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This is all happening because I broke my nofap streak yesterday.

The last time I broke a long streak, Putin literally invaded Ukraine the next day.

Don't coom bros, you will switch to a worse timeline if you do.

>> No.55198594
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>>55198558
LET IT BURN
LET IT ALL FUCKING BURN

>> No.55198944

>>55198558
True

>> No.55200514

>>55198558
I always feel like I have bad luck if I fap. I never jerk off before anything important, even a the day before

>> No.55201067

I died in my dream tonight and manifested a different timeline of vast riches. Wagmi

>> No.55201078

If thread gets pruned regular shitpost
If thread stays up
Part of a fascistic poorly designed social experiments that is in the most purest sense a crime against humanity

>> No.55201315

>>55198558
The solution to that is very simple understand The meaning of Islam by reading the Quran. Educate yourself to the point you’re able to have a halal income stream to provide for you and your family(to be) live by the teachings of the Quran as much as you can and you will see your life change for the better. Alhamdulillah (praise and thanks be to Allah) for Islam.

>> No.55201325

>>55198558
I coom at least three times a day, nothing ever happens. Well, sometimes the number goes down when I fap and i feel like God.

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>>55198558
So did I come out of your dick? Why do I have to be penalized because you bopped your baloney?

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>>55198558
Coomers doomed the world.

>> No.55202184

>>55198558
I wish this wasn't true, but it is.

>> No.55202194

If you cum every day multiple times a day the timeline stops mattering

>> No.55202195

SEC is equivalent to china's crypto banning escapades in prior years
the US is too weak now

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>>55198558
I broke my nofap streak yesterday too
I 100% believe this conspiracy

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Bros its so hards not to coom, how can I be stronger?

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>>55202232
Read mein kampf and think of me next time you masturbate

>> No.55202447

>>55198558
It's comforting to know we are mere NPC simulacra in your own world anon.

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>>55198558
I coom every day, trying to get back to the real timeline.

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>>55198558
dw bro, I'll start nofap today to back you up.