/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55284787]

Powell Fold edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for people less than 300% long
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55282703

[Anonymous No.55284799]

dear anon:
zoom out

[Anonymous No.55284805]

Powell never folds

[Anonymous No.55284811]

women. sex. me.
what's the relationship here?

[Anonymous No.55284813]

I should just buy and hold Nvidia for life shouldn't I

[Anonymous No.55284816]

Bull market is here!

[Anonymous No.55284820]

>>55284811
you deserve it, and women deserve you kang

[Anonymous No.55284830]

>>55284799
2 words
NEW PARADIGM

[Anonymous No.55284844]

>>55284813
Tesla 2.0. And those guys all made out like bandits, no matter what price they bought at.

[Anonymous No.55284848]

>>55284811
Inverse relationship as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.55284856]

>>55284811
I don't think any of those 3 are related. You will never be a woman. You will never have sex with a woman.
On second thought, women do have sex. I'm sensing an inverse correlation between you and women/sex.

[Anonymous No.55284862]

>>55284787
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

[Anonymous No.55284868]

I'm toast tomorrow, I hold a ton of AMD puts for a sell the news event and now these retards are bidding it back up

[Anonymous No.55284878]

>>55284805
Sticky core inflation and asset bubbles rapidly reinflating past J-Hole levels, yet he sends out his rentboy to talk about a "pause". "W-we'll hike next meeting, we swear. We're just waiting for more data!"

Taylor Swift has more balls than Jerome at this point.

[Anonymous No.55284884]

Unity. Squeeze not even close to squozen.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55284902]

>>55284878
Taylor Swift's dick is bigger than mine. I saw it while I was browsing >>>/gif/.

[Anonymous No.55284910]

>When the inflation is just right

[Anonymous No.55284923]

I made 23% today.

I went short SOXL at close...I'll probably lose 20% tommorrow

[Anonymous No.55284930]

>>55284923
you fool the rate pause has a 94.2 percent chance of being real

[Anonymous No.55284957]

>>55284930
Chip stocks should be going back fucking down, this run is unsustainable and this shit is going to crash hard when the music stops

[Anonymous No.55284959]

>BBBY +Q
>Shopify only $60
>AMC still exists
the market is always entertaining.

[Anonymous No.55284961]

>>55284930
markets historically dump after the pivot. someone can post the chart

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55284970]

>>55284961
pivot implies that rates are going lower, but this is just a pause, rates are still going higher, and longer.

[Anonymous No.55284982]

>>55284930
That means a 5.8% chance of being not real. Do you feel lucky, punk?

[Anonymous No.55285003]

*Lands softly*

[Anonymous No.55285011]

>>55285003
>soft landing
>futures

[Anonymous No.55285021]

>>55285003
He can land softly, but will he stick the dismount?

[Anonymous No.55285030]

>>55285003
Ah yes, with unemployment ticking up 30 bp a month and core inflation stuck around 5%. Classic soft landing.

[Anonymous No.55285036]

>>55285003
GLIDE
SLOPE
CAPTURED

[Anonymous No.55285053]

>>55285030
yes, stop pretending you know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.55285055]

>>55284957
not an argument for near term trading
>>55284961
this isn't a pivot its a pause
>>55284982
yes, I just had dark green poopies....good omen

[Anonymous No.55285058]

>>55284930

It's probably priced in tho so tommorrow we dump

[Anonymous No.55285062]

>>55285053
5% inflation is the definition of no landing.

[Anonymous No.55285069]

>>55284930
For one month. Core CPI from this morning does not imply extended pause on hikes.

[Anonymous No.55285076]

>>55285053
Like a stoner hitting a sick dab, you are higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.55285079]

>>55285021
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see it if pays off for 'em.

[Anonymous No.55285086]

>>55285055
Hmm most auspicious.

[Anonymous No.55285087]

>>55285069
The journey of a thousand cuts begins with a single pause.

[Anonymous No.55285117]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.55285118]

>>55284805
he'd run around with that air-hammer weapon UT '99 had to inflate his opponents to death

[Anonymous No.55285141]

https://litter.catbox.moe/f15ymy.mp4

[Anonymous No.55285218]

Jerome is speaking...tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55285230]

indexes are starting to reach ohshitimgonnaloseitall territory

[Anonymous No.55285252]

>>55285230
are you a bear

[Anonymous No.55285262]

Who else is in pbr.a for that sweet 40-60% dividend yield

It's like my pez dispenser for option gambling plays

[Anonymous No.55285277]

nvda made me broke

[Anonymous No.55285283]

>>55285277
How many tranches?

