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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri May 19 13:25:09 2023 No.55021315 [Reply] [Original]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:26:03 2023 No.55021323 In three days I lost all the gains I made in two months.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:26:13 2023 No.55021325 File: 96 KB, 602x515, slurp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did anyone else slurp the tasty dipperino

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:26:28 2023 No.55021328 File: 232 KB, 1600x1200, 12A27F2F-B6B0-44DE-8561-D2AE57529742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pruned in 3, 2, 1 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:26:58 2023 No.55021333 Cleveland heemer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:27:17 2023 No.55021336 >>55021325 >hurr durr everyone is bearish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:27:41 2023 No.55021338 >>55021333 Checked

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:27:55 2023 No.55021341 Of VOO, VTI, etc., which is the best to buy? I saw one anon buying a bunch of different vanguard stuff and talking about fees

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:28:08 2023 No.55021344 File: 72 KB, 880x1220, 1651521022472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021315 >early bake

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:28:09 2023 No.55021345 File: 846 KB, 2048x1536, 1659607320116150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:29:23 2023 No.55021353 File: 347 KB, 1536x2048, FvpKrHTaEAAuXxj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me what contracts to buy NOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:29:34 2023 No.55021355 >>55021341 The answer to this question actually depends on whether or not you think the inclusion of small caps is fucking gay. VTI if you are a small cap pedo. VOO if you like big mature companies only.

Anonymous Fri May 19 13:30:01 2023 No.55021364
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>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:30:06 2023 No.55021365 File: 303 KB, 1125x1817, F5912ABC-0F9E-46CA-B424-BF364E1083F3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just bought 0DTE SPY puts at $415 because of max pain or something stupid. How is this going to work out for me anons?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:31:20 2023 No.55021379 If you don’t reply to this and say fuck jannies you are a gay fucking jannie. WTFWT LMAO LUL KEK

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:32:06 2023 No.55021388 LETS FUCKING GOOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:32:19 2023 No.55021394 How the fuck is US dropping but EU not movinga single tit...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:32:26 2023 No.55021395 HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAV

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:33:18 2023 No.55021402 WTHWT?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:35:45 2023 No.55021428 File: 1.98 MB, 304x387, 1683141445633353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does he say today bros?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:36:11 2023 No.55021433 File: 67 KB, 1024x785, 703BBA22-8769-44CA-A8E7-98D19235339B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the answer anons?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:36:38 2023 No.55021436 File: 614 KB, 471x741, 1684347105985337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >forgot to cash in my NVDA profit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:36:45 2023 No.55021441 File: 6 KB, 344x146, SELL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021428

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:38:20 2023 No.55021456 Now EU even pumps despite US dumping or holding. I only want to fuckin close my shorts and never short EU again, fuckin Lagarde

Anonymous Fri May 19 13:38:57 2023 No.55021461
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>>55021428
>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:39:12 2023 No.55021464 >>55021436 hold brother new ATH is comming next week then we short it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:39:45 2023 No.55021471 >>55021436 Relax it's pumping to 350 after earnings after Jensen says the magic word dozens of times

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:41:35 2023 No.55021492 File: 15 KB, 177x278, 1382117919442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just knew I should've taken profits on SOXL yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:42:47 2023 No.55021504 US isn't even pumping but EU just goes on, srsly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:43:34 2023 No.55021513 >>55021355 Ok that makes sense. Does it matter when you buy? What’s the strategy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:44:27 2023 No.55021520 File: 1.30 MB, 2000x1333, IraqOilFieldFlareBurnRC2IGF96FV2F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021129 >sold all my Oil at $73.40 >$72.33 now rare time I get perfect timing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:45:26 2023 No.55021528 File: 84 KB, 250x250, 1645173276975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonds....

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:45:35 2023 No.55021529 >>55021520 Wow you made a whole dollar. Facepalms

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:45:36 2023 No.55021530 This is gonna end in a massive rug pull isn't it? Rates just keep going higher and higher as the FOMO pump goes parabolic

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:46:12 2023 No.55021537 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, 1670652471573134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021355 i prefer the term small cap cunnisseur, thank you very much

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:46:30 2023 No.55021540 >>55021529 lmao exactly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:47:04 2023 No.55021543 >>55021530 Tell that EU

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:48:00 2023 No.55021552 File: 274 KB, 509x643, 1622181845350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're gonna dump hard af in 45 minutes, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:48:03 2023 No.55021553 File: 102 KB, 741x711, 1660500007335521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021315 >>55008866 FUCKING LOST MONEY ON BB FUCK YOU BLACKBERRY ANON WHERE ARE YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:48:54 2023 No.55021560 File: 3.40 MB, 588x588, 1671550616852961.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021553 BB anon is the one of the best retard filters we have he's doing God's work

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:49:50 2023 No.55021570 File: 507 KB, 2048x4096, 1674108641860774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021537 >small cap cunnisseur how small?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:50:00 2023 No.55021572 File: 53 KB, 1334x750, 1684502621802799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021325 No way... >>55021328 Ugly hair and mid face but overall very nice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:50:00 2023 No.55021573 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:52:09 2023 No.55021591 >>55021537 SIGA?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:52:22 2023 No.55021593 >>55021560 I thought to buy puts on BB because he was thinkin it was going to 20. FUCK ME

