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>'He hoped the visual appeal of the cash would impress a female into having sexual relations with him,' Felton wrote.

>'He stated his plan did not work.'

>> No.54949015

>>54948986
Exept im no subhuman

>> No.54949026

Edit:
Guuuuise im drunk i did not mean that
Dont downvote me i love jews and shitskins

>> No.54949033

Not for an Asian male

>> No.54949080

>>54948986
>only 1 year for stealing $3.6 billion
Almost seems worth it

>> No.54949096

>>54949080
No it is worth it

>> No.54949101

>>54948986
He could have learnt this from any b-grade pua

>> No.54949103

>Zhong used a decentralized Bitcoin mixer, an overseas cryptocurrency exchange, and an impressive array of technological tools to frustrate tracing efforts. But thanks to the relentless and skillful efforts of law enforcement in following the money, the federal government uncovered Zhong’s scheme and obtained final orders of forfeiture for over 51,680 Bitcoin.
Why didn't he just release all the public keys before the feds got to him?

>> No.54949112

>>54949103
private keys I mean

>> No.54949125

>>54948986
This is a demoralization thread, I don't know why but your abc agencies really hate you and do these kinda of experiment on you

>> No.54949129

>>54949103
>why not gift away bitcoin you can use to buy your ransom snd life out with

>> No.54949161

>>54949125
God hates feds
Feds die, God laughs

>> No.54949176

>>54949125
It's only demoralizing if you don't have a girlfriend and are Asian.
I mean, you do have a girlfriend, right? Ok ok, maybe you might not have a girlfriend, but at least you're not Asian, right?...right??

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>>54949161
Urgent call

>> No.54949206

>>54949176
Mate it's a 1pbti thread with a generic "even X won't help you Y (be happy, get women, marry, etc)"

>> No.54949240

>>54949206
So no and no, I take it?
Serious note, I get this is one of the 1pbtid threads destroying /biz/, I'm just saying you shouldn't feel demoralized by this. The ricecel in OP was clearly just too autistic and never had a figure in his life to tell him what's up with the ladies. I've seen regular wagie chinks that look like him and still have nice girls, the only one that stopped himself from getting a gf was him

>> No.54949278

>>54949240
Yeah I'm sure you've seen a ricecel have a nice girl just like in op photo right? I'm sure they are dating. Faggots never learn

>> No.54949307

>>54949240
>So no and no, I take it?
Yeah, I'm Brazilian this doesn't affect me. This IS a demoralization thread no matter how you try to spin it

>> No.54949348

>>54949096

If you get to keep the bitcoin, why is it not worth it?

>> No.54949361

Can't believe this fuckin retard kept all the coins in 1 bag

>> No.54949454

>>54949129
Ransoms don't work with feds

>> No.54949624
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>>54948986
Literally would have gotten away with it if he just traded it all into monero then used it for whatever. Imagine being smart enough to wire fraud 3.36 billies and not smart enough to use our orange queen.

>> No.54949669

>Making money to impress females

I sure hope none of you guys do this

>> No.54949680

>>54949103
Why not just go to Monero, keep it there for a year, then stagger conversions back 1% at a time every week for 2 years

>> No.54949716

should've bought a personality LOL

>> No.54949755

>>54949624
>>54949680
it didn't happened because even though it would have probably worked, on average no one care about monero, and it will stay that way because it's not a store of value, the guy prefered getting caught than using monero, that's how whatever monero is

>> No.54949979

>>54949755
I'm reminded of that couple that had billions of stolen BTC, converted it to monero and cashed out the monero on an exchange.
The feds don't know where the monero came from, but there were able to take traditional investigative actions to trace the origin of the funds to a hacked exchange or something.

>> No.54949987

>>54949080
He didn't steal from the wrong people.

>> No.54950014

>>54949669
i make money so I can buy prostitutes.

>> No.54950020

JUST WORK OUT WHYY

>> No.54950255

>>54949103
>Why not give away your only leverage to making a good deal so you can gratify your infantile narcissistic instincts to destroy

>> No.54950751

he could get an asian girlfriend

the problem is when the evolutionarily-disadvantaged think an evolved woman is going to want to push out an unevolved child.
you're going to have to pay heavily, or your options are only mentally ill woman, meaning you're getting a mentally ill child.

>> No.54950781

>>54948986
fake and gay

>> No.54950803

shoulda moved to japan and lived up the club life with a bunch of gyaru hookers on his hip 24/7
3b is a basically endless amount
but for real if you steal any decent sum of money why would you not fucking leave the states and go like anywhere that you wont be extradited from?
move to russia, buy an expensive apartment, invest a couple million into gazprom to get some legitimacy, hire a bodyguard, whatever. get a fresh new young russian whore every night.

