WFH Bros...

[Anonymous No.55317097]

>Be me
>WFH
>Develop Cerebral Palsy after years of working remote

[Anonymous No.55317109]

>>55317097
Looks like the average american female to me

[Anonymous No.55317116]

>>55317097
>paying to commute to an office and stare at a screen is better for you than doing it from your home, goy

[Anonymous No.55317131]

>>55317097
That’s a 10/10 in England, economically soeaking

[Anonymous No.55317200]

In 7 years I will be dead

[Anonymous No.55317233]

>>55317097
So, like, any other 65+ American?

[Anonymous No.55317252]

>>55317200
Bro I'm 7 weeks you'll be dead

[Anonymous No.55317290]

>>55317252
I'm not so lucky

[Anonymous No.55317324]

>>55317109
Probably slimmer than average.

[Anonymous No.55317325]

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: Grotesque model reveals what

> Workers who sit at their desk all day, regardless if office or WFH

will look like in 70 years.

[Anonymous No.55317394]

>>55317097
>That won't affect us NEETs, we'll just game inste-ACK!

[Anonymous No.55317400]

>>55317097
so if work by just sitting at my desk for too long this will happen, but if i drive an hour on the highway to do the same thing at the office then i'll be better? sounds good mr moshe ill show up right away!

[Anonymous No.55317426]

>>55317200
Enough with the antisemitism, the vaccines are safe and effective.

[Anonymous No.55317442]

>>55317097
>>55317394
I wonder if these blatant bout of propaganda unironically affect anyone.

>80% vaxxrate
Ah. Right. Forgot this flat plane is populated mainly by non-human cattle.

[Anonymous No.55317460]

>>55317097
>Come to the office?
>Why?
>[Because... because you'll be ugly if you don't!| _ ]
Like in literal kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.55317471]

>>55317324
>weighs same as me (a man) but 6 inches shorter
kek

[Anonymous No.55317517]

I literally use my saved time to exercise outdoors more often and be more consistent with the gym
>Load ze fat fud
Everyone is already fat lmao

[Anonymous No.55317518]

>>55317471
>168 pound 5'9" male.
I bet you look cute in a skirt.

[Anonymous No.55317524]

>>55317097
This is the dumbest shit every. Just go exercise. I took up trail running at the beginning of the pandemic, in my 40's, and now i'm running 50ks. Literally in the best shape of my life while wfh for the last 4 years.

[Anonymous No.55317582]

>>55317097

[Anonymous No.55317822]

>>55317097
>>55317394

[Anonymous No.55317839]

>>55317097
HEY THATS ME

[Anonymous No.55317845]

>>55317097
10/10 in Bongland

[Anonymous No.55317856]

>>55317097
Kek is this the best cope anti-wfh cucks can come up with?
How is sitting in a comfortable environment of your home supposed to make you look worse than sitting in an office box, not even mentioning the objective psychological benefits of WFH

[Anonymous No.55317872]

My corporate life at the office before
>fairly dark, flourescent light covered facility that drained my life
>sat in a chair the whole work day
>didn't have as much time for exercise or naps

My life at home
>sunny bright lit home office with big window to look out
>I get up routinely throughout the day, do some light exercises, quick naps, go outside for a bit
>I also have extra gym time with no commute

Utter lies on their part

[Anonymous No.55317912]

>>55317872
Yeah I can go for a roon at lunch if I want and not worry about being sweaty in the office.

[Anonymous No.55317926]

>>55317822
Me and who

[Anonymous No.55317944]

>>55317471
Quit drinking, also skip lunch.

[Anonymous No.55317949]

>>55317324
le Goblina Americana

[Halo 2 No.55317970]

>>55317097
>started wfh in 2018
>no more hour commute means more sleep
>no more stress of being around people at the office
>get to work out every day during lunch
>eat only healthy home cooked food
>now in the best shape of my life
>don't waste money on gas or goyslop for lunches
Yeah, wfh has been a real disaster for me.

