/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55278472]

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Previous >>55275826

[Anonymous No.55278483]

buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.55278486]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55278490]

I feel nice and complacent right now. Yep I feel like things are finally returning to normal.

[Anonymous No.55278494]

Going by this the odds favour the bulls

[Anonymous No.55278504]

According to this a very low cpi is incoming. I think it's a bit exaggerated tho, I'm sticking to 4%

[Anonymous No.55278515]

>>55278504
>it's made up anyways
>they announce 2%
>instant giga bullrun

[Anonymous No.55278521]

low cpi is bearish, stocks did the best when inflation was at its highest

[Anonymous No.55278524]

>>55278494
>acting like the kikes dont already know exactly what the govt weasels are planning to release in their little report

[Anonymous No.55278536]

If there are any bears left on /smg/, what are your reasons for remaining bearish right now?

[Anonymous No.55278541]

>>55278536
If i keep betting on red i will eventually hit jackpot

[Anonymous No.55278543]

The #1 chart I'm watching as we get the cpi and fomc data.
Multi month consolidation on 10y yields

[Anonymous No.55278546]

>>55278521
Look at this dude and laugh, he still doesn't know

[Anonymous No.55278554]

>>55278494
Thanks for this.

[Anonymous No.55278563]

How long until CPI?

[Anonymous No.55278567]

>>55278494
>not using the maverick

[Anonymous No.55278570]

>>55278546
Typing like a 19 year old zoomer doesnt make you smart

[Anonymous No.55278572]

>>55278563
It's in 1.5 hrs

[Anonymous No.55278577]

>>55278563
83 minutes

[Anonymous No.55278631]

it's time to suck todays dick

[Anonymous No.55278650]

we puimp

[Anonymous No.55278663]

>>55278515
Inflation was due to covid supply chain issues and reopening. Shit would have autocorrected anyway. Then they changed measuring inflation to year over year vs previous 2 years so they cut out 2021

[Anonymous No.55278740]

>trying to apply reason to this market
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.55278743]

we're dumping

[Anonymous No.55278775]

We finna hit ATH on SPY before August

[Anonymous No.55278800]

>>55278740

[Anonymous No.55278818]

>>55278494
>15% inflation in 2 years
lol poor people are fucked. and that's overall inflation, not food prices which is probably 20-25%

[Anonymous No.55278870]

we finna be doomping

[Anonymous No.55278897]

>>55278870
shut up

[Anonymous No.55279007]

>>55278570
Losing your money shorting the entirety of the bottom thinking it's le great short won't neither :^)

[Anonymous No.55279025]

25 minutes left.

Pick a cpi number....

Forecast is 4.1....

[Anonymous No.55279028]

prepare for pumping

[Anonymous No.55279029]

If the economy is doing well, why don't people just buy indices instead of stocks? Alternatively: why not just short the index?
t. retard

[Anonymous No.55279033]

The news is worthless. I might just start learning TA out of boredom.

[Anonymous No.55279039]

>>55279025
3.9

[Anonymous No.55279038]

>>55279028
whatever will be will be, noone is on the sidelines at this point

[Anonymous No.55279040]

>>55279029
retailers love to think stock picking is better
also they know fuck all about futures

[Anonymous No.55279041]

>>55279025
3.9 and revision next month to 4

[Anonymous No.55279048]

>>55279025
3.6

[Anonymous No.55279057]

>>55279025
18.9% but after kike math that excludes everything 4.6%

[Anonymous No.55279059]

>>55279025
4.20

[Anonymous No.55279061]

>>55279029
Simple really,
>NVDA moves 200%
>SPY moves 10%

[Anonymous No.55279063]

>>55279025
2 for ULTIMATE FINAL OMEGA BULLRUN
But realistically I'm thinking 3.9, 3.8 if I want to be optimistic. These forecasts have been coming in slightly ahead of the real numbers for almost a full year now.

[Anonymous No.55279070]

>>55279025
4.3

[Anonymous No.55279079]

>>55279025
4.0 revised to 4.3 later.

[Anonymous No.55279122]

>>55279040
If you randomly pick about ten stocks you'll get roughly the same performance as SP500, but without paying fees or granting your voting rights to Vangoy/KikeRock/Jew Street/etc.
If you manage to pick well you might beat the market. So basically the upside is more than the downside.

[Anonymous No.55279123]

>>55279025
4.2 and markets dump 4%

[Anonymous No.55279136]

>not selling the news
Its priced in already. Dont say I didnt warn you.

[Anonymous No.55279150]

greed bros how are we feeling today?

[Anonymous No.55279155]

wtf is going on in these pres?

[Anonymous No.55279156]

>>55279150
we can get greedier. There are bobos that are still alive.

[Anonymous No.55279159]

>>55279150
I haven't even BEGUN to peak.

[Anonymous No.55279160]

>>55279150
I'm thinking we reach max greed once CPI drops.

[Anonymous No.55279168]

>>55279025
4

[Anonymous No.55279179]

>>55279025
4.20
it must be
I better get a lot of (You)s when I’m right

[Anonymous No.55279185]

>>55278818
>25%
Everything is up 100% where tf do you live

[Anonymous No.55279189]

I already sold some SOXL today, and I sold some SOFI yesterday.
I am getting rich.

[Anonymous No.55279193]

>>55279179
you better fuck of to r*ddit subhuman

[Anonymous No.55279205]

4.2

[Anonymous No.55279209]

here we go niggers

[Anonymous No.55279215]

WTFWT?????????

[Anonymous No.55279220]

?

[Anonymous No.55279224]

>4%
>0.1% less than expected
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55279226]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOBOOOO AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55279227]

OHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55279228]

this market is retarded

[Anonymous No.55279229]

Its 4% instead of forecasted 4.1%. We are healing.