[Anonymous No.55285293]

You fags making any money?

[Anonymous No.55285300]

>>55285293
Barely. Like today I made enough to cover my grocery store trip.

[Anonymous No.55285301]

Every bearish talking point turns out to be another nothingburger. It's hilarious to me that bears consistently duct tape a new idea together on why the market is going to tank, and then when that fails to materialize they move onto the next theory.

[Anonymous No.55285308]

>>55285252
no not really, but we're getting pretty close to ath's and its not comfy because you dont know if its gonna keep going up nice and steady or just crater into dust

[Anonymous No.55285313]

>>55285277
They warned us. They warned us about the dangers of AI!

[Anonymous No.55285329]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.55285351]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.55285352]

>>55285308
meh, bonds are 5% just buy those if youre scared. 5% is decent

[Anonymous No.55285354]

how bout some real music, /smg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqJtqyeilE

[Anonymous No.55285367]

>>55285354
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WATER

[Anonymous No.55285377]

>>55285352
But bond yields keep going up

[Anonymous No.55285381]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55285387]

>>55285329
My shoeshine boy says they still have room to run. Have you heard of this ticker $AI?

[Anonymous No.55285388]

>>55285377
no they dont they have been going lower recently

[Anonymous No.55285390]

I’m feeling comfy as a bear tbqh

[Anonymous No.55285400]

>>55285387
I have been trying to figure out how to short this dogshit company without going bankrupt on retard pumps. It's impossible. Scam tickers are literally impervious to shorting unless you have millions to borrow against it

[Anonymous No.55285412]

>>55285388
Buddy check 2 year yield computer. Or 30 year.

[Anonymous No.55285414]

>>55285381
i have adbe, spy and sofi calls
literally cannot lose

[Anonymous No.55285417]

>>55285400
>Scam tickers are literally impervious to shorting
*cries in NVDS*

[Anonymous No.55285430]

>>55284970
I love watching you retards argue while you fail to understand the bigger picture. Your delusion is delicious.

[Anonymous No.55285432]

>>55285400
That's the secret. Become a millionaire. Or short 500 of those scams for like 2 shares each.

[Anonymous No.55285446]

uranium bros.... its over.....

[Anonymous No.55285456]

lol idgaf about soft landings i'm too busy lifting off

[Anonymous No.55285465]

let's live, for the wonder of it alllllllll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKl44jUeNw

[Anonymous No.55285470]

>>55285465

[Anonymous No.55285489]

>>55285293
did ok today

[Anonymous No.55285493]

>>55285489
What plays?

[Anonymous No.55285494]

>>55284799
Wow pretty colors
Thanks for the financial advice.

>>55284813
But the lurking on the underwater
basket weaving forums has jaundiced your views. Do I stop ? Do I move ? Up ? Down ? Left ? Right ?


>>55285446
>>55285456
What do these two posts have in common ?

[Anonymous No.55285503]

>>55285493
puts on MSTR, WMT, holding JEPI, JEPQ and SOXL

[Anonymous No.55285516]

>>55285494
>What do these two posts have in common ?
They're both .png files?

[Anonymous No.55285545]

nothing jpow says tomorrow will stop line go up. nothing.

[Anonymous No.55285549]

Oil and gas stocks are bad holds when you think about it.

>oil barrel price is low
oil executives and institutes dump their shares as taking profit first since they are in the know much faster then retail. Wells are shut down to cut costs. Demand is low and kept low to keep prices down so consumer economy expands.
>oil barrel price is high
Consumer demand drops, big boy companies get first dibs on oil since they have the most advanced supply chains. Oil companies do the "ah geez dude" and accept "climate tax" temporarily to keep consumer economy going along and dump on your stock "gains" before you see big growth.

As a retail investor you are actually better off being a tech degenerate and buying halfway decent tech companies and giants and ride their infinite growth cause they won capitalism and companies/people keep buying tech shit. Only people that should bother with oil and gas stocks are already dumb rich people that can dividendmaxx to insane levels.

[Anonymous No.55285556]

>>55285545
*taps mic*
*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.55285562]

>>55285545
Even more true than "don't fight the Fed" is "don't fight the opex". Dealers won't let Powell move shit.

[Anonymous No.55285570]

Lowfi jerome wave to pause rate to.

[Anonymous No.55285588]

>>55285354
Boomer music isn't real music.

[Anonymous No.55285590]

kek MVIS baggies

[Anonymous No.55285598]

>>55285588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4KdaqAwG0
do you think you know my name?

[Anonymous No.55285603]

Jesus Christ's I forgot what it felt like to make money again.