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:52:27 2023 No.55021594 File: 64 KB, 505x578, 1673384962112407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021553 Does the government even use BB anymore?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:52:47 2023 No.55021596 Good thing that technical indicators like bollinger bands mean nothing to DAX.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:52:51 2023 No.55021597 >>55021513 when you buy can matter, but people are unironically dollar cost averaging into equivalent products in their 401k plans. Do whatever you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:53:23 2023 No.55021600 >>55021594 No which is why its SUPPOSED to go DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:53:56 2023 No.55021604 File: 39 KB, 649x489, 1572407422797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parabolic clown pump bros wtf happened???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:54:53 2023 No.55021613 >>55021604 We're in the 1st year of a 10 year crab market.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:54:56 2023 No.55021614 File: 130 KB, 664x1218, 928AB8A0-6DF5-4EB5-AF7B-3B2E75648AFE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021570 Based

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 13:55:05 2023 No.55021616 lol $420.69

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:55:28 2023 No.55021621 >>55021604 Every parabola always dumps, it's like the single easiest trade signal ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:56:24 2023 No.55021630 Someone explain to me why my puts went up in value at 420.70 compared to when we hit that on opening pump?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:14 2023 No.55021636 File: 66 KB, 579x439, 1620786082495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:15 2023 No.55021637 Seems like a good time to buy treasury bonds now that everyone hates treasury bonds and prefers the safety of overbought megacap tech companies with weak earnings and outlook

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:31 2023 No.55021639 >>55021630 Like their losing less value when it pumps compared to the previous one, usually the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:59 2023 No.55021647 File: 156 KB, 1600x2055, 1674548342491301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021614

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:06 2023 No.55021651 >>55021323 greentext?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:40 2023 No.55021655 File: 45 KB, 392x545, 1622170293238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021630 Probably one of them Greeks I reckon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:59 2023 No.55021658 >>55021604 well MSM is all about how the debt ceiling scare is over

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:59:04 2023 No.55021659 File: 39 KB, 597x339, 1586017603937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021596 German efficiency

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:59:13 2023 No.55021661 >>55021630 Options are affected by other factors than price: time and volatility for example. Lrn2 black-scholes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:59:47 2023 No.55021670 >>55021655 >Probably one of them Greeks I reckon. I need to learn those seems like they are their own market sometimes and even separate from the stock price

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:59:55 2023 No.55021673 VOO buyers, what is your buying strategy? Once every few months?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:00:05 2023 No.55021675 File: 697 KB, 1329x1952, 1680531274536665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ........problem?!

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:00:28 2023 No.55021681
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>Bears desperately trying to short literally everything
How fucking lame brained can you be? Bunch of fucking reactionary faggots, why can't you just go with the flow instead of being contrarian asswipes?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:00:41 2023 No.55021684 File: 370 KB, 375x417, 1664368243942566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021670 lmao my man that shit is the essence of options gambling.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:00:50 2023 No.55021685 June 1st will be one for the books.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:01:05 2023 No.55021689 >>55021673 Twice a month, first red day in the first two weeks, first red day in the second two weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:02:12 2023 No.55021698 File: 72 KB, 600x583, 1651956010670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021681 you don't understand, honest price discovery is integral to a healthy market

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:02:44 2023 No.55021701
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If Nvidia produced an application that allowed you to know the name and address of pedophiles on the internet, then I would agree with their current valuation.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:03:44 2023 No.55021710 >>55021528 it was inevitable. pivooters will suffer through a lot more pain than this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:04:52 2023 No.55021718 AND IT ALL CRUMBLES TO DUST

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:05:28 2023 No.55021725 >>55021698 >honest price discovery has there ever been?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:05:56 2023 No.55021730 File: 11 KB, 229x306, yeh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU PUSH IT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:06:06 2023 No.55021732 Potential short squeeze pump?

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:06:28 2023 No.55021736

>>55021710
>pivooters will suffer through a lot more pain than this.
A pivot would have sent long end yields way higher because it meant the Fed was giving up on the inflation fight. Pivooters are psychopathic equity bulls who think we're returning to ZIRP with high inflation thereby creating hyperinflation and the golden bull run. Bond bulls want more rate hikes to guarantee delfation

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:06:29 2023 No.55021738 File: 160 KB, 634x893, Taylor Swift TayTay (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nasdaq pumping on daily but bitcoin flat something's not right

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:06:37 2023 No.55021741 You should be trading FTCH right now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:07:03 2023 No.55021743 File: 50 KB, 400x400, xp3emC41_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021718 And you could have it all, my empire of dirt.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:07:47 2023 No.55021750 >>55021743 I WILL LET YOU DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:07:49 2023 No.55021752 >>55021701 I just don't get how you imbeciles STILL want to whine about how "muh Nvidia is overvalued!", as if they aren't one of the leading future tech manufacturers with real value. Absolute contrarianism.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:08:31 2023 No.55021755 File: 64 KB, 740x698, Screenshot 2023-05-19 at 07-06-23 Futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021710 Bonds doing worst then /lean hog today

