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breakfast edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>> No.55212844

Why is British food so disgusting?

>> No.55212867
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>Angloslop

>> No.55212881

>masala
Island of jeets

>> No.55212928

aw hell naw

>> No.55212945

Market status

>> No.55212953
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After years of studying stocks, I've determined that my best strategy is to buy and hold an index fund.

>> No.55212963

>>55212834
Bacon sandwich is top tier at least.

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VIX futures market maker paypigs you beclown yourselves

>> No.55212972

>>55212953
Many dont come to this realization and bankrupt themselves first. I realize that I'd rather hlld a bond at 4% a year and lose 2% to inflation than to just lose 20% trying for 8%

>> No.55213031

>>55212953
Best strategy is to put most into an index fund, but siphon off a little to gamble each week or month... to scratch that itch.

>> No.55213039

I’m a true Anglo Saxon

>> No.55213062
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>futes

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I hit a bonus on the slots tonight. Your boy fathands is eating good tonight

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>>55212834
>Haggis in Top tier
>Shepherd's pie in Low tier
What the fuck?

>> No.55213126
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>>55212953
You will unironically make it

>> No.55213130

>sell stock after moderate gains
>it keeps going up
every time this happens I get upset and start praying it will go back down so other people won't make more gains than I did

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>>55212834
>bacon sandwich is mid tier
>not a single mention of chip butties
lmfao wtf is this shit tier list?

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>>55213067
john-chan i went to the casino and put my money in the slot machine and i press the button 6 times and my 5$ slowly went to 0$. is this truly fun? what am i doing wrong?

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>>55212953
Nigger I’ve been trading for 3 years and got the same return by doing way more work and stressing out. Suffering builds character.

>> No.55213170

Which is a better long term buy?
Coupang which is a korean e-commerce company going to India
OR
C3AI which idk what they do but the premiums on their options are primo.
Again, I'm looking for which is the best long term stock. Provide some rationale in your response.

Thank you chat gpt.

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I would need multiple millions of dollars to get the same passive risk free yield as my job pays me

>> No.55213176

>>55213172
>risk free
pussy

>> No.55213181

>>55212963
Put Mayo lettuce and tomato on it you stupid fuckin Brit.

>> No.55213185

>>55212953
we're going to make it. nearly out of 6 figure hell by doing nothing but consistent contributions. meanwhile the market timers are still living in their parents basement.

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>>55213157
You are gambling too aggressively. $5 a spin is top g shit. Start with a smaller amount per spin.

>> No.55213203

>>55213031
>siphon off a little
this little will get larger and larger over time

>> No.55213214

>>55213203
My index is the Tesla motor corporation. I siphon from that.

>> No.55213221

>>55213185
Well with such confidence you might want to share a screenshot of your 10 years pnl so everyone on smg can witness your superiority

>> No.55213224

>>55212844
Native Brits historically were EXTREMELY primitive people, thus the sloppy food that requires very low IQ to prepare. It's not until the native Brits started breeding with foreigners (Germanics, Normans, Romans) that the average IQ started to improve. These days you can still tell apart the 'pure' Brit with the mixed Birt. The pure being your average "footy" fan that eats all the trasg in OPs pic and rinses it all with 'lager', while the mixed Birt more closely resembles a normal, sophisticated human being and has broader food tastes.

>> No.55213228

>>55213203
And so will your dick
Embrace it

>> No.55213229

>>55213130
Next time, sell half and maintain an active SL

>> No.55213289

Imagine thinking the Europe BULLS will not pierce the 4300 hymen right at the open.

>> No.55213298
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>Twitch is literally killing itself with stupid decisions from manipulating sponsorships to adding fees to close accounts

Bullish for Amazon stocks? I heard rumors that Twitch has been an unsustainable shithole and its propped up for $45 billion recently, a sign that it could get sold off soon. Feels like that Mel Brooks movie 'The Producers'; try to make such a terrible product it flops and you still get all the money anyway kek.

>> No.55213321

>>55213150
Cheese and onion pasties not being in the list at all is a fucking crime, that shit is god tier

>> No.55213386

>>55213186
what should i play at the casino

is roulette fun

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Yields...

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>>55213221
Look at this glorious glow

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>>55213439
>400x300
come on

>> No.55213479

>>55213439
well just a fact that at the end of every bullmarket everyone shows off their portfolio and mysteriously only after a year or 2 we can't see one folio ?

>> No.55213505

>>55213298
amazon ruins everything it touches, their ecommerce only sells marked up chinese shit that places like walmart doesn't have the floor space to sell, and AWS is losing market share every year, also every single game they've developed and/or published has completely flopped
I really would not touch a company like Amazon, my shares divested last year and you bet your ass I closed my 401k with them and rolled it into a self directed IRA

>> No.55213517

did you remember to stay delta neutral anon?

>> No.55213519

When is my portfolio going to be worth enough for me to quit work

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>>55213519
Why would anyone but you know that?

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Crab plus crab equals dump right? They ain't pausing for no reason. Also you guys look really handsome tonight ;)

>> No.55213546

>>55213224
Actually it was the stable 4th/5th cousin generational marriage and the relatively safe and stable access to food that created the perfect environment for rich autistics to spend their time figuring shit out that created a IQ explosion. The Germanic tribes barely made a genetic dent, the UK’s makeup hadn’t changed much since the neolithic (till recently that is). Now it’s over.

