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Copium Special vintage edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>Previous >>55150812

>> No.55153017
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30 day constant maturity VIX roll yield is over 16% as of right now
SHORT THE VIX

>> No.55153018

oil bros the time is now

>> No.55153020

tiddies

>> No.55153025

LATELY I'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP

>> No.55153032
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>> No.55153033
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Anon you don't win wars by fighting first and then looking for victory. You only fight wars you know you're going to win, if you think you're going to lose you must withdraw your forces without the thought of disgrace and wait for reinforcements.

>> No.55153036

Buy NVDA

>> No.55153041
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inb4 file deleted

>> No.55153043
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>>55153036
we gaan

>> No.55153044
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Look at gold, the true arbiter of reality

>> No.55153045

it's over, there will never be volatility again

>> No.55153046
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ÖL

>> No.55153052

>>55153045
Biden is dumping the strategic volatility reserve.

>> No.55153056

>>55153045
>>55153052
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage
physical VIX shortage
>physical VIX shortage

>> No.55153058

Christ, look at CCJ too.

>> No.55153062

BABY I'VE BEEN
I'VE BEEN PRAYING HARD
SAID NO MORE COUNTING DOLLARS
WE'LL BE COUNTING STARS

>> No.55153063

4210, told you this retard market wants to go there.

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>> No.55153067
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>>55153009
I just want to thank all you lazy, wanking, smiggers. I’ve never baked a general before (on a phone no less), and I owe it all to your incompetence. What a great place!

>> No.55153068

>>55153043
did he died?

>> No.55153072

>>55153058
Pretty impressive how hard it's been outperforming KAP

>> No.55153073

>>55153009
>tattoo
instantly dropped her from a 7 to a 5

>> No.55153081
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>>55153009
pltr still ripping

>> No.55153085

>>55153009
is that jacqueline from porn

>> No.55153092
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>> No.55153094
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>>55153067
I used to bake from my phone while in traffic. It’s not hard.

>> No.55153098

>>55153068
on re-entry

>> No.55153099

>>55153072
KAP is about to get the LUKOY treatment.

>> No.55153100

Is SOXL, natgas and oil all /smg/ is trading? Throw some other bone

>> No.55153104
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>mfw still no job after 6months, 200+ job applications and 30+ interviews

Should I just learn to trade seriously and live off it ? Is it even possible ?

>> No.55153105
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Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>> No.55153114

what possesses someone to buy and hold BOIL

I work as Natty Gas construction contractor and we are getting a lot of work set up for next 3 years, I agree that Natty Gas is probably a good 3-5 year play but why the fuck would you pick BOIL a leveraged etf

>> No.55153116

>>55153104
How? Even I found a low-pay wageslave job.

>> No.55153117

>>55153104
yeah start with this

>Mark Douglas - How to think like a professional Trader (all parts) | Trading Psychology Seminar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s--sCEcYIGI
> Mark Douglas Discussed Trading Psychology, Risk and much more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4YzRhILFE

open a free account on tradingview and paper-trade for 6months the sp500 future. just 2 points means you earn 200usd.day with 2 lots, it's doable just by putting moving averages 20, 50, 200 and some rsi or stochastics and trading 1hr before the newyork open.... Open an account to a cheap broker like ninjatrader or optimus future, margin for 1 lot for sp500 is 500usd. The problem is that people want more than 200usd/day and they start fucking up.

actually tradingview says you need their paid plan to paper trade the futures, so just use the cdf ''us500'' from oanda or peperstone as an equivalent for the demo account

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>>55153009
Who is that?
Also holy crap, DXY dropping a dookie while commodities are skyrocketing. Yeah, that sure is deflationary. At least my Gold and Copper is going well. The hell is happening in this market?

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>>55153104
I feel bad for you kids experiencing your Great Recession moment. The good news is you're here and actually trying to get your finances right. You'll probably make it.

t. graduated right after 08

>> No.55153128

VFC has kept plummeting, I thought it would bounce hard at $20 but it's still going down. How can a company who owns some of the biggest clothes brands in the world be performing so poorly?

>> No.55153131

>>55153094
There was a time when extreme ironing was a thing. People would set up a board and iron shirts on mountain tops, whilst skydiving, etc. you get the point
>extreme baking when?

>> No.55153132

How do I long the Vix on Schwab?

>> No.55153135
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SOXLsisters what the FUCK was that

>> No.55153137

>>55153118
>>55153085
It’s some Russian OF whore

>> No.55153140
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>Professional Diversity Network
What do you call this pattern?

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>>55153009
How can you value a stock if companies don't share profits with stock holders?

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>VIX: -11.5%

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>>55153114
>being
>this much
>of a pussy

>> No.55153156

schizo market is so tiring

>> No.55153158
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OOOO OO OO OO OOOOOIL

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>>55153009
>no " - Stock Market General" in the subject

>> No.55153163

>>55153105
Dividends are how a stock should be valued though. Otherwise it's a ponzi

>> No.55153166

>>55153114
Scared money dont make money hoss

>> No.55153167

>>55153099
Part of me hopes so. That Ukraine invasion gave me some of my best trades of 2022.
Seems more like some specific distrust though, considering KSPI is still trading steady and well above the lows from the initial invasion, when fears were that Russia would slide right into Kazakhstan next.

>> No.55153168

I have been completely heemed beyond belief
I might as well buy BOIL to top it all off now

>> No.55153173

>>55153147
How do I get calls on Schwab?

>> No.55153176
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55153177

>>55153118
August data will be great, if Oil stays at 70-80.


