>>55359996
Source for all this?

[Anonymous No.55360718]

>>55357687
hard financial times
>displace eat the rich sentiments
>appease increasingly restless peons in difficult financial times

not hard to figure out anon

[Anonymous No.55360737]

>>55356809
the pilot was covert suicidal. he said he pushed above the batteries limits many times