/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55087603]

SOXL Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55086083

[Anonymous No.55087616]

URANIUM
R
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U
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what's new ?

[Anonymous No.55087626]

So you're saying NVDA is undervalued

[Anonymous No.55087628]

A.I.

[Anonymous No.55087634]

Any fellow SQQQ bag holders? My average is 36

[Anonymous No.55087635]

why haven't they announced a UVXY split yet bros
what are these tiny hats up tp

[Anonymous No.55087638]

All of my buy & hold positions are making me money... a good amount actually
I just wish I was better at timing options so I could have some short term fun. I always fuck it up because I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.55087641]

we will never go down because ai has created a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.55087646]

>>55087626
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.55087653]

>>55087634
My average is 28.50
I have been beheemed. I cannot cope - it was supposed to go back to 40...

[Anonymous No.55087656]

Good afternoon /smg/! Just finished some delicious Mediterranean food from next door. I was scanning through the archives and I'm glad to see there is a few fellow boomers in this general. Now little zoomer go out and mow the lawn or I'm not giving you your vbucks allowance.

[Anonymous No.55087658]

>>55087641
What if the AI is setting us up for a rugpull? I mean the AI is actually the one buying into this huge bubble just to trap baggies.

[Anonymous No.55087660]

>>55087635
Wondering the same

[Anonymous No.55087663]

>>55087634
>>55087653
time to swap to TQQQ, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.55087664]

>>55087653
That’s not even that bad. I’ll probably never get my money back lmao

[Anonymous No.55087670]

Uh, Transheuser Busch sisters? When do we start worrying?

[Anonymous No.55087671]

>>55087658
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.55087672]

so everybody is just ignoring the blow off top we had 53 minutes ago?

[Anonymous No.55087674]

>>55087641
Just a few more months of AI ai'ing and the stock markets are a solved game.

[Anonymous No.55087676]

>>55087656
Was that restaurant there when you moved in? I don't remember seeing it on Google Maps last year

[Anonymous No.55087679]

my dumping stock is turning around. based slurpers

[Anonymous No.55087682]

I'm not selling AMD until it goes to $200

[Anonymous No.55087684]

>>55087663
My thoughts exactly, time to buy into the winning side! I can finally run with the retarded mumu crew

[Anonymous No.55087685]

>>55087658
It definitely is. But how much higher can it go before that happens? We should have crashed long ago across most sectors but ai saved the market.

[Anonymous No.55087692]

>>55087672
I thought the golden bull was breaking out. There's some vicious crabbing going on.

[Anonymous No.55087698]

>>55087672
its called a breather, we're not even at power hour

[Anonymous No.55087710]

everyone has incorporated ai machine learning indicators into their trading strategies, right?

[Anonymous No.55087714]

>>55087685
They keep shutting it down when we're supposed to crash.

[Anonymous No.55087716]

>>55087671
That's a Jedi.

>>55087674
AI will realize what a scam the stockmarket is and how overvalued everything is. AI will thus SELL everything.

[Anonymous No.55087717]

Power hour soon.

[Anonymous No.55087721]

>>55087685
no the bank term funding program saved the market

[Anonymous No.55087722]

>>55087716
thats a sith akshually

[Anonymous No.55087724]

>NIO

[Anonymous No.55087728]

>>55087676
Know, it opened just over a year ago. When I moved in next door it was just purchased. It used to be an old antique store. They completely gutted the entire building down to the studs and started fresh. It was 8 months of construction noise which was hellish but I got to know the owner during the process and now I get free food everytime I go there.

[Anonymous No.55087732]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55087737]

>>55087722
sith dont exist, it was literally the same guy :^)

[Anonymous No.55087741]

>>55087641
I'm sick of seeing this image in every fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.55087745]

>>55087638
Options are the only thing moving my account

[Anonymous No.55087752]

>>55087732
>YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55087758]

>>55087741

[Anonymous No.55087759]

>>55087741
that's why i post it in every thread anon.

[Anonymous No.55087761]

>>55087741
H-haha
*goes to pornobae and searches dadcrush*

[Anonymous No.55087765]

> naked emperors
> rodent reptile racing
What was that Aesop guy on about with his weird little stories? I think he might have been trying to say I should buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.55087766]

>>55087752
Kek I was waiting for this. I think it's hilarious that this general is so schizo that they think static x poster is a glowie

[Anonymous No.55087767]

lol how is ARKK down 3% today

[Anonymous No.55087772]

INTCel bros...

[Anonymous No.55087778]

Will i break even with my 34$ soxl?
Be honest anon

[Anonymous No.55087779]

Best way to make $10k quick?

[Anonymous No.55087782]

>>55087766
>this general is so schizo
no you're schizo

[Anonymous No.55087783]

>>55087758
I love wall street movies, but I never watched this and it looks like one of those made for tv movies. Is it worth giving it a go?

[Anonymous No.55087787]

>>55087766
It's really just one mega-schizo giving the rest of us schizos a bad name.

[Anonymous No.55087792]

>>55087782
how much did you lose on NVDA pootanon?

[Anonymous No.55087793]

>>55087783
10x better than Wolf of Wall Street.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55087798]

You need to stop replying to yourself and take your meds.

