/smg/ Die Bears DIE DIE DIE!

[Anonymous No.55000046]

I hate bobo's so much DIE HAHAHAHHA

Welcome to the brand new bull market of 2023. You thought you could short the market like you were starring in the next big short? WRONG!

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[Anonymous No.55000061]

>>55000046
top signal

[Anonymous No.55000069]

I'm now down 12% on my sqqq. amazing.

[Anonymous No.55000073]

>>55000061
crab signal

[Anonymous No.55000077]

This was the last bull trap

[Anonymous No.55000078]

NVDA...

I kneel.

[Anonymous No.55000091]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BOBOS BTFO AS EXPECTED

SPY TO 430 EOM

[Anonymous No.55000093]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l83mR81JIk

[Anonymous No.55000104]

Shorts are getting squeezed today.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55000113]

EVERYONE SAY "THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT" FOR MAXIMUM GAINS

BULL MARKET IS BACK IN ORDER

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.55000114]

the market cant go down until everyone is all in long or liquidated

[Anonymous No.55000115]

Exuberance on top of this, all because fednow gdp projections are up (on down pmi and retail projections) is this really all just housing starts construction? Oh well I am happy waiting to buy a house for a year. Also DXY and yields mooning. Feels good buying these fire sale inverse tickers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000117]

at least my net capital ticker symbol NCPL is up 2 The Big Guys today

[Anonymous No.55000123]

How are your shorts doing,bobo?

[Anonymous No.55000126]

how the fuck is a US momentum ETF not outperforming SPY... selling covered calls here because you blackrock niggerlovers are just niggerlovers and i hate you... diversification for what? just collected $850 to take a 6% gain in 30 days... good riddance to these niggerloving diversified ETFs

[Anonymous No.55000127]

>>55000034
Baggot started this when he called me a retard. Remove the baggot, remove the problem.

[Anonymous No.55000131]

>>55000061
WRONG. !!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55000132]

TO THE MOON MUMUBROS YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.55000133]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55000134]

>>55000078
300 top death now

[Anonymous No.55000135]

> /smg/ is 99% bullish

You know what to do anon

[Anonymous No.55000147]

ITS
TIME
TO
BUY

[Anonymous No.55000148]

>>55000135
your post is ironic because burry is bullish too. idiot.

[Anonymous No.55000152]

>>55000135
>you know what to do
What?

[Anonymous No.55000157]

I just need a couple more retard pumps outta SOXL and I will finally be free

[Anonymous No.55000169]

>>55000152
Sell.

[Anonymous No.55000171]

imagine looking at the VIX, VVIX, or VIX1D for any reason whatsoever... vol is down from yesterday i guess

[Anonymous No.55000172]

Yeah I'm thinking UVXY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000173]

>>55000127
look what you made me do, that was kyiev

[Anonymous No.55000191]

[Anonymous No.55000196]

>>55000126
>how the fuck is a US momentum ETF not outperforming SPY
what caused this pump other than... wait for it... MOMENTUM? but not in the momentum ETF... imagine paying series holders 1% for this nigger bullshit. glad those fucks are gone so i can sell calls here. keep pumping it IDGAF i just tax loss harvested a small put position. and still have more cash at EOD... prove me wrong faggots

[Anonymous No.55000213]

>>55000173
Think about all the innocent hohols you just killed. Hope you can live with yourself after that. I'm sending a pack of feral niggers to your location using the dindu app.

[Anonymous No.55000217]

holyshit im earning so much money

I wish everyday was like this, I hope this is not a blow off top scenario or something

[Anonymous No.55000219]

>>55000171
>>55000172
MASSIVE
A
S
S
I
V
E

Vol candle on 4h for svxy lmao this rally is so manipulated, (((people))) are getting keyed into something, most likely debt ceiling failure or another bank failure. Saw a headline banks are looking to offload CRE at firesale to shore up books. Makes sense when yields keep going back up. Good fucking lord.

[Anonymous No.55000221]

WHERE IS THE ANON THAT TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF ME CALLING A BULLISH IMPULSE OFF THE QQQ DUMP AT THE END OF APRIL? WHERE IS HE?

[Anonymous No.55000222]

>>55000196
>i just tax loss harvested a small put position
lmao. Congrats on the "tax savings".

[Anonymous No.55000223]

>>55000171
so really guys no vol today? huh? what? niggers? faggots? cunts?

[Anonymous No.55000224]

>>55000078
>>55000134

[Anonymous No.55000246]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
I LOVE STOCKS
YES YES TYESY YE TEWSYTSG

[Anonymous No.55000251]

>>55000126
perhaps should read up on what your holding? US momentum ETF is half health/energy with almost no tec.

