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[Anonymous No.54981164]

AI will replace 99% of workers within the next 18 months

We will all stop working an enter a UBI utopia

We're almost there boys

[Anonymous No.54981189]

I can't wait to attain permanent NEET status

[Anonymous No.54981204]

[Anonymous No.54981450]

>>54981189
Not really, you will mostly be starved by the elite or work 12 hours for 3 meals a day.
you are so wrong if you think you will have a happy life without working.

[Anonymous No.54981757]

>>54981164
>not meant to work
And yet she's about to go to work very hard on the cock of the man giving her that private jet ride?

[Anonymous No.54981771]

>>54981450
I have been NEETing for 24 years, pretty happy about it

[Anonymous No.54981835]

For a split second, I fell into a strange frame of mind, and saw that female in OP as an unimpressive, decorated simian body. Those heels looked awkward and funny, and it seemed to me absurd the weird things people do for that ethereal status
The fuck

[Anonymous No.54982157]

>>54981771
based

[Anonymous No.54982167]

How the fuck do u guys NEET without sucking dick on the streets?

[Anonymous No.54983897]

>>54981835
I feel you anon, have you consumed psychedelic substances in your life before?

[Anonymous No.54983911]

>>54981164
>AI will replace 99% of workers within the next 18 months
>We will all stop working an enter a UBI utopia
>We're almost there boys

Get a job parasite.

[Anonymous No.54983919]

>>54981835
i've always hated high heels on a woman, they've never made sense to me and every girl i've known always complains about them but wears them anyways. it has to be some kind of psyop.

[Anonymous No.54983930]

>>54981771
get back to me in another 24 years, when your parents die and you have to work minimum wage night shifts to help pay for the portion of rent that isn't covered by SSI disability, after the state declares you legally retarded.

[Anonymous No.54983933]

>>54983919
invented by the chinese to atrophy the genital and abdominal muscles and force labia protrusion

[Anonymous No.54983938]

>>54983933
it all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.54983953]

>>54981164
>AI will replace 99% of workers within the next 18 months

We will never stop working manual labor and enter a UBI/CBDC totalitarian ai dystopia

We're almost there boys

[Anonymous No.54983997]

>>54983933
high heels were actually invented by horse nomads as a riding shoe but because women always copy successful strong men it became a long lasting fashion trend for women to wear high heeled shoes (similar to long legged trousers and pant suits later, and also many hats often inspired by military uniforms). what you guys mean is bound feet which was a chinese thing to cripple women in an "aesthetic" way so they can't escape the royal harem.

[Anonymous No.54984056]

>>54983997
wrong you can walk on feet that have been bound in youth (as was done when bones are soft) and the feet binding had nothing to do with preventing escape from the harem
the harem was over 10k strong and all the roasties got kicked out into nunnery every time a new emperor asended, barring the politically saavy
men weren't even allowed IN the harem, only eunuchs
few would try to escape the harem especially considering their family, up to the third degree, would be executed for it and their ancestors would look down in shame as their homes were seized
keep in mind the harem was not full of peasants with nothing to lose either, there may have been some but it was not the norm
the reason the feet were originally bound was because of what i said, it atrophies the muscles and forces protrusion of the labia which the emperor who started the tradition thought was ideal femininity
some of the other emperor were just footfags though who talk about the beautiful arches
perhaps the shoes did originate for nomad horsemen though, i did not know that and it would make sense for the heels to be introduced during a later nomad invasion
regardless heels have the exact same effect as footbinding

[Anonymous No.54984073]

>>54981164
>AI will replace 99% of workers within the next 18 months
Okay, what happens if something goes wrong? Something needs to be fixed? How do you incentivize people to fix the AI shit? Why should I and basically you're fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.54984077]

>>54981164
>AI will replace 99% of workers within the next 18 months
no

>We will all stop working an enter a UBI utopia
UBI can't work in a capitalist society and won't be implemented, hobos are cautionary tales to keep the wagies in check.

>We're almost there boys
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54984597]

>>54981835
That's humanity in a nutshell. Humans are just apes with hyperinflated sense of self-importance wearing and doing mundane ridiculous things to survive. It's all a joke. Monkeys accessorizing with impractical objects and consuming the world.

