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What's your excuse?

>> No.55304293

>>55304279
I'm 39.

>> No.55304295

i wasnt born into a wealthy family

>> No.55304301

>>55304279
I'm white

>> No.55304304

>>55304279
destiny

>> No.55304309

I’m 27. Three more years wait on it cuz fr fr no cap

>> No.55304328

>>55304279
My excuse is my retardation and the fact that I spent my 20's being a degenerate fool.

>> No.55304356

>>55304279
how is tiger woods a billionaire wtf?

>> No.55304359

There are 8 billion people on earth and these are 6 people, what about your excuse?

>> No.55304366

>>55304295
Bezos had teenage parents

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>>55304279
I'm not not in any secret-handshakes club, nor did I get blackmailed by Mossad with videotapes of me having sex with underage girls during my visit of my jewish friend's private island

>> No.55304457

>>55304328
Is sex worth it

>> No.55304480

>>55304301
So whites are failure? Don't project yourself on others

>> No.55304485
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55304485

>>55304293
What’s your excuse?

>> No.55304486

My business wasn't subsidized with tens of billions of dollars by the US government due to its potential to control the population minds and habits

>> No.55304494

>>55304279
These niggas have all my money

>> No.55304500

>>55304366
Yes they were a humble lower class family. And you know this because someone wrote about it.

>> No.55304508

Billionaires should not exist. Only libertarian sociopaths disagree with this.

>> No.55304550
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>>55304500
>Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen was born in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on January 12, 1964,[12] the son of Jacklyn (née Gise) and Ted Jorgensen.[13] At the time of Jeff's birth, his mother was a 17-year-old high-school student and his father was 19 years old.[14] Jorgensen was a Danish American unicyclist[15] born in Chicago to a family of Baptists.[16] After completing high school despite challenging conditions, Jacklyn attended night school, bringing her baby with her.[17] Jeff attended a Montessori school in Albuquerque when he was two years old.[18]

>Ted Jorgensen drank and struggled financially.[19] Jacklyn left her husband to live with her parents, filing for divorce in June 1965 when Jeff was seventeen months old.[20]

>After his parents divorced, his mother married Cuban immigrant Miguel "Mike" Bezos in April 1968.[21] Shortly after the wedding, Mike adopted four-year-old Jeff, whose surname was then legally changed from Jorgensen to Bezos.[22] Gise, her husband and her son left the area and asked Jorgensen to discontinue contact, to which he agreed.[23]

someone should basedjack this situation with baby bezos and the dad on a unicycle

>> No.55304683

>>55304366
his grandfather bought a 24000 acre ranch when he retired
his family connections got him a free ride into princeton
his father invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into amazon
teenage parents though

>> No.55304691

>>55304279
I'm not jewish

>> No.55304775

>>55304279
I don't really care about being a Billionaire, a Billion is more money than I can even spend.

>> No.55304783

>>55304279
I'm not jewish.

>> No.55304793
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55304793

24

>> No.55304832
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55304832

I live in a world of late stage capitalism and rotten postmodern society that consumed and shat itself multiple times already. There's no life here, nothing new ever happens here. Everything is already discovered, everything is already made, every money is already taken. I can only try to survive here on my goyslop and offal-entertainment made by soulless AI. The dawn of men began.

>> No.55304991

>>55304683
>his family connections got him a free ride into princeton
yeah im sure it had nothing to do with being valedictorian in highschool then president of the engineer frat at princeton then working at a quant firm for years before asking his grandparents if they wanted to invest just when the dot com bubble was starting to take off

>> No.55305039

No good ideas left.
There is actually nothing left for a unique business idea. Innovation has been fully saturated.

>> No.55305069
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55305069

Chad zuckerberg won. Loser cuck bezos didnt make it in time.

>> No.55305070

>>55304832
>Everything is already discovered, everything is already made, every money is already taken
you are so far off you basedboy midwit cuck

>> No.55305085

>>55305070
name me one new thing in the last 20 years, or ok, 40 years

>> No.55305111

>>55305085

Uber/Lyft

>> No.55305113

I’m 36 and broke.

>> No.55305124

>>55304508
you should not exist, so please kys.

>> No.55305130

>>55304279
I'm not Jewish. Nor did I get hundreds of thousands of dollars from my parents to start up anything/invest.

>> No.55305149

>>55305069
Bezos is far better than that venomous jew.

>> No.55305157

>>55305113
same, but we're the most fucked age
>graduate high school into recession
>graduate college into great recession
>find footing; Covid
>recover from covid; literal economic collapse

why even bother lol

>> No.55305160

>>55304295
This the real answer.

>> No.55305176
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55305176

>>55304366
Bezos is jewish.
On his maternal side, we have nothing past his mother. But she is given as a (((Gise))), jewish. On his father's side, we get very little, but we do find his grandmother as a (((Pollack))).
Both those names indicate Bezos is from prominent Jewish lines.