[Anonymous No.55285613]

kek UNH baggies

[Anonymous No.55285627]

GGL.v
GGLXF
This is going to double from here due to the presence of high grade unmined vein material at Gold Point and the potential for wider than expected zones of mineralization. The known veins all remain open to extension along strike and to depth, and there are numerous other undrilled veins on the property.

[Anonymous No.55285636]

>>55285381
Still? Are we going to be at 4500 by EOM?

[Anonymous No.55285669]

>>55285627

[Anonymous No.55285704]

>>55285636
Eom shit try Eow

[Anonymous No.55285708]

Why do 90% of traders move their SL back taking huge losses vs just taking the small loss and re-entering when it looks good again.

[Anonymous No.55285733]

>>55285446
Nah I have Yellow Cake, it's only just begun.

[Anonymous No.55285790]

Welp another day. Credit card debt gets slashed in half tomorrow. So all in all I'm happy. The debt itself didn't bother me; it was the obscene payment that would've resulted had I not taken drastic action. Branched out a bit; no, its not hentai, but its not your uh regular normal type book either. Called "My Friend's Sister has it in for me" In all honesty I only started it cause the main female lead was hot and the prologue the main lead spouts off was interesting. 9 volumes w/#10 around the corner. Gist; High school dude by day, gamer project lead the rest of the time, recruits like minded friends to start their own game company and product. No one knows who they are except very few people. Sounds good right? Well now you toss in your typical school/teenage shat and some other things and the plot thickens. Also the dude's clueless; he's got two girls after him and he's a clueless fucktard about one of them wanting to be a lot more than friends (personally uh I'd gladly be more than "friends" with her) (Hint; It's the main female lead; pics of her in the books and on the covers)

[Anonymous No.55285820]

>>55285141
>he's literally me

[Anonymous No.55285825]

>just buy the market
>up $1000 dollars last few weeks
nice

[Sean No.55285826]

>>55285446
URANIUM BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY! Huh? U-uranium bros? (The joke is they died)

[Anonymous No.55285841]

>>55285733

[Anonymous No.55285842]

Wtf is this /biz/?

[Anonymous No.55285845]

>>55285842
Bart.

[Anonymous No.55285862]

>>55285842
Check the all-time. Classic UVXY pattern.

[Anonymous No.55285865]

You're looking but not seeing anon...

[Anonymous No.55285869]

>>55285708
i set an initial stop loss and entry into a trade with small size, if it starts dipping i size up on the dips progressively harder and when it starts to get very close to my stop i fucking pound it. this minimizes the risk on most of my buys. i set my stops slightly lower than where i believe rock solid support levels are.

[Anonymous No.55285916]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.55285921]

>>55285262
I doubled down during the Lula FUD. I hope those bunda loving monkeys make me proud.

[Anonymous No.55285934]

>>55285921
That's when I bought. Up 20% and getting divvies. Life is good

[Anonymous No.55285938]

>>55285916
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

[Anonymous No.55285944]

Why is everything so expensive suddenly. What am I supposed to buy?

[Anonymous No.55285947]

>>55285865
>4347
that the top of the rising wedge?

[Anonymous No.55285961]

Dubs=pause
Trips=cut

[Anonymous No.55285970]

>>55285944
NVDA. Own it, don't trade it!

[Anonymous No.55285971]

>>55285944
Dollars

[Anonymous No.55285972]

>>55285845
Besides the bart though, there's 98% losses what is up with that?

[Anonymous No.55285985]

>>55285971
there's advice that makes cents!

[Anonymous No.55285987]

>>55285972
Sometimes companies are not good at what they do and lose a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.55285998]

>>55285985
kys Carlos
sell oil

[Anonymous No.55286013]

>>55285947
Gapped up over it today. Up only.

[Anonymous No.55286023]

>>55285998
Never!

[Anonymous No.55286041]

Spy ATHs soon #LockHimUp #LHU

[Anonymous No.55286044]

>>55286013
How the fuck

[Anonymous No.55286047]

wonder
what happooned
here?

[Anonymous No.55286070]

>>55286044
Honestly couldn't tell you.

[Anonymous No.55286087]

>>55285790
saw that novel on an aggregator, might try it out

[Anonymous No.55286099]

>>55285826
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-nuclear-energy-stocks-billionaires-132307983.html

Just hodl easy as ?

>>55285446

[Anonymous No.55286102]

>>55286044
human hand just out of frame holding the end of the pen

[Anonymous No.55286103]

>>55285970
stop trying to bankrupt people

[Anonymous No.55286121]

>>55284787
I was looking for this thread the other day. Glad to see it back. My portfolio is up 4% after a couple of months. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.55286209]

>>55286044
Its the crab cycle, there is only one step.