[Anonymous No.55000260]

>>55000222
its another $500 added to the $300k capital loss carryforward my former professional jew locked me into last year... im comfy selling calls, just wish I wasnt the only person on the planet playing with the illiquid tickers I'm currently holding. I just want the cash to sell SPY to goomblers and actually be covered, but im not just going to sell, im going to make them make me sell otherwise its all larp, which i think this pump is larp, but again i'm profitable so what do i care. RIP 100% short bobos, im just a part time bobo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000267]

all this fucking eurphoria from the bagholders
Yeah I'm dumping everything into SPY puts. It's fucking time boys.

[Anonymous No.55000270]

OOOO OOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55000275]

>>55000113
WTF I LOVE JOE NOW

[Anonymous No.55000277]

I am glad I slurped banks yesterday

[Anonymous No.55000280]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.55000283]

>>55000046
SICP

[Anonymous No.55000284]

>>55000251
>perhaps should read up on what your holding?
not worth it i want out of them... I actually looked into the holdings yesterday and noticed that there were no tech names anymore. When my dad was still alive this same fund was all tech. but how could you call it a momentum fund without tech? its not an accurate description. Should we call the poop and pee 500 a momentum fund now? because it is a better one than MTUM and there are liquid options on SPY.

[Anonymous No.55000286]

This sucks I lost all of my spare Robinhood money on RUM puts, now I'm bored. Casinos are unironically more fair and balanced than the fucking stock market at this point. Long DKNG.

[Anonymous No.55000289]

>>55000280
TOTAL
BOBO
DEATH

[Anonymous No.55000290]

STOCKS ARE GREAT
SPY IS GREAT
MARKET IS HEALTHY

WE ARE POOOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.55000296]

how the fuck is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.55000305]

>>55000213
>"youth gathering"
Oh, that's what they're calling them now

[Anonymous No.55000308]

>>55000296
decoupling from reality its some new AI dimension or something

[Anonymous No.55000309]

A crash is cooming

[Anonymous No.55000311]

There are (((people))) on /smg/ who missed the bullrun of 2023
There are (((people))) on /smg/ who shorted the bullrun of 2023

[Anonymous No.55000314]

>>55000283
>bush
>>55000296
Something something we're just going to raise the debt ceiling (like the other 72 times we've done)

[Anonymous No.55000318]

im selling calls on mega caps now

locking in 10% premiums RIGHT FUCKING NOW , 10% PER MONTH,

10%
PER
MONTH
SELLING
CALLS

RETAIL
IS
BULLISH

record year for me in gains, I cant believe what im seeing

[Anonymous No.55000320]

>>55000284
The problem with momentum funds like MTUM is that they don't rebalance very often. Tech shit the bed last year so it doesn't hold tech and instead is holding health and energy. Momentum strategies like this don't work when the momentum shifts too fast.

[Anonymous No.55000322]

bulls euphoric kek

[Anonymous No.55000323]

HIIIIGHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55000324]

>>55000284
>. but how could you call it a momentum fund without tech
Because tech was dumping and oil was pumping. Thats why it momentum, they chase the it item and it was oil until recently.

[Anonymous No.55000327]

>>55000296
The destruction of humanity is already priced in

[Anonymous No.55000330]

>>55000296
wtf bros the US actually won't default? this was supposed to be the big one!

[Anonymous No.55000345]

Kek Friday opex, short squeeze it is.

[Anonymous No.55000346]

>I want to sell my sqqq/soxs bags.
This is the top

[Anonymous No.55000348]

LMFAO I cant believe we can lock in 10% premiums right now per month its fucking unreal

How are you people not doubling your portfolios every year? WOW


GUYS GO PICK UP SOME FREE FUCKING MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[Anonymous No.55000356]

sirs

[Anonymous No.55000362]

>>55000348
where are you finding 10% per month locked in lol

[Anonymous No.55000363]

Is it wise to put $20k into SOXL for long term? It would be less than 10% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.55000367]

>>55000320
which is exactly why i had to fire every single jew touching my accounts. I'm ok with losing $300 on long 0dte puts (tax loss harvesting) when i can collect 3x the amount selling calls against stocks i dont want to own anymore anyways... what's the worst they can do? pump it? not enough momentum for me to care, i'll just take my 6% profit and stop doing biz with these faggots

[Anonymous No.55000369]

lol, I dare say lmao.

[Anonymous No.55000371]

>apple still red

[Anonymous No.55000375]

>>55000348
imagine getting your anus pierced by one of those horns

[Anonymous No.55000373]

>>55000330
things always look good until the black swan flys down, wait till trumper house republicans torpedo any bills McCarthy negotiated on at the last second

[Anonymous No.55000377]

>>55000318
>fake and gay giga pump comes out of nowhere because of clown market
>shares get assigned
Nothing personal

[Anonymous No.55000379]

>>55000362
look at any calls 1 month out

retail is pricing in a MASSSSSSIVEEEE BULLRUN

and im getting paid 10% MONTHLY, holy shit this is the new fucking meta

[Anonymous No.55000380]

>>55000363
It's basically free money. NVDA will need to hit an inflation-adjusted peak of 400 before SOXL is fairly valued.

