/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55062590]

Perennial Lum Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for oil shorts
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55060749

[Anonymous No.55062603]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55062608]

Okay I feel like whelping 1k. Gimme some retarded play.

[Anonymous No.55062611]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55062612]

he boke

[Anonymous No.55062616]

bros my favorite stock only has 111 volume today

[Anonymous No.55062622]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55062623]

huh
why do people keep pretending they're not going to reach an agreement for the debt ceiling stuff at the last minute? mccarthy is cali cryptoleftoid

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062629]

>>55062608
ALL IN ON TOPS!

[Anonymous No.55062632]

Dead Cat bounce or short Crabbing?

[Anonymous No.55062634]

>he baked
>for free
ngmi...

[Anonymous No.55062635]

Today's market action https://youtu.be/Us2FjKZjvFI

[Anonymous No.55062637]

Why haven't you ever invented anything? Too busy posting anime girls and losing money on SOXL?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062641]

>>55062637

[Anonymous No.55062642]

Total crab death

[Anonymous No.55062665]

Can I please buy Russian oil again?

[Anonymous No.55062674]

>>55062642
Crab is love Crab is life. How long are we gonna ride the 4170 4180 line?

[Anonymous No.55062675]

>>55062637
I'll have you know that ive only gained on soxl

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062686]

>>55062665
Yeah just purchase it through a Chinese/Indian intermediary.

[Anonymous No.55062690]

imagine missing the generational bottom in pfizer

[Anonymous No.55062694]

Accept the terms, Jack

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062699]

>>55062690
They're going to get sued over the side effects of their vaccine.

[Anonymous No.55062702]

So why is moderna up by 9%?

[Anonymous No.55062703]

>>55062699
bullish

[Anonymous No.55062712]

>>55062637
>black kid builds gaming computer
>headline making genius level prodigal technology architect
>white kid builds gaming computer
>gaymer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062719]

>>55062712
>muslim kid builds clock
>gets suspended for bringing bomb to school

[Anonymous No.55062720]

>>55062702
An advisory group for the World Health Organizationsaidthe current crop of shots should be updated to target the currently dominant XBB strains for the upcoming winter season.
The shots currently used in the U.K. and U.S. target the original omicron strain, to which the XBB.1.5 or XBB.1.16 variants are spinoffs.
It comes after the agencysaidin March that healthy children and teenagers probably do not need a Covid vaccine and amid falling uptake of updated shots.
Related:FDA Gives Green Signal To Second Omicron-Adapted Booster Shots For People At High Risk From Covid.
The group suggested no longer including the original COVID-19 strain in future vaccines. Based on data, the original virus no longer circulates in humans, and shots targeting the strain produce "undetectable or very low levels of neutralizing antibodies" against currently circulating variants.
Reutersreportedthat COVID-19 vaccine makers likePfizer Inc(NYSE:PFE)/BioNtech SE(NASDAQ:BNTX),Moderna Inc(NASDAQ:MRNA), andNovavax Inc(NASDAQ:NVAX) are already developing versions of their respective vaccines targeting XBB.1.5 and other currently circulating strains.
In addition, in January 2023, the U.S. Vaccines and Related Biologics Products Advisory Committee announced its intent to provide the industry with strain protocol guidance in Q2 of 2023 for the fall2023 COVID vaccine season.
Also Read:WHO Ends Global Emergency Status for COVID-19 3 Years After Declaration, CDC Director Resigns

[Anonymous No.55062721]

buy SOXS

[Anonymous No.55062727]

STOP SELLING YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING UP

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062730]

>>55062721
What's the play Spin? SOXS or NVDA puts?

[Anonymous No.55062732]

uhhh wtf is jerome doing at the capitol

[Anonymous No.55062740]

>>55062732
The us is defaulting literally right now, retard

[Anonymous No.55062743]

>>55062740
why are we dumping then?

[Anonymous No.55062748]

>>55062590
Did he long oil?

[Anonymous No.55062761]

>>55062730
my current portfolio is:

2000 SOXS's
1000 SQQQ's
-200 SPY

fuck this market and fuck democrats and their debt ceiling faggotry

[Anonymous No.55062791]

is lum poster really back or is someone fucking with us?

[Anonymous No.55062797]

also I had someone important to say but seeing lum made me forget what it was, kek

[Anonymous No.55062803]

>>55062743
HIGHER FOR LONGER (all the way through 2024)

[Anonymous No.55062807]

Vz quints chad reporting in

[Anonymous No.55062830]

um guys, 9 more days and no deal... But we're totally not defaulting they also raise the debt ceiling right? Right guys?!!!??

[Anonymous No.55062831]

>>55062761
>fuck democrats and their debt ceiling faggotry
What the fuck are you talking about? Dems just want to not default without bending over backwards but I mean.. if republicans want it soooo much I guess we can implode the world economy.

[Anonymous No.55062842]

the US isn't going to default

[Anonymous No.55062844]

Afternoon mumu, want to me to grab lunch for you? I can get you a drink if you're thirsty

[Anonymous No.55062846]

>>55062712
>>55062719
SSDD

[Anonymous No.55062847]

nigger nigger nigger POOTS ON UPST

[Anonymous No.55062852]

>>55062720
Thanks,altho i thought covid was over already,or at least i dont even hear about it anymore on the media,damn i sold early again

[Anonymous No.55062854]

>>55062831
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062859]

>>55062844
I want one of those Peach flavored High Noons, and an Italian grinder with provalone lettuce tomato salt pepper and a little olive oil.

[Anonymous No.55062861]

>>55062844
Hold on Bobo, why are you being so friendly all of a sudden?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062870]

>>55062831
work requirements for welfare niggers
or no welfare for niggers
the choice is yours
mr. biden

[Anonymous No.55062876]

PBW homie I wish I started a larger position

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55062891]

i'm sad, i'm making more money on the meme $420 SPY puts than the NVDA puts.... Maybe it's time I take money from the SPY puts and buy more NVDA puts.