[Anonymous No.55286255]

Boeing Anon here. I am back in the market. No penis posting this year Siggers.

[Anonymous No.55286269]

>>55286047
All of XLV is getting heemed: >>55285613

Likely related to https://gothamist.com/news/aetna-reveals-health-care-denial-rates-in-medicare-advantage-court-case-for-nyc-retirees

[Anonymous No.55286279]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55286301]

>>55286255
Pridepox just isn't racking up the infections it needs to. At least BVNRY is showing insider buying and should publish some RSV vax trial results soon.

[Anonymous No.55286313]

>>55286301
SIGA sisters!

[Anonymous No.55286332]

>>55284799
If obongo was not a cia glownigger and had just let it fall apart in 2015 we wouldn't have these problems.

[Anonymous No.55286337]

fuck, the oil fud just won't stop

[Anonymous No.55286342]

>>55284930
>95% of gamblers feel lucky

[Anonymous No.55286360]

>>55286279
WELL WELL WELL
AFTER EVERYTHING
YOU CAME BACK TO ME

[Anonymous No.55286366]

>>55286313
I mean, I think it tracks XBI so not terrible, but by far 99% of TPOXX "consumption" is stockpile doses expiring rather than being administered to LGBTQOPI2S+

[Anonymous No.55286375]

>>55286337
Don't fight:
-The Fed
-Market makers
-The SPR

[Anonymous No.55286382]

Oil is about to get fucking annihilated tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55286384]

>>55285590
>pump stock
>dilute
kek
same thing will happen to RKLB and all the other reddit stocks

[Anonymous No.55286400]

>>55286337
Oil just needs to pick a direction and stop crabbing.

[Anonymous No.55286409]

>>55285590
MVIS was fun like 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.55286414]

>>55286360
rattled upward right?

[Anonymous No.55286422]

>>55286375
Sorry, but this trade has called me. Either OXY goes to 70+ in the next 2-6 months or peepeepoopoo pbbbbbt, you feel me?

[Anonymous No.55286430]

bulls, when are you dumping ur bags?

[Anonymous No.55286441]

>>55286430
>Nervous bull asks in a thread solely consisting of other bulls

[Anonymous No.55286442]

>>55286430
AUGUST 1st

[Anonymous No.55286449]

>>55286422
That price target seems just a smidge ambitious but godspeed.

[Anonymous No.55286451]

>>55286430
> paper hands at the start of a golden bull run.
weewwwww didnt you watch and learn yet?

[Anonymous No.55286453]

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBFQUh6Dko

[Anonymous No.55286494]

>>55286453
Stability through quarterly opex Friday.

[Anonymous No.55286505]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't buy gold miners tomorrow if you are thinking about entry.

[Anonymous No.55286509]

>>55286494
oh boy I just love this stability

[Anonymous No.55286521]

Wen SPX 5k?

[Anonymous No.55286533]

>>55286521
If the current trend holds then...my God.

The middle of July.

[Anonymous No.55286541]

I got a bad feeling about tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55286544]

Why did walmart walton kids sell 400 million in stock today

What is about to happen

[Anonymous No.55286552]

>>55286521
2 weeks, unironically.

[Anonymous No.55286555]

Where's that stupid faggot that was constantly posting the “you are here” graph of 2008 superimposed on the current year?
I want to laugh at him and the other faggot bears.

[Anonymous No.55286559]

>>55286544
>be black
>have scale in pocket

[Anonymous No.55286563]

>>55284787
test

[Anonymous No.55286569]

Been opening up positions in SOFI lately, just got PT upgrade again

[Anonymous No.55286570]

>>55286555
i think we will be the last ones laughing.

[Anonymous No.55286583]

>>55286570
Why? You really think Jerome the Vagina Haver is going to raise interest rates tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55286593]

>>55286583
No. He doesnt need to for whats about to come.

[Anonymous No.55286595]

Everyone is bullish...we gonna dump wo fucking hard tommorrow. This rally smells funny.

Also futures just went red

[Anonymous No.55286598]

>>55286552
I would spend $5,000 to drop a load of my jizz on Selena's tongue. Do you think she would take it?

[Anonymous No.55286606]

>>55286598
She so hot I would suck her daddy dry and swallow

[Anonymous No.55286615]

>>55286559
It's for weighing drugs, if you aren't implying this in your post already.