Explain why Buffet is investing in Japan, any innovation will come from a safe, stable homogeneous society like theres.

>> No.55213573

>>55213546
theirs ><

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I miss Scoopsies
I love Scoopsies

https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0
https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0
https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0

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>futures

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>>55213587
>Make a new video or your sweet baby boy gets hurt.

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>>55213612
I have scoopsies insulated. Nice try chud.

>> No.55213626

>>55213587
least homosexual budlight enthusiast

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>>55213619
>Please Mr. Rocker. We don't know what to buy. Who is based and who is a virgin poster?

>> No.55213640

>>55213546
>figuring shit out
>created a IQ explosion

>The Germanic tribes barely made a genetic dent
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2015/mar/first-fine-scale-genetic-map-british-isles
>The majority of eastern, central and southern England is made up of a single, relatively homogeneous, genetic group with a significant DNA contribution from Anglo-Saxon migrations (10-40% of total ancestry).

>> No.55213643

>>55213639
DKNG puts

>> No.55213652
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Also honest question retarded niggers

-How will the minority of biz still make money if cryptos are dead ? I mean last 5 years BTC has been stagnant & not even out performed any average stock.

-Last time I made real money was on antsh*res, then ethereum, then link because the shilling hivemind works pretty well during bear markets. Thing is I didn't made enough money to retire since I've spent all the money I made. I had great years but now my folio is dry.

-Now that crypto is dead, how is the hivemind working here ? Because on SMG it has always been a shithole between VIX options gamblers & people dumping 100$ every year on a meme SPY ETF

-I came here on a regular basis since october & nobody shilled NVDA for one example. Or even good criticism didn't even took place about the market being at a good buy spot. No tickers, no ideas, nothing. Only gamblers.

-Thing is I tried twitter but after a few weeks it's easy to spot that it's a status game like youtube and smarter midwits sell courses to retards. No hivemind here.

-Tried discord channels in 2018 but it's full of egocentric parasites who could do everything to prove you're wrong, or ban you for no reason like any telegram chat.

-Where do you plan to find some good shills & new ideas where the market hit a bottom ? I thought about buying some scanner like on investing.com and learn about filtering stock since *pic related* some sectors / stocks perform really well even while retails go to shit.

What's your long term / swing trade strategy to fing gems ?

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>>55213643
Have you thought about doing a gofundme or patreon? Make videos if you get enough cash. It could help fund your degenerate gambling and I'd donate some of my gains.

>> No.55213698

>>55213652
>nobody shilled NVDA
have you never heard of our lord and savor, david soxl?

>> No.55213767

>>55213652
2022 obliterated most of the swingers, there used to be tons of tickers shilled here

>> No.55213799

>>55213698
Half time gamblers shill soxs then soxl. It's not constructive hivemind criticism, it's gambling mentality.
Also SOXL & SOXS are derivatives and drift down overtime which means increased risk for lower returns which also means gambling retarded mentality.
You could also say "ppecoin has been shilled there" or any shitco than made a good run over 2 weeks withtout counting all the scams which went under in a matter of days.

Nice try you might be one of these uvxy doom investors black swan high IQ play like Nicholas Taleb who loses everything over time.

>> No.55213803

>>55213767
Yeah as it turns out, its easy to look smart in a bull market. Still, while I didnt make money, I also didnt lose my ass on leverage or margin, so I guess I survived to the next generatipm of newfags

>> No.55213806

>>55213640
>10-40% of total ancestry
Tending towards the former. I live in a village named by the Frisians.

>>55213698
>everyone shilled NVDA
And we didn’t listen. Hope everyone has taken profit on that as there’s no way their numbers add up.

>> No.55213813

futuresfags?

>> No.55213818

>>55213799
What anon means is that NVDA is a semi play, and that SOXL/SOXS is a leveraged way to play it.
Of course it bleeds over time, its a levered etf. But you dont hold those for more than a few sessions anyways

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>yields

>> No.55213833

>>55213799
nvda and amd have been solid plays for years, most people assumed november 2021 was a blowoff top and that interest rates would hurt semis. dca into index funds and wait a few decades, idc

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>>55213767
last bear markets there was some good shills here. Now it's SMG PMG GME XRP LINK bagholders. I wish there would have been some good signals in october on biz. However nothing but trash.
Even in september I was finding some classic retarded darvas boxes with nice breakout only to wait october for an entry point.

Nothing expect gambling tickers shilled here.

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SIGA Homophobes

>> No.55213857

>>55213818
>But you dont hold those for more than a few sessions anyways

You just described gambling yourself.

I'm talking about 3 months to 3 years trades. Back in the day here you could have insanely rich thread with people shilling & fudding hard eth at 15$. I was here.
It was not a gamble it was an absolute madmen festival where you could just buy, wait 6 months and buy a new house. One of my friend dumped 5k at that time and cashed out to buy a fully paid house.

>> No.55213873

>>55213851
meh, they hyped that shit up like the next Black Plague and it barely stayed on the radar for a month. Anyway SIGA stonks it is.

>> No.55213874

Only poos, arabs and africans trade shitcoins

>> No.55213891

>>55213857
>3 months
>insanely rich
sir….. just buy the bitcoin

>> No.55213895

>>55213874
Soft commodities are the whitest thing to trade.

>> No.55213905

-I was on breach forum but it has been taken down. In any case it was a good hacking forum but nothing to make real money.