I actually don't understand how now suddenly the June hike is off the table despite it being +50% the last weeks. The jobs report is indicating a hike.

Is it because of that new gay "skipping" rhetoric?

>> No.55153182

>>55153104
It's possible if you have like $400,000 bare minimum. You have to have a large enough account that the profits you make can be reinvested back into your trading operations AND cover all your expenses which is basically just lighting the money on fire. The better you get at trading, the more of a horrible prospect lighting money on fire becomes. You end up in a situation where really good traders start considering living in tents with a laptop so that they can minimize their cost of living to maximize their trading profits and to make everything easier because if you have $30,000 walking out the door per year from your trading operations, you could have probably stuck that straight back in and used it to soften some of your drawdowns. The whole enterprise of trading for a living is a nightmare. I make good money doing it and I'm still like "hmm maybe I should get a part time job, so I don't have to pay myself out of my trading account to cover living expenses..."

>> No.55153183
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I took profits yesterday and now I'm missing out on $155 in gains...
FUCK
I got spooked by yesterday's crabbing
They spooked me....

>> No.55153184

dividends more like shiddidends

>> No.55153196

Must be nice to be a boomer.
>Parents fight to keep the nips and krauts from ruling the world.
>Watch in awe as mankind triumphs and puts a man on the moon.
>Given a golden opportunity to become a manufacturing and technological powerhouse.
>Bitch about having to fight commies because you just want to stay home and take acid.
>Proceed to squander every opportunity your parents gave you, so your insurance company can pay a shrink to tell you that your parent's never loved you and prescribe you your happy pills.
>Convince your children they need to go into debt to a degree for a job that isn't there because you sent the opportunity overseas.
>Take on tons of debt to support the ukraine because your dementia ass forgot the russian's aren't commies anymore.
>Die happy because of the medication.

>> No.55153197

>>55153118
>holy crap, DXY
Looks like the top is in?

>> No.55153208

>>55153177
>Is it because of that new gay "skipping" rhetoric?
Literally this. If two Fed speakers and Nikileaks all talk about "we're not pussying out!", the Fed's pussying out.

>> No.55153211

actually i'd like to revise that to
>dividends more like shid-your-depends

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>>55153168
at the very least you should wait until after the contract roll starting 6th business day of june and lasting 5 business day.

>> No.55153222

soxlsisters... we have been unheemed. we're back

>> No.55153227
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>>55153184
>>55153211
>wouldn't get it
You just wouldn't get it, desu

>> No.55153233

AAPL hits all time high today?

>> No.55153252

>>55153227
how bout this one
buybacks more like buyb-ACK!s

>> No.55153255

OK, market will crab from now on. Hope you all made your money!

>> No.55153268
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>>55153177
>suddenly the June hike is off the table
Wait what? Is that official? Are these motherfuckin banks serious? ECB and FED alike, completely useless. Either a pause or pathetic 25 bps. Inflationary rate of 20%+ over two years isn't good enough for them? Are they gonna drag this out to 2025?
I am so sick of this greedflation.

>> No.55153277

>>55153233
Based

>> No.55153283
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Anime girls are always right. They said buy!

>> No.55153290
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>>55153268
>Wait what? Is that official?
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1664032629807624193
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1663976394223755264

>> No.55153298

time to sell hard
i am ready

>> No.55153301

>>55153140
That is the sheckleburg slide

>> No.55153304

>>55153283
so the little girls made me money, whats next? When do I stop making money?

>> No.55153306

>>55153163
If a company never pays dividends, it's not necessarily a "ponzi." You'd also get cash from your shares in an eventual acquisition or liquidation, so you can use those when valuing the stock.
And even if it's best for a company to pay dividends once it's big and mature, that doesn't necessarily mean it should pay dividends now.

>> No.55153308

>>55153208
It's so dumb. Skipping, disinflation. All these new retarded words. Although skipping implies the intention to hike further, just not now. Maybe it's not that stupid, but the market is a retard immediately reacting in way the Fed doesn't want it to. The Fed has to accept the market is fighting it, so it should fight back if it wants to stay relevant or respected.

>> No.55153310
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>>55153304
When the little girls quit existing.

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oilbros ww@

>> No.55153324

>>55153117
moving averages at 20, 50, 100 minutes?

>> No.55153325

>>55153308
>if it wants to stay relevant or respected
Their job is to do whatever their bosses tell them to. If that means sacrificing those things, then so be it.

>> No.55153333
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>>55153323
Right here Mahmoud, I bought more HAL this morning.

>> No.55153343
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>REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE MARKET SHOULD BE CRASHING!
God it feels good to be a bull.

>> No.55153352
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predict today's market close

>> No.55153358
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Sell.

>> No.55153361
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>>55153352
Yes.

>> No.55153371

So there's no good share plays? All the solid jokes are in indices today? Gaaaaaaay
>NVDA
I said GOOD plays

>> No.55153374

>>55153352
4pm

>> No.55153381

>>55153352
I think it's going to close late, like 6pm EDT.

>> No.55153382

>>55153352
I predict that it will close.

>> No.55153393

>>55153323
B-BUT DID BIDEN REFILL!? DID HE BUYED!? THE SPR IS EMPTY, HE NEEDS TO BUY BELOW 70!!!!

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>OKTA

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>>55153333
Impressive, very nice. Also, is that anime watchable?
>>55153308
They haven't been respected or relevant since 2009, m8. The market has long since then realized that it can easily fight the FED with negligible repercussions. The banks are now artificially maintaining medium-to-high inflation to increase profits, erase debt, and kill the lower class

>> No.55153404

>>55153352
VWAP $419
probably $420.30

>> No.55153406

>>55153352
Close to what?