[Anonymous No.55087800]

You're prepared for the violent unwinding of 0dte options contracts right before the close, right anon? Hope you bought calls... Don't go to SMG tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55087801]

>>55087779
Have about $2,400,000 and buy t-bills or BIL. You'll make that in a month, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.55087806]

>>55087783
holy fuck it blows the WS ones away

[Anonymous No.55087808]

>>55087782
We're all a little schizo here.

[Anonymous No.55087813]

>>55087783
>>55087793
Big Short>Margin Call>Wolf

[Anonymous No.55087818]

>>55087782
Now go home and get your vix shares.

[Anonymous No.55087823]

>>55087787
Fresh IP.

[Anonymous No.55087824]

>>55087767
not enough A.I.

[Anonymous No.55087826]

GOP is conceding on defense spending, a deal is imminent, do not sell your calls, I repeat do not sell your calls this rally will go into next week.

[Anonymous No.55087827]

>>55087792
I lost exactly $9,300.24 on NVDA. Ya win some, ya lose some, but ya live to trade another day... but not this one

[Anonymous No.55087832]

>>55087818
>I fucked short-sellers like that in the ass. Fucked 'em in the ass.
>Fuckin' break up my thread.

[Anonymous No.55087833]

10 year treasuries have gone "no bid."

[Anonymous No.55087834]

How do I buy shares in Enron?

[Anonymous No.55087835]

>>55087616
>UUUU

[Anonymous No.55087837]

shill me a quick play for power hour
>no options

[Anonymous No.55087842]

>>55087823
>1pbtid
nice try

[Anonymous No.55087844]

Is the banking crisis safely behind us?

[Anonymous No.55087846]

>>55087766
perfect. another saved image

[Anonymous No.55087850]

>>55087826
>GOP is conceding on defense spending
Goddamn it, I bet on MIC.

[Anonymous No.55087852]

>>55087818
>new covid variant
>Cramer is scared

[Anonymous No.55087855]

>>55087826
what rally?

[Anonymous No.55087853]

Worth holding SOXL calls over night? I would only loose less then 5% of value if it crabbed up 80% on $20 strike from this morning.

[Anonymous No.55087856]

>>55087658
nope this breakthrough Nvidia has with its processing power is as significant as Intel breakthrough with the multi core processor

we are entering a new era of data computation that will improve efficiency and every software company is buying it up

[Anonymous No.55087858]

>>55087844
after the fed is forced to raise in july, the banking crisis will be reignited.

[Anonymous No.55087859]

>>55087834
It's old enough that if you search around you can occasionally find physical certificates, which can be bought. They trade at a pretty steep premium, though.

[Anonymous No.55087864]

>>55087842
no u

[Anonymous No.55087867]

>>55087855
Tech rally

[Anonymous No.55087871]

>NVDA 384 limit filled
nice growth position right there

[Anonymous No.55087873]

>>55087670
The fair price is $65, but then you need to apply a $65 QR code coupon.

[Anonymous No.55087878]

No nahnahnahnah, you insulted his portfolio a little bit, you got a little out of order yourself.

[Anonymous No.55087879]

>>55087827
Just reup aint no way it hangs here on spec of 37% better gains on a single quarter in 2024 then their best quarter ever.

[Anonymous No.55087882]

>nope this breakthrough Nvidia has with its processing power is as significant as Intel breakthrough with the multi core processor
>we are entering a new era of data computation that will improve efficiency and every software company is buying it up
These are the kind of people that are moving this market.

[Anonymous No.55087883]

>>55087871
>PERMANENTLY
>HIGH
>PLATEAU

verification not required

[Anonymous No.55087887]

SPCE successful launch today, still down for some reason. I bought a bunch.

[Anonymous No.55087892]

>>55087793
>>55087808
wolf is ws movie for women who think working is like disneyland

[Anonymous No.55087898]

why is the QQQ outperforming the ndx isn't it the exact same shit? Fuck man

[Anonymous No.55087900]

>>55087887
Their joke of a carnival ride is worth more if blown up for the insurance money.

[Anonymous No.55087904]

>>55087892
I once saw a woman crash her car into a parked car like that.
>WTF is she going to hit that car?
>Oh shit she's going to hit that car.

[Anonymous No.55087906]

>>55087892

[Anonymous No.55087908]

>>55087873
why don't they just throw it away? it's less embarrassing than giving it away for free and failing. chock it up to spoilage and reformulate for your queer audience.

[Anonymous No.55087909]

>>55087793
I watched wolf of wall street again recently and outside of being able to imagine Margot Robbie using my tongue as toilet paper (strictly for when she goes number 2) the movie is kind of cringe. It's like a frat boy wrote a movie about wall street.

[Anonymous No.55087912]

>>55087898
NDX is nasdaq 100. I'm pretty sure QQQ is nasdaq composite

[Anonymous No.55087913]

>>55087887
i nooticed that after you mentioned the launch in the last thread, and wonder wtf. i suppose that many invoosters are spooked off of it due to the collapse of Virgin Orbit.

[Anonymous No.55087918]

>10yr 3.819%
>2yr 4.513%

[Anonymous No.55087922]

>>55087778
God I hope not. I bought soxs this morning

[Anonymous No.55087928]

>>55087909
She seems like a good girl.