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:08:32 2023 No.55021756 File: 67 KB, 900x900, 1615577415396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF I JUST DEPOSITED $1400 INTO MY FIDELITY ACCOUNT WHY CAN'T I TRADE WITH IT YET I'M GONNA MISS THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:08:45 2023 No.55021761 >>55021750 DOWN DOWN DOWN, TO THAT BURNING RING OF FIRE!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:08:55 2023 No.55021763 Inflation won EU, Lagarde capitulated (never even tried). I should have known.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:09:09 2023 No.55021765 >>55021738 I'm sure the pedos here would fuck that faggy boy and not even feel ashamed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:09:21 2023 No.55021767 >>55021752 It just sucks that Dr Su and her company is getting buttfucked while her cousin is raking in the money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:09:29 2023 No.55021769 >>55021752 >leading future tech manufacturers with real value Automatic bullshit generators like ChatGPT and lame generative art is not real value. AI stocks are in a hype bubble

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:10:28 2023 No.55021775 File: 21 KB, 579x530, 1658199357918802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very funny guys, now it's time to start selling

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:10:58 2023 No.55021780 File: 80 KB, 600x800, 20230425_114330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021738 The smartest money in the market (people who didn't sell bitcoin at 60k), is now rotating into ai stocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:11:48 2023 No.55021786 >>55021689 Ok I’ll start a position on the next red day. What do you do when there’s a bunch of red? Buy buy buy?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 14:11:56 2023 No.55021789 >>55021769 So you mean they're going to go even higher right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:12:19 2023 No.55021793 >>55021780 If they're smart they'd better start rotating out of that EV 2.0 garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:12:38 2023 No.55021794 File: 2.06 MB, 624x335, 1670795927022068.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's jpow gonna do 2day

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:12:46 2023 No.55021796 File: 424 KB, 1403x779, Screenshot 2023-05-19 at 07-11-46 S&P 500 Map.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021756 Dip in what?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:13:23 2023 No.55021804 >>55021780 hurry retards buy into PLTR and c3.ai you can make it the bull run has not started yet

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:13:42 2023 No.55021811

>>55021769
Get with the times, gramps, it's the other way around. The paradigm is shifting very quickly away from the days where these companies had to watch millions evaporate every year just to maintain a workforce of code monkeys and HR. It's not a coincidence that Big Tech companies are dispensing with huge chunks of their workforces only to see big earnings bumps.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:13:58 2023 No.55021814 >>55021789 >So you mean they're going to go even higher right? Yes, and then brutally crash. Centralized AI tools like ChatGPT need years of refinement. Right now they're just parlor tricks and propaganda tools

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:14:10 2023 No.55021817 >>55021796 based buffett gently holding up my OXY position like he is caressing a large soft pair of balls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:14:12 2023 No.55021818 Why does spy just crab and only ever move either way pre market

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:14:59 2023 No.55021823 >>55021796 I missed it...

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:16:34 2023 No.55021839

>>55021811
AI tools are not new. For example Google search is an AI tool. Things like ChatGPT try to centralize various AI tools into a single user-friendly format. It will work but it needs years of refinement before it's ready. And even then it won't be the revolutionary jump that people are expecting. Companies are using ChatGPT as an excuse for layoffs. These companies have a lot of worthless employees and need a way to improve their profits

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:16:39 2023 No.55021841 >>55021818 Jews don't want a market move

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:16:43 2023 No.55021843 >>55021794 he needs to talk this market down, but

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:16:49 2023 No.55021846 >>55021786 Honestly, I don't really have that strict of a process. My two week thing is something I try for... most of the time I forget

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:17:59 2023 No.55021855

>>55021767
and >everyone keeps forgetting AMD can do chiplets while Nvidia has to waste more resources/memory/power because each of their bigass Hopper GPUs for AI is near the limit of manufacturing, and scaling will be dependent on TSMC node shrinks
>AMD can just glue more GPU chiplets for more performance, including Xilinx AI acceleration tiles onto whatever they like, plus get greater yields + efficiency from smaller GPU dies spreading out the load (cheapies for big consooomers, easier cooling) without needing to duplicate as many resources past X performance
>Mi300 just shows Nvidia's literally just a software company who can charge insane prices for aging tech designs because AMD hasn't shilled their HIP/ROCM and got their shit together for non-genius normie devs yet

One day... we'll be back at $125. The next... we'll be #AMDone with the FUD (also, hi Intel...)

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:19:36 2023 No.55021871

Don’t miss BOIL it won’t stop going up… simple play here is the return to office will drive up natural gas consumption. I’m already seeing more of the natural gas busses on the roads and my work building went from 5% occupancy to 150% occupancy with lots of hot desking. Production is slowing and consumption rising. It’s a no brainer.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:19:38 2023 No.55021872 https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/thomas-laubach-research-conference.htm Is this where JPOW wil l speak in 40 mins?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:21:26 2023 No.55021891 File: 54 KB, 601x473, 1674594964268161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we just get a fucking move instead of a sideways day

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:21:32 2023 No.55021892 >>55021872 Nah I'm got the link

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:21:39 2023 No.55021894 What's the move? Calls on Vix?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:22:02 2023 No.55021900 What do I buy this fine morning?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:22:07 2023 No.55021904 >>55021871 zoom out, BOIL is going to zero

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:22:18 2023 No.55021907 File: 101 KB, 615x1024, 1684465874776594m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021315 Is there anything worse than a soxl investor?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:22:44 2023 No.55021913 File: 33 KB, 203x192, 1668815095846271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021891 we had one of those yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:23:08 2023 No.55021917 File: 178 KB, 700x605, 1684246260497688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jpow just checked the bulls' hopes and dreams index