[Anonymous No.55062895]

>>55062854
Whoa, I can feel all three of your brain cells coordinate for that one. Sick moves, anon. Do you have something like that for the retarded shit you were saying?.
>>55062870
Sure, I'd love to get rid of bankers and other relevant hedgie cancer. Just slide the proposal into the presidential dms.

[Anonymous No.55062896]

what idiot is buying tesla

[Anonymous No.55062899]

>>55062730
There is no way NVDA doesn't pump to ATHs tomorrow. The estimate was given last quarter and nvda will absolutely smash that low ass bar. $350~400 is probably where it will land. Remember, Micron missed earnings, lowered estimates and gave an overall shit picture and it still pumped 20%. I'm betting on clown and loading up on this sweet sweet nvda dip

[Anonymous No.55062901]

>>55062861
He wants you to slurp, if not gulp, so that he can dump on you again.

[Anonymous No.55062906]

cope seethe and dilate tech trannies

[Anonymous No.55062907]

>>55062719
>it was intended to be perceived as a bomb
>>55062870
no

[Anonymous No.55062911]

is anybody net positive from the 2022 crash? im not...

[Anonymous No.55062912]

>>55062891
???

[Anonymous No.55062925]

I took 100 0dte 417 SPY puts at 10:30 this morning, was sweating bullets for almost 2 straight hours. ty panic sellers I will pour one out in your honor tonight.

[Anonymous No.55062927]

>>55062623
The political environment now is far more polarized and focused on hurting the other tribe than securing the future compared to the last time when they made the stock market crash simply because they didn't like that a nigger became president.

[Anonymous No.55062929]

>>55062870
>work requirements
>Democrats finally give in
>ok listen up niggers, you're required to do X, Y, and Z to keep your welfare. You have to sign this sheet to prove you did it and conveniently nobody is going to follow up and make sure you did any of it
Literally a waste of time as long as Dems are in power.

[Anonymous No.55062935]

>>55062712
>FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER A HOOD RAT ISN'T SLINGING CRACK-COCAINE OR MAKING MIX TAPES EVERYONE COME LOOK
Honestly I empathize with the authors.

[Anonymous No.55062949]

>>55062623

Republicans are arguing today that June 1st isn't the real default date, which it isn't. Scalise wants receipts from jew hobbit Yellen. Biden/Yellen are using June 1st to force republicans into a surrender.

This is making bulls nervous.

[Anonymous No.55062971]

>>55062870
isn't the average black IQ only a few points above legally retarded? they will all just get declared retarded and bypass the work requirement.

[Anonymous No.55062975]

>>55062971
yes just a few points above baggie's

[Anonymous No.55062979]

>Lumposting is back
If there ever was a bigger bull signal, I'd like to know about it. Who here is buying NVDA calls?

[Anonymous No.55062982]

>Orange Juice Futures
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.55062989]

>>55062949
this is silly. a meteor strike wiping out half the country wouldn't make bulls nervous. line go up

[Anonymous No.55062992]

Mott bro still with us
This post is copyright, don't reproduce it silly goys

[Anonymous No.55062994]

>>55062925
>417

that's .5 too many

[Anonymous No.55062996]

I have level 4 options approval, portfolio margin, and a high risk tolerance. Shill me a strategy.

[Anonymous No.55063003]

Just go back down you retarded faggots. This pullback is high enough

[Anonymous No.55063005]

>>55062982
LMAO, we are back. Inflation is dead for good

[Anonymous No.55063008]

>>55062971
I think they lowered the retarded threshold cause of niggers

[Anonymous No.55063010]

>>55062996
Buy SQQQ and NGE

[Anonymous No.55063014]

you did buy pooots on UPST right anon?

[Anonymous No.55063017]

>>55062992
>Time may be running out for the bulls
So what's his case then? Market goes to zero, we all turn off our computers and become amish?

[Anonymous No.55063026]

if niggers are gonna lose their gibs then we should be shorting walmart no?

[Anonymous No.55063033]

>>55062979
Do you not remember the devastation Lum brought to this general years ago. If anything, this is the most blatant top signal I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.55063042]

>>55063017
No, but maybe to 3500?

[Anonymous No.55063043]

>>55063026
>lose their gibs
Not happening

[Anonymous No.55063044]

why the fuck is it such a big deal to require people to work or at least look for work in order to be fed

[Anonymous No.55063049]

>>55063044
because we hate each other

[Anonymous No.55063052]

>>55063042
Ok so just hold and don't sell. Maybe even sell some calls. Where's the problem?

[Anonymous No.55063063]

4165 is a fortress

[Anonymous No.55063069]

>>55062896
Your tax money.

[Anonymous No.55063074]

>>55063026
They already steal from Walmart. You need to look at the retail stores with high security like Louis Vuitton.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063077]

>>55063044
i dunno, why is it such a big deal if the ukraine gets reincorporated into the russian federation?

[Anonymous No.55063081]

>>55063044
Because I'm special and entitled to gibs from rich people

[Anonymous No.55063096]

>>55062996
NVDA puts, long term though fuck weeklies
>>55063044
You had to work in the soviet union too if you wanted to eat

[Anonymous No.55063106]

>>55062590
>imagine not buying the dip

[Anonymous No.55063109]

>tfw you've been buying physical gold with your GLD and IAU call profits
Follow me, anons. We will make it.
>>55063077
It's only a "big deal" for amerifats. I'm sick of those stupid slavs getting my peoples money/weapons.
Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.55063110]

>>55063026
>niggers losing their gibs ever
Fucking kek, you realize that gibs are literally governmental bribes to keep chimp outs at bay right?

[Anonymous No.55063114]

>>55063106
Pink is where I'd poke my donger before coitus.

