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[Anonymous No.55028555]

Buy treasury bonds

[Anonymous No.55028794]

>>55028555
You told me BTC was going to 87k you whore

[Anonymous No.55028801]

>>55028794
that wasn't me
crypto is a scam, you should have known better

[Anonymous No.55028819]

>>55028555
My great great grandmother also had Austrian war bonds. When the monarchy was replaced by a democratic system she had paper to fire on the oven

[Anonymous No.55028826]

>>55028555
holy fuck you're gay

[Anonymous No.55028834]

>>55028794
Fuck. I feel so fucking retarded for having believed in that shit back in 2019

[Anonymous No.55028845]

>>55028834
It would have, then came a glow nigger pedophile that tweeted the picture of a dog.

[Anonymous No.55028862]

>>55028845
didn't Snownigger tweet the same asuka pic from the prediction at one point? or was that a fake...all the memes are blurring together at this point.

[Anonymous No.55028873]

>>55028862
Fake. Like 100s of html edited trump tweets I personally spammed on /pol/ for 2 years

[Anonymous No.55028896]

>>55028555
Can't. Already all in on 4 week t bills over 5%. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.55028941]

>>55028896
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.55028951]

>>55028873
>anon single handedly fucks over americucks
doing gods work faggot.

[Anonymous No.55028966]

>>55028951
I was also the guy sending the piss story with Russian hookers to the buzzfeed site that was asking for dirt on Trump at the time. Never thought in a million years that the fucking FBI would run with a shitpost sent to a gossip news website. Your country is truely totally fucked

[Anonymous No.55028983]

>>55028966
why would you lie on the internet

[Anonymous No.55028984]

>>55028966
>thinks americucks call themselves americucks
reading comprehension. ngmi. and everything you said was a lie. slurp your moms pussy while she touches herself to the trump campaign on fox news, absolutely N G M I.

[Anonymous No.55029002]

>>55028983
>>55028984
Somebody came one day to /pol/ with a link to a form asking for dirt on Donald, and we shitposted. It was the most ridiculous shitpost I could come up with. There might be even some screenshots in an archive from that time.
Believe it or don't believe it, I don't care the United States are a joke of a political system, and not a really good one

[Anonymous No.55029042]

>>55029002
no, why would you lie about fabricating the piss tape
the piss tape is real

[Anonymous No.55029049]

>>55029042
There was no tape. Just an elaborate shitpost among 100s of others that I thought in my juvenile nativity was funny to harvest (you)s

[Anonymous No.55029062]

>>55029049
>nativity
yea i take it back, you're exactly the type of person buzzfeed would scoop from.

[Anonymous No.55029064]

>>55028555
>lose 40% in price
>but but muh 5% dividend hurrhurr

Kys boomer

[Anonymous No.55029078]

>>55029064
treasuries are the only unironic "it's only a loss if you sell"
if you went full retard like SV Bank and dumped actual money into long-term treasuries at shit rates, that's your own goddamn problem

[Anonymous No.55029084]

>>55029062
Autocorrected. Sue me. Oh you can't. And over 50% of your population believed for years that a shitpost and html edited tweets were real because a malicious incompetent partisan bureau told them so. There is no need to nuke the USA, your country is already poisoned

[Anonymous No.55030393]

>>55028555
I still have an old frog as PAPA to feed, he can't even move his little feet properly, I can't concentrate on other things when I have to make sure I sell this right