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 14:23:11 2023 No.55021918 >>55021814 >implying propaganda tools of this caliber aren't worth 10s of trillions

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:23:35 2023 No.55021923 >>55021900 US Treasury Computer (ticker: GOVT) Everyone hates bonds so it's time to buy bonds

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:26:21 2023 No.55021945 >>55021892 >10 new posts huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:28:21 2023 No.55021964 File: 1.41 MB, 1388x950, hhtyyy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pedo general admin ban these faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:28:42 2023 No.55021969 Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:28:46 2023 No.55021970 File: 3.92 MB, 1280x720, 1684475131063801.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just sold some of my SOXL calls for this new rig. What do you guys think?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:28:49 2023 No.55021971 File: 112 KB, 306x306, 1649967532230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright this is dumb; I'm going to go make some coffee. You guys want any?

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:28:53 2023 No.55021972

>>55021918
ChatGPT will be used to endlessly and infinitely spam the internet with scams and cheap advertisements. Imagine a million Buzzfeed-esque articles being generated every minute spammed all across the internet at all hours always forever. It'll cause a lot more closed off websites that require human verification to post.
Right now ChatGPT is dumb as hell but it's really confident in it's answers. People are also dumb and gullible as hell so it's good combination.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:29:47 2023 No.55021984 File: 252 KB, 379x381, hebought.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell your calls anon, if you bought them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:29:50 2023 No.55021985 File: 39 KB, 400x400, horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021970 Back in the 90s, there was this song called "Detachable Penis".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:29:51 2023 No.55021986 >55021970 wtf did I just watch

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:29:58 2023 No.55021988 File: 1.28 MB, 853x480, 1657519829560.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 55021970 uh...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:30:32 2023 No.55021995 >>55021970 why didnt we join the axis man, the world would be such a better place

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:31:11 2023 No.55021999 File: 144 KB, 1069x1027, cot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021325 i dont think commercial = retail

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:32:30 2023 No.55022011 File: 16 KB, 319x295, 1 month t bill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im thinking of parking my money in a 1 month t bill what should i expect?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:32:35 2023 No.55022013 >>55021736 bond bulls get raped by rape hikes, what do you think the banking sector's 50% portfolio down consists of?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:32:48 2023 No.55022014 File: 1.11 MB, 1200x1600, 1680013688993593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets post real women now (2d)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:33:08 2023 No.55022017 File: 21 KB, 474x379, 1653200273302956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy Friday, my good chums

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:33:27 2023 No.55022021 >>55021971 >coffee no dark bean water for me thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:33:41 2023 No.55022026 File: 708 KB, 2894x4093, 1667177687395409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022014 ok

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 14:33:43 2023 No.55022028 >>55021985 i member

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:33:43 2023 No.55022027 File: 387 KB, 977x867, unnamed_file_from_duckduckgo.com.jpg(5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just give up. It's that easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:34:44 2023 No.55022037 File: 34 KB, 600x600, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022028

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:35:20 2023 No.55022043
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You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:35:24 2023 No.55022044 File: 217 KB, 334x394, dontthinkso.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55021365 Sorry for your loss.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:35:48 2023 No.55022047 File: 1.93 MB, 1500x1062, EC05BBD6-5DA1-423D-9BFF-118B1EFEBB65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we crabbing?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:36:41 2023 No.55022054 >>55021871 Where exactly is the tug of war happening between wfh and strict 5 days office work? Where I live corpos compromised on hybrid work in 2021 and it hasn't changed since.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:37:09 2023 No.55022055 >>55022028 Me too, I downloaded every King Missile song. Detachable Penis is good, the rest makes you want to kill yourself (in a bad way).

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:38:59 2023 No.55022066

>>55022013
No, they get raped by inflation expectations. The short end is affected by the FFR. Take a look at how the 10 and 30 year reacted over the years to rising FFR: https://en.macromicro.me/collections/51/us-treasury-bond/762/us-fed-funds-rate-treasury-bonds-rate

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:39:02 2023 No.55022067 >>55022014 something feels real off about that anatomy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:39:19 2023 No.55022073 >selloff finally comes >immediately reverses with a fat candle I'm going to kill crabs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:40:19 2023 No.55022079 File: 762 KB, 1000x562, Crab with Claws .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022047 Thats a big crab

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:40:41 2023 No.55022083 File: 448 KB, 1920x1965, 1679494569564665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022067 Is this better?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:41:19 2023 No.55022091 >>55022011 5.415% coupon rate. idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:42:19 2023 No.55022100 >>55022083 fuck off pedo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:42:45 2023 No.55022105 >0 volume on my small cap I mean i guess ill take it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:42:56 2023 No.55022108 when Poowell poo in well?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:43:05 2023 No.55022110 File: 3.89 MB, 200x200, Vince.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022091 >annualized yield

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:43:22 2023 No.55022114 File: 3.87 MB, 450x356, israeliarmy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022011 use $bil or $sgov and keep your money in the market, rh and ibkr already give you the fed fund rate on unused cash i think fidelity too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:44:36 2023 No.55022127 >>55022066 a rate hike of 50bps will hit a 30 year bond 30 times, it's simple interest but every coupon is affected.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:45:00 2023 No.55022130 File: 111 KB, 1570x1208, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNH bros they hate us cuz they anus

