/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55001590]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>55000046

[Anonymous No.55001599]

[Anonymous No.55001604]

The retard pumping will continue until morale improve.

[Anonymous No.55001615]

NVDA melting faces. Let's fucking go

[Anonymous No.55001617]

>bobo thought America would default
lmao

[Anonymous No.55001632]

Imagine not buying WAL when it crashed.
Literally 100% gains right now.

[Anonymous No.55001633]

>>55001617
Did they pass a deal yet

[Anonymous No.55001634]

[Anonymous No.55001643]

Made 3200 selling covered calls today thanks to the anon who kept talking about it a few threads ago - feeling moisturized and unbothered

[Anonymous No.55001654]

shorting nvidia has financially ruined me. i have to go back to the wage cage now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001655]

collected 2.5 Big Guys off those 0DTE SPY puts I bought.

[Anonymous No.55001659]

>>55001633
Did they not pass a deal yet? That's the question that matters

[Anonymous No.55001664]

>>55001643
Good job. Ive been selling covered calls for a while myself.

[Anonymous No.55001665]

>>55001633
Sure looks like it.

[Anonymous No.55001681]

good afternoon I hate bitfarms (BITF)

back to WFH now that the semester is over. very comfy to watch the birds at the feeder out the window

[Anonymous No.55001680]

RTX
RTX
RTX
RTX
RTX

[Anonymous No.55001696]

ok ok...but why are we pumping. i thought the economy and inflation was severe and the situation was fucking dire. is that all over now?

[Anonymous No.55001709]

>>55001696
We're pumping because I went all in on puts.

[Anonymous No.55001711]

>>55001696
yes go all in don't miss the bull

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001712]

>>55001664
What if I took like 10% and instead of giving it to the big guy, I used it to buy leaps, then when the leaps get deep in the money, writing weekly covered calls on the options? Do you think I would be able to still give the big guy his 10% and keep a little something extra for myself?

[Anonymous No.55001714]

I'm sorry bros, you in fact can't save her.

[Anonymous No.55001719]

>>55001696
now is the time to buy, dont miss out! SPY to 500 soon

[Anonymous No.55001723]

>>55001714
>Got bred twice to avoid it
What a slut.

[Anonymous No.55001731]

>>55001714
i can save her

[Anonymous No.55001733]

>>55001712
That usually doesn't work out based on my experience.

[Anonymous No.55001736]

>>55001655
I'm still holding, could have 2.5 little guys, is this mistake? I'm assuming Jews run the market and won't let spy close above 412

[Anonymous No.55001737]

would december $360 nvda calls be retarded? It's the only 'direct exposure' to AI that normgroids can one-click invest in and there's going to be a new ai doom news cycle every week for the rest of the year and each time it's going to remind meme traders that they're woefully underexposed to the next big thing. $360 seems pretty reasonable even if the broader market eats a shit sandwich for q3. Only thing I could see fucking this up would be another taiwan/etc war fucking all markets with a chainsaw or openAI surprise announcing that they're going public.

but I am also aware that I'm a fucking retard and am late to the party by 5 months. just have a hard time seeing how nvda doesn't pull another 5x this decade so long as gpus remain essential for ai work

[Anonymous No.55001748]

>>55001737
Didn't read your post just wanted to post a Kornheiser.

[Anonymous No.55001751]

>>55001714
Why didn't she just leave the country?? You pay enough people off in thrid world countries and they'll keep their mouth shut

[Anonymous No.55001763]

>>55001696
Fink is desperately trying to prevent a head on shoulders on SPY. He can't have it colapse while the chosen party is in power.

[Anonymous No.55001765]

I don't know what to do with my portfolio

[Anonymous No.55001793]

>>55001696
>>55001763

[Anonymous No.55001804]

>>55001765
>Me looking at /smg/ portfolios full of ridiculous shit outperforming mine

[Anonymous No.55001820]

SPX got rejected by May high, but NDX broke out. What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.55001821]

The good old days, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55001823]

>>55001821
rofl whatever happened to that ftse puts kid?

[Anonymous No.55001831]

can somebody pls tell me what news did pump this shit, I mean its not much but enough to fuck me over a little bit

[Anonymous No.55001841]

>>55001821
Man time sure does fly when you're losing money

[Anonymous No.55001846]

>>55001831
Today is the Jewish holiday of "Vixpiration"

[Anonymous No.55001849]

i guess a dragged up VWAP reversion was just too much to ask for today. faggots

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001850]

>>55001736
What the fuck is a little guy? The Big Guy got the smallest cut out of all of them.

[Anonymous No.55001855]

>>55001821
No. I put my first money into the market a few weeks before that.

[Anonymous No.55001859]

when is this stupid recession going to end?

[Anonymous No.55001860]

>>55001696
Whole market knows that elephant is walking around the periphery. However this does not prevent games being played before the time comes.

[Anonymous No.55001872]

>>55001860
>What time is it... what time is it...

[Anonymous No.55001884]

>>55001859
It hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.55001889]

>>55001765
Bro. Shorters have decided to absolutely blastrape a stock which I am fully invested in... this whole week has been one big disaster. I was up nice 20% this year... only to turn into red. Just because the bald fugg at Viceroy said something

[Anonymous No.55001897]

Bought some long leaps on RUM and DWAC. They will definitely pump during the election cycle.

[Anonymous No.55001899]

Is this it? Is this all the short squeezing you can conjure, Mumu?

[Anonymous No.55001901]

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING
haha

[Anonymous No.55001909]

at some point if you buy puts all day long, they have to print right? or else i truly discovered the tax loss harvesting strat of the century

[Anonymous No.55001928]

>>55001850
.05 to the aids infested meth whore

[Anonymous No.55001931]

>>55001901
too big

[Anonymous No.55001934]

Yields are rising across the board. The government is going to default.