[Anonymous No.55000388]

>>55000324
but not today... when it counts... i'll say it again... diversification for what? Diversification is a meme. SPY goes down, this all goes down. simple as

[Anonymous No.55000403]

>>55000377
>shares get assigned
>takes 5%-10% gain
nothing personal jew

[Anonymous No.55000418]

selling calls right now is unreal, I cant believe this shit

you would have to be straight up retarded not to sell calls here, retail is pricing in a massive move upward

[Anonymous No.55000434]

>>55000250
how do we know the bottom isn't in? this market seems to never stop finding a new top

[Anonymous No.55000435]

>>55000403
>after shares get assigned stock has a 25% day out of nowhere
You aren't going to win goy. The stock market is less reliable than a fucking slot machine at this point.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000438]

>>55000418
>selling calls
I just bought puts isn't that like the same fucking thing?

[Anonymous No.55000441]

Your currency will be worth nothing
You will not be able to afford anything
The tech giants making the tools to spy on you will have 10000000 PE

[Anonymous No.55000447]

>>55000213
kek

[Anonymous No.55000459]

CASH
MONEY
ON
THE
SIDELINES

[Anonymous No.55000461]

>>55000438
Difference is I get paid 10% money in hand right away - time is on my side

I just bagged 7000 in premiums, what a day.

[Anonymous No.55000468]

>>55000435
so your saying i can keep my shares and keep selling calls then right? winning isnt important. its about the top keks and remaining in the game

[Anonymous No.55000469]

Bulls are no euphoric enough yet
Once you see the OOOOO posting thats when we buy puts

[Anonymous No.55000474]

>NVDA
WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.55000475]

>NVDA 300
We did it, Reddit!

[Anonymous No.55000476]

>>55000441
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[Anonymous No.55000481]

>>55000461
you sold them naked didn't you. Enjoy your gaping asshole

[Anonymous No.55000486]

[Anonymous No.55000492]

>>55000435
>after shares get assigned stock has a 25% day out of nowhere
didnt even read your green text initially, worrying about where the stock goes after you exit for profit is nigger tier logic and why you are NGMI, green is green, green is good, green is gains, green is god

[Anonymous No.55000496]

God dammit
I sold my calls yesterday
Then I bought more today, but the stupid shit at 11:20 triggered the stop loss
And now I'm missing out on billions in profits

[Anonymous No.55000505]

>>55000481

Im selling covered calls on megacaps, they will NEVER go down 10% in a month, but I will collect 10% in premium every month :))

The only thing that could take me down is a sudden dump/crash - which is never happening because this is a clown market

[Anonymous No.55000510]

What the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.55000514]

>>55000505
>Im selling covered calls on megacaps, they will NEVER go down 10% in a month, but I will collect 10% in premium every month :))
>The only thing that could take me down is a sudden dump/crash - which is never happening because this is a clown market

[Anonymous No.55000515]

>>55000510
we're sellin calls nigga

[Anonymous No.55000520]

>>55000505
Holy shit you sell calls we get it. do we really need 50 posts about it?

[Anonymous No.55000522]

>>55000461
>I just bagged 7000 in premiums
why do you lie on an anonymous image board

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000524]

>>55000505
>implying we're not going to have a default happening
like lmao, okay

[Anonymous No.55000531]

okay seriously when do I take profit on SOXL? I'd say $18 but I'm afraid this pump isn't going to last into next week

[Anonymous No.55000533]

>>55000510
this might be the clown pump before retail become bagholders again

[Anonymous No.55000536]

>>55000510
Bears are fucking toasted, roasted, and ghosted.

[Anonymous No.55000543]

>>55000514
It cracks me up when people discover covered calls for the first time and think it's an infinite money cheat.
>surely nothing could go wrong!

[Anonymous No.55000547]

>>55000510
Buy in May or you're gay.

[Anonymous No.55000554]

>>55000543
first webm in this thread I couldn't bring myself to watch to the end

[Anonymous No.55000557]

>>55000520

dude just like...sell calls

>>55000522
Is a 70k portfolio that rare :p?

>>55000524
you and I both know the U.S is not defaulting

[Anonymous No.55000565]

>>55000543

[Anonymous No.55000566]

>>55000547
he literally said the opposite on TV this week... he said buy t-bills short term and ride out the quick but painful dump. guess hes a retard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000570]

Here comes the Jews doo-doo-doo-doo
Here comes the Jews and I say it's alright

[Anonymous No.55000573]

>>55000356
Nobody seems to care

[Anonymous No.55000574]

>>55000554
I just wanted you to understand who you're actually talking to when you reply to a covered calls poster.

[Anonymous No.55000579]

when the MM stops taking your CC fills you know they know that you know that they are gonna be heemed

[Anonymous No.55000581]

>>55000566

[Anonymous No.55000582]

>>55000388
Because they didnt rebalance recently. And not true. SPY can be down overall but certain sectors like oil pumping.