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>>55153371
today is about positioning yourself for the big bull run into bonds. Right now safety is cheap, but safety is about to cost you more money.
This is why VIX. #FlytoSafety while you still got your wings, #GnomeSayin'

>> No.55153412

when will anime be real?
it's truly the greatest crime in history to dangle waifus in front of us like this

>> No.55153414

>>55153397
It’s awful and funny. Very cliched and just outright stupid, the guy on the right wrestled a bear two episodes ago.

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>>55153324
the numbers are the numbers of bars taken into account to calculate the EMA, what people call ''period''

also the proper way to use indicators is to use the same but with different ''period'', one fast, one medium, one slow.

And last tip, using the 15 or 30min chart with the 1min or 3min chart to peek into the 15min or 30min candles, so that you can see the inversion of the trend coming.

Dont forget that all successful traders share the same psychology, but not the same techinque. Technique is really personal and there is no right or wrong indicators or even timeframe, or even using order flow or candles or ''time and sales''

>> No.55153421

>>55153397
>The banks are now artificially maintaining medium-to-high inflation to increase profits, erase debt, and kill the lower class

Absolutely true, but you never here that on news or from the Fed or ECB. Although JPOW a few weeks ago declined wages being inflation driver, but didn't dare what he thinks is the real reason, but he knows. ECB on the other hand tries to gaslight us into thinking wages are an inflationary risk.

>> No.55153422

>>55153196
There is almost nothing in the world I hate more than a boomer.

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>>55153418
ES on 3min

>> No.55153434

>>55153352
About 4pm there may be some shenanigans for a few hours but the big moves should be done at 4pm EST.

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WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

>> No.55153436

>>55153352
One way or another SPY is going to 425 in the near future. Whether it's today or next week, it is running on some sort of unnatural fuel that is just dragging it higher. I'm guessing short algos are getting smoked and driving it up.

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>>55153435
I don't buy on green days.

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>>55153421
Yeah, Powell is trying to skirt around the problem but he makes it clear that he is in the know.
Lagarde and Viceroy are just sociopathic bastards that legit want us begging on our knees

>> No.55153475

Reminder that VIX *can* go negative. Producers can't stop just because the price is low.

>> No.55153513

>>55153436
Pretty much the optimism is coming from the fact that the Powell Hammer demonstrated just how strong the economy really is and rate hikes for now are perceived as bullish. The main reason being almost everyone is still running on 20 years of free money. Regional banks dying doesn't mean anything because they are seen as relics that should have died years ago.

So until something actually happens like the Gov can no longer gurantee funds because they ran out of money we'll probably continue to head back to the previous high...

The issue is that's what the market did before the Big One in 2008 we hit the previous ATH and then the market fucking died for 6 months.

So no one knows anything.

>> No.55153523

>>55153435
We were supposed to crash on the debt deal so obviously we pump.

>> No.55153529

okay
predict what'll happen to the debt ceiling in senate?

>> No.55153533
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>>55153435
I did I bought $20 of VT. Sorry.

>> No.55153539

>>55153529
Itll be passed.

>> No.55153544

So, this almost completely coordinated looking pump. Is this the nature of a MARKET where there are BULLS and BEARS? I mean, I knew it would happen, but that doesn't really look like there is a fight.

>>55153466
And de Guindos!
This 6,1% will probably make a nice reversal the coming months. June was the month Oil started dropping last year. Will only be worse yoy in July-Sept.

>> No.55153551

>>55153529
i predict there will be at least 50 amendments voted on, including ones regarding funding for the ukraine. none will pass, and the bill will get through as is with a few based republicans like Rand Paul voting no.

>> No.55153557

>>55153475
I already got my limit orders ready for getting paid to buy VIX

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Do I buy back in

>> No.55153564

Mkt rallying on skimmer saying he’s gonna rush thru senate lmfao

>> No.55153574

>>55153513
Agreed. Whenever I see the VIX drain as low as it is and with such consistency, the "trade seems too easy" and usually something to counter that "easy trade" is brewing. Few trades are ever as easy as "long SPY" currently is or "short SPY" was a couple months ago without eventually getting a torpedo through it.

>> No.55153576

Stop buying the "dip" on nvda you fucking clowns. It's not fucking funny. Let it die.

>> No.55153578

>>55153561
Give in to temptation anon

>> No.55153584
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>>55153561
Yes.

>> No.55153585
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>>55153578
I might!

>> No.55153588
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>NVDA dip yesterday completely erased
YOU CAN'T STAND IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS. I wonder how many people got burned shorting tech this year

>> No.55153596

>>55153576
don't fight the greedflation, flow with the greedflation. embrace the AI revolution upon us. AI is the second coming of our lord jesus christ. and the ai will judge us if we are worthy.

>> No.55153611

>>55153418
makes sense, thanks

>> No.55153612
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Any KOPN bagholders in here? Up 66% in 5 days... but I'm still down 66% total. Kill me bros

>> No.55153627

Hello sirs, would any you be interested in trading some of your NVDA shares for some Bonds? They're backed by the US Government ya know.

>> No.55153630

>>55153588
??? It's still below 400, LMAO, you bought at 420?

>> No.55153640

When will spycels and Nvidia CHUDS leave fantasy pretend play time land? Shit has been overbought for an hour

>> No.55153655

Ok now look at SPX. Frozen, no movement. Is nobody trading anymore? Is the trade so balanced that the index doesn't move anymore more meaningfully. How does that work? It's 10:45 am EST, not night.