[Anonymous No.55279233]

BOBO HEEMED

[Anonymous No.55279234]

Bullish less than forecast

[Anonymous No.55279237]

joe biden is my president

[Anonymous No.55279239]

AAANNNNDDDDDD we continue to pump! Inflation is only 2% guys!

[Anonymous No.55279243]

and the BVLL SURGE continues

[Anonymous No.55279248]

nothingburger, priced in

[Anonymous No.55279247]

5,3 core, LMAO AAHAHA HIGHER THAN LAST TIME.

[Anonymous No.55279249]

they will return what they took from us oil bros

[Anonymous No.55279251]

Nothingburger

[Anonymous No.55279255]

>>55279025
They are going to come out and say CPI is zero. Anyone who disagrees will be labeled a racist and a transphobe and will be put in jail

[Anonymous No.55279256]

>US May CPI 4.0% y/y versus 4.1% expected
>CPI MoM +0.1% vs +0.2% expected
>Prior MoM reading was +0.4%
>CPI YoY 4.0% vs 4.1% expected.
>Core CPI MoM +0.4% versus +0.4% expected
>Core YoY 5.3% versus 5.3% expected
>Real weekly earnings -0.1% vs +0.1% prior (revised to 0.0%)
>This assures the Fed won't hike tomorrow. Odds down to 5%.
>The core numbers are stubbornly high but the cherry on top is the fall in earnings and the revision lower in last month's earnings data.

[Anonymous No.55279260]

I'm so close to breaking even on my soxl

[Anonymous No.55279261]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand with that I'm up 146% YTD. So this is the power of steadily DCAing into triple leverage.

[Anonymous No.55279263]

>>55279260
sell fast

[Anonymous No.55279264]

>just as forecasted
huge pump today boys

[Anonymous No.55279267]

>>55279256

[Anonymous No.55279268]

SOFT LANDING STATUS: ACHIEVED

[Anonymous No.55279271]

>>55279264
+0.5% according to JePee

[Anonymous No.55279272]

>funds still not settled
this is fucking criminal. how long does it take to push a fucking button

[Anonymous No.55279274]

>>55279260
Me too brother. Next stop 45/share

[Sean No.55279276]

>>55279264
Yeah holy fuck. That’s a strong pulse across the market.

[Anonymous No.55279281]

>>55279249
most of mine are poompin' but FANG is dormant. any insight?

[Anonymous No.55279285]

Please be of shitting my benchod sir.

[Anonymous No.55279289]

>>55279189
>>55279189
Ah Nicaraguan very good choice sir. Thank you Fren.

[Anonymous No.55279293]

>>55279263
Fuck off SOXL 100/share EOY

[Anonymous No.55279296]

>premarket jumps on all my portfolio
>both coomed and printed thousands on the news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3HaZBlt7TA

[Anonymous No.55279297]

The calm before the storm

[Anonymous No.55279298]

>>55279070
Who is this woman and how much does it cost to have sex with her?

[Anonymous No.55279305]

At this rate we might even see oil break above $70

[Anonymous No.55279307]

>>55279281
No, no insight, just shitposts

[Anonymous No.55279310]

I'm going balls deep on PLUG, pretty sure shit's gonna moon tomorrow after the investor event. It already went up 13% yesterday on just breadcrumbs about the event.
Why aren't you?

[Anonymous No.55279313]

5.3
5.3
5.3
CORE CORE CORE +5%! Higher for eternity

[Anonymous No.55279315]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55279322]

Somethings wrong... even nkla is up...

[Anonymous No.55279325]

>>55279307
well muh GME is poompin too so THAT SHIT FUCKIN FIGURES

[Anonymous No.55279327]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWmbLS2_ec

[Anonymous No.55279330]

>>55279256
>>Core YoY 5.3% versus 5.3% expected
so inflation is sticky and the fed has more work to do. doesn't matter to markets when they have bullish narratives either direction
>inflation is high so corporate profits will go higher and dollar devalues therefore stocks go up
>inflation is low so fed pauses/pivots therefore stocks go up

[Anonymous No.55279334]

>>55279322
Tomorrow powell might skip, but he will talk hawkish stuff and suddenly the market shits it's pants.

[Anonymous No.55279335]

>>55279313
Still it came down from the previous. Probably a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.55279345]

>>55279327
Lol i was just asking how come ai didnt pump this stock.

[Anonymous No.55279350]

START THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.55279351]

>>55279193
>of

[Anonymous No.55279360]

>>55279293
You think so? That would make my 600 shares pretty happy

[Anonymous No.55279381]

Stock loaning has made me $0.58 this month.

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55279383]

>>55279327
I can still remember when some SKYT fag was calling us INTCels.

[Anonymous No.55279386]

RELEASE MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[Anonymous No.55279391]

Will this God damn fucking nigger market go down? Everything is terrible.

[Anonymous No.55279394]

thread theme:
https://youtu.be/cnxXQiWxE-k

[Anonymous No.55279397]

don't know how to put this but... if you want my stocks today, you're going to need to pay slightly more for them than yesterday

[Anonymous No.55279399]

>>55279256
>oy vey we beat the expected result by .1% this means we can stop raising rates and start giving away goyim tax money again for QE
lmao this is the most kiked shit ever

[Anonymous No.55279400]

>>55279391
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck lol

[Anonymous No.55279405]

>>55279397
not interested thanks

[Anonymous No.55279407]

>>55279386
it's for your safety anon, we can be having poors making it, it would ruin my neighborhood

[Sean No.55279409]

The timelines just shifted. Something is happening. We all felt it.

[Anonymous No.55279411]

I can't feel my arms anymore.