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>>54948986
>If he can't do it...
No one can

>> No.54951006

>>54949278
>have a nice girl just like in op photo right?
Maybe instead of trying to get white women out of his league he should find a nice rice patty bitch?
But no every man no matter how fat and ugly they are is entitled to a hot blonde model, got it

>> No.54951033

>>54950751
>the problem is when the evolutionarily-disadvantaged think an evolved woman is going to want to push out an unevolved child.
you're going to have to pay heavily
This
I see it all the time where I live in WA state, pajeets and chongs with white wives are only keeping them because of the LV bags and new Teslas their Mircrosoft and Amazon salaries afford. And they all have only one kid, because they only fucked once. And the pajeets and chinks that suffer this aren't even fat or ugly like OP.

But no, Rice Roll Grande` in the OP wanted his hot white bitches. Motherfucker, the first word in "settling down" is "settling"

>> No.54951056

>>54949125
>real life event that happened
hurrr this is demoralization propaganda

>> No.54951085
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54951085

>>54948986
>Privacy
>Literally tracked from 2012
Butt coins live up to their name

>> No.54951210

>>54949348
why would they let you keep it? best case scenario they can’t recover it

>> No.54951295

>he didnt hire a "modeling scout" like other multimillionaires & billionaires to "scout" Eastern Europe for white virgin girls that their families are willing to send to "boarding modeling school" "sponsored" by the "scout"s employer (You)
And here I thought /biz/ was smart
you retards don't even know how to "adpot/sponsor" daughterwives

>> No.54951301

>>54949624
Normal fags are retarded

>> No.54951313

>>54951295
well no shit where is someone supposed to learn about that?

>> No.54951318

>>54951313
fixer lawyers

>> No.54951342

>>54951295
you still end up with the same problem if you're not part of the master race no matter how you set up the transaction.

>> No.54951373

>>54951342
if you're rich enough you should have a fixer good enough to ensure that your sexual partners have zero attack vectors before even meeting them
for example marrying a girl in a country where women have no rights
this is an oversimplification but you get the idea

>> No.54951381

>>54951373
worked out great for Donald Trump with Stormy Daniels

>> No.54951390

>>54951381
the guys a retard born with a silver spoon in his mouth
his dad probably knew all this
all he got from it was "get model wife from eastern europe"
he probably didn't get the subtext when his dad tried explaining it to him

>> No.54951414

>>54951381
>Stormy Daniels
and besides who else but a retarded cuck would fuck a pron star
let alone a porn star from the west
the whole point of Eastern Europe is they're so poor that women are born without any sense of entitlements
just practicality & pragmatism

>> No.54951497

>>54949669
I buy foids to make money

>> No.54951509

>>54949080
>steal $3.6 billion in the depths of the bear market
>go to prison for 1 year, forcing you to hodl
>come out with $20 billion
would

>> No.54951519

>>54948986
He should have hired a personal trainer.

>> No.54951867

>>54950751
He could have easily found a woman to settle down with, but it seems he wanted to be alpha instead

>> No.54951913

>>54949103
>But thanks to the relentless and skillful efforts of law enforcement in following the money, the federal government uncovered Zhong’s scheme
Read : all mixers and xmr were glowniggers honeypot from the start

>> No.54951935

>>54949080
Probably snitched

>> No.54951995

>>54949361
ultimately it doesn't matter, they trace you they get you. only thing he could have done was scam people with it

>> No.54952017

>>54948986
>gainesville

>> No.54952051

>>54948986
If bro has 3b and didn't think of surgery, he's kinda retarded.

>>54949033
Cope

>> No.54952062

>>54952017
ahahaha

>> No.54952078
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>>54951056
It's demoralization because it's a retard getting traced so now every faggot will bring it up any time someone mentions not paying taxes/self custody/monero etc

It's like that 1 mega neckbeard faggot on /pol/ that got arrested for threatening a boomer cop or something. Now you can't name the jews without having 6 gorillion (((anons))) warning them of the danger
Either case kill yourself. In minecraft, or real life, since apparently le minecraft gets you sent to prison (source: happened to giganeck beard on /pol/ bro). Kill yourself

>> No.54952125

>>54948986
I'm amazed that with 3b usd he managed to pull both a fat and a skinny chick and somehow still has more boob himself than both of them combined.

>> No.54952215

>>54952125
They all have huge noses, but the fat one has an excuse. How many vowels in the last name of the 2 whores?

>> No.54952233

>>54949033
We Asians are the largest demographic in the world. We definitely have no problem reproducing by finding a mate. As for Whitoids? Lol lmao even

>> No.54952266

>>54952233
How come your rich friend isn't shown with 2 asians?