-8chn is full of retarded white suprmacists who think rapng 12yo childs is good for the society.

-rddit is and has always been a nightmare, prly used it 2-3 months when it opened. Earned lots of karma then I answered some guy that he was acting "gai" and my account has been permanently deleted from there. Never tried again.

-Twittr : status retards selling courses, I fried my brain wtahcing 1000 charts per day and reading way too much pre-digested garbage news.

-youtbe same as twitter but worse. Some degens autists make 200$/day sitting on a chair reading 20x indicators while eye bleeding. I could do 200$ / day supervising a swimming pool.

Where is the next hivemind seriously ?

>> No.55213910

>>55213891
that's because you were not there when this weaboo forum was full of people making 100k/day doing nothing.

>> No.55213916

>>55213840
I went long tech in october/november and posted about it a few times and got laughed at. Probably the 3rd time I made a good decision and the majority of /smg/ vehemently disagreed with me because the people here are nothing but beta-chasing, trend-following monkeys. You're better off lurking here and being the contrarian anything that seems excessively stupid

>> No.55213917

This crabbing is boring, markets fucking do something
>>55213662
I want her to smother my face with those cute feet

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>just invest in index funds
When did this meme start?

>> No.55213926

>>55213910
check the interest rate computer, the economic landscape has changed

>> No.55213938

>>55213916
actually that's also my strat at market tops but I thought that when the bear market lows are in some smart people would come back to biz to shill some degen ideas that would be then dumped on facebok & twittr retards.
Didn't happened this time and it's the first time biz is THIS much on the wrong side.

>> No.55213947

>>55213938
covid crash followed by post-covid mania attracted too many tourists from many places, The actual amount of mentally ill people posting nonsense here kind of makes people like me not bother posting legitimate stuff. Usually if more than one person is going crazy over a ticker these days it's a great short position to enter.

>> No.55213951

COIN is a once in a generation fractal shitco.
>shit business
>shit revenue streams aka just sucking money from customers with fees
>produce nothing of actual value
>insane SBC
>can't print money like overseas "competitors"
>long history of pumping and dumping shitcoins
If you like crypto, you hate coinbase. If you don't like crypto you really hate coinbase. Shit for brains management in a shit for brains "industry". And they want to pick fights with regulators to defend their wash trading.

>> No.55213962

>>55213905
Go back

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>>55213905
go back
>also theres been a large uptick recently of these sorts of cringe posters

>> No.55214004

Who /investing in non-tech stocks/ here?

>CROX
>BBW
>COKE
These look like buys

>> No.55214007

>>55213947
true that's why I hope we have not seen market lows on stupid tickers.
link need to be below 1$
tesla need to be below 75$
gme need to be below 11$
etc etc
Then I truly hope retarded bagholders leave for good & smart people come here again. However i'll probably have to wage my entire life & embrace the idea of grinding a meme career hoping to reach top income lvl while dumping into VOO KO and every dividend artistocrate waiting for my senile days to recover from the grind. what a shit life

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>futes

>> No.55214019

>>55213992
I will never understand these posters honestly and I think these posts are the reason biz is infested with retardation.
Basically the same pattern as twittr fags creating "rolls".
You don't know what to say and feel retarded ?
>go back
>go back
>go back

What a shitfest

>> No.55214021

another low vol europoor dump

>> No.55214031

>>55214019
4chan will always be good because it passes the 'nigger' litmus test, although there is a new troon janny who is cracking down

>> No.55214032

imagine begging for a hivemind

>> No.55214040

>>55214019
Fuck off, faggot. Nobody wants you here.

>> No.55214044

>>55213925
AIslop

>> No.55214054

>>55212953
this strategy also requires you to have a decent job and work it steadily for 35 years, a small detail worth noting

when what remains of your hair is gone, your glorified savings account will make a fine inheritance for your neo-zoomer grandchildren

>> No.55214061

>>55214054
>zoomer children cant even imagine the state of that.

ALSO; thought on TNA/RETL?

>> No.55214082

>>55214040
You thought you would be upvoted here ?

>> No.55214118

QQQ 1.37% red today? Maybe.

>> No.55214120

>>55214016
Ain't nuthin, it's fine it's been much lower and closed green in the last month

>> No.55214149

>>55214118
its just a europoor dump, will reverse when real American patriots take control

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>>55214118
>vix up
>volume down trend
>most megacaps looking red pm
>nvda down
>btc down

yeah im thinking blood red today

>> No.55214191

>>55214169
>VIX 14.23
IT'S OVER SELL SELL SELL

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>>55214169
>VIX at a 3+ year low of 14
>It's over

yeah for boob

>> No.55214261

Newfag lurker here. I'll post the best QRDs and info you won't see anywhere else someday, I promise

>> No.55214273

>>55213612
NOOOOOO! DON'T SUCK MY COCK! DON'T FORCE ME TO CREAMPIE YOUR PUSSIES.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>55214082
GTFO and don't come back

>> No.55214291

>>55213831
What the fuck is that? Some broken down sattelite?

>> No.55214303

>>55214285
you should apply to be a mod post on rddit you'd be actually useful
Also frogpsting is from newfgs who can't even find barely usable memes.
8chn has 1000x better dank memes than these gays frogs.
You should consider :
-become a tron
-become a mod
-Combine both
-kys

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I wonder how long snibby is going to squat on the chart this time
>>55212834
>bongs have a dish called faggots
That's new to me.

