/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55015168]

What is so special about this webm and why are you autists so obsessed with her

[Anonymous No.55015197]

>>55015168
Because she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.55015204]

>>55015168
she exerts confidence and men who can't decide how to manage their own money (and are thereby here) find that attractive

[Anonymous No.55015218]

[Anonymous No.55015268]

the posters raging at the webm sealed the deal
i was one of them but i can barely remember why i was so mad anymore

[Anonymous No.55015280]

Expressive. Radiant smile. Stands out when the Lexapro face is the norm

[Anonymous No.55015284]

>>55015168
holy fuck she's annoying, I feel like punching her

[Anonymous No.55015292]

but when it all started you could post this chick and be guaranteed bumps from ranting incels. it was part of the charm of it

[Anonymous No.55015319]

>>55015168
It's literally because she's cute. That's it. That's why these simps turned it into a thing
They talk about her confidence as a reason, not realizing there are millions of mid women out there who have the same confidence and attitude as her but if they were in the webm doing the same thing then none of the simps would give a shit about it

[Anonymous No.55015322]

[Anonymous No.55015343]

>>55015280
she's actually "there" unlike 99% of the drones

[Anonymous No.55015349]

>>55015168
Because she's uniquely attractive and cute and we like to fantasize about a reality in which we're a couple and she likes us for who we are and not what we can give her and we're young and happy together in a perfect moment forever instead of the reality we live in where life is just all the shit we're doing waiting for moments that never come.

[Anonymous No.55015351]

>>55015319
naw its more then that
i was outright triggered by it when i first saw it, which is hilarious to me now. something about it i dunno i was so mad. good meme

[Anonymous No.55015369]

>>55015349
delete this

[Anonymous No.55015388]

>>55015349
Fuck bro

[Anonymous No.55015393]

It's because she's brown and cute. Nu/biz/ has been programmed to believe only white women are hot

[Anonymous No.55015401]

if you think its just because she's cute then you weren't around for the epic amount of incel ptsd this meme triggered

[Anonymous No.55015410]

>>55015168
leave our queen alone

[Anonymous No.55015417]

>>55015168

Because none of them know what it's like to have a woman smile at them

[Anonymous No.55015426]

>>55015349
s-stop it. :(

[Anonymous No.55015430]

>>55015319
I wouldn't say it's her "confidence" more like her attitude that's sort of carefree, and her style combined sort of gives her this "alternative but still cute" , respectful attitude.
The fact she seems like she is genuine and nice to strangers, and can take a joke with the "little red sauce" and not obsessed with how she looks.
She looks like someone that would still smile and laugh and chat with us, if she came into /biz/ room full of incels IRL. she'd find something to laugh with everyone about because she sees the suffering that is the world, like she might have been through some stuff herself.

[Anonymous No.55015434]

shes like a light 8 lol
t. chad

[Anonymous No.55015441]

>>55015430
she kinda also looks like aubrey plaza or whatever that autism girl's name is and acts like her too. dark doomer acceptance chill vibes

[Anonymous No.55015449]

>>55015168

[Anonymous No.55015455]

>>55015168
>forces everyone to look at the stupid fucking meme from a year ago

The entire internet is Reddit now

[Anonymous No.55015478]

it's basically the doge of coomers

[Anonymous No.55015484]

It's like the black and blue dress, or like yanny/laurel. Some part of the population perceives her behavior as genuine and some other part of the population perceives her behavior largely as put-on.

[Anonymous No.55015525]

if i had this much confidence and was this flirty i'd probably get arrested. but for her its just a fun game for extra sauce. no woman will ever smile at me like that. this world is for the chads and the stacies and the rest of us can just watch bitterly on the sidelines. even the simple act of ordering food becomes an excuse for her to flaunt her hyperdeveloped social flirtation skills like its nothing. it spits in the face of your entire existence.

imagine you've been in a wheelchair your whole life and then this chick comes along running and jumping up and down and smiling and casually having more fun with her legs then you'll ever know. and if you even tried to stand up out of your chair you'd get shot down, walking isnt for you, its for the beautiful people not you. its like that

[Anonymous No.55015586]

Is there a version with sound around? Perhaps youtube link? Please /biz/ help!

[Anonymous No.55015617]

>>55015168
When incels see a woman smiling it triggers a special response in their brian that causes them to relive past experiences and to project and sperg out. To this day scientists are still trying to figure out why this happens.

[Anonymous No.55015674]

has anyone ever linked her a thread about this or is she unaware

[Anonymous No.55015694]

>>55015349
Now THAT'S demoralization posting!

[Anonymous No.55015812]

>>55015525
Man what a shit take
>turk roach street shitter asks if you know Ronaldo because your from the same gigantic shithole country and you gotta flutter your eyelashes and pretend you're interested in this lame conversation when all you want is a tinfoil box of greasy slop

[Anonymous No.55015823]

>Babies first Forced glowie meme

[Anonymous No.55015841]

>>55015168
She’s like a 7.5 in La. I see hotter bitches at my local grocery store

[Anonymous No.55015902]

>>55015168
>eating meat
>wearing jewelry
>smiling at strange men
>spending money unchaperoned
>in public without a face covering
Redflags.webm

[Anonymous No.55015974]

>>55015812
she was under no social obligation to do all that wild over the top play flirting

[Anonymous No.55015996]

I dated her and she's unironically the sweetest girl you will ever meet, she's super nice to ugly incels (me) and she makes an amazing raspberry tart. Her pet name for me was Super Mario Nigger

[Anonymous No.55016009]

>>55015974
She literally has a camera on her from out of the truck with the reaction guaranteed to be plastered all over the internet by coomer incels jfc dude

[Jealous No.55016014]

>>55015168
Does that mean it is poisoned then?