[Anonymous No.55286621]

Lot of "investors" are gonna get heemed soon

[Anonymous No.55286625]

>>55286544
This is difficult for /Smg/ to understand I know, but Insiders are required to sell stock at certain times

[Anonymous No.55286632]

I think the feds gonna hike tomorrow. Core is still to sticky and unemployment too low

[Anonymous No.55286636]

>>55286583
Maybe, but considering core inflation is still way too high he will repeatedly say that rates will stay like that + possible hikes.

[Anonymous No.55286643]

>>55285079
Going back in a couple of days, right?

[Anonymous No.55286649]

>>55286632
Why does anyone still play that guessing game when Jerome is literally Tweeting out his decision in advance? Nick's feed is nothing but "hawkish pause" copium.

[Anonymous No.55286658]

>>55286430
I'm literally *NEVER* going to stop buying and holding.
My kids are going to be like, "wtf, you held through all of *THAT*???". My answer? "It was easy *sip*".

[Anonymous No.55286659]

>>55286625
>Insiders are required to sell stock at certain times
They aren't required they just have the ability to. I'm pretty sure they are never required to.

[Anonymous No.55286661]

>>55286544
Isn't it weighed before cooking?

[Anonymous No.55286672]

>>55286661
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55286674]

>>55286658

Yes, holding (when buying) is easy (if it's an index) because it's a great ponzi, retard mumu

[Anonymous No.55286680]

>chipotle is open until 11 again, like it was years ago before the covid ruined things
This is it, I have won.

>>55286414
Haha.

[Anonymous No.55286693]

>>55286680
Long CMG

[Anonymous No.55286695]

>>55286430
Well im going to dump adbe on thursday and sofi in late june (options) and rebuy

[Anonymous No.55286703]

>>55286659
>I'm pretty sure they are never required to.
Sometimes ethics demand it

[Anonymous No.55286710]

>>55286595
Then bet the farm bobo

[Anonymous No.55286757]

I'm thinking of selling my S&P 500 stocks tomorrow. The boom over the past month has been driven by big tech and I know it won't last. It just can't seem like a bad idea to sell now and buy again when market is down 3-4%
Pretty new to trading so I'm not sure how many of you do the same.

[Anonymous No.55286768]

>>55286710
bet your daughter. i want something to play with while the market burns

[Anonymous No.55286771]

>>55286680

Chipotle near me is full of onions faggots. It's like the new starbucks.

[Anonymous No.55286783]

>>55286768
brokie

[Anonymous No.55286796]

>>55286757
I would assume most of us just consolidate. Buy dips, hold shares, buy more when on discount with fresh income. If you REALLY want to make money, you just hold good, solid companies and never sell.

[Anonymous No.55286815]

>>55286674
>thinks I meant index funds
LMAO
I'm a single stocks picking chadking. Not some fucking index nerd.

[Anonymous No.55286829]

>>55286757
Dont fight the trend. Stocks dont drop 30% over night. If it starts dropping go ahead, but I assume we go up to 4800 again if there isnt anything particularly bad. I will re-evaluate after we hit ATH

[Anonymous No.55286836]

>>55286757
Always take profits anon.

[Anonymous No.55286844]

>>55286757
sell and learn a lesson

[Anonymous No.55286846]

>>55286829
>Stocks dont drop 30% over night.
Patently false. Individual stocks do just this all the time.

[Anonymous No.55286849]

how do you invest to make money on China invading Taiwan? Hypothetically speaking, of course

[Anonymous No.55286851]

>>55286757
The easiest way to make money is to close your profits.

[Anonymous No.55286862]

>>55286849
commodities
well I think. I don't know. I have been wrong before.

[Anonymous No.55286882]

>>55286849
Not April or October. Not happening.

[Anonymous No.55286895]

>>55286829
>Stocks dont drop 30% over night
Top signal.

[Anonymous No.55286904]

>>55286849
invest in defense sector. glory to the MIC comrade

[Anonymous No.55286906]

>>55286895
>>55286846
retards

[Anonymous No.55286911]

>>55286757
This is it. When niggas like this sell we get one final retard rally then lights out. Anon please sell so we can get on with it.

[Anonymous No.55286917]

>>55286904
Profoundly based.
>MFW I snagged more LMT today

[Anonymous No.55286922]

>>55286829
>Stocks dont drop 30% over night.
lol.

[Anonymous No.55286945]

I went all in today after holding for over year because I felt like it was somewhat probable russia would use a nuke and tank the world economy

[Anonymous No.55286954]

>>55286945
holy top signal

[Anonymous No.55286963]

>>55286829
>4800
LMAO

[Anonymous No.55286970]

marketwatch is bearish, buy calls tommorow if you haven't already.