[Anonymous No.55063120]

>>55062632
I understand this reference.

[Anonymous No.55063122]

>>55063110
ok still waiting for them to uphold their end of the deal

[Anonymous No.55063126]

>>55063110
Cleary doesn't work

[Anonymous No.55063130]

Anyone have the NVDA guidance for this year?
>>55063026
Welfare is supposed to help the downtrodden up but that only works in high trust, high morality societies, the opposite now happens. it is used to keep the standing army of blacks at bay since almost all on welfare have guns least in the states, if they took away gibs holy crap it would be King Floyd riots x100 the day they get cut off.

[Anonymous No.55063139]

>>55063044
Because there isn't actually enough work for everyone.

[Anonymous No.55063142]

>>55063110
>paying barbarians
>ever
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.55063155]

Is Macy's the new BBBY?

[Anonymous No.55063160]

>>55063044
They vote for a living.

[Anonymous No.55063161]

>>55062632
>crabbing
>this high up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063165]

>>55063130
>Anyone have the NVDA guidance for this year?
according to bulls, guidance doesnt matter. they will say ai 10000 times during the earnings call and line only goes up.

[Anonymous No.55063178]

>>55063142
Vae victis indeed.

[Anonymous No.55063181]

>>55063130
>thousands of dollars
Damn, it was worth it then
Also ndva earnings estimate is $0.92 per share. I think they will beat easily and forward guidance will likely be huge too

[Anonymous No.55063185]

What a fucking awful day. Nothing went right at all. I'm ready to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.55063192]

>>55063033
Don't talk about my wife like that. She has never ever brought any devastation to anyone.

[Anonymous No.55063195]

>>55062807
mine is up 2.64%

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063198]

>>55063185

[Anonymous No.55063201]

>>55063185
That would be funny

[Anonymous No.55063212]

>>55063122
>>55063126
>>55063142
Well yeah it obviously doesn't work, but both whites and niggers will be replaced by beaners by design in the future so it's a moot point.

[Anonymous No.55063224]

>>55063212
Mormons will save us lol

[Anonymous No.55063225]

>>55063130
Not gonna lie, she's kinda right. Normos will forgive and forget almost anything
NVDA guidance? Guidance hasn't mattered for a long time now. Just look at MU and their supposed ultra crap guidance on which they pumped. But if you really wanna know, I think some anon here had some figures not too long ago, showing decreased earnings and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.55063243]

>>55063130
>he offered me $2000 to have sex with him
>I saw it as an opportunity to prove to my family that I wasn't lying and he was a predator
>So I did it

[Anonymous No.55063248]

>buy WAL $19
>sold WAL $38 today
100% profit on shares, its that easy.

[Anonymous No.55063251]

>>55063243
womanmoment.jpg

[Anonymous No.55063267]

So is it just gonna crab again?

[Anonymous No.55063269]

>>55063248
I took the 50% intraday profit on that fake news sale dump, personally.
Congratulations on having the balls to hold onto it for the full upswing.

[Anonymous No.55063277]

>>55063267
That's all it will ever do ever again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063279]

>>55063212
trump is going to win in 2024 and round up all the illegals and make them go back. sanctuary cities that refuse to comply will be pressured by having their gibs cut off. the great replacement experiment will go down as a massive failure and the white man marches on.

[Anonymous No.55063285]

>>55063185
Don't do it

[Anonymous No.55063286]

>>55063267

[Anonymous No.55063297]

>>55063267
yes, but this time a couple percentage points higher than before

[Anonymous No.55063298]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55063300]

>>55063248
No calls no conviction

[Anonymous No.55063305]

meeting ended. no deal

[Anonymous No.55063314]

>>55063298
Negotiators have left the Capitol

[Anonymous No.55063325]

>>55063305

HOWIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET THE BANKER BACK ON THE PHONE

[Anonymous No.55063327]

>portfolio
crabbing
>job
dead end
>gf status
ghosted after the second date (again)

if this market doesnt decide in which direction it wants to go Im going to lose my shit
I need something that pumps life back into my body, I need the go-juice in my brain again

[Anonymous No.55063328]

THEYRE HOLDING OFF UNTIL THE FEDS RELEASE THE BIDEN DOCS TO CONGRESS

[Anonymous No.55063330]

Can't wait for the guaranteed volatility drop after putting on my VIX futures shorts earlier. Who knew making money would be too easy. Market makers literal pay pigs

[Anonymous No.55063334]

>>55063300
Most people buying calls are just overpaying in commissions + spread costs + premiums for leverage they don't need, when they could simply buy more shares outright.
Unless you have particular volatility expectations that deviate from the norm, there's no reason to fiddle with calls.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063336]

No deal is bullish for stocks because it means we could still get a better deal in the future.

[Anonymous No.55063337]

Low IQs don't think a chimpout would be perfect right now for some Yiddish puts

Already up 14% on those walmart puts 30 minutes later

[Anonymous No.55063345]

>>55063334
Have you considered that you are wrong about that?

[Anonymous No.55063347]

>>55063314
>Schumer is actually putting the default risk on like 5 republican's shoulders so they'll cuck and pass his spending bill
That fucking heeb, and it'll work too

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063352]

>>55063334
yeah, i have a little more risk tolerance mr. ramsey, thats why i mortgaged my house maxed all my credit cards and bought a ton of calls this morning.

[Anonymous No.55063353]

>>55062690
i bought PFE calls

[Anonymous No.55063354]

>>55063300
Not when the premium makes up most of the price.

[Anonymous No.55063366]

Oh of course the market dumps by 15 points after I close up for the day, when I had a short open and closed it because we kept fucking rabbing.

[Anonymous No.55063369]

>>55062608
I heard a commercial for monkey aids on TV this morning. All in on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.55063378]

>>55063347
Where do you watch this?

