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[Anonymous No.55018247]

I match with hundreds of girls but I’m too afraid to say anything to them. Financially speaking, what should I do about this?

[Anonymous No.55018256]

They're all painfully average

[Anonymous No.55018287]

>>55018247
I'm sorry to inform you but those are all men.

[Anonymous No.55018290]

>>55018256
That’s the majority of women on dating sites

[Anonymous No.55018308]

Hi, would you like to grab a cup of coffee on Thursday?

[Anonymous No.55018330]

>>55018247
Start swiping on Bumble. The women have to message you first. And at least now you have the power of AI to help you come up with responses.

[Anonymous No.55018334]

>>55018308
What if they say no?

[Anonymous No.55018348]

All hundreds of them? I doubt it. Try until you net one.

[Anonymous No.55018372]

>>55018247
just send them a picture of your erect penis

[Anonymous No.55018390]

>>55018334
Then you cut off your penis and wait for other men to ask you the same question, to which you will respond yes.
This is the way.

[Anonymous No.55018419]

>>55018247
Don’t worry, 99% of the them will either
- not reply
- reply a couple times and then ghost
- reply long enough to start setting up a date, then ghost
- reply long enough to start setting up a date, pick a place and time, then ghost before the actual date
- on the rare occasion you do setup a date and they show up, unless it’s the best date of their lives they won’t be texting you after the free drinks and meal
Dating apps are fucking garbage. I get a shit load of matches too but the vast majority of women on these are looking for dopamine hits when someone likes them. I’ve been on so many dating app dates, had a couple short term relationships off them, but it’s mostly a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.55018431]

How do l talk to women on bumble without paying for their premium bullshit?

[Anonymous No.55018442]

>>55018419
That makes me feel better because a couple times I’ve actually messaged girls back and set up dates but then ghosted them because I was afraid if I showed up they wouldn’t like me

[Anonymous No.55018451]

>>55018247
Those are all bots.

[Anonymous No.55018457]

>>55018419
When I used to be on bumble I would only use it to fuck girls never gay bitch dates why would I even want to date one of those hoes on there lmaoo

[Anonymous No.55018459]

>>55018431
Just send them frog memes until one of them lols

[Anonymous No.55018488]

>>55018247
You live in MN. I've fucked two of those girls, no cap lmao.

[Anonymous No.55018492]

>>55018419
>>55018442
I actually do this - set up dates with no intention of showing up to them. I see it through till the end, saying her I am nearly there, then ghosting her.
leaving her waiting for me. Almost feel sorry for them, but then I remember how I was treated the same, how countless other guys were treated like shit. Eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

[Anonymous No.55018496]

It’s that easy bros…

[Anonymous No.55018506]

>>55018488
Yeah I live in NE Minneapolis lol. Which ones?

[Anonymous No.55018531]

>>55018506
Not telling :^) Just know that every one of these girls has had their holes filled by countless men

[Anonymous No.55018533]

>>55018496
nice. you'll send some weird shit like that, fuck your first date up, and she'll post this shit on reddit or something

[Anonymous No.55018535]

>>55018506
Probably the blonde Katie. She looks like she has regrets in her past.

[Anonymous No.55018544]

>>55018531
Good thing I’m an antisocial neet that drives Uber, gambles with options and is afraid to talk to women. Makes me feel moderately better about myself

[Anonymous No.55018560]

>>55018533
And?

[Anonymous No.55018563]

>>55018419
it’s like that until it isn’t

[Anonymous No.55018569]

>>55018544
Take my advice as a 35 yr old boomer. MN is absolutely shit dating for men. The women are fat and have sky high expectations because so many of us are 6'+ coming from nordic countries. Literally any other metro I've been to has more favorable dating. Unironically move if you want to find a wife.

[Anonymous No.55018592]

>>55018569
Interesting because women have always sort of liked me (until they talk to me because I’m a loser). But when I go to even Chicago I get this weird sense they’re literally drooling over me. Half Norwegian, half german ancestry fwiw.

[Anonymous No.55018599]

Wife said I can hook up with other girls if I want to. But I'm worried that if I put myself on Tinder, somebody I know might see me on there.

Is this a legit fear or am I over complicating things? Also do you think girls would hook up with a married man for a one night stand, or should I pretend to be single?

[Anonymous No.55018621]

>>55018256
it is odd how interchangeable they are.

[Anonymous No.55018634]

>>55018492
>>55018563
Based

[Anonymous No.55018667]

>>55018569
where the somali hoes at

[Anonymous No.55018710]

>>55018667
They here

[Anonymous No.55018724]

>>55018247
If they think you're good looking, women will make it easy. Otherwise they're not really worth your time. Just ask them to come over

[Anonymous No.55018733]

>>55018710
kek is this on tinder? kinda weird to use that app if you wear a headscarf but I guess women just want attention at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.55018737]

Shill those hoes the Official Shitcoin of the New York Mets

[Anonymous No.55018745]

>>55018247
Hey, you’re sexy. I’m [your name]. Watcha up to?

[Respond to whatever she says]. What do you like to do for fun?

[Respond to whatever she says]. I’m into [hobbies you’re into]. What part of [your town] are you from? I’m in [area you’re in].

[Respond to whatever she says]. You seem cool, we should grab a drink and see if we click. I’m not looking for anything super serious, but if you’re up for a drink, a flirt & to see what happens, drop me your number & I’ll send you a text.

[Anonymous No.55018791]

>>55018745
>I'm [your name]
>When your name is already on the app
This is so cringe to see it typed out but doing this though less robotic and within the context of how you'd say these things would probably work though idk if you need to be so explicit with the "not looking for anything serious" but idk

[Anonymous No.55018835]

>>55018419
It's because you're ugly and you should kys.

[Anonymous No.55018840]

>>55018290
Where are the pretty ones then