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I sell forklifts and forklift accessories

>> No.55218636
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AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686156845512179.webm

>> No.55218664
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55218664

Don't laugh, he was really scared for his life there.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686156896389029.webm

>> No.55218667

Sounds cool. Always in demand

>> No.55218689
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55218689

Apparently this is a thing. Some people just want to wage
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686157003809270.webm

>> No.55218719
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55218719

I feel for her.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686157124215561.webm

>> No.55218728
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55218728

Take me back
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686157172883801.webm

>> No.55218940

>>55218636
Story behind it?

>> No.55218991

>>55218940
N

>> No.55219022

Watching Hells Kitchen with my gf made me realize this show is the wagie Olympics. They are competing, not for a cash prize, but a salaried position working for Gordon Ramsay.

>> No.55219046

>>55218719
I don't understand...
Are all us youngsters transsexuals?

>> No.55219064

>>55219022
Haha, funny.
It's a little more to it.
They expect uniwue know how and gastro credibility to wage for him. So there's more to it.

>> No.55219068

>>55218584
I buy forklifts at liquidations.

>> No.55219167
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>> No.55219262

>>55218664
My brother just started working at Lowe’s…

>> No.55219309

>>55219167
>punishment

>> No.55219389

>>55218940
guy was confirmed to be homosexual redditor. basically guy was on the spectrum and was working as customer support and experienced extreme nigger fatigue

>> No.55219440

>>55218664
I'm ngl this dude is lucky that he has video proof he was forced to do something he was ill trained to do. He could probably get disability payments for life off that video. Live the high life as a NEET.

>> No.55219460

>>55218584
>bobby hill grows up

>> No.55219720
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55219720

unbothered. moisturized. in my lane.

>> No.55219913

>>55219720
he based. I'd leave a tip

>> No.55220002

I’ve got to convince my brother to quit his Lowe’s job.

>> No.55220138
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55220138

>>55220002
I'm sure he'll be fine :-)

>> No.55220179

>>55219309
Kek

>> No.55220219

>>55219720
>completely soggy with butter flavored basedbean oil

>> No.55220222

>>55218584
I think that's based, he must be a good salesman

>> No.55220314

>>55220138
I’m not worried about him dying in a forklift accident. I’m more worried about the embarrassment and long-term psychological implications.

>> No.55220346

>>55219440
Except he won't do shit.
>>55218689
Kmart's never had self checkouts, aka free labor from dumbass customers. Kmart had SOVL.

>> No.55220347
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>>55220314
I dunno, big-box retailer wagies seem like well adjusted normal people right?

>> No.55220348

>>55220138
Did they died

>> No.55220364
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>>55218584
>meanwhile, the guy that bought the forklift

>> No.55220418

>>55219167
does she also slap your balls if you loose the company a lot of money?

>> No.55220448

>>55219720
based big boy

>> No.55220456
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>>55220448

>> No.55220488

>>55220346
Kmart still operates in Australia and New Zealand, could be one of theirs.

>> No.55220505

>>55218940
>wagey gets yelled at by dindu
>dindu begins recording him because he thinks he's responsible for managing the entire hotel
>wagey spergs out
>dindu continues recording him while mocking him

>> No.55220506

>>55220418
>loose
Make.

>> No.55220508

>>55220347
No. I don’t know why he’s not too embarrassed to do it quite honestly. He seems to think it will help his resume somehow because he has many job history gaps.

>> No.55220538

>>55220138
Ok let's be realistic.. let's say the guy survived and he got fired...what's the worst outcome from this situation?
Would he get charged for the damaged or banned for life from working any related job again?

>> No.55220548
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>>55220508
He needs to get a REAL JOB

>> No.55220565

>>55220548
I would be happier to see him just NEET. I would gladly fund his lifestyle for a few years if he promised me he would use that time to do something actually worthwhile and desirable.

>> No.55220567

>>55220456
Lmfao when he tries to grab the entire thing of ice cream back

>> No.55220586
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55220586

Nuh-uh-uh!

We'll have none of that here!

>> No.55220719

>>55220586
The guy who stole it is supreme gentleman 2

>> No.55220756

>>55220219
yeah thats how we like it in America, now fuck off

>> No.55220785

>>55220347
Wow Sminem grew up fast.

>> No.55220863
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>>55220219
>Popcorn with butter? Yuck.

>> No.55221199
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Tech is continuing to layoff...

>> No.55221301

>>55220138
Clean it up it before you go home wagie!

>> No.55221417

>>55221199
Plastic country. Eating powder and tin can food.
Meme

>> No.55221472

>>55218940
Dealing with niggers.

>> No.55221482

>>55219389
Common case of xD plebbit iris. Tragic.

>> No.55221545

>>55220347
So this is breakroom anon

>> No.55221631

>>55219389
It’s kind of sad really. I remember one time when I was younger in my first few years of office work, I had what felt like a mental breakdown at my desk. Physically, I remain composed and I don’t think anyone could tell but I just how this moment of deep and profound despair and I wanted so badly to just freak out. I didn’t, but I did resign the next day.

>> No.55221723

>>55220863
Movie theaters use butter-flavored oil, which has a lower water content than butter so it makes popcorn less soggy.

>> No.55221884
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>> No.55221972

>>55219167
What would happen if I fully popped an erection after getting slapped?

>> No.55222095

>>55221199
I hate this cunt and I don't know why

>> No.55222108

>>55221884
Holy fucking kek

>> No.55222111

>>55222095
you know exactly why anon you just haven't found the words yet

>> No.55222192

>>55221884
Remember, ladies, you asked for this

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Help!

