/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55133184]

Red DAY Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55133201]

>NVDA at all time high
>SOXL down 70%
lmao.

[Anonymous No.55133202]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55133206]

This market is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.55133208]

I bet Taylor Swift's portfolio is doing better than mine.

[Anonymous No.55133209]

I lost all of my sexy Greta Thunberg
Ai bros help me out

[Anonymous No.55133227]

What should I make with leftover chicken, I need to use up some cream so I think I'll just chop some vegetables add cream and cheese (smoked cheddar) and warm up the chicken in the sauce. What about the carbohydrates? Rice? Israeli couscous? Gnocchi? So hard to decide... Please leave your suggestions as well as your sex, gender, and ethnicity.

[Anonymous No.55133228]

>>55133209
no

[Anonymous No.55133230]

You could have saved her. You did nothing....

[Anonymous No.55133236]

Do it yourself

[Anonymous No.55133243]

>>55133208
Imagine being able to invest in yourself.
Not like coping you invested in yourself buying a car/house/education.
But literally investing in yourself cause your that good

[Anonymous No.55133246]

>>55133230
I knocked her up twice and it didn't work.
>God, that's so hot she tried that.

[Anonymous No.55133257]

Is the AI bubble bigger than the Dotcom bubble?

[Anonymous No.55133264]

stocktwits comments are funny, very based and boomerpilled

[Anonymous No.55133279]

Reminder that its not too late to buy IEP. Short covering will pump this shit back to $30.

[Anonymous No.55133291]

>>55133257
I hope

[Anonymous No.55133297]

>>55133264
>stocktwits
Useless people circle jerking penny stonks worse than tripfags here

[Anonymous No.55133326]

>>55133228
You got the goods? Post them.

[Anonymous No.55133332]

>>55133257
Ask ChatGPT.

[Anonymous No.55133345]

>>55133264
is TGT a buy? this trans outrage won't last

[Anonymous No.55133355]

>>55133257
In terms of "size of the market", absolutely not. dotcom was the entire industry, not just a niche segment of it.
That said, I expect 80% of AI companies to go bust within the next decade.

[Anonymous No.55133357]

If you don't eat your vegetables no hidden tigers for dessert

[Anonymous No.55133361]

I'm finally a bull afte months of being a heemed bobo. Lets get this bread!

[Anonymous No.55133364]

>>55133230
I don't want to

[Anonymous No.55133373]

>>55133257
we're posting on a dotcom it wasn't a bubble

[Anonymous No.55133375]

>>55133264
agreed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAixEKnx1i0

[Anonymous No.55133376]

>>55133361
how brown are your pants? the rear end will get crustier

[Anonymous No.55133379]

>>55133361
oh no bull anons...

[Anonymous No.55133383]

>>55133264
i love standing for the flag
of niggers and sodomy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55133391]

>>55133345
I'm sure the increase in sales they get from selling their new line of tuck friendly beachwear will offset any losses from outraged transphobes. Also, do you really want Transphobes shopping in your stores to begin with? This is a win/win for TGT.

[Anonymous No.55133393]

>>55133345
sure, why not buy some KSS too.

[Anonymous No.55133409]

is anyone else feeling a lil bullish rn

[Anonymous No.55133414]

>>55133409
I'm tired and sorta hungover.

[Anonymous No.55133418]

So far this week isn't as fun as last week was.

[Anonymous No.55133422]

>>55133201
That's what you get with 3x leverage

[Anonymous No.55133425]

>bonjour

[Anonymous No.55133429]

>>55133418
It's only just begun anon.
You need to PUSH IT more.

[Anonymous No.55133440]

What the FUCK is going on with DNA and why is no one talking about it???

[Anonymous No.55133445]

remember tomorrow is the last day to sell in May.

[Anonymous No.55133457]

Just shorted NVDA what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55133464]

>>55133457
Pain

[Anonymous No.55133465]

BBAI is so embarrassing, all other ai stocks are pumping green peen, while im here with this piece of shit stock selling cc's.

[Anonymous No.55133476]

C3 AI up 31% JUST TODAY

[Anonymous No.55133475]

td ameritrade just converted to charles schwab
Why is there webpage so shit compared to the Kino that was TD?

[Anonymous No.55133484]

SIGA SUNNIS
I'm thinking we're back. no homo

[Anonymous No.55133490]

>>55133445
Why does otter look like he cry

[Anonymous No.55133492]

>>55133475
>He browser trades

[Anonymous No.55133499]

>>55133230
Literal chud face

[Anonymous No.55133501]

anyone remember this guy?

[Anonymous No.55133505]

>>55133492
do TD anons really?

[Anonymous No.55133511]

>>55133484
Why are those two dudes kissing
Where are their wives?

[National SOXLolicst No.55133517]

thanks for the cool off so I could increase my SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.55133528]

>>55133484
Survey says...
No

[Anonymous No.55133532]

>>55133511
They share a love of Allah

[Anonymous No.55133535]

we reached the dotcom level of bubble

[Anonymous No.55133544]

INTC $30 close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaEG2aWJnZ8

[National SOXLolicst No.55133547]

>>55133535
and we can go higher because we have more money than back then

[Anonymous No.55133568]

>>55133535
Go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[Anonymous No.55133570]

>>55133475
Still looks the same to me. I mostly use ThinkorSwim anyhow though. Or do you just mean Schwab's site sucks in general?
>>55133484
>down nearly 80% from when I dumped my bags last year
Oof

[Anonymous No.55133573]

It's not ok to call people names like farty pony or hidden tiger or poopy puppy.