[Anonymous No.55279415]

since we are officially back to free money im going to buy PEPE and become a milionaire fuck stocks

[Anonymous No.55279419]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55279425]

>>55279029
Anyways, the CPI is 4. If this means a poompa, it's better to get a stock with a higher beta, right?
Don't wanna be spoonfed, I'm just too fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.55279427]

>>55279391

[Anonymous No.55279428]

>>55279327
Was honestly awaiting for a pullback to 30-ish before buying since the stock loves to crab but I'm confident once it breaks resistance at 34 it'll go parabolic since it will 100% confirm the reversal

[Anonymous No.55279429]

SOXS Marines....

[Anonymous No.55279432]

>>55279419
if I was JPOW I would do 25 bepis just to fuck with these speculating shits.

[Anonymous No.55279445]

>>55279419
Mmmhm okay 100%, really? Kek

[Anonymous No.55279450]

>>55279189
>SOFI is still fucking pumping
I don't get it. its been a fucking month of nonstop pump from 5 bucks

[Anonymous No.55279471]

>>55279335
>nothingburger
This thing is above 5 for months and it's higher than headline now for months.

[Anonymous No.55279477]

>>55279025
4-4.25

[Anonymous No.55279478]

This is why you never listen to qboomer doomer shit. Their thesis is applicable for every single day for the past 100 years. They are no different than doomsday cults that see the writing on the wall for end times happening now whereas it wasn't just as applicable 400 years ago, etc. They don't see this, they don't get it.

Let this be a lesson to you, bobo. A learning experience.

[Anonymous No.55279481]

>>55279450
Student loans dude. Student loans. Infinite TAM.

[Anonymous No.55279493]

Why is everything good again? Was it all the boycotts?

[Anonymous No.55279495]

>>55279391
>Will this God damn fucking nigger market go down? Everything is terrible.
This is what it looks like when you only read things to confirm your bias. You look like a crazy person. And now you are going to lose money over it.

[Anonymous No.55279498]

Tfw bought all the puts at 13 vix

[Anonymous No.55279509]

I told you we were mooning, but you didnt listen.
YOU
DIDNT
LISTEN

[Anonymous No.55279510]

>>55279478
They deserve what they get for failing to learn from history.

[Anonymous No.55279512]

dumb bears

[Anonymous No.55279513]

How high do you guys think SOXL is going to go? Back to ATH? We got all the hype around AI going for us now + semis are one of the few industries that should be recession proof since they are used in every aspect of our lives at this point...

[Anonymous No.55279516]

>>55279351
>I’m a clinically narcissistic retard from reddit but
>typo hehe
gtfo subhuman

[Anonymous No.55279524]

DO YOU EVER SEE IN YOUR DREAMS, ALL THE CASTLES IN THE SKY, OH TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.55279525]

>>55279510
Saved. That's exactly it. It's a perfect illustration of the psychological dynamic in doomers. They cannot process reality.

[Anonymous No.55279528]

>>55279471
As long as line go up, it is a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.55279530]

I broke even on my bags and didn't sell ... they went back down again ... don't be greedy like me anons

[Anonymous No.55279534]

>>55279450
It's going all the way to 25, IMO.
I have 410 shares left.
I sell 10 at every dollar mark until it reaches 25 then see how much I have left and decide what to do. Either a CC at the top or dump it.

[Anonymous No.55279535]

>>55279478
But low inflation means less profits?

[Anonymous No.55279536]

peaked? I havent even begun to peak, and when I do. This whole market is gunna feel it.

[Anonymous No.55279537]

>>55279525
Uhhh I dont know if anyone told you, but Assyria doesnt exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.55279544]

>>55279516
whoa buddy, think you might be a little mad
it’s ok, what’re your positions, are you down today?
I know it’s not me, it’s something else going on, you ok chief?

[Anonymous No.55279547]

>>55279513
>How high do you guys think SOXL is going to go? Back to ATH?
Easily. A fact a lot of people miss is that inflation is actually good for the market in a long-term sense. For example, 100 years ago we could not support trillion-dollar market caps. Today that is possible, and that is because of inflation. For companies just to have the same value they had just 3 years ago, they will need to go to all-time highs. We will see another reverse split in SOXL before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.55279550]

>>55279537
Uhm actually chud it says da world not Assyria so uhm *smacks lips* facktually you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.55279554]

>>55279547
I mean forward split

[Anonymous No.55279558]

>>55279534
if it miraculously gets to 20 and you dont dump it you deserve to be shot

[Anonymous No.55279563]

Can I get a welfare check on Bobo? He's not picking up his phone.

[Anonymous No.55279574]

so the plan is literally just buy shit as soon as the market opens and watch it go green for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.55279578]

thread reminder. don't forget to buy the 52 week high, so you can sell the 52 week low later.

[Anonymous No.55279580]

>>55279563
He's dripping sweat, in a flurry, attempting to find articles to confirm his bias once again. He won't learn.

[Anonymous No.55279585]

>>55279578
A year from now, this will be the 52 week low

[Anonymous No.55279589]

>>55279574
>so the plan is literally just buy shit as soon as the market opens and watch it go green for the foreseeable future
That's about where we're at, yes. 2 years from now it will look so obvious no one will understand why everyone wasn't buying. Kind of like right before the tech boom.

[Anonymous No.55279593]

>>55279544
>whoa buddy, think you might be a little mad it’s ok, what’re your positions, are you down today? I know it’s not me, it’s something else going on, you ok chief?

[Anonymous No.55279594]

>>55279574
line up until not up

[Anonymous No.55279596]

>>55279547
I got about 25% of my portfolio in SOXL since I feel like it's such a sure bet longterm. Hope we are right anon <3

[Anonymous No.55279601]

when everyone has bought the markets starts to tank

[Jealous No.55279603]

Where bus go

[Anonymous No.55279615]

>>55279574
>buying shit at the start of the market
hell no. thats when options are extremely expensive because how volatile the market is at the time. i'd wait after a pullback.