[Anonymous No.55001948]

MUMU = EXIT LIQUIDITY

[Anonymous No.55001949]

>>55001934

Yeah and? You act like this your first rodeo. So what happens is they shut it down and federal workers lose their minds and get furloughed for about 2-3 months.

Then they say okay okay lets raise it everybody come back to work

[Anonymous No.55001955]

>>55001934
>>55001949
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

[Anonymous No.55001963]

>>55001934
Not the one month

[Anonymous No.55001964]

>>55001949
I was going to go to a National Park next month and I'm going to be pissed if the Government being faggots ruins that.

[Anonymous No.55001967]

im priced in arent i?

[Anonymous No.55001970]

I bought 150 UVXY computers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001974]

>>55001949
>So what happens is they shut it down and federal workers lose their minds and get furloughed for about 2-3 months.
That's when they can't agree to a budget, this is different, they won't have money for social security and grandma/grandpa will starve to death, along with the niggers living on welfare.

[Anonymous No.55001982]

>>55001967
gonna need some fills under 410 if we want to rise with a solid base.

[Anonymous No.55001985]

tradingview got rid of my second favorite ticker, LBS1!
fuck those niggers so much

>>55001931
t. low T

[Anonymous No.55001986]

>>55001967
Everything is priced in, even them pricing in everything.

[Anonymous No.55001997]

you guys cant shake me out of $1k of puts anymore, im not playing in a five figure account anymore... you are gonna have to give me real money to take these puts faggots. thanks retards

[Anonymous No.55002002]

>>55001934
>>55001974

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002007]

>>55001949
>>55001974
When they can't pass a budget non-essential services get cut, when they can't borrow and have no money for outstanding liabilities, they can't sell new bonds, and they can't pay existing liabilities, and it's far far worse than the Trump shutdown. It will literally be worse than the great depression.

[Anonymous No.55002029]

>>55001985
Lum is great because she is Lum, not some unnaturally lean, yet big tits and big everything. Respect the source material

[Anonymous No.55002041]

stop lumposting you retards you're going to jinx it

[Anonymous No.55002044]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55002047]

>>55001974
>they won't have money for social security and grandma/grandpa will starve to death, along with the niggers living on welfare.
Is this supposed to be bad?

[Anonymous No.55002049]

DING DING DING

How are we doing fellow mumu's

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002058]

>>55001964
What are they going to do? Stop you with the cops the park rangers that aren't there because they weren't paid and had to go work as prostitutes sucking dick for cans of spam?

[Anonymous No.55002062]

>>55002044
greed makes me lose

[Anonymous No.55002068]

>>55002058
Bags, the rangers keep the Wendigo and Skinwalkers out. They have a deal.

[Anonymous No.55002075]

>>55002029
source material deez nuts

[Anonymous No.55002085]

>>55001934
Default to who? You seem to keep forgetting that part.

[Anonymous No.55002086]

almost at $30,000
this is comfy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002091]

>>55002047
There might be some unforeseen benefits to a default, however it would be pretty bad if you were Grandma/Grandpa/SingleMotherOfTwelve

[Anonymous No.55002102]

Fake and gay pump. Biden says we won’t default so we will.

P.S. -the US defaulted in 1933 and 1972 but Jews twist the meaning of words

[Anonymous No.55002106]

>tfw I'm 4x leveraged in Oil futures
>the run up is only beginning

[Anonymous No.55002110]

>>55002044
I am retard.

[Anonymous No.55002116]

>tfw missed the CBOE dip

[Anonymous No.55002118]

>>55002086
nice, what did you start with

[Anonymous No.55002127]

>>55001985
Nigga we're all about LBR1! now, all the brokers made the move weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.55002128]

>>55002086
Just wait until your an old fag, who has mid 6 figures knowing deep down that either:
1. It'll never be enough
2. You'll likely die before you get to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.55002131]

I made good money today in my buy & hold positions (up over $1200)
But I also tried to daytrade gamble on options... and I lost over $34...

[Anonymous No.55002134]

>>55002116
>First We Get the Money
FUCK why does every retard like Scarface?

[Anonymous No.55002141]

>>55001934
don't care. the sick and the slaves do not need such wealth

[Anonymous No.55002145]

>>55002134
>The plan also calls for eliminating all current vacant positions at the Chicago Police Department AND cutting the CPD budget by 9%.

[Anonymous No.55002162]

>>55002116
Kek chicongo is literally going to become a wasteland. It's already a dump. Apparently that toad Lori lightfoot wasn't destroying the city quick enough for the citizens liking.

[Anonymous No.55002163]

>>55002145
Ohhh I see. They are crypto Robocop fans instead.

[Anonymous No.55002164]

>>55002127
yeah figured it out with 2 seconds of googling but still sucks because now I can't backtest random shit with either because one doesn't exist anymore and the other has no history

[Anonymous No.55002169]

What the FUCK are they smoking over at bloomberg
https://twitter.com/opinion/status/1658818347360813056

[Anonymous No.55002174]

>Earnings season over
Literally 0 experience aside from trading earnings.
I don't even know how to properly daytrade. 0 forex experience. Don't know shit about commodities.

[Anonymous No.55002175]

>>55002044
$95 of tax loss harvesting (realized losses on puts)
$2k collected in CC premium expiring 6/16
heemed about the 416 puts i sold for $100 profit after market close, I coulda had $150 had i closed them earlier in the day with only a fraction of the leverage, but i didnt want to hold that leverage overnight. green is green. try again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55002180]

STOP LUMPOSTING YOU WILL END US ALL

[Anonymous No.55002192]

>>55002164
Yeah it sucks for knowing how low the new one can get. I think $495-$500 is pretty low and slurpable.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002193]

>>55002141
but if the sick and the poor are unable to vote in the next election what will happen to the democratic party?

[Anonymous No.55002195]

>>55002116
why do megacity shitholes insist on trying to make people who either make good money or run businesses leave? like does this stupid nigger not realize that chicago is already lucky to still have any productive people around at all?