>> No.55153663
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>>55153561
Hurry before we pump even higher

>> No.55153665

>AAPL: 179.99
>AAPL ATH: 181.36
And you thought negative revenue growth was bearish?

>> No.55153672

AAPL at 180, LMAO. On what is this trash still rising? Their last Q was garbage, wtf is going on?

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>>55153640

>> No.55153682

>>55153665
bogleheads will roll soon

>> No.55153683

>>55153655
We're teetering on a big drop not even the redditchuds can slurp

>> No.55153689

>>55153672
Next week is their developer conference where they'll shill a $10,000 VR headset.

>> No.55153690

>>55153665
Lmao, same thought.

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>>55153612
Why haven't you been averaging down, fellow Sean Young appreciator? Then you'd probably be green right now

>> No.55153696
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>DKNG

>> No.55153720

>>55153655
I talked to this with a buddy who also trades at a picnic over Memorial Day. As far as we're concerned it's all algos passing shares back and forth with each other. You take the population of the U.S. How many people work 9-5? How many of those people can actively trade? Of the people not working, how many of them are actively trading? WHAT are they actively trading? When you start to think about it, it's impossible for the movement to occur on the market in the way that it does by anything other than mostly machines trading to machines. How many people are scalping and in the grand scheme of things, what sort of size are those people using? Enough to move AAPL around? The guy working in a call center? The movement on the market is largely artificial. It's Vanguard trading to Vanguard, Blackrock trading to Blackrock, and all those guys trading to each other. When people want to actually want to make real deals, they use dark pools or do things off exchange. The rest of us have to use the commoner market.

>> No.55153722
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55153722

Pumps over NVIDidiots. Pack it up

>> No.55153729
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>yesterday every single one of my stocks was red
>today every single one is green
Is the market bipolar?

>> No.55153731

>>55153678
Who is this greasy bitch I keep seeing

>> No.55153734

>>55153729
The magic of the VIX dropping, jesus, 12%

>> No.55153736

Why is CVNA up 25%

>> No.55153740

oh you're a soxlsissy?
name 3 holdings

>> No.55153741
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SOFI bros?

>> No.55153746
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>>55153041
Why do they do it?

>> No.55153747

>>55153689
>55153689
The problem is they could sell anything and these retards would buy it. So why not some stupid 10k headset, fuck me, they are genius.

>> No.55153754
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>>55153746
rofl I didn't even notice.

>> No.55153755

>>55153736
Exit pump

>> No.55153760
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>>55153665
>And you thought negative revenue growth was bearish?
Priced in last year. Do you honestly expect Apple to meaningfully drop? Is that a joke? You do realize you are talking about Apple right? The most valued company in the world producing vital goods to keep the economy running such as phones or watches and... other essential things. Consooomerism won, just accept it. People would rather starve than deprive themselves of this lavish environment we have created

>> No.55153769

>>55153760
They're about to drop their goyslop VR too.

>> No.55153772
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55153772

Tick tock

>> No.55153773

>>55153755
Dude it’s been basically straight up the past 6 months have you even looked at the chart? Looks like it’s gonna go back to 100$

>> No.55153774
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Proshares has a "split committee". Please contact them and inform them we need a BOIL split and a UVXY split stat. If enough people email them, they will do it faster guaranteed

>> No.55153777
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55153777

will the Prophecy be Fulfilled?

>> No.55153776

>>55153772
Congress just abolished the M2 limit.

>> No.55153789

>>55153731
>not a josiecel
move along, criminal scum

>> No.55153790
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>>55153777
Absolutely kino minimalist modern art TA.

>> No.55153794

>>55153731
>>>/wsg/5117229

>> No.55153809

>>55153794
Did they purposefully choose the ugliest people they possibly could?

>> No.55153812

>>55153773
lol. Lmao.

>> No.55153816

Hate it when the market opens down and then I check back 4 hours later and suddenly it's up.

>> No.55153823

>>55153691
I didnt want to risk yet more money, it was just a fun little side trade kek
I bought some yesterday on the upswing, maybe I miss some of the games but I'm trying to ride the momentum

>> No.55153826

>>55153655
>10:45 EST
It's 12:59 EST

>> No.55153827

>>55153760
>priced in last year
What...? Mumus guys..

>> No.55153830
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>>55153789
I guess she’s slightly more fuckable than Letty. Mind you, I’ve only watched about 15 seconds of random clips.

>> No.55153836
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55153836

>look at the candles yesterday
>say "it looks like it'll bounce tomorrow, based on those other candles"
>it does
Is candlestick trading the cheatcode for the market?

>> No.55153840

>>55153826
Oh, right. Sorry, I live in germany. Miscalculated.

>> No.55153859
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>>55153830
What did (((they))) mean by this?

>> No.55153868
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>>55153777
checked, excellent repeating digits

>> No.55153872

>>55153769
>VR
A completely serious question: what use does VR actually have? They have been trying to hype up VR for more than decade now and it has delivered... nothing. What good is it? Nobody wants to wear some damn cumbersome headset. VR might just be the biggest meme I've yet to see in this tech sector
>>55153827
NASDAQ fell last year by 35% right? Pretty much everything was priced in then right?

>> No.55153895

>>55153836
>candles
I knew because it was obvious they'll do some bad data pump + debt limit bullshit if not today, the latest tomorrow.

>> No.55153907
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I just want semis to go down so I can grab more shares.