[Anonymous No.55279625]

>>55279596
Good stuff anon. Your future self will be thanking you.

[Anonymous No.55279626]

>>55279596
>>55279547
Anyone have that chart showing SOXL in a years-long upward channel that heads to like 400+? I wonder how we're doing on that now. I just don't get the contrarianism with semis and big tech in general, how dumb do you have to be to ignore the most important sector of our lifetimes?

[Anonymous No.55279636]

>>55279563
hes currently attending to another margin call you might need to hold hes got a few to answer!

[Anonymous No.55279638]

>>55279593
oh damn he mad
what’s got you coping?

[Anonymous No.55279640]

>>55279615
>a pullback

[Anonymous No.55279642]

You get what you deserve Scumbag bears

[Anonymous No.55279644]

>SPY running like a nigger stealing name brand shit from a Target
>literal air between here and SPY 450
Bobo... might want to set up a few shorts if he still has money left hehe.

[Anonymous No.55279647]

>>55278472
I regret selling SOXL yesterday but I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a pullback so I wanna get in on SOXS after this AMD announcement

[Anonymous No.55279649]

Why do the banks keep showing their hand to Mr. Powell it’s like they enjoy the whip.

[Anonymous No.55279650]

>>55279640
ill pullback my foreskin if you knw what i mean

[Anonymous No.55279651]

the good guys won

[Anonymous No.55279657]

AAPL or BABA?

[Anonymous No.55279661]

REMINDER THAT IT WORKS UNTIL IT DOESN"T THIS CRASH IS GOING TO BLINDSIDE EVERYONE MARK MY WORDS YOULE SEE

[Anonymous No.55279666]

>>55279651
Biden is not a good guy

[Anonymous No.55279667]

fark me soxl approaching 30 fucking fast

[Anonymous No.55279672]

>>55279661
zoom in

[Anonymous No.55279673]

>>55279666
Biden is winning and historically only good guys win.

[Anonymous No.55279678]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55279682]

>>55279661
I always laugh when I see this shit.
>If I post this enough times it'll become true.

[Anonymous No.55279685]

>>55279601
unironically, the bears all capitulated last Friday
MASSIVE shift, 36.8% bearish for next 6 months down to 24.3% in a single week
29.1% to 44.5% bullish over next 6 months, in a single week
literally 50% more bulls in a single week
there are no more bears - 24.3% is EXTREMELY low, even by the biggest bull market histories
this image should seriously scare you if you're a bull - that now everybody, and I mean everybody, is a bull
A dynamic that changed in the course of just ONE week - in a single week, bulls gained 50% of people
What happens next /smg/, when everybody, and I mean fucking everybody, is bullish
>greed 79

[Anonymous No.55279688]

>>55279661
lol

[Anonymous No.55279719]

>Inflation grew by 4%
>slowest amount in 2 years
These fucking idiots are celebrating a 4% increase in inflation.

[Anonymous No.55279734]

>Soft landing achieved
>Trump going to prison
>SPY ATH Soon
>Biden 2024 is a guarantee

[Anonymous No.55279735]

>>55279661
we are in the disbelief stage at the far left. check yourself

[Anonymous No.55279736]

>>55279661
>REMINDER THAT IT WORKS UNTIL IT DOESN"T THIS CRASH IS GOING TO BLINDSIDE EVERYONE MARK MY WORDS YOULE SEE

[Anonymous No.55279740]

[Anonymous No.55279741]

>>55279719
>what is slope?
niggerbrained, my man.

[Anonymous No.55279743]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55279747]

>>55279685
Who is this surveying? How many people? Retail faggots everywhere are still clamoring for any sort of bearish news, they missed the bottom and now you can tell they're getting desperate

[Anonymous No.55279748]

>>55279719
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.55279749]

>>55279661
I don’t want a Volcker I want a Mellon

[Anonymous No.55279756]

>>55279719
Keep in mind their little number doesn't really mean anything. Real inflation is around 15 - 20%...

[Anonymous No.55279760]

>>55279719
Which is "low" thanks to Oil peaking last year.

Core +5, horribly bad. Still +3% too high.

[Anonymous No.55279769]

>>55279760
>>55279719
Maybe the market will realize this. Wondering if future projections for rates have changed (rate cuts bets)

[Anonymous No.55279770]

>>55279740
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.55279774]

Financially speaking,
I am 27 and from the age of 12 to now i have probably jerked off to 3d women about 20 times
Every single other time ive touched myself has been to drawings of video game characters or hentai.
The only time i have gone out of my way to watch 3d over 2d is like burka porn, nigresses or chubby asians, but again all that combined is like 20 times total

How are my wheat traders doing? El NINO gonna make us rich or what?

[Anonymous No.55279780]

Buy soxl calls on a dip?

[Anonymous No.55279781]

>>55279734
LOCK HIM UP!

[Anonymous No.55279787]

>>55279774
Wheat is cucked by Russia/Ukraine. Don't touch that shit. Bet on the basedboys.

[Anonymous No.55279791]

Tech stocks are going to pump today because of reduced inflation meanwhile long end treasury yields are going higher because of increased inflation. Makes sense

[Anonymous No.55279793]

Why the fuck is my captcha not loading on my desktop

[Anonymous No.55279799]

>>55279747
money managers - not retail
>>55279685
>44.5% bullish
>24.3% bearish
Mumu, don't say we didn't warn you - this is truly an extreme level - I don't think we've seen this high of bullishness and this low of bearishness in idk how many years if ever
29.1% money managers bullish over next 6 months JUMP to 44.5% in a SINGLE FUCKING WEEK
That is insane. Absolutely insane. Pay attention

[Anonymous No.55279800]

>>55279661
Hmmmmm sounds like disbelief to me.