[Anonymous No.55000585]

gonna say that 4180-4185 is the ceiling for today. volume's dropping off. glad we got SOMETHING this week

[Anonymous No.55000586]

>>55000574
I know very well what you people look like in here. I've watched these "/smg/ update" videos on youtube and it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.55000589]

>>55000510
I'm a bobo, and I need to sell the house and kids now, that's what is happening.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000590]

>>55000557
>you and I both know the U.S is not defaulting
The Big Guy was told by Chairman Xi that if he wants the billion dollars he has to let the US default, and if the US doesn't default he's not getting the billion. Don't take my word for it call him yourself.

[Anonymous No.55000593]

>>55000543

covered calls IS an infinite money cheat though! I'm up 7-10% a month every single month this year.

There is zero (0) risk

absolutely no risk, at all. Its riskless, its clear, its dependable, its harmless, its healthy, its pure, its reliable, its secure.

There is ZERO risk in selling covered calls - absolutely none at all

[Anonymous No.55000595]

>>55000435
>Der Dämonenjude

[Anonymous No.55000601]

>>55000582
i mean if SPY ceases to exist, there wont be any of these ancillary bullshit blackrock etfs anyways

[Anonymous No.55000602]

>>55000586
I'm way better looking than Rocker, Scoops, and Baggot.

[Anonymous No.55000609]

>bobos seriously were thinking debt default was imminent
you've got to look in the mirror sometimes

[Anonymous No.55000618]

>>55000593
>There is ZERO risk in selling covered calls - absolutely none at all
there is NO MORE risk than just owning shares outright without selling the calls. the same stop loss decision needs to be made if the stock goes too far down regardless of whether you sold a call or not. So in that sense CCs are zero risk, zero additional risk... the risk of the stock going up is nonsense and only low IQs worry about it, or greedy pigs

[Anonymous No.55000624]

>>55000601
SPY is an etf though? So if it goes nothing realy changes, someone just gets a new one. But SPY adds in the losers too for an adjusted growth overall. You can absolutely beat it with your own picks.

[Anonymous No.55000630]

>>55000609
Anyone who takes the debt ceiling shenanigans seriously instantly outs themselves as a 14 year old /pol/ tourist

[Anonymous No.55000632]

>>55000000

[Anonymous No.55000635]

>>55000593
The risk is your asset deprecating at a faster rate then the premiums you make from covered calls

[Anonymous No.55000637]

lol newfags have not seen a bull market for a few years they think this is new normal territory

[Anonymous No.55000638]

>>55000624
>You can absolutely beat it with your own picks.
those picks cannot be momentum funds that dont have any momentum though...

[Anonymous No.55000644]

>>55000609
I'M STARTING WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR

[Anonymous No.55000646]

>>55000557
you're not collecting $7k in premiums on a $70k portfolio in a month, retard

[Anonymous No.55000647]

>>55000379
Not seeing anything decent that breaks 5-6% premium right now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000648]

>>55000630
I can't wait until after the default and your ass is in the bread line and I'm laughing because there's no bread.

[Anonymous No.55000649]

>>55000586
Oh then you know that I'm a hamchad that could heem each and every poster in this general?

[Anonymous No.55000652]

>>55000635
that's not a risk of the covered call though, that's just a risk of stock ownership... yes you lose money if your stocks go down... genius take

[Anonymous No.55000656]

>>55000123
Still good on Shopify, everything else I got rid of yesterday, still up 5% on my faz and srs, also dxy and bonds up, vix hasn't moved that much down from midday yesterday.

Everyone wins I guess yay Jews!

[Anonymous No.55000659]

Rates?
>so much higher
>for so much longer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000664]

>>55000644
You should go ahead and make that change, it's going to feel real good to cut your dick off.

[Anonymous No.55000667]

>>55000046
Test

[Anonymous No.55000669]

>>55000649
you wish we mumus are unheemable

[Anonymous No.55000671]

>>55000638
Yeah you wouldnt beat another etf with a managed etf fund. you can buy actual stocks too you know. Look at SPY and kick out like 75% and you can beat it.

[Anonymous No.55000673]

>>55000659
I just went all in on the current tbills because all the talk is around a pause. They better not hike again

[Anonymous No.55000676]

>>55000664
That sounds very painful.

[Anonymous No.55000677]

>>55000659
Yeah, pffff. 5% when *official* inflation is 5%. So high. Really tight. Solid inflation fighting there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000681]

>>55000649
I could distract you with a pack of those cream filled cake things, while I ran in the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.55000686]

>>55000609
It may have not been imminent, but it's the first time I can remember where all participants were saying "yep everything looks good, all talks were productive, I don't see any big issues getting this done" when they still have weeks left.