[Anonymous No.55063385]

[Anonymous No.55063406]

I actually hope that we not only default, but that the default continues on deep into the summer. They said up to 9 million jobs could be lost over this and Americans are a crop of ungrateful, spoiled, little shits. It's time to let them truly experience what it feels like to struggle so they won't forget years later. Much like the parents that lived through the depression.

[Anonymous No.55063408]

hey guys isn't it funny the market is crashing one day after i capitulated?

[Anonymous No.55063414]

it's over. press F for Dave

[Anonymous No.55063422]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55063427]

>>55063345
Consideration of the math and probability distributions along with analysis of historical data and a wealth of personal experience is what lead me to that knowledge.

Perhaps you should consider reading up more.
Or just go ahead and keep making singular shitposts from unique IPs to call out others as wrong while offering no facts or logic to back up your claim. I suppose that's fine too, this board is anonymous after all. No one really minds if you pretend to be retarded around here.

[Anonymous No.55063439]

>>55063378
Idk probably CSPAN

[Anonymous No.55063444]

>>55063334
>they could simply buy more shares outright
No can do buckaroo. I go all in on calls every time

[Anonymous No.55063443]

>>55063366
thank you for your sacrifice

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063452]

>>55063406
I can't wait to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and watch bread line chimp out compilation videos with my gookfu.

[Anonymous No.55063460]

I can confidently say that every move I make is wrong. Every time I go short the pullback goes higher. Every time I go long the down trend continues

[Anonymous No.55063462]

>US economy is really strong
>market starts to tank

Watch what the fuck flies out of your mouth or I might hijack a plane and fly it into your house

[Anonymous No.55063463]

>>55063414
F

[Anonymous No.55063476]

>>55063334
define need

[Anonymous No.55063479]

>>55063414
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xji7Gy6RiiY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063492]

TWO MORE WEEKS AND THE US GOVERNMENT WILL BE UNABLE TO ISSUE NEW BONDS! THIS WILL DRIVE DEMAND FOR EXISTING BONDS TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS!!!!

[Anonymous No.55063501]

>>55063452
That being said, I need you to create a position at your company as a safety net for me in case I get dragged down into the gutter in the process. Bloomberg anon thinks you're full of shit and don't own a business, but I believe you.

[Anonymous No.55063511]

>>55063492
new paradigm levels of bullishness. spy to 500

[Anonymous No.55063523]

We're already past the point of no return. Deal, no deal, it doesn't matter. The US government WILL default.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063531]

>>55063501
sorry, i've frozen hiring and will be laying people off soon just like everybody else.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063538]

>>55063511
BONDS WILL YIELD -100% THIS WILL PUSH EXISTING BOND FUNDS TO INFINITY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55063546]

>>55063523
>The US government WILL default.

[Anonymous No.55063553]

ALL WE DO IS CRAB NO MATTER WHAT

[Anonymous No.55063556]

>>55063531
That's fine you can lay off anyone you want, just lay off one extra person to open up a spot for men. I can even help you with your illegal north korean human trafficking scheme.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063572]

>>55063556
just do the onlyfans thing like i told you

[Anonymous No.55063578]

WTF BROS I WAS OUT WITH THE DOG AND YOU CRASHED THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.55063580]

>>55063553
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55063586]

>>55063553
Don't worry anon, this market is building up some tension, and it's going to let loose in one way or another in due time.

[Anonymous No.55063593]

>>55063586
No it won't. It's going to move sideways for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.55063596]

it literally can't go lower than this

[Anonymous No.55063600]

>>>/diy/2620851

[Anonymous No.55063607]

>>55063596
write puts

[Anonymous No.55063608]

>>55063596
Oh yeah? check it again in 30 mins.

[Anonymous No.55063621]

>>55063578
Post ur dog

[Anonymous No.55063627]

>>55063578
bit of a tree shaking is all

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063629]

>>55063621
are you a white woman?

[Anonymous No.55063633]

i WILL make back all the money I lost

[Anonymous No.55063641]

i'm lazy, give me some stocks to swing trade lads - no memes

[Anonymous No.55063642]

>>55063629
Wtf baggot? Dogs are cool, don't tell me you don't like dogs.

[Anonymous No.55063643]

>>55063596
>>55063608
Oh he's an idiot. You gotta use log scale at those timeframes.
I wouldn't with this kind of overhead supply
I'd write covered puts all day tho

[Anonymous No.55063645]

>>55063572
I would instantly become famous and be one of those $1 million a month types. I like to be low key and dont want to get famous like that baggot.

[Anonymous No.55063648]

Ohhh nooooo!

We are back down to levels not seen since three trading days ago!

[Anonymous No.55063654]

>>55063641
give your money to me, it'll be about as useful in my pocket as any share rn

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063655]

>>55063642
I like my dog, everybody else's dogs can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55063663]

>>55063641
KO

[Anonymous No.55063665]

>>55063621
Fuck of chink

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063671]

>>55063645
then just wear a mask while you're fucking the twinks on camera. like it's super easy to maintain your anonymity while pretending to be gay to get a piece of that only fans money.

[Anonymous No.55063673]

>>55063648
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

[Anonymous No.55063676]

The Birds Stop Chirping.

The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.

24 Hours.

The Birds Are Silent.

The Monkeys Stop Howling.

Tomorrow.

The Gamma Ramp on NVDA.

The Gamma Ramp.

Or The Gamma Cliff.

[Anonymous No.55063678]

>>55063641
have you heard of a little company called SOXS

[Anonymous No.55063682]

>market down 0.5%
>ooooh its the big crash
bobo is cringe

[Anonymous No.55063694]

>>55063673
I'M IN YOUR URETHRA

[Anonymous No.55063698]

RXRX 5/7.5 Vertical Call Credit Spread. Bearish. Then When IV Gets Low. Buy Put Spreads.

You Don't Have Much Longer. The Eye Of The Looking Glass. I Showed You The Way.