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>>55214082

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>>55214303
>you should apply to be a mod post on rddit you'd be actually useful
>Also frogpsting is from newfgs who can't even find barely usable memes.
>8chn has 1000x better dank memes than these gays frogs.
>You should consider :
>-become a tron
>-become a mod
>-Combine both
>-kys

>> No.55214429

>>55214424
Not saging /smg/, just a carried over name.

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>>55214424

>> No.55214560

Let's say your calls made a shit ton of profit but your still bullish on the stock. do exercise the call and keep the cheap stocks, sell all your calls, roll over?

>> No.55214571

>>55214560
always take partial profit. the goal is to earn money, not beat the market or some ego fulfilling quest.

>> No.55214572

AQB and TLRY 2021 Meme bros, be honest...

is it over?

>> No.55214578

>>55212953
Why do people come to /biz/ if their conclusion is "stocks are hard so I'm going to be a boomer".

>> No.55214586

>>55213067

My 2 team parlay lost

RIP

>> No.55214695

I can stay insolvent longer than the market can stay rational.

>> No.55214709
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I hate being poor. And fat.

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>>55212963
bacon is haram, your children will be muslims

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Over the past few weeks now futures has barely moved. Is this what they are supposed to be like? I am so used to futures being up or down bigly that seeing them like this makes me more nervous.

>> No.55214800
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>>55212834
Real list. Also removed cauliflower cheese because that's about as British as a Philly cheese steak.

>> No.55214803

So I was watching Tucker on Twitter last night and he got me thinking about how we should use the media's corruption to further our greed and how to profit off of their lies.

>> No.55214809

>>55214798
Vix is sleeping so futures are going to be flatter than an Asian boy lady.

>> No.55214906

I just shorted Shit&Poop 5000 and Nasd-ACK

>> No.55214917
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>China exports more vehicles than Germany and Japan
This is not the future I wanted.

>> No.55214920

Isnt this shit gonna pullback someday ? Everything is overbought

I wanna SLURRRRRPPPP
Seems like a cup n handle, we going to ath and beyond on QQQ ?

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>futures

>> No.55214950

>>55213857
There is too much dumb money in crypto now to have those insane pumps

>> No.55214958

>>55214917
Imagine feeding chinks
no jews no woos that's what I say

>> No.55214978
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>>55213517
No. Shit, I'm delta p!

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Every single week I swear is the week I eat rice, salad, chicken and beans and get my weekly spending below 40 bucks and every week around wednesday I'm already over that limit. I have nothing to spend spare money on but food but I really hate that 'inflation is down' but somehow places keep raising prices by 5-10% every few months. Fuck you Powell.

>> No.55215004

>>55214995
Get a job

>> No.55215015

>>55214995
just pour the money on the market first, like in nvidia

>> No.55215026

>>55214800
>that list
As a med cuisine appreciator, I pity these niggers. No wonder their men left the island in search of spices

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>>55214995
Stop being poor and buy what you want. This is financial advice.

>> No.55215044

>>55213851
China got its first couple cases, and things are raging in Japan and Taiwan, but US and UK numbers are waaay lower than last year. All this is is BVNRY vaccine shilling.

>>55213873
Same deal as before: SIGA won't moon unless we see some crazy infectiousness mutation happen. It might do OK but almost certainly worse than last year's bump.

>> No.55215045

>Just a casual day on DAX
>China Data forgotten after 2 hours
>ISM data yesterday forgotten after 1 day
The memorypower of bulls dwindles with every day

>> No.55215059

>>55212953
>>55213031
That's what I do.
90% of my money is in FZROX, SCHD & FFSFX.
Every 2 weeks I'll put in another 1k to invest & play around with
Recently took a risk on PACW & sold for a good profit

>> No.55215060

>>55213873
Funny how they dropped it as soon as dogs and children started catching it.

>> No.55215100

>>55215045
>China Data forgotten after 2 hours
That was unusually bad data. I can only assume that China stimulus became a more real possibility which was interpreted as bullish.
I think it was bad enough it needs to get priced in some.

>> No.55215140

>>55215060
It's not funny that the fags were fucking kids and dogs and the media goes whoops nothing to see here folks.

>> No.55215162

>>55215140
And the reporting stopped morseo because the cases did. Vaccination and natural post-infection immunity really were sufficient to contain poxdick, which was always a possible bear (kek) case.

>> No.55215169

>>55215100
What's not being interpreted as bullish? ISM at 50 after months and no reaction. DAX reacted funnily, but recovered a day later as if nothing happened. It's peak fuck data market

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55215175

>only 19% of eligible americans have roth IRAs
>of the 19%, 64% of them no longer contribute to the roth IRA (they're in retirement)
Why don't more people have Roth IRAs? If you're a single male, putting $1000 into a roth IRA grants you a $1000 tax credit.
The government pays you to invest in your retirement.
Are Americans just dumb, or are they poor?

>> No.55215189

4300 hymen here we goo

>> No.55215194

>>55215175
Sounds like a great ponzi that's on the verge of breaking

>> No.55215201
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>>55215175
Dumb. You cannot expect blacks, browns, or the retarded (women) to arbitrage future tax rates. So absolute maximum adoption is, what, 25%?