[Anonymous No.55000692]

>IV too low to sell calls
zzzzzz

[Anonymous No.55000694]

>>55000609
No default means bonds are safe alternative to equities while rates creep up higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55000693]

>>55000673
where did you hear talks of a pause?

is this is the beginning of a new bullrun? Maybe I should have not sold those covered calls....im seeing very optimistic option activity right now

[Anonymous No.55000702]

>>55000692
most of the move was earlier in the day/week
I sold covered calls all throughout this week

Now we either maintain or bleed for the rest of the week IMO

[Anonymous No.55000705]

>>55000693
JP said it last meeting "maybe we're even there"

[Anonymous No.55000710]

>>55000649
>just goes back to stuffing his face
boomers in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.55000716]

>>55000671
that's why I am ok with selling a bunch of calls to exit these managed ETFs and then i'll buy something else at that point with the cash, if not just sell puts to buy into spy. but i dont want to be bagholding illiquid tickers where i am the only options goombler in the world on them. i know the prices im selling the calls for are probably not favorable from an IV standpoint but im just testing out this method as an exit strategy, vs just selling my shares for cash all right now. make them make me sell at the price i agreed to. im alright with that. then when these all expire around my dad's birthday in june, i'll be reallocating. but imagine not selling calls here with the VWAP where it is and the market where it currently is

[Anonymous No.55000720]

>>55000702
>what is opex

[Anonymous No.55000724]

>>55000652
yes you have the risk of owning the stock and you sell of a portion of your possible benefits. That's all it is. You can end up with with less profit then a stock holder but you can also end up with less losses. You are reducing risk and giving up potential gains. that is all it is

[Anonymous No.55000735]

>>55000692
my thoughts, after selling a bunch of calls on illiquid tickers this week is that idc about the IV when i truly want out of the shares. the tickers i have are not liquid enough for me to fight over it

[Anonymous No.55000740]

>>55000681
You might be able to get me with Oreo cakesters, or little Debbie peanut butter cream pies. Those fuckers are delicious.
>>55000710
It's not a boomer thing, hamchads are just calm, collected, people. We know we do it better than most.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000744]

My put options are going up. I want to thank The Big Guy, and Bobo Jr.

[Anonymous No.55000745]

FIRST OF ALL, YER ALL DONE.
THE BULLEONE FAMILY DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT KIND OF LIQUIDITY ANYMORE.
YOU'RE GETTING CHASED OUT OF /biz/ BY BEARZINI AND THE OTHER THREADS.

[Anonymous No.55000747]

>>55000740
do "what" better? Die from diabetes?

[Anonymous No.55000756]

>>55000649
What fuckin retards both they are, but that fattie is actually insane.

[Anonymous No.55000757]

>>55000724
yes so you are buying a stock that you are not bullish on you are basically a bank

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000758]

>>55000740
>Oreo cakesters
yep those are the exact ones i was talking about

[Anonymous No.55000768]

>>55000744

yes it seems the line will go down now

thank god

[Anonymous No.55000769]

>>55000724
correct, and im willing to bet that most long share holders cant time the top anyways, so if you were never going to sell the SPY top that just occurred, should i as the CC seller really be concerned about the profits i could have had had i sold the top perfectly? na, that's just greedy

[Anonymous No.55000771]

>>55000740
lucky fat bastard, his gf got some nice milkers

[Anonymous No.55000776]

>>55000735
to be honest, the way I see selling covered calls is that its anticipating a bearish move during a high IV environment [ which is why I sold a ton of calls today ]

I'm hoping the stock goes down or stays flat ideally

[Anonymous No.55000790]

>that one anon that has been holding onto sqqq for over 3 months now

[Anonymous No.55000797]

>AI up 12%

[Anonymous No.55000803]

>>55000790
j-just two more weeks, haha

i'll be fine, i just need two more weeks thats all

just a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.55000805]

>>55000776
its a shame the VIX is broken or else today actually would have been high IV, everything is muted now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000816]

Oh no, fucking SPY pumping again.

[Anonymous No.55000823]

>>55000776
like how is the VIX1D 9% down on the day when we just have crabbed from 410-412 for weeks now and finally something happened.

[Anonymous No.55000840]

Will the USA finally default on its debt for once or just prolong the misery by raising the ceiling again?

If it all does come crashing down by June, then what would happen to the economy theoretically speaking?

[Anonymous No.55000848]

>>55000805
>VIX
high volatility has become the norm vix is now fucked unless you get some major shit happening

[Anonymous No.55000851]

>>55000805
>>55000823
where are all the VIXchads saying ITS PUTS AND CALLS, ITS NOT JUST PUT VOL, ITS BOTH... top kek faggots you trade a manipulated broken product

[Anonymous No.55000865]

Reminder that because the companies in SPY earn dollars, rising DXY is BULLISH

[Anonymous No.55000876]

so for real, President Joe's remarks this morning caused all this?