[Anonymous No.55002198]

>>55002044
+2.79%

[Anonymous No.55002201]

>>55002193
Oh, it's fine; the dead demographic always votes Dem.

[Anonymous No.55002214]

>>55002180
But I love Lum. If not for her I would have roped a long time ago since I am losing so damn much in this market

[Anonymous No.55002215]

>>55002195
He'd rather live in a burning shitpile than have to look at whitey successfully living in those skyscrapers a few miles away. Negroes, communists, women, they all have the same defective thinking.

[Anonymous No.55002216]

>>55002193
Don't worry baggot, dominion has that covered.

[Anonymous No.55002220]

>>55002049
>CSCO puts
>TTWO puts
I'M BEING HEEMED

[Anonymous No.55002224]

>>55002180
This post makes me bullish

[Anonymous No.55002235]

>>55001982
i just wanted a VWAP reversion. I'm not an unreasonable bobo. i swear

[Anonymous No.55002238]

How many bears committed suicide today?

[Anonymous No.55002244]

>>55002180
the market will only reach new highs if all of /smg/ lumposts once again
>return to lumposting, white man

[Anonymous No.55002252]

>>55002118
last year at zero, its mostly VT

[Anonymous No.55002255]

Just woke up. Why did we rally?

[Anonymous No.55002256]

>>55002244
>Four doubles
>Quality Lum
I fuckin kneel

[Anonymous No.55002262]

Another day. Left work early. Didn't do a thing all day today. Didn't buy any stock. Didn't sell any either.

[Anonymous No.55002266]

>>55002255
Debt default scare is over.

[Anonymous No.55002271]

>>55002252
I wanna start DCAing into SP500 again, but as soon as I do poopy pants in chief will start WWIII

[Anonymous No.55002272]

>>55002244

[Anonymous No.55002293]

>>55002266
Is this what it is? And it makes oil pump because... higher foreseen economic demand?

[Anonymous No.55002297]

That was a lot of volume in the last minute there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002299]

>>55002266
>implying an agreement will be reached and Joe Biden won't steer the ship directly into the iceberg while he gets off on the first life raft

[Anonymous No.55002302]

>>55002271
you're gonna want to hold VT so you don't miss out on companies like TSM

[Anonymous No.55002309]

>>55002224
where can i watch the whole episodes of this?

[Anonymous No.55002312]

>>55002238
My portfolio got heemed.

[Anonymous No.55002313]

>>55002044
I flipped long

[Anonymous No.55002315]

>>55002238
although i wanted to commit suicide hoping for a slight dump back to 413.00 or 413.50, it wasnt that bad because i learned to take my L early and hop back on after the rally has petered out, this time last year i woulda been on the hook by noon for $15k of 10 delta puts that have no chance. you just gotta take the L at 412 and buy the 416s. I didnt profit on the later as much as i wanted, but i turned a -$200 into a -$100 day not including the call premium i collected on my long bags. comfy strats. but even comfy strats arent always comfy

[Anonymous No.55002318]

Buying puts on GME. Rumor is earnings are down.

[Anonymous No.55002319]

Did you buy calls at the top ... Mr.Freeman

[Anonymous No.55002320]

>>55002266
>>55002255
WTF IS GOING ON HERE? BROS? We be pumpin and now this? Very nice
Also, why is the market pumping on the debt crisis being over FUD when the market never dumped in the first place?

[Anonymous No.55002325]

>>55002266
So we'll be back to dumping down in a few months when inflation is still sticky as your elected government blows money on poor fiscal multipliers and services said debt at 13% of the budget? WHY are we pumping? Nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.55002331]

>>55002255
pretty much, once february highs are in the rear view i will start celebrating

[Anonymous No.55002340]

>>55002325
>your elected government
Oh they aren't my government. I'm Jewish, I just live here.

[Anonymous No.55002351]

>>55002309
It's called Urusei Yatsura (1981), the rest is up to you

[Anonymous No.55002354]

Seems normal, nothing to see here bros. Good for you NVDAkeks though

[Anonymous No.55002365]

>>55002007
>It will literally be worse than the great depression.
Sounds like a skill issue

[Anonymous No.55002379]

>>55002354
use log scale for dem dere big time periods
fucking bobos, i swear to god they are hopeless

[Anonymous No.55002384]

Back to work cubicle cucks. You've had your fun but it's time to come back to the office.

[Anonymous No.55002389]

>>55002319
That image is pretty fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.55002391]

>>55002354
>NVDA bouncing back
>soxl $16

chopped

[Anonymous No.55002397]

>>55002318
The new zelda just released and you are going to bet earnings are down at a video game store?

[Anonymous No.55002404]

>>55002116
>increasing income tax
jokes on them, I'll get married and max out my 401k and pay nothing

[Anonymous No.55002414]

>>55002397
someone ITT this week was super bearish on gaymers saying that advertisers have pulled out of pro gaming league engagements. i mentioned zelda and he said its still down big, but what do i know? nothing

[Anonymous No.55002431]

>>55002414
NTDOY has been riding those EWJ and Zelda tailwinds.

[Anonymous No.55002441]

>>55002397
>hi one copy of Zelda please
>oh are you a GameStop pee pee and poo poo rewards member?
>no I just want one copy of Zelda please
>well you know with our poo poo pee pee pass you get one free year of digital game informer magazine plus 15% off used games and bonus trade in credit
>no thanks I just want one copy of Zelda please
>well the pass is only $30 so it practically pays for itself, plus every dollar in rewards you get we match it and give it to the Hebrew center for subverting white culture
>no just one copy of Zelda please.
>LISTEN GOY I SAID BUT THE POO POO PEE PEE PASS!!
I stopped going to GameStop once the place basically turned into a time share presentation for video games rewards program. Place is a joke.