[Anonymous No.55279802]

>>55279661
You're right but it's not coming for a couple weeks/months

[Anonymous No.55279807]

>>55279638
>posts retarded cringe
>gets called out for being a cringe retard
>lmao they must be so mad

[Anonymous No.55279816]

We are going to the moon.

Soft landing has been achieved.

JPow is the greatest chair in history.

[Anonymous No.55279821]

>>55279661
Does anyone really not believe this? I know we are making money on this retard market and shitposting here is fun, but we all know the crash is coming right? No one actually thinks weve seen the bottom right?

[Anonymous No.55279829]

PBR SHIT THA BED WITH OIL POOMPIN

[Anonymous No.55279830]

>>55279807
a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.55279831]

Is this the great doomp? The meltdown?

[Anonymous No.55279844]

>>55279831
This is where you buy the "dip" - and sell lower

[Anonymous No.55279849]

>>55279821
>The Crash^tm
it's not even FUD. Literally two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.55279850]

>>55279821
History is on the side of bulls. Even if shit crashed bad, all I would do is buy more, because the safest position to be in for extended periods is long indexes. Your pitch black ancestors were swinging from the trees in nothing but loincloths less than 200 years ago

[Anonymous No.55279855]

>>55279774
>burka porn
for what reason

[Anonymous No.55279857]

Repoast

The effective point of inflation seems to be that you can never just hold money. You MUST either work for more wealth, lend it out at interest, or invest it into productive assets.
Unlike most of you work avoiding NEETS I am of the opinion that this is a GOOD thing. The people holding crypto want to accumulate wealth and then stop working forever, effectively being parasites profiting from eternally deflating currency (scarcity due to hoarding and gdp expansion causes deflation of such a currency)
I tend to think that it's good that the gubment whips peoples' ass into working and taking risk by investing. However, the way inflation is currently set up is as a scheme benefiting Wall Street Bankers and gubment using inflation as a hidden tax

[Anonymous No.55279866]

>>55279821
There's definitely a crash in the future, maybe the near future, but there's no guarantee the next crash will crash to lower than the current price.

[Anonymous No.55279879]

>>55279857
add "go into debt to start a business or raise kids" and you've unlocked what most normies intuitively figure out when they turn 18

[Anonymous No.55279895]

LOWER 4340 EOD, GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55279900]

>>55279769
If the fed cuts rates or even pauses they are pants on head retarded. All that will achieve is inflation resuming it's steady climb upwards.

[Anonymous No.55279901]

holy shit I'm a retard for not selling my GME puts last week

[Anonymous No.55279904]

>>55279857
>you’re a parasite for winning in a jewish system
>so the jewish system is a good thing

[Anonymous No.55279906]

>>55279857
>I think it's good that an armed gang forces people to gamble
Best outcome: you get the wall immediately.

[Anonymous No.55279907]

>"Inverted yield curves always predict a recession"
>curve has been inverted for months now, nothing has happened
>"J-j-just 2 more weeks!"

Yield curves are a meme

[Anonymous No.55279909]

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[Anonymous No.55279912]

>>55279558
You're gonna be jelly when I'm braggin on my $50 SOFI that I made $$$ selling covered calls on.
This thing is a get rich vehicle.

[Anonymous No.55279915]

>>55279821
you buy when market is on uptrend
you short and make money when market is in downtrend
you buy again when market is on uptrend again

Trend-following is the objective ultimate trading strategy. Immune to bobo/mumu duality. No need to sit in front of wordswordswords and graphics about why X company's fundamentals are good/bad or doing some overcomplicated math to pick entry/exit points.
All of that is like the kissless virgin that thinks devising intrincate plans not to touch his dick for a month will get him sex when Chad is out there railing every whore just by sole virtue of being Chad.

[Anonymous No.55279916]

>>55279879
I have never seen anyone on biz make this argument
But desu that probably says more about the state of biz than my intelligence
I have actually heard more normies say 'inflation is le bad' desu because they discovered crypto and started parroting influencers

[Anonymous No.55279917]

lower for longer

[Anonymous No.55279920]

>>55279807
I’m just ‘avin a giggle m8

[Anonymous No.55279922]

>>55279857
>>I tend to think that it's good that the gubment whips peoples' ass into working and taking risk by investing. However, the way inflation is currently set up is as a scheme benefiting Wall Street Bankers and gubment using inflation as a hidden tax
these are one in the same, the "hidden tax" mechanic does both. The big benefit to the 1% is that you can give wagies below-inflation raises and they won't notice its a pay cut. Or at least they didn't for the past decade or two when inflation never went much above 2%, now that it spiked and everyones thinking about it they have to wait for it to die down before they get back to doing that

[Anonymous No.55279928]

>>55279909
BASED

[Anonymous No.55279931]

>>55279916
Inflation is bad though, unless you hold a lot of debt

[Anonymous No.55279932]

It's over

[Anonymous No.55279933]

>>55279909

[Anonymous No.55279934]

>>55279904
>"However, the way inflation is currently set up is as a scheme benefiting Wall Street Bankers and gubment using inflation as a hidden tax"

[Anonymous No.55279938]

>>55279900
I know, even the thought makes everything pump. Bulls don't get it. Rates stay like this til end of 24 or at least mid 2024

[Anonymous No.55279937]

What the fuck was that?!

[Anonymous No.55279939]

>>55279901
yes, you are

[Anonymous No.55279941]

At this rate I won't have to wageslave for much longer

[Anonymous No.55279942]

>>55279915
Go outside nigga lmao

[Anonymous No.55279947]

>>55279922
The stock market is easy.
Just bet both ways and take profits on one end while mitigating losses on the other.
There has literally never been a better time in history for the retail investor.

[Anonymous No.55279948]

anybody have the updated inflation line chart?