[Anonymous No.55063709]

>>55063476
>define need
Easier to provide examples where there is no real need.
Putting 5% of your RH portfolio into some call option play and then sitting on cash in the other 95%, for example.
Or putting 100% of your portfolio in calls, but that portfolio is specifically allocated for trading/gambling, represents 5% of your worth and you just refill it every time you blow up.

Someone who actually needs/wants more leverage to the point where calls are worth it purely for the leverage component would be someone that just got their first job out of college and funded their first trading account.
In other words someone borrowing from future income that does not exist yet. If they blow up it makes no difference because they double their wealth next biweekly paycheck anyway. Eventually they'll catch a break on their gambling and from that point onward they can take risk more seriously. This is also why it's nonsense to take % returns seriously from the 4-fig bros. Risk-adjusted returns are what really matter, but with a tiny port its perfectly reasonable to go max risk.

Of course, there are also plenty of situations where the options are mispriced relative to your own expectations, and in those cases it makes sense to trade them directly. However in a general sense telling someone they should've bought calls instead of shares in hindsight without taking any specific factors into account is silly.
With WAL specifically, IV was very elevated and was approaching a binary play on whether or not bankruptcy happens. There was no reason to touch that.

[Anonymous No.55063712]

>>55063682
>>55063694
THE TABLES ARE FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

[Anonymous No.55063719]

>>55063671
Well can you at least do me a favor and run this by scoopsies? I feel like you could convince him to be my bottom.

[Anonymous No.55063722]

>they didn't sell SOXL after all the l*m posting
You never learn

[Anonymous No.55063723]

Quick tell me what Nvidia calls to buy and how much

[Anonymous No.55063728]

>spy over 400
>posting bobos

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063730]

>>55063694
you should dock your cock in rocker's urethra on onlyfans for tons of money. he's not gay though, its just for pretend and the money, but you can enjoy it as much as you want.

[Anonymous No.55063734]

>>55063682
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
YOU NEED A LIFT?

[Anonymous No.55063736]

why is it when I go all in on SPY/TQQQ/SOXL - the market stops climbing?

like what the FUCK is that all about? It was green for multiple days in a row

[Anonymous No.55063740]

How come the dumps never happen when I have a 0 dte 100 lot position on? Green is green but damn I coulda made like $10k cash today. But Le heckin gamma hedging. Can a nigga get 1 big win?

[Anonymous No.55063758]

>>55063728
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>185

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063762]

>>55063719
no dude, your fans are going to want to see it both ways, you're going to have to let him dock his cock in your urethra too. just cut me in for 30% of the gross revenue, and i'll send in the camera crews and get people to do the editing and uploading for you.

[Anonymous No.55063778]

>>55063728
This, we're barely back in the old crabbing range, this is a fight between the crab and the bull.

[Anonymous No.55063780]

bleaz NVDA bros, dip and put so I can put my money to work tmrw

[Anonymous No.55063784]

VVIX. The baboon runs back to his cave. The monkeys stop howling.

They're looking at NVDA earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55063789]

Harvest all Mumu adrenochrome

[Anonymous No.55063792]

i cant stop thinking about the Maccas girl bros...i didnt even ask for her number or anything, i dont even know how people do it these days. should i just forget about her or try find her again? is that too weird?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063796]

>>55063778
Let me ask you this. Do you think SPY will be trading above $420.69 within the next 6 months?

[Anonymous No.55063797]

>>55063762
>both ways
But I'm not gay so no. There is literally nothing gay about penetrating a Twink or femboy, but if your balls touch or they penetrate you, it's hella gay.

[Anonymous No.55063800]

>>55063792
Poem anon?

[Anonymous No.55063806]

Does someone here do day trading as their main source of income and living?

Those people are like poker players basically, in that you can go to work all day and lose money by the end of it

[Anonymous No.55063808]

>>55063736
You were supposed to short the rip, not buy the rip. Let me guess, you're gonna sell the dip later, right? God damn retard monkey fucks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063809]

>>55063797
Look we know you're not gay, but you have to pretend to be gay to get more subscribers. They want to think that they can be with you, that's the whole fucking allure that lures your simps into your fucking trap.

[Anonymous No.55063811]

>>55063800
I'm about 90% sure it's poem anon but due to the lack of Rainier posting I can't be 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.55063815]

>>55063792
>Be in public
>See attractive girl
>Keep thinking about her all day
What no pussy does to a nigga

[Anonymous No.55063817]

[Anonymous No.55063828]

buy the dipperino

[Anonymous No.55063839]

This dump will fail like all the others

[Anonymous No.55063841]

>>55063673
g-get out

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063844]

>>55063828
this is a sell the dip kinda day bro. we're going to gap lower tomorrow and just fucking sell off all day, you're going to be fucking bagholding all fucking summer buying today.

[Anonymous No.55063846]

>>55063806
>Does someone here do day trading as their main source of income and living?
Me.
>you can go to work all day and lose money by the end of it
That was me yesterday. Made $200 by lunch time. Then got hooked on puts buying the rally from the fake and gay dump. Locked in $2k loss for a net loss of $1800. Then made $500 of it back later in the afternoon. Then made $1k this morning. Now I'm doing lawn stuff and listening to CNPC in the headphones. Don't want to give back all that work I did to recover from yesterdays giga heem. Don't need to trade all the time. Feels good. Might buy some MM fund before close. Idk yet.

[Anonymous No.55063847]

>>55062891
baggot why are you going with NVDA puts now? you think tomorrow earnings are going to make it shit the bed?

[Anonymous No.55063848]

>>55063828
What's dipping?

[Anonymous No.55063852]

SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVING SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

[Anonymous No.55063858]

>>55063792
>talk to cute female cashier
>she asks how my day's going
>start envisioning the rest of our lives together

[Anonymous No.55063861]

>>55063414
>it's real
>he actually did some cool farming stuff
At last /biz/ was useful for something.