[Anonymous No.55286973]

>>55286269
aaaaaaaah, interesting. i held a small amount of UNH too but hadn't nooticed it took a hit in the after hours, been pretty busy since FOE O'CLOCK. dang.

[Anonymous No.55287035]

>>55286269
holy fuck, yep, HUM too. CI took a little hit but only relatively to the one day, but those other two got a fucking.

[Anonymous No.55287039]

>>55286963
youre right, we break 5000 easily

[Anonymous No.55287058]

>>55284787
NATGAS $3 IMMINENT. BOIL OR STAY BTFO'D

[Anonymous No.55287070]

>>55287058
ah don't trick any more anons into that trash.

[Anonymous No.55287071]

Yo /biz/, give me some financial advice before I rope

[Anonymous No.55287072]

>>55287058
I have UNG
am I fucked

[Anonymous No.55287077]

>>55286945
>>55286970
Like, woah *heh*
Like, chill out, kay?

[Anonymous No.55287083]

>>55287071
go to mexico and spend what you have left on hookers, then rope.

[Anonymous No.55287094]

ANYONE SLURPING $NDAQ?

[Anonymous No.55287095]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55287097]

>>55287070
IF YOU HAVN'T BEEN BAGGED YET NOW IS A GENERATIONAL BOTTOM TO RIDE FOR JUNE/JULY/AUG. I'M GLOBAL WARMING BROS

[Anonymous No.55287105]

>>55287083
“My friend” wants to go to Mexico soon, how to find hookers?

[Anonymous No.55287110]

our thoughts on this?

[Anonymous No.55287117]

>>55286269
supposedly:
https://healthpolicy.usc.edu/research/ma-enrolls-lower-spending-people-leading-to-large-overpayments/

[Anonymous No.55287123]

>>55287058
Norway disruptions and Italian heatwaves driving TTF to the moon.

[Anonymous No.55287135]

>>55287095
>>55287110
Nikkei futures are red. Bearish for Nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.55287141]

>>55287110
>S&P 7
roll your own etf

[Anonymous No.55287159]

attend, attend
i have a message for the homosex known as /smg/

[Anonymous No.55287170]

FAANGS's bite
>not anymore

[Anonymous No.55287182]

I wish I was this handsome

[Anonymous No.55287192]

>>55287105
lurk /trv/. but its easily summed up as brothels, escorts and street walkers. the latter you probably should avoid.

[Anonymous No.55287200]

Based on M3 data, we could see a correction down to ~315 on SPY. Returns have exceeded inflation for years now and hasn't corrected since 2009.
The same guy that forcasted a meltup to 600 thinks a 90% drop comes after.

[Anonymous No.55287206]

>>55287200
I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.55287227]

Easy month of rent

[Anonymous No.55287230]

>>55287200
SPY 600, then 315??? what guy are you talking about? cant tell if youre quoting someone or what.

[Anonymous No.55287244]

>>55287200
schizo nonsense

[Anonymous No.55287246]

Buy SOXL calls tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.55287261]

>>55287246
Sure, let's do 60c 180dte

[Anonymous No.55287262]

>>55287246
yes

[Anonymous No.55287274]

>>55287261
poemanon is a legendary figure of 2020-23. Now that the bear market's over he will blend into the everythingness.

[Anonymous No.55287296]

>>55287230
It’s the same doomer nonsense that fudded me out of everything I bought in October a few months later. Only to sit and watch my stock picks literally 3x while I gained 2% interest. Luckily I bought back in eventually and made 40% gains in a few months. I’m trusting no one but myself from now on. Yeah I might trim here and there if I feel a correction is coming, but this 1928 bullshit is exactly that.

[Anonymous No.55287303]

>>55287246
soxl calls everyday

[Anonymous No.55287307]

I cannot wait for Fed shitpost day.

[Anonymous No.55287318]

SPY to...1 million

[Anonymous No.55287329]

OTM.
Puts.
Calls.
Theta, for additional premiums.
Kurtosis is the only answer.

[Anonymous No.55287339]

>>55287318
>SPX to... 1 billion

[Anonymous No.55287345]

>>55285549
>Oil and gas stocks are bad holds when you think about it.
Depends which ones. All the marginal producers are pretty bad. They trade like call options on the potential for a massive price spike. Often they're death spiraling on legacy debts and end up doing capital raises at lower and lower valuations which kills any hope of long term gains, or production is fizzling out or turning gassy.