>> No.55153909
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>>55153872
For the random normie consumer, none. For design and industrial capabilities, infinite. I'm just saying Apple will drop some new product and the retards will flock to it to say nigga you ain't up on this.

>> No.55153913

>>55153018
Which ones ?

>> No.55153914

>>55153872
Doesn't this mean on the other hand that it was overpriced in 2021?

>> No.55153927

>>55153895
Well if we're going with that logic then oil is going up until this time next week, then violently and ass-shartingly down.

>> No.55153933

>>55153872
VR was a meme, is a meme, and always will be a meme. It's overpriced and all the games released for it are early access tech demo trash. Despite how hard they try, it will never be a thing.

>> No.55153937
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+$472 for the day and I'm out early

>> No.55153938
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I found this if anyone wants it. The video was about a month ago.

>> No.55153950

>>55153927
How was I supposed to know you were talking about Oil?

>> No.55153953

>>55153740
NVDA and uh..uh NVDA

>> No.55153970
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>>55153859

>> No.55153972
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>SPY over 420
So where is the crash,bobos?

>> No.55153980

OH SHIT!!! THE BIG ONE IS HERE!!! SHORT EVERYTHING!!! MICROSOFT IS NEXT!!!! THE PRIDE MONTH OF BOYCOTTS HAS STARTED!!!
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1664294952032157697

>> No.55154005
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HOLY CRAP the big NASDAQ dogs are almost ATH again. I can't believe bobos were that delusional. Just check out Microsoft

>> No.55154008

>>55153980
Why do these gaming companies not understand that nobody cares or that it can even be to their detriment?

Are they advertising that also in Saudi Arabia and other nations alike?

>> No.55154024

>>55153576
dont you wanna load up a put on the next parabolic move to counteract your long bias portfolio ahnohn

>> No.55154037

jannie?
are you okay?

>> No.55154038
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>>55154008
>Are they advertising that also in Saudi Arabia and other nations alike?

>> No.55154043
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55154043

So... when's the dump start?

>> No.55154045
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>>55153972
2 weeks when it crashes all the way from 430 to 420! Then we begin the run up to 450.

>> No.55154048
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>>55153972
>debt limit raised
>US dollar practically worthless due to inflation
>congress quietly moving to push CBDC
this is literally the generational bottom

>> No.55154056
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>>55153318

>> No.55154060
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>>55154048
>TFW you're telling your nonbinary progeny about how SPY was $400 back in the day

>> No.55154062

>>55154008
When these virtue signaling companies start changing their profile pics for gay month etc. they typically don't do it for region-specific accounts where it'd cause a backlash. So I doubt it.

>> No.55154081

>>55153323
I went long and now it's dumping

>> No.55154085

>>55154060
>that shit-eating grin
I'm buying.

>> No.55154087

when is MICROSOFT going to buy SNAPCHAT?>>55153980
>>55154005

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>>55154085
Heed the Tony smug index.

>> No.55154104
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Anyone else stoked on uranium stocks, right now?!
I HOPE SOMEONE LISTENED AND BOUGHT SOME NXE CALLS/SHARES

>> No.55154111
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>>55153729
Is this your first week?

>> No.55154120

>House prices rising again
>More sales this may than may last year


Thanks. Houses have gone down 5% whole rates have become 8 times more expensive

Where's my crash?

>> No.55154125

>>55154085
lmao, I was just thinking the same thing

>> No.55154132

>>55154120
While*

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>>55154008
To be fair about 90% of gaymers are faggots and trannies so this is the one time they got it right.

>> No.55154142

>>55154111
>Netstorm
based

>> No.55154148
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Can someone, anyone, tell the NASDAQ-100 to stop for a bit? I can't buy enough, it's climbing too fast.

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>>55154120
Oh, you can't hurry love; you just have to wait.

>> No.55154160
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>HARKER: IT'S TIME TO HIT THE STOP BUTTON FOR AT LEAST ONE MEETING

Remember: Always fight the Fed. They're pussies.

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>>55154060
Sit down children let me tell ya how your ol Uncle shrewdly bought Large Cap and Total Market Indexes slurping the dip and establishing our family as a powerful investing clan.

Well the year was 2022 and the whole market was panicking. Well I didn't buy the FUD so siree I just sat down and said you may be stirring trouble you ol market but I'm gonna reign you in.

So I set to the task of buying. I bought it all the way to the bottom! Them bobos and normies they were howling about falling knives. But let me tell ya you might get cut but you look pretty cool if you catch a falling knife.

That's right I bought VOO under 400 nowadays you could buy a 19oz of pop with that.

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>>55154120
What part of "you will own nothing and you'll be happy" are you not understanding?

>> No.55154168
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>>55154120
House production is down, immigration up, rates up, greedflation in... what this means is that supply is down while demand is up. Dude, come on, did you honestly expect some kind of property crash? People have crazy money now that americans no longer need to pay for university and got free money because of a flu.

>> No.55154169
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>image deleted
Gay pride month doesnt mean sodomites get to run everything
>turning a month dedicated to fertility into a month dedicated to death
B...bullish!

>> No.55154171

>>55154062
I know, hence I asked if Microsoft does it atm too. As if anybody cared. They just want more customers. New demographic as there are at least many more openly gay and trans people. Same with fat people (Calvin Klein ad)

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>>55154165
>That's right I bought VOO under 400 nowadays you could buy a 19oz of pop with that.
I laughed, then felt bad. I better go practice scientific notation.

>> No.55154177

anyone holding both BOIL and UVXY

>> No.55154186

>>55154176
You won't have to. Fedcoin will be a thing by then.