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:45:16 2023 No.55022132
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May

we have been doing nothing but go up since october
this rally is driven by the AI meme and has priced in optimal outcomes already (banks, rape kikes, US default, war etc)
what could drive the market higher at this point?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:45:24 2023 No.55022138 File: 128 KB, 1278x749, 2023-05-19 16.44.31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022091 >yield = coupon rate >coupons on 1-month T-bills wtf am I reading >>55022011 Not much

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:45:43 2023 No.55022139 >>55022127 No it's not like that. Check the link I sent you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:46:09 2023 No.55022144 File: 260 KB, 800x1000, Jerome_H._Powell,_Federal_Reserve_Chair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck is this nigga gonna say? will they turn the VIX machine on?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:47:20 2023 No.55022155 It's over San Juan Basinbros... we're not gonna get good payouts... fuel is too cheapie now, time to diiiip!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:47:20 2023 No.55022156 File: 41 KB, 472x461, 1510891910449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022132 >what could drive the market higher at this point? Poowell pooing in the well with a BIG PHATT >HIGHER FOR LONGER that means market and its participants xd

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:47:48 2023 No.55022160 Why haven't they announced a split for UVXY yet? what do these fucking j*ws know

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:48:21 2023 No.55022171

My trading strategy is to poop my pants every day that I close red. Unfortunately in the last few weeks since I began this practice I have developed a taste of pants-pooping. I mean once you get the initial recoil it just keeps your pants nice and warm. Plus the smell isn't too bad. I even find it alluring. Anyway this past week I've been losing quite a lot of money and clearly this strategy is no longer working. Can anyone recommend a new strat?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:49:10 2023 No.55022182 File: 79 KB, 300x300, 1641846590538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022160 >they're not splitting because soon it won't be needed FUGGGG

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:49:29 2023 No.55022185 File: 1.00 MB, 1588x1371, Nautical Crab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DING DING DING DING 10 Minutes till King Crabs Speech

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:50:27 2023 No.55022199 File: 576 KB, 2200x1650, 1665866380927445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022144 literally "higher for longer" and "no cuts planned" for the 1000th time. maybe market listens this time

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:52:29 2023 No.55022212 >>55022199 >maybe market listens this time will it listen today or monday? so tiresome

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:52:40 2023 No.55022213 File: 371 KB, 1500x1543, waits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022055 Just like my man Tom Waits.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:52:47 2023 No.55022215 File: 3.21 MB, 576x1024, Big Green bars.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022199 there might be some dank bernanke memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k Is this cow sick?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:52:47 2023 No.55022216 The megacap tech stock market is healing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:53:22 2023 No.55022225 File: 613 KB, 827x1170, 1668346642841798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022199 >maybe market listens this time not likely haha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:53:40 2023 No.55022228 >>55022212 nah you get reaction before he even said the sentence with all this face, speech recognition shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:54:43 2023 No.55022238 >>55022144 what time does he speak

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:54:57 2023 No.55022243 >>55022228 the speeches get published and an API picks them up its not magic

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:54:57 2023 No.55022244 File: 1.68 MB, 320x240, the_machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022144 >the VIX machine

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:02 2023 No.55022260 File: 522 KB, 1932x1181, bobo-tuxedo-champagne-glass-welcome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022244 ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you... the VIX machine

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:30 2023 No.55022269 DUMMP BEFORE POWELL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:35 2023 No.55022272 lmao jannies got heemed for being to heavy handed on the hammer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:20 2023 No.55022278 >>55022244 >>55022260 >mechanical VIX

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:59:23 2023 No.55022287 POW IS READY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:59:49 2023 No.55022293 I am tired of oil pooping its pants

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:59:52 2023 No.55022295 >>55022215 >>55022144 is that just snot or parasites?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:00:18 2023 No.55022297 File: 273 KB, 2048x1536, tighter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022278 >he took delivery on mechanical VIX shares

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:00:35 2023 No.55022300 POMP IT TO PLANET X DADDY JPOW The most hated rally will continue till the heat death of the universe.

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:00:39 2023 No.55022301

>>55022144
>what the fuck is this nigga gonna say?
half of the crowd will interpret it as
>TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
and the other half will be
>stock market upswing
>labor market strong
>the economy firing on all of the cylinders
>wait a moment? they aren't going to cut rates into a red hot economy, will they?
and everything will even itself out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:06 2023 No.55022305 File: 1.63 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he waved his hands and said short Do the thing

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:19 2023 No.55022307
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Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:24 2023 No.55022308 If he even talks about it, this is more a discussion than a speech.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:47 2023 No.55022315 >>55022297 >he took delivery on mechanical VIX shares post gaping butthole

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:02:03 2023 No.55022316 why does bernanke sound like a little bitch?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:02:50 2023 No.55022322 They are speaking at a funeral... >FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET >FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET >FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET FUNERAL FOR THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:03:01 2023 No.55022323 >>55022295 Probably just impacted snot t. prairie dweller

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:03:07 2023 No.55022327 is lamenting a dead guy bearish or bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:03:16 2023 No.55022328 >>55022316 he's an old jew, wtf do you expect

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:05:05 2023 No.55022345 File: 812 KB, 2560x1440, 1668527443042039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/19/watch-fed-chairman-jerome-powell-speak-live-on-monetary-policy.html