[Anonymous No.55087936]

oil bros...

[Anonymous No.55087937]

>>55087918
Meanwhile in Nvidia land.

[Anonymous No.55087942]

>>55087873
It's already so cheap at Target they'll actually pay you to drink it, I think.

[Anonymous No.55087948]

>>55087937
1200W PSU guidance, amirite?

[Anonymous No.55087949]

>>55087879
if it goes back down to $360 i will buy 100 shares in my Roth IRA now that I am not chained to Blackrock managed ETFs. Other than that, I have no plans to touch any single stocks again. SPY and MM fund is all I need

[Anonymous No.55087951]

>>55087937
This will be so interesting. The options gambling on next Q might even be worse than yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55087955]

>>55087908
AB has agreed to start buying back expired beer, so maybe they're just gonna sit on it and wait for it to go bad.

[Anonymous No.55087959]

>>55087918
Sssshh anon, its supposed to be a surprise

[Anonymous No.55087964]

What the fuck, by the time this all settles out... I might gain two months of runway in one day

[Anonymous No.55087966]

One night, I'm gonna come to you oil shorters, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.

[Anonymous No.55087972]

>>55087908
I mean, if you're going to literally give it to me for free, I'll drink your tranny beer.

[Anonymous No.55087975]

>>55087948
And they're missing sales targets recently. Did ChatGPT write their guidence?

[Anonymous No.55087979]

>>55087964
Eventually you're gonna have to stop extending that runway and realize you're actually flying smooth.

[Anonymous No.55087980]

>>55087912
What's the difference? Google doesn't even tell me it's fucking useless. But ndx is pumping now so I'm happy

[Anonymous No.55087981]

Situations that may result in excess inventory or related impairments include:
•changes in business and economic conditions resulting in decreased consumer confidence, including downturns in our target markets and/or overall economy and changes in the credit market;
•higher incidence of inventory obsolescence because of rapidly changing technology or customer requirements;
•new product introductions resulting in less demand for existing products or inconsistent spikes in demand due to unexpected end use cases;
•increase in demand for competitive products, including competitive actions;
•fluctuations in demand for our products related to cryptocurrency mining; or
•decrease in future demand, decrease in the cost of supply chain materials, or changes in the design of future products where we have entered into long-term supply commitments, including prepayments, particularly to the extent we are placing orders well in advance of our historical lead times and/or before the design of those products is final.

Of the 6 factors leading to an estimate change on their 10Q 5 are present and accounted for. I'm doing covered puts all the way down to 200 where this bitch belongs

[Anonymous No.55087987]

>>55087887
the successful launch was probably priced in already, my brother bought SPCE before a launch once and lost money after it was successful because of it.

[Anonymous No.55088002]

>>55087972
Did you get anything fun for your birthday? My mom sent me some snacks and weird mini cupcakes
>>55087979
What? No. The runway can only get longer. If you start using the runway, you've already lost. You must constantly and endlessly work and save for things you'll never be able to afford

[Anonymous No.55088005]

>>55087909
Wolf of Wall Street is shit.
It's only worth watching for Margot Robbie being nude.

Even The Big Short had a better scene with Robbie, although she wasn't visibly nude.

[Anonymous No.55088019]

so why is russia fudding oil?

[Anonymous No.55088024]

ndx - top 100 nonfinancial companies from the nasdaq, it's what the /nq futures are based on
composite - every stock listed on the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.55088025]

>>55088002
>You must constantly and endlessly work and save for things you'll never be able to afford
Sounds like my life, before I discovered NVDA

[Anonymous No.55088043]

>>55087975
>Did ChatGPT write their guidence?
That would be a kino stunt if they came out and said that.

[Anonymous No.55088044]

>>55087656
Enjoy your UONE losses faggot LOL

[Anonymous No.55088045]

>>55087987
>SOXS
I knew the risk was calculated, but man am i bad at math.

[Anonymous No.55088048]

What even is an "Nvidia"? What does that word even mean? It's not a real word. It's not like McDonalds, which is named after the man who owns the company. It's not like Bear Stearns, which was composed of a bunch of stern bobos who died out (despite the market crashing!)
In comparison, "Nvidia" doesnt make sense, that's not a real word.

[Anonymous No.55088047]

>>55088019
Some retarded gopnik is behaving like the camel jockeys in the 50's. Zero foresight or understanding of the market.

[Anonymous No.55088055]

Don't need clothes on the moon!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55088063]

>>55088002
My parents gave me a cute super Mario birthday card with $100 in gift cards to the local steakhouse. My mother told me she would make me whatever meal I want so this weekend I'm going to ask her to make me a whole meatloaf just for me, with mashed potatoes. I'm not a cake guy so I tell her to never bake me a cake.
>>55088005
20 something year old me thought it was amazing but now that I'm in my 30's I see it for what it is.

[Anonymous No.55088066]

>>55088048
>Nvidia initially had no name and the co-founders named all their files NV, as in "next version".[24] The need to incorporate the company prompted the co-founders to review all words with those two letters, leading them to "invidia", the Latin word for "envy".[24]

Also while looking up the origin, noticed this
>The three men founded the company in a meeting at a Denny's roadside diner in East San Jose (just off Interstate 680 at the Berryessa Road interchange).[23]

DENN sympathy bid soon?