[Anonymous No.55002457]

>>55002384
this is all about propping up commerical real estate and the surrounding unneeded businesses, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55002470]

>>55002255
We broke through the meme line yesterday. Evertime that happens (((someone))) desperately poomps the market the next day to get it back on the other side.

[Anonymous No.55002474]

>>55002441
do you have battletoads?

[Anonymous No.55002480]

>>55002397
bro retailers make pennies on new games compared to used

[Anonymous No.55002489]

>>55002318
no shit earnings were down. They only made a profit during the holidays, year round they were in the red

[Anonymous No.55002498]

>>55002431
Sure but the stock is still down YTD. It is rallying despite projecting selling fewer devices because people are convinced they will have to announce new hardware next year after this fiscal year so investors and gamers are putting up with the company for now, despite the fact that on a technical objective level, Zelda looks like dogshit for a 2023 game.

[Anonymous No.55002500]

>>55002457
More that Elon is a workaholic autist who views WFH slackers as evil. Like filling out spreadsheets for Shekleberg's no-name shitco is as morally important as building Mars rockets.

[Anonymous No.55002507]

>>55002397
you do realize only 28% of nintendo games are bought physically right? most of it is online and then downloaded

and even then Walmart and target sells popular copies for the boomer parents to buy

[Anonymous No.55002510]

>>55002116
The rich must be aware that it is their duty to place a part of their superfluities at the disposal of the State since the State guarantees them security of possession of the rest of their property and the right of honest gains, I say honest, for the control over property will do away with robbery on a legal basis

This social reform must come from above, for the time is ripe for it—it is indispensable as a pledge of peace

The tax upon the poor man is a seed of revolution and works to the detriment of the State which in hunting after the trifling is missing the big. Quite apart from this, a tax on capitalists diminishes the growth of wealth in private hands in which we have in these days concentrated it as a counterpoise to the government strength of the goyim— their State finances

A tax increasing in a percentage ratio to capital will give a much larger revenue than the present individual or property tax, which is useful to us now for the sole reason that it excites trouble and discontent among the goyim

The force upon which our king will rest consists in the equilibrium and the guarantee of peace, for the sake of which things it is indispensable that the capitalists should yield up a portion of their incomes for the sake of the secure working of the machinery of the State. State needs must be paid by those who will not feel the burden and have enough to take from

Such a measure will destroy the hatred of the poor man for the rich, in whom he will see a necessary financial support for the State, will see in him the organizer of peace and well-being since he will see that it is the rich man who is paying the necessary means to attain these things

In order that payers of the educated classes should not too much distress themselves over the new payments they will have full accounts given them of the destination of those payments, with the exception of such sums as will be appropriated for the needs of the throne and the administrative institutions

[Anonymous No.55002511]

>>55001948
We can't be the only ones noticing this
Retail gonna retail

[Anonymous No.55002515]

>>55002397
You can order the physical version online. There's not really a need for a gamestop anymore. The only way they could be profitable is if they downsize

[Anonymous No.55002516]

You may ONLY respond to this post if you have more money than Janet Yellen ($94,629.00)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002524]

>>55002441
>plus every dollar in rewards you get we match it and give it to the Hebrew center for subverting white culture
can I get one for me and one for everybody in line?

[Anonymous No.55002528]

>>55002320
its the next narrative

[Anonymous No.55002549]

>>55002044
I made $7 on an $800 play.
Keeping things small while mumu makes puts cheaper

[Anonymous No.55002565]

>>55001901
Looks more like a league character
An older league character before they started nerfing tits

[Anonymous No.55002577]

>>55002516
kek BAGGIESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.55002578]

>>55002516
I don't get this debt ceiling thing. the US fed could sell their assets and lend the money they printed (i.e., created out of thin air) to the treasury, and everything would be fine, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.55002579]

>>55001590
SOXS bros, are we going to make it or is NVIDIA going back to all time highs and SOXS going to go down to $10 ?

[Anonymous No.55002591]

Harden your heart, oh, bobo
increase your attacks

[Anonymous No.55002613]

why oh why did i sell a portion of my palantir shares? i had a gut feeling it would climb up, and an hour after i sold it did. oh well, profit is profit. now to wait for a good price to jump back in

[Anonymous No.55002622]

>>55002578
>the US fed could sell their assets
Yes

>lend the money they printed (i.e., created out of thin air) to the treasury,
No, because that would increase the amount of money the treasury owes. Breaching the congressionally-established debt limit. Which is illegal.

>What if they give the money to the Treasury?
Then they are no longer an independent central bank and we have created a bigger clusterfuck than some squabbles in Washington.

[Anonymous No.55002625]

>>55002565
i think that patreon account is just an AI tits generator
god bless technology

[Anonymous No.55002629]

SPCE (Virgin Galactic,) has a chance at redemption coming up at the end of the month. They say they have completed upgrades to their mother ship and rocket craft and will send Branson and testers up at the end of May. If that flight goes well they will start doing the paying flights.

But can they do it? Are they just going to do another delay or is this the beginning of rocket travel? The price is still super cheap at around 4.50 or less but with success don't be shocked if they climb back up into the 30's.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002642]

>>55002629
I hope it blows up and takes his woke ass with it.

[Anonymous No.55002655]

>>55002629
>Directly competing against Bezos in the "billionaire carnival ride" market
>Directly competing against SpaceX in the "space carnival ride" market

My price target for SPCE is a stick of gum.

[Anonymous No.55002656]

>>55002622
Modern economies are based on debt and war. Once you understand that, all decisions become much clearer. Stopping issuing more debt/currency stops the economy.

[Anonymous No.55002666]

>>55002656
I already understand that. What anon didn't understand was how the relevant string gets pulled. It happens through Washington lobbyists, not a tap on Jerome's shoulder.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002678]

>>55002655
What if they had the technology to take 1 million pounds of cargo and safely deliver it safely to anywhere in the world in under 4 hours once loaded? What kind of value is in a service like that?

