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55207721 No.55207721 [Reply] [Original]

Gentlemen, do any of you have a personal secretary?
I'm starting a company, and was considering hiring a personal assistant of some sort.

What's it like?
Does one hire male/female, younger/older?

>> No.55207745
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55207745

>>55207721
you will hire a poc disable

>> No.55207753

petite blonde high school senior is the only option here

>> No.55207757

>>55207753
this

hire a 18year old and groom them

>> No.55207770

Would you like to hire me? I'm unemployed, speak Italian, English Spanish, and of course my background is similar to any anon around here so you can expect me not to delete system 32 or click on scam and malware for normies.

Here's the catch, I'm am europoor, and your can pay me in crypto if needed.
Likely will be cheaper than any roastie out there and more efficient than a jeet.

>> No.55207883

>>55207757
>them
how much of a faggot are you?

>> No.55207889

>>55207770
I'm sorry, fren, this is just a consideration for now - I'm waiting to land a few proper clients first, and will then hire someone.
But, it IS an IT company, and I was looking for someone who might be willing to help do remote help desk work, and I'd rather hire a fellow anon over anyone else any day of the week.

You got an e-mail address, fren?
If you're willing to wait a tiny bit, I would be glad to have someone help me out.
And the language variety helps.
I'm in Ontario.

>> No.55207909

>>55207883
>he doesnt want a harem of 18 year old models

what are you gay?

>> No.55207955

>>55207889
Oleandroso@gmail.com

This is my secondary email, I'll give you my main on the go, but I keep my eye on this too most of the time.

Many thanks for the consideration.
I'm in Italy.

>> No.55208079

>>55207721
You should make you're busy enough to need one. Secretaries sre for you life has so much going on that you can barely manage your own schedule. You don't wanna be wasting $35,000-$60,000/yr for your ego's sake.

>> No.55208405

>>55207955
You are very welcome, fren.
I will see what I can do.

>>55208079
For sure, anon.
This is mostly for when I need a dispatcher for my on-call technicians.
And someone to sort through whether an "emergency call" is actually "we forgot how to restart the machines" vs "the entire facility is on fire".
I'm waiting until I gross 300,000 yearly.

>> No.55208570

>>55207745
Could this actually be done to me?
I'm planning to keep my employee count below 20, I believe the laws don't apply then?
Threshold is 50, I think.