[Anonymous No.55088068]

>>55088045
I feel like this tiny tuxedo kitten is judging me.

[Anonymous No.55088070]

bullchads are unironically so back.

[Anonymous No.55088073]

>>55087987
>success was priced in at -7%
I bought leaps mid day, so pretty much flat for now. Maybe boomers are just slow on picking up the news?

[Anonymous No.55088079]

>>55088066
>DENN

[Anonymous No.55088081]

>>55087966
Are you going to ouchi me?

[Anonymous No.55088086]

>>55087634
I'm just starting to get into SOXS/SQQQ. AI, SOUN, PACW, DPST was more fun for the past two weeks.

SMCI, NVDA, TSM, AVGO all breaking out... or are we prepping for a failed breakout? Fun times.

[Anonymous No.55088097]

>>55088081
That's the printable translation of the original Arabic, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.55088098]

yea the main theme
cream by all means
and hairbrained schemes (NVDA call credit spread)

[Anonymous No.55088103]

IM GETTING HEEMED BTY SQQQ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55088108]

>>55088063
Cool stuff, hope you had a good birthday. Steak sounds nice

[Anonymous No.55088111]

LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.55088117]

>>55088103
>bears always early, bulls always late.

learn to time the market! so easy!

[Anonymous No.55088125]

AI unironically is tulip mania 2.0
>"like uuuuhh.... sales are down and we're sitting on millions of overpriced GPUs nobody wants to buy but becasue of AI we'll make more profits than ever before"

who the fuck is buying this? it certainly cant be smart money moving in there.

[Anonymous No.55088128]

>>55088103
This market is so fucking gay. I'm about to take my ball and go home

[Anonymous No.55088134]

>>55088108
I actually did literally nothing for my birthday kek. I went to work and didn't tell anyone it was my birthday because I didn't want any bullshit special treatment. So needless to say, I spent my birthday exactly as planned. Going to use those gift cards to take a couple friends out to dinner this weekend. No point in going alone.

[Anonymous No.55088135]

>>55088128
>I'm about to take my ball and go home
that's exactly what I did today.

[Anonymous No.55088138]

>>55087710
yeah, I just short any company that mentions AI

[Anonymous No.55088139]

Stock and finance movies worth checking out:
Glengarry Glenn Ross
Barbarians at the Gate
Trader - Paul Tudor Jones story
PBS Frontline - Betting on the Market
Boiler Room (for the lulz)
The Water Engine
The Big Short
Margin Call
Wall Street Warriors
Wallstreet 1987
Rogue Trader
Feeakonomics
Floored

[Anonymous No.55088146]

ALL MY CLEANSPARK PROFITS GONE
POOF IM BACK AT NET ZERO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55088154]

>>55087918
rookie numbers. 21 day yield is nearly 7%

[Anonymous No.55088158]

>>55088139
>No Trading Places

[Anonymous No.55088161]

>>55088138
So short NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55088163]

>>55088138
how the fuck are you alive?
t. Jensen

[Anonymous No.55088170]

>>55088125
There's such a giant demand for mediocre labor, dude, you don't understand. Literally every business will need to buy 50 graphics cards instead of hiring people or renting cluster time.

[Anonymous No.55088171]

>>55088146
why the hell you still playing bitcorn miners. AI was where it was at nibba.

[Anonymous No.55088178]

>>55088158
Yea I excluded the annoying nigger meme movie from my list, sorry

[Anonymous No.55088186]

>>55088171
retard i put all my cleanspark into sqqq and died

[Anonymous No.55088187]

LFLY

This stock IPO'd at $10 and is now $0.32
How the fuck does a stock go down 99.9% from it's IPO price?

[Anonymous No.55088189]

>>55088139
You're forgetting the international investment kino Empire of Dust.

[Anonymous No.55088191]

>>55088170
You can't just render labourer anon

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55088192]

>>55088139
I'm a fan of Kill Bill

[Anonymous No.55088202]

>>55088138
Are you sure that's wise anon?

[Anonymous No.55088203]

>>55088125
smart money buys ahead of the news and now is using retail bulls/bears as exit liquidity.

simple as.

>>55088146
>retard
I was the one making money from moving CLSK to the AI meme. Keep calling me retard.

[Anonymous No.55088205]

all in all, bit of a crab day

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088208]

>>55088139
>worth checking out

>>55088178
anon didn’t lie and made a pretty comprehensive list. based.

[Anonymous No.55088210]

>>55088178
Wow, where did that come from? Sounds like you could use one of those swap experiences.

[Anonymous No.55088217]

My right eye keeps twitching. Think I’m stressed out.

[Anonymous No.55088224]

so what happened with nvda and soxl? did they mention ai in an earnings call again?

[Anonymous No.55088228]

I'm thinking of longing the 2yr with every cent I have...