>> No.54952268

>>54948986
>stole 3 billion
>1 year in prison
Lol system is broken

>> No.54952276

>>54952268
>shoot 3 kikes that attack you
>1 year in prison
Truth is The System has been broken from the start

>> No.54952293

if you had $3b in stolen btcs, looked like that guy and wanted to be financially free, then how would you proceed?

idk personally. knowing that those $3b are all stolen and glowies will be all over it the moment you start moving anything is quite frightening desu. if it was just a couple of millions then sure, but its 3 thousand millions and lots of angry people

>> No.54952310

>>54949176
Poltards like you make me feel zero remorse that whites are getting replaced and that every institution vilifies whites

>> No.54952323

>>54952310
He had $3b and still didn't get to feel a naked woman just because he is asian.

It's over.

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>>54949755
And they were equally retarded for not taking greater precautionary measures to launder the funds. The next step after converting to monero isn't to just withdraw on some KYC exchange, looks sketchy as hell. No no no, you find some corrupt buisiness partners in a country outside the control of the American government that isn't sanctioned, a place like Vietnam or Indonesia.
Then you start shell companies in those places with those people who you pay very well so they're loyal and probably buy some legitimate companies oversease with the funds.
You never make it look like you were the one who got the funds though. Your gook goonies run around for you making it look like you're an organically hired business consultant in their venture, eventually you get promoted to CEO with stock options within the venture and after all's said and done you have your money legally and on the books to use however you want.

>> No.54952400

>>54948986
why the fuck would you remain in the usa afte stealing billions??

>> No.54952406

>>54949348
Kek they would never let you keep it. If you did manage to hide it away, just like the other big brains, you would get snitched out by CA the moment you tried to move it and end up right back in the clink.

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54952440

>>54951313
/biz/, apparently.

>> No.54952589

>>54952233
>looks at asian countries fertility rates
Ohhh not so fast boyo!
But it doesn't matter friends. Woman in rich economic zone doesn't fuck nor breed. White asian black its all the same. White majority countries were simply the first to transform into economic zones. Once asian countries did too, they got hit even harder. And should african or middle eastern or indian nations ever attain a state where woman has freedom and economic power, it will be OVER for them as well.

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>>54948986
now he will get sexual relations in prison aswell

>> No.54952650

>>54949080
Do you actually think he gets to keep the stolen bitcoins?

>> No.54952660

>>54952589
Look at japan

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>>54948986

>> No.54952776

>>54949080
>almost
I'd do 10 years for that money

>> No.54952948

>>54952310
>replaced
only you can't "replace" the master race, only add irrelevant biomass to the other side of the scale.
the one truly human race remains as it always has, you don't count animals as your countries population, why count brown-eyes?

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54953093

>>54948986
>Zhong said that while some college friends have stuck by him, the one who’s been most supportive is his dog Chad, who is old and sick.

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>>54949755
He obviously thought the bitcoin obfuscation techniques would work but too bad for him, he was wrong.

>>54949979
They are genuinely retarded people. You can tell just by looking at them, they are very stupid. Running a large and specific amount of money through Monero for ten minutes with transparent ledgers on either end is like playing peek-a-boo with that money. It could only work against literal one years olds.

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54953102

He converted some Bitcoin to $700,000 in cash, so he would have a “case full of money like in the movies,” the report said. “He hoped the visual appeal of the cash would impress a female into having sexual relations with him,” the report said. “He stated his plan did not work.”

>> No.54953164

>>54953100
timing doesn't matter either with monero
it doesn't have the liquidity or cryptography to provide privacy for more than low volume low value infrequent transactions, which is why it's darknet use is restricted to retail use of black markets.

>> No.54953215

>>54952293
>its 3 thousand millions and lots of angry people
There's not really any angry people. He stole it from a DNM that got shut down anyway. It is a lot of money though so of course those with the capability to track him down and take it were after him.

>>54952268
They got the money, the jail time is just a formality. If he hid the wallet in his brain (which he quite possibly did) and refused to give it up then he would be in jail for 1000 years. He stole the bitcoin from criminals, no one cares about justice there, they just want the bitcoin.

>> No.54953269

>>54953093
Puppers are the only true fren

>> No.54953293

>>54951913
ALL btc mixers are COMP'd and the fact that Monero trades on US exchanges without issue should tell you all you need to know about how that can't possibly be truly anonymous

>> No.54953294

>>54953164
>it doesn't have the liquidity or cryptography to provide privacy for more than low volume low value infrequent transactions
I guess they just needed a billion dollars right away. I mean, what kind of lifestyle would you get by cashing out a million dollars every other day? May as well just forget it and go on the dole. Yeah, couldn't be that they're just complete fuckin retards.

