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Today I got a 50k bonus at work. I usually invest in boomer shit like indexes, BRKB, gold etc but with this bonus ilI want to gamble my way up to 100x it and retire early. What's the play, /biz/?

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>>55322158
stupid bot thread ignore

>> No.55322194

>>55322176
I'm not a bot, fuck you, that's literally my FB feed

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>>55322158
its really simple, you buy AVAX and LINK.

>> No.55322325

>>55322158
Buy a CD or treaeury for 5.5%. Then go all in every year with the free 3k you get. Every year you get a chance to make it big.

>> No.55322397

>>55322325
Thanks, that's seems sensible

>> No.55322668

>>55322397
no, buy LINK and AVAX you dumb nigger retard.

>> No.55322675

>>55322668
AVAX is fine but link is stuck forever at $5, sell me on it

>> No.55322699

>>55322158
OOOH SEXY BITCH ME WANNA FUCK OOH YEAH BABY!!!! HEY LOVE, WANNA FUCK???

>> No.55322788

>>55322325
Or buy ETH and stake it.

You will still make that 3k or so plus you will have the upside during the next bull run

Seems like the most safest yet wealth multiplication play

>> No.55322818

>>55322158
I swear I met ten girls who look exactly like her