[Anonymous No.55088229]

>>55088224
guidance was through the roof. shorties got heemed and now AI FOMO took over.

finna gonna get into SOXS and SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55088230]

>>55088217
that or you just need some sleep. my eyes do that too if I stare at screens too long

[Anonymous No.55088232]

>>55088224
Yes. David Soxl promised that AI will bring him 11 billion smackers in revenue

[Anonymous No.55088233]

>>55088170
It really sucks here in Michigan because we have a general population shortage because this state has been shit for so long that everyone left. So not only do with have a people shortage but that makes the labor shortage even more severe. It fucking sucks, I was very lucky to get a handful of good employees.

[Anonymous No.55088236]

>>55088228
PCE released pre market tomorrow. Might as well go all in.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088237]

>>55088044
>UONE losses
>he doesn’t know about le negro freedom day coming up
newfag

[Anonymous No.55088243]

>>55088228
Anon, why don't you walk me through your thinking here. Step by step. The actions that will help your thesis then the consequences of those actions.

[Anonymous No.55088242]

>>55088224
50 times

[Anonymous No.55088253]

>>55088139
Rogue Trader was LMAO, it felt cheap and pretty superficial.

[Anonymous No.55088256]

>>55088237
oh so you're with this avatar fag >>55088233 telling ppl to get into UONE for juneteenth for months instead of NVDA calls before you got doxxed.

fuck off fagggot

[Anonymous No.55088258]

>>55088217
I know this is a meme, but drink water. I get muscle spasms when I don't drink enough.

[Anonymous No.55088260]

>>55088230
You’re probably right. I’ll cut myself off this weekend.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088264]

>>55088228
why not go all in on the 1mo instead?

[Anonymous No.55088266]

Wow, another profoundly Jewish day.

[Anonymous No.55088269]

>>55088203
agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55088270]

>>55088256
Hey watch how you talk to scoopsies, he's my bitch! Also I already took profits on my UONE calls awhile ago.

[Anonymous No.55088271]

short all $ denominated assets

[Anonymous No.55088275]

>>55088233
This is just what happens when people stop giving a shit. It's how civilizations often die: not working, not paying taxes, everyone checking out en masse.

[Anonymous No.55088277]

>>55088270
JFC this movie is older than most of the niggers posting ITT.

[Anonymous No.55088284]

>>55088266
it's definitely a jewish day, but listening to the idiots in /smg/ is worse. At least follow the jews instead of going against them kek

>>55088269
>learn to communicate
if you want me to follow your trades (LOSSES) make a trip like all the other /smg/ fags that whine
>>55088270
sure you did fag

[Anonymous No.55088285]

>>55088243
The Fed is going to crash the economy this year, which will force them to lower rates. I'm too pussy to long the 10yr with every cent I have though. If I'm wrong I can stomach bagholding the 2yr though.

[Anonymous No.55088287]

This market is so batshit insane I'm just gonna keep the cash under my bed and await for slurping opportunities once the hype dies down

[Anonymous No.55088291]

>>55088217
put a cold washcloth over it for a bit or drink a glass of tonic water. asked an eue doctor about the same thing recently

[Anonymous No.55088296]

>>55088284
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55088298]

>>55088284
>follow the jews instead of going against them kek

[Anonymous No.55088301]

>>55088285
You're betting on yields going down? But what do you think happens once the debt ceiling is resolved?

[Anonymous No.55088303]

hey scoopsies how much longer until you break even on your TQQQ bags??

[Anonymous No.55088315]

>>55088285
Anon, at 5% rates core inflation is barely holding steady. If they cut even a couple %, it will shoot through the roof.

A couple office REITs going under will neither free up labor, nor energy, nor industrial capacity that you'd need for a crash to bring down inflation.

[Anonymous No.55088319]

>>55088287

Indeed. If you trade just get and and get out intraday. don't go against the 0DTE flows that get caught offsides.

>>55088296
>>55088298
with the RIGHT jews you win. Don't rely on info by the the avatar fags and scoopsies that aren't higher than a shabbos goy kek

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088323]

>>55088256
>>55088284
I’d be going all in on MEDS rn if I were you

[Anonymous No.55088325]

HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS

[Anonymous No.55088327]

I have calls on Costco and Autodesk. Shorted Marvell based on what Analog Devices did. Went long short on Nvidia, SOXL and SPY. I'm all set for whatever happens AH and in the next weeks.

[Anonymous No.55088332]

>>55088319
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55088334]

>>55088325
>SOXS: -20%
Glad I stepped out of the way of that freight train.

[Anonymous No.55088342]

>>55088327
After MRVL, AVGO's earnings is next thursday. Loading up on SOXS.

>>55088332
quick crying bitch

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088345]

>>55088332
based.

[Anonymous No.55088349]

Name some good goyslop stocks to buy. I want to invest in America's bad habits. I think that Americans will only continue to snack and eat fast food more and more.

[Anonymous No.55088355]

>>55088319
I don't listen to twinks who dox themselves, anyway.

[Anonymous No.55088358]

>>55088334
I slurped the fuck out of it

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088362]

>>55088342
>quick crying bitch
I don’t think he can cry any quicker, you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.55088364]

>>55088349
Bad move: everyone's starting to reach their breaking point on price and service, while NVO, LLY, and PFE are dumping GLP-1 drugs onto fatties.

