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55204668 No.55204668 [Reply] [Original]

I'm in the office rn
waging
aren't you?

>> No.55204692

Waging from home, shitposting in the meanwhile

>> No.55204702

no I live of inherintance and plan a trip right now
It'll last me a year or two but I live in the moment

>> No.55204718

>>55204692
FPBP

>> No.55204719

>>55204692
that's a little better I guess

>> No.55204722

>>55204668
uhhh about that

>> No.55204753

>>55204668
NEET MASTER RACE

>> No.55204756

>>55204668
nope, I'm in the bedroom that I grew up in my parent's house in my underwear farting, watching a movie, posting online and eating a nice McDonalds breakfast.

>> No.55204765

>>55204702
N-----ino

>> No.55204794

>>55204756
>eating McDonalds
disgusting
I would hate being you
can't imagine when you go to the bathroom

>> No.55204801

It's 9am, do you know where your wagies are?

>> No.55204810
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55204810

I have a dentist appointment this morning so I get to LARP as a NEET for a little bit

then I have to get back in the wage cage

>> No.55204815

>>55204794
once I like being me that's all that matters bucko
>farts<

>> No.55204968

>>55204692
This I slept the first hour and a half of my “work day” and have been shit posting since. I’ll hop on my 11 am meeting while eating breakfast and then I’m done for the day. Well I had to turn on a server for the boss man a second ago so I guess I technically did some work today. Cheers wfh bros. May go for another cuppa.

>> No.55205031

In a factory doing absolute nothing.
The machines are working and I need to check them once in a while.

>> No.55205045

>>55204668
wfh was a dream job. Then I got married. Now wife won't leave me the fuck alone all day. I'm starting to understand the 40yo dudes who came into the office despite having wfh options.

>> No.55205094

>>55204692
fpbp never going back

>> No.55205111

>>55205045
if you have a spare room put a lock on the door and make it your home office.

>> No.55205183

>>55205111
I have a separate office, but she comes in at least twice a day to talk about bullshit with me. We used to only talk on the phone in the evenings and see each other on the weekends. Now we're around each other all day. It's miserable.

>> No.55205194

>>55205183
>long distance marriage
lol wtf

>> No.55205244

>>55205194
We moved in together when we got married

>> No.55205256

>>55204668
I have a sleeping night job where all I do is take care of retards by watching Batman Begins with them before bed and exclaiming “oh shit!” at the right time so they feel like they have a real bro. All while I browse 4chan DCA my 1k per week. Looking for an easy fun day job too.

>> No.55205265

>>55204702
Dividends, live off your inheritance for a life time.

>> No.55205310

>>55205244
>he fell for the "don't cohabitate with a woman unless you're married" meme
would you buy a car without taking it on a test drive?

>> No.55205358

My home is my office and I'm downloading Diablo 4 right now while reading all of the FUD (news) about the SEC suing everyone

>> No.55205422

>>55205310
It gets even better. We cohabitated, then moved out, then got married and moved back in. I am top retard.

>> No.55205493

>>55205422
what is it exactly that makes you annoyed with your wife?

>> No.55205589

>>55205045
My wife has a job that isn't wfh else this would happen to me as well. She's usually nice to be around though.. it probably would be exhausting though. Men just need some alone time now and then.

>> No.55205625

>>55205493
>>55205589
Just being around her all the time. Like anon said, too much of a good thing can make one sick of it.

>> No.55207384

>>55204692
Pretty much this but working out rn.

>> No.55207398

>>55204668
I'm at your house sucking on your wife's tits

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>>55204794
>disgusting
>I would hate being you
Kek hello cope department?

>> No.55207437

>>55204692
WFH sucks and is soul crushing in the long run unless your job requires you to leave the house from time to time.

>> No.55207496

>>55205625
I did the nuclear family LARP a long time ago and I would literally just atop at the a store like Target or Wal-Mart just not to have to go directly home. Sometimes I would just sit in the parking lot. This was before smartphones were a thing.

>> No.55207516

>>55207496
Man, after work yesterday I drove to a town 18 minutes over, walked around and bought a soda then drove back just to get out and away for a bit.

>> No.55207548

>>55204668
i am too though
>t.didn't listen and take the wfh coding pill in 2021

>> No.55208149

>>55204753
Based

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>>55207437
I agree but my office is all woke rn for pride month. Would a company that refuses to do D&I shit get canceled?

What about an ad campaign:
>Superior product, no gay shit.
To not allow that is exclusionary.