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:05:31 2023 No.55022350 File: 34 KB, 602x338, fredo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PARTY'S OVER... YOU HEARD ME, SCRAM

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:05:43 2023 No.55022354 >>55022185 I like that crab bell

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:00 2023 No.55022357 >>55022327 bullish means there is now more room for growth

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:05 2023 No.55022359 File: 1.57 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He said Up Here we go

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:15 2023 No.55022361 WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING AT INFLATION

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:21 2023 No.55022376 File: 28 KB, 620x413, 7nte5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022361

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:21 2023 No.55022375
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>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:23 2023 No.55022377 Muh niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:36 2023 No.55022379 >>55022114 Can you explain how these work? How do you make money off them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:08:15 2023 No.55022385 File: 1.68 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why didn't they just open the factories

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:09:10 2023 No.55022398 >>55022243 thats not how it works

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:06 2023 No.55022407
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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:16 2023 No.55022408 JUSTS ELL JUST TEUST ME

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 15:10:17 2023 No.55022409 >>55022379 You get a couple of them. Then you whore them out and take half the money they make.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:25 2023 No.55022410 File: 1.71 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >experienced past tense

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:33 2023 No.55022413 File: 437 KB, 744x493, 1683144230504130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT DID HE SAY???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:11:22 2023 No.55022422 >>55022409 >half lol tell me you're not a pimp without telling me you're not a pimp

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:11:30 2023 No.55022423 File: 1.77 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fell

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:11:49 2023 No.55022428 File: 94 KB, 520x468, 1640823716067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NatGas up >Oil rugging

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:11:58 2023 No.55022431 >>55022410 its over

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:04 2023 No.55022433 they're laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:22 2023 No.55022435 >>55022413 he reached into his shirt through the collar and started making fart sounds with his armpit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:32 2023 No.55022437 File: 797 KB, 771x485, 1677481546953432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022410

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:39 2023 No.55022442 File: 19 KB, 366x354, 1670573381414335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022350 The guy who played Fredo was such a good actor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:13:10 2023 No.55022451 First time I'm hearing Bernanke live and he's a dangerous charismatic shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:13:38 2023 No.55022456 File: 2.01 MB, 1668x938, The banks have the same number of letters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rise US treasuries can always be valued accurately and when the economy goes down the value of US treasuries rise

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:40 2023 No.55022468 Regional bank bros I'm not feeling too good right now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:57 2023 No.55022470 File: 24 KB, 362x314, 1522101195306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the TOOLs >the TOOLS >THE T0OLs!!! >MUHFUGGIN TOOO)))000OLS!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:11 2023 No.55022476 KRE R U G G E D

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:24 2023 No.55022478 File: 161 KB, 1008x1030, 1640191859242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Financially speaking, my cock never recover from this crabbening.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:26 2023 No.55022480 File: 158 KB, 1000x750, 1662129922035865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love it when Jerome talks about his tool

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:55 2023 No.55022487 File: 1.58 MB, 1668x938, Why not both.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The tools we use will affect both (financial health and macroeconomic systems)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:10 2023 No.55022491 Where does I watch the Jerome video stream, other guy lied.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:15 2023 No.55022494 >>55022476 uh oh stinky

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:16 2023 No.55022495 XLF >XLF XLF >XLF XLF >XLF XLF >XLF XLF >XLF XLF >XLF XLF >XLF

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:29 2023 No.55022500 File: 31 KB, 585x458, 1648221192850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:53 2023 No.55022504 Nasdaq teetering on the brink

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:10 2023 No.55022506 File: 75 KB, 613x683, 1655241365515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022435 Goddamn I haven't done that in like 20 years. You made this old man smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:14 2023 No.55022507 DEATH TO SPY HAAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:22 2023 No.55022509 JUST BUY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:31 2023 No.55022512 >>55022491 it's the video at the top of that page how retarded are you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:38 2023 No.55022514 this nigga talmbout yogi bear it's over mumus

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:42 2023 No.55022518 File: 2.03 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022491 https://www.federalreserve.gov/ We are entering a new period where supply shocks will be consistent.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:18:11 2023 No.55022524 we end green anyways because ai

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:18:22 2023 No.55022528 >>55022491 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcaogYUmCPk

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:18:39 2023 No.55022529 File: 32 KB, 540x720, 1684250916771358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022500

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:18:54 2023 No.55022535 SHOCKS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:12 2023 No.55022536 UVIX/UVXY/VIXY bros how many shares did you all buy yesterday? I bought a couple of June VIX futures contracts. You cannot imagine how much fun I'm having right now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:33 2023 No.55022542 File: 1.64 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Further Persistant supply shocks as the pandemic mercifully recedes into memory. We will need to control for more supply shocks to come

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:45 2023 No.55022543
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>>55022514
Yogi Bear hung out in Jellystone, which is obviously a parody of Yellowstone. Yellowstone is a National Park in Wyoming. Grand Teton is a National Park in Wyoming. Jackson/Jackson Hole is near Tetons. Holy shit it's over.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:48 2023 No.55022544 >>55022512 Why are you so mean broo :/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:02 2023 No.55022545 File: 121 KB, 823x594, 161303643996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD STILL YOU DUMB MUMU NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:10 2023 No.55022547 File: 1.40 MB, 244x182, nelson-armpit-fart.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022435 >>55022506

