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I realized the whole world is living on fucking debt. This shit cannot be sustained any longer. I decided to test exactly how much debt I can take. I have slightly above average salary for my country and I have a history of bad credit. I couldn't believe it when I got accepted for a loan worth 60% of my annual salary. After that I went to a second bank and got accepted for another loan worth 110% of my annual salary. Next I went online and got accepted (on a slightly higher interest rate) to yet ANOTHER loan worth 25% of my annual salary.
Fast forward a few days and the phone rings
>Hi mr Anon, Its me Stacy from Kike Bank #3. Your application for credit card has been accepted over two weeks ago and now it has expired. When can you come to the bank so submit another application?

I had totally forgot that I applied for a credit card and now that I had gotten the 3rd loan I thought there is no chance of them issuing that credit card (I am not american and my country doesn't have the practice to issue and use credit cards in general, we work with debit cards)

I went to the bank and they accepted my application for a GOLDEN CARD with a limit of 180% my annual salary.

The first 3 loans are for 5+ years, so basically I have 5 years to beat this clown world nonsense economy we are living in. During my trips to all the banks in the city I literally witnessed maybe 40 loan applications from people who are dead beat earning next to minimum wage. They were all accepted withouth a second thought within less than 15 minutes.

This shit cannot be sustained much longer and everything will go to hell pretty soon. I invinte all anons who struggle with money to debtmaxx and put everything in crypto. All you have to do is beat the banks to their default which isn't far away.

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK THE SYSTEM AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK JANNIES

>> No.55025443

>take loan
>all in brypto
>file bankruptcy
They cannot freeze or seize your crypto assets to pay off creditors. They will take your car or house so it's an all in move. Then after 7 years you can do it all again.

>> No.55025457

>>55025443
Unfortunately, we don't have that in my country.
Fortunately, I will not have to do it at all

>> No.55025466

i'm a neet so i'm not allowed to have debt
they wouldn't loan me $5 if i asked

>> No.55025486

>>55025466
broke neets are the scum of the earth worse than the jew
kys

>> No.55025538

>>55025466
credit unions
>>55025486
seethe kike

>> No.55025828

>>55025538
lol you are only allowed to neet if you are rich. If you are broke bitch and a neet you are useless scum. Slave until you are rich and then neet faggot. Without experience and connection even if you make 10MM on the spot are still going to loose it all within a couple of years

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55026038

>>55025415
Extremely based, that's literally what every business does, it's even better if you took debt in Euros or another shitcoin currency and invest dollars.

>> No.55026073

>>55025828
You clearly don't know that NEET is an acronym.
>Slave until you are rich
No slave ever.
>Without experience and connection even if you make 10MM on the spot are still going to loose it all within a couple of years
No. That's you. Stop projecting.
I am more intellectually capable than you.
Hence the NEEThood.
I NEETed before you were a protein being digested by your dad who swallowed a gallon of cum.
So you're double gay.

>> No.55026365

>>55026073
You are basically saying that you are a broke boomer neet who posts on 4chan. If thats not rock bottom idk what is. You are free to go back under whatever bridge your crawled from and overdose on fentanyl you stupid nigger

>> No.55027058 [DELETED] 

>>55026365
i have transcended to a sublime level of neetdom beyond your comprehension. neets the monks, or roman philosopher, of the modern day. minds undulled by waging left to wander and bringing back answers from the depths of the mental abyss. humanities transcendence is in our hands.

>> No.55027280

>>55026073
>your dad who swallowed a gallon of cum.
So you're double gay.
you act like this isnt a common occurence for any goyslop eating amerimutt that cant cook their own food.

>> No.55027560

>>55026365
>boomer
no
i'm saying you are an underage faggot
also not broke, that was you projecting nigger
and you also post on 4chan
please stop and go back
>>55027280
>goyslop
homecooking masterrace here
i'm a better cook than you guaranteed
ask your mum how my choco nuggets taste