I'm in Red Nose Jail, and only YOU can bail me out, valued customer!

>> No.55222352

>>55220346
>Kmart had SOVL.
There is a Kmart less than 1km from me with self checkout. This SOVL meme is pushed by the biggest retards. Go read Mein Kampf.

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>> No.55222454

>>55219720
he's a big guy

>> No.55222492

>>55220138
it doesn't look like the forklift touched anything

>> No.55222502

>>55219720
this fatso will have a job serving popcorn in my mansion. and he will earn $150 an hour.

>> No.55222512

>>55220538
>>55220348
i believe he lived without a scratch

>> No.55222522

>>55220347
DANCE WAGIE

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>> No.55222539

>>55220538
im sure he'd be fired, but i don't think he'd be liable. there might be some negligence there. but the poor shelving is the fault of the business owner. there should be reasonable expectation of machinery clanging against the shelving.

>> No.55222549
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55222549

>>55222522

>> No.55222986

>>55218719
this shit can't be real, i did NYC breakfast with 2 other people. a manager and a waiter.

>> No.55223249

>>55221884
What a retard haha

>> No.55223300

>>55220538
Opposite. This guy can sue his boss for not having those shelves properly installed, getting fired is quite literally the least of his worries

>> No.55223328

>>55220548
This guy gets paid like $65/hr right?

>> No.55223346

>>55222111
I hate her too but also don't know why

>> No.55223385

>>55220538
The shelves were unstable.

>> No.55223400
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55223400

I took a sick day today and hit the gym and cooked a nice meal. Wasn't feeling wagecucking today.

>> No.55223487
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>>55220538
I work on a reach truck almost exactly like that, this video is completely the fault of the warehouse owner. That racking was tapped so gently, and yet instantly collapsed, a sign that it was both massively overweighed with stock and not built to standards. Take it from me, that racking was going to come down whether that guy hit it, or as soon as someone came to take that pallet out of the location and pressed their forks against the rack, that guy was just the unlucky sod who drew the straw.

Apparently this video comes from Poland, explains the 3rd world tier safety standards.

>> No.55223500

>>55219440
You do not need training to pick up boxes. Dude won't be able to sue for shit

>> No.55223524

>>55219167
pls tell me thats some porn intro

>> No.55223551

>>55219022
Kek I never thought of it that way

>> No.55223559

>>55218940
He was mentally ill and being harassed at work by some nigger, vid is of his mental breakdown.

>> No.55223581

>>55219720
Big guy probably gets lots of extra money from tips for this performance, they won't be laughing when he's manager.

>> No.55223595

>>55218584
How is a sales commission Job a wagie job? The only one that cares about sellman wages are the IRS. This is why every sellmen only get minimum wage + commission.

>> No.55223599

>>55223328
>no ppe
Doubt it, he probably makes $25 - $30/hr working for some boomer scumbag. But that guy is probably a retard so its all good.

>> No.55223600

>>55223500
That machine is not safe for that box. If he was told to do it by a superior, sure he could sue.

>> No.55223609

>>55221199
I worked for google, but for a non-californian branch. I know how much these bastards made and look like. She wasn't a dev.

I hate people who live with cats inside their houses.

>> No.55223619

>>55223599
True. He should have had a face shield at minimum.

>> No.55223625

>>55220219
Real butter doesn't make popcorn soggy. You must be using that margarine shit

>> No.55223629

>>55221199
I want to rape her and give her mental trauma lol

>> No.55223638

>>55223625
but yeah the stuff they use at the theaters is pure onions and should be avoided

>> No.55223648

>>55223400
I left early and just hung out with my dog all afternoon shit posting. I own my business though, was just feeling lazy. Stretching the job isn't the worst idea though.

>> No.55223651

>>55223600
It is. The box weights nothing. Dude is just retarded

>> No.55223668

>>55223651
Honestly I don't have a ton of training on that machine, my problem isn't the box weight, it's the pinch points when he has to have his arms out past the cab to support the box while going up and down.

>> No.55223699

>>55223619
In my experience the idiots that don't use ppe are happy to be underpaid or volunteer for sketchy work.

>> No.55223713

>>55219720
If I ever make it big in crypto, this is the kinda shit I'd do. Work a low key job and have fun with it and give zero fucks. In my mind, this dude is rich as fuck.

>> No.55223741

>>55223609
How much do they make?

>> No.55223746

>>55223713
Absolutely based post. Bless you anon. YAGMI.

>> No.55223766

>>55223746
You and me both, brother.

>> No.55223786

>>55223609
I hate people with dogs inside even more. Filthy. annoying, disgusting animals.

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>>55218664
>Tfw you remembered that he is being crushed to death by a set of cheap patio chairs that probably weigh 30 lbs together.

>> No.55224322

>>55218719
Half the zoomers are lazy lunatic snowflakes like her. The other half of zoomers are spitefully laughing from their garbage palace of neetdom.
I don't care what opinions you hold, what comes next is gonna be hilarious.

>> No.55224356

>>55219167
>the employees reportedly volunteered for the punishment
Maybe we do have more in common with the Chinese than we think

>> No.55225091

>>55220586
this is unironically hilarious, the fat piece of shit who proposed and his whore girlfriend look annoying as hell

>> No.55225192

>>55218940
Nigger fatigue

>> No.55225248

>>55222539
> but the poor shelving is the fault of the business owner

This wagies could sue for the bug bux

>> No.55225305

>>55220138
That's coming out of your paycheck, wagie.