[Anonymous No.54984656]

>>54981164
yeah the elite will totally let us live in a utopia!
they wont just cull 99% of us an let the remainder work as eternal slaves whilst they gene edit themselves to become immortal and hyperintelligent and the slaves are extremely scared and submissive so they never revolt

yeah haha
the elite really just want us to live good and happy lives :) thats why they concentrate all the wealth on the top. Its for our own good really.

[Anonymous No.54984892]

>>54981164
I wish this were true but it just isnt

[Anonymous No.54984944]

>>54983919
>i've always hated high heels on a woman
so you like them on a man?

but seriously, high heels on a woman are sexy as hell if she's wearing something tight and short with it.

[Anonymous No.54985026]

>>54981164
Before it will become an utopia, there needs to be a revolution. Think about it - basically it’s the move from capitalism to communism. If not, it will be super-dystopian cyberpunk style.

I rather hope for the Star Trek scenario.

[Anonymous No.54985044]

>>54983919
You must be short.

[Anonymous No.54985068]

>>54981164
If 99% of people left the workforce, then salaries would go up 99%. One person working could take care of your entire town. You could make villages and cities populated by your entire extended families and friends. That sounds pretty good.

>UBI
Lmao, what is this communist propaganda? You don’t even understand supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.54985075]

>>54984656
this

UBI will be the total dystopian nightmare coming to reality since it will be tied to CBDCs and carbon credit score emissions.

I'm sorry for the anons who still fall for the fairytale that AI will do everything while you NEET at home

[Anonymous No.54985082]

Elites don't give you ubi

[Anonymous No.54985186]

>>54981164
>UBI
Why would you ever believe in 10,000,000 years that (((they))) would let you live for free?

[Anonymous No.54985239]

>>54985186
>>54985082
they actually will but it will be a mouse trap.

The WEF, the EU and other governments around the world have been shilling it relentlessly. Normies will love it. Free money? Sign me up!

Too bad it will be like I said previously>>54985075

[Anonymous No.54985293]

>>54985239
>>54985075
whats even funnier is that the original concept of a Utopia actually had a large amount of slaves supporting an elite class.
That aspect is never focused on, but any real utopia will be exactly the same.
Its just that they wont literally call you a slave.

same way when we will become under totalitarian control they wont call it that obviously

[Anonymous No.54985320]

>>54981164
Will AI replace my wife's job? Im sure it wouldnt take much to randomly shout chores she wants done.
Fuck im still recovering from surgery im not repairing the fence.

[Anonymous No.54985334]

>>54981164
anon there are companies who still use fax machines

[Anonymous No.54985607]

>>54981164
Based
10/10 babes will be begging for me as well

[Anonymous No.54985803]

>>54985239
Revelation 13:17
Looks like we were born just in time to witness man made horrors

[Anonymous No.54985827]

>>54985068
supply and demand doesn’t exist
price is held algorithmically, the value of a country’s currency is 100% manipulated

[Anonymous No.54986241]

>>54981164
>>54981189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrEUzKTt7j0

[Anonymous No.54986565]

>>54985827
Keep betting on that. Seems like a safe bet to me.

[Anonymous No.54988469]

>>54986565
Betting on technology always wins in the long run

[Anonymous No.54988537]

>>54981164
No it wont gayboy

[Anonymous No.54990136]

>>54985075
>carbon footprints
Not the big multinational companies and countries so bad with pollution that people's lungs are fucked. No it has to be because we eat a bit of meat. Because that wouldn't alter the status quo. Why is Klaus permitted to continue living?

[Anonymous No.54990144]

>>54981189
You dream of looking alpha, living a based and masculine life.

[Anonymous No.54990158]

>>54981164
Farmers will replace 99% of hunter gatherers within the next 18 months

We will all stop working an enter a UBI utopia

We're almost there boys

[Anonymous No.54990180]

>>54981164
>>hot blonde chick wants to be feminine and trad
>kellyhennessy88
>88
what does she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.54990185]

>>54981164
>>54981189
>>54981204

Capitalists will not allow that to happen. You must lose your job, and continue to still be their customer (without an actual income anymore).

[Anonymous No.54990319]

>>54981164
>>54981164
>>54981450
>>54983930
>>54984073
>>54984077
>>54984656
>>54985068

You all got it wrong, a lot of simple office jobs will be eliminated but a lot of new office jobs will be introduced. Most of them will be about policing the population (camera monitoring, training AI models, monitoring extremism) and execution of government policy. Best case some of them will fulfill the critical jobs that can't be fulfilled this time like nursing etc. I think they will introduce some form of UBI but it won't have any effect since the prices simple rise with the UBI people receive so everyone will keep on working expect for the already happy few.