[Anonymous No.55133586]

>>55133547
>>55133568
WE WANT MELTUP WE WANT MELTUP WE WANT MELTUP WE WANT MELTUP

[Anonymous No.55133587]

>>55133535
Will they call this the AI bubble or something else?

[Anonymous No.55133591]

>Ding ding ding!
How did it go today, anon?

[Anonymous No.55133594]

>>55133528
the hajj ends in 2 days. We're not gonna know the damage until 3-5 business days after

[Anonymous No.55133602]

Who here bought NVDA @ 419?

[Anonymous No.55133605]

>>55133591
-$2.89 (unrealized)

[Anonymous No.55133610]

>>55133587
Decades from now, they'll call this the new normal

[Anonymous No.55133622]

>>55133591
Not checking

[Anonymous No.55133623]

>>55133570
>Or do you just mean Schwab's site sucks in general?
This
TD was so clean and crisp
CS has no uniformity to it and so much of it is just text on a white background

[Anonymous No.55133624]

>>55133591
cant complain even with the nvda midday drop

[Anonymous No.55133635]

>>55133622
Well you should at least check those dubs.

[Anonymous No.55133667]

>>55133591
I dont want to look

[Anonymous No.55133670]

>yield curve is uninversing for the first time in over a year
bros...

[Anonymous No.55133677]

>>55133440
Please respond??? It's up 10% and there's no news or discussion about what's going on anywhere?

[Anonymous No.55133683]

>>55133670

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55133687]

>>55133667
don't be a poopy puppy, just look a little bit

[Anonymous No.55133695]

>>55133505
>do TD anons really?
How else do you submit your trades?
Please don't tell me you trade on your phone.

[Anonymous No.55133698]

>>55133695
StreetSmartEdge

[Anonymous No.55133706]

>>55133695
anon... use Thinkorswim...

[Anonymous No.55133707]

>>55133670
Nah, that's just bills shaking out.

[Anonymous No.55133713]

>>55133257
We're haven't even started
The wave of AI startups is coming soon

[Anonymous No.55133715]

God damn I got fucked today
Oh well, there's always tomorrow to get fucked again

[Anonymous No.55133716]

alright i'm fucking selling who wants some sqqq can you give me $50 for it

[Anonymous No.55133725]

>>55133623
I'm not using any CS shit until I'm absolutely forced to. But I really only use the site for deposits and DCAing into a mutual fund.

[Anonymous No.55133728]

>>55133670
It's just going back to what it was before the debt ceiling spiked the yield on the 1m

[Anonymous No.55133742]

>>55133279
Good catch anon

[Anonymous No.55133743]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.55133747]

>>55133687
down 40k from a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.55133750]

>>55133728
is it possible to just ride the way out? Like hold short term bond etfs and then as it un inverts you move to longer and longer durations?

[Anonymous No.55133755]

>>55133591
i did ok

[Anonymous No.55133769]

>>55133695
you're supposed to use desktop programs you tradelet

[Anonymous No.55133771]

holy fuck what was that price action after lunch?

[Anonymous No.55133781]

I sold my SQQQ, top signal for QQQ

[Anonymous No.55133783]

i gotta say having gold in my bottom-right dresser drawer really makes me feel confident about my future. for more information please send proof of virginity and feminity

[Anonymous No.55133786]

>>55133591
I guess it went okay

[Anonymous No.55133792]

>>55133591
>how did you do?
+1.80% pretty darn good
>looks at cathie wood's portfolio
>+1.82
cathie... i kneel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U

[Anonymous No.55133804]

>>55133781
Thanks, just bought SQQQ again

[Anonymous No.55133807]

>>55133769
don't bother with retards of this level. they're beyond saving.

How heavy is this market gonna get.

[Anonymous No.55133808]

women need to have the stupid slapped out of them

[Anonymous No.55133825]

AMBA HEEMED

[Anonymous No.55133831]

>>55133670
It should look like this right? (It's not the same without the qt anime maido though)
I still do not properly understand yields but inversion has generally been bad for the stock market. But to my eyes that doesn't really look like un-inversion.
Fugg, someone had a nice pasta explaining yields but I forgot to save it. Does someone have it?

[Anonymous No.55133838]

Long:
>ANP.AX/ATHJF
>PCT

Short:
>MPW
>HELE

Take these positions in size and you will be rich by the end of the year. IMHO DYOR.

[Anonymous No.55133839]

I fucking hate C3 AI what a trash stock

[Anonymous No.55133848]

>>55133831
It's happening.

[Anonymous No.55133851]

>>55133786
>litecoin
so not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55133862]

>>55133838
PCT is a fucking shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55133864]

>>55133848
didn't powell say he likes the 2m 18m trade

[Anonymous No.55133873]

>>55133670
Not even remotely uninverting don't get my hopes up. When it does, it's two more months until the crash

[Anonymous No.55133875]

>>55133591
Small -$168 loss. Got in too early and should have listened to my gut. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.55133878]

>>55133670
this means they're gonna sign the deal those fags

[Anonymous No.55133880]

>>55133864
Maybe? Too close in time scale for my liking.