[Anonymous No.55279951]

Whelp that was fast. All SOXL gains from the CPI announcement got wiped out within 3 minutes of market open :(

[Anonymous No.55279956]

>>55279937
The opening profit taking whenever pre-market is up a lot. Will be at a new high of day in about 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55279962]

>>55279857
im a gamer. the gov pays me to make money.

[Anonymous No.55279969]

>>55279916
inflation is bad, they do it to promote debt since debt is the only way to benefit from inflation. would you get a mortgage if future dollars were more valuable than current dollars?

[Anonymous No.55279992]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55280000]

>>55279922
Yeah, that's all true
But you could alleviate all that if you gave normal people more inflation money directly instead of causing inflation by giving free money to (((bankers))) that they then lend to your government

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55280008]

>>55279743
I jus nutted.
ask me anythin, nigguh

[Anonymous No.55280009]

SOLD THE BOTTOM. HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING SINCE. Feels good to be down 40% still

[Anonymous No.55280014]

Going by this it should double current price

[Anonymous No.55280015]

YOU
DIDNT
LISTEN

[Anonymous No.55280017]

>>55279969
No it's the other way around
Fiat money is literally debt, all money starts as interest bearing debt from a bank, it's literally a ponzi, if they don't, pump more debt in to refinance old debt the entire ponzi collapses

[Anonymous No.55280035]

WHOA THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT!

[Anonymous No.55280039]

>>55279916
>inflation is le good
lmao
>>55279934
that’s the core of the mechanism, remove jewish influence and the only time currency inflated is when retarded leaders want a war

[Anonymous No.55280042]

>>55279829
It's ex-div day. Always causes excess dumping.

[Anonymous No.55280054]

TLT dumping and QQQ pumping, what a surprise

[Anonymous No.55280057]

>>55280017
same thing, you're just highlighting the supply side. they still need a populace to use it.

[Anonymous No.55280063]

>>55280039
You could just give money to hard-working, respectable people directly
Or set up a semi-public investment fund
But you will probably hate these suggestions even more kek

[Anonymous No.55280066]

>>55279685
Mumu, wake up. Pay attention.
>When the last bear capitulates, that’s when we fall
You’ve heard it over and over
>Look at pic related.
The last bears capitulated, literally, unironically, on Friday
One week prior, 29.1% of money managers were bullish for the next 6 months
38.8% of money managers were bearish for the next 6 months
In a single week:
>29.1% bullish JUMPED to 44.5% bullish
>38.8% bearish CRASHED to 24.3% bearish
>29.1% —> 44.5% = 52.9% INCREASE in BULLS
>38.8% —> 24.3% = 37.3% DECREASE in BEARS
They capitulated. The bears have officially capitulated. This is arguably the most important chart you will see this whole week.
>BuT eVeRyOnE iS bEaRiSh!!!
No, they aren’t, not anymore. Everyone is bullish. Literally everyone. 44.5% bullish is an **extremely** high reading, even the biggest bull markets have not seen numbers like this of 44.5% bull 24.3% bear
>TOTAL BOBO DEATH AND CAPITULATION
>EXTREME IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE
>79 GREED
Wake the fuck up!! TAKE PROFITS; HEDGE YOUR POSITION(S) WHILE PUTS ARE CHEAP

[Anonymous No.55280067]

>>55279906
Every creature in nature gambles its life with everything it does, including you.

I'd say I hope people too stupid to understand this should be killed, but their anti-reality attitude makes a poor outcome for them inevitable, making it a waste of time to do anything about it other than sit back and laugh as their lives crumble due to their own failings.

[Anonymous No.55280074]

>>55280063
>>You could just give money to hard-working, respectable people directly
doing that is what caused the inflation we have now you know

[Anonymous No.55280081]

Endless. Positive. Feedback. Loop.

[Anonymous No.55280091]

>>55280000
Yes, that makes sense but only when the government sees a need to add more money because of wealth/population growth and it should be distributed equally to each man depending on how many dependents they have instead to jewish banks. But that kind of currency creation if done right doesn’t cause they kind of inflation we experience aka prices rising faster than wages

[Anonymous No.55280092]

>>55280057
Not necessarily the whole population, they can also flood the investment market with 0 interest easy money. Give companies free money and they use it

[Anonymous No.55280093]

when does jerome give th enews

[Anonymous No.55280100]

AMD dropping on the same day as it's AI event... AMD sisters I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.55280102]

>>55280017
>all money starts as an interest bearing debt from a bank
You know the world didn’t begin in 1913?

[Anonymous No.55280104]

>>55280081
>stocks are pumping on lower inflation
>bond yields are pumping on increased inflation
This is getting unreasonable

[Anonymous No.55280111]

>>55280067
Now this is chud posting!

[Anonymous No.55280113]

I should have never listened to bears, the market has been rocketing upwards for the past 2 months and I've lost all those gains.

Look at the charts, its going STRAIGHT UP

yield curves were a meme
inflation was a meme
fed doubling the money supply was a meme
covid was a meme

we got played, and now were melting up

[Anonymous No.55280115]

>>55280063
No I agree with you on that
>>55280074
Corporations got far more than plebes

[Anonymous No.55280116]

[Anonymous No.55280121]

>>55280066
don't help them, they've had an easy run. let them deserve it

[Anonymous No.55280123]

>>55280074
Well of course I would investigate it carefully and if it always causes runaway inflation it's not a good idea. I'm just saying it doesn't have to mean gutting the working man.
>>55280091
Yes I agree with all of this

[Anonymous No.55280141]

>>55280102
Of course, I know what gold is (I buy it) and I know what the gold standard is.
But I'm talking about reality today. And that is fiat.

[Anonymous No.55280143]

>>55280092
jfc a population kek, I can make anon bux but unless I can establish a demand populus the fiat ponzi cycle will never take off. but still companies require a consooooomer.