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:29 2023 No.55022553 sounds and looks like a jackson hole repeat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:38 2023 No.55022555 File: 1.70 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Pandemic scrambled the labor market readings

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:02 2023 No.55022561 File: 900 KB, 1024x762, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022543

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:03 2023 No.55022562 Whoever this nervous voice guy is is not helping

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:19 2023 No.55022563 >>55022535 >>55022542 They're prepping the market for Covid 2; Ebola Strikes Back.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:28 2023 No.55022564 What just happened to gold?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:34 2023 No.55022567 I forgot how much I fucking hate the Bernank.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:43 2023 No.55022569 File: 1.98 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:47 2023 No.55022570
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>>55022379
They use cash to buy a ton of 1-3month treasuries then give you the pay out through a dividend and the fund performance. Benefit it that when you buy the bond itself your money is locked up, through these you can take it out whenever and don't have to wait.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:59 2023 No.55022572 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:12 2023 No.55022578 File: 121 KB, 800x600, 1673486540621988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022562 He never has

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:31 2023 No.55022587 File: 62 KB, 215x300, TheSchiffHasSailed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022564

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:52 2023 No.55022595 File: 1.72 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There has been SCRAMBLING

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:58 2023 No.55022596 >>55022562 Bad bait. Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:16 2023 No.55022610 >>55022547 it's funny even without the sounds

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:28 2023 No.55022611 File: 1.50 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is no reason low inflation and high employment cannot coexist with sufficient slack

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:39 2023 No.55022613 >FIRST SPIKED implies more spking to come SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:08 2023 No.55022620 File: 25 KB, 756x457, 1624289009683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUPPLY SHOCK SUPPYL SHOCK SUPPLY SHOCK SUPPLY SHOCK

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:23 2023 No.55022623 HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:25 2023 No.55022624 >>55022564 is this one of them "flights to safety"?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:40 2023 No.55022629 >>55022613 Did they reverse split?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:49 2023 No.55022631 File: 592 KB, 1440x3088, Screenshot_20230519_112434_TradingView.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me thinks this chart looks kinda bearish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:16 2023 No.55022640 >>55022623 >so much higher for >so much longer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:28 2023 No.55022642 File: 325 KB, 1080x1349, 1683194079713996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mvis is finally healing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:43 2023 No.55022648 >>55022631 Oh shit filled gap LFG

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:47 2023 No.55022649 >>55022631 gap filled, we can continue upwards

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:49 2023 No.55022650 File: 2.07 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It may be the Phillips curve is steepening

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:27:00 2023 No.55022654 PIVOT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:27:33 2023 No.55022661 File: 64 KB, 885x915, bobo-chainsaw-riding-hoverboard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:27:46 2023 No.55022664 File: 291 KB, 700x704, 1683390355488683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022654

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:27:53 2023 No.55022666 File: 1.65 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What changed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:08 2023 No.55022668 >>55022631 Reverse abc

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:13 2023 No.55022671 she killed banks kwab

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:17 2023 No.55022672 File: 18 KB, 250x208, coomer-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022649 >>55022648 Gap filling mind

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:30 2023 No.55022674 File: 44 KB, 570x487, 1570145086019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >market responds to the presenter saying pivot efficient market

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:44 2023 No.55022678 guise what is happening i'm scared

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:44 2023 No.55022677 >>55022642 I'd love to spend an afternoon in that ass

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:53 2023 No.55022681 >>55022570 What do I have to be watching to make sure I make money off of this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:32 2023 No.55022687 File: 564 KB, 920x766, 1658199979404919.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:33 2023 No.55022688 File: 91 KB, 1931x1189, 1660187965896200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HE THOUGHT JPOW WOULD BE DOVISH

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:37 2023 No.55022689 File: 1.68 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is a range of opinions

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:40 2023 No.55022690 File: 2.29 MB, 600x555, 1678986424524284.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:41 2023 No.55022691 >>55022678 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:30:42 2023 No.55022699 File: 39 KB, 255x275, 1670267071821715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:30:53 2023 No.55022700 Bernanke is crashing the market!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:01 2023 No.55022701 >>55022674 >addicts on withdrawal that's all these fucks are. scrambled and fried brains from almost two decades of QE and N/Z/LIRP.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:02 2023 No.55022702 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 1672728963013529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how high do you think rates will go?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:03 2023 No.55022703 moment of truth

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:06 2023 No.55022705 >DEBT LIMIT TALKS HIT ROADBLOCK AS GOP NEGOTIATORS WALK OUT over.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:21 2023 No.55022709 CRUSH IT, CRASH IT, KILL IT SPY 3500

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:30 2023 No.55022711 File: 1.58 MB, 1668x938, Earn and Deserve their trust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retain the Public's Trust

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:31 2023 No.55022712 Wow what a coincidence! The market pumps hard and suddenly Ol' Bearish Ben pokes his head out!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:44 2023 No.55022715 >>55022705 BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:32:03 2023 No.55022719 >>55022702 >>55022640 simple as

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:32:28 2023 No.55022725 File: 3.33 MB, 224x224, 1678972350508809.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022702 Hopefully double digit to dunk on all the debtmaxx baggies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:32:31 2023 No.55022726 File: 244 KB, 1352x1358, C4C787F5-8DFE-4593-A801-45D2552AAE9F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gold sirs, we’re back!