[Anonymous No.55133881]

*wipes corner of mouth* piece o piss

[Anonymous No.55133891]

>>55133848
>10 year to 3 month
What other weirdly specific graphs are we going to be looking at? 10 year to 2 year is all I care about

[Anonymous No.55133892]

>>55133864
The 3 month vs 18 month forward 3 month. As in the current 3 month yield vs what the market expects the 3 month yield to be 18 months from now.

And yes, even that nonsense jerkoff metric inverted, signalling recession.

[Anonymous No.55133895]

crowdstrike is going to start using a generative AI alongside it's products to enhance security operations. it's starting a small private beta.

[Anonymous No.55133905]

>>55133895
DID YOU SAY AI?!!!!

[Anonymous No.55133909]

>>55133864
He likes whatever supports his argument at the time lmao

[Anonymous No.55133910]

Kek I'm up like $1000 everyday this year, the stock market is free money, youd have to be an absolute broke retard not to invest

Feels good to be smart mang, where my bull chads at?

[Anonymous No.55133916]

>>55133905
What?! Who said AI?!

I'M GONNA BUY SOME AI PLUS WHATEVER TICKER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

[Anonymous No.55133918]

is it safe to buy target yet? they'll recover their losses by christmas

[Anonymous No.55133924]

>>55133706
Why would I need 5000 numbers flying across my screen in glaring colors on a black background to submit the same exact trade I was going to make in the web app?
Please don't tell my you're seriously pulling up 5 monitors of charts to plan out every single move.

I use trader workstation sometimes to make trades on my IBKR port, but only because their web app is such complete fucking laggy dogshit.

[Anonymous No.55133934]

>>55133918
Nah, theyre fucked.

[Anonymous No.55133943]

>>55133924
i dont make the rules but you know that medieval torture where you get tied up to a pigs ass and have to eat the pig's piss & shit until you croak? that could be you pretty soon if you dont shut your flap when the desktop traders are talkin

[Anonymous No.55133945]

>>55133918
It's not even pride month yet and you Target is anywhere near the bottom? There's going to be at least 32 days of more agony before buying in as they fail to satisfy the chuds and the troons.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55133959]

so if everybody sees the writing on the wall that the recession is imminent, why the fuck is the market trying to push higher? it's like lmao, this whole thing is about to collapse, and nobody even cares.

[Anonymous No.55133972]

>>55133959
Recession's been "IMMINENT" for 2 years now
I can't wait for one to happen in 2027 so you can say "LOOK HOW RIGHT I'VE BEEN FOR FIVE YEARS!"

[Anonymous No.55133980]

>>55133959
See the DAX
recession fears are no match for AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.55133988]

>>55133959
Priced in last October. Where looking past the recession

[Anonymous No.55134003]

>>55133918
Target was already pricey. the 10% nigger free shopping surcharge aint worth it if you're attracting gay niggers from outer hell.
So they've just put themselves right into the generic overpriced failing retailer category.
They're at a 2 stdev move I wouldn't consider it safe for a covered call until its at 5-6.

https://www.scrapehero.com/location-reports/Target-USA/

[Anonymous No.55134006]

>>55133959
Inflation at 5% with growth at 3% means a mild recession that has stocks ticking higher.

[Anonymous No.55134016]

>>55133959
That's first order thinking. Take a moment and contemplate what comes after the recession.

[Anonymous No.55134018]

>>55133972
shhh

[Anonymous No.55134026]

>>55133959
Biden cancelled the recession last year. Try to keep up.

[Anonymous No.55134028]

>>55133201
>nvidia is the only stock in soxl
kekles

[Anonymous No.55134047]

>>55133943
Unfortunately, I am unable to stop posting. I have a moral obligation to provide this thread with just a small morsel of daily alpha for all that has been given to me in years past.

[Anonymous No.55134052]

>>55133972
Cry more

[Anonymous No.55134054]

>>55134016
well my puts are gonna print and I'm going buy some ridiculously on sale bonds in the whitest areas of the country.

[Anonymous No.55134056]

>>55133959
Ever heard of greedflation? Ever heard of AI? Ever heard of market manipulation by setting revenue expectations extremely low? Come on bro, that is the writing on the wall. The market has been very clear with this crap for months now

[Anonymous No.55134058]

>C3 AI:
Up 33.4% today
Up another 4.5% already AH

Up 300% YTD


When does the madness stop?

[Anonymous No.55134067]

>>55134054
>my puts are gonna print

When?

[Anonymous No.55134070]

>>55133747
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.55134080]

The current AI rush is almost at pets.com levels of retardation. Almost but not yet. You all know what that means, right? Buy buy buy if you think you can identify the pets.com grief of the era, otherwise stay on the sidelines for a juicy opportunity of a generation.

[Anonymous No.55134085]

>>55133972
People were expecting a recession from like 2005-2007 then it happened and then it got worse when banks started to fail. It's been known to happen is all.

[Anonymous No.55134087]

>>55134067
Don't know don't care. I'm on pension. Every month I buy the best puts money can buy.

[Anonymous No.55134098]

>>55134067
2 more weeks, probably.