>> No.55215210

>>55215194
If you don't know what a roth IRA is then just say it. But don't make yourself look draft

>> No.55215225

>>55215201
True.
The funny thing is IRAs don't rollover until the tax season is done.
So it could be 2024, you could put $1000 into your roth IRA, then file your taxes & get the $1000 back the same day LMAO.

>> No.55215231

>>55213224
>>55212844
>>55212867
White food typically is meat and vegtables. I jsut imagine someone eating their sugar slime curry or asian food while saying beef and vegetables with salt is plain.

>> No.55215233

>>55215210
I'm no burger, I don't care, not my problem.

>> No.55215237

>>55215175
Yes

>> No.55215253

>>55215045
DAX will break all time highs and moon feom there. Don't fight it, you will simply get buck broken

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>>55215175
>Are Americans just dumb, or are they poor?
What's the difference?

>> No.55215263

>>55215225
>& get the $1000 back the same day LMAO.
Retard spotted. You don't get a tax credit for a Roth IRA contribution since the future withdrawals from that account are tax free. You do get a tax credit for traditional IRA contributions, but it's not $1000 off your taxes, it's $1000 off your gross income, so you will save $1000 x your tax rate.

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are there 0DTE options for russell?

>> No.55215278

>>55215175
I need to make enough money trading to justify calling it my business for tax purposes before I can contribute to mine again, and if I make too much then I can't contribute anyway. I'll worry about that when I get there.

>> No.55215281

On what is the market currently pumping? Today was only bad news until now...?

>> No.55215301

I thought yesterday was memeday on DAX, but today takes the cake

>> No.55215302

IS THE ANON WHO CHASTISED ME FOR SELLING PBR SAYING "SAD" HERE????
???????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????
??????????????????
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???
?

>> No.55215308

>>55215281
why are you obsessed with the news.

>> No.55215331

>>55215302
Based

>> No.55215339

BOIL
just made a trip to the ISS

>> No.55215342

>>55215308
Bad news as in DATA, not fuckin news article by the press.

>> No.55215362

Why can't you bruteforce compare every single stock with the index to pick the best ones that outperform the market consistently?

>> No.55215368

I capitulated and bought a house in a really nice neighborhood in a great suburb. Fuck Chicago. Not my problem anymore

>> No.55215385

>>55215368
Is it normal here to treat this general as your personal blog?

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>>55214995
I buy 8 lb bags of Great Value pintos
1 lb bags of Great Value *brown* rice (white is fast carbs, brown is slow carbs)
and cans of Great Value whole kernel corn (pintos and corn together form a complete protein).
also cans of KR brand collard greens because they are the only canned greens that aren't seasoned and thus high sodium.
i make mushes of these things and sometimes chop up hotdogs into them.
I buy the large tubs of Great Value oats also, and Great Value natural peanut butter. I put Great Value raisins from the largest tubs into the oats and also sometimes the peanut butter for a snack. Sometimes I even put some of the oats into the peanut butter. My meals and snacks are
DIRT
FUCKING
CHEAP

>> No.55215393

>>55215362
Nothing outperforms the market consistently.

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55215403

Should I or are AI ETFs a bad fucking idea?

>> No.55215422

>>55215342
Markets are going up on news that Hunter Biden lied about his income and got caught. His father hasn't been caught yet, but it's only a matter of time.

>> No.55215434

>>55215385
It's pretty much expected, yeah.

>> No.55215437

>>55215403
>should I buy the top of hype
yes

>> No.55215455

how many of you are actually in the 6 figure club? 7?

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>>55215437
>top
Anon, AI is in its infancy.

>> No.55215462

>>55215455
Yes

>> No.55215477

>>55215460
EVs were in their infancy 2 years ago as well. Hype goes faster than actual developments.

>> No.55215487

>Cathie Wood hikes her Coinbase stake by more than $20 million during SEC-fueled plunge
this bitch is mentally ill

>> No.55215489

>>55215460
You could have said that the Internet was in it's infancy as well in the year 2000.

>> No.55215495

>>55215455
I highly doubt anyone here makes 7 figures/day.
If they say they do they're probably lying.

>> No.55215496

>>55212834
>30% of those surveyed didn't like bangers and mash
Well, you surveyed a bunch of morons.

>> No.55215504

>>55215455
post GME was a brief period where a substantial amount of anons were in the 5-6 figures when most used to be four figures. I believe we have gone back to most anons having 4 figs as they gave their gains back to the market being degen gamblers, but we have more 6 figs than we used to (myself included). At a minimum with both wage inflation and the number of older people and tech bros here, I would estimate 10%-20% of us are in 6 figures club but a rare 1% is in seven figures.

>> No.55215535

>>55215489
And if I'd put all my money on Microsoft 23 years ago I'd be a millionaire by now.

>> No.55215556

816k Net Worth

>> No.55215558

>>55215455
I just assume most of this general is in 6-fig hell nowadays. It's the bare minimum port size to see meaningful upside from trading.
You may see frequent 5-fig RH accounts, but those are often just side portfolios.

7-figs is more rare, as 99% of the population does not earn enough to rapidly accumulate such level of wealth. So it's more an indication of age than anything else. This general is mostly consisting of posters in their late 20s to early 30s.
There are a few inheritance leeches though, a few lottery winners, a few tech bros who've aged enough to finally break the barrier, and the rare successful trader who saw their whole portfolio 5-10x, and has somehow managed to avoid giving back all those gains this past year or two.

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>>55215455
6 figures. Hopefully 7 if we get another bull run like last decade.