[Anonymous No.55002687]

>>55002622
wait, so the treasury would owe money to the fed... even though it would be money they created from nothing? lmao, what a retarded system
also, hasn't that money been moving between the treasury and the fed? what's the problem with lending/moving it once again?

[Anonymous No.55002696]

TSLA 1000 TRILLION MARKET CAP SOON

[Anonymous No.55002717]

>>55002678
Billionaire escape vehicles will definitely be a hot market, if the tech can be proven safe. Branson being woke helps him get funding for his companies and he's an old party boy so woke is the default in his circles. His the cheapest ride by far, if he can prove it reliable enough to do more than once every few years.

[Anonymous No.55002727]

>>55002687
>even though it would be money they created from nothing?
The Fed creating money from nothing (e.g. QE) is separate from the Treasury creating money from nothing (e.g. the platinum coin gimmick).

>also, hasn't that money been moving between the treasury and the fed?
The treasury throws bonds out into the great, wide world. Some are bought by investors, others by the Fed. In doing so, the Treasury receives cash. They can no longer throw more bonds out into the great wide world.

>what's the problem with lending/moving it once again?
The Fed cannot just give the Treasury money and the Treasury cannot issue new bonds.

[Anonymous No.55002741]

So do you guys actually make money or is it all just for fun?

[Anonymous No.55002747]

>>55002656
>>55002666
Economic crises have been produced by us for the goyim by no other means than the withdrawal of money from circulation. Huge capitals have stagnated, withdrawing money from States, which were constantly obliged to apply to those same stagnant capitals for loans. These loans burdened the finances of the State with the payment of interest and made them the bond slaves of these capitals. . . . The concentration of industry in the hands of capitalists out of the hands of small masters has drained away all the juices of the peoples and with them also of the States. . . .

The present issue of money in general does not correspond with the requirements per head, and cannot therefore satisfy all the needs of the workers. The issue of money ought to correspond with the growth of population and thereby children also must absolutely be reckoned as consumers of currency from the day of their birth. The revision of issue is a material question for the whole world.

You are aware that the gold standard has been the ruin of the States which adopted it, for it has not been able to satisfy the demands for money, the more so that we have removed gold from circulation as far as possible.

With us the standard that must be introduced is the cost of working man power, whether it be reckoned in paper or in wood. We shall make the issue of money in accordance with the normal requirements of each subject, adding to the quantity with every birth and subtracting with every death.

The accounts will be managed by each department (the French administrative division), each circle. In order that there may be no delays in the paying out of money for State needs the sums and terms of such payments will be fixed by decree of the ruler; this will do away with the protection by a ministry of one institution to the detriment of others.

(1/2)

[Anonymous No.55002762]

>>55002696
>that pe ratio
imagine going long on tesla

[Anonymous No.55002782]

>>55002762
It's a bargain compared to NVDA's 173.

[Anonymous No.55002788]

The budgets of income and expenditure will be carried out side by side that they may not be obscured by distance one to another

The reforms projected by us in the financial institutions and principles of the goyim will be closed by us in such forms as will alarm nobody. We shall point out the necessity of reforms in consequence of the disorderly darkness into which the goyim by their irregularities have plunged the finances. The first irregularity, as we shall point out, consists in their beginning with drawing up a single budget which year after year grows owing to the following cause: this budget is dragged out to half the year, then they demand a budget to put things right, and this they expend in three months, after which they ask for a supplementary budget, and all this ends with a liquidation budget. But, as the budget of the following year is drawn up in accordance with the sum of the total addition, the annual departure from the normal reaches as much as 50 per cent, in a year, and so the annual budget is trebled in ten years. Thanks to such methods, allowed by the carelessness of the goy States, their treasuries are empty. The period of loans supervenes, and that has swallowed up remainders and brought all the goy States to bankruptcy

You understand perfectly that economic arrangements of this kind, which have been suggested to the goyim by us, cannot be carried on by us

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002789]

all i know is the economy is shit right now, and if the economy doesn't get any better soon or they give me some more PPP loans i'm going to have to lay off some mother fuckers to continue operations

[Anonymous No.55002790]

>>55002782
both are retarded but tesla is losing market cap with EVs with each passing day

[Anonymous No.55002792]

>>55001696
When you see massive exuberance like this when CRE, PMIs, inflation falling, bond yields screaming (spread between 1 year treasury and 1 year municipal is over 100BP.. US T bill 1y: 4.9%, 1 year municipal highest grade: 3.7%) that means a city/county with highest rating has more value than a federal reserve treasury bill of 1 year. Probably because they expect a crash within a year.

[Anonymous No.55002804]

>>55002789
Small business owners like yourself are the beating heart of America. God bless you, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.55002814]

>>55002782
Or AMD's 560

[Anonymous No.55002822]

>>55002814
I'm told that's incredibly overstated as long as you perform some Jew magic (accounting) with regards to Xilinx something or other.

[Anonymous No.55002827]

All
gaps
will
fill.

[Anonymous No.55002834]

Every kind of loan proves infirmity in the State and a want of understanding of the rights of the State. Loans hang like a sword of Damocles over the heads of rulers, who, instead of taking from their subjects by a temporary tax, come begging with outstretched palm of our bankers. Foreign loans are leeches which there is no possibility of removing from the body of the State until they fall off of themselves or the State flings them off. But the goy States do not tear them off; they go on in persisting in putting more on to themselves so that they must inevitably perish, drained by voluntary bloodletting.

What also indeed is, in substance, a loan, especially a foreign loan? A loan is—an issue of government bills of exchange containing a percentage obligation commensurate to the sum of the loan capital. If the loan bears a charge of 5 per cent., then in twenty years the State vainly pays away in interest a sum equal to the loan borrowed, in forty years it is paying a double sum, in sixty—treble, and all the while the debt remains an unpaid debt.