[Anonymous No.55134102]

>>55134047
Well I hope you like pig scat for dinner

[Anonymous No.55134103]

>>55134087
>I pay taxes so some retiree can bet against the US

[Anonymous No.55134114]

>>55134085
A lot of times, it's just as bad to be early as it is to be late as it is to be completely wrong

[Anonymous No.55134134]

>>55133862
Pellets are imminent. Cry harder.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55134138]

>>55134056
Woke chat bots that kiss so much nigger ass they have ashy chapped lips aren't going to change the world.

[Anonymous No.55134146]

My portfolio is so much more fun to watch now that I am invested in tech instead of JEPI

[Anonymous No.55134150]

>>55134058
like dot com crash if there is one.

[Anonymous No.55134178]

It's hilarious to me that people will boycott companies for supporting Chud or supporting Fag... but nobody boycotts companies for ACTUALLY morally reprehensible stuff like buying slave products.
Both sides of this country are so full of virtue signalling retards it's unbearable. Too bad nowhere else in the world is any better.

I dont give a fuck about trannies or fags, nor do I want to get rid of guns, or whatever the fuck. Retard nation.

[Anonymous No.55134197]

>>55134178
Just learn to laugh and make some money.

[Anonymous No.55134205]

>+0.00%

[Anonymous No.55134211]

>>55133910
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>Heated and cool seats 4 of them
>Roof rats
>Rear bastard detector safe
>The soup holder hot/cold
>Radar cruising control
>Collision avoiding sensor
>Ray sensor
>LED ledlighting laser
>Paint in shí colour
>Alloyminum wheels - 4 of them with metal spare tire
>Dog skin seating brown nuts or black or light coffee
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>Power steerage
>Power seat - all of them
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>High impact side air bladder - 2 of them for both size
>Pandemic sunroof
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>BMW iGrill with illuminated frame
>Broken glass senseerd
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[Anonymous No.55134214]

>>55134138
Agreed, but greedflation is firmly in everyone's hearts so this crap won't stop anytime soon. Service inflation is gonna get super hyper this summer which will further fuel the market's desires. We might see another bear market afterwards though

[Anonymous No.55134220]

>>55134178
Who cares about some nigger slaves

[Anonymous No.55134233]

>>55134178
I learned long ago to stop caring and just try to make money.

[Anonymous No.55134242]

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "greedflation".

[Anonymous No.55134295]

>>55134242
You can't whip me, I'm cute. Also, greedflation is literally what is happening right now and is the best word to describe this whole shebang. Heh, boomers are so flush with cash they pay any price for a quality job. We have literally increased our margins by more than 60% just last year because we told everyone that this inflation is just eating away at our profits and that we have difficulties getting people to work and so on. It's disgusting

[Anonymous No.55134301]

>>55134242
just threaten to put them through pig torture. shuts them up every time

[Anonymous No.55134306]

>>55134242
I think Super Troopers posting should be the next /smg/ movie meme.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55134309]

Hey Rocker,

Whats that shit with the inflation and everybody being greedy trying to put all the cash anywhere they can find a home for it?

[Anonymous No.55134311]

>>55134178
>but nobody boycotts companies for ACTUALLY morally reprehensible stuff like buying slave products.
Name 1 company that actually does this. All of the "muh slavery" shit I've seen is gay and fake articles about "child labor" when it's really just an 8 year old hanging at McDonalds helping his mom close out a shift or those stupid suicide nets at Foxconn that barely ever get used or some dumb article about lithium mining when the locals have been huffing that stuff for fun for hundreds of years. At least these culture war issues are real.
Name one company you can "ethically" boycott because of "muh slavery". Go ahead, I'll wait.
>Greedflation
If you sincerely believe this crap go back to antiwork.

[Anonymous No.55134337]

I don't want to be one of those guys that says "I WAS RIGHT ALL YEAR SO LISTEN TO ME" , but I was right all year and I think Alibaba is a very very good buy at these prices. The risk reward is insanely strong especially once the spinoffs occur.

[Anonymous No.55134348]

Guys. I've been on vacation since 5/24. I'm on a cruise in Hawaii right now. It's currently 11:05 am. How the fuck does anyone trade stocks here? Waking up at 3 am to trade is not bueno. But anyways, I'm invested in cannabis. And so should you

[Anonymous No.55134350]

>>55134311
You are coping. All companies essentially benefit from slave labor at some point in their supply chain. But who cares, the alternative is them starving. Free market lifts up all economies (albeit slowly).

[Anonymous No.55134366]

>>55134348
>sell calls at the price you want to sell at
>sell puts at the price you want to sell at
>your trading is now automated
>enjoy life on the beach
Glad I could help

[Anonymous No.55134373]

>>55134350
why do you think slavery is morally reprehensible?
The only places where it is viable execution is the next available course of action. or famine.

[Anonymous No.55134378]

>>55133591
Flat

[Anonymous No.55134388]

>>55133910
i wish i could do $1000/day. that was once a goal but now it seems a lifetime away

[Anonymous No.55134415]

>>55134388
i bet you could make that much if you wanted to. invest in a cute fursuit and make sure it has a hole under the tail to penetrate.

[Anonymous No.55134422]

>>55134415
i want to maintain my dignity, not become a furry artist

[Anonymous No.55134428]

>they STILL haven't resolved the debt issue
Do I really need to go the whole fucking week without trading? God, the incompetence is staggering.

[Anonymous No.55134429]

Are there any charts that adjust stock market prices for inflation?