>> No.55154189
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My transfer didnt show up so i cant buy. but iim scared of submiting it again and overdrawing.

>> No.55154199

>>55153323
I sold for a minor profit

>> No.55154203

As long as they don't make AI gay, we're green.

>> No.55154211

"When in Rome?" am i right fellas?

>> No.55154222
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>>55154171
Yep, they're smarter than that
https://twitter.com/xbox_saudi?lang=en

>> No.55154221
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/VX and /Lean hogs bros
someone get the lights...

>> No.55154225

>>55154203
Open AI is already extremely gay, literally trannies

>> No.55154227

wish i had more money to make plays with....

sucks to be a poorfaggiot

>> No.55154228

>>55154221
Lean Hogs were pumping yesterday despite all other contracts going down

>> No.55154232

>>55154225
I mean surface level, rainbow flag, Bud Light tranny gay.
By the way, are Modelo sales really up?

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>>55154227
>faggiot

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>>55154221
>cotton
Nigger bros....

>> No.55154255

>>55154221
No need to mention BOIL bros because they're all already dead.

>> No.55154256

>>55154211
you're right, i should go to the bathhouse tonight

>> No.55154264

>>55154232
ChatGPT is literally the 2nd coming of Christ, it will judge us. Repent, and accept Jesus/ChatGPT as your savior before it's too late.

>> No.55154268
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>>55154246
We ain't pickin' no mo' 'till we's got that reparations money.

>> No.55154276

nvda 400 by eod.

>> No.55154283

>>55154276
Pessimist. Try EOH.

>> No.55154284
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Theres no volume up here Mumu
The Air is thin. You'll have to ease the heavy bags.

>> No.55154287
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>>55154228
The age of lean hogs are over
its now the age of Cattle

>> No.55154307
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>>55154287
>Mumus going up in price

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>>55154268
Well, is that so? Gets me my buck breaking machine.

>> No.55154319

Looking like a lot of losing momentum trying to stay above the high of august 2022. Not looking good

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>>55154307
Yup Mumu's 'follo doing very well lately so there price should be higher

>> No.55154342

Does anyone know a good small cap stock to invest in? I'm not boomer enough to take satisfaction with +10% like some oil boomer.

>> No.55154346

reversal is on for TGT

>> No.55154348

>>55154342
Just use margin or calls lol

>> No.55154387
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>>55154342
Just buy the ETF
SLY or IWM

>> No.55154398

>sell everything today on predictable fake and gay pump
>buy back tomorrow

>> No.55154400
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55154400

What're you buying?

What're you selling?

>> No.55154406

>>55154342
Try these ones fren, fresh from the screener for volatile small caps :
MLR
PCYO
SAMG
GLRE
WEYS
UTMD
NODK
DJCO
ESQ

>> No.55154425

>>55154400
Buy growth, sell entropy.
>growgrowgrow

>> No.55154429

>Apple Customers Say It’s Hard to Get Money Out of Goldman Sachs Savings Accounts
>Some customers with Apple savings accounts, which are a partnership with Goldman Sachs, say it has taken weeks to withdraw money.
kek

>> No.55154447
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XLU down lol 1%

total risk on today

>> No.55154448
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55154448

Remember when the world was going to collapse because the US debt Defaut?

>> No.55154449

>>55154429
Ah, the ol' Blackstone.

>> No.55154458

Ummm... Why is SKEW so high?
Does that mean we are about to crash?
https://www.cboe.com/insights/posts/dawn-of-a-new-era-brings-on-the-existence-of-skew/

>> No.55154473

>Microsoft inks deal for A.I. computing power with Nvidia-backed CoreWeave that could be worth billions

BILLIONS

>> No.55154476
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I have to pass my series 7 in about a month and a half

>> No.55154490

>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
Sounds like a bunch of electricity is going to be needed for when all these AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI get rolled out
>How is electricity made
___&___

>> No.55154495

>>55154429
Kek no refunds, quite literally.

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>>55154473
>could
could
>could
could

>> No.55154528

>>55154476
I didn't even study and I got a 98.
I watched most of the training videos though.

>> No.55154539

>>55154516
Exactly. It'll turn out to actually be worth trillions.

>> No.55154540
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Lego anon I'm sorry, it's over...

>> No.55154541

>America’s national beer could soon be Mexican as Memorial Day weekend sales drop plunges Bud Light further into crisis
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.55154550

>>55153184
>>55153306
When you sell you get money from futute investors not from company profits tho

>> No.55154554

>>55154476
You should be able to find a good study group at your synagogue.

>> No.55154556

>>55154490
>How is electricity made?
Rainbow colored unicorn urine?

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>>55154541
I sure hope chuds haven't been buying Modelo or Corona instead

>> No.55154569

>>55154541
I went to the gas station to get smokes on memorial day and I looked in the beer cooler and it was empty except for a shit ton of bud and bud light. Made me smile that people are still holding strong.

>> No.55154576

>>55154541
it's literally just the illegals buying modelo with their gibs money they get for being illegals

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>>55154554
I’m a gentile

>> No.55154582

>>55154541
>>55154567

>inbev owns both

The real mans mexican beer is XX

>> No.55154586

>>55154569
I switched to drinking busch light. it's cheaper and doesn't conflict with my values.

>> No.55154595

>>55154541
Mexican beer is basically German.