[Anonymous No.55016032]

I don’t hate her, I hate the incel faggots who post this and I know they also love anime and have never felt the warm embrace of a woman

[Anonymous No.55016055]

I live literally 5 minutes walking distance from where she works. I have a massive cock and I fantasize about going in and throating her

[Anonymous No.55016096]

>>55016032
... More often then not they do have cold hands.

[Anonymous No.55016105]

>>55015525
>>>/r9k/
I'm glad you're suffering you miser.

[Anonymous No.55016164]

Shit, no one has the ick on eck version?

[Anonymous No.55016183]

>>55015351
>more then

Saged

[Anonymous No.55016584]

Jesus, shes a woman whos charismatic. What hellscape of women are you zoomers dealing with? Also, how long has it been since you fucks have seen a woman? Shes clearly a white woman with a tan, how do you mix that up with a mestiza?

[Anonymous No.55016590]

>>55015168
>What is so special about this webm
Its a normal looking girl, 70% of american women are overweight.

[Anonymous No.55016630]

>>55015168
>I unironically love looking at girls and noticing that they have beautiful skin
>I will never ever compliment a girl with "I think you have beautiful skin" because I'll sound like buffalo bill if I do it outside of a relationship
>I have a hard time believing I'll ever find a girl I like with my current routine

[Anonymous No.55016653]

>>55016584
>Shes clearly a white woman
t.

[Anonymous No.55016734]

>>55015168
It's the way she says "just a little bit" and the face she makes while saying it

It's hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.55016770]

>>55016584
>Shes clearly a white woman with a tan
Those are called latinas and they ain't white.

[Anonymous No.55016889]

>>55015168
She’s like female Patrick Bateman, she’s just like me if I did hrt

[Anonymous No.55016934]

>>55015617
>missing the point so hard
I went to r/nice guys once, it was full of simping incels making fun of men tired of being treated like shit, you’d fit there

[Anonymous No.55016947]

>>55015319
> mid

[Anonymous No.55016976]

>>55016934
no he was right, that is the point. gotta learn to laugh at yourself. i'm an incel butthurt over a webm of a girl smiling at a food cart. and thats funny

[Anonymous No.55017053]

>>55015168
gayfags that dont know womans breast feels like bag of sand

[Anonymous No.55017107]

>>55015168
She eatin da bugz! :0

[Anonymous No.55017666]

>>55015168
We aren't. It's the point of the meme. That anything, no matter how bland (like this ordinary chick) can be made into a viral artifact.

[Anonymous No.55018851]

>>55015168
The only woman who shows some personality, when I think about it, the most attractive thing about a woman is when she shows her personality, on the other hand, if I revealed how greedy I am holding a PLEB bag they would call me fucking Wario

[Anonymous No.55018889]

>>55015168
>an army of KHVV POLCELS gets assblasted that a woman can be happy for no reason while they are still raging about MUH JOOOOOOOOOZ!
i was there when she was first posted thats literally all that happened. im not defending her and admit shes pretty average but POLCELS sperging out en mass for no real reason is indefensible

[Anonymous No.55018905]

>>55015349
delet

[Anonymous No.55018963]

>>55015168
I showed this webm to my gf, big mistake. She's more obsessed with it than I. She keeps bringing her up.

[Anonymous No.55019968]

>>55015349
congratulations you should write doomer prose you are genius

[Anonymous No.55020118]

>>55015218
A clear downgrade

[Anonymous No.55020136]

>>55016584
>charismatic
nothing to do with her being an onlyfans pornslut who degrades herself for money online, then

[Anonymous No.55020149]

reminder that bizcels link her every thread posted here so she is lurking here right now

[Anonymous No.55020153]

>>55015349
bruh

[Anonymous No.55020229]

>>55015322
a man of taste

[Anonymous No.55020451]

>>55015197
looks like a roastie slag.

[Anonymous No.55020471]

>>55015168
People feel being cheated because they put themselves into the kebab man's shoes and imagine that, if a woman behaved like this with them, her affection would be both fake and, because it's online, also ostentatious, therefore cruel & self-serving. In a quite visceral sense, the negative reaction is due to the feeling of being unworthy of being loved.

[Anonymous No.55020518]

>>55015168
Because this place is full of simps acting like they aren't simps.

[Anonymous No.55020722]

>>55015617
>Im not even an incel
>is 100% an incel
Lmfao, the level of self-awareness of incels on this board

[Anonymous No.55020876]

I have zero opinion on this webm or this thread.

[Anonymous No.55020895]

>>55015204
Comparing this picture of Elon to Elon now gives me hope for my future.

[Anonymous No.55020900]

>>55015349
>uniquely attractive
kek no, you just do what you’re told, now fuck off back to r*ddit.

[Anonymous No.55020913]

>>55015349
It has never been more over than this post. Jannies please burn this thread and ban this user

[Anonymous No.55021097]

>>55015168
Nothing, just a meme, bitch's like a hungry cat.
>>>/gif/25163883

[Anonymous No.55021122]

I just want to curb stomp her gay fucking face
Sets off my uncanny valley

[Anonymous No.55021130]

>>55015168
She's pretty.

[Anonymous No.55021369]

>>55015292
/thread
this chick made the incels seethe

[Anonymous No.55021422]

>>55015197
Itlooks like sub 90iq and comes with STDs.

[Anonymous No.55021498]

>>55015349
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SAYING THAT FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.55021650]

>>55015168
Why are you so obsessed with us being obsessed. You posted the bloody webm, not me.