[Anonymous No.55134430]

>>55134373
Hey you stupid retard read my post I said that exact thing

[Anonymous No.55134434]

>>55134178
>for ACTUALLY morally reprehensible stuff like buying slave products
Not reprehensible, Chinks went from making shoes for 10 cents a day to being one of the most prosperous middle classes in the world in like 20 years. Teach a man to fish etc.

[Anonymous No.55134460]

>>55133184
I am too dumb to understand how to choose what stocks to invest in. I tried the links on OP and I am still lost. I guess I will never make it. You guys make it seem so easy, yet I am here dumbfounded by the stock market and its complexity

[Anonymous No.55134463]

>>55134337
Even if you're desperate enough to start dealing with chink shit right now, there's no world where it makes sense to play BABA over something like say PDD, tencent, or one of the many negative EV shitcos.
It's ironic that people are hyping up BABA now over spinoffs, given that they already spun off their one decent business segment, alipay or "ant financial", and investors at the time didn't get shit from that transaction. It was a legal robbery.

[Anonymous No.55134471]

>>55134460
Two quick questions, if you don't mind:
1) What brought you here?
2) What skin color are you?

These are very important, I assure you.

[Anonymous No.55134486]

>>55133851
$1000 is literally programmed into the chain

[Anonymous No.55134496]

>>55134460
Buy VOO for some relatively safe growth. Buy TQQQ for massive upside, but don't put in any more than you are willing to lose into TQQQ due to its volatility.

[Anonymous No.55134507]

>>55134460
friendly reminder we boast when we win but are silent when we lose
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.55134517]

>>55134507
I've seen loss porn posted here, but in general I think you're right, most people boast on a good trade.

[Anonymous No.55134520]

Any of you niggers shorting silver?

[Anonymous No.55134532]

>>55134471
1) I've been using 4chan for some years and lately tried to get into investing so I naturally visited here
2) White
>>55134496
I will try to figure out what these two are thanks
>>55134507
true

[Anonymous No.55134553]

>>55134507
Not me, if I get good and fucked I let my fellow smggers know about it.

[Anonymous No.55134555]

>>55134517
The intelligent way to trade is to run spreads and covered calls, so you can post and brag about the winning leg, while losing money on the whole.

[Anonymous No.55134588]

Shit,what do i do now bros

[Anonymous No.55134614]

>>55134588
disable the javascript

[Anonymous No.55134625]

Another day. Did nothing for most of the morning (checked/responded to e-mails), went to hardees for lunch, bagged more VZ stock. Took nap during the afternoon. Home at little after 4:30. (Uh does it even count as "Work" if I do very little for 8hrs a day?. Cause that's what they pay me for, 8hrs

[Anonymous No.55134629]

>>55134588
you can get rid of that with the element zapper, assuming other adblockers have the same features as Ublock Origin.

[Anonymous No.55134647]

>>55133924
Perhaps you're an investor not a trader.

[Anonymous No.55134654]

How high will NVDA go?
Is there a chance it touches 500?

[Anonymous No.55134668]

>>55134654
500 is a low end. 600-700 is much more reasonable. 1000 eoy.

[Anonymous No.55134678]

>>55134668
yep, if it doesn't hit 500 by the end of june i'll poop my pampers

[Anonymous No.55134680]

>>55134668
1000 is fud

[Anonymous No.55134684]

>>55134668
thanks fren
Will market buy more at market open

[Anonymous No.55134697]

>>55134654
440 then dump

[Anonymous No.55134716]

>>55134555
This nigga trades.

[Anonymous No.55134741]

>NVDA diving in pre-futures
OOOH NOOO THAT SUCKS

[Anonymous No.55134756]

>>55134311
>Greedflation
It's no meme. It's real
https://dnyuz.com/2023/05/30/companies-push-prices-higher-protecting-profits-but-adding-to-inflation/?fbclid=IwAR02a0GKLmlfis_VUPAHUxIQF49askfCfutmJqzeD7cM3ktVwIWNqFcDPs8

https://fortune.com/2023/04/05/end-of-capitalism-inflation-greedflation-societe-generale-corporate-profits/?fbclid=IwAR02a0GKLmlfis_VUPAHUxIQF49askfCfutmJqzeD7cM3ktVwIWNqFcDPs8

[Anonymous No.55134761]

red futures incoming

[Anonymous No.55134805]

>>55134460
It depends how you want to trade. Do you want to trade daily, high risk high reward, holding long term, margin investing, or what have you.
Typically, the average investor is in it for the long haul and will best be served by long established stocks with good performance records. Put a hundred K in and in 20 years youve got a nice nest egg.
If youre looking to make investing be your day job, then youd want to trade more volatile stocks for more profit, with the downside being higher risk.

But at the end of the day, nobody here is gonna give you the winning lottery ticket. 99% of investing is pure speculation, it is essentially gambling. You have to make your own decisions based on your own research.

[Anonymous No.55134814]

>>55134463
they havent spun that off yet

[Anonymous No.55134819]

God dammit I need to make $532.48 tomorrow or else

[Anonymous No.55134835]

First time QQQ has been down AH. what gives?

[Anonymous No.55134838]

>>55134819
BOIL. The debt ceiling bill will not get passed, too many concessions for the democrats, not enough for republicans. So despite having majority in the house, it is more than likely that some republicans will shoot this bill down.