[Anonymous No.55088368]

>>55088362
stop using the Hard-R why-tee

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088377]

>>55088368
why ya eat so much watermelon and KFC, you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.55088382]

Great day, see you guys tomorrow for another

[Anonymous No.55088385]

>>55088368
fuck off nigger this is a whites only general and maybe that one pajeet.

[Anonymous No.55088388]

>>55088377
the pot pie at KFC is kind of good, everything else I have ever ordered there I regret

[Anonymous No.55088391]

>>55088342
Yep, you know it. I think we topped today.

>>55088349
PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Tyson Foods, Nestle, Cargill, JBS and Mars. Did not include beer companies since you didn't specify but you invest in Anheuser-Busch and Molson Coors if you want that.

[Anonymous No.55088392]

>>55088382
See you tommorow for SOXL 25!

[Anonymous No.55088396]

when the debt ceeling nothing burger is done will the markets pump ???

[Anonymous No.55088399]

>>55088377
>>55088385

Calling me a nigger while you suck UONE calls for Juneteenth instead of Small Taiwaneese GPUs for MUCHO GAINZESSSSS

Keep losing to the j00s why-tee

>>55088391
yup it was nice exit liquidity from the idiots that keep "@>>" me

[Anonymous No.55088405]

YOU CLOSE IT

[Anonymous No.55088406]

Alright that's a wrap. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.55088408]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55088413]

I want to die

[Anonymous No.55088420]

>>55088413
The good news is that you will eventually.

[Anonymous No.55088424]

>>55088408
idk i did stuff. i pressed a lot of buttons.

[Anonymous No.55088426]

>>55088413
come find me irl i can make your dreams a reality as long as you don't care what i do to your corpse

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088428]

>>55088388
based

>>55088399
cringe

>the duality of man

[Anonymous No.55088427]

Does China benefit if the US defaults?

[Anonymous No.55088429]

>>55088382
See ya. I will take care of the bobos in your absence

[Anonymous No.55088436]

>>55088408
+.70%
TYBSOXL for keeping me green today

[Anonymous No.55088444]

>>55088388
I'm actually a big fan of their chicken sandwiches and fries. My usual KFC (YUM) order is a sandwich, fries, Pepsi, and a couple of biscuits.

[Anonymous No.55088445]

>>55088408
finna moving my AI & regional bank longs into tech shorts today. We'll see if PCE does something tomorrow.

>>55088428
>the duality of fag

CAAAAHHHHHRINGGGE. Don't make me post your dox again white boy

[Anonymous No.55088451]

>>55088388
i like the commercial for the new nuggets
>these dont even need sauce

[Anonymous No.55088452]

>>55088388
YUM brands reign supreme. Taco bell is the king of fast food. Only place that's still affordable in 2023. Tye deluxe box meal is the best value in all of fast food right now.

[Anonymous No.55088456]

>>55088408
bretty gud

[Anonymous No.55088459]

>>55088445
>15 pbtid
seriously nigger go back

[Anonymous No.55088462]

>>55088408
It could have been better, but thank you for asking.

[Anonymous No.55088465]

>>55088408
Had the biggest % gain in my life today 536% off soxl calls

[Anonymous No.55088466]

>>55088408
Missed the mark by a smidge.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55088472]

>>55088444
I don't understand why they don't serve watermelon or grape soda.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55088473]

>>55088445
Too late. I already did it for you.

Could you guys help a nigger out and buy me some pizzas now?

[Anonymous No.55088475]

>>55087835
KING

[Anonymous No.55088476]

>>55088408

[Anonymous No.55088480]

I hate POWW so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.55088483]

>>55088427
Default as in "we're a couple days late on payment" or default as in we write off all bonds?

[Anonymous No.55088484]

>>55088459
>bitching about 1 post per ID, and now bitching when I post more.

Go stick more dragon dildo up your losses

>>55088473
is that your ram ranch with the miko avatar-faggot?

[Anonymous No.55088485]

Don't forget, fallout new Vegas ultimate edition is free on epic right now

[Anonymous No.55088491]

>>55088408
Good day. +2% and locked in +$495 from my spreads.

[Anonymous No.55088494]

>>55088485
Tranny game

[Anonymous No.55088496]

>>55088485
>epic
>not paying Todd

[Anonymous No.55088497]

>>55088480
I thought the /k/onsensus from gun owners was that they're a shitty company regardless?

[Anonymous No.55088498]

>>55088485
>epic
Cringe

[Anonymous No.55088502]

I'm 15% down on gold miners. Should I just cut it?

[Anonymous No.55088520]

>>55088388
>>55088444
Checked

[Anonymous No.55088521]

>>55088408
I sold the top of SOXL and bought the top of SOXS this morning

[Anonymous No.55088525]

>MRVL
Holy shit I'm getting heemed. My bet was small but still lost liquidity. Hoping Costco pulls through.

[Anonymous No.55088528]

>>55088521
>bought the top of SOXS
I hope you mean the bottom of SOXS.

[Anonymous No.55088530]

>>55088498

[Anonymous No.55088535]

My total account value hit $100k today
Then I remember... my total amount deposited is $107k...