[Anonymous No.55063866]

>>55063852

[Anonymous No.55063868]

When I say Jerome, you say i'm sorry.
Jerome

[Anonymous No.55063873]

This is just a natural pull back and some profit taking. Typical price action in bull markets!

[Anonymous No.55063875]

>CL is not phased because $72 is the generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.55063883]

>sold PLTR at $10
>planned to buy in again at $8 swinging it likeI did before
>thought AI mania should have already passed
>it keeps going up
>Karp getting extremely cocky in interviews

I am forever priced out

[Anonymous No.55063884]

>stock market CRASH
>bearish DIVERGENCES
>flashing SELL SIGNALS

[Anonymous No.55063889]

>>55063868
>inflation dipped a bit
>"SAY 'I"m sorry' YOU STUPID PLEBS"
>economy is still fucked
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.55063891]

HOLY FUCK IT WONT STOP

[Anonymous No.55063892]

cant believe it, my shorts got closed 2 days ago and i decided to never trade again and now my prediction comes true.

I was just to early.
Ill never trade again.

[Anonymous No.55063893]

SPX just hit the big uptrend line, but it's already broken some big levels

[Anonymous No.55063894]

GUYS, THE DIP IS DIPPING

[Anonymous No.55063897]

>>55063736
We all live in our own reality in the hyperverse. You are an NPC in mine and we are all NPCs in yours. The difference is the bogs tweak each VM such that all our plans and scheme that seem surefire in retrospect inevitably fail in the most ironic way. Sucks but those guys always were the biggest jokers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063899]

>>55063847

[Anonymous No.55063909]

I sold this morning

[Anonymous No.55063908]

damn it feels good to be a bobo

[Anonymous No.55063913]

>>55063894

buy the dip, if it dips more just buy more; simple as.

SPY will be back to 420 by end of week if I not tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55063919]

>>55063596
I have some bad news anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKlQu_p97KI

[Anonymous No.55063920]

It's over

[Anonymous No.55063922]

>>55063892
>tfw shorted the top
At last, fucking hell.
Bitcoin is still blueballing me, tho.

[Anonymous No.55063931]

IT'S LITERALLY GOING STRAIGHT DOWN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063938]

>>55063892
f

[Anonymous No.55063939]

>>55063858
>>55063815
>>55063792

>fantasize about hairdresser girl for a year (blonde, beautiful)
>always have her cut my hair
>recently get a gf (fat, ugly)
>casually mention it during next haircut
>she replies *SIGH* "I'm still single anon and I have reached the point where I've accepted thats how it will always be"
>locks eyes with me
>long silence
>dont ask her for her number or anything
>want to kms for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.55063945]

>>55063931
Why do they wait till all my short money is gone to short the thing.

[Anonymous No.55063949]

I had crab for lunch. Turns out it's super easy to make and comparably priced to a medium quality cut of beef. Probably the biggest reason against the Jewish gf fantasy. I'd have no problem giving up pork, but seafood that creepeth is so delicious

[Anonymous No.55063952]

>>55063846
Can a nigga get one big win? Why won't this happen when I have a 100 lot on ?

[Anonymous No.55063961]

>>55063931
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55063960]

>>55063945
Average people are slower than above average people, you need to have patience for them to catch up to you.

[Anonymous No.55063976]

>>55063913
AHAHAHAH, are you the guy 5000 SPX GUY? HAHAHAHA there will never be 5000 SPX, NOT IN THIS DECADE. We are going down to 3500

[Anonymous No.55063981]

UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES
YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55063983]

>>55063844
>this is a sell the dip kinda day bro

doesnt exist

[Anonymous No.55063985]

HONK HONK HONK HONK
PPT HAS ARRIVED

[Anonymous No.55063991]

COME ON, LET'S GO DIPPIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzHyA06K0Q

[Anonymous No.55063997]

NO NO NO WE'RE GOING BACK INTO THE CRAB CHANNEL FROM THE PAST 8 WEEKS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.55064010]

>>55063997
>8 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.55064017]

Just shorted more VIX futures contracts. My market maker pay pigs are being real sluts for discipline today. They will get it

[Anonymous No.55064021]

Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.55064023]

>Shush quiet now mumu
Finally the adults are back in charge and bringing some sanity to the markets... You’ve had your fake and gay AI fever dreams mumu, people are starting to realize the economic outlook is turning to shit

[Anonymous No.55064024]

>>55062842
We did last time.

[Anonymous No.55064025]

Thinking about getting some Palo Alto for earnings, but the consensus estimate seems a bit high.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55064027]

>>55064017
enjoy your margin call

[Anonymous No.55064035]

>>55063939
LOL, I also had some sort of flirt with my hairdresser which cut my hair for free but it took like 1-2 hours cause I was a hairmodel. She was ok, writing with me on Whatsapp, but I wasn't too interested. I can't remember anymore how it ended. Didn't go there anymore to cut my hair cause they always did too short and I didn't want to sit on that fuckin chair for longer than 1 hour, lol.

[Anonymous No.55064041]

>>55063949
They only halfway figured out shellfish allergies in the BC years. they usually appear after puberty. Imagine every couple years on the shrimp boil all the tweens die horrible death.

or parasites. worm infestestions were real

[Anonymous No.55064047]

Seriously jannies?

The debt ceiling talks (POLITICAL) are literally the only thing driving the markets today. Fuck this place

[Anonymous No.55064049]

>>55063052
Are you under 30?
Because you sound like you're under 30.

[Anonymous No.55064058]

>>55064010

[Anonymous No.55064074]

TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.55064076]

>>55064047
Short ticker JANY, they do it for free

[Anonymous No.55064077]

>>55064058
Needs more meme lines

[Anonymous No.55064078]

>>55064049
I guess you don't have a very good sense of how old people are, that's what I have to say.