[Anonymous No.55000880]

>>55000840
Joe Biden computers has to win next year so there won't be a default

[Anonymous No.55000883]

when was the last time we even saw soxl this green? seems like its been crabbing forever

[Anonymous No.55000891]

Holy crap we are so close to ATH on most companies. Who'd have thunk the low rates wouldn't be enough to destroy tech? Inflation is furthermore bullish for companies because of greedflation. Come on bros. We had our recession in the market last year. Of course the market wouldn't plunge again so soon. The fugg?

[Anonymous No.55000905]

I’ve felt the same for sometime. Everyone and their mother is 100% certain we’re just months away from a recession.

The global central bankers work in tandem to avoid messy financial situations so maybe because of that a recession is avoidable?

[Anonymous No.55000907]

>>55000880
kek I bet they will still operate and just pin the blame on the red party anyway.

[Anonymous No.55000909]

why is all the volume at 413?

[Anonymous No.55000910]

complacancy

[Anonymous No.55000915]

>>55000840
honestly ask yourself "will the government ever spend less money" and you will have your answer

[Anonymous No.55000929]

>>55000905
>The global central bankers work in tandem to avoid messy financial situations so maybe because of that a recession is avoidable?
what's with the fear mongering for the goys though? tv ratings?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000936]

Ron DeSantis is attacking marginalized communities again with his new bathroom ban.

[Anonymous No.55000937]

>>55000915
how about, "Is the government stupid enough to derail itself?"

[Anonymous No.55000962]

>>55000673
A pause and hold is very likely.
Cutting rates? Not for the remainder of this decade.

[Anonymous No.55000964]

Lol spy daily looks like "return to normal" chart

[Anonymous No.55000973]

>>55000840
>for once
the US gov has defaulted 3 times already.

[Anonymous No.55000975]

>>55000910
Apparently but i had to flip long for the moment here. This is threatening to break out at least a little bit.

[Anonymous No.55000980]

>>55000929
If insiders know bankers will avoid a recession they want people selling so they can buy cheap and frontrun the bullmarket.

[Anonymous No.55000981]

>>55000673
hikes are very possible in the 3 or 4 months. If everything stays at current levels.

[Anonymous No.55000982]

>>55000964
it does, it looks like the beginning of a 2021 golden zirp bullrun where we just trade above the 50 and 200 SMAs indefinitely

[Anonymous No.55000988]

>>55000905
I don't think it's avoidable but they can certainly play games with the timing for a while.

[Anonymous No.55000992]

>>55000936
Desantis is starting to go super saiyan down there in Florida. I fully support it

[Anonymous No.55000994]

>>55000980
Cheap shares. Thanks, Jews!

[Anonymous No.55000996]

>>55000964

[Anonymous No.55000999]

>>55000964
SPX ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) is the medium term goal.
What happens beyond that is mere guesswork.

[Anonymous No.55001027]

>>55000694
this would be true if they needed to raise the debt limit once every 10 years

[Anonymous No.55001038]

>>55000981
Next m/m CPI release will be zero or even negative.
No matter if purposefully reported soft or not.
This will greatly increase the chances of pause & hold.

[Anonymous No.55001042]

>>55000962
>Not for the remainder of this decade.
For long term stability this is a necessity, interest rates at or around 5% should be the norm anything higher or lower should be adjusted based off of inflationary or deflationary periods.
>But muh debts
Get fucked lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001048]

>>55000992
He's not ready to be president. America isn't ready for Ron.

[Anonymous No.55001060]

>>55001038
Kek nigger mumu chance of hike just increased 250% in the past week.. if this bull market keeps pumping well have another 25% BP hike and more bank failures in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.55001065]

>>55001048
Correct, we need 4 more years of trump first. I have to see trannies screaming into the sky just one more time, then desantis can have his turn.

[Anonymous No.55001072]

>>55001060
TWO
MORE
WEEKS

[Anonymous No.55001080]

>>55000936
MEATBALL FUCKIN RON... i like him

[Anonymous No.55001084]

Well, boyos, we broke the top of the wedge. Smooth sailing from here.

[Anonymous No.55001090]

i hate mumu faggots so much it is unreal

[Anonymous No.55001096]

bulls prepare the anus

[Anonymous No.55001099]

>>55001090
look at the volume at price on the 1 min chart, you can clearly see where smart money and dumb money bought today

[Anonymous No.55001114]

heh nothing personnel bobo's - just need a quick recharge before the rocket takes off a bit more

dont get trapped into buying puts or anything, buy one of my very optimistic calls instead lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001119]

>>55001065
I think Trump should change his address from Florida so that we can have a Trump/DeStroyer ticket.

[Anonymous No.55001120]

we just created the greatest bagholder generation during this pump.

[Anonymous No.55001130]

>>55000046
I just did my first credit spread on TLT, lets see how it do.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001138]

>>55001099
oh look at that, more dumb just money came in, and then smart money left into cash.

[Anonymous No.55001161]

>>55001065
>I have to see trannies screaming into the sky just one more time
after the town hall, i agree zion don is pure comedy, although President Joe is still the chaos candidate in 2024. Imagine 4 more years of president joe...