>> No.55154596

>>55154580
nmgi
They'll at least keep you around to get them bagels and pastrami sandwiches. Telling them you're friends with baggot might help

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>>55154104
that bs about namibia was from an interview in February I bought as much Deep yellow as I could afford. +21% and there is so much volume for the start of the month and weekly starting to look bullish. this really might be it and we go test 2020-2021 highs. if it doesnt just crash tomorrow or next couple weeks. do you have any time frames in mind? I swear the oppenheimer meme will drive retail sentiment

>> No.55154607

>>55154580
Then I've got bad news about the odds of you passing, anon.

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>>55154567
>>55154541
I bought 70 shares of BUD because I believe the boycott will blow over in time. I still dont really understand why people are boycotting it. Did Anhauser Busch give money to a doctor that was doing tranny surgeries or something? As far as I can understand it's just that they paid some """influencer""". Retarded.

I believe BUD can figure out how to get a consumer base back again, which would mean they're currently undervalued.

>> No.55154620

More retard strength rally let's gooooo

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>>55154567
>Pregay budlight

>> No.55154648

>>55154613
Apparently the flaming homo splashing around in a bathtub drinking BL & celebrating day 365 of womanhood or whatever was the straw that broke the camel's back.

>> No.55154652

>>55154613
It's called faggot fatigue. You took a product consumed almost exclusively by right wing rural people and thought "you know what those types of people like? Trannies!" Completely tone deaf move. It's not that one individual action that pushed people over the edge, this was just the last straw. Trannies go against logic, common sense, and basic science. It's the ultimate gaslighting technique. BUD will never recover

>> No.55154661

>>55154613
Degeneracy only thrives in times of plenty. We don't live in those right now, so the people aren't putting up with it.

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>BUD whales stalking me to see if I'm going to come around to being gay

>> No.55154675
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This pump is fake and gay and the market will basically just crab for the next 18 months until the debt ceiling is raised in 2025 (the year all the schizo's predict AI will become sentient). Now I bet many of you have the same idea, which is that AI is your only real chance of catching a parabolic move in the next year and a half. Everyone is being set up to make the exact same mistake. The real move is investing into systems and security can defend against and AI and be AI-resistant.

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>>55154652
It’s the beginning of a trend. The silent majority feels empowered and is basking in the destruction of Satan’s soldiers. Looking forward to more big things ahead.

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>>55154613
"go woke go broke" never got anyone broke up to this day sadly, I think these campaigns might actually be a smart move of both stock manipulation and ESG label funding pandering at the same time.
>lower stock prices artificially with a bad buzz
>check all your boxes on ESG criteria and unlock huge funding at low share prices
>enjoy the pump

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>BUD has only been going down since 2016
>think now is a good time to go in
>thinks there wont be another bbby happening

>> No.55154700

>>55154541
I thought Budweiser was a Brazilian brand.

>> No.55154705

>>55154648
>>55154652
>>55154661
Yeah but why do they give a shit? If Taco Bell gave 100 free burritos to a rightwing """influencer""" to celebrate his 10-year anniversary of buying his first gun I wouldn't give a shit. I have never once avoided Chick-fil-A because of their anti-gay stance. Nor will I boycott a company because they sent beer to an """influencer""". It all just feels like virtue signalling bullshit.

t. libleft. Gov't stay away from my guns, my dick, and my money. I can do whatever I want with all 3, fuck off.

>> No.55154706

>>55154686
That's a cope post if I ever saw one.

>> No.55154707

>>55154613
It's the same reason why the McPlant failed, vegans are never going to like McDonald's and fags are never going to like Bud light. Know your consumers

>> No.55154708

>>55154674
"Alcoholic gay". Ask John Rocker about it. It's like prison gay.

Actually you can ask him about that too.

>> No.55154714

>>55154613
Budweiser is a faggot company.
You are a faggot.

>> No.55154724

>>55154705
chick fi la does support gay stuff since at least 10 years ago. there is a thing such as right and wrong, something you dont seem to understand

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>>55154705
>why do they give a shit
Have you seen this monster? Go ahead and buy your chud light I don't care, but I won't be giving my money to the anti-christ

>> No.55154729

>>55154705
Look up the dude they advertised with, he's very unsettling.

Plus you are pretty explicitly calling yourself a tranny lover if you drink that beer at this point.

>> No.55154743

>>55154613
budweiser's reign as king of beers has come to an end. it's all down from here.

>> No.55154748

>>55154705
I’m still not gonna drink that piss. And anyway, why don’t you get a real political philosophy instead of whatever word salad you just smeared ITT?

Honestly, you remind me of myself at the age of 22:still thinking politics is about anything but power.

>> No.55154749

>>55154726
>>55154729
I literally do not care. Marketing is a mind virus and you should be ignoring it anyway.

>>55154724
Kek really? Thats funny. Still I went there every week in college in the height of their anti-gay shit because they provided a tasty sandwich

>> No.55154759

>>55154749
OK, but liking dudes is gay and liking mentally ill dudes is creepy.

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>>55154705
>If opposite scenario that would never happen in a million years happened, I wouldn't give a shit.
Yeah. We know.
You're not anywhere near the average.

>> No.55154761

>>55154705
Identity politics, plus there's like a million other beer choices out there. Easy decision for their customer base to make. I have no idea what the fuck AB were thinking. Someone higher up should have vetoed this shit the second it came across their desk.

>> No.55154776

Can someone tell me what the massive hype around carvana is? It’s up so much this week

>> No.55154780

>>55154748
Not at all. Politics is entirely power, and you guys keep letting trannies exert insane amounts of power by letting them live rent free in your head.

For me? It's buying products based on their price:value ratio and I dont care about their politics at all.