[Anonymous No.55088537]

Frb anon here
I got a position at Jpm with a 50% raise today
In case anyone was worried about me

[Anonymous No.55088542]

>>55088189
I did that forget that one. Thanks anon. You can also add America Ruling Class to the list as well
>>55088210
The premise is retarded and race baiting. You don't need to be black to be poor lol the movie is schlocky
>>55088253
It was cheap but regardless there are kino scenes
https://youtu.be/LI2jDJ4foJ8
And the 50 million quid scene

[Anonymous No.55088546]

>>55088537
Based dark side joiner.

[Anonymous No.55088551]

>>55088537
Congrats

[Anonymous No.55088554]

>>55088535
i lost 65k last year dont be a faggot

[Anonymous No.55088557]

>>55088485
I always resented Vegas for being even shittier than FO3 in terms of polish. Imagine getting mogged by a Bethesda game in that sense. Still like it though.

[Anonymous No.55088559]

>>55088542
Oh, I see. You're one of those /tv/ Roger Ebert wannabes. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.55088558]

>>55088537
Nice

[Anonymous No.55088560]

>DLTR

[Anonymous No.55088562]

Up 17% today and 88% YTD. Feels good. Fuck bears.

[Anonymous No.55088572]

>>55088525
Almost nothing can stop this semiconductor rally.

[Anonymous No.55088573]

>>55088525
better to short BAKA, SOXX or use SOXS.
AVGO earnings next thursday. You gotta give room to let the early shorties get burned.

[Anonymous No.55088583]

>>55088537
Welcome to the fortress, king.

[Anonymous No.55088584]

>>55088408
Thanks NVDA

[Anonymous No.55088590]

>>55088408
-4,4%

not good

[Anonymous No.55088591]

>>55088560
>Dollar tree
>Stock price isn't $1
These scammers get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.55088597]

>>55088537
Congrats Bloomberg anon, now unfilter baggot.

[Anonymous No.55088599]

>AH
what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.55088603]

>>55088559
I try

[Anonymous No.55088605]

>>55088557
>New vegas is worse than 3
>Imagine
>Mogged
Zoomers have no soul

[Anonymous No.55088608]

>>55088542
>>55088253
>>55088139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--H8SY334Zw

[Anonymous No.55088612]

Mumu, how much higher is QQQ going? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.55088613]

>>55088542
Wait, wtf this is another movie. I mean Rogue Trader (2021). I just found out it seems to be a german movie. But IFRC it was about a trader in UK.

[Anonymous No.55088614]

>>55088485

[Anonymous No.55088617]

>>55087634
29.14

[Anonymous No.55088618]

>>55088599
ashford hospitality down 3% on the day and another 2.5% post market. something definitely seems fucky. I wager the hebrews are to blame

[Anonymous No.55088619]

>>55088605
>in terms of polish

[Anonymous No.55088626]

JOHNNY
GUITAR

[Anonymous No.55088631]

>>55088537
>banking
What kind of banking do you do though? Are you a teller?

[Anonymous No.55088630]

>>55088408
+16% today, +80% ytd thanks to nvda, amd

[Anonymous No.55088632]

>>55088603
I went to a lecture of his in college and it was breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.55088639]

Costco FAILED
Target FAILED

AMERICA HAS FALLEN

[Anonymous No.55088647]

so what's stopping me from throwing in 10k and then continuously day trading momentum until I make $100 every day? I only have have to make 1% profit, i literally don't see a downside

[Anonymous No.55088652]

>>55088647
Nothing! Just be yourself ;)

[Anonymous No.55088660]

>>55088652
really tho

[Anonymous No.55088661]

>>55088647
the only thing that's stopping you is you
welcome to the gravy train buddy

[Anonymous No.55088663]

>>55088647
Imagine making 1% a day

[Anonymous No.55088666]

>>55088546
>>55088551
>>55088558
>>55088583
thank you anons
>>55088597
lol no
>>55088631
im in a corporate finance role to keep it broad

[Anonymous No.55088674]

>>55088528
no the top at 15.81

[Anonymous No.55088680]

>>55088666
hey satan please bankrut jpm for us too, we loved your work at frb

>>55088663
that's not even beating the 3% daily inflation

[Anonymous No.55088681]

>>55088560
>Inflation strangling everyone
>Dollar Tree plunges
This really is a clownconomy

[Anonymous No.55088686]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cathie-wood-arkk-dumped-nvidia-184505860.html
>The chipmaker has added around $560 billion in market capitalization since Wood dumped her shares — with the last $200 billion of that surge coming overnight after the company handily beat earnings.
Imagine being in ARKK or being as dumb as Cathie Wood at the moment.

[Anonymous No.55088690]

>>55088502
Why would you buy gold now? You're betting on the debt ceiling getting fixed aren't you? Well, you will get rewarded soon enough
Relax bro. You bought the top so of course you shouldn't expect immediate gains

[Anonymous No.55088693]

>>55088612
This this the best scene from Ken Park haha
>>55088613
Watch the one I posted it's decent and if you hate the plot you still get decent trade jargon
>>55088632
He and siskel were decent scholars in their youth for ehat it's worth. Love broken lizard

[Anonymous No.55088694]

>>55088680
youre thinking of my ex coworker who went
better (mortgage startup that crashed) -> SVB -> FRB -> SBNY
I'll make sure to short the next place that hires him

[Anonymous No.55088705]

>>55088626
Worst song.