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri May 19 15:32:45 2023 No.55022731 lmao $420.69 was the SPY high for the year

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:33:13 2023 No.55022738 File: 1.51 MB, 1668x938, Any Given Monday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Of course there are communication challenges with communicating natural uncertainty.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:33:32 2023 No.55022740 File: 520 KB, 2710x1526, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE WERE KINGS

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:33:38 2023 No.55022741
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>>55022542
>We will need to control for more supply shocks to come
What the fuck he mean "control for"? Is this about current F.E.D. policy or a grad student's research paper?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:33:42 2023 No.55022742 >>55022731 My broker says $420.72, you stupid heeb.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:33:45 2023 No.55022743 >>55022705 >not setting aside the entire budget for tranny bathrooms When the republicans realize their portfolios hang in the balance, they'll stop this charade and give the Ds what they want.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:34:11 2023 No.55022751 File: 39 KB, 700x530, 1680275637825596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >US monetary policy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:34:31 2023 No.55022754 >>55022689 >Hello darkness my old friend Haven’t seen this yigger in an age

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:34:52 2023 No.55022759 >>55022731 unlikely. after another consolidation over time crabisode SPX will hit ~4350pts (+/- 75pts)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:34:55 2023 No.55022761 File: 1.69 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We should use forward guidance sparingly when there is nothing good to say

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:07 2023 No.55022764 >>55022705 >REPRESENTATIVE GRAVES: WE'VE DECIDED TO PRESS PAUSE ON DEBT CEILING TALKS, BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT PRODUCTIVE. https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1659582708748546048?cxt=HHwWgMCz5cjrgoguAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:11 2023 No.55022766 >>55022725 wouldn't that be good for debt? can leave your cash earning higher rates while your debt gets inflated away and is only 3% for a mortgage or something

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:20 2023 No.55022769 File: 106 KB, 600x900, 1679938206208205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022741 Hey, Ben has a Nobel Prize. He knows what he's doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:40 2023 No.55022773 File: 114 KB, 1000x1000, 1670328632425394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bernanke's puts are printing, probably

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:41 2023 No.55022774 Stop saving SPY Jpow. Put Bernanke back on.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:35:56 2023 No.55022776 File: 114 KB, 810x1080, dog day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55022442 i liked this movie when i was a kid too

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:36:30 2023 No.55022782 File: 34 KB, 656x522, 1669884035245104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-0.2% mid-day after days of 1%+ rises >bears rejoicing i got a feeling that we reverse soon and my pants will be poopy tonight again

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:36:32 2023 No.55022784
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>>55022681
well a little late to the game on it now, how ever it will continue to match that return rate until jerome actually pivots, it'll start going down when they start cutting the interest rates not a moment before.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:36:40 2023 No.55022786 >>55022764 LMAO so retarded, like the market actually thinks the US will default? it's just a game of chicken. it will be raised.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:37:10 2023 No.55022793 Buy tmf debt ceiling talks have paused. Tlt surged 20% in 2011 under similar circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:37:17 2023 No.55022796 File: 1.61 MB, 1668x938, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Problems arise when the public accepts a different path than policy makers. Perhaps due to a significant downturn

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:37:38 2023 No.55022798 PERHAPS DUE A SIGNIFICANT DOWNTURN

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:37:42 2023 No.55022799
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>>55022766
Anon, most people that go into insane debt don't have cash reserves. I'm talking about the dipshits with HELOC and five figure credit card debt. Furthermore, people with a 3% mortgage are basically chained to it because the principal got nuked from the high rates.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:38:01 2023 No.55022802 Jpow say it NO RATE CUTS say it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:38:03 2023 No.55022804 >>55022784 So how much do these return every mont/3months?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:38:15 2023 No.55022806 File: 5 KB, 195x258, Pitbull in a suit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:38:33 2023 No.55022810 >>55022807 >>55022807 >>55022807

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:38:45 2023 No.55022811 File: 536 KB, 756x890, 1610487102547 down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOOOOooooo...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:39:07 2023 No.55022816 >>55022786 If they fuck it up enough US debt can be downgraded in rating, raising will happen but there may be consequences to delaying.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:39:38 2023 No.55022823 File: 315 KB, 1280x960, E1CF8819-2740-4FF1-80C6-5E36909F93AD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Debt ceiling shills still in denial

Anonymous Fri May 19 17:27:07 2023 No.55024092

>>55021315
I want something stable with a reasonable expectation to return a few % every year that I can set a recurring deposit to for 10% of my income. I chose the vanguard S&P 500, is there something better?

I would probably choose something more stable like high yield savings account or a CD or something if I had enough cash to make it worthwhile but im just a broke 25 yearold trying to be somewhat financially responsible. 20% is going to my savings, 20% to recreational spending and the remainder I have set up for my bills that are on auto pay. I want to be able to just put my head down for the next 5 years and grow, maybe take new job opportunities if they arise but other than that just set myself up to start my 30's with some kind of stable footing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 17:31:14 2023 No.55024124 >>55024092 Yeah, something like VOO is fine. If you are a true buy-and-hold type with extra risk tolerance - never selling and buying with every paycheck - you can go with a 2x SPY like SSO or a 3x like SPXL.

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