>> No.55215568

>2 year yield 4.538%

>> No.55215569

>>55215535
Yes, if you choose Microsoft and not the myriad of other losers of the 2000 tech bubble

>> No.55215586

>>55215535
5x over 23 years is 7.2% per annum, it's good, but not crazy. If instead of MSFT you put it in MNST you'd have 900x instead of 5x lmao.

>> No.55215603

>>55214291
That's a cloud.

>> No.55215606

>>55215586
Find me the next MNST

>> No.55215624

>>55215455
Bro six figures isn't even impressive anymore, so yes. Anything below a 6 figure worth is pretty much poverty

>> No.55215636

>>55215624
You don't think 6 figures/day is impressive? You're a liar.

>> No.55215659

>>55215636
6 figure a day income is “impressive” 6 figure net worth is poor. I’m poor

>> No.55215662

>>55215636
it's not. I make 6 figures and struggle with homelessness.
>just move
then I would be making 5 figures and struggling with homelessness.

>> No.55215670

>>55215455
Was low 5-fig, then I embraced the coomcat early on and have been comfily sitting on my bags mid 6 figs since. smg was very fun during that period

>> No.55215691

>>55215662
You make 6 figures/day and struggle with homelessness? You live too lavish.
>>55215659
We're talking about per day. 6 figure club means you make 100,000+ per day. What else could it mean?

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>>55215271
3 days a week in IWM

>> No.55215704

>>55215691
anon, nobody is retarded enough to come to fucking 4chan of all places and ask how many people here make six figs a day. That was obviously a portfolio size question. Goddamn

>> No.55215722

>>55215704
>not even beating 6 figure a day inflation
ngmi

>> No.55215723

>>55215704
That's what I thought too. I was like, people here aren't making 100,000k+ per day why even ask

>> No.55215727

What do you guys think about buying T-Mobile stock? They offer some of the cheapest data in the US via NVMOs like Mint Mobile (Which they own now). With a recession looming I feel like they are setup to grow since they are cheaper than AT&T or Verizon.

On top of that the stock is down to pretty much what it was about a year ago due to the fud about Amazon potentially becoming a data provider (not going to happen).

I feel like this is a solid play for longterm calls but wanted to get input from you guys

>> No.55215734

>>55215704
yeah i thought the portfolio thing was obvious.

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>there are people itt who don't gain 7 figures/day after hourly inflation

>> No.55215741

Bros made 2k buying AI near open selling at 11am I want to do it again but I know I’m about to get Ass blasted. Tell me it’s a bad idea

>> No.55215742

>>55215723
>100,000k+ per day
Chump change. Call me if you disagree. You know my number

>> No.55215749

>>55212834
Why is God tier the unheqlthiest tier?

>> No.55215752
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10y yield possibly back on the rise

>> No.55215753
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>futes

>> No.55215762

>>55215704
>>55215723
projecting
some of us here make 7 figs by not stopping to pick up a penny on the ground while fucking our tradwives and chopping wood with one armed single blows.
SUCKS
2B
(You)

>> No.55215786
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>>55215727
I literally don't know anyone with T Mobile. This is financial advice.

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55215794

Predict Today's market open

>> No.55215800

>>55215786
I'll take that as a buy signal then since normies aren't buying

>> No.55215802

When the fuck is the bullrun starting?

A few years ago I was memeing to everyone I knew who was playing the stock market that we will have a Japan tier stagflation for decades.

For fucks sakes I hope I didn't meme that to reality, I'm sorry bros if that's the case...

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>>55215794
It will.

>> No.55215809

>>55215786
>I don't know how infrastructure works

>> No.55215816

>>55215794
im gonna guess around 6:35 today. someone will be late

>> No.55215827

>>55215385
you can only talk about soxl for so long.

>> No.55215830

>>55215802
its been going on for 3 months now

>> No.55215838

uranium

>> No.55215842

>>55215752
>>55215568
i told my uncle to buy t-bills becaues he wanted some place to keep his money. i wasnt wrong in that advice was I?

>> No.55215843

>>55215385
>t. seething rentoid

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>>55215809
>I don't understand that companies need customers

>> No.55215860

>>55215842
No. I've received this advice and it seems sound. But I'm a gambler so I can't help but trade it instead.

>> No.55215861

>>55215670
>PM
lol, lmao

>> No.55215875

>>55215845
T-mobile had about a 1/3 share of all wireless subscribers in the US so I'd say they are doing alright there.

> Verification not required

>> No.55215879

>>55215842
t-bills are a ponzi scheme. You're getting 5% more dollars over a 1 year hold, but where do those dollars come from? More dollar printing.

It's similar to staking crypto.

>> No.55215890

At least I post my direct contact info

>> No.55215894

Tbills are the only good investment right now. Anything else is just gamblers who get off to throwing away money.

>> No.55215906

>>55215802
>>55215830
sometime i feel like you tards dont even look at charts. NQ/ES straight vertical this entire year

>> No.55215917

>>55215879
does it even cover the inflation? you are probably losing money with bonds

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>>55215875
It appears I was wrong. T Mobile might be a buy. But I'd still wait for it to break and hold above $150.

>> No.55215927

>>55215917
After taxes, no.

>> No.55215928

>>55215917
as opposed to what other 6% guarantee?