[Anonymous No.55317972]

>>55317109
Not fat or brown enough

[Anonymous No.55318017]

>>55317970
more sleep = more gains

Loving life WFH bros

[Anonymous No.55318023]

OP's pic is bait, pic related is what remote workers look like

[Anonymous No.55318034]

I've been working from home for 3 years and I look like this simply because I go to the gym twice a week
it's not rocket science, I'm barely even active otherwise

[Anonymous No.55318035]

>>55317097
>lets shape a narrative so people come back to the office.

[Anonymous No.55318060]

>>55317097

I once had sex with an old woman like this... she let me pound her from the back and when I looked in the mirror her turkey neck thing that hands from her neck was swinging around like hanging bird feeder on a windy day... I tried not to look at it, but that thing was just swinging back and forth and around. I had a little kek to myself before unloading sperm into her barren womb then left abruptly.

[Anonymous No.55318071]

>>55318034
do you not own a dryer ?

[Anonymous No.55318177]

>>55317116
you're probably also laying in your bed more often and not getting sunlight dumb retard.

[Anonymous No.55318195]

>>55317097
So basically what the boomers who have lived in the office doing the same thing have become? The propaganda is getting lazy.

[Anonymous No.55318217]

>>55317097
would

[Anonymous No.55318245]

>>55318177
Sitting at a cubicle is just as bad as laying in bed all day dipshit. Also every single car blocks UVB rays so you're not getting vitamin D there either, the only thing you're getting is skin cancer lol.

[Anonymous No.55318294]

>>55317394
this is me

[Anonymous No.55318296]

>STAY AT HOME, CATTLE!
>COME BACK TO OFFICE, CATTLE!
lol

[Anonymous No.55318362]

>>55317097
>7 ft tall office giga chad with 120 year lifespan
>"""work""" from home goblin underclass

[Anonymous No.55318413]

>>55317097
Most of my coworkers already lookike this but black.

[Anonymous No.55318431]

>>55317582
>No (you)s
Nigga this board hatin

[Anonymous No.55318433]

>>55317442
Yea I’ve been meaning to ask about that, so does GOD just have like placeholder creatures here and only individually put souls into 1 in 10 people or something?

[Anonymous No.55318437]

>>55317097
That camel toe is giving me the full erection

[Anonymous No.55318445]

>>55317097
Take your shots Goy!

[Anonymous No.55318456]

>>55318433
I can confirm the number of souls is static, and the majority of humanity are meat husks.
>t. god

[Anonymous No.55318464]

Why is this anti-institutional board not recognizing this article is propagated by corporations - who most likely want workers back in the office so that they're actually productive? Not even considering that a sedentary lifestyle is legitimately the healthiest lifestyle. Not the junk food but, come on. Cardio causes heart disease and unnecessary exercise ages you. It's proven. Look it up. :)

[Anonymous No.55318499]

>>55317097
Good thing I also lift and train BJJ in addition to working remotely. I have time to do these things because I'm not wasting 3 hours of my life every day commuting. I'm never going back to an office.

[Anonymous No.55318519]

>>55318362

This is actually racist af so th our trying to be (openly)

Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.55318525]

>>55318519

*without trying to be

[Anonymous No.55318548]

>>55318245
>he doesn’t put the windows down
You’re a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.55318554]

>>55318177
>you're probably also laying in your bed more often and not getting sunlight dumb retard.
i work from home at a desk, retard.

[Anonymous No.55318588]

>>55317097
do 15 minutes of strength training every second day and practice intermittent fasting (as in only eat once and only drink water) and you will remain healthy.
Weird how all the health influencer never talk about this hmm... If you dont believe me google "fasting hgh"

[Anonymous No.55318632]

>>55318177
Nice cope, I sit in my yard much more often. I eat lunch in the sun every other day while you pretend to be interested in your boss's small talk.

[Anonymous No.55318644]

>>55318362
me on the right

[Anonymous No.55318658]

>>55318177
>Getting sunlight
>Implying you get sunlight in the florescent lighting of the wage cage.