[Anonymous No.55064087]

>>55063052
lmao, I'm shorting.

[Anonymous No.55064103]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55064112]

>>55064017
lawyers really ruin everything

[Anonymous No.55064121]

That back yard is Fucking terrible, gives me anxiety.

[Anonymous No.55064129]

>>55064103
Nice try, fed

[Anonymous No.55064132]

>>55063899
oh I know, but I believe I asked you this a few days ago and you weren't short nigvidia then

[Anonymous No.55064133]

I'm finna PUSH IT soon.

[Anonymous No.55064147]

>>55063800
>>55063811
no not poem anon. im L etf anon/bagholder anon
>>55063815
>>55063858
thing is like, i know there is a chance. like what if i say im interested in her and want to go on a date or whatever. like what if she says yes. its liek making a trade, no chance to sell for profit if you dont enter a position right. AM I WRONG? i've done it before so i know its possible.

it was magical bros. i pulled up to the maccas drive through window expecting the usual hambeast/troon/hag to be there with that usual ssri stare, but this time was different. what greeted me were the eyes of a blue eyed angel. youthful with red hair. my brain was momentarily paralyzed, her presence truly angelic. she gave me a similar look, she was nervous and had trouble speaking, likely on account of my chad aura and Aryan charm. i didnt expect her to be there but there she was. i was in danger of losing the spaghetti almost unable to speak coherently, but managed to blurt out some instructions. GOD I HATE MYSELF!!!!!
i need her bros.

[Anonymous No.55064161]

>>55064049
Uhhh we have 30 year old boomers here? If I'm not a millionaire by 30 I'm commiting sodoku

[Anonymous No.55064164]

you bought at 414 as support, right anon?

[Anonymous No.55064169]

>>55063017
at what gasoline price is the gig economy profitable?

Any way mumu slurp it up so I can get my Dead Cat bounce

[Anonymous No.55064172]

>>55064103
reddit is slorpening le dipperino

[Anonymous No.55064177]

>>55064074
ur gonna need moar volumes than this, robert

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55064184]

>>55064132
I bought these yesterday, I didn't want to be dwelling on the position over the weekend while me and gookfu celebrated her first week in business.

[Anonymous No.55064188]

3600s WITHIN THE PARAMETERS
YOU KNOW BOBOS GOT DIAMETER
BOBOS WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.55064190]

NEW
>>55064180
>>55064180
>>55064180
>>55064180

[Anonymous No.55064194]

>>55064132
Things aren’t looking good for them, open AI already bought all their chips last year. The AI meme is fucking stupid and all of Wall Street was fucking drunk on AI this is going to be a flash crash like the dot com bullshit when people start heading for the exit. The AI meme is the only reason the markets have been going up

[Anonymous No.55064208]

>>55064199
>>55064199

[Anonymous No.55064220]

>>55064169
>at what gasoline price is the gig economy profitable?
That's a trick question because the "gig" "economy" is a fundamentally unprofitable enterprise.

[Anonymous No.55064219]

>>55063868
wtf

[Anonymous No.55064230]

>>55064027
Kek vol is already dumping. I think I'll treat myself to a nice steak tonight courtesy of Kenneth Griffin

[Anonymous No.55064484]

>>55064194
well we know this but it's the classic market-can-stay-fucktarded-longer-than-we-can-stay-retarded

[Anonymous No.55064496]

BASED JANNIES

[Anonymous No.55064500]

>>55064190
>>55064208
based janny, this is how we kill off early bakers
pretty cool that we have a janny monitoring /smg/ now, i feel special

[Anonymous No.55064503]

Jannies deleting a new bread 49 posts in. Can we have his privileges revoked?

[Anonymous No.55064505]

if dubs i WILL marry the maccas girl

[Anonymous No.55064513]

either dilation process underway or bags getting heavy

[Anonymous No.55064518]

I slurped more SOXL

[Anonymous No.55064519]

JANNY ARE YOU OK

[Anonymous No.55064520]

Looks like /smg/ is being hunted down

[Anonymous No.55064526]

>>55064505
I wrote a nice response last thread but it got pruned

[Anonymous No.55064533]

>>55064518
>nvda has tripled in price
>while soxl doubled in price
>and the bear market hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.55064536]

you must only post jeet scam threads

[Anonymous No.55064539]

i want to taste her sweaty cute wagie toes after a long day of her serving goyslop to fat asses. wonder if she would let me make armpit tea

[Anonymous No.55064540]

>>55064520
Is that like gang stalking?

[Anonymous No.55064541]

The “all gender” bathrooms are way nicer than the men’s bathrooms. I think I’ll use them to vape in, since they have a lock.

[Anonymous No.55064549]

>NO NEW THREADS!!

[Anonymous No.55064552]

>>55063077
I dont want those filthy Ruskies being within 500 miles of my ancestral homeland (Poland)

[Anonymous No.55064560]

JANNNIGGERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
THIS MEANS YOU MUST BUY POOTS ON UPST

[Anonymous No.55064563]

[Anonymous No.55064564]

Post the Starship Troopers janny webm.

[Anonymous No.55064569]

WTF BOTH THREADS GOT JANNIED

[Anonymous No.55064575]

>>55064533
>and the bear market hasn't even begun
Can you stop it already

[Anonymous No.55064578]

>>55064560
>poots
>moe greene
I cringe every time I read one of your posts you fucking troglodyte

[Anonymous No.55064581]

>>55064526
the "just do it" one? i dont know how to go about it.

[Anonymous No.55064584]

What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.55064585]

[Anonymous No.55064592]

>>55064569
And I made the first one and it was good. Even had a theme.

Fuck those stupid trannies. They just mad that they will never be real women.

[Anonymous No.55064597]

>>55064578
not my fault you're a retard who doesnt like money

[Anonymous No.55064599]

>>55064564

[Anonymous No.55064600]

>>55064585
Kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55064610]

>>55064520
(((they))) are going to ban us all so that we can't warn anybody about the incoming crash.