Even the low-cost producers are generally not great as permanent holds. The problem is there's no real sustainable growth so it all comes down to valuation. If you bought cheap and they pay a consistent dividend, then you're getting a 5-10%+ return forever. That's pretty nice, but whether you can reinvest and really compound depends on the valuation at the time, versus the oil price. If the stock rerates to a 3% yield, why reinvest at that price?
The other problem is taxes. You buy some hypergrowth tech shit and as long as the long term business model isn't terrible, you could be in for multiple years of tax free compounding as it grows organically and reinvests in its own workforce to grow new business segments. You get that 10% divvy from an oil stock on your low basis, you pay taxes on the divvy every year. Might not seem like much, but kills longterm compounding.

In the end, while it's worth picking up oil stocks when they're cheap, it usually makes sense to dump them if/when they rerate higher. These things have a pretty clear fair valuation at any given moment, depending on forward oil price expectations.
There are still a few good buys right now, like PBR for example. If it doubled without a significant spike in oil prices though, I'd probably bail. There's been a lot of expectations that WTI oil prices will rebound back to 80-90+ later this year, but as the bearish price trend continues into the summer it's looking more and more questionable that we see a second bull market.
For long term buy and hold investing, high ROIC is the single most important factor.

[Anonymous No.55287359]

After Tesla's disappointing earnings report, wtf made it pump this hard now again? Is AI meme now expanding to cars (again)? Look at this rallye. This after shitty earnings + not the greatest outlook + price war.

[Anonymous No.55287367]

>>55287359
They have self-driving AI and a meme-worthy robot AI. That makes them twice as AI as NVDA, therefore a fair value price target for TSLA is ~$820.

[Anonymous No.55287374]

>>55287359
>After Tesla's disappointing earnings report, wtf made it pump this hard now again?
Liquidity. Chargers hype. Tax credits hype. AI hype.
Mostly liquidity though.

[Anonymous No.55287375]

>>55287345
>>55285549
I've been swing trading oil for 8 years

Any time there's an oil bear market where retards panic I buy. I bought $CNQ at $15 in 2016 and $10 in 2020.

[Anonymous No.55287380]

>>55287318
>SPY
Oh shid.

[Anonymous No.55287398]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with... G

[Anonymous No.55287404]

Don’t you faggots ever get tired of posting the same shit every single fucking day? I’m almost convinced that most of you are bots since the vast majority of posts are so unoriginal.

[Anonymous No.55287420]

>>55287404
its called autism retard.

[Anonymous No.55287431]

>>55287420
I’ll show you autism faggot

[Anonymous No.55287434]

>>55287329
Out the Money Puts/Calls? Wow thanks for the heads up

[Anonymous No.55287438]

>>55287380
>>55287398
>>55287404
THREAD THEME!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBnjL_IqCnw

[Anonymous No.55287459]

>>55287404
ur a bot too nigga

[Anonymous No.55287469]

>>55285470
we don't have to even say the N word any more, that's what this pic is for now

[Anonymous No.55287505]

AYO WSG MY SOXL NIGGAS, HOW YA'LL BEEN? IT'S ME YA BOI. I HOPE YA'LL ARE HAPPY WITH YA'LL'S PROFITS FROM SOXL, MY NIGGAS. PERSONALLY, I ALREADY SOLD MY SHARES AND TOOK MY PROFITS, SEE 4TH OF JULY COMING UP AND WITHIN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS THERE'S GON BE A SELL OFF. I'LL BE WAITIN ON THE NEXT ENTRY POINT AND GET THAT BAG FOR DA CLUBS. HOPE YA'LL ARE HAPPY WITH THAT LITTLE SCOOP I WAS TELLIN YA'LL ABOUT SINCE MARCH. HAVE A GOOD ONE MY NIGGAS. TAKE CARE.

[Anonymous No.55287521]

>>55287505
You could have bought more.

[Anonymous No.55287523]

>>55287404
Time is like a compact disc.

[Anonymous No.55287545]

>>55287505
finally, a real two more weeks prediction.

[Anonymous No.55287547]

>>55287521
NIGGA I OWNED 2,400 SHARES SINCE IT WAS $13 I'M GUCCI. ME N MY HOMIES GON GET A NICE TABLE AT A CLUB IN VEGAS, PLANE TICKET ALL PAID FOR N SHIT. THANKS FOR PLAYIN'

[Anonymous No.55287549]

>>55287110
once the other stocks start catching up we are going to propel beyond all time highs with ease.

[Anonymous No.55287552]

>>55287505
take care nigga

[Anonymous No.55287559]

>>55287505
Get em.

[Anonymous No.55287567]

Lol everyone is so bullish
Fuck that

[Anonymous No.55287574]

>>55286430
>asking bulls when they're dumping their bags

[Anonymous No.55287575]

>>55286658
>someone saved my OC

[Anonymous No.55287576]

>>55287547
cya next year dawg

[Anonymous No.55287577]

>>55287567
Listen, pal, the market has been some gay retarded bullshit for like 2 years straight. One big fuckin sine wave period. Excuse me if I funpost a little.