[Anonymous No.55001166]

Why the fuck does Elizabeth Warren hate J Pow so much

[Anonymous No.55001170]

>>55001090

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001179]

>>55001166
She's a native American, and he's like Andrew Jackson.

[Anonymous No.55001192]

>>55001166
rofl good one

[Anonymous No.55001196]

>>55001166
jannies ban this fool for offtopic bantz on Pocahontas

[Anonymous No.55001206]

Im like 90% invested right now, feeling pretty bullish no cap SPY be bussin

[Anonymous No.55001208]

>>55000905
>100% certain we’re just months away from a recession.
we are already in one though. changing the definition does not somehow change the state of the economy

[Anonymous No.55001236]

>>55001166
native americans run casinos. the stock market is the biggest rival to casinos

[Anonymous No.55001237]

>>55001208

so what if production is down, spending is down, debt is up, unemployment is up, jobs are down, contractors down, housing down, DXY up, rates at 5% for longer...

why are you not BULLISH, cant you see everyone is BULLISH? The stock market is safe & effective, trust the FED

[Anonymous No.55001245]

>>55001236
Holy shit we're through the looking glass here people.

[Anonymous No.55001247]

nothing to see here, goys. just your standard 4 SIGMA intraday move on the SPY

“According to general statistical principles, a 4-sigma event is to be expected about every 31,560 days, or about 1 trading day in 126 years."

do NOT even try to blame any jews for this because i already know what you all are thinking. we are selling to WILLING buyers at the current FAIR market price

[Anonymous No.55001259]

>>55001247
sigma balls lmao

[Anonymous No.55001268]

>>55000996
Lol that's the one, I'll eat my dick if spy closes below 411 though

[Anonymous No.55001271]

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[Anonymous No.55001274]

>>55001161
Biden literally won't be alive in 4 more years and it he is, his dementia will be so bad that he won't even be functional. Not even the most aggressive gaslighting in the world will be able to hide it. Probably bullish for some reason though.

[Anonymous No.55001278]

I TOLD YOU TO KNEEL LITTLE BOBOS

[Anonymous No.55001287]

>the dollar hasn't dumped yet
oh yeah i'm thinking we are just getting started

[Anonymous No.55001289]

Kek mumufaggots I am now exiting my shorts. A mall in CT with $81mm worth of debt at BB - junk rating just sold for 9.25mm.. it was (((appraised))) at 153mm.. just wait as more MTM happens and firesales pile up. Oh and mumu H4L good fucking luck holding tech bags.

[Anonymous No.55001292]

>>55001274
like i said, imagine the smell of 4 more years of president joe, i love that madlad

[Anonymous No.55001296]

>>55001237
If stats are bad that means they can get better..

[Anonymous No.55001301]

>>55001292
Best case scenario, Biden dies his first day of his second term and we get 4 years of Kamala.

[Anonymous No.55001302]

>>55001247
is it really that rare on a 1 minute chart?

[Anonymous No.55001307]

Jesus christ I can't remember the last time my watch list was so green

[Anonymous No.55001308]

>>55001247
you're on one minute candles there though. this move is not that big within the current range.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001319]

>>55001301
no best case is Biden dies tomorrow and we get 10 years of Karmella

[Anonymous No.55001322]

>>55001237
Unemployment is like 3.5% just fyi

[Anonymous No.55001337]

>>55001130
bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.55001340]

>>55001319
>Karmella
WOULD baggie

[Anonymous No.55001343]

>>55001319
Best case is Baggie becomes president and wrecks the market

[Anonymous No.55001345]

>>55001319
No best case scenario Biden died yesterday, Kamala comes to power, changes election rules so she will be in power indefinitely and we get a lifetime of Kamala

[Anonymous No.55001346]

Which way is Walmart headed after earnings? What do you lads think?
Personally, pretty sure if Target could beat estimates, Walmart can too.

[Anonymous No.55001354]

>>55001337
Bullish short term, bearish long term. With the chaos of the congress at the moment I don't expect it to move below 100 for a week or so.

[Anonymous No.55001358]

>>55001343
SPY BACK TO 4110, Piece of shit

[Anonymous No.55001366]

>>55001354
so you did a calenderized put spread

[Anonymous No.55001368]

>>55000046
>inflation probably has peaked
>dxy bottomed
>growth slowing
Bondchads is it finally our time?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001370]

>>55001343
If I were president, I would take all the money we spend on entitlements and reappropriate it to figuring out how to bring Adolf Hitler back from the dead, then I would name him my VP and resign.

[Anonymous No.55001380]

>>55001370
Before you resign make sure to use that entitlement money to make anime real first.

[Anonymous No.55001387]

>>55001366
I did not but it's mostly because I'm not 100% sure how spreads will work on something like TLT. So once I get a good feel on the mechanics of TLT I'll start doing higher-end autism with it.
At the moment though it's just a simple bull put spread, sold the 100, bought the 99.5 for a credit of 15, risking 25.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001390]

>>55001380
Well I would have 10% of our entitlement spending held by Hitler for me.