[Anonymous No.55134842]

>>55134460
1. Go long
2. Be aggressive
3. Dividends are your friend see 1
4. Investing in bigger companies is "safer" than smaller ones, look at the Market Cap
5. The bigger the investment the greater the return. 1% of 100k is 1k, 50% of 1k is 500.
6. Invest only what you are willing to lose
7. Remember you dont lose or gain anything until you sell.
8. The market historically always goes up
9. Don't buy and sell based on emotion.
10. There are always ups and downs

[Anonymous No.55134866]

>>55134842
you forgot to post an image of a wojak with his mouth open next to this advice

[Anonymous No.55134876]

I'm gonna sound edgy and all but... why aren't there more companies gone bust or declare serious financial problems regardless of the ESG meme? Sears went bust around the dotcom bubble and you could find a sears store open all the way into 2015. There are over 500 JCpenney stores open in 2000 + 23. Are stores like target actually zombie companies now but will take endless pinata beatings before going bankrupt? Average consumer in 2003 had money, average consumer in 2023 has fractions of that so some of these "in trouble" companies should actually be crashing faster...

[Anonymous No.55134882]

>>55134876
>Average consumer in 2003 had money, average consumer in 2023 has fractions of that
Double check this

[Anonymous No.55134886]

If I don't make $1,000,000 by tomorrow I will have my legs and arms amputated

It's not worse than death so I can't kill myself but this is still unspeakable madness please help me

[Anonymous No.55134897]

>>55134886
Well how much are you starting with?

[Anonymous No.55134899]

>>55134876
Modern businesses have very little tangible assets, most are just hey's and ho's on social media. Sears had fucktons to liquidate and survive.

[Anonymous No.55134906]

>>55134897
$2178.43

[Anonymous No.55134908]

>>55134741
WHAT THE HECKING GODDAMN THIS ISNT FAIR WHAT THE CUNT NIGGER FUCK SHIT SHIT GOD DANGGIT MY GF OF 12 YEARS AND OUR FURBABIES WILL BE PISSED OFF WHEN THEY SEE THE BROKERAGE ACCOUNT WHAT THE POOP

[Anonymous No.55134912]

i have this strategy where i buy something at price x and sell it at price y. (y - x) is my profit. it involves some math, but i think it's a sound strategy. what am i overlooking?

[Anonymous No.55134916]

>>55133184
Red, you say?

[Anonymous No.55134917]

>>55134741
hmmm. strong resistance then? might short now. NVDS here i cum

[Anonymous No.55134922]

My kike boss cut my hours today despite profits being way up

[Anonymous No.55134927]

Kinda shocking when you look at it; in 1995 the govt debt was only a puny 5 trillion. Now in 2023: almost 36 trillion if the debt bill passes. Those fucks could've paid it off in then some if they'd left it alone at 5T and gradually chipped away at it.

[Anonymous No.55134928]

>>55134912
sometimes price y doesn't happen. And sometimes it doesn't happen until right after you give up and sell.

[Anonymous No.55134932]

>>55134906
OK, well there's a small up-and-comer you can buy call options on. Trades under the ticker NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55134933]

>>55134886
How did you end up as the protagonist of a gambling manga

[Anonymous No.55134941]

>>55134741
>>55134908
Whoa, you weren't joshing. It's plunged under 400!

[Anonymous No.55134951]

>>55134928
ok, but what if i take my equation p = y-x and just square both sides? then i get a positive number every time, and the profit is also squared

[Anonymous No.55134952]

>>55134927
Bush invading Iraq and people complaining about the trillions he spent on pointless wars in the middle east, take me back bros...

[Anonymous No.55134964]

>>55134952
And in the end we didn't even get anything out of those dune coons. My HAL stock has been doing fuck all!

[Anonymous No.55134968]

>>55134899
>fucktons to liquidate and survive
disney sounds a lot like this nowadays

[Anonymous No.55134970]

Finally was getting close to 100k lose about 40k with the downturn. Have to pull out 5k for taxes. Pulling out another 10k for car down payment. Gonna be left with 45k. I will never have 100k again

[Anonymous No.55134975]

>>55134927
With 30% inflation that's only 24 trillion chud. Snopes fact check says your LYING

[Anonymous No.55134979]

>>55134835
sell (at the end of) may and walk away

[Anonymous No.55134983]

>>55134951
sounds legit

[Anonymous No.55135005]

>>55134927
>Those fucks could've paid it off

[Anonymous No.55135007]

>>55134975
Uh here. Debt bill allows them to tack on extra 4 trillion to the existing debt.

[Anonymous No.55135022]

>>55135007
I'm saying that with 30% inflation the REAL value of the 36T debt is only 24T.

That's why we have inflation: to reduce value of debt.

[Anonymous No.55135030]

>>55134927
>pay it off

[Anonymous No.55135031]

>>55135005
Around 2000, Greenspan was actually slightly panicked, wondering what the financial system would do if it ran out of treasuries.

[Jealous No.55135035]

Is Surgut in Antarctica?

[Anonymous No.55135037]

>Tupperware Forecasts Non-Compliance, Filing Delays
TUP holders...

[Jealous No.55135046]

>>55135030
I want this person to burn in hell forever, and his children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.55135050]

Which AI stock do I buy to get rich quick?

[Anonymous No.55135069]

>>55134520
I don't recognize most of these names. Is the food we're served based on the people we're with? If so I'd sit with the Germans at 2.
Also why would you short a precious metal? Do you think people have pumped it "fleeing to the security of"?