[Anonymous No.55064618]

>>55064597
can you go back to the reddit?

[Anonymous No.55064619]

>>55064585
Trump was right in this interview btw took 3 years but he was right about everything

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55064621]

>>55064552
>implying there is a difference between a hohol and a ruskie

[Anonymous No.55064623]

All these early baking simps getting shoahed and then screaming about it is excellent
Please janny ban all of them

[Anonymous No.55064624]

WTF GUYS; START SLURPING, I WANT TO RESHORT, STOP DIPPING

[Anonymous No.55064632]

>>55064618
whats reddit

[Anonymous No.55064631]

>>55064610
Highly plausible

[Anonymous No.55064636]

>>55064632
one of your shitholes you came from like a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.55064638]

why did jannies delete both new threads leaving no new threads up?

[Anonymous No.55064640]

>>55064624
>slurping
>this
ngmi..

[Anonymous No.55064649]

>>55064636
sounds like projection

[Anonymous No.55064653]

oh god this is the big one. how will i afford to house and clothe my maccas wife if the market crashes to zero and i lose it all. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!. someone call david soxl immediately!!11!

[Anonymous No.55064660]

Oh market maker you fucking slut paypig I think I'll take another $500 in my account. One word and I'll short another VIX contract and we can make it double

[Anonymous No.55064664]

>>55064638
Because we're still on page 2 you dumb reddit cunt, learn how this place works before you post threads

[Anonymous No.55064671]

Honestly, I love these days when the market goes to shit, the jannies go on a janpage, and everyone chimps out.

[Anonymous No.55064675]

>>55064649
bear market rally baits newfags into es em gee thinking its le epic bull market
cringe

[Anonymous No.55064684]

just higher vol crabbing
nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.55064687]

>>55064664
you mean people dont just open the catalogue? they actually scroll through the pages? kek

[Anonymous No.55064688]

>>55064675
alright anon can you stop shitting up the thread. thx. my poots are up 60% since I called it this morning.

[Anonymous No.55064693]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55064694]

>>55064640
Yes

[Anonymous No.55064704]

>>55064687
Back in my day there was no catalogue and no captcha.
A better time.

[Anonymous No.55064705]

>>55064660
>shorting vix as its about to pump to 25+
retard

[Anonymous No.55064708]

My heart is filled with lust.

[Anonymous No.55064711]

>>55064688
>

[Anonymous No.55064713]

>>55064687
>>55064704
>not going to /biz/smg to instantly find any smg threads.
really its like most of you are unironically from reddit.

[Anonymous No.55064721]

>>55064660
You do know if we actually default the VIX is gonna go up like 400% right?

[Anonymous No.55064725]

>>55064713
I haven't used reddit in 5 years, i've only started using 4chan for about a year and I don't really care to "learn" how it's supposed to work here. I just consoom.

[Anonymous No.55064728]

>>55064705
>vix 25+
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahahahahah
*wheeze*
Hahahehehehahhehahehahehhaahheheehhahahhehahehahaa
Oh you're serious?
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.55064733]

>>55064708
You bought PLBY?

[Anonymous No.55064737]

>>55064687
>scroll
Kek. This is where you go back to /r/wsb and never return.

[Anonymous No.55064741]

>>55064687
I have never understood this.

[Anonymous No.55064751]

>>55064728
>we actually default
See >>55064728
>captcha literally goys 2
Hahahahahhaahahhaahahahahah

[Anonymous No.55064754]

>>55064725
If you want to consoom shit here at least learn how it works you moron

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55064758]

>>55064725
I respect your honesty, and your idgaf attitude. I'm not even going to tell you to go back because I'm telling you you're here forever. So you should probably learn how it works since you're going to be here a while.

[Anonymous No.55064764]

>>55064754
No.

[Anonymous No.55064765]

>>55064721
>>55064751

[Anonymous No.55064770]

>>55064764
>>55064754
whats more american than consooming something you dont fully understand?

[Anonymous No.55064785]

>>55063800
>>55063811
No that wasn't me. Idk who the Maccas girl is
>>55064147
>im L etf anon/bagholder anon
Well I'm also one of those...

[Anonymous No.55064791]

>>55064770
Kneeling for BLM
Serving Jews
Dieing for Israel
Promoting LGBT and funding planned Parenthood

[Anonymous No.55064794]

>>55064564
>>55064599
Higher quality for (you)
I actually made this webm originally. Idk why I made the first version so small

[Anonymous No.55064796]

>>55064770
Cooming and consooming, the pillars of american society.

[Anonymous No.55064802]

>>55064758
>>55064754
I already have a 4chan folder full of pepes. I'm here to stay. All i know is i post memes and adopt the writing style of other posters and bask in the ensuing outrage. You can't stop me, though it's harder here with the tag showing all of my posts.

[Anonymous No.55064803]

>>55064791
I would argue that all of those fall under the 'consooming something you dont fully understand' umbrella

[Anonymous No.55064805]

>>55064687
>scroll
kek

[Anonymous No.55064812]

>>55064810
>>55064810

[Anonymous No.55064822]

>>55064704
>>55064713
>>55064737
>>55064741
>>55064805
You can't stop me. See you in the new threads anons!

[Anonymous No.55064823]

>>55064814
>>55064814
>>55064814

[Anonymous No.55064830]

>>55064812
>>55064823

[Anonymous No.55065778]

>>55063939
>haircut by q.3.14
>can speak to her without sperging
>flows easy between us and laughing at times
>she’s playing with her in between convo
>asks me i know anywhere to get a good lunch at
>”No I don’t”


Why am i like this..

[Anonymous No.55065934]

>>5506259 kol lmao a

[Anonymous No.55065975]

I must say, this janny is extremely based