Idpol is fucking retarded

>> No.55154782

>>55154749
>Stop noticing goy just buy
Either a troll or a Jew, which aren't mutually exclusive

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Fuck I didn't fomo back in and now I'm missing out on the pump
Am I too late now?

>> No.55154784

>>55154726
I thought this was parody when I first saw it. It looked like something that would be a Mad TV skit.

>> No.55154785

>LULU earnings AH
Stacybros get in here

>> No.55154786

>>55154776
There's a physical car shortage.

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I think the TGT ban will be more costly overall Retail was already shit. And its not a conglomerate. Nor was it a value play. Tgt was a midgrade brand. BUD was bottom of the barrel trash. There is no viable value play for TGT.
Granted women are the main shoppers so they may be unreliable.

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>>55154749
>>55154705
Chick-fil-A supports the gays now btw

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>>55154783
it'll dump back next week, enjoy the summer crab and take a vacation.

>> No.55154798

>>55154776
I feel like all of this is a scam pump. Everything is about to run into treasuries when the debt bill gets passed. This will kill the market. Carvana has no reason to go up in value other than algos. I think as soon as the senate passes the debt bill we plummet.

>> No.55154807

>>55154789
Nobody but women shop at target. Target is one of those worthless stores where they sell a little bit of everything but don't do any one thing well.

>> No.55154809

>>55154785
For me it's girls in Gymshark.

>> No.55154810

>>55154791
Cuck-fil-A is going woke too? Well I guess I'll be getting my chicken from Jolly Bee now.

>> No.55154811

>>55154780
So, clearly you buy grain alcohol and all purpose flour to inebriate/feed yourself, yes?

>> No.55154813

>>55154795
I sold my most expensive lots yesterday for profit. I still have like $25k invested and going up...
But I could'a had more, and now I have all this cash sitting here and more coming in tomorrow. I should have bought the dip this morning

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Oil is rugging
>mfw went all in on a leveraged bear ETF

>> No.55154816

>>55154807
I like Target because it's like Walmart but not as enormous and I don't have to deal with colored people when I shop there. Shame about what's happening to them.

>> No.55154818

>>55154791
I feel bad for that dude. Now, if Chic-Fil-A celebrated his mental illness by naming a sandwich after him: now we're talking.
>you should actually boycott every company that hires anyone gay
fuck off with that nigger nonstarter nonsense and focus.

>> No.55154820

>>55153435
USA default cancelled, so everyone is mooning

>> No.55154822

>>55154798
Yellen will slow walk it, with three quarters being bills to drain the idle RRP cash and one quarter in bonds mostly spaced over the fall.

>> No.55154845

>>55154550
Sometimes your counterparty is the company buying back its shares with its profits. In any case, the source of your counterparty's cash isn't relevant to your investment returns.

>> No.55154846

>>55154811
For me the most valuable thing in food is convenience and taste ;)
Let the trannies live rent free in your head kid

>> No.55154855

>>55154705
You're free to roll over now, but they will come for you and anything you care about.

>> No.55154858

>>55154818
I didn't say you should boycott em, I don't personally care. Don't eat there anyway. Just pointing it out to our mildly retarded libfriend.

>> No.55154866

>>55154858
gotchya that makes sense. I am gay.
>my goyslop is too woke
it's a hilarious argument from all sides.

>> No.55154873

>>55154846
>convenience and taste

Ah, so you’re fat. Now it makes sense.

>> No.55154874

>>55154816
they did it to themselves

>> No.55154897

>>55154873
Thanks for your concession

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This is entirely too frothy and I don't like it. Nasdaq is practically parabolic.
>>55154268
Your picking was slow and lazy to begin with.

>> No.55154923

>>55154873
The politically correct term is hamchad, please don't make this mistake again lanklet.

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oh that's why it's pumping today

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Someone do some banking

>> No.55154934

>>55154873
Just means he lacks all taste. No one drinks tranny beer for the taste.

>> No.55154936

>not looked at shares in a year
>everything is red except NVDA
What should I buy?

>> No.55154943

>>55154936
inbev

>> No.55154948

Someone check the oven...

>> No.55154967

Bump

>> No.55154968

>>55154926
shouldn't this do the opposite? forgiveness should be bullish, paying them back bearish.

>> No.55154987

>>55154968
Anything that makes people more poor is bullish.

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>>55154948
It's too late bro

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Preheating...

>> No.55155006

>>55155002
>>55155002
I have baked.

>> No.55155011

>>55154968
Less bond issuance needed = lower yields = bullish.

>> No.55155012

Someone bake goddamnit! I'm not wasting my wisdom at the end of a thread

>> No.55155070

>>55154815
>Oil
>rug

>> No.55155556

>>55153105
The (((KIKES))) really do not want the goys developing passive income

>> No.55155605

>>55155011
Lower yields is bullish for stonks, correct? But why would less bond issuance lead to lower yields?

>> No.55155725

>>55154550
Dividends is functionally the same as interest income.

>> No.55155738

>>55154613
They DESERVE to go bankrupt though, for believing in equality. Mass short sale attack NOW

>> No.55155757

>>55154807
They have good prices on some products. Stores that don't do anything well would be broad marketplaces Amazon and Ebay. Tons of stuff available but 99% garbage from shady sellers.

>> No.55155762

Ngl lads I want to get some LULU for the earnings, but I'm also afraid they are going to announce that they are getting rid of Mirror, 3 years after buying it.

>> No.55156471

>>55154791
>broken buck
I have no complaints