From this calculation it is obvious that with any form of taxation per head the State is baling out the last coppers of the poor taxpayers in order to settle accounts with wealthy foreigners, from whom it has borrowed money instead of collecting these coppers for its own needs without the additional interest.

So long as loans were internal the goyim only shuffled their money from the pockets of the poor to those of the rich, but when we bought up the necessary person in order to transfer loans into the external sphere all the wealth of States flowed into our cash-boxes and all the goyim began to pay us the tribute of subjects.

[Anonymous No.55002862]

Goddamn it. I can't believe some cunt getting Frankfort's ip rangebanned kept me from ragging on KO boomer while they thought there was an active shooter at the KY Department of Transportation today.

[Anonymous No.55002885]

>>55002834
If the superficiality of goy kings on their thrones in regard to State affairs and the venality of ministers or the want of understanding of financial matters on the part of other ruling persons have made their countries debtors to our treasuries to amounts quite impossible to pay it has not been accomplished without on our part heavy expenditure of trouble and money.

Stagnation of money will not be allowed by us and therefore there will be no State interest-bearing paper, except a one per cent. series, so that there will be no payment of interest to leeches that suck all the strength out of the State. The right to issue interest-bearing paper will be given exclusively to industrial companies who will find no difficulty in paying interest out of profits, whereas the State does not make interest on borrowed money like these companies, for the State borrows to spend and not to use in operations.

Industrial papers will be bought also by the government which from being as now a payer of tribute by loan operations will be transformed into a lender of money at a profit. This measure will stop the stagnation of money, parasitic profits and idleness, all of which were useful for us among the goyim so long as they were independent but are not desirable under our rule.

How clear is the undeveloped power of thought of the 'purely brute brains of the goyim, as expressed in the fact that they have been borrowing from us with payment of interest without ever thinking that all the same these very moneys plus an addition for payment of interest must be got by them from their own State pockets in order to settle up with us. What could have been simpler than to take the money they wanted from their own people?

But it is a proof of the genius of our chosen mind that we have contrived to present the matter of loans to them in such a light that they have even seen in them an advantage for themselves.

[Anonymous No.55002897]

>>55002510
>>55002747
>>55002788
>>55002834
>>55002885
please read if you want to know what is happening with the debt ceiling bullshit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002908]

>>55002804
i couldn't do it without my employees, well the hard working ones that actually give a fuck, some of these people act like im running a fucking charity here.

[Anonymous No.55002914]

>>55002782
Or amd at 420. You also got celh and ddog before you get into negative p/e

[Anonymous No.55002922]

>>55002244
Upped my SOXS position twice today, average of 17.90 on almost 500 shares.
Checked

>>55002255

Based bread
>>55002266
Even more based bread. Think the luck was being drained today. Might grab some scratchers on the way home from work.

>>55002579
The movement on soxx the past 3 days tells me either we are pumping before an inevitable crash, or this rally loses steam, crabs and then dumps next week.
>>55002198 you inverse my position? -2.79%

[Anonymous No.55002928]

>>55002897

so basically Joe Goyden is going to default the U.S debt on purpose to stick it to the warburgs and rothchilds

pretty cool mang

[Anonymous No.55002933]

>CSCO
There goes my calls

[Anonymous No.55002945]

>>55002762
I have 400 TSLA shares. Mad?

[Anonymous No.55002952]

>>55002789
I thought you were a codemonkey

[Anonymous No.55002962]

>>55002933
Everyone moved their capex budget from lame, gross routers to NVDA-brand AI Graphics Cards.

[Anonymous No.55002983]

>>55002897
Nice shit is this OC or did it get written before?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55002990]

>>55002952
what the fuck would give you that idea? the closest thing i can do to coding is clicking the new e-mail button on outlook.

[Anonymous No.55002997]

>SCHWAB TAPS CREDIT MARKETS TO RAISE $2.5B IN DEBT: WSJ

Uh, SCHWingers... is this bad?

[Anonymous No.55002999]

Is it possible to get liquidated on a trade afterhours? Or if it gaps back up at open will I be fine

[Anonymous No.55003002]

>>55002997
wtf does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.55003014]

>>55003002
It's over.

[Anonymous No.55003015]

>>55003002
Their bank is healthy and fine and solvent. They just need a few extra dollars so they asked around on Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.55003026]

>>55002997
if it spooks their customers it is. SVB started with a public request for money to shore up its balance sheet. I don't see why a stock dilution or tapping the credit market would be different to depositors.

[Anonymous No.55003039]

I'm still slurpin oil

[Anonymous No.55003042]

>>55002999
Kek what stock?

[Anonymous No.55003047]

>>55002351
>It's called Urusei Yatsura (1981), the rest is up to you
does the guy ever get to fuck Lum or the other girl?

[Anonymous No.55003053]

>>55002897
what do you call a group of goyim?
a sum

[Anonymous No.55003069]

Okay I finally admit we are in a recession. I have seen enough evidence. It's official.

[Anonymous No.55003070]

>>55002928
i guess it depends on if you think the goys still have some "independent rule" left in em' or whether you want the king of zion (me) to rule...

>>55002983
read chapter 15

[Anonymous No.55003077]

>>55002999
No, AH is treated separately from regular hours.

[Anonymous No.55003080]

>>55003069
Wrong. Target stock is up.

[Anonymous No.55003089]

>>55003053
that indeed looks like amounts quite impossible to repay if i do say so myself

#can status = kicked

[Anonymous No.55003197]

SQQQ bros I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.55003200]

>>55002997
>>SCHWAB TAPS CREDIT MARKETS TO RAISE $2.5B IN DEBT: WSJ
anyone with a Wall Street Journal subscription care to archive this article so we can read it? this could be a fucking happening

https://www.wsj.com/articles/schwab-taps-credit-markets-to-raise-2-5-billion-in-debt-97dd0ef8?siteid=yhoof2

[Anonymous No.55003227]

>>55003200
http://archive.today/7uF0f

[Anonymous No.55003240]

>>55002885
Which chapter of the Talmud is that?