>> No.55305268

>>55305130
>>55305176
i don't get why you guys think someone having maybe 25-50% jewish ancestry gets them in the club. Especially when his parents were a highschool girl and a fucking unicyclist in new mexico. Not sure why some high society jewish girl would marry a cuban immigrant engineer wagie. Go watch some 90s content with Bezos it's fairly obvious he was extremely autistic

>> No.55305274

I'm not 23 yet

>> No.55305403

>>55305268
>maybe 25-50% jewish ancestry
Bezos is 100% jewish because his mother is jewish.
>gets them in the club
the Gise family name links him to Standard Oil and the Rockefellers
also links them to the Morris/Morrison clan, which is also part of the cabal.
>a cuban immigrant
His stepfather is also a pile of red flags. This Miguel Bezos is supposed to be a
Cuban immigrant who became an engineer at (((Exxon))) which again links back to Standard Oil and Rockefellers.
oy vey!

>> No.55305408

>>55305403
based and miles mathis ancestry autismpilled

>> No.55305414

>>55304279
im not a jew with rich well connected jewish parents

>> No.55305416

>>55304279
My Litecoin portfolio will make me a billionaire by the year 2030

>> No.55305444
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55305444

>>55305403
watch this man. Yeah this guy really came from some oil baron illuminati deepstate. It's definitely not because he's fucking insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SSj7KwBwr8

>> No.55305495

>>55304279
i dont have an excuse. i realize where i was born and do the best i can with my average skillset.

>> No.55305639

>>55304279
I wasn't picked by the CIA to be a billionare.

>> No.55305744

>>55304832
t. permapoor

>> No.55305852

>>55305111
a taxi is a new thing? fucking retarded zoomers

>> No.55305879

>>55304279

I didn't steal my business partner's work.

>> No.55305895

>>55304279
Golf bros… our time has passed

>> No.55305908

>>55304279
I was too busy getting sucked off by your mother

>> No.55305938

>>55304550
>his mother was a 17-year-old high-school student and his father was 19 years old
SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK

>> No.55306014

>>55305852

>DURR HURR IT'S A TAXI

And you're calling anyone else retarded

>> No.55306286

>>55304485
Again, your mother was too busy sucking me off.

>> No.55306488

>>55304279
im not jewish

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55306675

>>55305149
>Zuck: made it at 23, married his virgin high school sweetheart
>bezos: made it at 35, got divorce raped and now dates some bogged creatura who cucks him with her chad ex husband

>> No.55306767

>>55306014
how is meme greentext a valid response to criticism you brainless gorilla, the "mobile app taxi" is just taxi, it's the same concept, there's nothing new about it

>> No.55306831

>>55305085
Kek what the fuck are you talking about? What constitutes ”new” to you? Are the device you are using and this website you are on the internet, all of which didn’t exist, not even in conceptual form, 40 years ago, not ”new”?

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55306942

>>55304279
>billionaire at 27
Crypto is the way Niggers

>> No.55306993

>>55304991
bro literally everyone on that list got their break from their family connects
there's zero mystery or nuance here
hard work is not special or unique

>> No.55307012

>>55306942
Vitalik gave himself more than 2 million ETH tokens printed out of thin air. Peak scam

>> No.55307068

>>55306675
I like how you can't give an example from their businesses. Maybe it's because Facebook's popularity is fading and metaverse was a colossal failure.

>> No.55307392

>>55304279
DARPA hasn't been as active in funding tech startups lately

>> No.55307413

>>55307012
and then proceeded to sell most of it under $10

the difference between luck and talent

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55307601

>>55304279
Sloth and wagieness.

>> No.55307620

>>55304295
neither was jack ma and he wasn't even born in the us

>> No.55307630

>>55304279
>>55304485
>What's your excuse
I wasn't lucky enough to go to Ivy League schools or lucky enough to catch the internet bubble or lucky enough to be an adult during the social media start offs or lucky enough to be born gifted with genetically correct traits that enhance my sport skills.

Everything I've earned is through actual work and zero luck.

>> No.55307848

>>55304279
Didn't win the vagina lottery

>> No.55308002

>>55307630
What is a genetically correct trait?

>> No.55308029
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>>55304279
A better question is what is yours? Fucking retard op LOL

>> No.55308058

>>55305495
*sigh* this, so much this...

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>>55304279
I have none. Im a coward. I never invest. I always see the post, the insider calling for (me) to invest. The whole "buy this before it pumps" and i never pay attention.
The worst part? These tokens DO pump. They actually do have a nice chart to dcaa but i never do it.
Yesterday some anon made a thread about a shitcoin called "justin sun's gf" (trxoxo) and i did the same, checked the chart, considered investing, didn't do it, watched it pump.
Im destined to be poor because of my cowardice

>> No.55308270

>>55304279
All of those people are lame or want to kill themselves

>> No.55308334

>>55304295
SPBP, thread should've ended here. anything else is cope

>> No.55308439

>>55308002
Reaction time and coordination is mostly genetics with small amount of social improvements. Certain types of body shapes benefit swimmers. Height is mostly genetics and has extreme benefits in sports like basketball and literally every aspect of your life is improved as well. On how socially people view you, it's not a coincidence CEO's and Presidents are 6"+ tall. Let's not even talk about pretty privilege.

The biggest benefit you can have is...... being born at the right time and right place. If you're born at the right time, you can take advantage of schooling systems due to your brain and height being months more developed than other kids. It's called the Relative age effect. There are huge amounts of things in life you never had control over to put you in positions today. Billionaires and top athletes are just lucky.

>> No.55309311

>>55306942
He might have eventually been the first ever trillionaire if he kept the 50T Shiba Inu he donated back in May 2021.