>> No.55215955

>>55215928
you gotta risk it for the biscuit. buy low sell high, its not hard

>> No.55215962

>>55215928
>guarantee
This line of thinking is where you fucked up. It's not guarantees, but probability that leads to success. Make the odds work for you.

>> No.55215995

>>55215962
>>55215955
so you want me to tell my uncle that bonds arent a guaranteed retrun and he should buy soxl if he doesnt want to have to have his money sitting in his bank acconut? great advice smg.

>> No.55215999

>>55215455
I am, though it'll dip below 6 figs on a decline. I received most of it in inheritance in like 2018 and getting that much money all at once made me try to learn what to do with it because I had no idea. I still dont. So I've hardly gained anything in 5 years because I am retarded. At least I havent lost money.

>> No.55216017

>>55215906
some indexes went down jan to march so i didnt include it just to be safe.

>> No.55216024

>>55215727
NO
FUCKING
DIVIDEND

>> No.55216033

>>55215995
>bonds are fake yield
>lets buy one of the highest beta leveraged ETFs
amazing logic. There's nothing in between that could possibly solve your problem.

As for what to tell your uncle, let him hold the bonds but rather than hyping it as a guaranteed return you should recognize that it's capital preservation. Even at 5% nominal yields, it's still essentially just capital preservation.

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>>55216017
Only indexes that matter are SP500 and Nasdaq.

>> No.55216083

Why not just dca into boomer index funds rather than gamble?

>> No.55216088

>>55212834
LIVESTOCK BABY; YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

>> No.55216093

How about TMF lads? is time to go in now that the inflation is officially over?

>> No.55216119

430 HYMEN

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>>55212834
>classic british food
low tier: fish'n'chips
garbage tier: everything else

brits have accomplished the impossible: shitty tasting food that's ALSO unhealthy
nuke this island already

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haha holy fuck

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Every bull's got a plan until the opening bell rings.

>> No.55216169

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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>>55216169
Based
CAM ON STOCK MARKET LET'S SCORE SOME FACKIN GAINS

>> No.55216188

I firmly believe that if u shprt this market, you are retarded.

>> No.55216190

HAHHAHAAAA I MADE SO MUCH MONEY ON THAT IWM DILDO!!!!!

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>>55216163

>> No.55216213

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55216216

NAZDAQ

>> No.55216217

>>55216163
I TOOK THE FUCKING MONEY AND RAN!!!! THEY CANT TAKE MY GAINS FROM ME UNLESS I GO BACK IN!!!!!!!

>> No.55216222
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BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO

>> No.55216224

SELL SELL SELL

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holy fuck WTFWT! retard pump

>> No.55216235

How does NU keep going up forever

>> No.55216248

lime go up drank em bot up

>> No.55216263

>the fed has released an official recession prediction every month for a year now
>every month the % chance is higher
>its at 70% now as of sunday
>market mooning

AI?

>> No.55216272

This market doesn't care about anything anymore. Bad China data is bullish. Consistent bad China data for months even. Can only get better, right?
>priced in

>> No.55216279

>>55216263
recessions have been bullish for awhile now, keep up anon.

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55216281

>>55216263
higher for longer means bullish until longer

>> No.55216284

I am officially out of all of my AI meme stocks that I have been bag holding for weeks which means you can all pump it to the moon now.

>> No.55216288

>>55216263
>still trying to apply reason to the clown market

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>>55216263
I keep telling you guys Biden cancelled the recession last year but no one ever fucking listens to me. It's like you guys don't even watch the news.

>> No.55216322

>>55216235
Brazil is unstoppable. 14% interest rates and they've already beaten inflation.
I mostly shill PBR here but the whole EWZ and EWZS etfs are great too. Prefer EWZS since the other one is heavily in VALE which is more dependent on china.

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I'm sailing away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8

>> No.55216369

AHHHHHHH WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!

>> No.55216372

We're not getting the recession I was promised from all these rate increases are we ? Wtf

>> No.55216380

>>55216369
why do you use the 1 minute chart?

>> No.55216391

>>55216369
double down

>> No.55216395
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I cashed out of my ES long because it kept chopping around. I bet we'll break out of this chop and continue up

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>>55216344
Of course you would trade options on Russell shit. But good job this time.

>> No.55216413

>People are buying AAPL
>AGAIN

>> No.55216414

I feel sorry for bobos at this point, they have been getting heemed for months without mercy.

>> No.55216433

This it, this was it. The top. GG
Stock money flowing into Treasury

>> No.55216435

>>55216413
Zoomers are the future.

>> No.55216442
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NEW PARADIGM

>> No.55216445

PLTRannies??

>> No.55216451

>>55216435
But AAPL Revenue last Q was less than year before. Apple laptops are trash. Even the phone is garbage. I hate handling the Iphone 6 for my parents, when they ask me something. I use Android, way easier to handle.

>> No.55216452

>>55216433
Did she fucking start the auction yet? Holy shit it’s taking her long enough

>> No.55216459

nasdaq is STRUGGLING to stay above the 2022 august high. this is a false breakout

>> No.55216460

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

>> No.55216462

430 imminent

>> No.55216480

>my numbers are green
>/smg/ tells me to sell because it's a fake rally
Can't it just be that I'm really good at picking stocks?

>> No.55216481

Lmao tha ALGO Chaos right on the hour

>> No.55216486

>>55216459
Nasdaq is down because of overexposure to Megacaps. SP is moving up because of the large and mid caps moving with the Russel. It's not false it is the opposite of a false pump.