[Anonymous No.55280145]

>>55280121
No. I will try and save as many starfish as I can.

[Anonymous No.55280146]

>>55280067
>everyone is a retarded gambling addict
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.55280147]

25 bps then pause checkem

[Anonymous No.55280150]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[Anonymous No.55280151]

>>55280039
It's easy to spot the glowies here. They are always the "inflation is actually good" guys.

[Anonymous No.55280152]

CUNNY MARKET

[Anonymous No.55280156]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55280158]

>>55280066
PAY ATTENTION MUMU
>29.1% bullish JUMPED to 44.5% bullish
>38.8% bearish CRASHED to 24.3% bearish
>29.1% —> 44.5% = 52.9% INCREASE in BULLS
>38.8% —> 24.3% = 37.3% DECREASE in BEARS
ALL IN A SINGLE FUCKING WEEK
C A P I T U L A T I O N
A
P
I
T
U
L
A
T
I
O
N

[Anonymous No.55280160]

In hindsight it wasn't hard to see an inflation print coming in below forecast. It's done so the last 7 times

[Anonymous No.55280161]

Baby, are you down down down down down?

[Anonymous No.55280163]

>>55280141
The system is collapsing and there’s no saving it. Prep and think on how to make the next system work (once we get rid of jewish psychopaths)

[Anonymous No.55280168]

I am seeing some faltering there mumu...getting nervous?

[Anonymous No.55280173]

>>55280151
You do know that if you had a deflationary currency it would all be hoarded by (((speculators)))?
Woops Roosevelt nationalized the gold and then raised its price, so sorry goy, come again next year

[Anonymous No.55280174]

Yields across the entire curve are going positive for the day yet the market is pumping on lower inflation. I don't think so, I think the market is pumping in anticipation of higher inflation but with a dovish Fed

[Anonymous No.55280176]

SIGA BROS!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.55280177]

>>55280145
quintessential redditposting

[Anonymous No.55280184]

>>55280160
even more obvious than that is, the inflation report is essentially giving yourself a grade. if you require an 80 to pass anon, what would you give yourself?

[Anonymous No.55280188]

>>55280160
Yields are pumping. The inflation print wasn't good. Markets aren't pumping because of lower inflation

[Anonymous No.55280191]

>>55280160
All it took was one single glance at WTI

[Anonymous No.55280193]

>>55280145
I believe in you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.55280194]

>>55280173
FDR and Great Depression wouldn’t have happened if not for jews, any system will fail if we let psychopaths in power

[Anonymous No.55280196]

>>55280176
I still remember than one autist who lost like 80k in siga calls last year lol

[Anonymous No.55280199]

>>55280173
Infinite money printer is not gold anon. Big difference.

[Anonymous No.55280202]

>>55280177
When Zyzz said
>We're all gonna make it (brah)
was that redd*t?
Helping /smg/ make it collectively, preventing them from falling for the bull trap and losing a ton of money, as we've seen >>55279685
>29.1% bullish JUMPED to 44.5% bullish
>38.8% bearish CRASHED to 24.3% bearish
>29.1% —> 44.5% = 52.9% INCREASE in BULLS
>38.8% —> 24.3% = 37.3% DECREASE in BEARS
is that redd*t?
We're all going to make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.55280205]

>>55280184
I'm not following

[Anonymous No.55280206]

>>55279685
>>55280066
>>55280158
bobos are getting so desperate they are playing dead

[Anonymous No.55280220]

>>55280202
Yeah and then that retard proceeded to die at the age of 21 from steroid and cocaine abuse. He definitely "made it"

[Anonymous No.55280223]

>>55280177
doing God's work would make reddit seethe.

[Anonymous No.55280225]

>>55280206
That one old guy would say now is a good time to take profits and be fearful

[Anonymous No.55280230]

>>55280202
nothing wrong with the sentiment but the starfish story sounds like what you can find on social media except replace starfish with niggers and switch sand with ocean. If you don’t let some people (redditors) suffer everyone will suffer

[Anonymous No.55280236]

>>55280160
Why won't you people get through your head that inflation will be sticky at 4%?

[Anonymous No.55280241]

Treasury yields truly don't matter anymore, it's incredible

[Anonymous No.55280243]

>>55280223
>pathological altruism is not how we got into this mess
sour autumn man

[Anonymous No.55280246]

somebody bake

[Anonymous No.55280253]

hopefully no retarded macro posters in the next thread

[Anonymous No.55280265]

>>55280241
They're starting to weigh on the NDX

[Anonymous No.55280271]

>>55280243
it's not a bad thing, just don't cast the altruism net too wide. nothing wrong with saving anons.

[Anonymous No.55280275]

>>55280220
In his defense, I think I heard he had an unknown heart condition. Might explain also why he was so damn skinny prior to working out. But yes, steroids and drugs definitely fuck you up on top of that. Sauna also isn't so clever with high blood pressure due to roids.

[Anonymous No.55280279]

Why did the retard pump die down?

[Anonymous No.55280278]

>>55280265
>They're starting to weigh on the NDX
Yeah a .40% dip after rising 30%. 30 year yields are almost at 4%

[Anonymous No.55280291]

if anyone is day trading....

[Anonymous No.55280294]

>>55280225
>peak interest rates

[Anonymous No.55280296]

BUDDY, LOOK AT THE FUCKING YIELDS
EVEN CPI COMING IN UNDER EXPECTATIONS ISN'T ENOUGH TO COOL THE YIELDS
V-SHAPED RECOVERY ON YIELDS

[Anonymous No.55280297]

LOWER

[Anonymous No.55280312]

>>55280271
It clearly is and is the hallmark of christianity (slave/jew/dysgenic lives matter) and marxists (shitskin/jew/pedo lives matter)
You help those who deserve help, not those who merely ask for help.