[Anonymous No.55003243]

>>55003200
>anyone with a Wall Street Journal subscription care to archive this article so we can read it?
archive . ph / 7uF0f

4chan won't let me post the link normally

[Anonymous No.55003245]

>>55003200
they borrowed at 5.6-5.8%

I've seen FHLB bonds go for 6% lately so all thing considered could be worse

[Anonymous No.55003251]

>>55003042
>>55003077
Nevermind I'm retarded I was looking at the wrong ticker. It's actually pumping hard holy shit. NVDA

[Anonymous No.55003254]

>>55002997
Sounds bullish to me, they secured financing...

[Anonymous No.55003270]

>>55002990
Wait baggot do you actually own a business? Because if you do I'm moving to Connecticut and you're giving me a job

[Anonymous No.55003278]

>>55002999
Kek. Not only is retail fomoing into NVDA they're also showing their faces on /smg/.
This was the top signal I needed.

[Anonymous No.55003282]

>>55003047
Yeah there's a few episodes where Ataru fucks them. Lum shocks him everytime he hits her cervix and the mad lad does it even more.

[Anonymous No.55003284]

>>55002044
+1.42%
$2136

[Anonymous No.55003287]

>>55003251
We over 300 now

[Anonymous No.55003306]

i started a new job and i feel like im too comfortable, how do i be more cool and standoffish in an office setting? especially when youre trying to learn

[Anonymous No.55003341]

>>55003227
thank you based anon

Schwab’s bank deposits dropped by roughly $40 billion over the first quarter as brokerage customers continued to shift idle cash into money-market funds and other higher-yielding investments.
>40bn$ drop in deposits
Schwab has moved to offset the loss of bank deposits by issuing CDs and borrowing from the Federal Home Loan Bank system. Those higher funding costs are expected to weigh on its earnings for another year or so.

>>55003245
>they borrowed at 5.6-5.8%
>I've seen FHLB bonds go for 6% lately so all thing considered could be worse
still not great for depositor confidence though

[Anonymous No.55003350]

>>55003282
i dont believe any of that. i wouldve watched if the dude actually got laid eventually

[Anonymous No.55003351]

i think i did it wrong

[Anonymous No.55003364]

>>55003351
Just close the app and you're good

[Anonymous No.55003376]

>>55003351
uh oh woopsy poopsy

[Anonymous No.55003380]

>>55003351
Hello this is margin speaking

[Anonymous No.55003393]

>>55003351
Whatever. We'll get WW3 or 20% AI-driven unemployment and UBI or a fatal H5N1/mpox plague soon and it won't matter.

[Anonymous No.55003394]

>>55003351
Oh I forgot and don't answer any calls with a caller ID of Margin for the next few days
>>55003380

[Anonymous No.55003395]

>>55003376
How the hell can you joke about losing a half million dollars?

[Anonymous No.55003400]

>>55003380
busy right now, cant talk

[Anonymous No.55003401]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55003409]

>>55003395
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.55003412]

>>55003376
>>55003351
t-this is not okay.

[Anonymous No.55003416]

Can you imagine being this dad? Just think about the miles of BBC that get ran through his daughters. You can just tell by the look on his face that he knows.

[Anonymous No.55003424]

>>55003401

[Anonymous No.55003427]

>>55003416
What a weak Y chromosome. Anyway, imagine the smell!@

[Anonymous No.55003436]

>>55003427
half those are his sons anon

[Anonymous No.55003443]

>>55003436
Grim

[Anonymous No.55003450]

>>55003351
How did that even happen? Options? Did you sell calls or something?
I envy Americans for access to so many instruments, in my country yon can either:
1. Buy CFDs
2. Get butt fucked by fees for buying stocks that have been crabbing for eternity and low liquidity

[Anonymous No.55003461]

>>55003278
Kek don't look too much in it I'm just a humble stiction trader trying to diversify some gains. If I get wiped out on this it's pure play money anyways. >>55003287
We out here. Run the highs?

[Anonymous No.55003466]

How was /biz/ before the crypto fags moved in?

[Anonymous No.55003488]

>>55003466
It was actually built as a containment zone for cryptoniggers.

[Anonymous No.55003489]

>>55003466
/biz/ has been a crypto board since the beginning. It was started when /g/ got tired of hearing people talk about Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55003494]

>>55003489
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.55003498]

>>55003450
I exercised

[Anonymous No.55003506]

>>55003461
*shitcoin

[Anonymous No.55003509]

>>55003494
I'll put together a YTMND page to thank you.

[Anonymous No.55003524]

>>55003395
It's a hedge fund owned account designed to hook goys

[Anonymous No.55003533]

>>55003466

nobody will care/believe me but my claim to fame is emailing moot in 2011 asking for a /biz/ board because people were spamming bitcoin shit all over 4chan - he ended up opening the board shortly after probably due to influx of similar requests.

I was poor and remember seeing bitcoin for 5 cents run to $100 dollars, thinking that it was already incredibly overpriced for a digital token that does nothing, I couldn't afford to buy myself shoes back then let alone some digital coin nonsense

good thing crypto has developed a lot since those 12 years have passed...

[Anonymous No.55003545]

>>55003240
protocol #20 of the protocols of the learned elders of zion

[Anonymous No.55003558]

I'm gonna ask again... Did president joes remarks this am really kick off the 2023 golden bullrun?

[Anonymous No.55003569]

>>55003558
Pump it, Jack.

[Anonymous No.55003573]

>>55003498
You chose to exercise or you got assigned?

[Anonymous No.55003581]

TRKA just filed an 8-k today after another earnings beat posted Monday.
They're going to refinance through Jefferies same as GME did.

It's practically step by step the GME play book up to this point.