[Anonymous No.55088708]

>>55088537
kick ass
BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55088711]

>>55087779
SAUCE?????

[Anonymous No.55088714]

>>55088694
get him a job at jpm seriously tho
if you see jamie dimon tell him the american people hate him

[Anonymous No.55088718]

>>55088686
i don't understand how there are so many etfs on the market that are just bags of garbage or SPY but worse
who puts money in these things?

[Anonymous No.55088720]

>>55088693
Oh, we're Linda Carter posting?

[Anonymous No.55088722]

>>55087908
it makes AB look bad but not the retailers selling it, though if it's really that hard to sell, the floor space is just being wasted on bud light and they would be better off never putting it out on the sales floor.

[Anonymous No.55088723]

>>55088639
>Costco Wholesale (COST) reported Quarter May 2023 earnings of $3.43 per share. The consensus earnings estimate was $3.32 per share on revenue of $54.6 billion. The Earnings Whisper number was $3.36 per share.

>Drops 1.4%

Bwuh?

[Anonymous No.55088724]

>>55088537
Congrats anon but this is incredibly bearish for JPM hiring staff from a failed bank with 50% raises

[Anonymous No.55088735]

>>55088718
they're high level financial instruments utilized by the most intelligentest of the hedge fund elite.
billhwang.jpeg

[Anonymous No.55088741]

>>55088724
nah theyll be fine. this quarter alone JPM is making $2b net income from the merger. some small amount of opex is not going to hurt them
and to blame FRB for the crash is just retarded

[Anonymous No.55088747]

>>55088723
Yeah but what was their made up guidance?

[Anonymous No.55088752]

>>55088741
>and to blame FRB for the crash is just retarded
Further proves my point

[Anonymous No.55088755]

>>55088752
dummy

[Anonymous No.55088762]

>>55088747
Ah I see the problem, they only said "AI" 40 times.

[Anonymous No.55088763]

>>55088287
the market has been insane for weeks, i said that weeks ago and now I'm regretting not getting in, it's not gonna stop until the end of the year at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.55088766]

>>55088718
What surprises me is how many unrelated ETFs have AAPL or TSLA as their major component.

[Anonymous No.55088769]

>>55088720
Pure taste
>>55088686
https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/cathie-wood-deep-dive-into-her-20-year-performance-history/
Another flop to add to her list of shotty performances

[Anonymous No.55088772]

>>55088537
Gj anon
Give us a heads up if Jamie starts looking at any other regionals

[Anonymous No.55088791]

>JUST IN: NYC freezes deposits at Capital one, $COF, and Keybank

>Market closed
>Credit crisis

[Anonymous No.55088800]

>>55088686
At least I'll probably be able to dump my ARKF bags soon. I hope.

[Anonymous No.55088805]

>>55088686
>RBLX
>COIN
>HOOD
how is this trash up 15%

[Anonymous No.55088806]

>>55088791
>all three members voted to freeze deposits at Capital One and KeyBank after the banks failed to submit required plans demonstrating their efforts to root out discrimination.
lmao

[Anonymous No.55088815]

>COST
Holy shit it dumped and I almost thought I lost all my money. Selling this ASAP at opening.

[Anonymous No.55088816]

Someone bake
I don't have anything for the next thread, but I'm sure at least one anon does... and I'm looking forward to seeing that

[Anonymous No.55088818]

>>55088806
You know, when I think racist klansmen, patriarchal WASPs, tattooed neo-Nazis, I think "Capital One". Or, if I'm really daring, "Keybank".

[Anonymous No.55088819]

i saw my
ARCHER
DANIELS
MIDLAND
spike up today around 1pm and still not seen any reason for it.

[Anonymous No.55088828]

>>55088819
People typoing "AMD" on their FOMO orders.

[Anonymous No.55088831]

>>55088806
Why the fuck would anyone want to live in ny

[Anonymous No.55088835]

>>55088791
Lets goooooooo

[Anonymous No.55088842]

>>55088805
HOOD is the best brokerage there is, niggerfagtard.

[Anonymous No.55088846]

>>55088831
>muh hustle
>muh bustle

[Anonymous No.55088847]

>>55088819
>>55088828
But seriously, maybe it's due to the Glencore, Bunge merger rumors.

[Anonymous No.55088851]

>>55088828
that makes sense
i bless them

[Anonymous No.55088863]

>>55088842
sure is

[Anonymous No.55088872]

oh no

[Anonymous No.55088875]

>>55088873
>>55088873

[Anonymous No.55088880]

>>55088863
>them lines have anything to do with how based HOOD is as a brokerage

[Anonymous No.55088882]

>>55088846
>muh getting robbed raped or mdk'ed on the train
I dont get it, I really dont.

[Anonymous No.55088891]

>>55088805
RH is adding 24/7 trading for the 50 most common stocks, now retail retards can panic sell 24 hours a day!

[Anonymous No.55088897]

>>55088818
All those people are my friends

[Anonymous No.55088936]

>>55088891
24/5