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>RETL
possible sleeper?

>> No.55216492

>>55215175
Except some retard invests my money for me and, at best, gets me 9% gains on average with no protection from massive 30% drawdowns like we saw in 2022. Or it all gets put into bonds/money market and doesn’t beat inflation. Wow!

>> No.55216493

>>55216451
what else are we supposed to invest in

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wtfwt

>> No.55216507

BOC surprise hike. Canada is based now, fuck these economist bitches with their wrong estimates and bets on rate cuts

>> No.55216518

Mpw up
Arcc up
Wpc up
It's coming up roses boiz

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I GOT SHAKEN OUTTA MY 0 DTE PUTS!!!!

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>>55216480
>Can't it just be that I'm really good at picking stocks?
Nasdaq is up over 30% this year. It's not hard to pick a winner right now. But I also believe in you.

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>Buy unshakable stock at local unbreakable support, 100% confidence in it
>-3% red dildo right away
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55216528

>>55215175
I make too much to contribute to it now.
At work my retirement plan is a Roth at least. But idk I've been poor with my retirement investing. I have $120k in my Roth IRA and I believe ~$80k in a 401k, and $80k in a Roth 401k and then I'm sitting on $350k outside of retirement accounts for investing and other shit.

>> No.55216532

>>55216522
Now THAT'S a sexy poo.

>> No.55216547

Cmon crash, it's so easy, go down.

>> No.55216552

>>55215175
I have a Roth IRA but I make too much money to get the credit. But yes most people are dumb and poor.

>> No.55216556

>>55216532
DON'T TALK LIKE THIS ABOUT EMILIA

>> No.55216570

>MSFT Dump
Why?

>> No.55216575

>>55216556
What? She's a sexy, sexy poo, even if she only has 40% a brain.

>> No.55216594

>>55216051
SCHD

>> No.55216601

This market is unstoppable. It refuses to go down. We’re going to see SPX at 5000 soon.

>> No.55216604

>>55216594
Pft.

>> No.55216607

Now imagine JPOW doesn't hike after Canada doing surprise hike. He will be called the biggest faggot ever. He won't even be able to go to concert with a cap, no cap.

>> No.55216608

>>55216604
Didn't it outperform the S&P when dividends were included

>> No.55216610

>>55216601
Anon the algos are trained to ignore obvious bait come on now.

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>>55216607
>YWN get fucking puddled with JPow and listen to a 20 minute Dark Star played by John Mayer
Why live?

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What's going on techbros

>> No.55216642

>>55216607
JPow can pause, and then go back to hiking. It's happened before...

>> No.55216662

>>55215922
Alright. Set a limit order at $125 for 50 shares. With how uncertain the market is right now this feels like the only play I can make that has a 90% chance of making me money...

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OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55216674

>>55215175
I put money into a traditional IRA (employer matches) and a Roth am I just wasting money

>> No.55216677

>>55216642
CANADA KILLED THE S&P. LITERAL TERRORIST ATTACK

>> No.55216685

Sorry guys. I'm being punished for holding onto my TQQQ position. All my fault.

>> No.55216688

>>55216642
I can also wake up and then go to bed again, but it's better sleeping through.

>> No.55216704

>nasdump dumping
>soxl ripping

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>>55216665
>OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55216717

Betrayed the leafs again

>> No.55216724

>>55216677
>first it was lungs full of cancerous Canada smoke
>now they're attacking the stock market
IT'S A CHINESE-CANADIAN PLOY!!!!! CANADA IS ATTACKING AMERICA!!!!

>> No.55216751

>>55216642
Mein Neger

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>>55216706

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>>55216685
>I bought ATM calls

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No.

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55216808

>made money on the move up at open
>made money on the selloff
Imagine not trading both directions

>> No.55216820

New thread

>>55216803
>>55216803
>>55216803
>>55216803

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Baking...

>> No.55216839

>>55216608
Share to share SPY performs better and has historically paid a better divie then SCHD. Same with VOO and VTI.

An argument can be made that SCHD is better exposed to Compounding interest but that has more to do with it crapping while the S&P is going up only seeing real growth during bull markets.

If it's in your IRA then you are golden but if taxes are eating your divies then you aren't really out performing. Most people do not have it in a tax differed account and are performance chasing under the disguise of being longterm.

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Look I'm better than you and I can prove it
Set up your best defense Im running through it
Check out the play by play with John Madden
Xzibit and EA Sports we come smashin'
Yeah! Its all in the game
Let me explain, bringing the fame
You can set it off in the rain, set it off in the snow
Forth down and one to go
Run your own franchise boilin' with Team Ecko
I'm here for one thing to smash the other team
Breaking you down, everything you pass is out of bounds and incomplete
Ecko unlimited athletes making you stumble and fumble
Your offense in deep trouble

>> No.55216947

tesla is green

>> No.55217703

>>55216146
BuT wE nEeD aI dAtA cEnTeRs

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>>55215535
The s&p500 has outperformed Microsoft since 2000 actually.

So has gold, strangely enough.

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>>55212834
Toad in the hole is properly called pigs in a blanket you heretic. Black pudding and haggis are goyslop tier. Bangers and Mash is God Tier. Bacon Sandwich is also God Tier. Shepherds pie is top tier. Yea Chicken Tikka masala is jeet tier, people of poor character enjoy that. Pic related.