[Anonymous No.55287587]

>>55287567
when it hits 88 the golden calf is born.

[Anonymous No.55287594]

>>55287567
>>55287577
>UUUU looks like its at the top of it's weekly range, short it yesterday at 6.40
>Shits upward on open to 7.00, get stop lossed, lose $100, and then drops back to 6.40
I am a little bit frustrated

[Anonymous No.55287603]

>>55287587
>golden calf
Uhhh religious schizo bros...

[Anonymous No.55287606]

>>55284805
Jerome is a faggot ass nigger and the market knows it. The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate (parasitic transfer of resources from income earners to oligarchs), wages have been rising around 5%/yr, hence Fed will keep real inflation above 5% to fuck over workers. It's why bonds are dumping and equities are pumping.

[Anonymous No.55287613]

>>55286658
>>55287575
It's a pretty good one, I salute it

[Anonymous No.55287614]

>>55287587
>>55287603
careful what you wish for

[Anonymous No.55287622]

>>55287505
SOXL looks overprice but i never messed with puts. i don't like the idea of unlimited loss lol

[Anonymous No.55287625]

>>55287622
going to zero isn't unlimited. It is in fact very well defined

[Anonymous No.55287640]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55287650]

Holding BOIL and SOXS was a bad idea..

[Anonymous No.55287657]

>>55287625
maybe you're right. the worse that could happened i get a margin call.

[Anonymous No.55287660]

>>55287650
The two worst stocks of the last couple months. You should be cleaned out by now.

[Anonymous No.55287666]

I'm gonna go buy some VOO, buy some VOO.

[Anonymous No.55287669]

Congrats to me. Like... the week after I stop buying weekly calls, the market goes on like a 5 week pump. I am literally the worst trader in /smg/ history and also possibly the worst trader imaginatively conceivable

[Anonymous No.55287674]

>>55287640

[Anonymous No.55287678]

>>55287660
BOIL and SOXS bros will have the last laugh

[Anonymous No.55287681]

>>55287657
selling naked calls is a different animal from buying a put

[Anonymous No.55287690]

>>55287681
i'm just posting those these for a trip down memory lane

[Anonymous No.55287695]

COME MY LADY COME-COME MY LADY
YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY SUGAR BABY
COME MY LADY YOU'RE MY PRETTY BABY
I'LL MAKE YOUR LEGS SHAKE
YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY

https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE

[Anonymous No.55287697]

soxs calls or soxl puts? wonder which pays out more. maybe soxl puts because decay is in your favor.

[Anonymous No.55287701]

[Anonymous No.55287708]

>>55287678

[Anonymous No.55287720]

>>55287614
why did A A ron make a golden calf?

[Anonymous No.55287733]

>>55287720
moses took a really long time up on some mountain getting the 10 commandments. Like a really long time. So the people below thought he fucked off and they made a new god.

[Anonymous No.55287751]

>>55287678
cheap lesson to not be a retard later

[Anonymous No.55287774]

>>55286636
Nigger, the Fed is not your friend, they don't care about inflation, they care only about maintaining control through fiat fuckery. They will never crash the markets because because that would hurt the oligarchs, stop playing their game, there is only one way out of this.

[Anonymous No.55287780]

>>55287695
This is one of the few songs in existence that grosses me out. I can't explain why exactly. Something to do with the experience of the guys singing it I think.

[Anonymous No.55287783]

>>55287780
It's a good song

[Anonymous No.55287785]

>>55287780
>experience
appearance. How did I just type a completely different word than I meant just because it sounds roughly similar?

[Anonymous No.55287826]

baking

[Anonymous No.55287836]

>>55287780
he just looks a lil stumpy

[Anonymous No.55287868]

janny

[putsRnotDaWae No.55287890]

Bobos are losers, everyone is still bearish so we melt up tomorrow. Boboids will never be winners or women.

[Anonymous No.55287893]

>>55287796
>>55287796
>>55287796
>>55287796

[Anonymous No.55287896]

>>55287836
>5’7’’
Holy manlet

[Anonymous No.55287900]

>>55287890
agreed, cant wait for the grand heemening

[Anonymous No.55287904]

[Anonymous No.55287953]

banking

[Anonymous No.55287999]

>>55284970
a pause equates to a pivot when real inflation is double digits.

[Anonymous No.55288986]

>>55285262
Me. But the yield is no longer that high.. go check. If I remember right it's at about 12%.