Post nose.

[Anonymous No.55318684]

>>55318499
you will be bald forever lmfao

[Anonymous No.55318717]

>>55318684
ok

[Anonymous No.55318746]

>>55317872
I would eat good food and work out on my lunch break back when I was remote. I was as healthy as ever. If anything, being in-office is less healthy because you sit in traffic + can't move like you want + more likely to buy goyslop for lunch.

[Anonymous No.55318828]

>>55317097
Lies, before remote work I was a skinny fat dyel who couldn't bench press the bar. Now working remote, I can bench 156, and squat 185, feels good. Also nofap day 5, absolutely would.

[Anonymous No.55318836]

>>55318828
155*

[Anonymous No.55318961]

>>55318499
Someone shop the dr nefarious N on this niggas head please

[Anonymous No.55319014]

>>55318362
Imagine the goblins musky scent secreted from their gooch grease

[Anonymous No.55319050]

>>55318961
My huge skull encases a massive wrinkly brain. Happy juneteenth

[Anonymous No.55319067]

>>55317582
Same.

[Anonymous No.55319081]

I hate that I have to give up remote work for my next job, but I will get secret clearance and there are plenty of wfh secret clearance jobs. Just gotta grind for 3-4 years :(

[Anonymous No.55319161]

>>55318034
blue collar wagies and delivery drivers (aka all truckers) CANNOT compete.

[Anonymous No.55319523]

>>55317442
Insecure men and women and especially teenagers will fall for this BS every single time. Most people are insecure. Therefore...

[Anonymous No.55320143]

>>55318362
>>55317949
pottery

[Anonymous No.55320185]

>>55317822
Unironically the average British couple

[Anonymous No.55320208]

>>55317324
How

[Anonymous No.55320623]

>>55317949
>I'm wearin' my hoodie

[Anonymous No.55322200]

>>55317252
you have to be 18 or older to post anon.

[Anonymous No.55322292]

>>55317097
Lmao how desperate are they?

[Anonymous No.55322300]

>>55317097
is she WFH ?

[Anonymous No.55322301]

>>55317822
holy ... based.

[Anonymous No.55322407]

>>55317324
This is basically my gf but with smaller tits

[Anonymous No.55322433]

>>55317097
Would

[Anonymous No.55322479]

>>55317822
She’s actually on a dating app rejecting 7s

[Anonymous No.55322710]

I have a standing desk and I workout daily.

[Anonymous No.55323088]

>>55317471
>168 lbs

youre not a man

[Anonymous No.55323108]

>>55317822
Wrong. You need a normal dude to date the grotesque woman.

[Anonymous No.55323872]

>>55317518
>I bet you look cute in a skirt.
That's some booty warrior prison talk, right there.

[Anonymous No.55323899]

>>55318499
Use some of your free time to get a light tan. Helps with definition and gives you some color.

[Anonymous No.55323931]

>>55317109
Yep, that's how roasties look like when they hit 30.

[The buyer of /biz/ No.55324008]

>>55318362
>the human race
we are already split

[Anonymous No.55324231]

>>55318362
>BMWF leads into mulatto ubermensch
>WMAF leads into incel gnome
pick one future whitoids: basketball players or school shooters.

[Anonymous No.55324251]

>>55318034
I go to the gym 5 times a week and don't even look that good

I can bench 110kg

Squat 120kg for 3x

Deadlift 140 5x

Can you?

[Anonymous No.55325252]

>>55317097
ive been sitting at my pc for 10hrs a day for 25 years hunched back in a gaming chair and my posture is still flawless, and who the fuck hunches over when they sit at a dest

[Anonymous No.55325296]

>>55323899
lightning looks completely different in each photo.

[Anonymous No.55325564]

>>55318499
Can you read humand mind?

[Anonymous No.55325665]

>>55324251
it's your kcal in vs. kcal out.

solution: cardio.

[Anonymous No.55325725]

>>55317324