[Anonymous No.55135075]

>>55135050
bbai so i can finally break even and get out of this fucking thing

[Anonymous No.55135082]

>>55134927
>paid it off

[Anonymous No.55135084]

We all in on TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55135088]

>>55135050
go back in time and buy the one supplying the AI shovels

[Anonymous No.55135104]

>>55134927
>pay it off

[Anonymous No.55135111]

>>55135022
That's not why it is more of a byproduct that inflation averages down US Debt the problem is that the Gov insists on spending.

This is the thing we don't need to cut budgets because inflation works as a budget cut but everyone knows this so as inflation goes so goes the budget.

>>55134927
>pay it off
The US holds power because everyone is afraid we will default on our debt while still maintaining a massive standing military meaning all they can do is seethe about it while the Global Economy gets raped.

[Anonymous No.55135117]

>>55135084
More like NVDL.

[Anonymous No.55135124]

>>55134927
You do realize that nation debt isn't like your household debt at all right? It's not supposed to be paid back or even paid down. It has to just grow forever.

[Anonymous No.55135129]

>>55133484
Fucking faggots. Why can’t they just be proper gay men and behave normally in public.

[Anonymous No.55135146]

>>55135124
lmao dis nigga posting from 1780's France

[Anonymous No.55135147]

>>55135124
This is definitely the most jewish thing I have read today.

[Anonymous No.55135165]

>>55134927
National debt doesn't work like that

if we default, we go to war and you lose your rights. The money isn't real. All that IS real can be commandeered with boots on the ground, that is once they make sure you don't have any pesky assault rifles that might give you a chance at capturing something good. You can keep cowboy guns. They are more than adequate for mass shootings.

[Anonymous No.55135176]

>>55135147
an individual has a fixed lifespan, a country doesn't

[Anonymous No.55135195]

>>55135050
C3ai is the best but mcld is a barely known smaller version. Cxai is a pump and dump but gapped the fuck up today.

[Anonymous No.55135201]

Cut my loses on BULZ. Recovered about $3k of losses in the last few days. Still a $1k loss, but I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.55135205]

Bobos assemble, we are already in a Recession, this dumb AI pump is just to get exit liquidity and the deefault is fake and gay since the TGA will be filled with RRP. However the measly 5-10% more you can milk out of QQQ is all you're gonna get before the big legs down. Could be as soon as this Friday depending on job numbers

[Anonymous No.55135210]

>>55135176
Imbecile. A country at 0 or 20% debt-to-GDP is much less hamstrung than one at 120%. You are forced to make consumers into bagholding savers and cannot do any interest rate hikes to fight inflation.

[Anonymous No.55135227]

>>55135147
>3 friends each have 1 token
>They pass their token to one of these friends in exchange for having a favor done (paint the house, let's say)
>Two have no tokens, one has three
>The tokenless now can no longer acquire goods or services until the friend with all 3 tokens needs something from them
>All economic activity stops (friend with the tokens isn't just going to work for free, would you?)
>Unless a new token is given to the tokenless two...
>Now more stuff can get done
>"But inflation is bad!" anon screams in an anonymous post

>A newfriend enters the group
>Doesn't have tokens, so one is created for him
>Now he can acquire the tools he needs to build fences
>"But inflation is bad!" anon screams in an anonymous post

It's kind of like this.

[Anonymous No.55135245]

>>55134941
1/2 % after hours and recently went like 30% despite being a high priced behemoth.. I wouldn't worry

[Anonymous No.55135253]

>>55135227
it's really not like that

[Anonymous No.55135255]

>>55134922
Your boss took profits... just they used to be your profits.

[Anonymous No.55135276]

>>55135253
I've lost way more money in the stock markets than you so I know what I'm talking about here.

[Anonymous No.55135297]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55135301]

>>55135227
Except this makes no sense in practice because
1. There are so many individual "tokens" in circulation the liquidity will never dry up like that
2. People can't just stop spending "tokens" and freeze the economy because people need to eat, live and commute
3. If there are too many newfags that it starts affecting the number of "tokens" then either economic conditions tighten which naturally reduces the amount of newfags, or new "tokens" are created to accommondate the newfags but the amount of "tokens" in circulation per capita doesn't change so there should be no reason for prices to increase.

Inflation is mismanagement, degeneracy, theft and treason simple as.

[Anonymous No.55135331]

>>55135210
that's their reasoning, not mine faggot

[Anonymous No.55135361]

>>55135205
If we are in a recession already then it means October was the bottom. The markets have been pricing in a recession for over a year now. I know because the retards on CNBC kept going "LOL why duh market pricing in recession dis stupid duh is no recession so why are all the algorithms and market movers pricing it in." It's priced in unless we find something unexpected like 2007 when banks realized they fucked up and took everything down with them. But Bobo doesn't have knowledge like that so yeah.

Also most recession are called at the markets are recovering because they are called late because they rely on lagging indicators.

[Anonymous No.55135385]

you cant even see why its bullish can you?

[Anonymous No.55135405]

>>55135385
because nothing is bullish

[Anonymous No.55135436]

>>55135405
and that is exactly WHY IT IS BULLISH. you cant see it. it means you are being PRICED OUT and you dont even know it.
no but like in typical /smg/ fashion you'll all be posting here in a couple months asking; "should i buy nvda now at 800"?