>> No.54953314

>>54948986
He did it wrong. You don’t carry around a briefcase of cash to show you’re rich. You get bariatric surgery, a sports car, etc. Then you get a female personal trainer, a female house keeper, a female chef, etc. to surround yourself with potential mates. Eventually you fuck one of them.

>> No.54953332

>>54952268

found the cop, nigger

>> No.54953356

>>54948986
it obviously did help him based on the photo. but im sure gettting arrested and losing it all didnt help

>> No.54953382

>>54949101
learn history.

>> No.54953431

>>54953382
History like the Confederates losing, the Nazis losing, and Trump losing?

>> No.54953463

>>54953294
This.
Actually, thinking further you should get it all to monero and don't cash out, setup some BS business that accepts monero then buy a bunch of shit from yourself. You need to launder stolen money and I dont get how these retards dont get such a simple process. Fuck watch breaking bad for Pete's sake.

>> No.54953523

>>54953294
yeah, they're obviously retards especially the guy who decided it was a good idea to get a woman involved

but you vastly overestimate monero as any kind of money laundering tool.

>> No.54953551

>>54953463
these days monero is treated the same as tainted bitcoin in most countries so you'd have to deal with the places and people that would probably accept your tainted bitcoin anyway.

>> No.54953556

>>54948986
>Bezos and Musk got divorce raped
>Tom Brady and Brad Pitt got divorce raped
obviously things like fake, looks, and money can attract women to you, but even the most famous, wealthy, handsome men in the world can get cucked and/or dumped. you need game more than anything else if you want women. unless you’re just interested in paying hookers or something in which case you don’t need anywhere near $3 billion. Your average doctor or lawyer makes enough to bang hookers regularly if they want to.

>> No.54953581

>>54953523
You can't launder with Monero. Obviously that's a whole different process that you need to consider for any illegally obtained money that you want to spend in the system. What Monero does compared to bitcoin is not link you directly to the crime. Big bonus of that is they don't know that there is exactly 3.2 billion dollars worth in your illegal stash either.

>> No.54953628

>>54953100
when is their fucking trial btw? she was released from jail and is now working from home from her comfy NY apartment.

>> No.54953761

>>54952650
the fact that this man had to chime in to inform the turds above that he OBVIOUSLY doesn't get to keep the money is irrefutable proof this board is agonizing isn't it anon?
the zoomers are taking over and as we can see their 'neurons' can't even comprehend the concept of 'forfeiture'
"Oh 1 year for 3b? Awesome I'd fOrCe HoDl until I get out"
Someone kill these faggots please

>> No.54953830

>>54953628
Idk I'm just here to shill Monero

>> No.54953846

>>54948986
I would do 2 years for qt on the right.

>> No.54954151

>>54949080
It’s like making $410k an hour. Fuck yeah it’s worth it.

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54954463

>>54949125
4chan and particularly pol is riddled with jewish propaganda facilitated by the jew and other foreign no good agencies. Imagine the strength and power of the White man that such massive resources are dedicated to trying to pull him down and still they fail lamo!

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54954593

>>54949080
How the heck did the authorities know he stole it?

>> No.54954956

>>54952948
>whites have 5-10 lower IQ than asians
>master race
kek

>> No.54955070

>>54954956
iq matters, but the difference between non-retarded europeans and non-retarded asians is less than one standard deviation, there's simply a lower floor in europeans.

but don't kid yourself, there's no such thing as a master race that shares the same soulless hair and eye colour as the most primative, unevolved hominids alive today. europeans and asians split their evolution some millennia ago, europeans simply evolved more.

>> No.54955148

>>54954593
They tracked the bitcoins to him. He was an idiot staying in the US.

>> No.54955309

>>54952233
>GRRR FUCKING WHITES
rent free kek

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54955375

>>54952233
>Lol lmao even
Originality, something you'll never have. Go make me a pair of shoes.

>> No.54955430

>>54951509
kek

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>>54955375

>> No.54955498

>>54955070
>hair and eye colour
This retard is on the dumbest copium thinking that a COLOR is more important than his low iq.

>> No.54956653

>>54951414
>the whole point of Eastern Europe is they're so poor that women are born without any sense of entitlements
>any sense of entitlements
boy are you in for a surprise
saw it with three guys, white european not unattractive but autistic
within 3 months in the west they are complete consumerist whores and within months they are fat, its countdown to divorce now

the problem is if you are born in poverty you have no experience or training in delayed gratification, no complete absence of luxury isnt the same thing
you really need to find someone in your own class and cultural background the problem always is western marriage laws so move to some country where such shit doesnt fly