[Anonymous No.54990380]

>>54990144
UBI will fulfill this possibility

[Anonymous No.54990390]

>>54990158
This occurred during a time of population growth, now we're in a time of decline so it will work

[Anonymous No.54990408]

>>54990180
>what does she mean by this?
You know exactly what it means

[Anonymous No.54990415]

>>54990319
>a lot of new office jobs will be introduced
No that would increase costs. AI will work all of these jobs.

[Anonymous No.54990605]

>>54981164
Ai will replace all the comfy high paying jobs so all that is left is terrible labour jobs

[Anonymous No.54990674]

>>54990390
If by “we” you mean first world citizens or whites then sure. But the world population is increasing.

[Anonymous No.54990695]

ill be in the 1% of jobs unreplaceable by ai. I won't elaborate.

[Anonymous No.54990961]

>>54990674
The population of the "world" can continue to wage. We only need to care about us.

[Anonymous No.54990965]

>>54990695
Do you have no life or something? Why would you be proud of this?

[Anonymous No.54992036]

>>54990965
my job is too demanding and dynamic for an ai to handle. fuck ubi i'm not a nigger

[Anonymous No.54992067]

>>54984056
I think high heels for women originated with some Russian noblewoman who had 2-inch wooden heels attached to her shoes. She might have gotten the idea from Louis XIV, who loved all sorts of military fashion. He popularized the necktie (or "cravat") too, after seeing his Croatian mercenaries wearing it.

[Anonymous No.54992101]

>>54983919
These fetishes are all not "rational" in the sense that you can attach some utility function to them that'll make them seem reasonable. It's not truly to do with "pushing the buttocks out" (as I've read on some site or other that tried to explain this after googling it). It's probably some neural cross-talk, either with the area responsible for recognizing the body part (feet), or with something else for which they serve as a symbol. It's not really rationally discoverable, though I'll say that it's that well discoverable via psychoanalysis either, since the latter tends to result in extremely hare-brained ideas about everything.
Some people find them attractive, and they can't explain why, but it's not some point that can be "debated", really.

[Anonymous No.54992306]

>>54988469
Worked out well for the Atlanteans

[Anonymous No.54992501]

>>54985068
If half of the people left the workforce, salaries would go up by "99%" (100%), assuming a linear relationship between supply and price for labor. In practice, the economy would collapse, of course.
If 99% of people left the workforce, the economy would definitely collapse, but if we stick with the model, then salaries would go up by 10,000%.
>workforce/2 => price*2
>workforce/100 => price*100

[Anonymous No.54992513]

>>54981164

AI will replace people possibly in 5 years, under human supervision still for many things

[Anonymous No.54993206]

>>54981164
>AI will replace 99% of workers
No it won't. Most jobs require physical presence. Fast food work can't be done by AI. Grocery and big box store work can't be done by AI. Defense, law enforcement and healthcare, which is a large chunk of the US economy can't be done by AI either for regulatory and legal reasons even if it were possible, which it isn't.

[Anonymous No.54993413]

>>54981164
Jet companies are renting planes on the runway for insta pictures . This is the result.

[Anonymous No.54993447]

>>54985075
when are we going to see news headlines about programmed suicide drones bombing private dinners

[Anonymous No.54993460]

>>54981164
>88
>1988
>35 yrs old

Fucking yikes.

[Anonymous No.54993506]

>>54985293
look at the state of the world today. I believe you, but I say we're already living in that utopia, and slaves support it blindly by faux-virtue. Seems to me the most fervent supporters are either the ones living in the utopia or the wage/debt slaves trapped in hard labor or dead end jobs with meager pay and they've been tricked into being proud of it.

[Anonymous No.54993519]

>>54981450
Uhhh are you from India or something? I'm a student N_ET on welfare and the student part is partly just so I can get it and not have to work. I have a comfy apartment and comfy life. So what's this about starving or working 12 hours?
The only downside is I cannot afford coke and nightclubs

[Anonymous No.54993536]

Here's my question that no one seems to answer with UBI.

Why would every fortune 500 that now doesn't have to pay humans, and all other costs associated with them, suddenly decide to give these new profits to anyone but their investors?