[Anonymous No.55280313]

I did the right things bros. I continued to max my 401k and IRA through the whole downturn. Now I’m ready to be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.55280318]

>>55280296
No one cares about that shit lol

[Anonymous No.55280321]

>>55280296
Fuckin rich investorfags should drop stocks and flock to treasuries. That's what the debt limit was suspended for, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.55280327]

>>55280296
oh shit better sell. no fuck off lol

[Anonymous No.55280348]

>>55280318
Retard.
>>55280327
You will see. You will learn.
>>55280321
They should, and already have done so - smart money bought into treasuries long ago

[Anonymous No.55280363]

>>55280296
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE FUCKING YIELDS
EVEN CPI COMING IN UNDER EXPECTATIONS ISN'T ENOUGH TO COOL THE YIELDS
V-SHAPED RECOVERY ON YIELDS

[Anonymous No.55280377]

Buying IRBT before the acquisition

[Anonymous No.55280384]

>>55280348
>You will see. You will learn.
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HIM AGAIN?
IS IT TODAY
IS IT
THE
MELTUP??
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55280397]

>>55280100
alhamdulilah amd is raping me

[Anonymous No.55280399]

>>55280377
Why are they giving us free money?

[Anonymous No.55280400]

ADBE WTF ARE YOU DOING I BOUGHT A FUCKING 500 DOLLAR CALL FUCK FUCK FUCK MY PAYCHECK

[Anonymous No.55280407]

>>55280202
>Helping /smg/ make it collectively
but your advice has lost people money. you're losing money. you fucked up your investments and now you're coping.

[Anonymous No.55280408]

somebody bake

[Anonymous No.55280421]

WATCH AND LEARN

[Anonymous No.55280424]

LOWER YOU FAGGOTS 4340 IS THE GOAL.

[Anonymous No.55280429]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55280441]

>>55279007
>the bottom
>52week high
What did this retard mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55280442]

OH NO THE MARKET IS GOING DOWN I BETTER SELL IT ALL. THEY ARENT JUST SHAKING OUT THE COWARD SOIDRINKING KEK HANDS!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIETT NIGGA I DINDU NUTHIN MR SHEKLBERGSTEIN PLEASE DONT STOP ME OUT !!!

[Anonymous No.55280452]

>>55280442
KEEP BUYING

[Anonymous No.55280470]

>>55280348
>Retard.
Last time someone called me this, it turned out they'd been DCAing SOXL down from $60.
No one cares about bonds because they're a lagging indicator. Dumb money. The boomers with financial advisors charging half a percent to run a basic 60/40. The underwater pension funds that know they're gonna get bailed out. Insurance providers who are mandated to hold.

Perhaps it's time for a quick reminder that 10y treasury was still yielding 1% months after Powell clarified his plans to pivot and it was obvious that inflation was not going to be "transitory", although for anyone with half a brain that was pretty obvious from the first utterance.

[Anonymous No.55280480]

>>55280452
ive been buying for 3 years straight. held through all of 2022. even if this market dumped 50% i dgaf, cheapies ill BUY IT ALL

[Anonymous No.55280484]

>>55280452
I bought SOXS at 10.

[Anonymous No.55280488]

SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55280489]

>>55280470
>No one cares about bonds because they're a lagging indicator. Dumb money.
Lmao. You are a mouth breathingly retarded mongoloid. Good day sir.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55280491]

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55280493]

Those who continue to doubt uranium will miss the train as it leaves the station.

[Anonymous No.55280506]

>>55280480
>held through 2022
Absolute Mumu, LMAO

[Anonymous No.55280512]

I'm seeing tech take a breather...some rotation into real stocks going on

[Anonymous No.55280513]

>>55280491
>baggie bought

fucking baggie jinxed it again
thanks alot fucking kys baggie

[Anonymous No.55280514]

you get shookout a .50c drop in stock. I HELD THROUGH -80% and im green. we are not the same

[Anonymous No.55280529]

>>55280491
THE TIME OF THE SMALL CAPS HAS COME. HIGHER RATES, LOWER PRICES, STRONGER COMPETITION DUE TO SMALLCAPS. NO MONOPOLY FOR MEGACAPS.

[Anonymous No.55280534]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.55280537]

>>55280491
holy fuck the top is in brothers

[Anonymous No.55280547]

FUUUUUUUUARK IM GOING SHOOORRRRRRRRRRT

[Anonymous No.55280549]

mumus you had one fucking job. I walk away for 20 minutes and you couldn't keep your shit together.

[Anonymous No.55280557]

SOXL bros.....

[Anonymous No.55280559]

New >>55277345
>>55277345
>>55277345

[Anonymous No.55280561]

>>55280549
it was baggie we have no fault

[Anonymous No.55280567]

>>55280491
Uranium is going up. You bought the wrong bags, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.55280570]

>>55280489
You can lead a horse to water. You know the rest. It's your own choice to remain ignorant.
At least, by sheer luck, it seems you may be positioned correctly for the next move if your other posts are any indication. So congratulations on that.

[Anonymous No.55280575]

>>55280493
I just want UUUU to go back to 11.

[Anonymous No.55280585]

>>55280578
>>55280578
>>55280578

[Anonymous No.55280590]

>>55280557
I sold SOXL at 25 and bought SOXS at 10.
I am a gud boy.

[Anonymous No.55280618]

>>55280559
>>55280585

[Anonymous No.55280739]

I wanted to market order on an exchange from which I get delayed data from. I decided to submit a limit order, with a limit price set slightly above the current price so I won't get surprised in a bad way. I thought the limit was supposed to be the maximum price I would pay as in, if the current price is lower than the limit, I just pay that, but it ended up buying me the stock at the limit price.
It's actually visible in the price chart now, I caused a very short peak of retardation.

[Anonymous No.55280936]

>>55280559