[Anonymous No.55003585]

BUY BUY BUY!!!

there is a 9-13-9 Sequential !!!

hahahhahaha

BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55003589]

>>55001654
I want this kiked company to die into hell as well (because I wanna cop a card, zero relevance to trades)

[Anonymous No.55003590]

so, we crashing tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55003601]

I'm now at over 4 years of runway

[Anonymous No.55003602]

>>55003585
already did

[Anonymous No.55003607]

>>55003601
That's a lot of runway for an F-18.

[Anonymous No.55003628]

>>55003351
kek robinhood is fuckin hilarious ,literally a gambling

[Anonymous No.55003629]

>>55003498
But why?

[Anonymous No.55003631]

>>55003607
I'm heavy... carrying munitions

[Anonymous No.55003643]

YOU GODDAMN CRABS REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH.

[Anonymous No.55003644]

i bought SQQQ when SPY was at its peak today
was it a good idea?

[Anonymous No.55003664]

>>55003644
Why not when QQQ was at peak?

[Anonymous No.55003666]

>>55003644
maybe.

Kou gought acalls hight fagon?

[Anonymous No.55003673]

Wtfwt?

[Anonymous No.55003694]

>>55003664
Because i had the SPY graph open at the time. The peaked at the same time about anyway

[Anonymous No.55003711]

>>55003694
Yeah, it's all AAPL anyway.

[Anonymous No.55003716]

>>55003416
*hits pipe*

[Anonymous No.55003741]

>>55003644
>spy
>peak
>sqqq
No. Bots just took your money and bankers are laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.55003743]

>>55003416
god i wish i was a tranny version of the girl with her tongue out

[Anonymous No.55003764]

>>55003741
jokes on you, my investment is already up $0.26

[Anonymous No.55003788]

>>55003741
I will get the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.55003794]

>>55003341
They also floated 2.5billion of bonds just today.

But on the subject mumu, they are celebrating qqq being up less than 4% since Mar 31 and less than 8% since 2/2 high. That's hardly anything to call a bull run. I mean sure we are high off YTD, but a 20% run in a bear market really ain't jack shit.

[Anonymous No.55003799]

>>55003643
BOBO WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME. MUMUS COULDNT GET THEIR LIMIT ORDERS FILLED.

[Anonymous No.55003821]

>>55003673
Options exercise

[Anonymous No.55003823]

NRGU
...or NRGD?

[Anonymous No.55003835]

>>55003673
Why did meta sell off so hard at the start of the year?

its tripled in price, despite barely any news or VR annoucements

[Anonymous No.55003845]

>>55003835
Missed earnings

[Anonymous No.55003853]

BEARS GENOCIDE

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55003872]

>>55003835
Because it became apparent that Metaverse was just a total money sink, and when they canceled Metaverse, it skyrocketed back up.

[Anonymous No.55003881]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55003883]

>>55003835
>>55003872
meta is winning the AI chatbot race since the opensource community uses their 'leaked' model and does a bunch of R&D for them for free.

[Anonymous No.55003895]

>>55003416
This dude literally looks fucking identical to my Latin professor

[Anonymous No.55003896]

>>55003883
Why do so many people do it for free?

[Anonymous No.55003920]

>>55003883
Open AI is so far ahead its a fucking joke, just like you IQ.

[Anonymous No.55004017]

'if we pump, we pump

if we dump, we dump'

lao tzu, tao te ching

[Anonymous No.55004022]

>>55003794
>They also floated 2.5billion of bonds just today.
isn't that what the article is about? the 2.5bn$ in debt? not sure why they call it "tapping the credit market"

[Anonymous No.55004042]

>>55003673
LEAPS were excercised.

[Anonymous No.55004049]

>>55003416
Imagine owning that much CUNY

[Anonymous No.55004096]

Do Jannies really?

[Anonymous No.55004101]

>>55004095
>>55004095
>>55004095

[Anonymous No.55004109]

>>55004101
Janny deleted my thread again

It's over for me

[Anonymous No.55004131]

>>55004109
Dafuq I've been waiting for fresh bread
. Cmon

[Anonymous No.55004135]

>>55004109
>>55004101
THEY DO IT FOR FREEEE!

[Anonymous No.55004145]

Still waiting on that recession so I can be happy
Or maybe someone will write an article about how to be happy in a non-recession, and I can be happy today

[Anonymous No.55004194]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55004197]

>>55004145
I'm just waiting on my reparations check. Gonna buy me some UONE with it, you know?

[Anonymous No.55004202]

I have 1 mil liquid usd from crypto. I have ZERO clue about stocks. Barely found out what the SPX was. How does a retarded neet build his stock and savings account portfolio?

[Anonymous No.55004207]

the janitor has decreed that there shall be no more smg no less than twice now

and so it shall be

[Anonymous No.55004210]

>>55004202
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

[Anonymous No.55004222]

Fuck this stupid fucking jannie holy shit

[Anonymous No.55004250]

>>55004222
It is kind of funny that the jannies almost exclusively focus on destroying /smg/ and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.55004274]

>>55004222
>>55004250
Is his paycheck not keeping up with inflation? Cleveland Fed suggests he should be pulling in at least 4.13% more than last year.

[Anonymous No.55004287]

>>55004277
>>55004277
FOLLOW THE RULES AND BE GOOD

[Anonymous No.55004290]

>>55004250
Looks like the tranny janny has finally won lads. It has been an honor.

[Anonymous No.55004310]

>>55004287
no

[Anonymous No.55004681]

>>55002510
>State needs must be paid by those who will not feel the burden and have enough to take from
The problem is that the "state needs" are transfer payments to boomers in the form of social security and medicare. IDK how many wealthy are going to rush to sign up more taxes so it can simply be given to boomers.

[Anonymous No.55004886]

>>55003920
OpenAI was literally snidding and bitching to congress yesterday about open source AI eating their lunch.
They want you to need a good goy license to run this particular piece of software, good business models don't need regulatory capture