[Anonymous No.54993542]

>>54983919
>>54985044
It's about raising height standards, pricing short men out of the dating game (a woman will not date a man less than or equal to her height), and there is also some femdom fetish element.

[Anonymous No.54993612]

>>54993542
>equal to her height
you have to be at least 6ft for most women. a 5'0 women will not touch a 5'0 man.

[Anonymous No.54993626]

>>54985293
In a real utopia people would be organised according to their innate recognised potential a la Plato's Republic, and not the social class they were born to. I was born to a wageslave class, and despite having a huge draw towards philosophy, literature and science as a kid had little opportunity to pursue those topics because there was nothing around me to aid in it. Now I write a bit but what class you are born into really influences so much of your development. Being born upper class you are surrounded by artistic and intellectual stimulation that the lower class is not, lower class slaves just do not have any interest in having a beautiful home and pursuing truth for its own sake, not because it will help you make more profit for your owner. So I'm actually totally on board with the elite's view that most people are slaves, because having grown up in a slave family it's true and patricians act innately totally differently from plebeians. It's just a shame our current system is very inefficient at filtering the two so masters can be stuck in slave world and (much less frequently but still sometimes) slaves be stuck in master world.

[Anonymous No.54993659]

>>54993626
The issue isn't desire, it's exposure and then access to capital. They are deprived of access to capital and education by design. Those institutions are designed to be exclusionary for maintaining a large and diluted labor pool to suppress wages, constrict liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54993726]

>>54981164
>Feminine life
You will never be a wife.

[Anonymous No.54993739]

>>54981189
>>54981450
I think it will suck, but for a different reason. Being a NEET is only fun with other NEETs, but when there are too many laid-off normies they'll ruin the culture. Even if you're a total shut-in, you're still gonna be visiting places online frequented by other NEETs that will now be flooded with normalfags, like what happened with /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.54994259]

>>54981757

She loves him, you dumb incel!!

[Anonymous No.54994263]

>>54981164
Not me. Though I wish it would.

[Anonymous No.54994290]

>>54994259
>she love him until she gains some legal advantage over him and then her lawyer makes sure senator richdick pays half his shit

[Anonymous No.54994603]

>>54981164
not the next 18 months
but yeah in the coming years all jobs will be taken

and it wont be UBI utopia
it will be the collapse of civilisation
hell

[Anonymous No.54994628]

>>54985320
Kek, nigga is scared
>>54990605
>Ai will replace all the comfy high paying jobs so all that is left is terrible labour jobs
Sad but true
before now, i joined some paid signal group to trade, but now I have 2 diff Al sites that gives me signal, and very accurate
the dude that used to give the signal is gradually loosing out.

[Anonymous No.54994711]

>>54994603
Things won't be that bad. Generative AI can't go out and round up all the shopping carts in the walmart parking lot. A human will always be needed for that.

[Anonymous No.54994785]

>>54983919
Women like shoes for some reason. They notice them unlike men who aren't basketball fanatics

[Anonymous No.54994795]

You lack historical perspective. humanists took power by luck: ie the scientific revolution. without this stuff, they would have had zero support from the plebs and zero material support to popularize firearms to fight and cushy homes and cars to appeal the peasants.
Even the communists allegedly loving science bastardize it and it turns out science doesnt give a shit about politics so if you do shit science the price will be paid sooner or later. As usual it's the population which pays the biggest price and not the bureaucrats nor the merchants.
See the debacle about potatoes in communist russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trofim_Lysenko?useskin=vector

This is why with the stagnation of physics, they are shitting their pants because they struggle to feed people with easy material life.
They have two attempts to keep republics going on
-put all the cattle inside ''the internet economy'', giving them digital dollars and let the cattle scroll their phone screens all today long in their pods
-bet big on biology+IT to somehow create a new scientific revolution based on consciousness and IT hacks

There really isn't a republic without populism and feeding people with chinese crap to make the peasants believe they have purchasing power after 1. capitalists pay them very little wages 2. public servants tax heavily their wages.

I think the biology bet will be a huge dud and the ''living in pod consummating porn all day by giving digital dollars to e-whores and weed'' is way way more realistic.
There will be 2 societies: rich people living in the real world, and poor people living in the internet and not polluting the earth.

[Anonymous No.54994802]

>>54984944
>>54983919
Dont forget that most girls dont even know how to walk with heels