[Anonymous No.55135454]

>its bullish because it isnt

the mental gymnastics never cease to amaze me

[Anonymous No.55135456]

>>55135436
So, calls at 500 then?

[Anonymous No.55135461]

I am unironically impressed to see oil doing this shit right before the OPEC meeting. I really want to see if the people who blew up the twin towers supposedly still have their balls.

[Anonymous No.55135487]

>>55135436
Pretty much this but VOO and SPY. No one seems to have noticed we have made it out of the trough of despair and are already heading towards higher high.

We've entered the Hope phase while most everyone else is in the Disbelief phase.

[Anonymous No.55135507]

PLTRannies...I kneel...

[Anonymous No.55135516]

>>55135487
SPY is going to keep moving up. Bobo is going to get boiled to death at this rate.

[Anonymous No.55135519]

>>55133918
F u c k T a r g e t
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[Anonymous No.55135521]

>>55135487
We haven't broken past the august high still.

[Anonymous No.55135537]

>>55135519
You didnt hear the news?

[Anonymous No.55135552]

>>55135537
Good. Fuck this tranny bullshit. It’s time for it to end and these people to go back in their degenerate closets or get the guillotine.

[Anonymous No.55135560]

>>55135255
exit liq kek

[Anonymous No.55135572]

well anon, how are you shorting goyflix?

[Anonymous No.55135578]

>>55135537
Where will the chuds shop?

[Anonymous No.55135612]

Fuck, when do I get out of SOXL I'm so used to it being the 45-60 dollar range that I have no idea what to do after it pumped this much, I should just go back into JEPI or VOO

[Anonymous No.55135624]

>>55135537
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.55135626]

>>55135454
>diving deeper
bullish

[Anonymous No.55135652]

>>55135519
>>55135537
>>55135552
>>55135624
Bro's
I need a new pair of jeans and a shirt
Where should I buy them at ?

BootBarn ?
The swap meet ?

[Anonymous No.55135662]

>>55135578
This

[Anonymous No.55135665]

>>55135521
We are very close and of we break that after the market dumps a bit there will be a lot of head room to just run to the April Fools high.

So if SPY hits 427 expect a pull back then kangaroo run to 452. If we hit 452 then we will see it probably go back to 420 before testing Higher highs for longer and we might see SPY 500... or we'll get dumped on in a big correction and the next run will be when we finally see SPY 500.

[Anonymous No.55135680]

Wealthsimple added options so now I can easily lose my money doing that, was thinking of puts on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55135688]

we dump after debt deal is signed

[Anonymous No.55135689]

>SOFI popped before I could get in when I knew it was going to
God fucking damnit.

[Anonymous No.55135703]

>>55133465
I was so close to going in on CXAI and GFAI this morning since they were lagging behind AI, IDAI, SOUN, and BFRG... I thought the pump was over...

[Anonymous No.55135707]

>>55135331
The only thing worse than an imbecile is a plagiarizer of imbeciles!

[Anonymous No.55135735]

Give it to me straight, bros. What net worth until I get to fuck any 18 y.o. pussy I want.

[Anonymous No.55135740]

>>55135652
I don’t know. I started buying shit at Costco because I’m middle aged, decently well off, and generally don’t give a fuck anymore.

[Anonymous No.55135743]

>>55135735
25 year old jobless drug addicts with a 2005 yellow mustang can pick up high school seniors my guy

[Anonymous No.55135745]

>>55135735
Any? 2 mil, minimum with no debt.

[Anonymous No.55135759]

>>55135745
that nigga was only alive for 47 years? they definitely killed him kek

[Anonymous No.55135762]

>>55135735
Anon, highschool girls are fucking crazy for guys that will buy them alcohol

[Anonymous No.55135773]

>tfw no art hoe gf to clue me in on ADBE's new generative fill feature before it caused the stock to moon

[Anonymous No.55135775]

>>55135735
highschool girls are easy. a half decent car, and a place they can crash is about all you need.

[Anonymous No.55135783]

>>55135759
If by they you meant tuberculosis then yeah they did kill him

[Anonymous No.55135805]

finna come down

[Anonymous No.55135809]

>>55135783
>implying Scotland Yard didn't send some sick guy to cough on him

[Anonymous No.55135826]

Just a reminder that Intel is undervalued.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/nvidia-ceo-intel-test-chip-results-for-next-gen-process-look-good
Nvidia is a competitor for most other things Intel and Jensen would not say that if it wasn't credible in any way as a way to make sure TSMC is charging reasonable prices for their chips.

[Anonymous No.55135833]

>>55135662
WTF CHICK-FIL-A HAS GONE WOKE NOW TOO?

[Anonymous No.55135845]

>>55135783
>>55135809
>a disease you can catch at any time in your life that remains dormant for decades
>"thanks to Russian prisons" it can be resistant to multiple antibiotics
This pathogen glows.

[Anonymous No.55135852]

>>55135572
By not shorting it. Inverse tastyfags strat.
>Jannies
S

[Anonymous No.55135870]

>>55135845
You're thinking of Lyme disease. Stay fuckin woke.

[Anonymous No.55135952]

>>55135948
>>55135948

[Anonymous No.55136145]

>>55135680
worst brokerage, good work

[Anonymous No.55137073]

has anyone tried sofi's brokerage account?