[Anonymous No.55001392]

>buy $68 oil
>this actually makes me a Mumu
>I accidentally tricked myself into becoming a Mumu
>Mumus win
yeah feels good to win

[Anonymous No.55001397]

>>55001370
Hitler was a Baggot.
There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.55001403]

>I CAN'T PAY MY BILLS UNLESS YOU INCREASE MY DEBT IS BULLISH BUY BIUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55001406]

>>55001390
Wait you aren't skimming money off the top are you baggot?

[Anonymous No.55001430]

>>55001247
What indi is that?

[Anonymous No.55001439]

...it's a shower hour

[Anonymous No.55001441]

so I think every company on earth did mention AI multiple times by now. can this retard bubble finally pop?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55001442]

>>55001406
Me? Embezzling public funds that were supposed to go to the poor, elderly, and sick? No never, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go help relocate some people and help expand israel's claims in gaza.

[Anonymous No.55001461]

>>55001442
Goddamnit we've been bamboozled! I don't know what I expected. You are Jewish after all.

[Anonymous No.55001465]

what should i buy RIGHT NOW to make more money off of this

[Anonymous No.55001473]

exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.55001475]

>>55001441
it has barely started

[Anonymous No.55001481]

>>55001465
EMAN
Guaranteed 4% increase when Samsung buys your bags :)

[Anonymous No.55001484]

>>55001465
NVDA calls, duh.

[Anonymous No.55001494]

Bobo is ded

[Anonymous No.55001510]

call of the void is telling me to press it
there's gotta be a confirmation screen right, but what if there isn't and it just instantly sells everything i own
why would ibkr even go out of their way to make a button like this on their main ui, just in the drop down next to everything else

[Anonymous No.55001515]

>>55000745
I TALKED TO BOBOZINI, HE SAID I CAN SELL CALLS TO HIM AND KEEP MY SHARES

[Anonymous No.55001522]

The stock market *WILL* collapse.
Trump *WILL* be reelected.
The FBI and DHS glowniggers *WILL* be removed.
America *WILL* be a free country again.

[Anonymous No.55001527]

Google at 121 is making me cum buckets. I bought 1000 @ 91 a few weeks ago.

hnggggggggggggg

[Anonymous No.55001532]

>>55001494
Open casket is a perverse way to do a funeral. I have stipulated in my will that I am to be cremated and ashes shot in to orbit around the sun.

[Anonymous No.55001534]

>>55001494
Short when there's Bobo blood in the streets?

[Anonymous No.55001537]

I will say next cycle after this collapse I'm gonna follow the tried and true "buy the pink wojack" posting on the dip

[Anonymous No.55001543]

>>55001522
wrong
wrong
very possible
wrong

[Anonymous No.55001546]

>>55001430
VWAP

[Anonymous No.55001555]

Day if of total mumu reckoning will be upon us soon

[Anonymous No.55001563]

I am up 0.16% today, get fucked retards

[Anonymous No.55001573]

>>55001546
Very Wet Ass Pussy?

[Anonymous No.55001574]

And just like that...

[Anonymous No.55001578]

>>55000046
My company has an open senior position for an engineering role that would probably get me at least $30k more in salary, possibly more. Still WFH, but would probably be way more work and I wouldn't be able to dick around as much as I do right now during the day.

Should I go for it or nah? Being comfy has been nice

[Anonymous No.55001579]

>>55001573
vwap is volume weight average price. it is occasionally useful for day trading.

[Anonymous No.55001585]

>>55001578
>Still WFH
get back to work scrub

[Anonymous No.55001593]

>>55001579
So is a very wet ass pussy

[Anonymous No.55001594]

>>55001585
not my problem

[Anonymous No.55001597]

>>55001590
>>55001590

[Anonymous No.55001602]

>>55001597
holy shit

[Anonymous No.55001605]

>>55001597
>early thread retards
kys

[Anonymous No.55001608]

>>55001602
I'm not a baker, but what happened here?

[Anonymous No.55001609]

>>55001594
based, its only the REIT bagholders problem

[Anonymous No.55001616]

im no longer racist, homophobic, misogynistic and anti semitic

[Anonymous No.55001618]

>>55001608
Underbaked so it's gooey in the middle

[Anonymous No.55001620]

>>55001608

undercooked the fuck out of it

[Anonymous No.55001628]

>>55001616
retard

[Anonymous No.55001640]

>>55001608
Got impatient and pulled it out of the oven early
In other words... baked too soon, junior...

[Anonymous No.55001642]

>>55001618
>>55001620
Based gluten mages.

[Anonymous No.55001644]

>>55000046
>>55000000

[Anonymous No.55001647]

>>55001616
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55003614]

>>55000649
that nigga is an ex-state patrollman